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Kovac ERSCHISSEN edition
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geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning
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>>88164658
>shit transfer politics
>kovac's fault
kalle and uli are shit
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>>88164767
yes hello Gerd
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*wins*
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it's unironically the Handyverbot. it's obvious that the overpaid sissies would never abstain from their minions memes and instagram attention-whoring and that's how Kovac immediately lost the locker room.
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>>88164780
This! Btw. 2 <30 millions granaten incoming by the winter break.
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>>88164827
this. taking away 24/7 social media from a low iq asshole like boateng is practically a declaration of war
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>Stuttgart appointing weinzierl

What do I think about it, lads?
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>>88164767
A-are you back or are you am imposter?
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>>88165249
why did you call me an imposter?
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>Der frühere HSV-Vorsitzende Heribert Bruchhagen wurde am Sonntagabend deutlich und lieferte eine Erklärung für Magaths verbale Grätschen, die dem einstigen Spieler und Trainer der Hamburger nicht gefallen dürften. "Felix ist sehr außenstehend. Er leidet darunter, dass er nicht mehr im Geschäft ist. Er leidet darunter, dass er beim HSV immer wieder Annoncen aufgegeben hat, aber man hat sich nicht für ihn entscheiden können", so Bruchhagen bei "Sky 90", und deswegen "fallen seine Kommentare über den HSV durchweg zynisch aus".
based and redpilled
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>>88165354
didn't expect him to defend us thought he would Join Magath desu
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>>88165170
"meh"
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>>88165436
Bruchhagen was one of the better bosses we had recently tßh, actually quite a shame that he's gone but I guess HSV first had to actually relegate for the board to seek stability.
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https://bundesligapotm.easports.com/

who's your bundesliga player of the month /bundes/?
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*wins /bundes/*
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>Buttfart went for Weinzierl
literally the most boring option available
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>
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>>88165714
who else was realistically available for them?
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>dosen't
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Götze is Potm of course, he scored a goal
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>Götze to Werder
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>>88165794
Klinsmann
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>>88165794
Korkut
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unpopular opinion: Klinsmann is actually a good coach for an upper midtable club
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>>88164658
Is he shooting at god?
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based on what?
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I have absolutely no knowledge of how he did when he coached Germany, but the work he did with the usmnt was actually great. He maximized everything he had at his disposal, and realistically nobody could have done more with what he had to work with
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LOTHAR IN
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>>88165550
Alcaca
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bundes more like bunded
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Hasenhüttl should go to Stuttgart tbqh
He is not good enough for anything bigger, despite what he thinks of himself
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Hey guys can I watch your league?
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>>88166915
wow that was mean
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>>88166915
He is and he will take over Bayern after the coming losses in the next games
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Neue Folge

https://soundcloud.com/fussballmml/die-krisn-e08-saison-1819
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>the fucking nerves to post MML
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>no
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>>88166915
Weinzierl to Stuttgart is confirmed already.
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Bunnysheddl to schalke?
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>>88167124
Bayern, Schalke or United
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Tedesco to Bayern
Kovac to Schalke
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>>88167187
>Bayern,
His style of play couldn't be any worse for the geriatric Bayern team though
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>>88165788

Let me guess who didn't win the league that year either
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>>88167214
lel
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>>88167213
he will be the one to retire the geriatrics, including Müller, and to make Gnabry Granatbry again
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>again
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he was pretty granatig at Hoffenheim at times
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>>88167261
so was Uth
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>>88167236
Gnabry is more of a firecracker.
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Today, 18:00, Danske fodboldkvinder play thendutch national team in the WC qualifier playoff.

http://sport.tv2.dk/fodbold/2018-10-05-danske-fodboldkvinder-faar-stryg-i-holland-i-vm-playoff

Denmark posts lineups and stream.
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>>88168213
boringtastisch
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fuck off not-tom
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>>88168235
>not-tom
based and 'no'
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>>88166931
You're playing in it, silly Arjen.
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>Uli Hoeneß hat sich vor dem Augsburger Landgericht für einen Mann ausgesprochen, der heimlich Fotos von ihm im Gefängnis gemacht haben soll. "Ich habe kein Interesse, dass der Angeklagte verurteilt wird", sagte der Fußballmanager laut der "Augsburger Allgemeinen".
>Hoeneß' ehemaliger Mithäftling war im Jahr 2017 zu einer vierzehnmonatigen Freiheitsstrafe verurteilt worden. Das Gericht sah es als erwiesen an, dass der 49-Jährige mit einer Minikamera in einem Kugelschreiber heimlich Fotos des Managers geschossen hatte. Veröffentlicht wurden die Bilder nicht. Gegen das Urteil war der Mann in Berufung gegangen.
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that's nice of him, razor has it bad enough.
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>>88165170
>hey were 18th, who should we hire?
>maybe the guy who almost relegated Schalke?
>sounds good
dont know what could go wrong
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>>88168385
well they hired Korkut before so...
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>>88168213
Uhh it’s on DR1, the main public channel here.
I don’t have the Dutch lineup.
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Denmark lazy again so here the update:

