Coverage on FS1 starts at 9:30amThere's also live streams going at http://www.usopen.com/watch/live.html Get in here for some comfy golf.
>>84297233Don't care about your third world ball tournament but don't come in here shitting up my thread you fgt yuro. Shoo.
Mickletits is one of the early groups out for streamers. Tiger's group doesn't tee off till about 2pm.
Getting tired of the links meme for the US Open lads.
Jason Day hitting it on the fescue.The vertigo is already kicking in.
>>84297233>England doesn't care about golfFuck off until you learn to respect your country's heritage that you stole
>>84296991already a thread
Stream me up niggas pls
Kek fucking Bubba and speif
>top guys all getting eaten alive by the course
>this trainwreck of a front 9>hitting the ball directly sideways on the fucking green
Coverage starting on fs1
My body is ready
Shinnecock is mean brehs. Speith started bogey-triple.
Mickleson +3Speith +5
>Tiger docked his yacht outside of the club so he doesnt have to deal with traffic BASED
>>84299370And Rory +6 holy shit
>USGA trying to make it easier by watering greens and easier hole locationsFuck off already. It's like they don't realize the most entertaining golf is when the winning score is +5. Who cares what the players think.
>>84297435gonna put a cheeky 20 on koepka>tiger 16/1oh no no no
>EDTgood, very good
Even par will be a fantastic score today
>536 yard par 4>into the wind
10 gorillion hours late but >speef
Is this Links?
>Spieth at 11That was hard to watch. Didn't even play it that badly, just a meme hole.
charlie hoffman always plays the pace setter
>>84299677Starting on the back 9 is gonna kill a bunch of rounds today. 10 and 11 are brutal.
Rory started par-bogey-bogey-double-double
>>84299771>le lead a major on Thursday manWas just about to mention that. Eerie.
Is this an area where rich NYers have their land homes?
Is Bryson DeChambeau autistic?
>620 yard par 5Lads I could get there in 4.
>>84300052todays autist is tomorrows normie
>>84300118Jack Nicklaus is a manlet
>its another hoffman leads a major on thursday episode
Would unironically love it if Kuchar won the US Open. Nicest guy on tour.
Lot of big names way over par already. Looks like the key to today will be to survive and try to stay close to par.
>>84300239once you hit your 40's you lose an inch every ten years
unless its faldo i dont want to hear commentary, especially from two bit chump
>the absolute state of Rory
>>84300391>no what the fr*cksad!
>>84300565reeds pitch and putt
>Holly Sondersdat body tho
>>84300932Is she a tranny?
>>84300932I'd like to have a go at her in 2, if you catch my drift.
>>84300565Fuck off fat boy. Even Americans wanted you to lose at Augusta
>>84297229Who's comfy playing in this wind
I called out sick so I could watch today.
>>84301267What about tomorrow?
What stream are y’all using? The US open website one doesn’t work for me.
Any streams lads?
>>84301267No chance they'll put two and two together? Couldn't pull that shit in this country.
>>84301467>>84301533I'm watching it on FS1, can't help you.
>>84301552Lol, my current boss doesn't watch any sports from what I can tell.My old boss would have definitely known better.
>Blue collar grinder guyWhat the fuck does that even mean
today is trumps birthday lads
>>84301994Nevermind, people say this sucks. I'm watching on FS1 so I don't know
>>84301405We only work half a day on friday anyways.
>everybody missing putts
this course seems incredibly tough, what would you folks shoot on it?
>>84302262 Over 100 for sure
>>84298951How did this guy even qualify?
>>8430226266 if I had unlimited mulligans
>>84302262I'd be super autistic with course management, but still manage to 4 putt every green probably.
This is exactly what US Open golf should be.
>>84302262I usually shoot pretty good on links courses so 100+?
>>84302262I'd probably not hit one green in regulation
Said it in last night's thread, but Kuchar's game is built for us opens and especially here at Shinnecock. This week isn't so much about driving as it is the second shot...gonna be a ball strikers tournament. Kuchar, Sergio, Rose...all great ball strikers who should contend.
