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there's BUNDESLIGA today if you like it or not

>20:30 Dortmund - Frankfurt

/bestbundes/
>18:30 Rainycastle - Dynamo Dynamit
>18:30 Poonion Berlin - Nozzlecastle
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You sure took your time Thorsten.
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I'm Ronny, not Thorsten
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also I miss Taktiktuchel ;_;
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Dort Mund
[spoiler]Pfeil nach unten[/spoiler]
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>mööp mööööööp
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>muuuh la dolce vita
Did he also drive like this through the pittoresque Gelsenkirchen?
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people in Gelsenkirchen are too drunk to use motor vehicles
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>>87517583
nah he used a shopping cart instead
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Dortmund 0 - 0 Bankfurz

glad I could save your time
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Dortmund 3 - 0 Frankprut
JBL hat trick
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wo bleibt das Geld
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Türkenhunde RAUS
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>>87517849
those are clearly birbs
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>denmark with the toxic nationalism again
ugh
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>>87517677
He said Gelsenkirchen, not LA
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>>87517110
qtqtqtqtqtqt
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what do you think is Götze eating right now
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Nutella
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eat, not drink
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yes yes jz 1 gemütliche zeitverschwendung
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La Vuelta and F1 training
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>>87517110
muttmuttmuttmuttmuttmuttniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
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When is Korkut getting sacked?
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in the morning
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Who will win today?
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>>87517495
>>87519925
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>>87519925
all draws
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jtzt 0n schnarchtastisches 0-0
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>egg-egg as the final score
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fresse, fettschw0n
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Hello, I am here now
Frankfurt wins 1:0 or 2:1, Hütter is already on his redemption arc
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>>87520292
really?
I'm soooooooooooooooooo selling then
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>>87520177
Stfu Muhammad
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>>87520320
t. fan of a non publicly traded football AG who's SEETHING that he doesn't get a fair share of his club's profits
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>>87520382
my condolences
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Götze false nine will score 5 today.
t. Nuri S., lifelong /bundes/ poster and insider
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>>87520481
inshallah
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jz 1 Gewitter
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>>87517068
nobody cares about your one team pub league
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>>87520829
I know but this is about the bundes
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>>87520829
Sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of trumpets and your cassette player on a trolley
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>>87520829
Don't you have to defend penaldo in some other threads?
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>>87517756
>>87517796
>>87519952
>>87520020
>>87520292
>>87520481

2-1 tdy
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quick, give results of 2. bundes today
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0 - 0
1 - 7
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paco alcacer hat trick incoming today, lads

bet your house on it
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nvm I did this

Regensburg - Dynamo Dresden (Doppelte Chance) --> 1X
FC Union Berlin - Duisburg (Spiel) --> 1

watch it happen
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>betting on games with a Trainereffekt
beginners mistake, anything could happen
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>>87521073
no, destiny has spoken. watch it happen
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aua aua mein gesicht
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is Tuchel any good?
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>>87521465
really good at tactics, really bad at signing players
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Ten minutes late but fuck it. 19:09 Uhr Echte Liebe!

First strat for AlCACA today. Hope Pulisic is back fit innit.
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>>87521475
>really good at tactics
They said that about Emery, turned out he was way worse than Laurent Blanc (who was really good)
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>>87521465
He will win you League. He might win the Cup but he won't stand a chance in the CL. Simple as.
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>irrelevant game today
sad!
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>>87521572
>he won't stand a chance in the CL
knew it
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>>87521510
lel, who said that about Emery? Tuchel is the most tactical man alive as well as a fashion icon.
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>>87521597
thank god they kicked him out
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>muh points per game
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>>87521628
you arrogant Piefke just underrate him, he made the maximum with the shit players he had
Peter Stöger Trainergott
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>>87521597
>who said that about Emery?

everyone
>muh video tacticyàn
>muh super technical using radars and GPS on training