5' 1:0 Nadim PG
7' 1:1 Beerensteyn
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SHHHHIIIIIIEEEEEEEETTTTT!
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BREAKING: LIVEFOOTAGE FROM THE SÄBENER STRASSE IN MUNICH
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>>88168614
kek
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>>88168485
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>>88168614
ER IST ERSCHOSSEN WORDEN IM WAHRSTEN SINNE DES WORTES
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>You are gonna support Holland, right Anon???
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>>88168869
based roordposter
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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Denbot does it again
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>beaten by denbot again
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>scriptmark
ugh
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>ugh poster posting again
ugh
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>shitmark
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>>88165866
THIS .
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>>88170269
RARE
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muslims out pls
t.AfD
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>>88169385
>02
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*saves bundes with one of his many clever postings*
*austrians*
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>Goretzka out so they bring Gnabry instead
would have a laff if he gets injured
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Löw out
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Oh damn, Weinzierl really IS their new coach
I thought you guys were still speculating
I will believe everything I read on /bundes/ from now on
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>>88172048
>Out: Gündogan, Reus, Petersen, Havertz, Rüdiger, Trapp, Goretzka
>In: Leno, Gnabry, Can

olmo
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>Löw to Bayern
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I honestly will never watch another match from DIE MANSCHAFT again, when Müllel gets the call-up. I'm probably gonna miss the Euros 2020, but whatever.
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>>88172194
You are gay
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>>88172373
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>getting worked up over a hash tag
why do ultras have so much misplaced anger?
and why do they have to push it all into normal fans faces?
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>>88172760
what habbend?
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>>88172796
idk.
can't stand the agressive nagging around the #zsmn/Die Mannschaft shit
like teams never marketed themselves
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>>88171689
based
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>mfw Schulz vs Mbappé
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>>88173100
*rüdigers mbrapper*
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>>88173100
neger wegschulzen
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I'll be truly surprised if the manshaft doesnt get utterly btfo in at least 1 of those 2 games.
the thing that pisses me off the most tho is that even at a 7-1-like blowout, the dfb will then just blame it on injuries and not löw
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You'll vote for me to win the Kopa, right?
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>Quaresma to Buyern
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stop posting this shit
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>>88175366
memes
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>>88175389
Kill yourself
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>>88175186
Wurstl wants Ronaldinho
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>>88175387
but they did want him, he chose dortmund
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Müller, Boateng, Reus and ___?????
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>>88175872
>but they did want him, he chose dortmund
t. dorftrottel
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nachti
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good night bundass
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good morning bundass
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Good morning germanics/slavs/muzzies
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It's night time, shut up retards
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>t. Refugee
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>>88177390
sup, dorftrottel?
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uplandbazi (You)
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good meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerning
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why is this retard (we all know who's meant) allowed in here?
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>>88185943
>we all know who's meant
English of a retard hehe
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>>88177390
>he was too young back in 2012 to know
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barbarian meateaters btfo

>>88186202
tßh I dont remember either, did Bayern actively try to buy him?
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zeit.de/sport/2012-01/reus-wechsel-dortmund

yup, Bayern wanted him
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Henrik Pedersen has been sacked as head coach of Eintracht Braunschweig.

FC Midtjylland's head coach Jess Thorup (ex pro for Uerdingen and Wacker Tirol) is due to take charge for AA Gent.
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André Schubert is now Head Coach for Einracht Braunschweig
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quack?
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Muh.
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>Unterdessen geht der Poker der internationalen Top-Klubs um Aaron Ramsey los!

>Der Arsenal-Star, dessen Vertrag am Saisonende ausläuft, wird die Gunners laut englischen Medienberichten verlassen – und wäre damit im kommenden Sommer ablösefrei zu haben.

>Das italienische Portal „CalcioMercato“ berichtet, dass der 27-Jährige daher heiß begehrt ist. Neben Inter und AC Mailand sollen auch Juventus Turin, Tottenham, Atlético und Liverpool an Ramsey interessiert sein – und Bayern München! Der zentrale Mittelfeldspieler steht schon seit über zehn Jahren bei den Londonern unter Vertrag und konnte sich mit dem Klub nun nicht mehr auf eine Verlängerung einigen.

>Buyern fishing for free Granaten again
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>FC Bayern wohl an Außenstürmer Nicolas Pepe vom OSC Lille interessiert

>Der FC Bayern ist nach Informationen der Sport Bild an einer Verpflichtung von Nicolas Pepe vom OSC Lille interessiert.

>Dem Bericht zufolge sei der Name des Ivorers zuletzt häufiger an der Säbener Straße diskutiert worden. Der 23-Jährige soll demnach im kommenden Sommer das Erbe von Arjen Robben oder Franck Ribery beim deutschen Rekordmeister antreten.

>In diesem Sommer stand Pepe bereits kurz vor einem Wechsel zu Olympique Lyon. Die Vereine hatten sich schon auf eine Ablösesumme über 30 Millionen Euro geeinigt, der Rechtsaußen verweigerte aber einen Transfer und hofft nun wohl auf ein lukrativeres Angebot von einem europäischen Topklub.

>Auch Schalke 04, der FC Barcelona und Manchester United sollen sich in der vergangenen Transferperiode nach dem gebürtigen Franzosen erkundet haben.

>Pepe startete bei Lille überragend in die neue Saison und schoss in neun Ligaspielen sechs Tore und bereitete sechs weitere vor.

>Buyern stealing players from >schalke's scouting list
LEMUR
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>

Remember when they were "close" to signing the Arsenal granate Sanchez? Actually dodged a bullet there.
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>Bayern, Schalke, Barcelona, United
One thing is not like the other
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>>88175258
>only the Boateng has lips
lomer
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>Kovac wanted Kevin Vogt and Tante Rebic
>deemed not good enough by Wurstl+Rolex
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>>88186239
Ofcourse they did. He was at like 80% at tm.de. The Bauern fans were gloating about a player born in Dortmund was going to Buyern.

Then Reus said, "I choose to go to Dortmund". Something that shocked everyone.
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>tm.de
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>>88185943
just ignore and dont give him any (You)'s fren
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I want Fußie and I want it now.
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>Horst Hrubesch wird die deutsche Frauenfußball-Nationalmannschaft auch in den letzten beiden Länderspielen des Jahres am 10. November in Osnabrück gegen Italien und am 13. November in Erfurt gegen Spanien betreuen.

