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This wouldn't be happening if we were on /asp/
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>>86095822
Damn
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>>86096467
Dern will dominate strawweight
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>>86096684
God I wish that were me
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>>86096976
Dern get some serious ground and pound.
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>>86096684

>wmma
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>>86097637
womens mma = best mma
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>Max vacates 145 belt and moves up to 155
>Stephens vs Ortega for vacant belt at 227
>Zabit replaces Stephens and fights Aldo in Calgary
This is the best possible scenario
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i really want her to bully me with a strapon
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>>86097946
I think Stephens wins. I might go all in.
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>>86096684
Im glad that isnt me
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>>86095822
mackenzie dern isnt even hot lol
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Wake up Daniel, it's all over.
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Who should Dern fight next?
Maybe Herrig?
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>>86098469
That’s the joke birdbrains
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>>86098469
She's the sexiest UFC fighter of all time.
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Dern might kill rose if they have a fight.
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>>86098815
Who’s this cutiepie?
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>>86099176
Mackenzie Dern. Former BJJ world champion and future UFC champion in 3 different weightclasses.
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Anthony Joshua would beat the fuck out of Jon Jones
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>>86099708
Tyson Fury >>> joshua
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>spammer can't even keep /heem/ from getting bumped off page 10
Lol what a faggot. He literally fails at everything
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WHEN THE FUCK IS SOCCER OVER FUUUUUUCK?
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Can't stand Chael anymore desu. He's trying so hard to shill Colby
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>>86100225
I can only bump so much. The rest of heem has to step it up.
Who wins Dern vs waterson?
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>>86100302
>if only we were on /asp/
Who here can't wait for Dern to return?
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>>86100302
Now.

Nigger France plays some shitty state in the Balkans.
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>>86098657
Gina Carano is way more attractive.
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>>86095822
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>>86100793
It's Ngannou vs Stipe rematch.
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>>86100976
>Gina Carano
Good for her then. I'm certainly not a Gina hater.
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>>86100696
Will she make weight this time? I bet she misses by at least 10+.
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>>86100976
Something about those female wops, man. They always do it for me.
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>>86100793
SEETHING
>I-I-It’s coming home!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
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>>86101262
She has promised her fans that she will make weight. She promised on helwani's show as well.
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>>86098514
ronda at heavyweight
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>>86100793
Shouldn't you be prepping your croatian bull right about now?
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I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
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>>86101978
Dern could heem you
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>>86102126
how much money did you lose betting on ufc 226?
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>>86102126
I bet you think ronda could beat mayweather in mma too
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>>86102290
$1000
>>86102294
no i don't
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>>86101358
did you qualify pal?
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who the actual fuck let Dernposter make the new thread?
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>>86102532
I'm literally keeping heem alive all you can do is complain. sad
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Y’don’t know sh*t unless y’listen to y’boy
https://youtu.be/aKauUeKOz8M
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>>86100793
>British flag
Bruh look at this dude
>”it’s coming home!”
Ah ho ho ho...
>struggling with Croatia
Oh no no NO
>2-1
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT HIS HAIR! LOOK AT HIS LIIIIPS HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>86102724
he sounds more and more like a poor mans rogan
>this is the era of entertainment
makes you think. Wasn't that Sonnen's point?
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I’m thinking of a fighter but I can’t remember anything about him. I just recall that he’s been talked about recently with Holloway’s brain damage scare because this guy was just about to get a title shot but retired because they found some fucked up shit with his brain. He apparently retired and worked as a miner or something but for the life of me I can’t figure out who it is.
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Denmark played 0-0 with France and 0-0 with Croatia and only lost on penalties.
All i'm saying is look into it.
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>>86103094
Tony Ferguson
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>>86103094
You’re thinking of m’man Brendan schaub
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>>86103094
Krylov
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>>86100793
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get fucked mohammed
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>>86103184
>>86103287
>>86103319
TJ Grant. Thanks for nothing you retards.

Especially you Dernposter. Didn’t you get every single pick wrong on the last card? You are rightfully now laughed at whenever you post that fat hog because you’ve shown that you don’t know a single thing about fighting. You should go into permanent hiding like Blackstar.
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>>86103364
>Peru
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>>86103540
I said TJ Grant. Look it up. What else y’gault chin?
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>look who came out of his cave
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>>86103861
I think Val is the only lass worth marrying at this point
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>Chael interviewing Colby
>Colby immediately starts talking about WWE mandrama
*snap*
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>>86103094
TJ Grant
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Daily reminder that Dern has never done anything wwe'ish
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I hereby move to revoke Dern-posters rights to make the thread, all in favor reply "Aye"
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>>86103944
>heem confirmed fightfus
KK, Clawja, Val, Gina, Macedo...am I missing anyone else?
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Aye
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Wgaf who can kick a ball into a net. 6 years can do that. There needs to be a heem World Cup so America can assert dominance on a 1v1 level.
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>>86103540
Felder was robbed. Stipe was winning until he lost. But i still literally has acknowledged that i made shitty picks. If only people here would do the same about doubting Dern.
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When are we going to learn if Holloway went full retard?
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>>86104707
Chimpy
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>>86104707
Mackenzie Dern.
>imagine not wanting to fu this cutie badass.
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>>86104684
Aye
Even the scat spammer has some dignity.d**n posters get out
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>>86104797
>Felder was robbed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>86104789
>HW
Stipe
>LHW
DC
>MW
Rockhold
>WW
Tyron
>LW
Tony
>FW
Frankie
>BW
TJ
>FLW
DJ

