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A new season begins (in reality, it will end in two weeks when city run away with the title)

>Friday, 10 August
20:00 Man Utd v Leicester (Sky Sports)
>Saturday, 11 August
12:30 Newcastle v Spurs (Sky Sports)
AFC Bournemouth v Cardiff City
Fulham v Crystal Palace
Huddersfield Town v Chelsea
Watford v Brighton
17:30 Wolves v Everton (BT Sport)
>Sunday, 12 August
13:30 Liverpool v West Ham (Sky Sports)
13:30 Southampton v Burnley
16:00 Arsenal v Man City (Sky Sports)

Unfriendly reminder that international break is only 3 weeks away.
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>no redditspacing
Allowed.
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>>86837524
>>86837551
>>86837580
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7593325.stm

>The court was shown CCTV footage from the nightclub staff room, which showed Mr Wright-Phillips inside, but his solicitor, Rupert Bowers, successfully argued that it did not show him participating in a crime.

>Mr Bowers, Mr Wright-Phillips' barrister, said: "Mr Wright-Phillips always denied participating in this offence, and is thankful that this has now been established.

so ye, essentially, saying look he didn't touch anything, and bc cctv rarely has audio it's was prob argued he tried stopping Dyer and therefore it's not beyond all reasonable doubt.
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nuts
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>>86837628
fair enough

>>86837689
what on earth am i looking at here?
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>We have a good midfield now
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>>86837689
hmmmmmmm very intresting
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>>86837700
defensive actions
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Batshit is away to Valencia for some reason. Guess >slurri actually beleives in the poorata meme
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Whats manure probable lineup? Im putting my life savings on them
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>>86837771
18 reais won't give you much money you retard.
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>>86837766
probably because he's bad
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>>86837822
He gives a different option though, I'd be worried going into the season with 2 strikers (neither prolific) and fucking Abraham
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>>86837766
Morata is world class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeRJn8ZF-Pk
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Man Utd
Spurs
AFC Bournemouth
DRAW
Chelsea
Watford
DRAW
Liverpool
DRAW
Arsenal
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>>86837861
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>>86837828
how does 3 non-prolific strikers make it better
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>>86837567
except that's good banter
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>>86837766
This season can't be over soon enough
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thinking about going to the shop and getting some snacks before the game

thoughts?
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Find a better away kit, oh wait you can't.
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>>86838079
Looks like shit
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>>86838079

32red is the only betting company sponsor that looks passable
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>>86837940
Guess your right, think he's better than Giroud though and his form at Dortmund was pretty incredible
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>>86838076
Invest in a proper dinner instead of snacks.
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>>86838095
Huddersfield's looks alright this year
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Btw this means Baka is staying, right?
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>>86837710
>all this to win europa
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>>86837885
>arsenal
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Official epl theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot1j5M5PTC4
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>>86838131
the mooys mentioned
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>>86838139
Unless Chelshit are gonna promote a youth player lmao
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>>86838139
what does?
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>>86838221
Michy leaving.
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>>86838228
why? is Baka not Bakayoko
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Manure will play 3-5-1 and lose.

Numerals confirm.
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THE GOAT
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>>86837581
>you will never be a black yute
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>>86838336
The Pele curse, title drought continues.
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>mouyes
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>Broadcast history will be made on Sunday when Alex Scott sits alongside Graeme Souness and Jamie Carragher in the Sky Sports studio to analyse the day’s live Premier League fixtures.

>In fact, it is a landmark weekend for women in football. Tonight’s coverage of the first Premier League game of the season will be hosted by Kelly Cates and the BBC’s first Football Focus of the season on Saturday will see Scott in the studio alongside Matthew Upson.

The game is dead
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>>86838557
have sky really never had a female pundit on? that is shit tbf
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>>86838557
>A pair of tits will say all the dumb irrelevant shit instead of a chubby old man
This is genocide
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>>86838557
RISE UP GAMERS FUCK STACY
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>>86838557
cringe post
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>>86838557
Sky have been employing Paul Merson for years, Alex Scott can't be any worse than him
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>>86838567
would you have a northern league division 1 reserve team defender on sky sports?

if not, why a wsl player?
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>>86838557
This didn't really work out how you planned did it
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>>86838557
Alex Scott is pretty based tbf, but how is a woman analyzing a men's sport that she's never played a single minute of anything but nonsense? The tactics of men's/women's football vary hugely let alone the quality.
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>>86838658
i'd have anyone if they're a good pundit

and alex scott is a household name. i very much doubt i could name even one northern league player
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>>86838676
So anyone who's never played professional men's football can't analyse or have an opinion on it? Because I'd rather listen to a journalist like Rafa Honigstein than some clown like Ian Wright
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>>86838676
There are loads of pundits who weren't former players. And more importantly literally who cares about the analysis. It's always the same clichés
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>>86838689
>and alex scott is a household name.
that's totally untrue though.
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>>86838676
there's plenty of coaches who never made it as players
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>>86838676
>>86838743
Michael Owen is obviously an elite pundit and esteemed orator on the subject of football.
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>>86838676
>>86838752
i guess chelsea have fucked it by hiring sarri

how could he hope to analyse a sport that he's never played professionally?
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>>86838743
tbf, as far as tactical analysis goes, hongistein etc don't offer a lot. He's just an expert on german players, pays a lot of attention to all the goings on and that just has the credibility on that side.
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>>86838772
thanks god it's "bring your magnifying glass to work" day
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>>86838809
Blame Google images lad
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>>86838752
name 20
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>>86838743
>can't analyse or have an opinion on it

