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What's the mindset of a man who dates orc women?
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>>52276099

"It's totally worth the risk of eating out a women who could crush my head between her thighs like a watermelon."
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>>52276099
1. No standards
2. very specific standards
3. Rejection from peer groups in childhood leading to xenophilia
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>>52276099
The mindset of a mountain climber or an experimental jet pilot.
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>>52276099
"Momma always told me to eat my greens."
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>>52276117
Why do you even have that question in the first place?
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>>52276099
The same mindset as the kind of people who dates and fantasizes about hot muscular chicks.
Some people just really like big strong women.
Also, the drums
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>>52276099
>What's the mindset

The mindset is snusnu. A big fit woman is sturdy, can have many children safely. This is naturally arousing.
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>>52276099
A degenerate who betrays his own kind. I didn't fight in the war and lose some of the best men I've ever known to those bastards so you youngfolk could go around fucking them. Next thing you;ll be wanting to marry one of those savages.
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>>52276099
I thought the guy said
>y-you too
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>>52276205
Should've won the war then grandpa
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>>52276099
Let me try:
>T H I C C
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>>52276099
>What's the mindset of a man who dates orc women?
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>>52276205
>>52276219
>Not completely wiping out the orcs via miscegenation

None of you faggots can see anything past your nose, can you?
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>>52276099
Orc women are exotic and a bit scary, and that gets some guys interested.
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>>52276234
Except that series sucks complete ass, and is only enjoyed by people who unironically think Lightning as portrayed in Lightning Returns: FFXIII is a good female character
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>>52276099
To put his dick in one
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>>52276099
What's the mindset of a man who dates orc men?
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>>52276277
It's still a very recognizable character type isn't it?
I mean, I haven't even watched the series and I get it.
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What's the mindset of a man who wants to fuck a dragon?
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>>52276298
Probably to suck their dicks
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>>52276338
Oh, that's just your average fa/tg/uy
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>>52276099
bestiality
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>>52276205
I completely agree. Orc race is purer and less cruel than humanity, who only desire the riches of the world they have earned through trickery and force. Humans cause us to stray from our ancient ancestral traditions, but those who learn human ways, no matter how impeccably, are still seen as lesser.
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>>52276298
The mindset is excellent taste
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>>52276099

He's thinking having a lot of big strong sons. While she's thinking how clever and handsome her sons will be.
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>>52276099
Well, he's a either a muff, loving jungle-hunting Nigel Thornberry explorer who doesn't mind a bit of rough and tumble in the Jungle, a Manlet, A cuckold, or otherwise, weakling, a Shota, an Australian, Or so ripped and well experienced he's sick of turning his partners into cum-socket ragdolls every danm time. Also, Orc women probably know how to cook, so it's usually the same mentality of people who fuck carribean women I guess.

Or a filth fetishist, into "Exotic" tastes, (Farts, armpit hair, pubic hair, sweat, unwashed, dirty feet, tribal attire, loincloths, leglock suffocation, leglocking, harems and all that primal non orderly shit)

Also, probably killing animals and fucking on the carcass, sometimes inside of the creatures intestines.

Infact, i'm fairly sure that's what Orcs use for condoms.

So you know, kill a monster, use it's guts to fuck your orc.
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>>52276099
I am going to conquer that mountain.
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I just want big gf.
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>>52276476
Or is the mountain gonna conquer you?
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>>52276277
>and is only enjoyed by people who unironically think Lightning as portrayed in Lightning Returns: FFXIII is a good female character
I get that you don't enjoy WCW, but this is taking it a bit too far don't you think?
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>>52276461

I really didn't need that stroll through the inside of your head, dude.
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>>52276099
People in my country fuck anything that breathes.
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>>52276507
I probably am, but it comes from having my heart spurned by how crappy it ended up being after having invested so much time into it.
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>>52276506
I'll be fine as long as I don't forget to STEP AND BREATH.
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>>52276561
I've only read some of it, what makes it so bad?
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>>52276564
Where you're going, you won't even have to Breathe
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>>52276532
Where are you from?
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>>52276602
Male character remains useless and everyone refuses to help him actually become useful to the story, female character spends most of the time either being an unstoppable and stoic plot device, or being off screen as people allude to some wierd vaguely hinted dark past that relies heavily on a hamfisted "childhood amnesia" plot device.

Sister character remains annoying and one dimensional.

I stopped some time in, when they got to the part where they still kept skirting around the dark past because of the amnesia bullcrap, I just couldn't bring myself to read anymore. The main female character exists purely to be a waifu, and not even a good one. Hence the comparison to Lightning.

