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Sri Lanka vs England Test Match
203 & 0-15* SL
342 & 6-322 Declared

Australia V South Africa Second ODI 2:30PM (AEDT)
Adelaide Oval
South Africa won the toss and will bowl first
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Hi
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>>88844948
hey
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>South Africa will bowl first
STEYN TO BRING THE PAIN
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>>88844830
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this is the thread
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>>88845079
This is the post.
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Made one too but I'll use this one and keep that as backup
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FINALLY
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>>88845189
>four /cric/s in the catalogue
janny finna be seethin
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Do we post here or /crug/?
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>lever inspection day
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>>88845239
we never post in /crug/
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>>88845239
If you're scared of Indians or Australians, you might want to use /crug/.
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>>88845246
WOW they’re huge
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>>88845246
WOGGED
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>>88845239
Only the kiwimod/kiwijanny uses that thread
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>>88845324
don't think he's a mod/janny, he just reports everything lol
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>>88845391
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>>88845391
the kiwi walkcunt
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So Australia has been fucked in international without Warner and Smith, right?
Guys like Finch and Paine aren’t capable of captaining an elite team
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>>88845415
P-PLEASE DON'T
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>>88845426
No it's me Daniel
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>>88845473
Smith is a garbage captain too
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Nice review fuckwit
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>DEAD
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BEHEADED
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Jesus, Australia are embarrassingly bad
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>that review
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>didn't review a shit decision last game
>reviewed a good decision this game right at the start
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>>88845659
>smithreviewjpg
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>>88845391
Why would anyone do something like that?
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safe to say the Travis Head experiment has failed
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Quite like the graphics on this broadcast
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“Only two people would have reviewed that, finch and Shane Watson”
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Lovely pitch.
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>>88845723
but Shane Watson' isn't Travis Head's mother
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>>88845723
whos' the commentator that pissed himself at that horrendous joke, maxwell?
Any way to see who's commentating at any given moment?
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Finch is too much of a softcock to tell him to go
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This is your last warning -- surrender to /hoc/ or we will use deadly force
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>>88845775
meant o'keefe lol
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>>88845803
Extremely low quality post 2bh
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Had some of those Indomie mi goreng for the first time in like 7 years today
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>>88845648
Smith is a complete mong as captain but a gun at bat at least.
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>>88845834
Enjoy having an extremely difficult australian batting mate
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Is Kerry O'Keefe related to Andrew O'Keefe?
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“Nah heady, I reckon that’s sliding down leg mate”
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>>88845821
*uses deadly force*

any other wise guys here?
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marsh is the perfect man to help us reach 50 overs this time
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WHACK
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>>88845870
They must be related to James O'Keefe surely
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>>88845930
What about Steve o’keefe lad
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Jennifer O'Queef?
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>Poo Steyn
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Chief O’keefe
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Will /cric/ surpass /crug/ in posts
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>>88845958
nasty misogynist bastard
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Ryan O'Keefe
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>>88845999
Check out this fine fresh fellow
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>>88845834
these ones right here are what you're after. Not even a weeb, but I'm willing to admit when they get something right.
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>>88846035
That's a Ramen. Mi goreng is fried noodles. Totally different experience
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>>88846035
Nissan makes ramen now too? Crazy times we live in lads
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Missus makes me these with eggs in it. Elite cheap feed.
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>>88846070
More like Nonceshim
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>empty stands
Have the Australian public turned away in disgust?
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Which feels better lads, clean bowling some cunt or smashing some cunt into the carpark?
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>>88845821
>>88845849
Cringe
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>>88846118
It’s 2:30 lad
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>>88846158
Friday arvo "mate"
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>>88846070
>no msg
but that's the best part...
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>>88846152
Aesthetically speaking, (presuming the batsman has technique.) The former
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here's a jok, la
> A farmer had three daughters...

and each was going on a date one Friday night.

The first daughters date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"

Betty left with Freddy.

The second daughters date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?"

Flo left with Joe.