We’d be literally unstoppable
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>>86104684
Aye
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>>86104684
Aye
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>>86104797
>Felder was robbed
No Ashley Yoder was robbed when she clearly won two rounds to Dern winning one round.
>>86104846
Based
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>>86102532
Don't hate on his work ethnic B
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>>86105245
10-9
10-9
10-8
Means it’s a drawl for Dern my guy
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>>86105141
*blocks your path*
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http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/23918339/jessica-andrade-karolina-kowalkiewicz-meet-ufc-228-strawweight-bout

KK fags btfo
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>>86105554
>implying that grapplelet wasn’t exposed by Al
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>>86105245
>yoder won
I think you need to rewatch that fight desu.
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>>86105622
KK’s grandma ass is going to be beaten into a retirement home
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>>86105793
If you had taken Rogan's cock out your mouth for one second you would have seen a one-sided pound in with Khabib swinging the hammer.
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>>86105622
Andrade will literally murder her, i don't even think this is necessary
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>Costa wants Weidman next

Who wins?
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>>86106005
>have yourself committed to a psychiatric ward
I get bored after a week.
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>>86106098
that fight makes sense, I hope it happens
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thawlts?
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>>86106098
Weidman via submission
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>>86104684
ayy
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>>86106395
Till is a coward and he will never take a belt home.
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>>86106100
How much do u get paid per post? Wmma fighters arent attractive. They all are 4/10s dolled up ti be 7.6/10s. Gina carano was the last female fighter. These are just passable m2fs.
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>>86106395
2 monstros.
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>>86105141
>Frankie
>in current year of 2018
>not Stephens


hmmmmm
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>heem gets perma archived
>I literally fight for heem's survival
>I finally posts some life back into heem
>haters come and talk shit after i have done all the hard work
sad..
It's just to bad that Dern will dominate the UFC and there is nothing you haters can do about it.
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So 226 did dogshit numbers, basically the same as 225 despite the "superfight." At this rate if Dana doesn't get Jones and Conor back soon they'll be back to holding events at Indian casinos and getting less PPV buys than the latest installment of Girls Gone Wild.
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>>86106659
Fake News. Dern doesn't use a lot of make up.
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>>86107054
losing the best fight to weightcut aids certainly didnt help
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>>86107228
Nobody cares about those memebois, the problem is that the 4 MMA fighters the public cares about anymore (Jones, Conor, Brock, GSP) aren't fighting on a regular basis. Dana was smart to bring Brock back, guarantee that if USADA will allow it DC's next fight will be with Jones as well
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The UFC is dying. Maybe Dern can bring some new life into it. I think she will do million+ numbers when she gets the belt.
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>>86106913
Heem died when wmma began to be blindly shilled.
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>>86107690
she doesnt need a belt, she needs a girdle
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>>86107690
Dana needs to tell her to knock off the Brazilian shit and relearn English
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>>86106913
>kills heem
>"l-look guys I'm keeping the thread alive!"
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>>86107143
>adams apple scar
>obvious m2f shoulders
Anatomy doesnt lie
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>>86106752
>Frankie literally beat Stephens less than 2 years ago
Stephens is an overrated hypetrain. All he did was beat a couple cans. Emmett even had him wobbled in the first.
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>>86107787
>>86107831
>>86107849
>>86107849
>>86107898
>>86107898
>>86107913
Imagine when Dern gets the belt.
When your mom talks about her while serving you tendies
When you see ads and billboards with Dern.
When you tell somebody you like mma and they insta brings up Dern.
Maybe you guys should hire a mindset coach to get ready for it.
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>>86108555
>equal length middle finger and pointer finger
Thats a man
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What the hell does Elkins need to do to get respect? He’s on a 6 fight winning streak and gets stuck with another tough up and comer.
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>>86104846
literally looks like a monkey
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>>86107054
They’re doing Jones vs the winner of Gustafsson/Volkan. That’s why they randomly pulled Volkan from the Shogun fight.
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>>86108753
he needs to speak properly
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>>86098815
Damn she really does look like lilo and stitch had a baby
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Let’s get absolutely one hundred percent serious here. Who has the best bunda in UFC? Hardmode: No Tyron.
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>>86108673
>high test fingers
Just another reason to get on the Dern train.
Her father was also very high test so it checks out.
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>>86108954
You know who.
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>>86108954
Bethe Correia, hands down
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So what happens to heem if Bork heems DC?
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>>86108954
Jessica "Brown" Eye
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>>86095822
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>>86109263
The heem waifu
>>86109039
The r/mma piglet
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>>86108954
Bethe Correia

>>86109263
post the other one pls
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>>86109140
hopefully moved to /asp/.
Which will be for the better.
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>>86109319
r/mma hates Dern though.
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>>86109346
I don't have it. Somebody else post another one tho.
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THUG ROSE

