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soon edition

columbus 1-0 new york rb
portland 2-1 seattle
nyc 0-1 atlanta 89'
salt lake kansas city next
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dubs and everyone who replies to this post gets a gf
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Reminder that there are no good guys in this game
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>>88776920
pls, i miss my ex
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Official playoffs Good Guy rankings (good to bad):
>East
Crew
*gap*
NYRB
*power gap*
NYC
*ultra power gap*
Fatlanta
>West
Portland
RSL
SKC
*power gap*
Seattle
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https://youtu.be/GG-jMjvnua8
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*is irrelevant and forgotten*
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>>88777269
I met him. This dumb fuck cant speak any English
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>>88777307
why would he need to? he lives in New York
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>>88777353
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>>88777353
this team cannot possibly win the Cup
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>>88777269
Wrong, he's elite and a legend
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>>88777391
Why not?
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>>88777107
>Arab Dictator's Etihad Conglomerate New York hosting games on a rented baseball field
>good guys
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who's your qt blooter anon?
https://streamable.com/8ziss
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>>88777353
>croizet
>rb
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>>88777471
Better than fatlanta
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>>88777493
Vermes is an absolute meme coach. His fullbacks always play like wingers anyway (and at least one of the CBs like a center forward).
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>>88777158
I've seen this probably 50 times and i'm just now noticing all the people in the background laughing at this guy. I mean look at the bottom left dude's reaction at 0:37
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Let the flyover playoff begin.
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>>88777158
This guy is unironically based
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this is the real cup final desu
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Goddamn those hips are beautiful. I bet she suck a dick well.
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>>88777158
Holy shit that el goblino that shows up at 1:05
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>>88777460
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leave to a loonshitter to make a low effort thread.
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>>88777485
how in the fuck, does it take a deflection off that defender?
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>>88777485
Hnnggghh
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>based JP on the call
Thank you fox sports
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This field looks absolutely gigantic now
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>real salt lake
>sporting kansas city
the state of these franchise names.
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>>88778322
literally nothing wrong with sporting
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>>88778322
absolutely seething coastie

literally shaking at the sight of a well supported team
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>>88778384
>>88778512
>get a real haircut
whatever you say posers
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>>88778609
>get a real haircut
nigger what? lmao
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why did xheattle name their team after the people that stick rods in their dicks?
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pathetic little MLS-staff writer worms have received the memo: criticize the moderately full Crew stadium with concern trolling

"oh, you criticized NYCFC crowd but not Crew???"

as always, Garber's little pawns try to walk the fine line of "this thing isn't actually bad so you can't criticize us" and "oh look, Columbus does this thing too, this is why we need to move them"
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>>88778680
they didn't, the Native Indigenoamerindiacans named their entire land after the act of sticking rods in dicks

Chief Seattle was in 1639 like, "you can't judge it until you've tried it, open your mind Christcucks"

and Seattle has been degenerate savages ever since
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>>88778632
>laughing at your life
take it easy big man
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>>88778609
what did he mean by this
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What state has the most inbreeding,Kansas or Utah?
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>>88779057
>>88779126
wew
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>>88779057
Oregon
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>>88779156
do they have a lot of chinks in oregon?
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>>88778899
quadruple dubs confirms
xheattle btfo for all eternity
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Dear RSL,

I'm going to bed now because I'm on the east coast and exhausted from refereeing DA today and have to be up early for work. You surprised me beating LA. I would love another surprise when I wake up.

Thanks,

Me.
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>>88779241
>Quad dubs
Now we fight and win.
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>>88779327
sorry anon, poorlan wins 1-0 on thursday
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>>88779126
Kansas. Very little inbreeding in Utah because families have a dozen kids each which leads to a lot of genetic diversity.
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>>88779299
>live in the East
>get three hours less a day than the West
what is it like always have to go to bed early
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>>88779385
this, also lots of mehixans in kansas cuz farms
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>>88779429
idk, mst master race
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Elite and Tactical Masterclass on display right now

If this powerful 6-D chess match bores you, unironically go back to watching hockey, you unevolved chimp
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>>88779487
high scoring games are for zoomers that thing goals=good
patrician minds appreciate defense
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>>88779487
But anon the Audi index says Kansas shity is the better team.
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anyone know a radio station that's broadcasting the game?
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>>88779687
>this guy
Go to sleep grandpa
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RSL goal in 57th minute
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#CorrectTheRecord
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>>88779687
radio broadcasts can be found on YouTube
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>>88780042
thanks pal
I found one that sounds like the TV broadcast audio
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The Mormons just scored.
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RUSNAK
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>>88779927
lil early
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BTFO

B T F O
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Which sport has more faggoty libshit fans? Soccer, Baseball, or Hockey?
Basketball and Football don't count because one's 99% nigro and the other's a good ole boy's sport.
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>>88779299
sweet dreams bby
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A BANGER
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>fake salt lake
First touch a goal.
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>>88780366
good postë, thanks for watching our league
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>>88780366
how is this a real question you dumb nigger
soccer: immigrants and sois
boomerball: boomers
hockey: wealthy white people and blue collar white northerners, almost all conservative
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Nick "America's #1" Rimando

el gordo de laguna sal
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"road goal"

can we just not?
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>its a "team continues to play old and clearly not capable former USMNT player who eventually fuck up and ruin the team's chances" episode
2017-18's hit series
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kc lookin good now
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK SEATTLE

AHAHAHAHAHA
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beckerman is such a dickhead lmao
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refball
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the amount of hesitation that happens in soccer is astounding. just shoot the fucking ball.
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very gentle game to end the day with, good night /MLS/
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>real salt lake
>sporting kansas city
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>>88780019
Nov. 4 attendance:
New York: 19,198
Columbus: 12,892

Population
New York City: 8,623,000
Entire Columbus Metro area: 2,078,000

hang MLS staff writers from the lamp posts, shills up against the wall
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>>88781667
>hang MLS staff writers from the lamp posts, shills up against the wall
Hell yeah.
Fuck single entity, pro/rel war now!
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Finally found my hotel, hope you all had a good day today, I had a pretty good birthday desu
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loving
every
laugh
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>>88776864
poor op imo
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this is the ideal WNT body
you may not like it, but this is what peak QT looks like
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>>88783202
Color palette not included right? Because the women ninja turtles are white as fuck.
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>>88776864
>previous:
>>88715076