I didn't say that and yeah there are many shit ex-player pundits out there. Point still stands Alex Scott has as much PL experience as me and I wouldn't dare trying to analyze it.
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>>86838840
not your search engine
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>>86838862
It's not her fault you get nervous under a spotlight and have been underachieving since you turned 15
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>>86838752
>>86838787

not even him but are you seriously implying managers don't have to work for years to earn their coaching licenses? they're more qualified than anyone to be a tv pundit
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>>86838040
IKR. It has not even started and it already looks Grimm
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>>86838914
Nothing matters except having PL experience apparently
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>>86838139
Baka is off to milan
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>>86838914
amateurs can be coaches even though they don't know the physicality of the top leagues so female footballers can be able to analyse the men's game
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>>86838486
kek they are trying to trick their fans that they got a world cup winning player
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>>86838569
It actually is
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how can a woman ever hope to compete with the level of insight 500+ professional men's games gives you
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>>86838577
What was the point of this post?
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>>86839011
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>>86838962
>so female footballers can be able to analyse the men's game

anybody can. let's not pretend women's football is anything like men's football though. the physicality, speed and endurance differences are bound to influence how someone analyzes a game
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>>86838901
>Actually getting mad over this.
Wet blankets like you need to fuck off.
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>>86839010
People listen to Gary Neville because he's won 9 titles and 2 European Cups. Stop making everyone out to be a sexist and just look at reality
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>>86839042
Nobody's mad. Calm down Cletus don't cry
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>>86839117
and yet he failed spectacularly as a manager.
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>>86839117
people listen to gary neville because they are mongs, he's an insufferable spacker
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>fulham
just fuck my teamwork up
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>>86839117
Literally who listens to pundits? They're all retards repeating the same 4 or 5 expressions. A vagina doesn't stop someone from doing that
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Everton could realistically win the league this year
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>>86839355

t. someone who lacks the passion, hardwork and dedication to make it in a top side

fact is you'll never put your body on the line mate, dont take it out on pundits
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>>86839205
>Nobody's mad
You insulted him personally just because of what he said. Also I am black so Jamal is more appropriate
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I still can't believe just how many defenders snubbed Mouyes. It's mind-blowing.
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>>86839440
>You insulted him personally
If that offends you then you should be here. Wet blankets like you need to fuck off.
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>>86839438
what
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why don't demoted clubs bounce right back up? don't the parachute payments allow them to spend their way back to promotion?
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>>86839494
>Relegated clubs: exodus of stars, staff usually sacked, negative feeling in dressing room
>Championship club seeking promotion: improving squad built up for a few years, high team chemistry and confident staff, positive energy in dressing room
Parachute payments are about making sure a relegated club can *survive* with their financial obligations.
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>>86839494
a lot do, the incompetent ones don't
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>>86839494
they are quite often badly run, hence why they get relegated, their good players are poached by premier league teams and they are left with shit players on massive wages
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>>86839494

relegation clauses mean they get talent stripped and having to pay the shitters who stay PL level wages eats up a lot of the parachute payments, tends to fuck up clubs long term because you keep your worst on big money and lose your best on the cheap
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LGTSS
>ManUre
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>>86839470
How does it offend me when you didn't insult me? Literally saying someone is an underachiever just because of that tame statement really shows how mad you were. You are either a woman, a twatter nutjob, or a plebbit user.
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>>86839615
You're still crying about it
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>>86839615
>Literal nigger
>Won't stop hollering about something
You have to go back
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>>86838079
Literally all of them.

That kit is horrendous.
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>>86839647
A challenger appears
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>>86839681
I forgot about that one.
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>>86838840
Sacchi, Sarri, Mourinho, AvB, Nagelsmann, Tedesco, Tuchel, Rangnick, Abascal Lugano's current manager, he's one of the youngest in Europe right now. That's 9 off the top of my head.
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yes hello where are the matches
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>>86839724
Tomorrow
>Watching Mouyes
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>>86839724
Tonight. Don't listen to the ABLs
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>>86839735
Can’t wait for the ABU bunker thread
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>>86838557
Sky's advertising campaign this season has thrown me.

>don't bother watching it for real, watch it through a screen instead it's just as good!
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>>86839626
>You are the one crying
lel
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Is Everton the most true dark horse this season? Or am I being delusional?
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YNWA(You'll never wank alone)
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>>86839640
That's a bit racist
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>>86839797
>He can't stop
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>less than 2 hours since the best league starts
God, about damn time.
I wonder how Fabian will manage in West Ham this season.
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>>86839801

delusional, they've bought shite once again

wolves are the dark horses
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>>86838131
Chinkshit letters always look fucking hideous. It being a betting company makes it even worse. Burnley's is by far the worst.
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>>86839821
Pellegrini is the manager :^)
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>>86839716
Benitez never played higher than the Spanish 3rd division as well
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>>86839779
That man on the bottom right unironically has breasts
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>>86839833
ill keep my delusion and watch the Wolves carefully then
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>>86839818
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BACKUP STRIKER
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>>86839835
Swansea's runs Burnley close
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>>86839838
Well let's hope it's his another Villarreal then.
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>It being a betting company makes it far worse
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>>86839867
What a plastic club
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Hey fellas as a yankee doodle dandy what soccer team should i root for? the Manchester Uniteds or Liechester Cities?
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>>86839867
Who the hell made that?
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>>86839835
Palace's is just as horrendous.

