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>Be me
>Wearing my Croatian kit
>Go for stroll down to the shops to get bread, milk and durries
>Nice white neighbourhood, Richard Spencer would be jealous.
>Walk past children, in kit too.
>They're speaking the tongue of losers, British accent.
>Stare down the kid, he's only 8. Give him a cheeky wink.
>Finally get to the shop
>I'm a walking checkerboard -- easy to spot
>Old Croatian man gives me a thumbs and greets me
>Reminds of my Dida who died a year and half ago. F ;_;7
>Walking out of the shop
>Greeted by more Croats happy about the victory
>mfw there will never be anything more uplifting and unifying for Croats than this victory (until the victory on Sunday ofc)

It's good to be a Croat -- how are you lads feeling today? Why does it feel so good?
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>muh heritage
Worse than septics.
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>>86123767
If you love croatia so much, why don't you live there?
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>>86123832
larping wog
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Red and white checkered pattern is literally the most disgusting, it's literally retarded, and I'm not saying that cause I'm biased of croats
>inb4 SEETHING
2bdesu that away, black and blue pattern is based
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>>86123767
im sorry to tell you mate but we dont like heritage scum
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>>86123927
You liked Rakitic enough
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this WC made me like Croats more and absolutely hate diaspora fucks
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>>86123926
>Serbia
must be hard to not have one-tenth the achievements of your neighbours in football
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>>86123926
Seething
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>>86123927
t. shitposted about Pulisic choosing USA in another thread
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>>Reminds of my Dida who died a year and half ago. F ;_;7


Do all Croatians have a black, muscular goalkeeper living inside their houses?
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>>86123926
How upset are you on a scale of 1-10
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>>86123927
Fuck off, Ante.
We love our Ustashas everywhere.
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>>86123926
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>>86123994
Pulisic is a higher level retard i dont know what poluted this guys mind to chose to play for USA... you really have to be American to be so dumb
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>>86124002
Yes, we have petitioned the government to do something about it because he keeps dropping stuff due to his fingers being permanently coated with butter.
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>>86123927
Don't worry, both my parents and full Croats.

>>86123973
> hate diaspora fucks
Even I do, most are autistic and turbo retards.
>OOGA BOOGA KILL EVERYTHING - MORE BALKAN WARS NOW
I find leaf diaspora the absolute worst, this applies to Croats, Serbs etc -- to all of them really.
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>>86124054
Both are full Croats* Apologies.
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>>86123977
Nah, I don't really care for football. We are basketball nation dominantly, although all government money revolves around football which is ironic
>>86123990
>>86124014
>>86124036
Again, don't care, just saying that visually your dress code and flag are kinda gay
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>>86124093
>We are basketball nation dominantly

Why do you lie on the Internet?
Football is still the most watched sport in Serbia and it's not close.
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>>86124054
Dont listen to them, we like diaspora, it helped its motherland when it was the most needed.

What i dont like is that when we have elections in croatia well have the first two parties at 35% and 30%, and the diaspora results are literally always 98% HDZ. This makes me sad cause it shows that most of our diaspora dont relly care what is happening in Croatia and vote based on the opinions from 40 years ago.

And what i hate to see is people (diaspora) not showing the respect to the country they live in, but that is kinda rare and it goes to the standard idiot statistics (cca 25% of any group of people are idiots)
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>>86124379
I know that opinion is not universal, but I was addressing his 'muh heritage' accusation. Which is fair enough. All of the Croats I knew in school were 50%-ers (Typically 50% Croat 50% 'Aussie' (Anglo)). I could never relate to them fully either, quite sad, because they'll likely create more mutts too.
But the diaspora is autistic with voting, they must think it's all sunshine and rainbows over there. I'll probably vote for Most or ŽZ.
And to answer your final point, I am very grateful to live in a safe and prosperous nation that has given myself and my family plenty of opportunity. Those that aren't grateful, especially Australian Croats are deadset fuckwits.
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>>86123767
If my one side of my family is Croatian can I feel any pride in them being in the finals? Can't speak the language either outside of all the swearing I've picked up from my father and grandfather.
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>>86124619
I feel for you, brother, that you are a mutt (Better than US mutts lel). But of course you can cheer for Croatia, you've got a Croatian last name, just pretend you're a full Croat. Who will know?
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>>86124538
Interesting. Are Australian serbs any better?
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>>86124688
For Serbs here, case by case basis. I'm friends with a Vojvodina/Montenegrin Serb, he's quite tame. Loves cracking a cheeky anti-Albanian joke. I know a few others and they're fine. 4chan and the internet has warped your perception of us balkaniggers, in person we're quite tame with each other and have a good time.
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>>86124683
>who will know