You fucking newfag mongrel
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U mad?
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>>88784377
Renato Sanchez to mls confirmed
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>>88780366
>hockey
>liberals
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>>88784377
me on the left
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>>88777386
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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>>88783232
>Who is Mallory Pugh?
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Cyle Larin is supposedly tanking at Besiktas and the club looks to sell him in January. Orlando is allegedly interested
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>>88785408
jej
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>>88785408
Should try the Dutch league
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>>88785310
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>>88785310
>Fucking Mormons.
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/our Gals/ face Portugal Thursday 1 PM EST
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>>88787049
Which network is broadcasting?
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David Villa is a great recruiting tool for top international players. Yesterday he highlighted that DPs can basically do whatever they want and not get booked.
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>>88787049
>1PM on a Thursday
There might be something to that discrimination lawsuit
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>>88787373
What are you even talking about
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Any chance any of /mls/ has been playing Red Dead Redemption 2? I only ask because young Miss Braithwaite had some strong opinions about Ohio that I I feel could make a gif that /mls/ could make frequent use of.
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>>88788041
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>>88787209
ESPN2
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/ourguys/ liquor store FC should be part of the next round of MLS expansion
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>>88788712
based
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>>88788685
>ohio
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For me, it's the Sounders of Seattle.
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MLS players that should get called up for the Rppney game: Acosta, Bono, Zimmerman, Ramierez, Rowe, and Lima

MLS players that shouldn't get called up: the rest
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>>88791397
the US should just take these friendlies as an opportunity to cap tie any decent Mexican players with an american grandparent
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>>88791397
>rating Acosta
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>>88791446
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS get all your probably-illegals in camp and cap tie them down
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>>88792208
>soccer
That's not how you convince the white folks, lad.
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>>88791397
Wil Trapp's stock has really taken a nosedive
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BASED
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>>88792208
Wouldn't be in the mess we are in if this fucking federation could scout.
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>>88792208
This has pretty much been Canada's strategy the last few years, just cap tie anyone with a Canadian cousin. Though to be fair, >we kind of have to, as I'm pretty sure >we don't have anyone on the team that isn't a dual citizen from a country that actually plays soccer
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>>88792661
*never wins the Cup*
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I'm glad this league doesn't have a Bayern, PSG, Man U, Red Bull Salzburg, or a Basel. It's nice watching a league that doesn't have a F.C United Real Dynamo team that can buy a championship before the season even starts.
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>>88794114
what league title have Man United bought recently?
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>>88794025
Is it a cup? Never seen a picture of it.
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>>88794229
no, it's called the Championship and it's an AYSO trophy

#equalwork#equaltrophy
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>>88783765
>>88783052
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kys faggots
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>>88788921
>tfw no more Christos Liquor Store-Aromas Cafe derby
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>>88795217
Hang all loons
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>>88794114
>you will never be wrestled to the ground by a large german woman
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>>88794114
>F.C United Real Dynamo
What would that team look like if salary caps were abolished? Just curious
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>>88796020
*flies away*
whatcha gonna do bitch
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You now remember Juan Agudelo
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>>88797962
>that ded generation of ninja turtles that never amounted to anything
Damn, kinda feels like it's not just those sawker players going through that.
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>>88797962
>implying they won't be back
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>>88798686
They should be in the prime of their careers now.
And what, the most successful is playing in flyoversville.
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>>88798716
>implying they won't be back
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>>88796590
>loon flies away
Gonna advance to the next round, you fucking coward
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BASED
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Leg 2
>soon
lads
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>>88799357
i want to obey this capo
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>>88800165
Well done.
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https://twitter.com/kbaxter11/status/1059546066880684033
>Kevin BaxterVerified account@kbaxter11
>The @LAGalaxy have scheduled a media event Tuesday in which president Chris Klein and the players, including @Ibra_official, will be available. I don't believe the team would make Zlatan available unless it knew what he was about to say was good news.
Zlatan DP all but confirmed
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>>88801282
The rumors were all a ruse by his agent to get LA to pay the man.
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>>88791446
friendlies are not a cap tie
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>>88800165
I want to snuggle with this capo
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>>88800165
>cute black girl
would go to Kanye west concert with.
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>no nwsl qt
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>>88801282
Feels bad for drini if he gets shipped off instead of gds getting jettisoned.
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>>88803243
At least Alessandrini has a career ahead of him
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>>88801282
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>lags
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Goalkeepers(3): Brad Guzan (Atlanta United FC; 59/0), Ethan Horvath (Club Brugge/BEL; 2/0), Zack Steffen (Columbus Crew; 6/0)

Defenders(10): John Brooks (Wolfsburg/GER; 35/3), Reggie Cannon (FC Dallas; 1/0), Cameron Carter-Vickers (Swansea City/WAL; 6/0), Aaron Long (New York Red Bulls; 1/0), Matt Miazga (Nantes/FRA; 10/1), Shaq Moore (Reus Deportiu/ESP; 3/0), Antonee Robinson (Wigan Athletic/ENG; 6/0), Jorge Villafaña (Portland Timbers; 19/0), DeAndre Yedlin (Newcastle United/ENG; 56/0), Walker Zimmerman (LAFC; 3/1)

Midfielders(13): Kellyn Acosta (Colorado Rapids; 21/2), Tyler Adams (New York Red Bulls; 7/1), Luca de la Torre (Fulham/ENG; 1/0), Marky Delgado (Toronto FC/CAN; 5/0), Romain Gall (Malmö/SWE; 0/0), Julian Green (Greuther Fürth/GER; 14/4), Sebastian Lletget (LA Galaxy; 3/1), Weston McKennie (Schalke/GER; 6/1), Darlington Nagbe (Atlanta United FC; 25/1), Christian Pulisic (Borussia Dortmund/GER; 21/9), Kenny Saief (Anderlecht/BEL; 3/0), Wil Trapp (Columbus Crew SC; 9/0), Tim Weah (Paris Saint-Germain/FRA; 7/1)