That Swansea one from a few years ago (GWFX or whatever the fuck it was) must be one of the worst.
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Vardy bent Leicester over a table, a 4 year deal for a 31-year old striker who has been far from great for 2 seasons. Fair play to him.
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>>86839902
Found it: the 2014/15 kit.

Absolutely horrific.
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>>86839897
support the team that doesn't have a geographic limiter and is owned by an american
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>>86839923
>the team that doesn't have a geographic limiter
what the fuck kind of term is that
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>>86839909
Realistically he has one good season in him. After that he's a serviceable back up who can mentor younger strikers assuming they have someone earmarked for the future. The length isn't really an issue and they're probably not paying him as much as you would assume.
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>>86839923
surely you are referring to the Arsenal LAFC ?
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Literally hoping manure loses so that I can post the copypasta.
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>>86839929
one i made up but shouldn't be hard to understand
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>thinking the united game won't end in a draw
ISHYGDDT
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>>86839902
Huddersfield's last year was pretty bad too. Clearly stuck on at the last minute way after the kit was designed
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missed me?
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>>86839989
not the easiest on the eyes tbqhf
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>>86837710
>jorginho at the community shield
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>>86839989
How’s the phone bill la
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>will either get to post APOLOGISE threads about Wenger or EXPOSED threads about Pep
Arsenal vs City should be a good match.
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>>86839998
his bankaccount tho
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>>86839988
im not sure any sponsor could find a way to be legible on that kit without being an eyesore
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>>86840003
You can't really write him off after that game. The whole team was dogshit against city, but then city are an amazing squad. So it's not shameful to lose to them.
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>>86837689
So Burnley's defensive actions are highest in the oponnent's 6 yard box? Or is it the other way? If so, do Burnley defend least right outside their penalty box? That sounds wrong.

Needs a proper labelling of which side Burnley is attacking. On the whole, seems perfectly reasonable now.
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So is fergie a potato now?
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Ehhh.. old aesthetics were such a KINO.
Now it's 50 shades of purple...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wQbC2uBK4s
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>>86840005
i don't get what was so strange about my remark on important phone calls taking priority over certain football matches
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>>86840016
his second son must take after his wife, looks as if he has more things going for him
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>>86840054
you're right i'm just jelly you got him instead of us
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>>86837581
Based Lukaku.
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>>86837689
It wasn't even their defending that was most impressive, Pope is an extremely underrated goalkeeper.
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>>86840061
Direction is to the right but it looks a mess.
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>>86840054
it's not that they lost, it's how Bernardo* tied him in knots
*not even a City starter
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>>86840064
Here's a better one with Sean Bean
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>>86840129
ffs, forgot the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Om6cVqva0
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>>86840139
Thrilling.
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>>86839839
Halfway there then. Rodgers, Hodgson and Clement too
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what's the deal with customers, why no transfers? does mouyes realize they can't fight for the top and hope they can keep top4?

even that looks like a stretch
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What team should i support. I want to start following the PL.
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>>86840171
Club has lost faith in mou and told him he has to work with what he has.
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>>86840210
MK Dons
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>>86840210
Tottenham
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>>86840210
I'll help you anon

Do you care about being called a bandwagonner?
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>One guy who doesn't see the player or any training sessions every day has to judge if Douglas has the ability and quality to play. I accept the rules but I don’t understand because anybody in the world can work wherever he wants.
>The manager from Brazil [Tite] and myself know more than the guys who decide he is not able to play. I am so sad and disappointed for Douglas because he could help us, play with us. He has shown many good things in training sessions and the reason why we spent a lot of money to buy him [£10.7m] is because he is a player with a huge capacity to play for us.
Is Pep correct?
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>>86840228
I'm more used to following smaller teams
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hey do we think De Gay is all fucked now or was that just a WC thing?
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>>86840237
Pick Everton.
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>>86840230
No. They knew what the rules were before they signed him
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>>86840237
what american teams do you follow ? we can help you from there
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>>86840230
yes, its weird that a premier league level footballer would ever be turned away
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>>86840210
none, just shitpost about the current losers, I'm preparing for an abu year myself
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>>86840237
spurs is a good shout then.
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>>86840254
>4 new posts
Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Sabres.
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>tfw we have the best team in the league, the best manager in the league, and the best fans in the world
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>>86840252
The question is if the rules are good or not.
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>>86840268
Everton, like >>86840251 said.

Welcome to the wagon friend. And I am sorry about your town.
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>>86840237
Do you want them to be guaranteed PL football for years of are you ok with them dropping into the championship?
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>>86840271
wrong grin fren ;^)
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Threadly reminder VIRGIN van Dijk isn't even remotely close to a top 20 CB and no matter how expensive, a new goalkeeper isn't going to compensate for that and neither will a midfield with 5 people in it to protect him.
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>>86840237
>>86840210
if you're genuinely asking, why can't you just watch the games and let an affinity come to you naturally?
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>>86840210
West Ham.
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>>86840299
There's 20 teams he needs to narrow it down a little anon
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>>86840320
there's no deadline to beat. he needs to lurk first
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>>86840342
>inb4 team he picks is relegated
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>>86840296
Based
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>>86840356
even if they are, the league provides good matches regardless
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>>86840356
holloway's blackpool are the only relegation candidates that can capture the heart of the neutral
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>>86840373
>8 years ago
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My bedtime soon lads. Will probably miss the game
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Lads. A girl is sending me nudes of her massive tits and im at work. What do?
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>>86840299
I just wanted to see some suggestions. I definitely will be watching games this weekend.
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>>86840405
Inform the police immediately
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>>86840405
Report her to Mutaween
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>>86840405
Catfish lad, she's after your oil
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>>86840286
Please anon I'm bored
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>>86840255
It's not like an English player gets to play when a WP is denied. A club will normally just go and get a non-English EU player instead.