THUG ROSE

THUG ROSE
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>>86109346
>>86109466
Bump
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What weight does Dern walk around at?
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>>86109603
180lbs
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>>86109603
HW
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>>86109509
Dern has way more power than rose. She could unirronically end up knocking her clean out.
When Dern lands it's all about baby.
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>>86109643
Kek imagine thinking THIS is attractive
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>>86104684
Aye but y'all niggas gotta be on it. It only happened cuz y'all let it
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>>86109643
Bitch look like gumby
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>>86110070
on what?
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>>86109762
we all know how that KO really happened
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How fucking glories will the gamethread be when Dern gets the belt. Can you guys imagine it.
Close your eyes and imagine Dern has just captured the UFC belt. omg.
From a scale from 1 to 10 how bad will the seeth be?
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>>86110368
Kek
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I sincerely hope that the Dernposter is an immigrant.
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>>86110424
>From a scale from 1 to 10
I'd say about 123.4
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>>86109756
>Stipe below TJ, Conor, GSP, and Holloway
Fuck right off. One fluke loss after an eyepoke to a guy people are calling the GOAT and now he isn’t even top 5 anymore? This basically confirms that Dana does the rankings based purely off of who he likes the most. He’s still assblasted that Stipe embarrassed him and his big black bull at 220. Fuck I’m so mad right now. How could they do this to my boy Stipe?

What exactly has Holloway even done that makes people think he’s so good? Beat a flushed Pettis and an even more flushed Aldo? I fucking hate that faggot reachbaby cutbaby fuck. Cannot wait until he kills himself from cutting weight like the bitch he is.
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>>86110311
Onnit
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>>86110564
>this guy is gonna seeth from Dern just making weight.
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>>86110567
She can’t do anything like that to most of her can opponents. What makes you think she could do that to a man?
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>>86110567
>swn
>force
no that wouldn't be needed.
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I’m not going to make it fast. It’s not going to be in the first round. I’m going to talk to him, I’m going to embarrass him, and I’m going to do it the entire fight. And if the referee gets close, I’m going to say, ‘Move back, brother. I’ll tell you when to step in and stop this fight. Don’t f*cking come in here to save his life. Let him take this fade. Let him take this ‘L.’ Let him take this ass-whooping.’ Because I don’t want him to ever fight again. Like, I wouldn’t care if he didn’t make out of the Octagon — and I’m dead-ass serious about that, you're a disgrace to /heem/, Dernposter.
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>>86110717
her opponents are trained fighters tho.
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>>86110825
I would heem you with 1 (one) punch.
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Amanda Cooper beat Angela Magana
Angela Magana beat Jessica Aguilar
Jessica Aguilar beat Carla Esparza
Carla Esparza beat Rose Namajunas
So Dern has practically already beaten Rose
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>>86104684
Aye. I’ve had enough of that sweaty hog
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>>86104846
>404 ass not found
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>I would heem you with 1 (one) punch.
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would you apply for a job at ZUFFA™ ?
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>>86111161
You’re doing God’s work
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>>86111161
Based and redpilled pajeet. Truly the hero we need. Thank you for your service.
*salute*
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>>86111161
>let me know when you get banned
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>>86111161
You're the hero we need but not the one we deserve
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>>86111308
Holy fr*cken BASED
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Reminder I’d heem everyone itt
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>>86100793
CAM ON INGERLEND
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>>86111449
stay there
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>>86111449
Fighters fear and respect /heem/. They know to anonymously shitpost with us instead of grandstand for attention. Why, just recently Josh Barnett admitted to browsing 4chan. He most certainly argues with Britcucks about Jon Jones regularly.
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>>86111449
r/mma has serious discussions. Heem cant talk about anything other than call female fighters ugly and rant and rave about who should get banned.
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>>86109509
reported for sexualized images of children (boys)
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>>86111699
reported
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What do you guys think about Cm punk
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>>86111700
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk1D34oFFdj/?hl=en&taken-by=tigerschaub

thawlts?
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>Holloway moves up 3 spots

???
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>>86111815
how can the heaviest fighter be p4p nr1?
Isn't that an odd statement. Isn't he just nr1 in general then.
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>>86111840
le 28% face
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I think one day /heem/ will be 100% Dern fans.
Literally nobody doubting or hating on Dern.
Only love and admirations for the GOAT.
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I think Dern will fight herrig or waterson next.
Then somebody in top 5. I wish gadelha.
Then she gets the titleshot.
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>>86111911
who's your favorite hindu mma fighter?
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I think Dern will beat rose pretty much as easily as she did abc. I don't see the big skillgap there.
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this level of autism is pretty impressive
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>>86112476
How do you rate Dern?
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that's why coming back again to heem after months was a mistake

i want to thank the dernposter for finally making me realize that this place is the utterstatement of the foodchain

see ya lads
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>>86112775
You're not fooling anybody
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>>86112946
sweetheart
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>>86098657
>She's the sexiest UFC fighter of all time.
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>>86100225
>he literally fails at everything
He succeeds in being a huge loser. Does that count as failure?

>>86112775
He has admitted he has autism and this general is all he has in life.
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>>86100225
can you bump your own thread on /sp/?
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this guy single handedly killed /heem/ and you clowns let that happen
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Holy shit dana utterly BTFO Brendan Schaub on Israel Adesanyhas Instagram
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>>86113179
>He has admitted he has autism
No i haven't. I don't have autism. Stop fake news.
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>>86113364
lmao this will make Rogan go crazy
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>>86113245
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>>86113364
Dana is making a move against rogan.
You heard it hear first.
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>>86113364
Holy fuck Dana went in hard. What will Schaubs response be?
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>>86113467
No it wont you brasilian non feminine monkey faggot. Rogan is under Daddy Danas control and he is loyal to Dana

by the way im 5'9 and fucked women more beautiful and cute and pure than your male ass ever could be
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The word on the street is that Dern is fighting in november. I wish Dern would fight sooner.
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>>86113364
Hahaha ha ha ha ha based Dana destroying the sneaker expert.
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>>86113245
Are you too dumb you can't filter one flag?
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>>86113468
ok, that's epic.
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>>86113364
RIP shob
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>>86113605
i'm 5'8 and i fucked plenty of latinas burger
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>>86113872
Are you warming up to Dern?
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>>86113955
oh fuck are you serious? i thought you were the gay non feminine coping ugly brasilian talking shit towards guys under 6 foot. if you a normal straight and 5'8 then you are wonderful in my book im sorry my handsome brasilian ally i love you i feel horrible .. forgive me seriously.