Forwards(2): Josh Sargent (Werder Bremen/GER; 5/2), Bobby Wood (Hannover 96/GER; 43/13
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>>88803584
Bono > Guzan
Who the fuck is Robinson
Why do people rate Delgado, Gall, and Saief
>Wood
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>>88803243
It's supposed to be Giovanni from what I've heard. I can't remember where I read it, but they want to sell him back to a European team or to Mexico. Probably because most MLS teams have seen him play recently kek
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>>88803584
>calling up playoff players
was it autism?
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>>88803857
Well, would they announce that so soon then? An in-league trade like drini to the canadian frogs wouldn't need to wait for international trade deadlines.
>>88803350
Still this guy really grew on me after putting all that work in his first year.
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>>88803919
>no t girl tab
Fake
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Why are the Earthquakes and Fire academies so terrible?
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>>88803970
I don't know what it's about to be honest, I'm just going off rumours.
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>>88804627
entire Fire organization is a shitshow, so there's that
California is soccer country though, no reason why they should be so bad at this
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so one shitter out, but klein still on the job.
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>>88804831
>Klein still there
then it doesn't matter how many deck chairs they shuffle around
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>>88804627
Ownership.
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>>88803584
so what, Bruce Arena's cyst has coached for a year, cap'd some players, and with a

Trapp-Adams midfield and a Wood/Sargent attack has a two regulation wins, a fluke against Mexico, embarrassing loss against Ireland, a few lazy draws, and two predictable losses?

all this time and he still hasn't found a player that play leftback (even though they exist in MLS), still has a jumbled midfield and hasn't even played the best players in the same team yet, and still can't find a way to score goals.

what a fucking embarrassing waste of time Sarachan was and what an embarrassing waste of time these two friendlies will be.
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>>88801584
Any game Canada plays is a friendly
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>>88801282
>it was fucking nothing
just pete getting sacrificed. ligamx come get your drunk child.
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>The rest of the world doesn't have the ability to cooperate and coordinate a league between two countries.
Why don't small countries combing leagues? Are they incapable of sharing?
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do you wear your local soccer team's merch /mls/?
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So hmm who's the favorite to win the MLSC Up?
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>>88805798
I have a Xolos/Padres scarf that I wear while watching Dads games. If Measure E passes today, and San Diego is given an expansion Club, I'll wear that shit all the time.
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>>88805985
>while watching Dads games.
*Xolos matches
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>>88805774
>England with Welsh teams
>France with Monaco (Monacan?) teams
>Switzerland with Liechtensteinian(?) teams
>A-League with New Zealander team
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>>88803679
Bono is neither the gk of the future (Steffen) nor a veteran presence (Guzan), nor qualified after "conducting" a defense that wasn't even as good as half of mlels
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>>88805798
>El Paso Locomotive
why aren't they called the El Paso Trains?
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>>88806306
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about bono. u wouldnt say this shit to him at bmo field, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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>>88806306
Horvath is currently playing the in the Champions League

the only reason he isn't the starting keeper is SUMafia
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>>88806490
This
Horvath just recorded a clean sheet against as monaco. Despite this sarachan will probably give guzan more minutes
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>>88807320
you that monaco in 19th place in ligue 1?
impressive.
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>>88807462
More impressive than anything poozan has done recently
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>>88805798

I have a Sac FC scarf
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>>88803584

>weah
>puliGOD
>mean J green
>Mckennie

It’s coming home, lads
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Well, /mls/?

What do you tell her?
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>>88808121
I don't know who dared lie to you, but I have my sticker and Absentee receipts right here.
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>>88808121
i voted plenty of times already today
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>>88808341
#MeToo
#BlueWave
#TimesUp
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Hi, can you help me?

I want to be a fan of a Major League Soccer team.

I'm looking for a winning team
Team with the highest attendance in your entire city.
very popular team.
team with at least one MLS
team with very loyal fans
and team that is loved by people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer_attendance#MLS_attendance_rank_by_metro_area

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer
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>>88806490
Horvath is shit. Guzan is also shit though.
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>>88806351
It's a half-Euro name. There's a lot of Eastern Europe teams with Lokomotiv in the name (i.e. Moscow, Sofia)
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>>88808121
"the most basic electoral institutions of the US have been systematically undermined over the last 40 years and the government of the US will become increasingly unstable as a smaller and more hegemonic minority command more power in the Senate, the House becomes more gerrymandered and disproportioned, the courts become more corrupt and partisan, and the power of the executive continues unchecked. There is a reason that in 12 of the last 14 elections, a majority of Americans have voted for the party that doesn't end up in power. This needs fundamental corrections, like the Wyoming Rule and the establishment of independent electoral mapping committees, and without it all electoral politics will continue their slide into meaninglessness, despite the illusion of stability and normalcy provided by partisan victories. Without democratic reform, from voting rights to the reduction of money in power, the majority of Americans will begin to abandon the useless electoral politics of the last 100 years in favor of violence and mass protest and armed rebellion that were so common in the latter part of the 19th century"
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>>88805798
Yeah. My local team is in MLS though.
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>>88806351
>>88808550
We used to call trains "locomotives" here though, so it's fine.
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>Fußbol Club Cincinnati (next year)
>Inter Miami CF (2020)
>Nashville SC (2020)
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>San Diego Surf
>Detroit team (not DCFC)
>Sacramento Republic
>Saint Louis FC
am i missing anyone
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>>88809862
You using Surf as a placeholder, because that hasn't been confirmed by anyone credible?
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>>88809862
carolina
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>>88809862
>Sacramento Republic
lolok
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>>88809910
>>88809862
Oceanside Surf :)
760 represent
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>>88809910
wasn't it the winner of the vote a while ago (footy mcfootyface aside)
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>>88810029
I think that was more for awareness more than anything.
Throughout the entire campaign for the Measure, I've never heard any reference to SD Surf from anyone officially associated with it, and they were the ones who put up the vote you're talking about.
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>>88810029
>>88810187
I mean hell, this (https://twitter.com/OSG_SanDiego/status/1059824904785166341) is a tweet from the fan organization that has been advocating for the Measure, that was posted today, and Footie is still being referenced for keks, but still, nothing like it for Surf.
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>>88809960