>Grund ist, dass seine Nachfolgerin Martina Voss-Tecklenburg mit der Schweiz die Playoff-Finalspiele um das letzte europäische WM-Ticket erreichte. Die Partien gegen Europameister Niederlande finden am 5. und 13. November statt. Die 50-jährige Voss-Tecklenburg dürfte ihren Job als Bundestrainerin somit frühestens am 1. Dezember antreten.

>"Martina kann selbst entscheiden, wann sie einsteigt", sagte Hrubesch noch am Samstag nach dem 3:1-Sieg gegen Österreich in Essen. Er hatte die DFB-Frauen nach der Trennung von Steffi Jones in diesem März übernommen und als Interimscoach zur WM-Endrunde in Frankreich (7. Juni bis 7. Juli 2019) geführt. Das Team gewann unter Hrubesch alle sechs Länderspiele. Ende des Jahres scheidet der 67-Jährige beim DFB dann endgültig aus.

>Voss-Tecklenburg erreichte die Playoff-Finals mit den Schweizerinnen dank des 1:1 im Halbfinal-Rückspiel gegen Belgien (Hinspiel 2:2) am Dienstag. Geraldine Reuteler vom Bundesligisten 1. FFC Frankfurt (23. Minute) erzielte die Schweizer Führung, ehe Tine De Caigny (77.) die Partie in Biel noch einmal spannend machte. Die Niederlande setzten sich in der Neuauflage des EM-Finals von 2017 mit zwei Siegen (2:0, 2:1) gegen Dänemark durch.

Based Horst. Why don't they want to keep him and hire some lesbian shitter instead. I heard that most of the key players like him and would prefer for him to stay.
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didn't read
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mot<
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>Medien: 80 Millionen? FC Bayern heiß auf Inter-Star

>Nach der Krise in der Fußball-Bundesliga arbeitet der FC Bayern München bereits angeblich am Umbruch. Wie die italienische "Tuttosport" berichtet, fasst der deutsche Rekordmeister dabei Milan Skriniar von Inter Mailand ins Auge.

>Doch für den Innenverteidiger müssten die Münchner wohl tief in die Tasche greifen. Denn wie das Blatt weiter berichtet, fordert Inter, wo der Slowake noch bis 2022 unter Vertrag steht, eine Ablösesumme von rund 80 Millionen Euro.

>Darüber hinaus soll auch Manchester United aus der englischen Premier League um die Dienste des 23-Jährigen werben. So könnte es zu einem Zweikampf um den robusten Defensivmann kommen.

80m? OLMO
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>Inter Milan
>Milan Skriniar
he should stay there desu
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Ángel Di María, Federico Chiesa, Leon Bailey, Florian Thauvin, Christian Pulisic, Ante Rebic, Anthony Martial und Nicolas Pépé
who should Bayern buy
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>>88187599
for me, it's 30yo di maria
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>>88187512
>tfw Bauern mocked 29 million for Diallo
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>>88187599
whoever is for free. Doesn't matter if you have to pay him 30m Handgeld and 15m pa. For free is for free. And I know what I'm talking about because I graduated from the Businesss School of Munich
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>>88187512
80m? okay we'll go all out and offer 37.59m
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>In meiner Jugend habe ich immer Ronaldinho auf YouTube verfolgt. Mir hat es gefallen, wie er seine Mannschaft teilweise mit seinen Leistungen getragen hat. Er hat Dinge versucht, die sonst kein anderer versucht hat.

Sancho next Ronaldinho confirmed? Sanchinho
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>>88187708
and complain that PSG didn't offer us 80m for Goyateng. Apparently they weren't really interested in signing him. They should fire their sports management.
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>>88187599
>Christian Pulisic
Him
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Our girl Babsi plays today Kiki Bertens on her home court in Linz at 16:30. Don't miss it.
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Is this the Matthew Leckie general?
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>>88188015
Wta linz comfy
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>>88187770
I mean, he does move and spring like Dinho used to, sadly his dribblings end in embarrassment.
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Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You are cool Denmark. And fuck you, i'm out.
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embarrassing attempt at forcing your shitty meme tobihannes
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yes I agree
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unironically worse than tom
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Agree x3
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Disagree
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same
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>>88187770
>In meiner Jugend
that 18 year old boomer
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>>88188350
whatsapp tier
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these girls look like 14
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typical degenerate dorftrottels. glad i live in a city
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I think it's time, how do I filter the mutts?
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>>88188733
god i wish that were me
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>>88188876
>Pls stop bringing up how shitty my country is becoming. It's hurting my feelings!
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>>88188876
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>>88188851
>I want to laugh at how cucked Germany is
shouldn't you be learning spanish and hebrew somewhere else?
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>>88188950
Based
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>>88188896
thanks
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>>88188876
GreaseMonkey script that should do the trick:

[code]
if (/bundes/i.test(document.title)) {
for (let post of document.querySelectorAll(".postContainer")) {
let flag = post.querySelector(".flag");
if (flag && flag.classList.contains("flag-us")) {
post.classList.add("post-hidden");
// Or to remove
// post.parentElement.removeChild(post);
}
}
}
[/code]
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http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/intligen/startseite/733647/artikel_skandal-in-belgien-auch-bruegge-trainer-festgenommen.html