*hug*
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I'm 5'11 and would heem most of heem but i'm a love not a fighter. I would overhand you all if i had to though. But really i'm a friendly guy.
Lets not fight (but if it comes to that...).
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>>86114157
uhh... ok thank you fren

>>86114042
stop being kind to me pls
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>>86114317
hey no problem man i apologize again. wish i could hug you ha you brasilians are some of the most beautiful people ive ever seen. have a nice night man
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What would Schaub think of Dernlad?
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Blagoy Ivanov vs. Fedor in Sambo:
https://youtu.be/XJN3q2VsoJM
https://youtu.be/yt0rXLCqmEE
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>>86114536
Oh fer sure Dernmark is my boy, I mean the guy's an absolute m-m-m-monster, beast of a work ethnic too, we used to train together back in Denver definitely on my Mt. Rushmore of internet autists
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>playing some dude in UFC 2 online
>knock him out in 2nd round, don't skip replay between rounds because he was running away the whole game
>match up with him again right after it ends, get into game
>he doesn't skip introductions for the fighters
>quits as soon as the fight starts
>match up with him again and he quits AGAIN in the same manner
>after this i match up with him yet again
>i stay in fighter select screen without readying up, just sit still
>he just starts scrolling through the fighter list for 10 minutes
>finally he leaves the game

What is wrong with people?
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Chaelkino ft. Based Colbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UR0r0MqSwA
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N
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>>86114536
idk. rogan is a Dern hater though.
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>>86114620
He got his revenge. Good for him
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>>86104684
ayy lmao
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How do I get some big delicious Brazilian ass?
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Imagine being on a mongolian cave painting board for more than 12 hours every single day, without fail. Now imagine your entire purpose on this board is to repeatedly post pictures of an ugly, fat “fighter” that’s so stupid she forgets how to speak her native language. Even though you are universally reviled both in the outside world and on this containment board, you continue to post and post pictures of this unattractive cow, despite the fact that she will never know your name or even know you exist.
Now imagine doing it for free.
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>>86115051
i heard they had some nice meninas in winnipeg what's the problem leaf
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>>86115051
Squats i guess.
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>>86115060
tell me, just tell me he doesn't do this to himself
FOR.FREE
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>>86115137
haha :) you funny man wish i could bring you down here to rhode island and take you out and stuff. you seem so perfect and cute. i know brasilian women are amazing but i doubt they compare to you man..
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>>86095822
kill yourself retarded faggot
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>>86115346
Dern mails him shit stained toilet paper once a month
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>>86113364
please tell me this is real
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>>86115060
>Imagine this person you just described gets every post he makes reported.
>Imagine a person has to read through every single post
>For free.
Who do you guys think wins. Dern vs esparza?
I think Dern would wipe the floor with her.
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>>86115390
t-thanks
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>>86115060
>Imagine being on a mongolian cave painting board for more than 12 hours every single day, without fail.
I don't need to imagine that
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Let's stop joking around for a second.
you guys seriously don't think Dern wont be Champ right? Your not that delusional right?
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>Jordan Espinosa from Dana Tuesdays has a BS in Computer Engineering

makes him one of a handful engineers to grace the octagon. mizugaki is an electrical engineer and shane carwin is a mechanical engineer.
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>>86115714
How much do you actually like Dern? Do you just stalk her on instragram/etc? I hope not because that's some low level shit

Show me what else you got chin
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>>86113226
No. You make a good point.
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>>86111815
how the fuck does max holloway move up
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>>86115798
>Do you just stalk her on instragram/etc?
what kind of retarded question is that, where do you think he gets all these pics?
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I love the spammer!
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>>86115714
She has the potential, but it’s by no means a sure thing. Her striking has a long, long way to go. If she were to fight someone like Joanna, she would get absolutely embarrassed on the feet. Not to mention that if she can’t get her weight under control, she will have to go to 125, and Valentina would murder her.
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>>86115929
by not being aussie
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>>86115932
no shit retard

I'm asking if intagram stalking is all he does or if he actually goes deep in his stalking game

Clearly he is autistic enough to do it
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>>86115798
You can't stalk somebody by watching their Instagram. I'm just a fan.
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>>86116017
The UFC has told her to stay at 115. She didn't have a nutritionist before. The weight is not an issue. Also the reality is that ground game effects striking. If somebody got shitty ground game you can walk them down more freely.
Girls have to be really careful. So Dern uses their fear and hesitation to set up her elite striking. Also Dern has way more power than JJ, rose etc.. She is just a level above.
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>>86116172
boring
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>>86116307
>She is just a level above
Yea a fucking weight class above that fucking pig is 2 classes above everyone she fights
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>>86113364
>>86115444
Dana btfo ahahahahaha
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>>86113364
>Schaub makes good point about Gokhan Saki's weak defense due to K-1 glove size
>Adesanya thinks he's talking about him since he's a kickboxer too
>Makes shitty snarky instagram vid despite not being the target of Schaub's analysis at all
>Dana HGH Head White jumps on the bandwagon, slamming Brendan, despite having 0 fights on record and 0 podcast networks to his name
>Schaub claps back with epic riposte that highlights both these facts