The third daughters date showed up "Hello I'm Chuck-"

The farmer shot chuck
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Shit joke.
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>>88846207
Weak as piss
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Formerly Sneed.
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>>88846251
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That indian chick with the pom accent is pretty hot tbqh
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>>88846207
I've got a joke for you mate:

>(You)
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>>88846158
>can't get friday arvo off for the cricket
times must be tough over the ditch
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>>88846275
Reckon Warnie will have a shag m8?
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>>88846275
I want her to wear a paper bag and tug me off while telling me how pathetic I am.
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>>88846290
Aussies literally nose to the grindstone for their Chinese overlords
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What's the difference between a Greyhound and a Priest?

A greyhound waits until the hare is out of the box
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>run rate at 5.8
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>>88846314
Good one lad that will go down well at my cousin's bat mitzvah.
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>>88846152
Middle stump. But both a very fucking good.
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looking competitive so far lads
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>>88846314
Classic.

How many Aussies does it take to sandpaper a cricket ball?

Just one, that guy that got caught blatantly doing it on HD live TV.
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>>88846290
I literally just walked out of work and came home. Np lad.
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>>88846358
Based sheddy
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Ah yes, the inferiority complex strikes again
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>>88846314
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Of5_u64YPw
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I bet Shedcunt is MVP at the office
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Sensing another internet fight with the aussies soon
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>>88846385
Where did it get you lad?
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>>88846357
actually the "leadership team" and mansplaining culture at CA also responsible mate
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>>88846385
So true
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>>88846401
Crug upsets them but it's pretty harmless
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met with the boss this week actually and yes I am doing very well thank you
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Shant be paying rent for living in your head
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>>88846405
Ok yeah, just made that one up tbph
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>>88846412
Based sheddy, greatest ally, crug to the bone
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>>88846118
unironically yes
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Why can I hear a female voice from the TV
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>>88846452
t. my grandad
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>>88846450
You know what? Good for them.
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>>88846412
>anime
cringe
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>>88846457
Your grandad is probably tough af and a true blue Ayssie bloke unlike his soft simpering grandson
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GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFFF
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>>88846429
>>88846469
8 hours of /cric/ on Friday
8 hours of /cric/ on Sunday
8 hours of /rug/ on Sunday
duno where I'm guna fit the anime mate, may have to bludge work on Monday too
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>>88846478
aaaaaaaaand....

GOTTEM
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>>88846478
reckon you could be right
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This is the thread.
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poorsh
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY PITCH MARSH YOU UTTER DISGRACE
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>>88846491
Get your missus to read out posts and type on 4chan for you while you watch amines
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I hate stinking coconuts if I'm being honest
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Hlw
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Niggidi is pretty based
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>>88846385
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>>88846508
Kiwi ingenuity
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>>88846545
Curd your rasicm
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>>88846534
GOTTEM
well done saving that mate was an absolute classic burn
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>>88846534
Holy mother of based! Poo Peeland PTFO!
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>>88846556
Turd your face-ism if you're not careful sweetheart
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Here's a good joke.


An Australian man living in Canada went to the store to buy some bread.

When he got to the counter he asked the clerk for the loaf of bread, to which the clerk replied "You must be from Australia!"

This angered the Australian. The Australian only wanted to fit in with the rest of the local Canadians without them knowing he was Australian.

So he stormed home in a fit of rage and decided he wouldn't go back to the store until he talked normally.

The Australian man spent many long months practicing to speak and attending classes until he was convinced he spoke perfectly without an accent.

After much difficulty he decided it was finally time for him to return to the store. He went in and walked up to the counter of the store and said in the most perfect Canadian voice, "Hello, I'll take 1 loaf of bread please"

The clerk replied, "You must be Australian!"

The Australian erupted into fierce anger again and said to the clerk, "How in the hell do you know I'm Australian?!?"

the clerk then replied,

"This is a hardware store"
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>>88846561
Nice nz/sp/ meme
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>>88846508
>weebs
>having a missus
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>>88846565
Oh very sad!!!
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Warney will undoubtably try and tune the curry chick. Will he be successful?
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>>88846574
You're underestimating ShedGOD
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>>88846578
nah she seems too classy
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>>88846574
Shedlord is KNOWN for his success with the ladies
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>/rug/ pseudotrips
grim
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>>88846577
oo very sad! For you
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Where are the /afl/ trips like RC and Saint Kentucky
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>>88846604
since you love /rug/ so much why don't you marry it?
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>>88846578
I'm honestly amazed anyone fucks Warne
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>>88846616
It is my college
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Are more people going to show up when SA bats?
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>>88846604
>cant stop mentioning rug
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>>88846625
haha this is top banter lol

