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mikael granlund -edition
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>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%
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anime
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>>88208569
more like holy mother of BASED edition
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thinking about onion rings
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hock/a/y!
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based
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very good thread
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>>88208599
that isnt how you spell hockey you dumb weeb
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>>88208599
take that panthers logo out of that picture, you faggot
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I kind of miss him bros
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>>88208617
h/a/ckey
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>>88208569
where's the uncensored version? I want to see big, mighty finnish benis
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>>88208617
>>88208630
Stop giving it ewes
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N/a/shville!
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>>88208656
GREAT post
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This thread already is trash
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>>88208647
hah homo
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this /a/ nigger weeb clearly is the finn hater. very sad existence.
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CALGARY FLAMES
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everyone hates finns
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I don't hate finns
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>>88208718
everyone hates niggers, like you
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>>88208670
I've only been making the Nashville post. I don't know where these other weebs came from.
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i like everyone, except weebs
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Does anyone have good keys to success for tonights games?
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>>88208758
stay hydrated
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>>88208744
Meant for
>>88208687
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>>88208758
Meat and taters
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jokes on you, i'm white, you racist fuck
unlike finns who are niggers
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>>88208758
get pucks deep and crash the fucking net
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>>88208758
MEAT and TATERS
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>>88208776
Post hand
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>>88208786
Unoriginal post
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>>88208763
>>88208773
>>88208779
>>88208786
Thank you for your input, lads. Would it be safe to say that the teams who score more goals than their opponent will win the game?
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>>88208840
no
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>>88208840
Not necessarily.
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>>88208758
only shoot and score then you score then will come
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>>88208758
Yes

Skate hard
Get the puck to the net
Finish checks
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>>88208791
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>>88208758
just go out there and have fun
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what kind of a retarded nigger makes a timestamp and DOESN'T FUCKING PUT THE TIME OR DATE