lol
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>>88189082
belgische HoeneB
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>>88188851
>t.producer of cuckporn and fetish in general
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>>88189027
works nicely
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>>88189099
>giving the attention whoring mutt any (You)'s whatsoever
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>>88189120
NA people do that cuckold stuff exclusively. its a very big thing and very common among US citizens and canadians.
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>>88188950
>>88188986
>mutts talking shit
>minnesota will full of Somali diaspora
>california and texas are literally mexico
>13% of population are niggs
>one president was actually a nigg
>countless muts
>countless white trash dying because of opium
>whole economy/media owned by jews
>die for Israel in the middle east like cattle
>low quality shitpost about euros
>mfw
Fuck el goblino americano
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>literally every single cuck post in made by an american flag
really really gets the old noggin joggin
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>>88189217
Our worst Burger poster lives in Chicago and still talks shit...
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>>88189212
they are obsessed
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>>88189217
>muh sandniggers
>have 1 million of them
>US has 37 million niggs
>c-cuck euro,I live in maine
Thats lit mane but your bait is weak lad.Here is my last (you) 4u.
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>1 million sandniggers
In Berlin alone, yes
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>>88189346
fake news
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>>88189346
>if I keep repeating it maybe I start believing it myself
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I repeat: Eine Million Sandneger in Berlin
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What's "Fahrstuhlmannschaft" in your language/dialect?
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is gut, Sandneger.
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>>88189212
the average us poster is probably 16 years old or so, imagine how fucked in the head they must be, not even talking about their messed up genes.
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>>88189431
MainzZzzzzz
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>>88189420
and all of them fucked your mom
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>>88189452
Sind die überhaupt schonmal abgestiegen aus der BuLi?
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>>88189495
yes, with kult kloppo
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>>88189495
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>tfw post-franchise depression
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Who here already hyped for the /19:09:02/ post?
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>>88189521
>>88189507
War das die Saison, als er da aufgehört hat?
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>>88189545
He went to Dirtmund afterwards I believe
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>>88189453
But isn't he your brother?
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ERSCHISSEN is a B+ tier meme
well done, Bundes
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>>88189532
see >>88189027
Neini and his AI servers are online.
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>>88189545
>>88189545
Yes, he left mainz after failing promotion from best bundes.
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Is it just me or is Teresa Enke a milf?
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True, I'd do her if I had the chance
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>>88189978
show imag
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Gib Babsi you're energie cottbus \o/
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dont, they need it themselves
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Thick milf on BfR too.
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>your Paket will arrive today before 20:00!
yeah doubt
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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moruq kunde nix daheim mach ich zettel holt er selber
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>he turned the countrys around
what a Schelm
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>>88190697
I underestimated Denmark's power level
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based Matthäus with the truth bombs
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Would like to move to Germany
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>>88191118
only if you vote AfD
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don't
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glad I've read that
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>>88191430
based loddar dropping the truthbombs
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>>88191430
you missed at least one Komma and a Punkt, otherwise solid
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>>88191488
kinda tired from work today so I couldnt really be bothered
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>>88191430
lel
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>Haas hat beim WTA-Turnier in Linz wie erwartet eine Auftaktniederlage hinnehmen müssen. Gegen die Nummer zwei des Turniers, Kiki Bertens, verlor die 22-Jährige mit 2:6, 1:6. Damit ist keine Österreicherin mehr beim Heimturnier vertreten.

>"Es ist immer schwer beim Linzer Turnier. Ich muss auf das Schlimmste vorbereitet sein", sagte Haas vor der Partie, und sie sollte Recht behalten. Bertens startete zunächst verhalten, legte aber nach wenigen Minuten deutlich zu.

>Mit einer guten Länge in ihren gewohnt aggressiven Grundschlägen setzte sie ihre Gegnerin zunehmend unter Druck und nahm Haas den Aufschlag zum 3:1 und 6:2 ab. Auch im zweiten Durchgang zeigte sich die Niederländerin kompromisslos und breakte sofort zum 2:0. Nach 74 Minuten beendete sich die Partie mit einem Ass.

>"Mir tut es sehr leid für die Zuschauer, aber ich bin glücklich über meinen Sieg", sagte Bertens nach der Partie. "Der Platz ist etwas langsam, da ist es schwer, aggressiv zu spielen."

>Für Haas war es beim vierten Antreten im Linz-Hauptfeld die vierte Auftaktniederlage. Zum ersten Mal in ihrer Karriere stand sie einer Top-10-Spielerin gegenüber. Noch vor wenigen Wochen gewann sie in Sofia ihren sechsten Titel bei einem Turnier der 25.000-Dollar-Kategorie.

:(
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>>88191045
>>88191430
wow the same thing twice how nice
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>>88189217
>Muhammad Obonbappe!
sounds like a president of the usa, like barack hussein obama
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give me something neat to watch on youtube while I eat
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>>88191605
t. didn't even read and missed the joke
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whoops sorry about that, carry on
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>>88191430
heh
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he cant keep getting away with this
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>>88191855
>live-ticker

my fucking sides
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>>88191855
ELMO
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>>88191855
Bernd Leno
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Austrophobic and fakenewspilled
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Want a sexy German gf tbqhwy
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the sexiest people of Germany all post in bundes, fact
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Shame none of them could make it to the meetup! LOL
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we just didn't tell you the real place
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>>88192690
>going to meetups
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1539200653218.webm
mummy dropping the redpills again :3 uli btfo
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Just killed an American stink bug

>>88193188
Who dat?
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>>88193359
random thot
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>>88193359
denmark
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>>88192690
rude
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nachti
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>Die Bayern sind in ganz Europa auf der Suche nach Verstärkungen und haben mehrere neue Spieler im Visier, darunter wohl Nicolas Pepe vom OSC Lille, wie die Sport Bild berichtet.
>Der 23-jährige Rechtsaußen, der im Sommer offenbar ein Angebot von Olympique Lyon ausgeschlagen hatte und noch einen Vertrag bis 2022 hat, soll ein ganz heißer Bayern-Kandidat sein - genauso wie Frenkie de Jong.

are these gonna be the new granaten?
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>>88196415
>Nicolas Pepe
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Can I use "Ich nahm den Zug" to the same effect of "I took the train" in English? Or am I better off saying something like "Ich fuhr mit dem Zug"
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yes
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yes yes
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>>88192885
>he wasnt there for /bundes/ summercamp

what is wrong with you?
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good morning frens
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>was haben die CSU und der FC Bayern gemein? >Sie stecken bis zum Hals –Verzeihung – in der Schei...e.