>>84302787What about Zach Johnson? Is he long enough to contend?
>mfw Ian Poutler wins the US Open
>Le vertigo man
>>84302787If Tiger is right it sets up well for him too. This is a major where he should be in contention.
>>84303236zero chance of this happening
Nice jinx there Joe
This is the fifth US open at Shinnecock Hills.>1886, 1986, 1995, 2004,Only three people have ever finished the weekend below par so if I had to guess, the winning score will be somewhere around -2.
As shitty as everyone is hitting the fairways, I want to see someone go out and hit nothing but irons.
>>84303677Vegas put the over under of the winning score at -4.5, so they must know something.
>>84303857The winds are supposed to get a bit better as the week goes on, I think that's why.
>>84303320Tiger is going to get fucking destroyed if his putting is bad like it was at Memorial. These greens look retarded.
Tiger is playing with Justin Thomas and Dustin Johnson today. Gonna be a fun group
Are Holly Sonders tits real or are they bolt ons?
>>84304269He'd have won that tournament by 10 shots with an average putting week. Hard to imagine it being that bad again.
>Rory McIlroy>people actually thought this guy was going to be the next Tiger Woods
>>84304467No one knows man
>>84303841Didnt tiger win one of his British opens doing that?
>>84304836Ya he used to do that at a lot of tournaments so they Tiger proofed courses by making them longer.
>that shot from Ian Poulteryfw Pooper wins da USO pen
Lmao Rory is shitting it up hard
>>84305030That's the most JUST cut of all time
i hope ricky finally wins one
>>84305030Wasn't that even before he won the Open?I don't wanna see him now. Just end it man.
Looks like Shinnecock is winning brehs
>>84305759>it's another meme course US openI want these smug pros to suffer like the rest of us.
>>84306044How is it a meme course?
>>84306241>Having "cock" in the name of the golf course
>>84306044It's literally the 2nd course to ever host the US Open
>>84306241The undulation of the greens is pretty ridiculous. That being said, it's not nearly as retarded as Ch*mbers Bay.
>>84306469Courses where guys can rack up 20+ under par for the week is a meme course to me.
>>84306697fuck off retard
Are they not allowed to wear shorts?
>Rory +10 through 11 holes
>>84306961No they aren’t
>>84306697t. buttmad 30 handicapper
>>84307114And I quote, "I want these smug pros to suffer like the rest of us."
>>84307087>rorcucks S E E T H I N G
I'd try to steal Tigers motorboat.Somehow he has got to get on shore.
What do you guys think of DeChambeau?
The only guy doing worse than Rory is a guy who’s gonna shoot 90.
>>84307779Stupid hat weird swing douche name
rory HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH fucking weak cuckREED TO FEED AND SEED
>>84307779Try-hard, autistic faggot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfIYhbFf-Jo
>>84307779He's a nerd.
Winds are expected to be worse this afternoon when Tiger and DJ are playing
>>84308147weather looks somewhat stable though
>people ACTUALLY thought roy would contend
Crazy to see the best players in the world get beat down this hard
>>84308735This is why the US Open is so kino.
The guy who makes the most ten footers for par wins this week
>>84308370What are you talking about? these are probably the best rounds we're going to see today.
Alright AmericaPoulter is leading the US open. Stop fucking around
Will DJ or Tiger Woods shoot even par or better today?
>>84310273Is anyone going to shoot even par or better today?
>>84310273DJ will shoot 71. Tiger will shoot 76. The conditions will be brutal during the late afternoon.
>>84310303Scott Piercy at least.
Are some of the players mic'd up or is there a mic in the cup? I'm hearing clear audio from some of the players.
>>84311229either them or their caddy'sit's also on a slight delay so they don't catch them cursing
Just started watching, course playing tough today?
>>84312326i would probably be +30 or worse
Jason Day and Rory already canceling their hotel reservations for the weekend.
>>84312637good riddance to Rury
>you now remember when mclelroy called off his wedding via text message
Lol, you can literally hear the butthurt from the mic'd up players. This course is eating them alive.