the answer is a nigger
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>>88208884
Very obvious shop
Try harder jose
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>>88208884
based regehr
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>>88208903
>rags
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>>88208884
nice basedboy hands
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>>88208930
you just mad i'm rocking those f91s
/fa/ as shit
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>kulli mikke thread
i approve
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>>88208758
Be the Toronto maple leafs
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How bad will (pants)oilers lose tonight? I'm thinking 0-6 and Mclellan doesn't return from the trip.
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>>88208971
pulju is scoring 2 goals
he told me himself
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>>88208972
I believe I've set something in motion that can no longer be undone. I'm ok with this.
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>>88208981
From 4th line and 8min TOI? I would'nt think so.
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>>88208999
mclellan has been dealt with
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This young lad will score fifty (50) goals this year
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>>88208998
You done good kid
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>on pace for 82 goals
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>>88209008
>young lad
all i see is a hunk of a man
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From my extensive research i can conclude that in fact South American Latinos have bigger dicks than black people.
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>>88209036
is this his final form?
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What's the verdict on Dahlin?
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>>88209050
I have a really small penis. It's really, really small.
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>>88209050
big if true
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>>88209087
Show us
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>>88209063
no he's only getting started
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what the HECK are you watching this fine evening, anons?
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bout to take an uber downtown so I won't be able to post for a bit
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Gimme a quick rundown on NHL19. Is it better than 17 (the latest one I own)?
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>>88209086
he is rife with intangibles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2hoZgQsG8E
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>>88209113
Leafs/wings
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>>88209113
None, hockey is fucking GAY
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>>88209113
couldnt spare anymore pixels over that commie broadband?
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>>88209087
6 inches is average
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>>88209132
No, physics were slightly tweaked so they could market it and say that its "an entirely new hockey game", and just put all of their work into online/Microtransactions.
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>>88209163
Have they tweaked the goalies so they are easier to score on?
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>>88208575
B A S E D
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>>88209086
Bust
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>>88209208
ehh not really, it still plays identical to 17 and 18, its just another $60 roster update like the madden games. all their money goes into the FIFA games now. Any good review you see for the game is 100% bullshit and paid-for advertising.
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>>88209135
3/5
No intrigue. Leafs v half geriatric, half chl babby Wings
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>>88209158
sitting at 5.11 inches right now my man
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>>88209290
That's already bigger than average for whites,asians and blacks and arabs.
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>>88208740
t. Leshaun Johnson IV
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>>88209158
6 inches is the average? I thought it was 4.5. This is very unsettling.
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>>88209364
I'm sure a gentleman like you could find a supreme girl
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>You will never have a D core THIS good
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>>88209339
Shut up nigger
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#WeAreAllFinns
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>>88209389
never heard any of these
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>>88209364
Last I heard 4.5 was the average too
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>>88209389
in awe
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>>88209398
>Playing DeKeyser 27 minutes
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>Danny "I dont know what I'm fucking doing" DeKeyser
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imagine being a detoilet "fan"
hockeytown my ass, they can't even fill an arena
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>>88209421
>american dman
what the fuck are they thinking lmao
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>>88209393
No we're not
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>>88209455
relocation to stockholm WHEN
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>>88209463
In spirit
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>>88209113
kongs/hasb
probably will have NHL tonight on too for updates
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>>88209455
rude, but it is very sad they had to swap out all the seats in LCA so it doesn't look as empty on TV
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>>88209389
>>You will never have a D core THIS good
especially if you're the laffs
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trade >us one of your tendies bros no bully
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>heres your top 10 for the 2019 draft bro
bretty good center focused draft
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>>88209561
i will trade you >our goalie for >your sid
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>>88209489
Nsh - WPG for me, la
But there's something intriguing about EDM - Bos...
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>>88209561
sure, have your pick
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And I'm proud to be an American where as least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land, God bless the U.S.A
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>>88209389
lol jesus christ
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>>88209604
based
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>>88209561
Should've grabbed one off waivers when you had the chance.
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>>88209561
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>>88209647
>swedish hairlines
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>>88209711
post yours
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lets get weird if you know what I mean
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and with the first overall pick..............................................the montreal canadians pick..........................................some finnish bust............
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Gonna dress up as Subban these coming Halloweens
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>>88209781
Dont show your face in Kallio with that racist bullshit or my boys/girls/transpeople gonna teach you a lesson
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>>88209779
>his GM is not stockpiling on ELITE finnish talent
Jokes on you
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>>88209604
Fun fact, that song was written by a Canadian.
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>>88209781
Stupid anglofag. Stop americanization
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>>88209811
finnish busts...............................
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>>88209807
is that a Finnish goaler prospect?
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>>88209132
>playing video games
grim
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>>88209389
Leafs will obliterate these guys. Can’t wait
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>>88209917
>Laffs
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>>88209891
>speaking like a brit
hella gay
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>>88209816
Objectively false
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>not waiting a few months to buy 19 at 15 dollars because nobody wants to buy it at full price
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>>88209941
>not co-opting /cric/ memes
low iq
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L A F F S
A
F
F
S
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>>88209959
>think I need to co-opt memes
Mate, I am from fucking Australia.
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Thinking about buying Soulcalibur VI next week. Thoughts?
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>>88209979
>pure australian ancestry!
Fuck off, goblin.
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I have a confession
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>>88209983
Who has the Soul Edge this time, la
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>>88209983
I'd said give it a month or so before you jump on it.
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>>88209983
I think video games are for 14 year olds and this is an 18+ website
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>>88209995
>ancestry

Nah, cunt you don't seem to understand. I am from Australia. As in, I lived there for 90% of my life.

>can't understand that someone can catch a plane to another country
Grim.
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>>>88209998
>>88210000

>missing the gretzky quads

shaking my hockey helmet over here
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>>88209996
Yes, my son, you can share it with me here, along with 100,000 other sick individuals.
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>>88210014
Not him, but go back. We have enough white trash here already.
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>>88209983
havent played since 2
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>>88210042
>go back
That really isn't as insulting as you think it would be.
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>>88210020
>100,000
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>>88210014
>90% Oz cunt
well, it could be worse, you could be a leaf
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>>88210000
Nah. I’m a big fan of the series and fighting games in general. I played the beta so I’m good.
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>>88209725
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>>88210062
Rude
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>>88210020
I bought prostate massager when I was horny and when I tried it just hurt like hell.
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>>88210080
Holy mother of cringe
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>>88210087
Really, really gay
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>>88210064
You better be posting your /hoc/ related creations here, then.
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c/a/ps
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>>88210062
Cheers, cobber.