Someone want to tell me how Schaub didn't just totally own that exchange and SK-K-K-K-KIDOOUSHE the entire internet?
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>>86116892
He pulled the experience card. Its hard to argue with that.
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>>86116798
>>86116892
blimpton fucking schimpton
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mommy
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>>86117420
mommy
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>>86117452
mommies
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>>86117539
mommy?
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I'm an actual Dern fan and have been posting about her on heem since before her mma debut. The spammer can really take any meme and manipulate heem with it. Nobody complained about Dern when she used to get discussed pretty regularly
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>>86117598
beard
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>>86117614
I remember you my guy. Back when dernposts were occasional, people were just posting it for her tits and ass. She got big so fast (heh)
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Cat Zingano told a story that her and Dern was laying in a bathtub together and they were talking about their curves and laughing at all non curvy girls.
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The future of the UFC
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prime Schaub will heem Mighty Mouse
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>>86117614
Underrated post.
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>>86117831
This just looks uncomfortable and makes me not wanna go to UFC event. Do people really sit this close to eachother?
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>>86117940
Yes and its on those hard flip out chairs
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>>86117452
Eeeeeew wtf she do to her face
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>>86095822
World Class Striking™!
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>>86104846
Someone from her high school tapped that.
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>>86117420
diamonds.
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>>86117420
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>>86118307
There were people cheering pennington but hating on Dern. Makes you think..
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>>86102494
>Lost $1000 ufc 226
What are your parlays for UFC Fight Night Idaho?
I like Reneau + Price + Wineland
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Remember when he outed his own teammates for juicing?
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*blocks your path*
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>>86118475
shit tier beard genes
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>>86109346
>>86109466
>>86109520
Bump
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>>86118498
and yet everybody but you loves it
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>>86118467
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>>86118307
>the virgin dyke
>the chad mommy
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>>86109346
this?
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There's hardly any spam now because the obese loser is busy forcing boomer memes on other boards, I won't say which.
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will cody heem tj in the rematch? he's younger and almost heemed him in the first round of the first fight
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>>86118441
I haven't thought about to much desu.
Ive been bussy winning my money back on other stuff (had sagan)
Reneau seems like a good pick.
I'm thinking anybody who has lost to Stipe must be a complete bum so maybe bet ill on blagoy.
also look at Maia vs carmouce is even.
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i did BJJ for a year because i stupidly signed a one year contract. i couldn't sub anyone here, i was that bad. i know some tricky sweeps though
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>>86118766
How rent free can you get? kek
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We exist in a timeline with the greatest fighter who ever lived
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>>86118867
Wasn't referring to you spergo'
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>>86118892
we sure do
#BLESSED
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haha lol
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>>86118913
oh ok my bad.
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>>86118939
I know you're mentally unstable and all but a spammer you are not.
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>>86118095
Nice tits. I love saggy fat tits.
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>>86119048
don't speak badly about your women
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>>86119070
Don't you like fat saggy tits?
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>>86119021
He's the GOAT
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Dernbro is the hero we don’t deserve
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>>86119119
did they?
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>>86119189
Incest is common in South America
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>>86119048
>>86119090
I don't think they sag. I think they are like teal conrad tits. maybe a bit bigger. Now that you mention it ofc. I wasn't really thinking about tits until you brought it up.
BTW Do you guys think Dern can become the highest paid athlete in the world? I think she has legid sponsor game.
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>>86119165
this butt, unironically
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>>86119189
Did what? pic is maybe related.
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>>86119165
>>86119234
Is that from batman? Did you guys know that robin is black.
Favorite Dern fight?
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>>86119232
They sag, m8, but I like'em. I don't like firm and pointed up tits.
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>>86119381
Well all good boobs have some degree of sag.
But they aren't saggy sag.
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>>86113364
based and redfaced

we are all /dana/
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>The only thing he could teach u is how to get KO'd
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>>86113364
Why is dana so salty
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>>86119262
Whis the semen demon on the right
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>>86119434
>Well all good boobs have some degree of sag.
I agree completely.
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>>86119742
it must have something to do with the reebok deal. schaub was against it and very outspoken on the topic
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GADOOSH
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>>86120032
Schob confirmed homeless by this time next year, it's over
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>his entire career put into question with a couple IG comments
At least he still has his sneakers
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>>86120032
Yikes fellas. He works for showtime and not espn right?
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>>86119742
>>86120032
this man is worth hundreds of millions. kylie jenner is set to be a billionaire in a few years.