>>88846622
no one wants to watch this garbage team in this garbage format and those who do can't because it's not on free tv
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reckon the ol lynn will top his high score of 16 (sixteen) in ODIs lads?
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>>88846625
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>>88846627
It is my school shooting
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>>88846578
See >>88846296
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>>88846578
Reckon he will give her the middle stump lad
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>>88846645
>High Score - 16
>Average - 17.5

lmao
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>>88846646
yikes
this is a facebook meme free zone
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Gone
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>>88846672
t. anime poster
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PLUM
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>>88846672
Cringe
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finch is a fat shit
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>>88846642
>those who do can't because it's not on free tv
it's got a free online stream though (don't piss on me please)
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>>88846625
Good meme
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How about a bit of positivity and a bit less aggro ay lads? Has based crug taught us nothing?
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>>88846700
Pic of stomach now
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Pozzies still upset that they can't win the Bledisloe.

grim
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>>88846716
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>>88846648
This is not fune.
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>>88846747
DYEL?
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>>88846741
unironically don't even know what that is
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*shits on your wickets*
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Is Finchy the new Warncuck?
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>>88846747
Manlet
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>>88846755
no lad
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>>88846777
Get the wickets out of your bum m8
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>>88846747
Where are your pecs and lats lad? You following the Indian arms day every day routine? PLEASE don't show legs.
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>>88846741
Bashed your mum's cervix so hard she Bledisloe-ly to her death mate.
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>>88846741
Union is dead in Australia lad. It's been dying since the Super 12 was moved off free to air TV over a decade ago.
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>>88846801
I can tell. Chest and core needs work. Arms could be bigger but reasonably well defined for someone who doesn't.
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>>88846820
Shame, it's the only sport you were top 4 in.
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>>88846813
kek
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>>88846828
Based AFL will become to only winter support in Australia, and that's a good thing.
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>>88846813
She died of leukemia in 2015 lad
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jkOcYGQiLU
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>>88846839
it's going to become our only sport, it's the literal reason we're so shit at cricket now and why we're so reliant on NSW and Queensland for cricketers
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>>88846808
Dont tell me how to live my life
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>>88846813
Ok this is epic
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>people bullying leukemia mum

I thought /cric/ was supposed to be the civilised sport.
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>>88846839
Can't really understand your awful English 2bh lad
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>>88846866
That's not leukemia mum lad.
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LYNNSANITY
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>>88846851
HOLY BASED AND FHGPILLED
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>>88846851
Trump hat guy, requesting you do something about your cringy countrymen on cric
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>>88846851
based fucking fat hump gay
how are the nephews mate
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>>88846851
Are you an angel?
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>>88846854
And that's a good thing. It indicates that we don't give a fuck about validation of our sporting prowess internationally and are focused only on what is enjoyable.
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>>88846930
t. Gillon McLachlan
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>>88846851
Holy fuck learn to sing lad
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Is Tahir turning white?
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>>88846930
grim
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>>88846962
Pakistanis are our Indo-European brothers and by definition white
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>>88846965
t. Stavros Dolopolous
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LYNNSANITY
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WHACK
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LYNNSANE!
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WALLOP
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COP THAT
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>>88846987
>>88846991
>>88847000
>>88847003
>>88847006
Based cric
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>South African called Pretorius
how contrived
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>>88844830
love this angel
hate the goblin
simple as
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>predictviz
where's your WASP
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missed you lads
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>>88847020
got an Asian mate whose parents literally named him Perth after they moved here because they liked it so much
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>>88847032
We were hoping you'd died
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>>88846987
>>88846991
>>88847000
>>88847003
>>88847006
>>88847014
this is why i love reddit!
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>>88847043
Go back m8.
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>>88846412
please help me get into australia
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grim
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>>88847051
post pic of cheekbones/brow/jawline/eye colour/hair colour