Day of the rake, soon.
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>>88210087
Just go for a drive and throw it out of the window in a curve so nobody will ever know it was you
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>>88210087
Just when i thought Finland couldn't possibly get any gayer.
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>>88210060
I'm at least 2 of those btw
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>>88210087
My son, the prostate must be massaged by a skilled professional, I was told the Finns knew all about this.
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>>88210087
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time thank you
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>>88210087
never do anything stupid when horny, you regret it the second you bust your nut
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>>88210098
>t. Hairlet
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daily reminder that LAFFS
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>>88210087
Use a proxy when you post this carbitch, please.
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>>88210001
Dear Boston. Please dump on the Oilels so we can continue laughing at them. Thanks.
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>>88210162
I bought a fleshlight knockoff for $20 with same day delivery on amazon when I was really horny and that has been the best spent money of my life
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>>88210220
that doesnt sound like something one would regret that hard
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>>88210220
My son, the temple that is your body should not be desecrated by cheap chink molded plastic blasphemy.
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>>88210220
I have a real fleshlight that I haven’t used in like 6 months
You either gotta wait 5 minutes to warm it up or fuck a cold dead carcass pussy
Then you gotta clean it out after
Not worth
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>>88210109
I’m not homosex so I dont do CaS
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Now on the other hand, if you find a chubster hokkei skank that wants to step into the faceoff dot, that's /hoc/ approved
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>>88210220
>>88210264
non-virgin here

Does it actually feel like pussy?

I'm married so I masturbate a lot.
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>>88210243
well I found out that day the amazon same day delivery drivers are retards that dont know the addresses they're going to because they dont go to that neighborhood every day so they almost delivered it to my neighbor, luckily I was really horny and tracking his car. Otherwise I would've really regretted it if my neighbors opened it

>>88210264
I bought a real fleshlight afterwards too and it's not nearly as good as my knockoff
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>>88210291
i mean there's fleshlight levels of regret, then there's being binlan and trying to stick something up your ass level of regrets. you feel me?
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>>88210286
Stop fucking fat chicks. It makes girls think it’s ok to be fat, thereby reducing the amount of fit girls for those of us with standards to fuck
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>>88210289
If you warm it up first and lube it good it can be pretty good. I use it cuz it keeps my dick more sensitive rather than my hand because it was taking me forever to cum when I had sex
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Wishing there was a spooky hockey movie to watch desu
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>>88210336
most valuable primate is pretty terrifying
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/hoc/ more like /cock/ desu
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>>88210344
wait they did a biography of PK Subban while his career is still going?
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>>88210318
>t. virgin
stick to the fleshlight, leaf
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/hoc/ more like /onionrings/ desu
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For me, its tall fit french qts
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>>88210289
It feels pretty close ngl, but it’s not gonna produce nearly as good an orgasm as when you’re fucking a hot girl. Having an ass to grab and titties to suck goes a long way
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binland more like benisland
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>>88210375
based
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Lets Go Red Wings!