It's really small minded because some of these players could be GOAT.
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>>86840382
thought it was longer 2bh
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>>86840405
Isn't that a crime punishable by death over there?
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>>86840405
She's going to be stoned to that for that, isn't she? Were they nice boobs at least? A pair worth dying for?
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>>86840405
report her to the halal police
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>>86840405
>open it in the washroom
>send back some flirty shit
>praise allah
pick 3 in no particular order
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>>86840411
>>86840418
I can't. Too much tits.

>>86840418
Based MBS took away their power
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>>86839909
>far from great for 2 seasons
>20 goals in epl last season
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>>86840425
Which Limmy sketch is this?
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>>86840489
Absolutely haram my brother
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Is this liverpool general?
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>>86840495
It's probably just from his twitter
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>>86840489
>Based MBS took away their power
ETA of Fatwa condemning this shit: SOON.
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>>86840111
Bernardo silva is quality though
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>last /trans/ thread is still not dead
>Page 9
>only 193 posts
bit sad lads
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>>86840516
*snap*
He's just an portuguese Davy Klaassen
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>>86840489
Is it true that it's against the law to have sex with a woman unless she's your wife?
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>>86840405
On how many instagram thots have you shat?
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LADS THE PREM STARTS TONIGHT
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anyone got any advice for how to access nbc sports in the uk?
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>>86840567
i love your flag so much ill give you a (you), your island is great! The best way to access NBC or other streams is through Acestream, if you know how to access it.
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>>86840563
>Caring about the PL
It's going to be another borefest with City winning it months from the end.

Real people watch the Championship.
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>that flag is back
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Who would you class as likely relegation candidates out of these teams

>Bournemouth
>Brighton
>Cardiff
>Crystal palace
>Everton
>Fulham
>Huddersfield
>Newcastle
>Southhsmpton
>Watford
>West ham
Pick no more than 5
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>>86840613
Cardiff, Newcastle, Watford
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>>86840613
Palace
Saushampton
Mememouth
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>>86840613
>Cardiff
>Southampton
>Watford
Powergap
>Huddersfield
>Newcastle
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Lindelof starts
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>>86840613
Cardiff is a given
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>>86840599
Championship is just a shitty version of the prem. If you're not watching the prem you're better off with league one or two for muh pashun and propah footeh
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>Darmian
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>>86840597
thanks man, appreciated
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>>86840657
Who else is there?
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>>86840599
not keen on non league
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>>86840657
>de gea
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>>86840657
who's andreas?
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>>86840657
Thanks! Downloading the Offcial Manchester United™ app now!
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Match thread

>>86840661
>>86840661
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>>86840657
Absolute state
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J U S T
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United are not facing City or one of the other big sides in the first 10 games. When Jose Mourinho says 'wait til November to judge us', there is a good chance they will be top of the league at that point.
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>>86840668
memereira
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>>86840616
>>86840624
>>86840629
>>86840647
Brighton not a candidate as well? I'd put them in before Newcastle

for context I'm considering making a flow chart for customers to choose a PL side
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>>86840668
This. I had to look up this lad too. Why would you play an under 23 player for your opening game of the season?
Mouyes really wants to get sacked, doesn't he?
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>>86840696
mfw they are still lampooned in 6th anyway
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>>86840210
watch serie a instead
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Is monty python any good?
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>>86840707
All of the ones you posted bar Everton, West Ham and maybe Fulham are candidates though
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>mfw the epl is back
:)
a match a day keeps the self hate away
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>>86840710
Who else would he play? I don't follow man u
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>>86840790
Messi lingard
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>>86840707
Both are candidates but I picked Newcastle over Brighton because both the manager and the players have fallen out with the board so there's potential for it all to collapse.
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>>86840824
Everton probably bought him
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>>86840790
Martial? At this point I'm convinced that he fucked Mou's daughter but it's still a waste to let his talent go undeveloped.
Same with Lukaku. Why isn't bignig playing?
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>>86840847
I'm assuming it's a 4-3-3 so it's either Alexis or lukaku.

Why the fuck did they ever sign sanchez
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>Edward woodward
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>2 English in the starting XI
>One is only there because Mou doesn't have anyone else
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>>86840888
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>>86840868
I'd guess it's a 4-2-2-2 with Rashford and Alexis up front.
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>>86839779
>Sky's advertising campaign this season has thrown me.
Chelsea and United family...?
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>>86840868
>>86840916
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>>86840888
>liverpool fan already shitting his pants
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big fat slag
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>>86840410
are you still here
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>>86840939
WHY are there 3 randomers standing there? Who's arsed what they have to say?
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>Some fat paki woman brought on for an interview
wtf
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>>86840936
Welp, I guess it's going to be a 1-0 Utd win off a 78' Felliani header.
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Like these new Sky commentators, want to see more of fat jowell can't understand him man
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>>86840959
First women, now twitter songs.