Hell, even Tsukune from Rosario+Vampire eventually nutted up and became useful and took an active role in the story and struggle. This punk just stays a useless whelp the entire time, and is insufferable.
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>>52276602
As someone who actually likes the show/manga, my biggest criticisms would be:
>The earliest parts are a bit of a mess. It tries to set up three potential BBEGs at the same time, giving very little development to either of them. For example the release of Medusa could've been delayed to after the events in the anime without much trouble
>The plot grinds to a halt after the Weekend arc, filled with what is effectively filler until the plot slowly gets started again
>The relationship between the two characters has progressed relatively little (though currently in the manga that's changing a lot, that's a good thing)
>Based KMM-dan get too little screentime
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>>52276099
Similar to the mindset of those who date orc/elf hybrids.
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>>52276117
Do you have that gif?
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>>52276444

>Ther only have strong, sexy, and clever daughters
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>>52276770
>it actually happened
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>>52276788
How terrible.
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>>52276788

Also good!
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>>52276099
usually we can assume the man in question perceived a lack of attention from his own mother figure and seeks a motherly and physically dominant role in a lover
a person who is insecure will feel safer if his role is not about taking many initiatives, again seeking a dominant partner
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>>52276444
>Send son to military academy
>Teach a value of law supported by strength
>Create Half-Orc Napoleon
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>>52276099
Better question:

What's the mindset of an orc woman that dates human men?
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>>52276476
>mfw
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They're basically fantasy She-Hulk. Or fantasy Orion women. Take your pick.
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>>52276532
t. Spanish
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>>52276713
probably brazil
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>>52276205
>ywn have to convince your veteran dad to appreciate and validate your Orc girlfriend
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>>52276099
I'm a tall enough guy, just about 6'1". Recently entered a FWB situation with a girl who's easily 6'2", maybe even 6'3". It's the weirdest thing having the girl lean down to kiss you. Also up until now I've basically been able to pick up and move around any girl I've had sex with without any strain. It's all very odd.
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>What's the mindset of an orc woman that dates human men?
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>>52276829
Or, consequently their Mother was almost the sole strong parental figure in their life, and they grew to respect her greatly, so they then desire to find a desirable potential mate with traits and attitude that reminds them of their mother, but yet at the same time also display youth and vibrancy that the great size and physical strength lends to.

So either its for people who either never had a strong mother figure, or who's strong mother figure effectively shaped their mindset and who they are as a person.

I really need to learn to stop comparing girls to my mom
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>>52276930
Make her wear high heels and compliment her for it
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>>52276934
>filename
>not "lady asks a young lad what part of the German military he wishes to join"
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>>52276853
Pleasure of the hunt
Want some delicacy that Orc men may not provide (depends on the settings or people I guess, I'm sure orc men can be good husband)
Want to piss of her dad
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>>52276975
Good grief, meeting your orc parent-in-laws. Imagine that.
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>>52276946
>growing to respect your mother
AH!
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>>52276392
Dindu warcraft orcs suck m8
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>>52276158
Nice.
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>>52276099
>I'm really lonely and want to be mothered.
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>>52276946
Fuck off Freud, we all know you are trying to put your magical realm into every game

>>52276992
They might appreciate you, after all you managed to survive have sex and survive some hard snu snu with their daughter, you must be quite a warrior to do this
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>>52276239
Doesn't work that way, broheim.

One drop rule, and all.
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No but I have the webm for it.
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>>52276992
>"Marry my daughter! Daughter strong, wide hips! Will give you many strong sons!"
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>>52276917
>claims lack of "venturin" responsible for my "odd fetish"
>despite dad being a dragon man
Dad, I know mom's dragonborn. The whole town knows.
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>>52276853
A stable income and standard of living above "huts in the wild"
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>>52276954
When I met her she was wearing platformed punkish combat boots which added a good inch to her height. I felt physically intimidated by her presence. Towered-over. However, she decided to get skinny in university, I mean it makes her much more approachable and less scary, but she used to weigh over 80kg. I saw a picture. It was all muscle. Not sure if I'm disappointed or happy about this.
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>>52277022
That's the best way to die.
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>>52277017
>we all know you are trying to put your magical realm into every game
To be fair, sometimes it can be fun to try and compete with him on it.

Also, what the guy before him said was a lot more Fruedian than what the guy you responded to said. The second guy's is just "If you have good parents, then you will seek a partner with traits that remind you of them, and that you associate with good parenting for your future child"
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"Father will be pleased if his line will rule over man and Orc."
"Pelor strong, Gruumsh weak."
"If I marry a knight, I'll have fine steel and won't have to share my land with the clan."
"This one goes down, and no tusks to watch out for."
"All the men in my village are spoken for, I will find a husband among the human shamans."
"Two years of hunting with this human and he's always pulled his own weight. I could do worse."
"He makes me laugh and cooks a fine stew."
"Human bards can play good songs and know great stories."
"Tomorrow we go to battle as mercenaries. Life is short. If Kord wills it, ours will be a child of the company."
"He's like an Elf, but manlier."
"Better than a Goblin."
"Better bedwarmer than a Dwarf."
"This will make my moms mad."
"I want a man who will tend my trophies and tan the leathers."
"He's good with Wargs."
"DATZ' MY LUCKY 'OOMIE, 'GOT BLUE EYEZ."
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Alright fags we all know why we're here