https://youtu.be/FMrFC3Pgu2o
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>>88210363
>t. Has only fucked fat chicks
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>>88210368
basedo
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>>88210329
How do I stop the death grip syndrome?
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>>88210412
buy a fleshlight?
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>>88210389
based Wings fan
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>>88210393
to be fair that's all there is in his country
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Someone post that thicc vgk whale
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>>88210389
that's a witty chirp
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>>88210451
the classics always work
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>>88210389
>hey, the Laffs suck
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For me, its estiee female soldier qts
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>>88210389
after this exchange, he hurried home to write a 12 paragraph story about his traumatic experience in r/leafs
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>>88210389
Lovin' it
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>>88210393
>t. a fuckin' leaf, only fucks dogs
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How the FUCK amo supposed to listen to/watch hockey?? NHL app offers subscription that gives you two minutes out of every period. Wtf kind of shit is that
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>>88210580
Lazyman
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>>88210580
I'm not poor so
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>>88210445
Literally how does it possibly get that bad for anyone? Like how does one get even 1/5th of the way to that and not say "okay I've gotta cut this shit out"?
Fucking hell
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>>88210665
its what happens when you have corn syrup in literally everything you eat. americans would instantly be more healthier if they'd just stop consuming an insane amount of sugar
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>>88210080
fake and gay
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>>88210688
Honestly correct. It's insane the amount of sugar people in the states consume. Also these obese people are usually less intelligent and pretty poor
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>>88210665
>>88210688
all the fatties like to tell themselves that its too expensive to eat healthy so they dont even try
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>>88210726
Post hair
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>>88210769
you first
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>>88210746
its kinda true. at my local super you can get a 2L of soda for a dollar, but i avoid the temptation and pay a little bit more extra for orange juice
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If you can't see/feel your clavicle you are fat and thus not welcome as a hockey fan.
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Excuse me laffs
What the fuck is this
>https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/1049725716588183553?s=19
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>>88210794
how much does 2l of water cost?
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>>88210794
But realistically you could spend next to nothing drinking water. As for food I spend about 75 on healthy food a week certainly cheaper than going to a fast food resturant multiple times a week. Just have to set aside some time once a week to cook
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>>88210845
no idea
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I've cycled through the master algorithm and I'll soon divulge the results of this season's play. Can't contractually do it now, but let's just say that no leafs will be happy come June.
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>>88210794
Orange juice is just as unhealthy as pop lad. You need the fruit fibre to go with the sugar, otherwise the sugar fucks with your system all the same.
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>>88210841
>fazeclan
I haven't heard of that shit since those MLG memes back in 2014
>laffs
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>>88210888
And let's just say you won't be happy when you realize you could have just read the script.
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>>88210794
orange juice is soda lmao
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>>88210794
People here in the US also complain about how difficult it is to get into the gym, but are okay with sitting in front of their TVs every night after working bingeing whatever shitty show they like.
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>>88208569
Ovechkin McDavid Kane
Toews Crosby Matthews
Hall Tavares Stamkos
Kovalchuck Hischier Yakupov

Dahlin Ekblad
Nugent Hopkins Johnson
Nash no season

Marc Andre Fleury
Richard DiPietro


Literally who can stop this team?
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>>88210794
Do what I used to do in college and buy tea
It's cheap and for the price of a gallon of OJ you can buy a couple boxes that last longer.
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>>88210965
the salary cap
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>>88210965
>Literally who can stop this team?
Gary Bettman
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>>88210976
>let's me huge sweeping predictions based off of 3 or 4 games
Why are hockey """experts""" so fucking braindead?
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>>88210890
i'd still rather drink it over pop though. besides i mostly drink coffee and water anyway, its not like i gorge myself with OJ
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>>88210965
toews wasn't 1st oa
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>>88210976
ye
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>>88210965
Put a Maple Leafs sweater on that team. That will stop them COLD.
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>>88211007
:^) that's not the criteria
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>>88210987
Beat me to it
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>>88211017
>>88211017
>>88211017
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>>88211003
Because there are more idiots in the world than non idiots and muh big stories make more shekels.
>>88211016
Thought about doing a white background.
Christmas cant come soon enough so I can just use the new bracket
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are americans aware of how cucked they got out of seeing an olympic team with the current would be roster? canadians are used to seeing an insanely stacked olympic team, for americans this team would be up there
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>>88211083
Are Canadians looking to get their asses kicked this early in the day? Bring it on fucker I'm not scared of you
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Who gets a point first >Oilels or >rags?
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leafs were a sad joke in the IIHF last Spring, especially McBust
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>>88211083
Binlan would've have pretty interesting roster as well. 2014 team was horrible.
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>>88211083
no we're pretty used to dominating in virtually every sport. the rest of the world can be better than us at one or two it's ok
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>>88211135
Never forget lasse kukkonen
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>>88211144
only hockey matters
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Is he a bust?
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>>88211165
Bigger bust than Bustmus Bustlin
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>>88211165
Unironically yes, what shitshow of a draft that was. Should have drafted Heiskanen 1st overall.
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>>88211165
I don't fink he's a bad player, and we all knew about his injuries going into the draft. Mostly a shite draft if anyfing.
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>>88211165
hischier doesnt have a point either you fucking newark nigger. you always post this same fucking question like we all dont know its you.
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https://www.eliteprospects.com/draft/nhl-entry-draft/2017