if you pass I will let you in
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thoughts on german cricket lads?
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have south africa, dare i say, missed a trick here?
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>>88847066
They don't look very German to me
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>>88847064
i am ashamed of exposing me on the internet.....
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>>88847066
Didn't know Ozil was a cricketer as well
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>>88847066
This is what the average German will look like in 2025, and it's beautiful.
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fat cunt

fuck off
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>>88847066
is that their sexual emergency 12th 'man'?
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>>88847078
you fail the english test anyway lad, try argentina I hear they're white
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GOTTEM
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>>88847066
all the lads
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*anchors the front foot to the crease*
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FUCK OFF FINCH
GO ON
WALK YOU CUNT
FUCK
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Can somebody post the all time obese Australian 11
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Phoneposting just isn’t the same
>Funch
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>>88847119
we never made an Australian one, there was a world XI though

ABSOLUTE UNIT XI

Boon
Sehwag
Inzamam
Cosgrove
Shahzad (wk)
Cornwall
WG Grace
Leverock (c)
Warne
Merv Hughes
Brandes

#certifiedhuge
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how many consecutive losses if they lose this one?
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walkgod
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>>88847135
>No Hayden
Grim
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>>88846976
NO
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>>88847136
/8/
>if they lose
lmao, Australia's losing mate
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>>88847135
Thought Gilly was the best wk
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>>88847154
Hayden was a bearmode GODlander
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>>88847154
>>88847165
neither of them were obese
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>>88847135
>Brandes
based

>One of the all time great bowlers, Glen McGrath was getting frustrated at being unable to dismiss little known Zimbabwean cricketer Eddo Brandes.
>McGrath: “Why are you so fat?”
>Brandes “Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”
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>>88847039
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>>88847184
>Sehwag
>Obese
>>88847135
Where are the Sri Lankans?
Bad list.
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>>88847192
what's your XI then mate
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>>88847184
Right, it’s the fat XI
My bad
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>>88847191
How RENT FREE do you have to be to make this hahahahaha
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My XI? Rieko Ioane.
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>>88847191
that video was grim
he was going to get his fucking head smashed in once he went to high school
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>>88847200
M8, you missed Afridi, Ranatunga, and BASED RAMESH POOOWAR
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>>88847218
BASED
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>>88847135
Jesse Ryder needs to be in there somewhere.
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>>88847135
Could you please do the cabbie XI?
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>>88847244
This.
And XL Ian Smith as coach.
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>>88847244
he makes the alchy XI
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For me, it's the fat but also shit XI
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>>88847253
yes mate

RG Sharma (c)
S Dhawan
RR Pant
KL Rahul
MK Pandey
KD Karthik (wk)
KH Pandya
Kuldeep Yadav
JJ Bumrah
KK Ahmed
B Kumar
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>>88847191
Fucking kek
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Fond memories of big Marky Cosgrove refusing to push singles
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who's winning lads
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>>88847301
Cricket.
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>>88847275
Haha, the entire Indian team minus Kohli. I’d throw Herath in the there and some Paki players
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>>88847301
New Zealand 1-0
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>Dilly says: "Rotation of strike or the lack of it lead to Finch's dismissal than anything else. Finch & Lynn just kept hitting it straight to the fielders. Need to take a book out of the Indians on how to play middle overs..Too stagnant for my liking, this."
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Reckon Doully would fit in well with these commentators.
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>>88847135
>no lehmann
Cripes
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>>88847338
Doully's based and elite
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which team is /our team/?
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>>88847352
Both are bad guys.
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>>88847352
The Black Cocks
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>>88847135
Where's watto?
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>>88847356
But SA if you must choose.
>>88847362
Not fat enough
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Sri Lanka SHALL be winning this
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>he's watching the dull test
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WHACK
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Odi > t20 > test
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WALLOP
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>He's watching Pozstralia's inevitable 8th consecutive boreDI loss
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>>88847387
GOOD test> ODI> T20> BORING test
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WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P
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LYNNNNNNNNNSANITY!
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Rabada has gotten so shit
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>rabadar
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Typical cheating saffers
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Who needs cheaters Smith and Warner when you've got Finchy and Lynnsanity?
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tipping Rabada may not be given another over for a bit
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>>88847425
>tf
>tp
oh nononono
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Getting out after 18 off the over is so fucking dumb it hurts
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>>88847403
>>88847411
>>88847415
>>88847420
>>88847427
>>88847429
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>giving a sendoff after getting fucking walloped