>Be me
>Was born in RS
> lived there until I was 10.
>First language was Serbian
>Go back there every summer for the entire break.
>People still instantly know I'm american
The second you step foot into the US, you become a diaspora mutt. I am living proof of this.
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>>86123926
>inb4 seething

but still seething, you're Serbian seething is in your Turkish mutt blood.
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>>86124538
Hear hear
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>>86124050
>underrated
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>>86124619
You cant fake emotions bro, you either feel it or you dont. nothing else is important.
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>>86124771
What meant by 'Who will know' is within Australia. No one will question you. It's obvious when I speak Croatian that I am not a native-born. Horrid Aussie accent. Speaking of accents, American and Australian somehow dominate over a pre-existing one. Numerous cases I know of, like this South African girl, her accent was changed in weeks of arriving.
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>>86124807
your people and his cluster virtually the same when it comes to genetic mapping. Not including Vojvodina and the very north of Croatia, your people are indistinguishable
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>>86124036
>WE ARE OLDER THAN GOD

FUCKING NEBESKI NAROD *TRI PRSTA*
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>>86124917
Shut the fuck up mutt
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>>86124963
I know this is a massive meme but I can almost guarantee you that you wouldn't pass for white where I live
>Inb4 whiter than you Muhammad
>Inb4 balkanite crypto-turk larping as a human
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>>86123767
Based wogGOD
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>>86123926
Yeah I dislike it as well. That ''crown'' has to go and the first square should be white. It would look clean and orderly but it's banned cuz nuhtzees.
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>>86125018
Shut the fuck up genetic trash
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>>86123767
Fuck off wog, we're full.
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>>86124885
I was born and raised in Ireland until i was a teenager and people keep saying it sound canadian/american, it’s strange. My vocabulary is a mix of aussie, irish, and english(from my mates) slang so it probably doesn’t help
I’m a language mutt
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>>86123767
Why were you winking at an 8 year old kid. Fucking pedophile.
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>>86124538
>I'll probably vote for Most or ŽZ.
how bout not voting at all? i mean since you live abroad anyway, why would you like to decide the future of a country you are not even living in?
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>>86123767
The same feeling i had 1998 only better because this time we even made it to the finals. Main streets where i live were blocked. People celebrated for hours, even if they had to work for tomorrow. it was a blast. it can only be topped by a victory on sunday. that would be instantly a new holiday in croatia.
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>>86123926
Tell me about your basketball achievments.
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Hey diaspora, just don't vote HDZ, SDP or Živi Zid.

Literally anyone else.
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>>86125465
I'm getting mixed messages from ŽZ. Most is my likely choice.

>>86125279
I was winked at by others when I stared at adults and I was not raped.
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>>86125465
my boomer dad likes zivi zid, what's wrong with them?

also diaspora as a whole votes a lot less than you would think
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>>86125537
>>86125558

Basically dumbass policies which they hope will appeal to young people.
>leaving NATO
we're not a rich country and we can't afford a military big enough to be neutral, not only that but our military is becoming increasingly dependent on the west
>leaving EU
I dont care what someones opinions on their policies are, but so far no heat has come to us and the money that we're pulling from them is insane (the entire project of Peljeski most is funded by the EU)

Also their idea of dealing with public debt is to print money and stop paying off debt to other countries...I'm not joking, you can google it.....it's a meme party.
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>>86124258
Well, you are right to some point. Domestic league is a joke, it's not even a secret how much it is rigged, but people do watch other popular leagues. And yeah, there's much more kids that train football and dress like popular footballers because they are >trend setters and want to look like some fuckbois, rather than kids training basketball.But those who choose baskeball usually end up like real professionals and achieve something, so in the end, I'm glad that situation in my country is like that.
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>>86124379
>Helped the motherland