Emery was pathetic
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>>87521628
>14 games when everybody else imploded
Tuchel's first Dortmund season was probably the best football we've seen since 2013
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> Bürki - Diallo, Delaney, Reus ©, Akanji, Dahoud, Philipp, Piszczek, Wolf, Schmelzer, Bruun Larsen

Just kill me already.
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I literally told you >>87517756
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>>87521681
>Tuchel's first Dortmund season was probably the best football we've seen since 2013
true, especially the attacking 433 he played in the first half
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>Delaney
>Wolf
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>>87521774
> Bruun Larsen
> Dahoud
...
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Why are they playing Fabian when they wanted to ship him off to Turkey 2 weeks ago?
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worst better in /bundes/ has spoken
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Ka...ga...wa...?
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>>87521597
>take over best team in league
>winning ratio 61%
wew imagine Tuchel not winning even two in three games with PSG
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kagawa? more like Kagohome haha am i right lads?
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frankfurt is mainz tier now
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>>87521700
Wo ist Fettie?
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>>87521941
Starting eleven doesn't contain enough blacks
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>>87521949
trainieren
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>no pulisic
>no sancho nacho
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anime RAUS
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Anime REIN.
Rheinländer RAUS.
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>>87521941
Dortmund is Frankfurt from last season tier
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Kagawa doesn't even Make bench anymore
Where is Kagawa going next lads?
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>>87522107
Mainz
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>>87522094
t. reinVARd
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Who is that sweety on FS1? I want to lick her fuckin arsehole.
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>>87522143
that's Streich, not reinVARd
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>>87521597
>>87521628

I quite don't understand why borussen "fans" still haven't set up an revolution to get rid of alki watzke up to this point. Instead, they still cheer schmelzer. I'm no expert, but in my world this qualifies for a serious mental illness.
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>>87522207
>Rheinländer RAUS

that is not Streich
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>>87522192
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>>87522225
this zoomer
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>>87521029
How do you feel right now?
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>>87521029
in the future just give the money to me instead
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>>87522243
it was a close call
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my 00 are closer to my rectum
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what is schmelzer even good at?
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Early >Bürki posting just in case.
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>>87522327
playing the ball to the opponent
running a lot
getting rid of coaches
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>>87522327
getting coaches fired
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>>87522037
animu gurls in one-piece swimwear and pubus pl9x!
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>>87522327
There are not so many good LB we can actually afford that are not as shitty as Schmelzer. Plus he has a voice @Aki at the Skattisch.
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Sup bros
/comfy/ end of day watching bundes
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This >>87522349 is what I >>87522222 mean.

Checked myself anyway, lads.
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Is Rebic on Streik or what happened to him? Autoschieberey with Gaudino?
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>be on train
>6 minutes have passed since kickoff
>ticker is still at minute 1
sport1 needs to fire whatever 70 year old Gichtboomer is in charge of the updates
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Why do schmelzer and pisscheck still get to be starters?
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>>87522396
muh we can't get better players for those positions even though at least 6 other teams in the bundes can
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>>87522387
>Rebic

Adduktorenbeschwerden
Rückkehr unbekannt
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>>87522375
Does Portugal have winters or would one be able to commute to work by motorcycle every day of the year? Asking for a friend.
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>no alcacer
and then they'll lose, cry and wonder why
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hab gepupst jz
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>>87522398
Pisscheck is alright. He's a solid player. Schmelzer is the mystery.
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>>87522429
We do have winter, sometimes it gets really cold and rains a lot, but it never snows so I think your friend would be fine
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will this be a 0-0 again?
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>>87522472
yeah
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>>87522456
My friend says: Thank you based portubro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09PEs0Z40MQ
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>>87522472
>implying Frankfurt won't lose 5-0