Hey, up yours, pal
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>>88808580
*tips*
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>>88808580
If only
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>>88806306
>Bundesliga2 reject.
>future.
Lmao
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>>88806306
>the gk of the future (Steffen)
He's shit and overrated and only produces in a few games during the playoffs while being shit most of the season. Horvath, Guzan and even Gonzalez are unironically better.
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>>88808341
Big Strong Oaxaca-born Californian
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>>88808642
no, actually it's fucking not
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>>88785310
Big if jew
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Corben "red card in less than a minute" Bone is staying with Cincy and coming back to MLS lol
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>relying on The MLS to raise your kids
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>>88812158
What kids? They only have Davies as a worthwhile talent (and he's going to rot at Bayern once he gets exposed)
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>>88812416
they do have a goalkeeper at Juventus Primavera or whatever
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>hey anon did you get out and vote today!
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>>88803584
>Defenders(10)
>Forwards(2)
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>>88812815
i really didn't like these new stickers. it was cleaner to display all the times i've voted back when they were ovals.
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>>88803584
------------------Bono-----------------------
Yedlin-Miazga-Brooks-Villafana
------------------Acosta--------------------
Pulisic--Adams----Lletget--Weah
-------------------Wood---------------------

cap this post when for when Eng. 5-0 USA
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>>88812158
we're breaking away from MLS with CPL
>Soon
>>88812416
Ballou Tabla at Barcelona B
Johnathan David regularly starting for top end Belgian team Gent
those are the big names that stick out
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>>88812951
>Wood starting
what happened to the Sargent / Sapong / Ramirez hype
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>>88812951
>Acoshit starting ahead of McKennie
>Villafana
>Legit
No
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>>88813358
Doopfriend here. I hyped up CJ like crazy last year, but I am completely able to admit he was a massive fraud.
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>>88813358
>Ramirez hype
meme'd, he isn't selling the shirts
>Sargent
Sarachan limits his start time
>>88813382
Sarachan plays 4-1-4-1, he needs a DM to do the Bradley thing of wandering around with passion and then chipping a ball 30 yards upfield. Sarachan wants Trapp their but Acosta will be taking his place for the first game, cap this post etc
>Lletget
wouldn't be in the squad if Sarachan wasn't going to find some retarded way to cram him into midfield. He will start. He will suck.
>Villafana
Sarachan hasn't found anyone to play leftback, and Robinson got meme'd on last time.
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>>88813588
Robinson is still our best LB and young. Having a rough game against Brazil's A team doesn't disqualify him. Villafana sucks balls and is in his late 20s already
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------------Sargent-----
-Weah-----Torre----Pulisic---
-----McKennie---Adams-------
Robinson-Brooks-Miazga-Yedlin
----------Horvath----------
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>>88813642
never said he was a failure, he's just young and has had three starts and got slimed in every single one

he was on the verge of tears after the Colombia game
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>>88813717
>got slimed in every single one
No he didn't? His only bad game was against Brazil and that was just in the first half. The Colombia game was mostly Saief sleeping and Bradley being shit.
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>>88813769
>>88813642

you're out of your mind. robinson has lots of potential and I'm glad to see him continue to be included, but he's absolutely not our best left back, and he's been directly culpable for multiple goals in recent matches.
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>>88813769
lmao, he got taken apart against Colombia, watch the highlights again my dude
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https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/election-results/article221236205.html

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Miami-Referendums-MLS-Soccer-Stadium-Strong-Mayor-499696821.html
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>>88813950
they still have to negotiate a lease, then convince the council to vote for it, then they have at least 3 environmental lawsuits in the headlights, and then they have to actually build the thing on budget.

really hard to see them putting it all together before 2020, but MLS might go full meme and start playing them in the Marlindome
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>>88813855
>but he's absolutely not our best left back
Neither is Villelfagna nor a shitter like Garza or Sweat.
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>>88813855
Who is our best left back right now then? Villafana who sucks? Sweat? Old Man Beasely? Johnson who's retired from international soccer?

The only goal he's been responsible for in recent matches was the Brazil game when he got burned by Costa. In the Colombia game the 1st goal from James was pure magic, 2nd goal was a combination of Bradley, Saief and Brooks. 3rd goal was all on Bradley letting Flacao run past him and the 4th goal was Sweat getting btfo

>>88813878
>highlights.
Lmao.
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>>88814179
>pure magic
not an argument
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>>88805565
ayyyyyyyy
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>>88814179
>Villafana who sucks?
[citation needed]
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>>88814357
>Was part of the disaster in Trinidad.
>Was given a second chance and struggled vs Irish league players.
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>>88814378
It's a good thing you're not in charge of managing the team.
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Honestly Villafaña is not bad. He's not a world beater, but he's solid enough to be a good second string LB.
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>>88814640
he's fine for CONCACAF play, but I wouldn't want him as my starter at a World Cup
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>>88814645
I think the idea is to develop one of the young guys in time for the next WC, and have him as the first or second backup.
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>>88814617
>I rate Villelfana because he's back in mls
Go away, Doyle.
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https://twitter.com/JackCroninPXP/status/1060023660264583168?s=19
Welp, MLS in SD getting smoked by SDSU's sham to keep have taxpayers pay to put money in local developers' pockets.

