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>mr. Tippytoes is still so insecure that he had fifa increase his height

ahahahahhahahahahaha
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HAHAHA LE FIFA MEMES XDDDD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>>/v/ >>>/vg/
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>>87522019
seething but why
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>>87522027
because it exposes cr7's insecurities
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>>87522002
strange considering he's been getting cucked by a manlet his whole career
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>skill moves - five star
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>>87522199
he doesn't fall I guess
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>>87522161
kked
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>>87522199
>my
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>>87522199
>my
From which part of Moberg are you?
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>>87522199
you're balding bro
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>>87522199
Defense too.
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>this random norwegian's physique is rated higher than ronaldo's
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>>87522199
based
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ronaldo's height is, give or take, 1.81m
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>>87522261
Moberg please, we know that it's you.
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>>87522273
he's a small guy
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seriously, what the hell is he thinking, doesnt he realise how obvious it is
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Vegard Leikvoll Moberg is officially /ourguy/
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>>87522261
>market value: 400k euro
based
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>>87522273
been telling this board for months, I work security and have worked at camp nou numerous times

he's a manlet, ~1,80m, just like the pic says

faggets here thought he was 1,90m and accused me of lying lmao
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It's more realistic in game given how high the guy can jump.
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>>87522273
are you actually braindead? do you even know how angles and perspectives work?
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>>87522318
There's a jumping stat for that.
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>>87522261
For me? It has to be, Moberg.
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>>87522329
Yeah but is there a airborne-time stat?
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>still has 90 pace despite his acceleration being shit these days
>still has 90 dribbling even though he hasn’t been good at it for about 7 years
>still has 5 star skill moves

The lengths they go to just to keep him the same rating as Messi is ridiculous
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>>87522368
he was literally the fastest dude in the world cup nigel
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>>87522368
By your logic Messi shouldve been 80 overall if you take Jumping, physical, acceleration, clutchness, weak foot, defense, header
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>>87522293
he's just showing he's being carried by benzema this whole time
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>>87522404
Kroos is high rated and he's terrible at nearly all of that
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M O B E R G
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>>87522308
is true that you work at the camp nou? May I ask how long?
What is the most legendary or eventful memory you got from working there?
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>>87522199
Hello Vegard
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>>87522418
Kek
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>>87522366
you know gravity is a costant, right?
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>>87522320
i do, that's why i said "give or take". all that doesn't had 6 or 7 cm to his height
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>>87522320
He should appear taller in that photo, if anything. He's 1,80m at the very most
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>>87522293
>Be Cristiano
>Be tall
>Be insecure about your height
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>>87522841
It just goes to show you can be a literal mental manlet
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>>87522841
>6’1
>tall

lmao
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>>87522841
>6'1"
>tall
The absolute state of manlets.
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>>87522261
When did you realize that Moberg is the GOAT?
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>>87522985
let's meme him into fame. ManU transfer for $50 millions in 1 year
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>>87522161
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>>87523594
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Ah yes! But messi does not look like this
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>>87522161
APOLOGISE
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>>87523594
>not 5 star skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mucwgc5QE1s
clueless leaf
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>>87523700
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>87523628
>I used to be able to dribble you know
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>>87522199
Better jawline too desu
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>>87523700
>paying 100m and 30m wages for this
LMAO
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>>87522002
Ol' Ronnie is probably a complete stretch at 6'1", no way he is 6'2"
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>>87523594

Hahahah my fucking sides
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>>87522951
>>87522959
lmao fuck this website
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>>87522821
No way. Looks identical to Bale in every single photo together and he's a confirmed 6'1
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Pogba 5 star skills just proves companies pay EA for these ratings
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>fakes height
>pays to get 5 star in skill
>gf is argentinian
>names son after messi's son
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>>87529366
what companies? EA make this shit up so kids spend hundreds/thousands to get the better players online. look at the legends thing, blatant cash grab
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>>87529435
reminder that Junior's idol is Messi and there is nothing Cristiano can do about it
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>>87529492
atleast cr junior knows what skill moves are
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funny how the losers on this board try to cope with ronaldo stealing the shine from their favorite manlet
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>>87522161
>A million left foot blooters
>4 star weak foot
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>>87522002
He is creepy
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when will they learn?
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>>87522308
>1.80m
>manlet
wtf it keeps rising.
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>>87522308
>>87522320
>>87522273
Lmao at these brainlets. He’s not 6’2”, but he’s closer to that than to 1,80. Let God strike me down right now if he’s shorter than 1,84m
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>>87529440
Adidas? Man United Cayman Holdings PLC?

gotta hype up those shirt sales
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>>87529870
>manlet syndrome

he's CLEARLY at least 6ft minimum on the pitch so it's not that. his obsession is with being the best and that obviously includes height in his mind
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>>87529870
It's so fucking cringe and insecure, HAVING to be the tallest in every photo
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What is the best Soccer videogame for someone who only likes MLS (Major League Soccer)?
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>>87522161
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>>87522320
the angles and perspective are exactly the same for him and the car, genius
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>>87529983
You're in luck fernando
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>>87529983
Mario strikers
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>>87522366
>Canadian intellectuals
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>>87530230
honestly amazed this exists and what demand in the late 90s was there for a mls game
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he was never as much of a tall chad as his fans make him out to be. he just looks tall because he always stands next to manlets.
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>>87522019
S E E T H I N G
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>>87523700
ah yes, and the gypsy told us real lost la liga because cr7 was suspended at the beginning of the season
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>>87522273
This. He's 1.8m.. He's a fucking lying manlet baby bitch who whines when his teammates score.
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Sold my PlayStation last year after the last 2 games being unplayably bad.

Is FIFA on PC terrible?
Do you have to pay to play online?
Is 19 as bad as the last few?
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>>87532227
Bolt is 6'5, does he really look 5'10 to you here? You can even see his flat training boots

He's 6'1 easy, maybe close to 6'2 in the morning.
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>>87522273
lmao, not even 6 foot

as with most celebs, you should always remove a couple inches from the height they claim
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>>87529870
Check out the bottom most Portugal squad pic. Half the team is doing it.
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>>87522320
>lithuanian intellectuals
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when u look good in double-breasted suit you aren't manlet anymore.
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>>87522951
>>87522959
>be american
>be obsessed about physicality
>be tall and fat
>get shot
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>>87522308
big, if true
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>>87522261
how is a 62cm manlet an international soccer player?
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>>87532964
fifa against ableism
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>>87522002
He’s a mental Manlet, probably what makes him so successful. So butthurt all the time and insecure that he can’t stop working to improve
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Yeah he's grown an inch since being with Dybala, not in height though
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11
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>>87522019
t. Ronaldo7inho
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>>87533297
Well Italian food is tasty
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>>87522261
pls stop moberg
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When will they learn?
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>>87529945
>6'0 not king of the manlets
kek when will they learn, 6'4 masterrace reporting in
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>>87529870
he just reeks of insecurity
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>>87522261
moberg more like mogberg
manletaldo btfo
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>>87540274
>tfw no daddy Ibra





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