What horrible draft for canadian players, all 1st rounders are certifiable busts.
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>>88211163
>only hockey matters
no leaf teams win SC, they don't matter
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>>88211236
Seething
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I would like to see an USA Olympic ice hockey gold once in my lifetime lads
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>>88211236
what? yes he does
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>>88211240
Canadian hockey puts too much importance on positional play and playing like a robot. It's turned into some sick eugenics factory where only large players that skate decently advance. They unsurprisingly amount to little more than third line plugs at the highest level. Canadian developmental hockey sucks the soul out of the players
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>>88211165
Yeah. Probably tops out as a serviceable 2nd line centre with frequent injury problems who has to retire early
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>>88211240
makar, glass, and vilardi are good prospects you slut
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>>88211317
If Canadian Hockey followed the Euro or American model they would be so much better.
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>>88211317
plus I hear there's lots of pedos down there
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>>88211296
NOT ON MY WATCH
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>>88211374
t. mild fan
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>>88211355
Americans and Europeans are the rising tide that raises all ships on their teams. Canadians are robots.

Euros and Americans: variable
Canacucks: control
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>>88211358
Damien* Brunner you doofus
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>>88211358
>DAMIEN Brunner
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>>88211317
LOL
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>>88211413
It's a meme you dip. And this is a NA only general so GET OUT
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>>88211240
Casual here, is Makar going to pan out?
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>>88211424
Your programs are designed to win pointless tournaments you don't even win with regularity and your players are straight-line dorks with no creativity
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>>88211346
>makar
>plays in something called NCAA
>glass
>still in WHL +2 draft year
>Vilardi
>OHL, can't even get 2.00 ppg

No.
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>>88211317
t.manlet
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>>88211431
Hockey is for everyone, anon
And so is shitposting
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>>88211378
Dont be greedy
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>>88211452
bulju
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>>88211431
Fuck off bitch, Ukraine is based.
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>>88211452
NCAA is a good development path.
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Ukraine please make the next on time thread
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>>88211471
ukraine was always my choice of proxy in /hoc/ too
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Canadian prospects would be much better off if they could go up and down between the NHL club, AHL club, and Jr. team as needed. If you have a kid who dominates teenagers but isn't good enough for the NHL you shouldn't have to send him to bumfuck nowhereville for another season.
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>>88211448
I guess that’s why half the top active players and yea, half the entire NHL are Canadian
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>>88211503
for me, it's Argentina
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>>88211471
Nah, he's really not that great.
Started off strong, but now there are a lot of blatantly kip-tier shitposts.
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>>88211476
Yea but they could have just picked Petterson instead or Jokiharju or Vaakanainen or Välimäki. But noooo, had to go with the good ol canadian kid.
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Ukraine may have to post some currency to prove legitimacy
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>>88211452
NCAA is college hockey, he plays in a strong conference within it as well.
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>>88211552
Fuck off we all know its grease
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has anyone whined about no games on friday yet?
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If you morons haven't figured out that ukraine is kippers, you might as well kys (kill yourselves)
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how do i get a large penis like finland?
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why did you make me post a picture of my hand though?
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>>88211532
Canacucks haven't produced real top 5 talent in draft since mcmeme
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>>88211532
>washed up bums
>top players
kek
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2019 WJC:
Gold: USA
Silver: Finland
Bronze: Sweden
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'oggi
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>>88211633
>no leafs?
shoorly there musht me shome mishtake
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JUST
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>>88211648
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>>88211659
hockey "analysts"
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>>88211617
Dubois is pretty legit IMO
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>>88211532
Yes, it is you turd It's called a belle curve. Most Canadians are average and easily replaced robots.
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>>88211655
Nope. Canada will be RAKED and won't even medal.
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>>88211666
why waste tons of money on a degree to get a decent paying job when you can luck out some shitty liberal arts degree, get hired as a "Social media manager" for a team, and get paid to shitpost on twitter.
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>>88211659
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>>88211666
Vegas try hard-twitter guy has a couple of thing to learn from whoever is running that account
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>>88211590
Хoккeйный клyб CКA desu
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>>88211738
nah thats just >oilels development
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>>88211757
What, you mean you don't like Vegas's twitter constantly going "yeet yeet dab fellow kids" whenever anything happens?
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>>88211666
ERA OF FUN
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>>88211708
Seething and delusional
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>>88211666
/ourguy/
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>>88211784
I like it in the sense that since it isn't >my team's account I can laugh at it
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>>88211790
Heck yeah.
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>>88211784
i hate how everything on twitter wants to copy the wendys account now. they fail and come off as faggots, just like the vegas twitter guy who cringed himself out of a job
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Finna boutta go to the sto for some gameday food. Whatch y'all want?
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>>88211708
>belle curve
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>>88211820
Can you finna get me a few yeets with a side order of dab haha based
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I think it was either nashville or vegas last year? But i remember one of their twitter tryhards making cheeky posts about one of the teams taking the lead (only to lose) and the next tweet was just a sombre "game X is tuesday at 7pm" or something. its funny seeing them get assblasted.
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pre-publix era oldfags, what was /hoc/ like before finns?
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>>88211851
more trips
more gamethreads
more hockey threads in general
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fun my ass
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Post three players to practice with (or just hang out with) each weekend for an entire year. I'll start:
>Eichel, Crosby, Stamkos
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>>88211846
Def trashville
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>>88211882
Fleury, Pulju, and Mike Fisher so I could call him a huge cock gargling faggot to his face.
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>>88211882
crosby is an autist
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daily reminder for that rags fag to
>LICK
>THE
>BENCH
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>>88211882
id probably just hang with luke witkowski and drink beer/fish with him, it sounds kinda based.
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cant wait for the draft desu
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>>88211851
>what was /hoc/ like before finns