Good luck other contenders. This is San Diego's expansion bid signing off.
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>>88814661
get your feet wet in USL first
it's a comfy league
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>>88814661
;_;
I wonder if the USL team will come back to life after this. Still kinda pissed tho. Fuck this city.
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>>88814658
Hard to have a conversation with you when you just pull stuff out of your ass like that. How about you actually make an argument, or just fuck off?
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>>88814706
t. Doyle
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>>88814709
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I told you San Diego wasn't going to vote for Sawker City

SOCCER CITY
NO 103058 72%
YES 40313 28%

LMAO tho

if your plan makes allies out of environmentalists and drivers, you fucked up.

then to piss off The Rich on top of it all
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go fuck yourself, San Diego
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FIGHT
AND
WIN
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>>88814720
>supposed to be defleshed bones
>is a lazy fat fuck
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>>88814661
>>88814815
welcome sacramento
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>>88814663
based and Comfypilled
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>>88814925

assumedly, yes

but yknow, who cares about attendance and having a stadium plan, Garber only likes money
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>>88814815
i don't think SD voted against soccer, they just voted against making rich people richer.

There's got to be a better way
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>>88815206
>they just voted against making rich people richer.
They literally did the opposite though.
The Expansion bid that is getting blown out was proposed by a wealthy group willing to do what Dean Spanos wouldn't and couldn't: Foot the bill for the entire construction of a new stadium for their major league sports franchise.

The SDSU measure, is fronted by wealthy hoteliers, who are the same welathy fucks who acted against Spanos's tourism tax proposal. If you look at SDSU's measure, it's a lean version of the MLS bid, with taxpayers footing the bill for a proposal without any of the built in assurances of the MLS bid, so people are still voting to make the rich richer. They're just taking money out of their own pockets and putting them into those of the fucks who shoved the Chargers out of town, as opposed to doing business in commercial spaces constructed by individuals willing to make personal investments in a community that doesn't cost taxypayers other than the cost of commercial purchases they to make.
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>>88815499
why you would put anything in front of the voters is beyond me.
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>>88815499
>>88815206
the truth is that one group of La Jolla real-estate selling hedge-fund investing millionaires wanted to change the law so the city could lease land for private development and another group of La Jolla real-estate selling hedge-fund investing millionaires was mad they weren't getting a cut

none of them give two shits about San Diego or MV or soccer, it's the same narrow-minded pettiness and trust fund faggotry that goes on in city hall everyday, but we all had to watch them bitch it out in public
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>the absolute state of San Diego
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>tfw still no Cali
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>>88815889
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>>88815889
>>88815908
Hopefully no dykegrass trash ever infests our state even if we're a cucked state. Btw, stop shilling your ugly looking butch dykes.
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>>88815971
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>>88815979
>no ass, tiddies and caked up with makeup and Instagram filters
kek, please go jack off to pornhub before shilling your nasty dykes
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>>88815971
Turn in your communist party id and emigrate from here at once.
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good night /mls/
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>>88816269
They look even more hideous without their clown makeup.
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i said GOODNIGHT /mls/
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Does Tampa Bay have a shot
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>>88816895
at what? surviving the collapse of the Greenland icesheet?
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>San Diego
is it, dare I say it, coming to Sacramento / Las Vegas / Phoenix?
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http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/business/growth-development/sd-fi-soccer-city-sdsu-west-20181106-story.html
>However, the university’s athletic director John David Wicker, optimistic about SDSU’s opportunity to buy the stadium land, said an MLS franchise would still be in play should SDSU West succeed.

>“On the athletic side, we will reach out to the MLS, and potentially the (United Soccer League), to talk about potential partnerships that might be available,” Wicker said. “We're not going to go out and buy a team, but we are looking to engage the MLS and see if they have an ownership group in mind for San Diego.”
There's still a tiny bit of hope.
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Are (You) going to watch the USL cup final tomorrow, /mls/?
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>>88817337
do they still air USL games on YouTube?
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>>88817359
ESPN+
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>>88808514
portland
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>>88815690
>another group of La Jolla real-estate selling hedge-fund investing millionaires was mad they weren't getting a cut
>none of them give two shits about San Diego or MV or soccer,

It's entirely too early, but that's why SDSU dismissed them as out of town were?my Because they're from La Jolla? That's why Landon and Shanon MacMillan were involved to help push it? That's why Juan Carlos Osorio got involved and was talking about taking over the former Chargers HQ, and upgrading it into a state of the art facilicity that European Clubs could operate out of for frendlies, or even away from home training camps? That's why The Xolos endorsed it with the promise of creating a rivalry? It's why Piojo and Memo Ochoa did as well? It's why Don Garber gave them the San Diego expansion rights, that SDSU will never get? Because it was just about land, and they really don't give a shit about soccer?

Anyone who votes to leave that eyesore of a parking lot the way it is, which is all that'll come out of the SDSU measure, are the ones who really don't give a shit about San Diego, friendo.
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>>88817308
All the assholes on SDSU's side are handegg cucks, who want a bigger stadium than expansion teams are allowed to have, because SDSU thinks it's going to be welcomed into a Power 5 Conference, which is beyond retarded, and I say that as an Aztec Alum.

If JD Wicker is opening his mouth, you oughta pinch your nose, because he's feeding you bullshit.

He's part of the same pack of SD dipshits who dismisses anyone with interest in soccer unashamed to admit it as a "soccerbro." If he's saying anything about MLS still being a possibility, it's just to not immediately start pouring dirt on the corpse of the bullshit assurances they made on the topic during the campaign, but make not mistake, MLS in SD is dead.
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>>88777269
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>>88817702
>>88817744
>being this passionate about SAN DIEGO

We can get into this in /cfb/ instead, but the MW is trying to be a power conference on its own, bigger stadiums help with that (see: Colorado State).

On the soccer side of things, fans might be just too butthurt after losing the NFL. SD is literally just LA's bitch at this point, losing the Clippers AND Chargers over the years for no other reason than the owner just woke up one day and decided.

Sorry for your loss.
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>>88818686
>We can get into this in /cfb/ instead, but the MW is trying to be a power conference on its own, bigger stadiums help with that (see: Colorado State).
All I have to say is that if anything, CFB insiders are suggesting that Power 5 is looking to become Power 4, and I heard that from Ian Fitzsimmons say so himself while asked about this topic and SDSU specifically. Bigger stadiums won't change the fact that MW gets curbstomped 90% of the time it's teams go against existing Power 5 teams. They aren't going to allow kittens to run with a pack of lions, and make no mistake, SDSU thinking that they'll be welcomed with a bigger stadium is like saying a kitten will be welcomed into the pride as long as you put a pet Halloween lion mane on it. The quality that isn't there needs to be.