>Reed winning the Master>Poulter winning the US OpenIs 2018 the /yearofthedouche/?
>>84313561illegal due to driver having no visual access using his mirror. try harder next time
>>84313652Is that actually a law?
Someone shot a 92. Fuck it, I could be out there!
>this par 3HOLY SHITLOL
>>84313772i mean he's from a country where untoward facebook posts can land you in prison so a law like that being enforced doesn't seem to absurd.
>>84313877You would shoot a 122
>>84297229It seems the past few years golf shoes have morphed into sneakers
>>84304754They really jumped the gun on that one. I heard those games were bad, has anybody played them?
phil always seems to feed off his playing partner having a bad shot
>>84314076It was cooler to wear sneaker golf shoes in 2009. Now they are Reddit tier.
>>84311609already heard bubba swear
>>84314206I hope they don't end up wearing jeans in the next decade
>>84300239YOU JUST KNOW
>>84314146Apart from course selection, almost everything was worse from the last Tiger game.
>>84313877These guys dont have a handicap buddy
Big Cat will SMOKE this track
So Stenson or Stenson?
>>84314317Shorts are next
literally anyone but Poulter pls
I will watch this, but only when there are no football games on.
wtf happen to rory?
>>84316981nobody cares faggot
>R0ryMy fucking sides
Holy hell the Speith, Mickleson Rory group was fucking awful today
>>84317172Yeah that group got BTFO
I bet a lotta players in afternoon groups will change up their strategy after seeing this morning's carnage. Go play a defensive round and try to get in around par.
>>84316981They let the all-Spanish group have an early tee time tomorrow so they'll be finished in time for Spain-Portugal
Tiger DJ and Thomas are on the tee. Go time.
>>84317633Le cocaine man has to be the favorite right?He's not just bombing it off the tee, he's actually hitting his irons really well too.
Tiger is on too much junk to put right. We all know this.
>putting tigger into group of top playersWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>84317838TO MAKE YOU BUY A PGA TOUR LIVE SUBSCRIPTION GOYIM
>>84317838he's a draw
Tiger will be lucky to make bogey from over the green. No chance from there.
How much sniff did Tiger and DJ do pre round?
Why doesn't he just loft it 100 yards in the air and land it on the green with no roll?
>>84318067Either too little or too much apparently.
>the city of featured groups
Oh no no no
>the absolute state of Tigger Woods
i'm still surprised nike hasn't dropped tigger
w-what is tiger doing?
There's been so much spaghetti and we're only halfway through Thursday
Good god, it's like watching me play golf
JUST JUST JSEUR SJUELW
uh, I think you are still out tiger
US OPEN WEEKEND RATING BTFO
>tfw Tiger shoots an 8 on the first hole
Guess Tiger's over/under after Round 1
>tiger is back
>>8431825780. He'll be tied with the Rorcuck.
>opens with a triple bogeyThis ride is not even close to over
Dubs and Tigger keeps on this pace and shoots 54 over.
>GET IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOLEjfc i thought they stopped doing this along with BABBA BOOEY
>>8431825777... over par
another Tiger bogey incoming
It's ogre, Tiger's round is finished after 2 holes
It's not quite over for Tiger. Once I opened a tournament in high school with a quad and still shot 76.
>blows two footer>>84318257revised. 85.
Thing for Tiger is that he's only made one bad swing with the wedge and he's 4 over. 3 bad putts tho. If he's still putting like the Memorial he'll shoot 15 over today.
I'm trying to get into golf. I played a par 3 the other day and I did terribly...never playing again
>these false frontsThe US Open is mini-golf tier in terms of its fairness.
>it's another oakmont rip off courseJust cycle the open between oakmont, pebble beach, Torrey pines and Beth page black.
>>84319385>Just cycle the open between oakmont, pebble beach, Torrey pines and Beth page black."No"
>>84319385tfw no charls bf
>>84319385How does it feel that the US national open is a major while the Canadian equivalent is a mediocre tour stop?
>>84319147might as well have the spinning pinwheel blocking the hole
>>84319528Shitty. It's always scheduled the week after the British open and Glen Abbey is very average so no one goes.