No such thing, we were here in the beginning and we will be here long after everyone else has left.
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I would like to gift this pic to all caniacs out there, please take care of him.

While on the subject
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlOGrmM6NSk
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>>88211882
the rat seems like a funny cunt
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>>88211906
you wouldn't say shit to him, faggot.
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Hate Finns Love Swedes
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>>88212022
he'd probably suck your dick as a joke
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>>88211961
>post
>the
>currency
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>>88212005
But can he predict obvious side-to-side passes?
Gonna need him to step up in that department.
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>>88212001
>prelimanry draft
>top 3 consists of 3 under 6'0 centers

It'll be the worst draft in memory.
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>>88212022
You got a big dome, eh?
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>>88212037
t. mike fisher
You huge faggot forsberg is banging your wife right now
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>>88212061
get with the times gramps, speed and manlets is the game
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>>88212061
what do you mean Kakko will be drafted 1st or 2nd overall guaranteed.
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Can't wait for the offseason desu
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>>88212058
He's very up-and-down. Some games he's in unpassable brick wall, other times he's a swiss cheese. But who knows, he might get that under control
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>one copy of eastside manager please
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>>88211960
So one of us
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>>88212054
Зaєбaв.
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That seat better be licked before puck drop.
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>>88212102
Based
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>>88212098
https://www.eliteprospects.com/draft-center/2019/hockeyprospect.com
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>>88212102
pure heresy
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>>88212121
is there a worst existence than gamestop employees? only other job i can think of thats as worse would be working at a starbucks in some yuppie gentrified neighborhood.
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cant wait for the lockout desu
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>>88212131
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>>88212152
24 hour fastfood restaurants in big cities during the winter. homeless junkies like to sleep in there
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>>88212152
That desperate to play Blackout?
You know that they also sell it at stores where the employees don't harass you, right?
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>>88212174
oh true, i always feel bad getting drunk food at mcdonalds late.
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>>88212135
They always rank Finns low in the beginning of the season. Heiskanen and Kotkaniemi were late 1st round picks according to these finnophobic "pro scouts"
>>
BIG
FAT
FINNISH
BUSTS
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>>88212198
>drafting positionally and not bpa in the 1st round
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>>88212198
cockniemi really blew up the ranks after balling in the U18 tournament. but keep in mind that its easier to scout in your backyard than on an other continent
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>>88212130
>Зaєбaв
yбиpaйcя
>>
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>>88212288
pretty based actually
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Who are the Cleveland Indians of hockey?
>psycho fans
>little success
>3rd world tier city