>>87522477
He is welcome. I love Germany and German football culture
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>m-muh gelbe wand!!
>hear only Frankfurt
lmao yellow cucks btfo yet again at home
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MIT DEM GELD KAUF ICH MIR UHREN VON HUBLOT
DEN SQ7 KANN MAN LEASEN IHR SEID BROKE
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Who the fuck are Wolf and Bruun Larsen? They sound like custom names from a football game that didn't have the license.
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>>87522506
Is the gelbe wand a meme?
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Frankfurt pressing high. bvb tactics in klopp era
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>>87522517
>le good for one season at Frankfurt man
>le talented Danish teenager
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>>87522538
It's called Chaospressing, we /SV Grödig/ now
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>>87522448
they'll draw but yeah
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>>87520874
>>87520878
QUACK!
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Fuck i miss the action and passion of the klopp and tuchel times. look at this shit now. 11 Instagram models passing like schoolgirls. no fight in them.
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>>87522523
At some point in the last 10 years it was more that a meme. It isn't anymore though.
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yeah i saw that webm too. very nice
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>have no creativity at all
>can't even get a proper chance against Frankfurt and Hannover
they should sign Kagawa, Götze or Weigl
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How come denmark still didn't make any N'Dicka jokes?
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too drunk
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>>87522644
More like indicier haha but no seriously I assumed the game wasn’t on tv but it seems like someone actually bought the rights so I’m watching now
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based Cool Wine Aunt
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>schmelzer crosses

...
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m0ne 0nwürfe sind gefährlicher als Schmelzers flanken um mal ehrlich zu s0n
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bruun larsen has been ass so far
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>Borussia verbindet
Based
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goalllll
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who needs a striker looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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*yawns*
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Lucien Favre out
Brett Favre in!

I bet he could have the Vamos! effect from Zidane.
Meanwhile 1-0 IU'm still for Brett Favre in!
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>Brain freeze in front of goal
Why even stand there if you're not going to clear the ball
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>Dario Dumic plays for Dynamo Dresden
Huh, forgot about him
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>>87522587
why would you care anymore when you have all the money in the world
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Draxler has scored for PSG
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>>87522682
I l0k you
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>>87522739
The things tactics can do...
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>Tuchel will make Draxler to the man Reus was supposed to be
not sure how i feel about this
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Really good game by Dahoud so far. Might he actually be growing a brain?
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>>87522682
Are you sitting in a roll stool, Kristina lmao!
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0 0 0 0
eeeefff zeeeh baaaayern müncheeeen
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>>87522785
He is actually just a political message to Chemnitz.
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>versus st. étienne
W O A H
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actually a really good goal
https://streamable.com/7w0hw
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Literally fell asleep watching Dortmund
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>>87522810
wait, Dahoud stabbed a man?
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>>87522833
US and A. isnt it like 3pm over there?
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jeden wochenende almans klatschen walla
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>>87522832
shit goalkeeping
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i like bruun larsen. he is the only guy in dortmund able to do speculative passes. literally everyone else can only pass directly.
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>>87522860
Actually game started at 1330 here.
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>>87522860
thats our resident mutt larper m8
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>dfw kein Kagawa, der Pässe in den Raum spielt
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are u in commiefornia esé?
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WHO IS SHE?????????????
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some 1 you'll never have
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>Hakimi still hasn't played a single minute

and that's a good thing
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>>87522883
Working 4 on 3 off. 12 hour shifts.
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>>87522925
Looks like that champions League fixtures event host
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Ne heiße Mutti ... Mutti ... kapierst du? xD
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>>87522967
she's a tanned german
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yeah thats actually a good goal considering its ligue UGH
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>>87522925
Kate Abdo
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>>87522960
is this you?
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pulisic injured or sold to liverpool already?
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>>87522960
based méxicANO
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Based Bavarian Octoberfest on FS1. I bet there won't be any terrorism alert strip naked kind of stuff.
Thanks AfD!
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>>87523000
he doesn't fit in that cage
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>>87522994
>Kate Abdo
Wait she undestands German? Based and redpilled gril. Would lick her fockin arsehole.
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>Nugenix
Somebody probably should have said that out loud before approving the name
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#Volkszorn

http://www.tt.com/panorama/verbrechen/14789001-91/beleidigende-flugbl%C3%A4tter-verteilt-wildes-schimpfen-auf-piefke.csp
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Even based Alexi Lalas thinks Bundesliga is boring.
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>>87523006
Pretending to be injured while klopp prepares the fax machine.
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++Joke of the day +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

Everyone turns and looks at them.