End it.
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A man, Andy, and Richard.

Rude
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>>86841003
Games gone
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spurs are shit
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WE THEM >MOUYES BOYS
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What have you accomplished this summer lads? :)
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>>86841355

went from 3xl to 4xl
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screaming
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>>86841410
>Fabian Balooner
>>
Benuldy
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God those red jerseys are awful
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>>86841967
Theyre /fa/ are you blind.

Also anyone else have the crowd noise absolutely fucked?
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>>86842010
>t. Customer
theyre far from effay you blind buffoon
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>>86842010
manchester unite play in red shirts, white shorts, black socks.

>allowing kit designers the power to change your traditions

baka
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>>86842039
>He said something positive about manure so he must be a customer
Imagine being this much of a mong
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>>86842073
>Billy Bob says "red jerseys"
Good reading there muhamad
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>>86842077
imagine such a colossal mong, that their jerseys become appealing to look at.
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The rage in the match threads is beautiful
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Sky should use this at the start of the Newcastle-Spurs coverage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leqHnUM64HU
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>he doesn’t have pogba in his fantasy football
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>>86842743
>fantasy football
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You should all apologise now btw
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Has >shaq ever scored a goal before?
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>>86844617
No
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>that leicester meme goal
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Lucky manure
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well that was fucking shocking

>good teams playing sunday

thank the lord
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>>86844896
Seething yank
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Did you see those brilliant performances from Fred and Alexis? What an excellent use of money, you A bus must be seething right now
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goodnite
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>>86844919
Gonna enjoy the switch in narrative once Leicester start beating some good teams
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>>86845005
well they'll have to face one first
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>>86844994
Sleep it off m8, it won't hurt as much in the AM
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>>86844994
You go bed way too early you poof
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Maguire is better than that Dutch cunt, Virgin Van Dyke. Show some fucking national pride, lads!
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>>86845064
>this level of delusion
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>>86845064
>Concedes to an obese left back
nah
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shaw is unironically like a new signing at this point
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>all that delusional shit i'm already reading on red cafe

One of them was going on about how awesome Fred was, lel.
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>Alexis Sánchez lost possession more times (23) than any other Man Utd player against Leicester.
discuss
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>>86845078
Maguire plays on the other side of the pitch, you fucking Dutch pleb.
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>>86845097
>>
>Slovak already in full seethe mode in the match thread
lmao
just
lmao
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>>86845097
He used to do that a lot for Arsenal too, it's no biggie.
>>
>some cunt on bbc live updates constantly reporting every small time chant Leicester had
>red cafe match thread 99% ABUs or suicidial cunts
>spee match thread full of mentally ill ABUs
>reddit having an awful format
ABU bunker where?
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https://www.wolves.co.uk/news/club/20180810-wolves-ay-we-taking-china-by-storm/

>One of China’s most influential rock bands, Miserable Faith, have produced a song about their support for Wolves which is getting rave reviews in China.

>The song, entitled Wolves Ay We, is a celebration of Wolves’ recent ascent to the Premier League and an ode to the characteristics that have got them there, including teamwork, tenacity and attacking football.

>The song racked up 500,000 listens in its first day on streaming service Netease, the Chinese equivalent of Spotify, and is currently number three in the download charts.

>The band, who have supported Wolves since 2016, have a diverse sound comprised of a number of different genres including hip hop, reggae and world music, and have released seven albums and EPs since 1999.

fucking lol
>>
I'm so pleased the season is underway. I love this time of year, it's all still to come; those early round fa cup games, those freezing december european ties, arsenal doing well and then choking come new year. prime comfy
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>>86845193
Based Worves
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>>86845177
Also used to score a lot for arsenal

>2 in 13 games for United
OH NONONONONO
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>>86845177
he also used to shoot and score goals but now he only tries passes and loses the ball
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>>86845087
He played well, m8.
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>>86845177
yeah i know but
>23 times
a bit too much innit
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>>86845193
>>The band, who have supported Wolves since 2016
/lifelong/
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>>86845212
>>86845213
Move the goalposts much?

>>86845236
I thought 12 inches was too much but your mum seemed to disagree.
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>>86845303
>Move the goalposts much?
have this handy .gif for future usage
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>>86844966
Das rite
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>>86845303
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https://twitter.com/442oons/status/1028021084157865984

Very epic game boys
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>>86845398
>442oons
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Enjoyed that. Decent football and generally very good at the back. Back 4 and midfield 3 were class, especially considering fitness levels. Hope Shaw builds on the performance, spoke very well about attitude at the end of the game.
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>442oons
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>>86845398
cringe
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>>86845398
>442oons
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https://twitter.com/442oons/status/1027842207414398976

>this is considered funny

4 and a half minutes of your life you will never get back.
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TOP CLASS BANTER, LADS
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>>86845611
Fuckin saved
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>>86845629
I love the total lack of effort put into some of them.

>hurr Pedro sounds like Paedo durr
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>>86845638
>stones is still John Stones
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>falling for the le sign all the players meme
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Lads could some update me on who is leading the PL as of 22:53 on Friday 10th August 2018? Cheers.
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For me, it's Leroy Sarnie
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>>86845659
It's not even that.

It's 5tones.

Because his shirt number is 5.