this country guys.
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Dern is probably training right now.
I think she wants to really make a statement in her next fight.
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>>86120199
Clawja has a secret boyfriend. They really need a no-boyfriend clause in these contracts.
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>>86115444
hmmmmmmmm
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Style bender is a fucking black weeb walking meme. No doubt he browses here.
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>>86120357
doing gods work
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>>86120388
I met stylebender last time he was in adelaide at a pub and shook his hand. His favourite naruto character is kakashi.
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what did schaub do
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>>86120388
fuck off i am definitely not him but that comment is very rude and he would knock you out in a second
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>>86120357
Great post.
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>>86120539
nigger detected
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>>86120350
I wish they had the same deal as WWE had for some years were a diva would do a spread in Playboy. I would like that but maybe with Evil Angel instead of Playboy.
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Will Stipe come back stronger?
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>>86120662
If you count being bellator champ as stronger then yes.
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>>86104707
>val
although i agree with you. /heem/ the other night strongly contested her. i dont think we can include with certainty.
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>>86100696
Legit fap material. What a dirty girl.
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>>86120662
Nope he will fall into top 5 and become a keeper 100%
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>>86120662
the real question is: Has Stipe gone from HW GOAT to some guy that beat a bunch of washed up old HWs
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>>86120753
he'll retire in 2 years
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>>86120032
I mean wudder we doon here? We geddit Dana, but are y'fighter? No. Are y'professional pawldcast host? No. Are y'world-renowned fashion icon? No. Are y'not a drawl? A hunnerd persent my guy, for sure.
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>>86120703
Val is the ultimate fightfu because shes legitimately skilled and absolute wife material
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>>86120761
he cant because then /heem/ can't claim dc as the goat
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What if DC and Jones fought at Heavyweight? Would it go differently? DC seems to think so.
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>>86120777
he is retired from fighting and will be a part time firefighter cap this
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>>86120809
DC would do better seeing as how 205 drains him
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>>86120350
damn it lads, she's so cute and pretty but why the fuck does she have to have washboard abs a fucking adonis belt ffs
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>>86120789
absolutely. what faggot wouldn't want to go shooting with her on a weekly basis. i think you and i had this convo on saturday
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>>86120869
wasnt me on saturday but I have said it before many times on here that Val is serious wife material, and its not just about looks
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I want Cat to suplex my dick just like she did to Nunes.
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>Daniel Cormier on Yoel Romero's callout: 'You don't fail a class and then get moved up a grade'
https://mmajunkie.com/2018/07/daniel-cormier-responds-yoel-romero-callout-light-heavyweight-title-shot


Great, now we get to see a complete shit show with Shogun.
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>>86120789
They need to let her murder that TUF girl already
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>>86120970
>You don't fail a class and then get moved up a grade
Isn’t that exactly what he did though?
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>>86121006
dc lost to one guy. yoel lost to two different dudes, so that's something
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Inspiring tbqhwy
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>>86121046
>yoel lost to two different dudes, so that's something
Are you talking about the one guy that beat him when he was in a literal who promotion at the beginning of his career years ago?
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>>86112292
Where was that photo taken? Looks beautiful.
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>>86121191
yeah. i mean it happened. and yoel never won a belt. so like....you can't even compare the two. also dc was and is a legit heavy weigh that beat legit heavy weight opponents.
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>>86120708
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>>86121191
>>86121230
Yoel can't even get past a white boi with 1/4 maori blood that grew up in housing commission suburbs in Australia's trash lands. Forget about him.
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>>86121221
Smith Rock,Oregon
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>>86121300
never thought i would see an australian shit-talking bobby, what's your story?
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>>86116892
Honestly exactly what happened from what I can tell.
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>>86121230
>yeah. i mean it happened
So? Fights that happened oustide the UFC are practically irrelevant. That’s like mentioning that Conor lost to Joe Duffy so that means he shouldn’t fight Khabib. Stop being such a cazzie. What does this even have to do with anything? Shut up. Pussy.

>and yoel never won a belt
Nor did DC at LHW. At least not a legitimate one.
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>>86121405
beat rumble for the vacated belt. that's a belt, son
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>>86121300
Whittaker beats 185 DC
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>>86121452

Yeah because DC would literally die during the cut.
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>>86121432
Yoel beat Cockhold for an interim belt (that he never recieved because the fight was short notice which caused him to miss weight)
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>>86121422
explain.
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50 year old millenial here ama
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>>86121354
I'm not shit talking him, I just know him. He's a great person and arguably the GOAT MW.

>>86121452
Whittaker beats anyone at 185
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>>86121493
Imagine how much of a fatass you’d have to be to not be able to cut down to 185 lbs as a 5’10 man.
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>rip britbro
I was kind of interested in that escort story.
Did you guys know that Ngannou hits like a ford escort? I guess it had a flat tier against lewis.
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>>86121499
explain to me how that's the same as winning a vacated title
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>>86121522
Apter > Meltzer
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>>86104707

thug rose
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How does it feel to know?
1. I think Dern could beat Nunes
2. I just drank an energy drink
3. I legid might go all in on Stephens.
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>>86121638
>>86121499
and defending said title
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>>86104707
RENA you fucking cazzie
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>>86121742
based
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Prime Paul Orndorff would have dominated UFC.
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>>86121760
When they intro him for his next fight they shouldn’t say “#1 pound for pound fighter in the world” they should just say “#1 fighter in the world”. If he is the best, and also the biggest, then the whole p4p discussion is irrelevant
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>>86121742
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>>86121720
>I just drank an energy drink
you are such a retard
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>>86121877
literally said that myself. I agree. p4p title is for weightlets like mighty mouse.
>>86111903
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>>86121638
>explain to me how beating the top contender for a belt is the same as beating the top contender for a belt
Explain to me how it isn’t.

>and defending
Stop moving goal posts.
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>>86121720
Monster or Red Bull?