>Die Umfragewerte der CSU sind 33 bis 35 Prozent. Der FC Bayern stürzt ab. Gibt es einen Zusammenhang? Ich glaube ja.

>Es ist die Hybris, altgriechisch für Übermut, Anmaßung, Hochmut.

>Ich glaube, dass sich die Bayern ganz allgemein überschätzt haben.

>Die Bayern-Spieler und die CSU.

>Sie glaubten, das alles so lässig über die Bühne zu bringen.

>Super-Bayern, Super-Tore.

>Bayern ist ein wunderschönes Land.

>Berge, Täler, Seen, ein unglaublich schöner Himmel, weiß-blaue Wölkchen, Wirtshäuser, die Schweinebraten servieren, süße Küchlein, kaum Arbeitslosigkeit.

>Und plötzlich, wie ein Tornado, zerstört die Lieblichkeit des Landes.

>Der FC Bayern verliert, die CSU verliert.

>Es war einmal ein schönes Bayern.

>Warum, frage ich mich, muss es zerstört werden?

>Herzlichst, Ihr F. J. Wagner

lel
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>Der Staatsanwalt wechselt, auf die Anklagebank setzt sich der Arbeitslose Tom G. (30). Drogenhandel im großen Stil wird ihm vorgeworfen. Er soll ein Paket mit 100 Gramm Crystal bei einem Zwischenhändler in den Briefkasten geworfen haben. Zu dumm: Dessen Lebensgefährtin fand das Päckchen – und brachte es zur Polizei.
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>>88197822

both is correct
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>>88167214
Have you seen that actual video of that meme
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>>88202224
What are the coolest cities in Germany to live in? I was stationed in Germany and loved it and my family is german American , just finished my degree and want to move to Germany ,I'm also fluent.
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>>88202561
fuck off
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>>88202561
Frankfurt/Oder, Cottbus, Gelsenkirchen, Herne, Chemnitz
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>>88202851
I'll fuck off to your country and fuck your mom and your girl
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Do you know that everyone in Germany hates Am*ricans? Ever asked yourself why?
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Coolest city for Ami's to live in while stationed in Germany is Auschwitz.
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>>88202851
We're full
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>>88202886
Cottbus and Frankfurt/Oder are probably very nice white towns.
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Should I go to a Studentenparty tomorrow
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>An Frankfurt-Stürmer Ante Rebic und Hoffenheims Abwehr-Boss Kevin Vogt soll Kovac großes Interesse gehabt haben. Laut „Sport Bild“ habe er „vor Saisonbeginn intern angerregt, sich mit Rebic und Vogt zu beschäftigen.“

>Doch daraus wurde nichts. Der Grund: Von Vereinsseite soll das Duo deutlich abgelehnt und als “nicht Bayern-tauglich" eingestuft worden sein.
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>>88203882
Niet
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>>88202561
Berlin
>>88203189
Autistic retards on 4chan != General German public
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>>88204445
only if you know most of the people and know that they aren't fags. otherwise waste of money, time and brain cells.
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so has max Mayer been actually good or not
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weltklasse
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>>88204740
dunno but he definitely made the right choice lmao
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>>88204662
Nobody knows most of the people there, it will be around 5000
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>5000 Lappen "studentenparty"
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>>88204759
Stop being autistic. Just go and make some friends. Otherwise whats the point of even going to uni.
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>>88204759
no need to go, at such Uni-Opening partys with so many people at least 1/3 of the people arent even students but just go because theres a huge event in town, also you wont meet people from your field there because there's simply too many people
t. went to uni-opening graz with about 4k people several times without being a student
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can't even imagine what it must be like to live in a shitty city where a uni opening party is the best even on a weekend
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>>88205083
how many events where 4000 people come together to drink and party in the same location do you have in your city Sören?
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>>88204759
Parties of >20 people suck ass. They always end in you sitting there and drinking alone. Literally pointless. Last time I even browsed bundes because it was this dead.
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>>88202561

pls dont't come, americans are the worst.
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>>88205125
what's so great about a party with 4000 people? how do they differ from a club with about 1000 people in it?
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>>88205211
in retrospect it's not that great, but the difference is simply more people. like there is a difference between a stadium with 10k spectators and one with 40k
also it's a onetime event so people are wilder it seems as in a regular club weekend
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whats even the point of going to partys with this many people? unless yr a pillenschlucker ravehead of course
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even as a pillenopfer i would feel uncomfortable
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You take it as an opportunity to go there with your Uni friends and get to know new people. At least that's what I think, I never went to the big parties. I only went to the small get-togethers of my institute.
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>>88205253
>people are wilder
not my experience with these big opening parties, but whatever
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Going out and getting drunk is generally considered a fun activity, going to a big event with a group of people to do so aswell
If you have any other questions about every day life feel free to ask. If you want we could talk about why people go have a coffee in a cafè together instead of drinking it at home and browsing 4chan
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du hurensohn wie redest du mit mir
komm lidl parkplatz ich bring dich um amk
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>>88205497
mashalla breuder mir geben den ein schellen dan wil der nichth mehr so sein party gehe
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>>88205464
>If you want we could talk about why people go have a coffee in a cafè together instead of drinking it at home and browsing 4chan
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It's actually incredible how retarded Hitler was, militarily
>>88205572
Epic post bro xdxdxdd
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I failed my test guys
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>>88205660
>>88205650
reminder that this is a high iq general so only Ingenieure/Jura/Medizin studenten are welcome here
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>>88198067
hmmm...
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>>88205726
>Jura
Ask me how I know you're jewish
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>"Ich hatte einige Angebote von verschiedenen Vereinen", sagt Lewandowski: "Als ich festgestellt hatte, dass eine seltsame Politik betrieben wird, entschloss ich mich dazu, offen über die Angebote zu sprechen. Ich habe damit signalisiert: Wenn so vielen Leuten bei mir was nicht passt, kann ich auch gehen."
>Das Kuriose dabei: "Ich wusste aber, dass die Antwort - egal, bei welchem Angebot - heißen wird: 'Nein, nein und nein.'" Dennoch sah er sich genötigt, den Mund aufzumachen: "Mir hat bei Bayern einiges nicht gepasst und ich musste das ansprechen."
>Im gleichen Atemzug betont Lewandowski allerdings: "Ich fühle mich hier aber gut, von einer Enttäuschung kann ich nicht sprechen. Ich bin bei einem der größten Klubs der Welt." Der Angreifer hält fest, die "weltweite Popularität" der Bayern sei "geringer" als die anderer Klubs. Aber: "Wäre ich hier nicht glücklich, hätte ich ein Problem. Ich werde weiterhin für die größten Ziele kämpfen."