The yuppies, college students, and fat lesbians instantly form an angry mob of militant atheists and attack the hateful priest. He has pieces of his clothes and hair ripped off and barely escapes with his life.

The rabbi pays no attention and sits down and asks the bartender if he has kosher drinks and cups.

Obviously the answer is no. He responds he'll sue for religious intolerance and get the bar shut down by the city or drive it into bankruptcy through lawyer fees.

So the bartender gives him some expensive organic Bavarian beers on the house and gets everyone else in the bar to chip in $425 worth of cash donations to the Rabbi for renovations of the Holocaust museum.
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>KAMPF UND SIEGEN
I thought this was a MLS meme
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>>87523060
Ösis literally getting triggered by big strong Germans eating a Stulle... in all seriousness, how fucking pathetic are you guys?
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its kämpfen und siegen for you mister
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>>87523106
Very promissing. Can't wait for the second part deBu
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>>87523060
>hating on lidl

ELMO ALDER
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>>87523106
>german """"""""""""humour"""""""""
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>>87523060
lamo rent free in ur country
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>>87523130
„1. Ihr habt eh kaum Geld zum Ausgeben und bringt nur billige und ungesunde Lidl-Brotzeit mit. Vor allem die Allgäuer und andere Grenzgänger. 2. Wir brauchen und wollen euch Deutsche in Tirol/Österreich nicht!! Merkt ihr das nicht!? Ihr verursacht bei uns im Land nur Lärm, Staus, Müll, Dreck und schlechte Laune. Wir mögen euch wirklich nicht! Kapiert das doch endlich.“
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>>87523060
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>Auch das gemeinsame Idiom, das Alemannische, sei verbindend. Dies könne er auch als Privatperson mit Fug und Recht behaupten.

basierter Tiroler Kamerad
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>>87523170
>ihr bei uns
Please someone tell me ösis don't really think they are an ethnic people.
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„1. Ihr habt eh kaum Geld zum Ausgeben"

MEME

ist arbeitslos :DDDDDDDDD
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>>87523060
almans in a nutshell vallah
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>>87523211
ich kusse dein hals bruder
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larsen is kill
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>>87523199
no, not really, but certainly an independent nation
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Didn't look too comfortable to begin with.
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>>87523106
>be german
>read this
>pay meme tax to merkel
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>>87523253
why does a german living in america have to pay meme tax to merkel?
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>>87523253
how's life in commiefornia, Bastian?
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>>87523292
Krautist pls
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lööööööööööööööööööööl
>yellow cucks
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Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian Sebastian
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OH NO NO NO
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> Schmelzer

Ach leckt mich doch alle REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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what a slapstick goal
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OH NO NO NO NO
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Als Boruscha Dortmund muscht du so ein Schpiel natüdlich gewinenn das is ja klar ähh
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Classic dortmund.
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>hurr slapstick goal durr
>already forgot about drtmunds goal
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>you now remember that Trapp plays for Frankfurt
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>nothing happens for 30 minutes
>suddenly a goal
wew
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>wolf
>delaney
>hitz
seriously thoese transfers
sancho is good tho
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WOLFFFFFFF
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>>87523400
Two
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>letting wolf score

lel
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BTFO
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jz 1 Spiel drehen
>>87520292