John Stonespainttrophy would have been better but that level of wittiness is clearly above the bloke behind 442oons.
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>>86845660
Has this "replace almost the entire team" thing ever worked?
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>>86845694
Watford have done it every season since promotion.
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>>86845688
Ah yeah I see it now. Where are these mongs based out of I’m going to send them a nail bomb
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>>86845694
Magath?
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>>86845707
>The channel's creator, Dean Stobbart, originally a teacher from Norton, County Durham
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>>86845710
Based
>>86845723
Dean better make his peace with the Lord
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>>86845723
>former teacher

You just know he was the quirky cunt who tried to do every possible hipster technique of teaching, probably bought in homemade sock puppets and the lot
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>>86845801
>teaching Shakespeare by using current slang
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>>86845812
And juliet was like "oi romeo where you at brud!"
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i've got respect for benitez sticking around at newcastle
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>>86845822
Audible kek
>>
Is there any name for Newcastle v Spurs?
Net transfer bowl?
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>>86845830
he must be fucking fuming at this news: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45140874

>Mike Ashley's Sports Direct has agreed to buy the House of Fraser department store chain for £90m.
>literally the day after the transfer window closed

wonderful timing by the fat cunt (ashley that is, not rafa)
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slow night
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>>86845888
>tomorrow's 3pm games

AFC Bournemouth v Cardiff City
Fulham v Crystal Palace
Huddersfield Town v Chelsea
Watford v Brighton & Hove Albion

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""Premier"""""""""""""""""""""""""" League
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>>86845895
They can’t all be winners la
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>>86845878
It is sad because Benitez is well above Newcastle's level playing relegation battle, he stuck around in the Championship and Ashley is unwilling to supply him with the tools he needs, whereas Benitez would be happy to stay at Newcastle long-term and build them up

What a tosser that mike Ashley
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Mourinho
>"We played against a team that spent more money than us - forget the history, forget the shirt. Every team is difficult."
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>>86845895
Fulham vs CP might be fun
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>>86845946
Three or four years ago I'd sure it was an attempt at cheeky banter, even though a bit lame. These days one can't tell, poor broken man could actually be serious.
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>>86845946
fucking hell, mou
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>>86845895
Fulham spent more than the whole Dutch league lmao
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>>86845969
This, I'm curious about how Fulham will play.
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>>86845998
>Mourinho
>Makes €26m per year
>One of the most famous football managers in the world
>Won titles in 4 countries
>Manager of the richest team in the world

>You
>Spend 16 hours a day on /sp/ complaining about the team that bought your favorite player from Juventus
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>>86845663
Interesting that this was ignored
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>>86840210
Dont
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Why does West Ham’s insignia look the same as the Hammerites emblem in Thief: The Dark Project?
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does the epl usually start on a friday? I always thought they have a bunch of games on a saturday to open
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>>86846225
it does since the pl decided they could make more money selling another tv slot
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>de gay
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>>86846111
>mouyes gets paid €26m per year
Hold on a second, this can't possibly be true
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>>86846234
Why cant they just go full 7 days of week of football
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>>86846234
You guys know you are just as bad as the nfl
>>
Missed the game lads. What did I miss?
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>pogba is shit just a meme player
>mouyes
>it was just the World Cup, it doesn’t mean anything!!!

Has /sp/ ever been more wrong?
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>>86846261
It's not, nobody pays a manager £500k a week
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>>86846431
>>>86838256
Thanks
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>>86845946
>forget the history, forget the shirt. Every team is difficult
Correct. No team has a divine right to win.
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>>86846495
Liverpool as justice for the 96 inbreds murdered by fellow inbreds
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>>86846431
>Took him off team because I thought he was not gonna play
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>go on sky sports mix (free channel on sky)
>programme: greatest PL games
>voted by fans
>game chosen: Stoke 6 - 1 Liverpool
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>>86846608
Why do people hate Liverpool? They're the only true grassroots, working class, salt of the earth club out of all the big clubs
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>>86846631
Success breed jealousy.
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>>86846655
>breeding your own sister
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>>86846631
Don’t have a single academy player in the team. Don’t have a single scouser near the team
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>>86846736
TAA
>ABL "knowledge"
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>>86846655
>Liverpool's last major trophy: 2012
'success'
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>>86846786
This year la
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>paulpogba: I’ll always give my best to the fans and my teammates no matter what’s going on.

From Instagram. It’s hard to tell whether he’s just angling for a new deal or if he really wants to leave. He’s got 4 years left on his deal. He and Raiola must know that United won’t sell him for less than ~£120m. I’m leaning towards contract negotiations. There’s been nothing from Barcelona since the supposed meme bid of £45m plus two mongs.
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>>86846631
They’re murderous scumbags.
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>>86846631
99% of /sp/ incels are paki manure or arsenal customers, don't let them bother you
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>>86846989
Are you white? I’m always suspicious of leaf flags.
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>>86847013
im canadian so i support ghanzou united
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>>86845177
For Chilel too desu.
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Thought Ben Chilwell played well tonight. Looks a good prospect, fairly speedy with a good bit of tenacity.
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>>86847290
No. He's a typical english player, lots of hustle and bustle but sadly no brain or subtlety. Same with Gray. Mahrez was so far above everyone else if you know what to look for
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>>86846826
Think barca have had their hand burnt by big transfers and want to play the smart game (aka steal pretty good clubs transfer targets). Who in the right mind thought that bid was smart though deserves to be sacked
>>
Hop in, anon, we’re celebrating at Mickey D’s
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>>86847353
Chillwell is not the same as Gray lol
That selfish mong hasn't one iota of end product, not a single drip of decisiveness or incision in the final third, Chilly can at least cross decent.
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>>86847353
His attacking movement and decisions were great this match.
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>>86847420
I-is that his gf?
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>>86847420
Is that his gf(male)?
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>>86847449
>>86847451
It looks like he’s just pulling into training. Maybe she works at Carrington and he’s giving her a lift.
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>>86847444
>>86847439
No. I hope he gets better but he was average at best today and last season. He looks good going forward but it's a mirage. And "decent crossing" is being a '90s brainlet. His crosses need more disguise and placement, not just aimlessly slinging them in
>>
Proper made up for Shaw