hmm
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GOTTEM
GET FUCKED CAREY
GET OFF MY PITCH
GO ON GO CRY IN THE PAVILION
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SORRY
FUCK OFF LYNN
CONE BACK CAREY
FUCKING SRY M8
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Is Alex Carey related to Wayne Carey?
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haha time for memes
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Need a big number from Maxmeme
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>>88847452
>>88847462
kek
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>coming back from getting walloped to getting him out in the same over isn't worthy of a sendoff

t. Seethestralia
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>>88847470
just Wayne Swan mate
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>>88847489
Well worth a bon voyage tbf
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Memeswell
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>>88847489
>coming back
it was a shit ball and a soft wicket
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>>88847470
Drew Carey m8
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Been to Adelaide once.

Won't be going back.
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>>88847498
t. Piss Lynn
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>>88847533
Redpill me m8
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>>88847534
reckon Lynn would be trying to say it was a good ball and there was nothing he could have done about it hey
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Is Adelaide the Jacksonville, Florida of Australia?
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Looking at 280 lads cap it
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>>88847533
based statsy
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>>88847533
I really liked Adelaide tbhaych. The CBD is a perfect grid/square so it's fucking easy to navigate and travel, and suburbia is on all sides of it with no fucking shitty rivers or coasts cutting it off. Big enough as a regional hub to have services but small enough that you don't get constant gridlock and fucktons of pakis.
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>>88847566
it's also fucking boring as shit
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>>88847566
Is that you Saxon?
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>>88847573
How is it any more or less "boring" than any other city? It is larger than every city in Australia or NZ other than Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, and Auckland (comparable). It has beaches and sports teams and theatres and shit like everywhere else. Or does every city smaller than Auckland bore you?
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>>88847598
>it is larger than every city in Australia except for almost every other city in Australia
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Might get fish n chips lads
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I reckon Perth looks right up my alley
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Cities are overrated
Doing nothing is underated
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Perth > Radelaide >>>>> all the other shitters
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>>88847627
don't need your kind here
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redpill me on Canberra
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Sydney=Los Angeles
Melbourne=Bay Area
Brisbane=Miami
Perth=Phoenix on the water
Adelaide=Jacksonville
/gong/=Charleston, South Carolina
Darwin=New Orleans
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cricket sucks
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>>88847573
yeah it's a shame having to leave the house without donning your anti machete chain mail and rape whistle. IF only we could be more like the east coast!
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>>88847710
this is Saxon
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>>88847703
missed the FHG gimmicks
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Is the rabbit proof fence more like the continental divide or the Great Wall of China?
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>>88847703
Sydney is New York
Melbourne is Chicago
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WhY ArEn'T I iN tHe TeSt TeAm GuYs???!?
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>Memeswell
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useless cunt
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>MAXLEL
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BASED LEACH
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just meme my shit up
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Jimmy you here m8?
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>seinfeld references
grim
get this cancerous old cunt out of the box
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I don't associate with pedos
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Is 270 still on?
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>>88847798
yeah mate had to zip over to Canada for a bit, be back in a few days tho
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the incel paedo richo
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Based Spermot
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finished my evidence notes lads
228 pages long
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>commentators talking about Seinfeld
Please Australia don’t fall the the Jewish humor meme
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>>88847855
what are you fucking doing mate, haven't you heard that Ps get Degrees?
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>>88847855
>evidence notes
?
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>poonis
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>>88847863
law of evidence
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BASED PAKI
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Based aussies, giving everyone an early night.
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thought we'd finish 50 overs this time
grim
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WOG
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>348 posts
>23 IPs
Yikes
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Business idea: Sebbo should start making good posts instead dire ones
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Come on Cummies, do it for your freak ayylmao gf
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>>88847883
we're actually doing better than I was expecting
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Is Pretorius a chad?
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>>88847540
It's like if you merged Hamilton with Christchurch and gave everyone an Aussie accent
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>>88847923
they don't even have a proper Australian accent there
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>>88847923
t. clearly hasn't been to Adelaide
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how does pretorius bowl with 2 legs missing lads
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>>88847932
>>88847937
It's a part of Australia and it's full of Australians so yes they have Aussie accents. At least to someone from outside
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>>88847533
More like Badelaide.
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>>88847951
didn't disagree with you lad, I'm just saying they have a different kind of Australian accent and it's grim
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>>88847951
personally find the south australian accent sounds the most like yours among australian accents
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>>88847962
Went to a pub and told some lad about how weird afl is and we talked about rugby union
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>>88847979
surprised he didn't bottle you for saying that
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>>88847972
nah it's more british
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would love if isa was my gf
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>>88847985
Seemed quite friendly I thought any Aussie would get mad that I'm kiwi.