I'd get more into it, but frankly I'm still too disgusted with how SDSU mortgaged it's credibility through this campaign to give enough of a fuck about Aztec Handegg to do so.

>fans might be just too butthurt after losing the NFL.
I get that, but here is my rub with that theory. They told a dipshit owner asking the community to subsidize the construction of a new stadium, to fuck off, and he did.
Then, the city that got the highest domestic viewership of the World Cup final, told new owners, willing to bring in an MLS franchise, and pay for the the construction of a new stadium and the redevelopment of the parking lot, "No thanks."
None of the logic lines up at all, other than San Diego maybe just being a dogshit sports town that doesn't want any more.

>SD is literally just LA's bitch at this point
You know, 6 months ago I might have gone to war over this, but you're right. You know the "IT" that people say teams have when they are on a championship run, that gets them across the finish line? I'm really starting to think that San Diego, gorgeous though it may be, doesn't have the "IT" to be a great city.
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>>88817013
>Soon
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>>88818995
If you guys get it, would you mind if I support you guys from SD? I REALLY don't want to support an LA Club, and was holding on on claiming one until SD's claim was confirmed or buried.
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>>88818974
>power4
Literally wat. I know the Big 12 is ass but if anything the power is being more spread out amongst the conference, with the obvious exceptions of Clemson and Bama. That's neither here not there, this is a /mls/ thread.

No idea why voters would tell someone willing to pay for everything to fuck off. The city council in Seattle worked for years to renovate the arena at no cost to the public, and SD is just gonna kick that off the table? Was it a referendum they voted on? Did they just send angry letters? It makes no sense unless the majority of the citizens just hate soccer as much as /sp/ does, but you just said in your post that's not the case.

I smell shenanigans.

>SD doesn't have "It"
You are L.A.'s own personal New Jersey.
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>>88818995
>Sacramento
>basically a suburb of San Jose
Go away.
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>>88818995
ahahahaha
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>>88817359
>>88817361
either sound dope af.

tho apparently I can also get NWSL games on Twitter so one of the two needs to upgrade, just not sure whom.
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>>88819092
you what
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>>88819092
>a suburb of San Jose
Is this true? I'm not from California.
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>>88819111
no, not even remotely
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>>88819106
>>88819111
it's a long commute, but worth it for a real job in a real city,
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>>88819135
Which one's the "real city"? I've heard San Jose is pretty plastic.
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>>88819075
So FS Investors a group of stock brokers from Orange County (that included a former President of Qualcomm and a major player among the ownership of the Padres) showed up about 5 minutes after the Chargers left town, and said in so many words, "Hey, we know you guys are sad, and we wouldn't dare think that we'll be replacing the Chargers, but we think SD had a tremendous Soccer culture, and Qualcomm Stadium is looking pretty old. We'd like to submit an expansion bid behalf to bring an MLS franchise to San Diego."

Their original plan was to lobby the City Council to pass the "Soccer City" proposal. When people old boys club started mobilizing, people starting bitching, and City Councilpeople started making comments that made it seem like they weren't going to rubber stamp it.

FS came out and said that out of respect for the sentiment they were detecting, they would prefer to give the people a voice via the democratic process rather than lobbying for the proposal to be passed out of Council, and asked to have the public initiative voted on though a special election last year. The Mayor also had a proposal related to addressing homelessness he asked to be voted on as well. The City Council denied funding for a special election.

One point I forgot to mention above was that built into the Soccer City proposal was an assurance that if San Diego was not granted an MLS franchise, ownership of the Mission Valley site would be returned to the city.

So after that City Council block, SDSU issued a clone of Soccer City called SDSU West, without the self-funding, or built-in oversight that would assure things would get done on a timely schedule, or that the City wouldn't get hosed, and that's not even getting into the scumbags pushing it and their history in SD.

And the last year went by, and SD voted for SDSU West last night. So now they have a promise that the city will sell Mission Valley to SDSU at an undefined price so something can be built there some day.
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>>88819106
>>88819111
hell, vegas is an suburb of la
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Nashville SC first season champs.
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>>88819682
>first season of USL
>17th out of 33
I'm scared
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>>88819682
>SC
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>>88819584
not until we build that HSR route across the Mojave
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>search mls
>some other thread comes up
not anymore
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>soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvJEf86eDTg
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>>88823378
based AND a gentleman ;)
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>>88821749
>HSR route across the Mojave
keke
let's get the main one completed before talking about pipe dreams.
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>>88821749
>HSR
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>>88824817
>Dem supermajority in the Assembly and Senate
>new gov.
>gas cucks defeated once and for all

SOON
LA vs LV Superclasico incoming
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grats to zapdos for getting reborn after being a right back for sigi.
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what's an HSR
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>>88825160
a speedy choo choo
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>>88825160
Home
Star
Runner
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>>88824944
Christ I love our state.
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>>88824944
I see you still haven't become apathetic to politics.
Good for you anon.
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>>88824944
Which LA team
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>>88825527
the raidersfags that support chivas 2.0 will be conflicted
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>>88825002
Another "Berhalter system babby" data point
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>>88825527
the one that actually plays in LA
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>>88808514
you fucking subhuman. YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN.
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is there a more goat pornstar than lena paul?
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>>88826927
she's great but I can't watch her because I feel like she's a bit out of my league and it makes me feel bad
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>>88826927
Last time I used a 3d vid was a few months ago.
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>>88826927
mia malkova before blacked
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>>88826927
>knowing their names
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>>88827466
When I am paying $800 a month to view their snaps, you can be sure I will learn their names
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>>88827401
>le interracial porn is bad meme
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>>88827642
whoa wait hold on
$800
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>>88827729
well yes, but that's sort of a standard mid-range price so it's not that bad

plus it gets me exclusive access that only I and maybe 6000 other people get. shit's cash
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>>88827642
What a wasteful expenditure.
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>>88827642
>$800 a month
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>>88827757
Is this all for Lena Paul or is there more than one?
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>>88827768
>>88827760
>>88827729
t.poor
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L oon
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>>88827757
>>88827837
also what team do you like
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this thot charges upwards of $2500 a month. In return you get:
-one hour Skype call a month
-texting access
-one lewd Polaroid a month
-access to Snapchat
-access to photo galleries