(edit: formatting)
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big bad busts by binland
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>>88212298
Good question my choice is flyers
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>>88212316
>>88212332
I was thinking that also
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>>88212298
maple leafs?
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>>88212316
columbus?
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>>88212316
Vegas Golden Knights
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>>88212316
laffs
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>>88212316
toronto.
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>>88212353
I don't think the Blue Jackets have many hardcore fans, but I could be out to lunch. I know it's the only major league sports team they have in the city, but I don't think there's a lot of die hard hockey fans there
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>>88212316
Cryers
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>>88212102
t. Wongs fan
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>>88212399
ya but ted is batshit insane
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>>88208851
To think...Loui Eriksson was brought in to replace Alex Burrows. L o L
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>>88212316
Flyers AINEC. If you forget the success in the 70s and with Lindros.
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>>88212316
>laffs
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I don't watch boreball but I saw this video and it instantly made me a Cleveland Indians fan. That's why I asked who the hockey equivalent was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxTtzLUteDA
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>>88212434
Ted is no longer with us lad
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>>88212434
Ted's dead
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Ted didn’t die he still posts dude weed and his dick all the time
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>>88212434
Ted became an hero
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>>88212121
>every game store already naturally smells of b.o.
>this whale walks in
YUCK
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>>88212453
>>88212459
>>88212477
ya but he was batshit insane
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>>88190705
RECYCLE NEW>>88190705
>>88190705
>>88190705
>>88190705
RECYCLE
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What is there to do in Winnipeg?
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Someone kill this retard
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>>88212518
Huff gas
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Would you guys resurrect ted or grease if it meant the >rags poster was finally gonna livestream himself licking the seat?
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fuck off
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>>88212518
the spike is located there isn't it?
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>>88212518
huff paint thinner
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what is there to do in edmonton?
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>>88212547
Absolutely not
1 night of laughs is not enough to justify a lifetime of putting up with horrible posts
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>>88212547
I already said I would gladly trade k*ppers for grease. The bench is a bonus
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>>88212593
huff gaz
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>>88212593
get drafted and bust
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>>88212593
Lots of cash
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>>88212600
The act is temporary. But laughs are forever, friend :)
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LICK
>>
THE
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>>88212547
fuck no. teds cockposting got old fast
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Mynuts
>>
SEAT
>>
BENCH
>>
BIG
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Shall eat a knäckerbrödsmacka med smör now I think
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>>88212733
Post it
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>>88212733
A very good choice. Although I would put some meetwurst and cheese on it too.
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Okay how about this. "It" posts bumcheeks spread open to make rags poster lick the bench.
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FAT
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Would you rather
>see more asian kippy ass
>see more n/a/shville posts
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FINNISH
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Having thoughts about hockie.
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>>88212767
Why choose when you can have both?
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>>88212767
neither
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BLONDE
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>>88212593
They have a giant mall with a water park and a amusement park with a rollercoaster. It was the largest mall in the world for decades, but is now only the largest in north america because there's a bigger mall somewhere in the middle east.
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i'd rather see more /a/ posts regardless
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kippers fucking sucks now. cant talk about literally anything without it seething and getting 3 days, she's grown bitter and resentful
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>>88212801
based
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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
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>>88212824
As all (women) do friend
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BIG BODY
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>>88212824
>now
It always did
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12 games on tonight lads, we watching hasb vs kongz
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>>88212899
naw, for the last 2 years its just perpetually SEETHING. she wasnt that bad before
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>>88212750
>>88212756
Done!
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>>88212851
very based
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>>88212316
C'mon. Cleveland is no worse than Winnipeg.
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shit thread
north americans are really cringey
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>>88212956
so tampon gay is the shaft and the panthers are the tip
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>>88212904
This is supposed to be a blue board.
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idk if the guy who requested it is on but

here ya go, even though rinne is starting tnight
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What the fuck happened to the based blueline bomber?
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>>88212924
who is "niggertits" and where can i find her?
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>>88212924
see you in 3 days lad
>>88212950
based
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>>88212956
But what does the make alaska?
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>>88213009
the hat
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>>88212957
I like Cleveland, I was just joking around

I heard the river there is so polluted that it's caught on fire a few times
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>>88213035
reminder that there's a trash island in the pacific the size of texas and in 40 years everything will be polluted as fuck
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>tfw you get harassed in the streets
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Hockey is a sport for you and me
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>>88212950
Very nice.
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>>88213126
That Canadian city looks soulless I dont like it
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>>88213000
>>88213135
Thank you :)
>>
Thinking Sweden should make the next thread
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*sips sixth Lone Star beer of the night*
*sees opposing fans in row front of him*
*taps them on the shoulder*
How much time would I get if I hurt you girls?
What if I killed you?
*looks around*
Where are your parents?
*raises hand menacingly*
*laughs*
Now go back to Chinkronto, little girls.
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>How miserable was the town of Edmonton during a losing season last that?