Fucking beaner ball is going to ruin this tournament.
>>84300142I know you have a TaylorGAYed
Poulter is gonna meme his way into a Ryder Cup place and win like 4 points against us, isn't he?
>>84319599Aren't most of the matches on at like 3am?
>>84319695No, most of them are in the morning US time.
>>84319695The first match was on 8am/11am, primetime for eurofags
>Anon, why are you not doing push ups right now?
Tiger is swinging great right now. Wild how poorly this round has started with how well he's actually hitting the ball. I think he'll bring it home +2 or +3.
Francesco Molinari has been playing great golf lately.
>>84320200t. Eduardo Molinari
That's almost not fair for Sergio. He didn't hit a bad shot and was punished for it.
>>84319916uhh did they have sex?
fml stream had womens
>>84320293It’s not how it’s how many
How is the game?
who here actually plays golf?
So what's the winning score going to be in the end, like -4?
>>84320551It's just gonna get harder and faster and weekend pins are more challenging. I think +1 or +2 wins.
>>84320551probably depends how hard the wind blows
Ever since he switched to Taylor Made woods Tiger has been mashing off the tee.
>>84320694based taylor mad shill!
>>84320694Those Nike clubs him and Rory had to use were so bad. Both are lucky Nike golf died.
>>84320538The last time I went to the driving range was 5 years ago
>>84320694nike clubs are complete trash
DJ'a dick just pertrudes out of his pants, jesus
lol this rough is like 2 feet tall wtf
Why are all the great golfers white?
just bought a nice set of TaylorMade™ irons and gonna hit the links tomorrow morning at my grandpa's country club
in 2004 this course played insanely tough and it didn't have all these false fronts and run offs around the greens. If they let the greens dry out over the weekend it'll be almost impossible.
i have to go pick my mom up from prison, she's getting out for murdering my dad, so im going to miss the rest of play today and some tomorrow morning
A WILD DUFNER APPEARS.
i'm surprised that soil hasn't eroded away from all this rain tbqh
i would 5 putt every hole.>Tiger not breaking down yet, he will bring it back ti even par.
>>>843206943 putt if i could get the speed locked down mentally. but I would be so pissed about rolling off the greens hahaa
>dat Justin Thomas approach
>Tfw no Italian gf.
>>84321662what is her name? is that Amanda Balionis?
how can anyone beat dustn johnson
i have a beard tanline after shaving i wonder how dj gets away with it
Afternoon featured group is playing so much better than this mornings. Tiger got it together after those first couple holes. Think all 3 of these guys will be there on Sunday.
How many golfers has Amanda Balionis banged?
>>84297229Who /Gary Player/ here?
>>84322079yes we know you like Gary Player, you don't need to make more than 1 post a thread about him
>>84297229>full day network coverageComfy af. Why can't we get this at Augusta?
>>84322302Augusta is just weird for whatever reason. Networks would show every shot if they could but Augusta doesn't allow it.
>>84322302Augusta is a loyal girlfriend and US Open is a hot hoe.
Post your favourite us open venueFor me it's pebble beach.
>>84322079Sure, why not?
wtf was that shot from Thomas....did he just chunk it?
>>84322610Torrey Pines (I wish they would play the North course more)
10 is fuckin brutal man. Thomas is making a mess out of it. Over the back in 3...he'll be lucky to get a double.
>>84322692>that 10th greenLike trying to stop the ball on a kitchen table desu lads.
Thomas is gonna make a huge number here lads.
That's literally a double bogey save for Thomas there.
>>84322610Southern HillsBring it home
4 footers dont come much harder than this.
We got a meme here lads.
>tfw Tiger is actually doing okay after the first two holes were total memes
>that fucking McDowell shot
>chips>hits flag pole>bounces back in the sand where he was>he looks around to make sure no-one was watchingFucking kek this is what i would do
I’m enjoying watching golfers getting bullied by this course and making me feel better about shooting in the high 80s
>>84322302The way they treat Augusta is why Augusta is Augusta, capisce?
