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Has /sp/ ever gotten into a fight while playing sports? Here in brazil its pretty common, we take footy way too seriously
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>>87520556
Not everyone is a nigger
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>>87520556
our nigs shoot each other over pickup basketball games somewhere in the US everyday
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>>87520571
You're not a real man until you get into some fights, Cletus.
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>>87520571
Exactly. About 56% of your country is. Then there's the asians, which make up for 42%.
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>>87520556
>>87520592
>>87520595
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>>87520556
I hacked one of my best friends from behind worse than that on a grass pitch, he got up and started chasing me full speed. I was kind of laughing but he wasn't. I wanted no part of that fight although it would have been fairly even.
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>>87520556
Brazil was a mistake
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>>87520599
qual foi hitler kkkkkkkkk fdp
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>brazillians unironically decapitate and quarter refs during soccer matches
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab6_1372968263
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>be amerifat
>go to school
>get shot
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>>87520660
You are probably the only country in the new world that is more violent and subhuman than America.
Imagine being a brazillian

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cannibalistic-prisoners-feast-bbq-human-9682103
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>be amerifat
>play vidya
>get shot
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>>87520556
He deserved it.
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Brazil has proven that millions of monkeys on keyboards will never at any point produce a Shakespearean work.
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>be american
>write comedy
>it's actually a gay guy saying bazzinga
>get shot
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>>87520702
>One of the bare-chested inmates pictured in the video, who made no attempt to hide his face, shouted out repeatedly:
>“Churrasco do PCC” - Portuguese for “PCC Steak.”

okay this is epic
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>be huemonkey
>samefag the same unfunny shit in your thread
>of such subhuman intelligence thinks nobody notices
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>>87520614
DUAS DELICIAS
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>>87520738
Brazil seems like one of those countries where learning to fight is almost mandatory unless you want to get pummeled throughout your life. Especially in the favelas where people are literally fighting for their lives.
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>>87520771
hmmm i wonder what could be behind it
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>>87520556
>tackle on the anckle from behind while playing on concrete
faggot deserved the punch desu
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>be american
>go on a car chase at 20mph
>get shot (not by the cops, but because you drive near a high school)
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>be american
>discuss divegrass with fellow yuropoors
>get shot
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>>87520786
lmao
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>>87520556

>samefagging ur shit thread
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>>87520841
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>>87520786
kek, that was actually funny

t. humor expert
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>>87520625
Which does beg the question; is it possible to ironically decapitate and quarter the ref.
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>>87520899
yes, if you tell the decapitated ref that it was "just a prank bro" afterwards

it makes it legal
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>>87520915
Interesting hypothesis. I think FIFA should commission a study
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>>87520625
That was just friendly banter
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=369UuooNbsc
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>>87521414
Wait a minute Brazil anon! Are you saying that actually was an ironic decapitaion >>87520899
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>>87520702
This is how all prisons should be. If the punishment for a crime involved being locked up with cannibals the crime rate would plummet worldwide.
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>>87520556
The dirty player can't fight. Typical. He should've just apologized
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played as a hokkei goalie, some opponents got real pissy when i did some tripping and hitting their legs with my stick when the ref wasn't looking, but no actual fights apart from pushing and a really light punch or two
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If you don't get in a fight is like you never played.
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i got punched in the face at school for wanting to take my ball home and then the guy i fought told his mom
total bitch move
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>>87520625
>alien autopsy
>moon landing
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3

first one I got into was for a tackle in soccer. I won the ball from some guy who thought he was got shit and he got pissy about it. The fight ended after I landed an elbow and broke his nose. We both were kicked out of the league and I was banned for a year from going back.

the second was when I played football in college at a D2 school. I played linebacker and my fellow linebacker lit up this defenseless receiver when he touched the ball and knocked him out. A few players charged him and I got into it with the tight end. Nothing serious happened, got thrown out.

the last one was a few weeks ago. I was playing soccer with my gf's brother at indoor and someone tackled our friend and snapper his leg. One guy on our team got a broken orbital bone from the fight, and we knocked out two of them.
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some guy pushed into me after i fucked him up in snooker

ended up buying me a pint it was nice and tasted nice
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>mfw as a kid our u-13 team was literally a cliche straight out of an american soccer movie
bunch of average players and one brazilian kid who was on vacation and the best player in the league

the other teams always tried it on with him so our bunch of pretty calm lads had to toughen up and defend him. still got destroyed in the semis though, sad times
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>>87520751
PCC BBQ*





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