If you say R*ckstar I might have to stomp your shit in.
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Kelvin Gastelum should have gotten the shot at Whittaker before Romero tbqh
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>>86121946
You mad? cuz i'm not.
btw Dern sips before her fights.
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>>86122029
No, Yoel did the damage for Kelvin. The win is there
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>>86121996
just some cheap stuff from the pleb store.
Sometimes i drink monster or Cult.
I never buy rockstar or rb.
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>>86121996
Cold brew coffee in the summer. If I had to try a gross ass energy drink then I'd choose one of those new mountain dew organic energy drinks.
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>>86122084
Yeah but just talking about for contention purposes. Romero beats Rockhold, but missed weight so he gets put behind whoever wins Gastelum Jacare. Gastelum wins so he gets the shot next
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>>86122140
It was a guaranteed good fight and Yoel went in short notice to save card
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>>86122110
>Cold brew coffee in the summer
>gross ass energy drink
>organic
kys you literal

no no waiit for it...

LITERAL cuckold.
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>>86122110
>hating on energy
>organic
You sound like your from LA or something.
btw did you guys know/remember that Dern fights out of Long Beach, California.
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>>86122172
True on both counts, but I really don't like people missing weight getting title shots
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>>86121323
thx dernmark
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>>86117598
No, daddy
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She 100% cucks her faggot bf
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desu the world cup craze caught me and all ive been watching/interested in is football lately. i was so hyped for 226 a month ago but i ended up only watching the last three fights and didn't even see a single one of the embeddeds.
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>>86122371
Admit: you would love that deal
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>>86121522
how does it feel not being the oldest person ITT?
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>>86121608
>t.allbodiesarethesame
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>>86121230
romero won the fight.
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>>86122371
arent they engaged?
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>>86121323
what will you do when dern blocks you from her gram for screenshotting?
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Rizin card in 2 weeks is looking spicy
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>>86122843
are you dumb? she'd have to block like half her followers every day
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>>86122880
They don't even get a notification on ig for a ss
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>>86122904
they do now
screenshots and screen recording
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>>86122857
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>>86123001
I thought he was playing up the whole gaijin heel angle but he was already apologizing in the post-fight speech. I don't get it.
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>>86095822
At heavyweight do you think Jon Jones had a chance against DC?
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>>86123129
>does Jones have a chance agaisnt a fat manlet he beat twice
gee I dunno
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D.C. Most likely weighed 225-230 in both Jones fights
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HERE COMES THE...

HERE COMES THE...

HERE COMES THE...

BOOM
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>>86123186
more proof LHW should be 200 and some day far far in the future a cruiser weight is needed at 220
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Cain vs Jones
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scrap 170
create 165, 175, 195, and 220
go to 1 hour weigh ins

All of these are needed to save the sport from me destroying it
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>>86123186
I wish they'd take fight night weights so people wouldn't pull shit like this out of thin air. Would be a logical first step for dealing with weight cutting
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>>86123210
DELETE
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>>86123413
Rogan is such a scum.
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>>86122843
>let me block one of my greatest fans and promoters
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is Rogan gunna be mad at Dana for talking shit about Shob
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How smug will HW champ Jon Jones be?
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stipe is still my boy
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>>86123491
I think you’d be surprised
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who the real GOAT?

Jones
DC
Mighty Manlet
GSP
Anderson
Gooby
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>>86123271
my solution
170>175
create 165
interim title for 200 belt
let DC fight someone for 220 belt. JDS or someone who can make 220 he hasn't fought, maybe jones
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legid question: Is rogan sports related?
Can i post videos with rogan in it here?
I have a theory that current rogan is actually a fauxgan.
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>>86123542
GSP is the p4p GOAT
Jon Jones is the GOAT-GOAT.
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Anderson is the true GOAT for 2 reasons
1)defending his belt 10 times and FINISHING FIGHTS
2)moving up in weight several times during his reign as champ and FINISHING FIGHTS
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>>86122979
they removed that feature recently. google it
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>>86123542
>Legendary GOAT
DC
GSP
McGregor
>Roider GOAT
Anderson Silva
Jon Jones
>Not the goat till he fights the bantamweight champion instead of streaming fucking videogame playthroughs and doing interviews/tv shows
Midget Mouse
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>>86124029
>Can GOAT
Tank Abbott?
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>>86124100
butterbean
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>>86124132
He's the bloat GOAT.
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>>86124100
>>86124184
Sapp is both
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>>86124200
I was just gonna ask who is the JUST GOAT.
Sapp has a good claim for that title as well.
Sapp is really pathetic. I once did a marathon of his career.
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Sapp is the jobber GOAT.
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>>86119165
dernbro took german ortega spammer's gimmick and made it better. he's my bestfriend desu
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>>86124664
T city guy was nice to me in the begining but now he's a hater. I think low key he got mad that people compared us. I still rate him though.
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>>86123271
back to /box/, faggot.
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What a fucking disgusting thread this is.
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Its only a matter of time before Dern starts KOing with kicks. She has elite legs.
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>>86124264
>>86124290
He's also the draw GOAT. 54 million Japanese watched his first match against Akebono live on the 2003 NYE show, when Japan only had 127 million people living there. Not only that, but it was up against Kohaku Uta Gassen, an annual NYE show that usually pulls in 40% of Japanese viewers. It pulled 54 million viewers while directly competing with a show that nearly half the country watches, and it actually beat it by about 2.5%.