>It was awful. It was terrible. It was miserable around town. I remember everyone just chirping at you all the time. I was at dinner one time with my parents, and I was walking out and guys were chirping me. They’re passionate people and passionate fans. When you’re winning, you’re a hero in this city, and when you’re losing they want to run you right out of it. .
- mcmeme
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>>88212805
>with a water park and a amusement park with a rollercoaster
Both are pretty based desu
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>>88213126
>t.
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>>88213126
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>>88213198
sauce?
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>>88213198
that shithole never deserved him.
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>>88213223
thats not how tits work
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>>88213220
recent GQ interview
https://www.gq.com/story/connor-mcdavid-tunnel-style
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Whoa oh we're halfway there whoah oh I'm climbin up the stairs
Take my hand well make it I swear
Whoa oh I'm climbing up the stairs
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My good friend Sweden will make the next thread.
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>>88213223
>hip tattoo
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>>88213242
holy shit oilels fans needs to fuck off
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how can 1 man be so smug
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I'll make the next thread boys
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i wonder how hard mcmeme will be chirped this season lmao imagine if he actually demands a trade in the offseason. the team literally cant get ebtter because of their shit contracts
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>>88213311
now?
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>>88213297
Being the best active hockey player in the world surely helps
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>>88213311
"No."
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Why would someone make bird sounds at McDavid and his family?
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>>88213198
>>88213230
>>88213289
Here's the video of the kids heckling him when he left a restaurant in Edmonton

Pretty scummy thing to do, I would've requested a trade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IVUQqNbUFw
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>>88213198
>>88213242
what the fuck is dedmonton's problem?
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>>88213311
Shall
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>>88213339
ancient edmonton tradition
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>>88213329
no, on time of course
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>>88213311
Me too
>>
Please run your new thread ideas through me. I shall be the one deciding which one is the winner.
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>>88213347
imagine living in edmonton. ok now imagime becoming an albortion. ok now imagine how you'd be perpetually bitter as well
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>>88213311
Shant
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>>88213374
anime
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>>88213343
didn't understand a word. please help me
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Ill shall make early thread
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someone make a wheaton edition
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>>88213343
Zoomers were a mistake
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>>88213311
Shan't stand for any gay Swedish /hoc/ OPs.
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there you go


>>88213420
>>88213420
>>88213420
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Will ice be involved in this thread?
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>>88213440
" N O . "
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Sweden make us proud
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>>88213448
Ice is reddit
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>>88213395
I know a bit of Mongolian, I can make out a few sentences.
"You gotta start winning games man"
"You gotta get good"
"You're gonna get traded"
"You need (indistinguishable)"
"You're not doing too good bud (indistinguishable)"
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>making new threads when the old one hasn't reached the bump limit
>>88190705
>>88190705
>>88190705
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>>88213489
K I L L
Y O U R S E L F
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>>88213392
SHAN'T
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>>88213489
thats not it
>>
You now remember San Jose Sharks legend Mike Hoffman
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>Janitors STILL haven't deleted that faggot thread

Fuck why do you even get paid
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>>88213485
wow how rude
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>>88213489
S H A N T
H
A
N
T N A H S
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>>88213485
A true masterclass in banter.
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Reminder that /hoc/ goes into the subject field

New
>>88213534
>>88213534
>>88213534
>>88213534
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500
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500
>>88213545
>>88213545
>>88213545
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>>88213527
dont worry shitppers will show up and 20 people will get banned
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>hoc threads
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>>88213551
>>88213556
W-w-which thread do I choose?
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>>88213617
IM SO CONFUSED
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don't worry guys I made another one so you're not confused anymore

>>88213664
>>88213664
>>88213664
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>>88213556
this one desu
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new
>>88213495
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