They got a lot of rain last night. This is t he course playing "slow". Just wait till the weekend when these greens are shiny. +4 or +5 could win.
>>84323098>shooting in the high 80sWell aren't you something.
I’m so happy this is how it is. I’ve missed these savage and brutal US Opens. They are so much fun.
How do i learn how to play golf? I went to a driving range once and it was completely embarrassing. Is there a way to build my confidence by practicing away from people?
Is it impossible to not hate Dustin Johnson?
Is DJ what happens when a hyper-chad decides to play golf?
>>84323187Pay for a few lessons.
sucks so much Tiger is back>go to local muni course>see a black golfer>day ruined
>>84323187If you don’t have family that plays and introduces you, watch some YouTube videos and go back to the driving range or ez mode it and pay a guy to teach you.
>>84323187iktf someone told me that playing tennis was the same stroke i looked like charles barkley
>>84323121>tfw the winning score in 1974 was +7 during the infamous Massace at Winged FootMy body is ready for a repeat.>>84323196Yes or Brooks Koepka.
>>84323187Record your swing. Get a little tripod for your phone and record it in slow mo from the front and on your target line. It’s really helpful to see your swing.
>>84323192Why the fuck do you hate DJ? Patrick Reed is the one who is impossible to not hate.
Fucking love shitposting in golf threads with you lads.
>>84323316I go to UGA and believe me I hate him too
>>84323350Is Bubba /yourguy/?
>>84323187check and see if there is a Top Golf in your city and go with friends, learn how to hit the ball there, then go to a real course
>>84323192It’s not surprising a virgin like you hates an absolute chad like Dustin Johnson.
>>84323395You're better off getting lessons from the start than trying to hit those shitty golf balls at Top Golf
>>84323383Yeah always mate but he’s always shit at the Us open. I unironically enjoy watching tiger though
golfers has huge asses
DJ is the Kevin Durant of /golf/ he's the best player TODAY
Best golf swing in the world?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RknT-f92Y
Dustin Johnson >>> Tooger Poods
Is golf as popular in Europe nowadays as it is in America? I didn’t seem to see any golf stuff whatsoever when I was in Italy
>>84323576No cause they suck at it
>>84323557He's got a Ken Griffey Jr swing.
>>84323098desu most of us would be lucky to shoot under 110 here
>>84323624Not even close
>DJ didn't win a major in his 20's
Tiger really shitting the bed
Tiger is DONE!
FUCK I JUST WANT TO WATCH HIM WIN ONE MORE MAJOR FFS
>>84323891Cant find him on the leaderboard. What's he doing?
>>84323977Uh oh, +18 now
>>84323891just imagine how many of them he pissed on
Oof. It’s over
At least Tiger is doing better than Scott Gregory (+22)
Not even like these are lip outs, he's not hitting the hole. For any pro, let alone one of the greatest putters in the history of the sport, that doesn't happen twice from 6 feet. And it's not like these are pressure putts either. My guess is he has to have something mechanically off in the stroke...he should ask his buddy Stricker to take a look after today's round. Ever since Memorial his stroke has been bad.
>the absolute shantytown of Tiger Woods
>>84324095His back is prob still fucked up. What is he even doing out there?
>>84324150He's generating 120mph+ club head speed, his back is fine.
>>84324095Do you actually golf? Pros deal with the same shit as us shitters. As soon as we drive good, irons explode. Fix the irons, short game explodes. Same shit happens to them. His putting is exploding.
His putting is Sunday hacker tier right now. Unreal. He can't make anything.
I'm Tiger Woods.
Tiger should just go ahead and set that putter on fire after the round. Purge it from this world and move on.
>>84324287I’m pretty sure if you made him pick between that putter and his children, he would pick that putter.
>>84324206>mexico's mexico>humanpick one
Dufner got fat again lads.
>>84324304Uruguay isn't anywhere remotely close to Mexico
FUCK THIS TRAFFIC FUCK THIS GAMEFUCK THE US OPEN
i fucking hate joe buck
i want dustin johnson to murder my vagina