In reality most Australian cities I visit the people there cower in fear from me. All Aussies do
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>>88848003
t. issac luke
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>>88848003
BSA
S
A
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Which commentator has the best chance at getting at Isha Guru box?
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>>88847923
nah m8, when we build a church it stays built
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>>88846805
next
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>>88848018
me lad
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Cummins you fucking dead shit
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Now THAT was an Alinta Energy Ball fellas.
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>>88848020
Not when the muzzies need that land for a BASED mosque
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COLLAPSE
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grim
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>>88848036
Ayyyy lmao
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>>88848036
yikes
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are wet dreams real
feel like they're something made up by americans
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Thinking about reviving the furpuck meme lads
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Australia will never win a cricket match again.
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Remember when people said Bummins is an all rounder
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Just realised I don't like cricket and shall never be watching it again
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NEW
>>88846805
>>88846805
>>88846805
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more like AusFAILia is what I'm thinkin
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*skrrrrt*
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Grimnada
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>>88848077
fuck off leaf
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NZ fielder would've got that
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>>88848078
GOTTEM
keep em coming lad you're fucking DEADLY today
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Has the criccy finished? Awfully quiet in here...
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At times like this I need to say to our Aussie brothers: chin up lads, it'll get better
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>>88848095
Looks like we run /cric/ m8
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>>88848095
Australian Cricket finished about 9 months ago
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If Jack Leach was adept at multitasking whilst being a top he'd be Sack Reach
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>>88848096
Struggle to see a way out of this hole
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>>88848096
Reckon it's only downhill from here for those shitters
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>>88848096
thanks brother
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>>88848102
If Jack Leach were an educator in Africa, he'd be Black Teach
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>>88848112
However, I won't say that, but I will say get fucked you losers RIP in piss you cheating fucks
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GONE

FUCK OFF SHITARC
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HOOHOOOO GOTTEM
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>>88848120
D:
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business idea: More Australians in the Australian team.
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Big fan of this timeline

Can't wait for the poztralian selectors to knee jerk the fuck out and ruin the careers of some 19 year olds

should be a fun ride
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>>88848120
>blaming a whole nation on the fault of a autist and a turbomanlet
grim
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another grim outing this
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Love rugby
Love the Wallabies
Love cricket
Hate Aussie NT
Simple.
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>>88848133
jk mate. Chin up.
(gottem)
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>>88848120
SAVAGE
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>>88848133
>he STILL believes the whole team wasn't in on it
Brainlet
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based moral high ground Zampa
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>>88848096
>>88848112
>>88848120
Haha
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>>88848152
proof?
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who won lads
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Fuck up leaf
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>>88848155
>Love them. Don't eat them.

I'm perfectly capable of doing both thanks
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Good thing Smith and Warner will be available for the world cup
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Who's got the best bowling lads? Just tuning in. Looks like the Proteas bowling is on task
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>>88848169
Saffas, and its not even close
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Cricket won today
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>>88848158
None of the guys who got caught benefit directly. The fast bowlers should know
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Too bloody hot lads
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For me, it's only watching when your team is winning
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>>88848183
I mean which bowlers lad
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Zampa installed gib board at my bach last summer lads then I bummed him
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>>88848186
based fucking Bob, pensioner on tour
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For me, it's not watching even when your team is winning
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>>88848195
top bloke eh
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>>88848205
Nah he was bottom lad
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>>88848187
Did you get called in to work lad?
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>>88848186
How hot m8
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>>88848216
Favourite cric meme if I'm honest
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>>88848218
28 but humid
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we will never win another game lads...just....end it
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>>88848186
Is Sri Lanka a worthy place to visit?
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For me, it's Chloe Swarbrick
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Why are >we so shit lads