are they really gonna keep this shitter around until 2021 or is rolex gonna pull the trigger somewhere down the line?
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>>88205825
This doesn't even make sense. Why telling something like this?
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>>88205825
>Implying he doesn't have a Stammplatzgarantie until his retirement
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http://www.kicker.de/news/video/2032414/video_deutsch-oder-englisch-lachanfall-bei-draxler-und-sanc3a9.html

dieser deutsche der immer mit die ausländers hengt :DD daumen wenn gefallt
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yes hello ingschjenjör hier
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>>88205726
I have engineer in my job description so I'll stay
We could also make /bundes/ a general of valuable members of society so only those who paid more in taxes than they took in benefits are allowed to post
>not so fast ewige Stundenten
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>>88205825
why would anyone buy Lewandowski? he got BTFO by Aubameyang and he only managed to land at Arsenal.
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>Ein eigenes FIFA-Team hat Mesut Özil schon. Nun will er selbst groß im eSports- und Gaming-Bereich durchstarten und sich selbst beim Zocken zeigen.
>In einem Tweet stellte der Kicker am Mittwoch seinen eigenen Twitchkanal vor. Dort will Özil nun regelmäßig spielen und sich dabei den Fans und Followern präsentieren. Bereits am ersten Tag folgten ihm über 30.000 Gaming-Interessierte, ohne das auch nur ein Video auf dem Kanal online ist.
>Damit tätigt der Spielmacher aus der Premier League den nächsten Schritt in der eSports-Offensive. Im August kündigte er im Rahmen des FIFA 18 eWorld Cups schon sein eigenes "Team Özil" an. Inzwischen hat er mit Fatih "FIFAUstun" Üstün (Dänemark) und Pedro "Presende" Resende Soares (Brasilien) schon zwei FIFA-Spieler unter Vertrag.
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>>88205726
medizin is literally a free Dr. because nobody wants to do that shit. nothing difficult involved.
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>Fatih "FIFAUstun" Üstün (Dänemark)
figures
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>>88205908
t. bananenverpackungsingenieur
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>>88205919
quick little edit bc bored
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jz 1 Kotze mit Reis
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>“I’ve settled in well and I’m enjoying it. My dad is German too, from near Munich, so I knew what to expect and I’m learning the language with an app called Babbel and it’s going well.”
hm
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>>88206194
>>88206236

good posts
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>>88206194
need goat pinup on the wall
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>>88206247
sign him up jogi
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>>88206194
hmmm i want a dönerteller now tbqh
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t. fatty
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>>88205919
*gets blocked from Mesut's Twitch chat*
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>>88205726
>Implying anyone without a B.Sc. is welcome here
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>>88206757
Literally 90% of this poormunity is less than 20
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>Bayern-Präsident Uli Hoeneß lässt an dem Wettbewerb und den Länderspielpausen im Allgemeinen kein gutes Haar. "Es ist dringend notwendig, dass die Bundesliga nicht ständig durch diese Pausen in ihrem Rhythmus unterbrochen wird. Wir haben drei Unterbrechungen in der Hinrunde, das ist Wahnsinn", sagte Hoeneß dem Kicker.
>Sportlich unbedeutende Länderspiele findet er dabei sogar noch schlimmer als den Nationen-Wettkampf: "Die Nations League ist mir immer noch lieber als viele Freundschaftspiele."

wurstl already in fear the buyern injury list will grow even more
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>>88206826
>Literally 90% of this poormunity is less than 20
so is this subredit
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Wrong. /bundes/ is 90% boomers.
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stop replying to mutts thanks
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the stream begins in 10 minutes
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what stream
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all shitpost and no fussie makes anon a dull boy
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>>88207678
ozil and kolasinac playing fortnite
neither seem very extroverted so it should be awkward
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>>88207781
>ynr kolasinac
He has justed himself pretty hard. Can't even start over Midland-Niles and Nacho Monreal.
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t0me for dinner
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>>88207950
yes metoo
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>Özil playing Killerspiele
kinda want to send this info to the EKD or a similar Sörenverein.
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>>88208105
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>88 in username
Özil truly does love Germany. Forgive him Löw!
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>>88208160
>trying this hard to shill Sanches
just when you think Bayern can't get any more pathetic omla
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>he doesnt rate FLOCKA