Lad deserves it
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>>86846655
But why do people hate Liverpool?
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>>86840847
Are you retarded? AP wasn't playing in Martial's position, Alexis was. AP was sitting deeper where Matic usually plays. Except we didn't have Matic due to surgery, and AP is a much better player than McTominay or Fellaini.
>>
Mourinho played 4 academy players tonight. Why doesn’t he get any credit for that?
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>>86848146
He played them because he has no other choice. Overall, he is pure shit when it comes to youth development or nurturing younger players. That's why he regularly goes for geriatrics like Alderweireld. He wants older, mature players who can get plugged in and go. No long term vision, nothing.
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>>86847594
This, he still has potential to be class. He just needs faith from his manager for once.
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>>86846786
Better than Swansea you fat retard. Don't reply to me.
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>>86846431
It's one fucking game you mong.. and he only scored a penalty.
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>>86848146
If that includes Pogba as an academy player I'll fucking rip you god damn head off faggot
>>
WHEN YOU WALK~
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>>86848297
But swansea won the same trophy in 2013 so no.
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anyone got a download for the first MOTD?

I want to watch the boys talk about Man Utd for 2 hours straight
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>>86848582
MOTD isn't on until Saturday night m8
>>
Lads, rate my bet
Watford vs Brighton -2.5
Nottingham forest wins
Worwerhampton vs Everton both score
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>>86848685
Gambling is haram
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>>86848375
>You now remember Michu the GOAT.
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>>86839353
Who cares they replaced championship tier boomers with players like Chambers, Schurrle, Mitrovic and Mawson
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>>86840613
Out
Cardiff
Huddersfield
Bournemouth
Possibly out
Watford
Brighton
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>>86840405
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>>86848375
Oh yeah I forgot Swansea has won a champions league and didn't get relegated to the championship. Leave your trip on 190kg.
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>>86845895
Fulham vs Crystal Palace will be based
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>>86849325
I'm excited as fuck to watch Fulham
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>>86846786
Based 190cm blowing the fuck out of s*ousers
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>>86849325
Redpill me on this rivalry, is there anything there any history of animosity?
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>>86849410
both london teams
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>>86849468
No shit, I’m asking if there’s any particular animosity like fulham and chelsea.
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>>86849485
not really because fulham and chelsea are neighbors and palace is further south
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>>86849410
Its just a London derby between 2 smaller clubs, game like those are always comfy especially since its on Craven Cottage and its Fulhams first PL game since 4 years and with a whole new squad. Also its gonna be even nicer for me because Fulham coach is Jokanovic and on the pitch Mitrovic will play for Fulham while Milivojevic will play for Crystal Palace i even think hes captain now could be wrong
>>
based Vardy always score against top teams
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>>86849598
Yeah thats why he bangs them in for england....
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>>86850081
He hardly got in lad
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>>86850081
nobody can feed striker in englel
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>>86850143
>>86850238
John Stones scored 2 goals. In the same match. Not really an excuse lad when he can do this.
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>>86850334
i know this, you know this; southgate insisted on >muh sterling
>>
Dunno whomstv'eve to watch today. 1st Day games always suck because no team ever players all their new signings. Wolves won't. Palace won't, hell, only three of their new signings are even fit. I guess Fulham vs CP is the game to watch, then Wolves vs Everton. I don't think Huddersfield will beat Chelsea so that's pointless.

Alireza Jahanbakhsh might be fun to watch for Brighton.
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>>86848644
>tfw going to miss the first MOTD
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>>86840064
funny that the Everton part shows the Royal Liver building Everton just moved in
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it's Caturday boys
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>>86852025
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>>86852025
>>86852033
C U T E
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>>86852054
For you
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>>86852025
I like cats.
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>Pogba
>Periera
>Rashford
>McTominay
Why are united so good at producing players? Why do we call them plastic again
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>>86852025
Caturday still a thing?!
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>>86852075
You better
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>>86852062
>>86852091
NEED to pet them
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>>86852087
Club culture.