(why don't NWSL teams get in on this to supplement their low wages? would pay to talk with Alex once a month tbqh)
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>>88827940
gross
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>>88827940
Alex is doing more than fine with endorsements alone, does not need to whore herself out like that.
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>>88827940
>ahegao
lol no
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>>88827401
>watching professional porn
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>>88828000
Has mindgeek taken over all of the studios yet?
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>>88827961
it's not whoring, it's just 21st century personality brand promotion
>>
DOOP
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>>88828301
>>
>seppos have forgotten about the /mls/+/ayy/ alliance

Shame

Craig Goodwin deserves to be in the Socceroos (not just as a "train on") and Robbie Kruse is a faggot
>>
Delaware and Pennsylvania are the future of the National team.
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>>88829006
jej
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>>88829006
This. I can't wait to see Aaronson running the show for the senior team.
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>>88829001
Is Timmy Cahill still playing?
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>>88829001

Any update on Usain bolt, bruce?
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Based
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sporting kc is the greatest team of all time
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>im a sporting
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daily reminder that fuck Landon Donovan
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>>88832433
>Chris Wondolowski is 2 (two) goals away from being the top MLS scorer of all time
This is the problem with MLS, all the good players leave for Europe and all the bad ones stay and break scoring records
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Post early Seattle-Portland predictions
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>>88829006
we're FUCKED
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PLEASE watch your league, wogs
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>>88833367
the only aussie thing i watch is friendlyjordies
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>>88827940
Pathetic
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>>88833303
Portland wins 1-1
>>
Reminder that a player that came up through USL just won defender of the year, and basically if >your team doesn't have a USL squad they're fucking stupid.
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>>88829001
t. Massimo Cuccittini
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>>88833747
MLS academies are more prestigious than USL clubs
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>>88833867
And if you don't have a USL team to give them playing time and develop them, they won't pan out or if they do they'll all leave. Like Dallass.
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>>88834039
Are you sure they didn't just call leave because they realized they were in Dallas?
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Reminder that /our qtpi’s/ play Portugal today
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>>88835275
>10AM
>>
FONTANA
O
N
T
A
A
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>>88835679
Based
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>>88835275
stream?
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>>88835976
r/soccerstreams
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MLS is fucking stupid. The league should abolish salary caps and put in pro/rel like any other proper league in the world.
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>>88836059
How about no
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>>88836059

Wow, what an idea. Wish someone had thought of this earlier
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>>88836059
Based Ted
>>
>leg 2 incoming

Predictions?
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>>88837034
FIGHT AND WIN
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A 1-0 snoozefest, but the qts won
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>>88837034
butthurt
>>
what team does lena paul cheer for
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>>88838249
Anchorage AFC
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>>88838354

Based and icepilled
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>>88837658
not exactly a snoozefest, but the WNT wasted a few really good chances
>>
Business proposal: mass shitposting in /epl/ if our kiddos beat engrland
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>>88838819
USA WON FIFA
USA WON FIFA
USA WON FIFA
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>>88836059
t. Euroturd soiboi faggot
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>>88838819
The English don't care when they lose
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>>88839011

Because theyre so used to it
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>>88838819
>if
>believing, even ironically, that there's a chance
lmao
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>>88837034
>>88833467
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>>88839322
Either we win, or Rooney scores the game winner and >we win anyway
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>>88839322

Thats what they said in 1950 and 2010
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>>88840388
truely, our grandchildren will remember the stories of Sebastian Lletget at Wembley
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>>88840985

>implying PuliGOD wont score a brace
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>>88841204
>mfw some nobody from Romania or wherever ruins Pulisic two weeks before the next World Cup with a stupid two-footed tackle
>>
USL NOW
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>>88841577

based and comfypilled
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>>88840079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWmsciAWdsQ
Drogba is so charismatic tf
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>>88841600
FUCKING JEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>88841600
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

what the fuck
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>>88841637
it's on ESPN2
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*Solves MLS*
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>>88841600
fuck Drogba
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>>88841660
>jewspn
>>
fucking jewspn with a billion commercials
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>>88841687
why fuck Drogba
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>>88841822
and FUCK Drumpf
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snowing here, can't wait til we make ploffs next year
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>>88841681
please tell me that's not the actual crest they're going to use
it looks like something you'd find in the amateur leagues
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>>88841681
>>
Is USL rigged?
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>>88841924
rumoured "leak"
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>>88841924
yes it fits perfectly for mls
>>
>rumoured

FOB
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>>88842254
maybe if they were one of the original teams back in the 90's, but this looks absolutely dreadful today
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>USL EXPERIENCE
>COMING TO TAMPA IN 2019
what was meant by this?
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>>88842235
yes
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>>88842430
what's the narrative this year?
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>drogba
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>>88842460
it was our turn
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>>88842460
b2b
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>>88842351
NEW FLORIDA THEME PARK

there is the Bible Experience in Orlando and the USL experience on Tampa
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>>88842460
Cincy "earning" their promotion with a USL championship
oh wait
lol
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>Drogba
>>
drugba in orbit
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>Phoenix Sinking
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Why isn't Louisville in the expansion talks?
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>>88844874

they havent given Garber a $300m bribe
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>>88844874
no big-money owners, small media market
they are supposed to be getting a sweet new stadium (10K-ish seats) in a couple years though
which is great, because playing league games on a baseball field is awful
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>Drogba
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>>88842956

They already won the league table though, right? IMO, playoffs are just a cup tourney. The regular season is the league title.
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do you guys think lena paul is a fight and win fan?
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>>88845465
>born in florida
>lives in georgia
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>>88844874