Bruh, didn't most of the diaspora fuck off during the wars and do the complete opposite? Plus you then have all the people who come back to run in the HDZ and do fuck all since they're living under a romantic notion of Croatia that their refugee parents gave them
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>>86124946
I have no clue how the three finger salute became Serbian when Ustashe would take their pledge like that
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>>86125676
Well that's enough to not vote for ŽZ, leaving the EU could have its benefits but no a priority. Leaving NATO is stupid, it keeps the other niggas in-check. But what makes me laugh at them is 'printing money'. WHAT COULD GO WRONG WITH THAT?
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>>86125748
nah, alot of second/third generation Croats sent a bunch of money our way, especially croatian american society
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I like the checkered pattern, it's iconic

like blue for italy.
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>>86125676
yes but that bridge was only necessary because of the new eu border protocols at neum, prior to Croatia's entry to eu that border wasn't really much of a pain to cross

I personally think it's a waste of money either way, I mean good on the eu for fitting the bill so no harm done but still, either way, I dunno

also in all honesty NATO is a just a scheme to keep us defense contractors in business by forcing other countries to buy their stuff, if shit ever really hits the fan and the geopolitical situation degrades I don't think NATO will really do much for you, there will be bigger fish to fry
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>>86125378
and that's only after the war
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>>86125755
I really don't know either. I read somewhere, long time ago, that ours was closed three fingers which symbolizes the unity of father, son and holy spirit, so open three fingers would be the opposite of that.
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>>86124538
>All of the Croats I knew in school were 50%-ers (Typically 50% Croat 50% 'Aussie' (Anglo)). I could never relate to them fully either, quite sad, because they'll likely create more mutts too.

I'm only 50% croat but the other 50% is from a European country that's right next to it in the mediterranean so there's hardly that much of a genetic difference than if I were half anglo. I was only exposed to Croatian culture as a kid so I'll always mention that country if people ever ask me what my background is.
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>>86123767
>Diaspora
>Probably ustasha too
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>>86123796

I have nothing against people claiming their genetic heritage. Europeans are being a bit hypocritical when it comes to Americans/Australians. On one hand we make fun of them for having no culture or history, but when they try to reconnect with their roots we call them cringe. Damned if they do and damned if they don't.
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>>86125293
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
SO MUCH THIS
diaspora, if you want to know why people in the homeland don't like you, this is the one and only reason
ITS BECAUSE YOU ELECT TOTAL RETARDS AND THEN WE HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEM FOR 4 YEARS
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>>86123767
is there really that many croats living in 'straya?
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>>86128303
~100,000 Croats (various generations ranging from 1st to 3rd and now even 4th)

>>86127942
See this: >>86124054
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>>86128303
Not relative to some countries like USA but it's a very sizeable amount
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>>86128200
well it's also about money too. let's be honest. I'd buttblasted about diaspora too if I were a Croat making 1000 euro/month and a never ending deluge of diasporniks were showing up and building new houses from scratch on the coast, rubbing our face in it

I personally never catch shit for being diaspora when I'm over there though, most people are very nice
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>>86128505
nah no one but the saltiest of poorfags cares that diaspora guys make more money than us locals

its electing retards and sometimes present condescention (let me tell you guys how to run your country while I sit here in canada or australia and enjoy life) though not all diasporafags are condescending like that, mostly boomers
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>>86124021
Hey, there is a Croatia flag flying in the next town over from me.
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>>86128564
in terms of percentages, how much of the diaspora actually vote though? I'm not doubting you, but I'm pretty involved with the Croatian diaspora community, I've never personally known a single person that voted in Croatian elections as a diaspora, honestly on anecdotal level the diaspora's involvement in Croatian politics began and ended at the war in the 1990s

a lot of diaspora take a very cynical approach to politics and politicians in my experience, many do not even bother voting in elections here
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>>86123767
Love a good old-fashioned delusional Australian LARP 2bh
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>>86123767
Beautiful
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>>86128303
With 130,000 it's a very high proportion when you take into consideration the larger population of countries like Germany and the USA. There are also a lot of well known people in Australia with obvious Croat ancestry, so it's not just some obscure ethnic group no one is aware of in the country.
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>>86124036
if you're not serbian how come you speak the same language?
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>>86123767
>>86123767
>>86123767

>white Croatian women celebrate by riding the BBC and raising a little mutt

forgot this part
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>>86129141
Yeah, if you've been to novalja/zrce you'd know that there are almost only foreigners partying there, to expensive for locals
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>>86129141
Your country is filled with niggers and sandniggers you have no right to speak
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>>86129065

get in here wog bros
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>>86125558
>>86125537
>what's wrong with them?
They're retarded and insane.
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>>86129141
>novalja
british tourist quarantine zone, the only women there are being paid to do so




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