Goose pls tell me
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>>>/x/18745097
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>>88848228
>poms
lmao
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tipping a glorious and dominant return for Warner and Smith tbqh. T20 shitters SHALL be getting the boot
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JUST
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GOT THE CUNT
WALK
GO ON
FUCK OFF
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more like Gaysex Queerpee
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grimpilled
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>>88848267
Lynn got our second highest total, with by far the best strike rate too
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>>88848243
Hi this is Goosey in NZ, had to leave because of the shame of posting under the Aussie flag AMA
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>>88848243
Not goose, but the team is full of mental midgets. They are no doubt caught in two minds between "taking the game on" and "pacing yourself". With no Smiff, there's not a single batsman that you can back that will hold his bat the entire innings
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Execute all namefags.
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>>88848286
>one brainletbasher did slightly better than the other brainletbashers

so what? He still got out immediately after getting on a roll
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If they can grind to 250, it's defendable at least
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Probably all out next over though lol
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>>88848302
maybe ten years ago
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NEED Adam Twinkshit to face some chin music
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>>88848298
for me lynn is the epitome of t20 shitters and he did the best
look at smarsh's total
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>>88848302
Shall be following this posts narrative
>>88848306
Shall be ignoring this post
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BASED STOKES
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>>88848315
reminder all of our future batsmen will be chris lynns and our bowlers will be mitch marsh tier
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Predicting a final score of 222
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This is a 350 pitch I reckon
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for me, it's defending the t20 shitters after they led you to an 8th straight loss
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>>88848310
He can get down to my members end and face a couple of balls.
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>>88848307
Aus nearly defended 151 against NZ at Eden Park m8
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>>88848326
oh nononononono
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>>88848326
>(You)
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>only rabada and ngidi have overs left
le time for more boundaries
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>>88848326
GONE

FUCK OFF

GET THE FUCK OFF OF /CRIC/
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GAMON ZAMPA
*boom boom*
SVORE SOME FOOKIN BOUNDRIES
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>>88848354
Loving this intensity lad.
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>>88848350
>1 run off the over
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Still picking 250 lads
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Holy fk zampa's a total manlet.
Doubt he could lift a sheet of gib 2bh
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>You now remember when Bancroft was picked for Australia's T20 World Cup side to be the wicket keeper.
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need vegan boy to find the fence
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Tails wagging lads
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>>88847573
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2018/nov/09/melbourne-bourke-street-police-incident-declared-after-car-in-flames

yeah, more of this pls
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>>88848392
>god just kill me
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Gonna go to the shop during the break lads, you want anything?
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>>88848393
based! lay down the law saxon, show those east cuckers who's boss
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>Mike says: "Zampa, our new number three! ;)"
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These lads have some shots
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Why is Melbourne so based lads

https://stuff.co.nz/world/australia/108502200/two-people-stabbed-man-shot-after-car-set-alight-in-melbourne-reports
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>>88848398
Twisties and a bundie cheers
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>>88848398
grab me a moro gold thanks mate
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bring back Boof when?
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based paki spot-fixer
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Why didnt the man catch it
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>>88848398
50g of Park Royal, I'll transfer you $130
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>>88848398
an aussie batting order, if you can find one
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>>88848410
wonder how MWNGF's PTSD is going. Must be rough.
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W2c this shirt
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>>88848236
Not amazing
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>>88848398
Can you get us some Aussie guts please? We seem to have run out.
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>>88848410
Diversity is our strength
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Nonceibul
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Come on lads, just give it a try
>>88831570
>>88831570
>>88831570
>>
The swat is an underrated but elite shot
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231 hmm
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I'll make the next thread, don't worry
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Will not be joining that thread
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>>88848443
Suck my gigantic cock (brown coloured)
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Need an actual new thread.
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Sad cunts 2bh
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>>88844718
>>88844718
>>88844718
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>>88848475
Shut the fuck up you pathetic peelander
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>>88848410
BOOM HEADSHOT https://twitter.com/windix/status/1060775278358626304/video/1





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