GEISTESKRANK
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>>88208190
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Maybe it's good that Bayern fuck up some games in bundes in the early season. Hopefully that will lead to them getting their shit together for the Cl. That's much more important than Bundesliga
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>>88205959
>>88208461
>invisible

heh
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>hopefully that will lead Sanches, Goretzka and Müller who will be coached by Hasenhüttl to getting their shit together for the CL
lemuring
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>>88208539
you better stop laughing kiddo or else..
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>Bis ausf Blut verteidigen
What did he mean by this?
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>>88208461
in his fortnite username
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19:04 Glück auf!
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I'm going to watch gunderman tonight
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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>02
Hmmm
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>>88208788
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>>88208716
based

>>88208788
automated
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Service post: denbot will be undergoing maintenance tomorrow
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>>88208929
randomise the second you post for a more lifelike effect
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>>88208618
Are you the same Russian who lurks and occasionally posts in /deutsch/?
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>>88209013
>Are you the same Russian who lurks and occasionally posts in /deutsch/?
Yea
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>Poland Portugal
>Russia Sweden
>Spain Wales
>France Iceland
what to watch /bundes/
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where do you see Spain - Wales today

edit: oh nvm it's a friendly
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>>88209887
where?
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>>88209950
r/soccerstreams
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you think our boys could beat Eisland?
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>>88209887
bundes players in the starting 11s

>1 (Lewy, Sanches on the bench)
>2 (Forsberg, Augustinsson)
>1 (Alcacer)
>2 (Pavard, Finnbogason)
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For me, it is Spain - Wales.
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forgot Thelin for Sweden

>>88210326
good
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> Nach vier Einsätzen
„Bild“: BVB und Alcácer über langfristigen Vertrag einig – Witsel-Gehalt bis 2023

> Das ging schnell: Borussia Dortmund hat sich nach Informationen der „Bild“-Zeitung bereits nach vier Einsätzen von Paco Alcácer (Foto) entschieden, den Leihspieler vom FC Barcelona langfristig zu verpflichten.

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EVERY TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>88166705
Basiert + Rotgepillt
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>>88211028
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>glig :DDDDD
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was ist pasirt
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eisland just scored
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HT Wales 0 - 3 Spain, 2 Alcaca goals

why didnt you tell me
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>>88208788
>>88208929
*beep boop*
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was geht ab alder
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Why is the Club such a Depp.

REEEEEEE.....
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>Álvaro Borja Morata Martín is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a striker
woah
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>>88208105
good night bros
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>>88212454
is he on?
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>eisland
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so how much will Barca pay for Alcacer next summer? more or less than 150m?
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>2.5 days old /bundes/
basirt
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>>88213797
janny also deleted all the cancerous mutt posts
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for me, it's FC Hanau 93
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>>88213714
and risk Messi getting jelly again?
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>>88213858
>the harrasser of hanau
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>>88191855
ehehe
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>>88212224
you should be used to this by now fren
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>>88208716
based

>>88208788
scripted
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>reporting posts
Kys sissies
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>>88188856
But dirtmund is a city
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USA finna bouta get dabbed on by Colombia
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>colombian commentary
holy fuck these dudes talk muy rapido
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Green has a hunchback
>>88217000
Es verdad. Pero pienso que alemANOs hagan tambien
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Weah runs very fast at hihg speeds
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>>88217363
let me know when Sargent gets subbed in
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>>88217404
Will do. Btw has he made the bench for Bremen this year?
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Dat fukken goal
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>>88217656
*GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[...]OOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE CO DE COOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>88217600
No. Maybe in the Rückrunde, but competition is tough.
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>el CULOmbiano
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Dog damn that counter attack
Weah is very impressive, thank you based tuchel
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>mutt concentration

Moyes would be in heaven with this colombiANO team
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Robinson is straight dookie
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>>88217404
Sargent on
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>>88219684
Based. I'm tuning in.
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Oh, 2-4 right as I tuned in. I'm sorry.
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>>88219789
should have brought Klinsmann jr too
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>>88219741
He's a very intelligent player desu
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>>88220284
Also he's grown/bulked up quite a bit since the u17 world cup
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>>88220339
that's the Werder influence
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>>88220477
*Wins bundes*
Will you give me some of that million euro?
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>>88220284
didnt know who this is but looks like a gigantic faggot
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wer ist wach
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good morning
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good morning frens
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morning m8s
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yes yes
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Thank you /bundes/ for making usa not completely and hopelessly shit by taking in our players. Fuck my little soccer.
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Why are Germans still falling for the LewanFraudski meme? Weren't they supposed to be smart?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsaM3jYqd1M
good morning
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>>88225875
Already picked your daily lemon quota Tom?
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>>88225655
Dortmund will literally have the best strikers in the world with Bruun Larsen and Alcacer ... people will look back and say "Can you believe that these two GOATs played at the same club?"
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Imagine blocking people like a r/eddit fag and then seeing your own countrymen still talk to the people you've blocked. What a cuck
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I dont support the Ami-mobbing. Show some tolerance
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>>88226076
good post

>>88226088
>>88226200
bad post
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>>88226223
I insist you apologise to the gentleman.
Also, would you care to place a wager? What are your odds on Niko not showing up to work on Monday?
>repost
god, sorry I'm baked rn
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>>88226200
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now one tasty apple
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>>88197822
the simple past isn't used quite that frequently afaik
"ich bin mit der Straßenbahn (her)gefahren"
t. burger refugee
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>>88202886
>Chemnitz
>mfw
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>Kovac ausgepfiffen
the scum that is a Buyern customer