____________________________
Allgäuer out of Tirol
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Schmelzer practically crying, because he knows his arse was just saved
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>>87523413
well fuck me my stream goes a little slower it seems
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Lol Tf is habbening
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Sancho is the only decent player Dortmund have bought in 3 years and he'll go back to England in a year
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one moment they're ingolstadt, one moment they're real madrid
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Why is Großkreutz actually playing in 3rd bundes but Schmelzer unironically is still playing unironically as a starter on the 2nd (((best
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Can't wait for the next transfer summer. Schmelzer seriously needs to fuck off.
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Schmelzer will survive another 5 coaches, he's unstoppable.
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>56% croat doesnt even know how to pronounce his own name
cant make this shit up
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>>87523431
it's amazing how bad they're at transfers
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>muh heritage
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>>87523436
Why dont they play Gerreiro? Isnt he a fullback in Portugal?
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>Schmelzer
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jz 1 2 3 4 5 Lebkuchen
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>tfw wanted to tipp 3:1
>changed to 2:1
we all know how this is going to end........
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>>87523458
Injured again.
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Schmelzer and Khedira are the Merkels of football
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>>87523458
He's ded again

He needs to stop accepting callups from the NT for a while.
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>96th minute equalizer incoming from frankfurt
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why is Dortmund so obsessed with buying
>le flavor of the month """promising""" 18-20year old
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How old is this guy?
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>>87523492
to sell them later for more money, club economy
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wo ist eigentlich götze?
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>>87523498
24, isn't he? Or did he recently turn 25?
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>>87523503
right
I forgot their biggest goal is to please their shareholders
being the only stock club and all
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Who the heck is Wolf?
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>"jz muss er sich mal ein gönnen"
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The Annihilator of American Donuts
The Butcher of Bratwurst
The Crematorium of Cheeseburger
The Destroyer of Donuts
The Executioner of Eclair
The Finisher of Fried chicken
The Gutter of Garlic bread
The Hitman of Hamburgers
The Imperator of Ice Cream
The Jeoperdizer of Jamon
The Killer of Kompot
The Liquidator of Lasagne
The Menacer of Macaroni
The Necromancer of Nachos
The Owner of Omelette
The Pillager of Pork buns
The Ruiner of Ratatouille
The Slayer of Strüdel
The Terminator of Tofu
The Ultimatum of Udon
The Vandal of Venison
The Wrecker of Waffles
The Xerxes of Xmas Cookies
The Yakuza of Yolk
The Zealot of Zero bars
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>>87523527
lol wat
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>>87523527
jemand hat mich gerufen?
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>>87523492
Cheaper acquisitions. If some turn out OK like dembelel. sell
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FS1 burger commentary is top tier comfy
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>>87523529
The Drinker of Diet Coke
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whomst does Petkobic support in this one?
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other clubs: nice we finished 6th this season
Dortmund: nice our stock went up 2% this season
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>>87523511
His hairline is eriksen tier.

>>87523503
>that will be 70 mil. Mr bartomeu
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>>87523577
Why is he holding Gotze's shirt?
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alcancer
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Wew, that was nice.
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>>87523595
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i knew it................................................i knew it as soon as i changed the tipp........................................................
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Paco My Son!
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>alcancer scores with help of 2 Frankfurt players

Cant make this shit up
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bundes makes batshuayi and paco look good
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>>87523529
>the quarterback of quiche

pls no bully. couldn't come up with something better
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paco paco paco
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>schmelzer passing

...
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remember that yarmolenko blooter
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>Reus hasn't scored a single goal
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>>87523595
he exploded today
F
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i fucking hate tipping so much god damn nigger shit
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told you guys alcacer was a top player

he's basically like lewandoski but without the FAS
the only problem is he looks like a spaniard

he probably has the best minutes to goal/assist ratio in europe
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hab gepupst jz
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based perro alCACA
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Time to remember whoreposter.