Because they don't have a large enough fan base. In the US, performance doesn't mean anything when it comes to league expansion.
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as an SKC fan I'm rooting for Portland, also
>NO CHAD
>NO ROLDAN
ez portland win 2-1 up time to disappoint those seattle fags
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>>88845428
>IMO, playoffs are just a cup tourney.
with an unbalanced schedule, this is the dumbest possible take
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>>88845465
who the fuck is lena paul
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do we have an afc anchorage kit available
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>>88845936
>soon
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>Drogba
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I don't get that Portland banner about cars?
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This 19 year old kid deserved to be called up over a shitter like Lletget.
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I took a year break from soccer and I'm so lost
Who are these players?
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i tried to photoshop a anchorage kit onto lena paul but she's too curvy and my photoshop skills are subpar, can't do it
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Gotta admit, JMo is looking pretty cute these days. No homo.
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>>88846363
>I took a year break from soccer
you fool
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>>88846260
Who?
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>Drogba
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is this the seattle vs portland game thread?
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Are we getting a semen-slurper tonight? Does Portland win 0-0?
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So is John Strong actually Doyle's older brother?
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LET'S FACE THE MUSIC AND DANCE
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>>88847158
no, Doyle's older brother was actually good at things and was likeable and normal and, like Doyle, was a baseball fan
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>pooidiaz
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>>88847333
never freakin change bros, never freakin change

always fight. always win.
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>Seattle
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Should have punched that, Attinella
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>poortland
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>portlel
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>>88847586
>Vancouver
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>shitattle
ahahahaha
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It's ok to be Blanco
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OH NO NO NO
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Villafana justifying his MNT call up by doing fuck all and being complete shit
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>>88847671
>(You)
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FLOUNDERS NO!
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>inb4 >TORRES
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https://youtu.be/14TCeDqKH4w
Please hire me
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*randomly decides some tackles are fouls and others are not without any coherent reason keeping the game in a constant flux and eventually losing control of the match and disrupting the flow of the game in your path*
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>>88847716
did he not suck for a single second when I wasn't watching? he's spent the entire half out of position and not contributed anything
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>>88847770
I disagree
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Damn it, poortland. You had one job.
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BASED RUDY
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Wtf Blanco, why put it there
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Watch the Korean choking for the team
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what kind of shit clearance was that?!
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what the fuck was Blanco thinking there?

not even amateur league shit, you would get dropped from a Sunday beer league team for doing that
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ayyyyy lmao
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Having this Cascadia rival match alone on Thursday maybe a great choice after all.
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>tfw no Golden Goal MLS playoffs
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>4th subs
I like this.
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>>88847871
>that ass to waist ratio
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>>88847870
Why am I still awake though
t. east coaster
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Ahahahaha based Asprilla
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ASPRILLA!!!

Based Valeri did it again.
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>kee hee
wew
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PRIME mls defending
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>ref missed another Timber's handball
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no era
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absolutely no era
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>>88847964
no way either of those are penalties
this third one is legit though
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Finally, no need for VAR this time.
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>>88847871
>>88847909
>>88847953
this is /mls/ not /thotmx/
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presumably no away goal in OT?
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Crazy fucking game. A lot of typical sloppy shit and weird bounces from the turf, but can't deny that MLS is entertaining. Plus the fucking flames after Seattle goals. Nice.
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>>88847991
Shut up virgin.
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>>88847991
>ass triggers the Alexposter

poor little white boy
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>>88847993
Yeah, only in 90. Otherwise one team would have more opportunity to get an away goal than the other.
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>>88847993
Yep. No golden goal either. Timbers need to win it in extra 30 minutes now.
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>>88848011
Away Goal Rule is objectively stupider than run-up penalties
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>>88848023
Run-up penalties are objectively better than how they currently do shootouts.
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R A R E
Double leg cramps
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>>88848023
Home field advantage matters in soccer though. MLS has both real and fake grass, smallass field in NY, ice bowls up North, high altitudes, etc. It is fair to reward away goals.
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only have this other one, might as well post it
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>>88848089
obvious shoop
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>>88848063
why not award them all season and get rid of ties?
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>>88848108
It only works for home-away series
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>>88848005
>virginshaming in my /mls/
Never thought I'd live to see the day.
>>88848006
I'm a pressfag though.
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>>88848089
GIRL HAVE BUTT
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I unironically like those two teams. I feel like in all their redditness their supporters give more shits about their teams than everyone else.
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>>88848121
same flat, different plank
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>Ruidiaz
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who ever wins they are going to get memed hard 0-0/1-0 in the next round
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>celebrating early
fucking love this meme league lads
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>not knowing the rules
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>ohnononono they didn't know the rules lmao
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>>88848247
Dumb Argentines don't know English.
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>pk shoot out
I’m going to bed.
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Could never fucking beat shittle in penalties
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portland players celebrating kek
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>pootland
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fucking foreigners
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IT'S TIME
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maybe he just really likes penalty kicks, pls no bully
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Do an op with some fucking effort this time
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EL PERUANO
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>ruin
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FLOUNDERS LMAO
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Poor Ruidiaz, seattle is dog shit
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JEFF JEFF JEFF
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>Bruin
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FIIIIGHGGHHHHHTTTTT
YET
LOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEEE
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Fuck you Shittle, Fuck you Washiton, bow down to your bigger neighbor
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FUCK YOU SEATTLE LMAO
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>Seattle
>getting meme'd at home
>by Portland
>on penalties
best timeline
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FIGHT AND LOSE XHEATTLE FLOUNDERS
>>
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Villafana did jack shit in that game and somehow places himself in the center of the celebrations
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>you're out, we're in
Get fucked
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>>88848386
rekt
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>>88848386
you'll always yacht alone
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I am whipping and nae-nae'ing as i type this
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FUCK SEATTLE
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>seattle
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I won't be making a new thread so kindly fuck off

also, don't include /ayy/. make them suffer
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>>88848528
Fuck off
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>>88848566
""no ""
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>>88848524
fuck off sporting
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>>88848612
non-flyover nazi detected
>>
NEW for weekend bants:
>>88848729
>>88848729
>>88848729





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