As a comparison, 48% of Americans watch the Super Bowl every year and this year 42% of United Kingdom residents have watched the World Cup. Sapp/Akebono is like the UFC putting an MMA event on Superbowl Sunday, or during the World Cup, and getting more viewers than them.
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Alhamdulilah we finally have a real champ at LW. For 2 years the whole division was being held hostage as the leprechaun refused to defend and thus stalling the division. Now we finally have a real fighter and a true warriors defending the pretigious who is willing to fight any and all contenders like a real champ.

I'm forever grateful. Mashallah!
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>>86125687
Takbir!
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>>86125687
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>>86125624
He was also on an episode of Gaki.
This is the legendary sapp vs hoost tournament.
Mark Hunt was in the tournament.
72500 in attendance.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-1_World_Grand_Prix_2002_Final
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>>86125687
Hopefully we get Khabib vs corner to end all the confusion. I'm gonna bet some money on khabib.
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>>86125905
Mashallah.
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just watched the DC/miocic fight
wtf was all that WWE bullshit at the end with brock lesnar

do they normally do this?
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>>86125905
I wanna stone her to death!!
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LESNAR MUSCLE PACKED
(AYE)
WHITE BOI AND HES JACKED
(WHAT)
DC'S GETTING SMACKED
(GADOOSH)
DC'S CHIN IS CRACKED?
(FER SURE)
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>>86126242
I think schaub is right when he sayd brock can pretty much do what he wants. So this is how Brock wants to build heat i guess.
Keep in mind that when DC heard about brock potentially coming back (before this fight) his face lit up because of the potential payday.
Anything WWE draws way more than regular UFC does. Becky Lynch could probably outdraw corner.
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>>86126242
It's not a regular thing, but they've been doing variants of it to hype big fights for years and years.
https://youtu.be/W60S75zoPRo
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TUF 28 cast
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>>86126609
are any of the women qts
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Cyborg Vs Nunes is reportedly in the works.

I think Nunes has a chance considering she has underrated wrestling and Yana Kunitskaya got Cyborg's back at UFC 222.
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>>86126609
The Ultimate Can.
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>>86126657
for (you).
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>>86126609
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>>86126657
>145 pounds
>Cute
Shiggy
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>>86126793
uggo
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>>86126609
>Anderson Silva
This guy wins
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>>86095822
Cringe a bit at the end of UFC 226 lads
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>>86126609
Why would you need to enter TUF when you barely can hold all these belts.
This guy got a serious belt stack
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>>86109140
Brock was built for BBC (beating black cunts), just look at his skull.
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>>86126609
Wtf,lets go Juanito
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>>86126657
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>>86127016
He'll need to be fighting a black man in order to do that, though.
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Male flyweight vs female heavyweight when?
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>>86127052
Only in America is Cormier not black.
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>>86126995
>What team do you train with ?
>Scorpion Fighting Systems.
Guess who is their womens striking coach?
hint: she has 15 years of striking experience.
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>>86127081
Cormier is as Aryan as they come, friendo. Not even Adolf could've made a complaint against him.
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>>86127041
I think this is her
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Katharina Lehner
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You're a faggot if you keep up with WMMA.
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>>86127167
just so nobody gets confused. She's swedish iranian. Just wanted to point that out.
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>>86127200
Did you draw this?
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>>86127273
I'm not on that creative level yet.
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>>86127200
That dude's head looks like the eraser end of a pencil, he should really be Borrachinha
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https://youtu.be/daTZwOV3FjQ
Jeez-us
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>>86127360
I think you are good at it. keep going.
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>>86127368
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>>86127473
jealous B? not everyone can be so naturally talented
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Is it true that schaub cried after the rogan "retirement advice" deal?
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>>86128043
Yes and during.

Nice to have Dane general
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>>86128088
/heem/ is around 50% Danish
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LEMME TELL YOU SUMMIN
I WALKED INTO HERE AND READ THIS DISASTER OF A THREAD FROM THE BEGINNING
DERN POSTERS A PIECA SHIT
/HEEM/S A PIECA SHIT
/R/MMAS A PIECA SHIT
SHERDOGS A PIECA SHIT
/SP/
IM CUMMIN FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>86128466
If brock heems dc in many ways he would be heeming heem. how would heem ever recover?
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>>86128466
btw. great post.
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>>86128466
>mfw I was on my way to post pretty much exactly this
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>>86128835
Who's the manlet that pushes brock in your scenario?
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prime schaub would heem ngannou
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>>86127886
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>>86129140
It's not much of a statement at this point.
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>>86129240
i know my man just giving these goofs a reminder

i will go on a vacation tomorrow for 3 weeks so the h8rs will get a break finally
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>>86129238
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>>86129277
It is a very iconic claim.
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>>86128942
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Thoughts on Dana shitting on Schaub?
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>>86129421
I going to a BJJ seminary is a great way to ogle at Dern.
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>>86129624
>All those girls in hijabs
D-do they roll with the boys?
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>>86096684

The problem is that she isn't a strawweight but a haybaleweight.
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>>86129712
idk. It's abu dhabi.
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>>86129971
>tfw no hijabi jiu jitsu gf
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>>86129960
>literally made 115 in march
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>>86129624
I would rather eye attractive girls
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>>86130024
okay breh.
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I wonder when Dana will anounce Derns next fight.
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>>86130274
i still would say herrig or waterson next is most realistic.
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