>>88226294
can't be worse than Gelsenkirchen and Herne
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>>88204494
>nicht Bayern-tauglich
>a brace in the Pokalfinale right in their faces followed by an appearance in in the WC finale that no Bayern players Bad been playing in for over a week
I think I spider
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Kovac was doomed the moment Uli extended with Robbery... an Umbruch would have brought him some time and excuses for poor results. Now he has to deal with too many divas who all poison the atmosphere.
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>>88226341
"nicht Bayern-tauglich" means they couldn't get him for free
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>>88226350
it's funny because it's true
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it's not like we have a Festgeldkonto ok.
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Uli lost all the money at the Casino.
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>>88225875
who this? She looks cute.
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>>88226408
t. Tomek
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edit: wrong thread sorry
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im skeptical about giving alcacer a contract already. as a HSVer this situation is all too familiar.
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are you comparing wood or lasogga with alcacer? elmo. get a grip.
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in his first year lasogga was on the level of alcacer now. but HSV then gave him a contract and we all know what happened then.
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Wood is better than alcacer
Fact
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>>88226716
>lasogga was on the level of alcacer now

oh boy
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yes well sadly on the season finale of better call saul mike had to murder the german engineer for business reasons.
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>>88226716
Considering that Lasogga scored like 20 goals for HSV 90 in games and Paco has already scored 7 in 4 games, every 24 minutes, Id say you should stop stop smoking crack.
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>i watch tv program's
Anon, I.....
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>>88226808
He was a Dirtmound fan anyway
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>>88226716
agree with this anon. it's impossible to tell if a striker is actually good after a few games. I think Gomez scored 6 goals in 6 games last Rückrunde.
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>>88226913
>it's impossible to tell if a striker is actually good after a few games.
>scores 7 in 4 games (including CL game)
>scores 2 vs Wales

You cannot possibly be serious. Denying Alcacer's quality is naive. The only thing I fear is that he gets injured.
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>(s)he rates alcacer higher than lasogga
Pmsl dudes
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>>88227208
and Lewandoofski scored 5 in a single game, now he's completely irrelevant.
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>>88227235
So youre saying that Lewandowksi is shit?
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>>88227262
yes
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Finnbogason scored 4 in 2 games, Real better get their Geldkoffer ready.
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>>88227266
So let me get this straight. You are saying that Alcacer shouldnt be rated, despite obviously showing quality and scoring non stop. You are then also saying that Lewandowksi, who has scored 110+ goals for Buyern is also shit?

Have you taken your meds today?
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>arbeitsloser arschverletzter Ösi telling people to take their meds
leme
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not me sörinho
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this is me

Der Sören der ist arbeitslos,
Was macht er ohne Arbeit bloß?
Er scheißt selbst in bundes rein
Und schreit dann laut du Ami-Schwein
Und sieht er rot und sieht er weiß
dann geht er gleich wieder heiß
er wär so gern selbst Öösi
doch zugeben würd ers nie!

Ja der Sören der lutscht Transen,
hat lieber Abdul anstatt Hansen
Niemals jucken funghis ihn,
ne Million Sandneger in Berlin!
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oops wrong thread
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>>88175258
Where's this from?
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>>88226913
the cerebral german scholar
>>88227208
the hysterical austrian child
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>OP from tuesday
>no autosage yet
>not at bumplimit yet

/Is bundes/ - dare I say it - literally dead?
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>>88228373
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>>88228373
>international break
>is /bundes/ dead?
really nigger? maybe troll harder next time
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>>88228373
it's not on autosage because I made it and I'm a good poster so the Janny is ok with it.
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>>88228531
>t. Janny
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>>88228373
Told you /bundes/ is a boomer thread. Half of our posters probably died of age already.

Captcha: select buses (only a truck in the picture) - accepts it.... hehe, get fucked Waymo
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>>88228633

>>88228664
Cringy post
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Erinnerung dass Wien schonmal den DFB-Pokal gewonnen hat.
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We're playing against Northern Ireland tonight btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1qI4hK8R6o
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>>88228751
also deutscher Meister 1940/1941
guess who got cucked
it starts with a >
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>>88228765
>it starts with a >
Adolf?
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>>88228765
Adolf Eichmann?
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ACHTUNG ACHTUNG
DER SCHULZ ZUG FÄHRT WIEDER
>>2401304
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>be in Germany in 2030
>See Helmutts everywhere
This is the future you chose, dog bles Merkel
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>>88229151
>tfw bayern noch nicht meister ist
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>>88229150
I like it and will adopt it
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>>88225655
Based Willi
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>>88229151
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>euro thread
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Guys who is /ourteam/? I'd say schalke but i'm not sure
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>>88229542
Leipzig and Bremen are the official /bundes/ teams
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>#Löw: "Auf der rechten Seite wird @MatzeGinter bleiben, weil Joshua #Kimmich im defensiven Mittelfeld spielen wird. @esmuellert_ wird auch spielen." #NEDGER
>@esmuellert_ wird auch spielen
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>>88229645
You can't be serious about either of them. Bremen is pure reddit and leipzig is a fucking energy drink ad
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>>88229542
whoever has the best chances to cuck Buyern at the given moment.
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>>88229706
>#NEGER
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>>88229885
>Bremen is pure reddit
du was Kamerad
Bremen is a decent team and you aren't a gloryhunter if you choose to follow them, and Leipzig is the Austrian enclave in Bundesliga so we all like it and look forward to their success in the coming years
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>>88229915
>and you aren't a gloryhunter if you choose to follow them
this sentence alone confirms that they're reddit as fuck
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>>88229976
nein
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>>88229706
I like Ginter as RB tobihoeneß, he's decent
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Schleich di, "ic"-"Ösi"
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>>88229990
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Bremen is confirmed 4chan

t. Arbiter of this shit
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name my band /bundes/
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Btw listening to the lonesome crowded west and it's pretty good.
Give more recommendations ösi
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>>88230043
>>88230043
>>88230043

new
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>>88229915
This guy >>88229976 is right, being happy with mediocrity is reddit as fuck. It's the reason why for example real madrid despite everything is consired 4chan as they are not afraid to break the rules if that's necessary to win.
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>>88229915
*sigh* so much this! as a humble person I upvote this post!
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>>88229361
kek





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