It's why Chelsea and Manchester City are terrible for it: they haven't got said culture.
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>>86849117
they haven't been integrated into the squad though.
this strategy of lower midtable or relegation zone EPL teams going into mass spending sprees destroying all chemistry of the squad has been tried before, and I can't recall it working
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>>86852093
>>
Not a fan of this faggy cat posting. It’s still /b/ tier shit
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>>86852121
>this strategy of lower midtable or relegation zone EPL teams going into mass spending sprees destroying all chemistry of the squad has been tried before, and I can't recall it working
As mentioned before, Watford have proven this can work for the past 3 seasons.
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>>86852121
Mitrovic was with them last season
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>>86852135
Nobody forced you to leave plebbit anon
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>>86852121
City?
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>>86852122
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>>86852150
cat themed wank is as reddit as it comes
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>>86852150
Feels likes I’m currently there, some cunts gonna start call them catters and writing like an absolute twat
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>>86852165
the only catters /sp/ is even bothered about is lee cattermole

and he is shit
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>>86852165
Kot or kitters, if you would. Thanks.
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>>86852054
>>86852093
>>86852155
>>
dogchads we out here
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45142214

>Jose Enrique story about his cancer treatment
>Scousers making it all about them in the comments

Typical.
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>>86852165
no es catters, es gato
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>>86852118
>wanting a culture where you spend £100m on a player from your own academy
laughing out loud here
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>>86852165
>>86852135
cannot imagine being this new

gtfo
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>>86852207
only dog posts I appreciate are about shitbulls.
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>>86852218
well that was a fuck-up all considered

but it's still notable that out of last year's top 6 only 2 of them don't really promote their youth
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>>86852227
Phil Foden is gonna make a monkey out of you
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>>86852246
>1 player
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>Shaggy and Velma date in Mystery Inc
>6'0 vs 4'9
This is creepy. If they didn't break up because Shaggy doesn't give a fuck about women I'd say it was odd.

>>86852227
Who's the two? City and United? Arsenal did a fair few. Chelsea did RLC? Pool did Robertson and Arnold-doublename. Spurs? Which is a 'youth' by definition? Or you considering the team full of youth promoted? Also Sterling should leave Spurs; he isn't gonna get games.
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>>86852266
>Robertson
>Liverpool youth player
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>>86852279
Oh right yeah he's 24 too. Never mind.
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I betted my lunch money on spurs and chelsea.
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fred didn't even look like a footballer last night
would even rather herrera in my team
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>>86852266
>Chelsea did RLC?
he got loaned to palace last season and is currently behind barklel
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is 2018 the year pogba finally escapes his brothers shadow?
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>>86852336
w-why are these players running
i-cant take this 10c heatwave
w-why isnt lester in the ukraine
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>>86852356
when Man Utd buy Hazard, Kante, Erikson and Alderweireld this January Pogba will finally be unlocked

Keep making your little jokes sad ABU
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>>86852312
Your not gonna get much back on that surely, what’s the point of even doing it
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Liverpool has the highest net spend in Europe this summer. If they don’t win a major trophy they’re officially out of excuses.
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>>86852266
>there are still people who think Velma is curvy, and that her sweater weight isn't just that
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>>86852378
Just to spice things up while watching.
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>>86852381
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https://youtu.be/PawJvmySZOw

>/v/tard steals aircraft and crashes it
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>>86852390
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AbMhkdKZSgQ
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how come they don't bring in foreign refs to improve the standard
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>>86852263
yet when city had a few academy players in the first team, united fans just laughed and said that was cos they're shit

almost like you're a cancer on the game itself, offering nothing but scorn and bitterness because your club's success warped you. Still though, at least you have >mouyes
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>>86852449
difference between doing it when they're shit and when they're good
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>>86852467
the difference is united fans had a go at them for being shit and now are having a go at them for being good? no wonder nobody likes you
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>>86852163
>>86852165
The utter state of redditors trying to fit in and failing miserably
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>>86852449
>Finishing second with a bunch of academy players vs getting relegated with a bunch of academy players
>WHY IS NO ONE PRAISING US FOR BEING SHIT
Real commundrum
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>mfw falseflagging as a customer because the scousers are fucking desperate to give (You)s
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>>86852494
>mfw doing the same
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>>86852449
>because your club's success warped you.
Ironic that a City fan is saying this.
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>>86852494
>Bournemouth is put ahead of Arsenal
Um. Sweaty. Arsenal is alphabetically before Bournemouth. That's just a meme list.
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>>86852500
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>>86852492
except he didn't want praise. The way I know that is because I can actually read the thread, and don't have to rely on your cowardly lies

you fat cunt haha
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>>86852449
>>86852479
Just imagine being a Manure "fan"
>can't brag about success because they've been completely eclipsed by City
>can't brag about history because that's what they mocked Liverpool fans for
>can't brag about attacking football because they score less than Bournemouth, let alone top 6 teams
>can't brag about money because despite all the noodle and tractor sponsorships, no elite players would even consider playing for them now
>m-muh academy players (even though Trashford, Tominay and the third guy are garbage, and Pogba was developed elsewhere only to be bought back for 105m)
Top myself to be honest mate
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Man I missed the game yesterday.
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>>86852533
Just imagine having Stockholm Syndrome for a club not even on the same landmass as you.

How embarrassing.
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>>86852533
>Hes still sore
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>>86852554
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>>86852401
Boring
IMAGINE liking cringey 'funny' videos like that you melt. You work for 442oons?
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>>86852492
>spend 500m on your team
>b-but our academy players! we're a proper hardworking club with family values! doesn't matter the only academy shitter we play regularly we bought back for a world record fee!!
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>>86852514
>>because your club's success warped you.
>Ironic that a City fan is saying this.
15 year old detected. Any actual adult would know how hilarious such a post is, seeing as we all had to live through 10+ years of customers being absolutely insufferable cunts, up and down the country

you reap what you sow you prawn sandwich munching faggot




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