He will be missed.
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>>87523665
well fifa kiddies dismiss him saying stuff like "he's only a bench player at barca". not really a disgrace when missi plays your position tßh
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laughing my ass out
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>>87523316
literally not me. also I'm not >The Krautist©
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You now remember Bruun Larsen until the end of your life aboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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>>87523699
He was one of the best. Rip whoreposter, you are now in a better place (in bed with 3d gf)
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>>87523665
Looked good in the few minutes he played.
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>>87523665
thanks! please stay with us, I promise we will not question your spanish spaniardness #neveragain
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Short sellers are sooooo mad right now
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>>87523777
>>87523699
yikes this is pretty pathetic man, nobody cares about you
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>>87523783
typical paco game: few minutes, few touches, creates chances and scores a goal or gives an assist
not sure how it will translate to 90 minutes though

we should have sold munir instead
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>play like shit for 70 minutes
>bring on Witsel, Sancho and Alacacer
>aka an actual midfielder, an actual winger and an actual striker
>play well oll of a sudden
wow Favre is a genius, just wait for him to start Götze next game to silence the media and ruin it all
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>>87523665
what's a FAS?
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pulisic to buyern?
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more like schalke, then wolfsburg, then mainz 05
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>>87523866
Face/Ass/Sex.
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>>87523866
WAF
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Gonna watch a mobie and then sleep lads. Nachti
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>>87523910
gute nacht alder
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>>87523866
it's when a mom drinks too much during pregnancy
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good bye rakesh. and close the window lest mosquitos kill you.
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>>87523894
>this post has been sponsored by
>Heineken
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>>87523910
gute nacht
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>>87523937
Would drink your mums tits during your brothers pregnncy aboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.
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>>87523806
selbstschwuchtel bitte
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Remember the Austrian who often posted those milkers? Great guy
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>>87524197
ich ganz rechts
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Dortmund don't deserve Sancho, he is pretty much the English David Silva
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Twister.1996.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.VC-1.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-Peake.mkv


Geilster Film immer.
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you mean he's pretty much the mexican frank ribery
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>>87524267
That will be €150m plus taxes
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and 15% tip
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>>87524437
I don't want Pulisic too, just Sancho
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Join our official /sp/ footy/soccer server
[https://discord.gg/d5pqTtS]
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>>87524798
LMAO
weirdo
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first decent pic you ever posted
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Not true
See
>>87519925
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yeah that one is shit as usual
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>>87524798
nee du
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See
>>87526140
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Erst kommt Stolz
Dann kommt dein Land
Steine sind Steine
Alle an die Gelb Wand
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good morning

>Paco Alcacer already injured
nothing too big probably but he most likely wont play CL on tuesday
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>thread completely dead until 21:30 yesterday
don't act like you're busy, nerds
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It's 10 am and I was already in Slovenia today and am now back home, ama
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>>87531625
t. refugee
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>>87531625
I sure hope you didn't smuggle a belegtes Brot or LIDL goods across the border
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>>87531741
no, just cigarettes and it wasnt smuggling
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>>87531781
tell that to the judge, punk
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Things that trigger /Bundes/
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>>87521029
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>>87523633
>not The Quixote of Quiche
Poor show
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We should liven this place up a little. Someone should do something outrageous like suck a dick
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>>87532032
what would be your recommendations for today? ready to make up for that slight mistake, a true Einzelfall, yesterday
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>not the Quantum dot of Quark
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>not the Quarry of Quesadilla
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>>87532151
okay i didn't know bundes was interested in such mundane things
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>>87532166
answer me you rancid swine
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untippable games today, you're on your own Anton
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>>87532530
>Anton
kek
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Hangover will draw
Buyern will win

only safe bets today
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we used to sing Anton aus Tirol all day in Kindergarten. gif not related.
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I was just out of elementary school when it came out *sips monster*
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I was already a young teenager and was too cool to find it good despite thinking it is catchy
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>>87532653
This looks literally like sex.
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>>87532891
that's why so many mechanics are gay. They are literally sucking each others Kolben
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>>87532891
t. Numbers (rollig)
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>Frankfurt 1 Dortmund 3
Next Adolf getting btfo'd when?
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>>87532960
after Korkut
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Bayern and Dortmund away is a pretty undankbarer Beginn, he will manage
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...Paderborn in January
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this thread is about to d0 btw
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machst du neue dann Thorsten ja
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>saves bundes





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