Might as well get started
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>>52277121
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>>52277067
Start going to the gym together, encourage her to lift
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>>52277137
If anyone has any objections let me know.
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>>52277151
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>>52276125
I love the contrast between number 1 and 2 here.
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>>52277121
I want to dress her up in restrictive, feminin clothing and make her attend dinner parties.
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>>52277162
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>>52277067
>6'2"
>all muscle
Sounds like perfect woman.
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>>52277151
If you have images featuring green women with pink men those would be greatly appreciated
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>>52277116
>"This one goes down, and no tusks to watch out for."

I laughted.
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>>52277151
No complaints at all mate, go right ahead
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>>52276992
"I wager my stake in the name of my first son. You argue only with your daughter for it."

"Fine bet my man-son, but I bet the tribe taking your second name."

"I'll see that bet with my brother in-laws living in the castle."

"Good bet, throw the dice and we'll see who Morgoth favors."
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>>52277006
Only a handful are dindus, mostly Frostwolves. The rest are didus, willdoagains that the dindus don't want to give up on.
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>>52276277
Yeah. I got my hopes up for a protective witch waifu story but it turned out she had no personality at all and was the most literal textbook definition of a mary sue possible. Oh well.
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>>52277205
I'll see what I can do
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>>52276461
>pubic hair is exoctic
wew
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>>52277205
I'm troving through lots of images but sadly there isn't much, especially shit that's sfw.

>>52277237
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>>52276099
the same as usual
>I'ma stick my dick in it.
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>>52277321
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>>52277300
Anything involving well dressed orc ladies that look uncomfortable in their attire?

Anything with bullying?
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>>52277345
Anon if you want a specific picture just ask for it, no need to beat around the bush.
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>>52277300
then post the nsfw and tastefully censor it
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>>52276099
Behold it is I, the furry, here to ruin your day
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>>52277345
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>>52276602
The protective witch is the most two-dimensional character on the face of the earth who has no qualities whatsoever beyond wanting to protect the main character, and is seen as perfect, loved, and adored by everyone. She's the most sickeningly to-the-letter textbook example of a mary sue. And this is coming from someone who loves dominant, "strong" female characters. I'm not mad because she's so powerful, I'm mad because she literally has no personality beyond that and loving the main character. In my opinion, witches make interesting characters when they are reviled for their power, when they are seen as outcasts. Ayaka had no such flaws. She had no depth to her character at all, really. No struggles within her own life, making her interesting, just a fear for the safety of the main character. Absolutely nothing more.
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>>52277386
fuck off, you aren't funny

The pick is still hot tho
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>>52277138
I would if we were more serious but as it is it's all for the snu-snu.
>>52277198
ikr. At the moment I'm just encouraging her to run a lot because good legs and good abs are both hot.
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>>52277393
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>>52277373

Anon, beating around the bush is part of dating an orc girl.
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>>52277386
Go back to where you belong!
In the PFGeneral thread with your big muscle kitsune.
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>>52277006

Relevant.
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>>52277373
>>52277393
Das it mane.
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>>52276930
reeeeeee normies raus
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>>52277067
>but she used to weigh over 80kg. I saw a picture. It was all muscle.

post pic
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Orcs isolated from other races would be less raiding, and more peaceful right?

Like Polynesian Orcs.
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>>52276972
>what part of the German military he wishes to join
SS (even Waffen SS) aren't part of the military, ya dingus. They're part of the Nazi party itself.
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>>52276992
>no I say, daughter not marry man who cannot wield great axe
>but grognar, he treat her well and show that he love her
>what will chieftain think? Grognar daughter married to human weakling
>he loves me father, life isn't all about smashing and great axes
>LIFE NOT ABOUT SMASHING AND GREAT AXES? WHAT KIND OF DAUGHTER GROGNAR RAISED?
>apologize to your father, she not mean that groggy, life also about crushing and mauls
>grognar is shamed, entire clan will laugh at me because daughter marry stupid human
>he treatse with respect dad!
>awwww you see grognar, he really do love her, and he not that puny and weak, can wield sword
>hmmmfph, sword, that will really impress war chief
>and who care what war chief think? Daughters love more important
>you tell stupid warchief that sword beats axe
>but wife!
>no but, tell him now, daughter love human and sword beats axe
>ok...
>I love you dad
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>He's like an Elf, but manlier.
Hearty kek
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>>52277500
>Polynesian
Are pretty violently actually, and have a long tradition of conducting various forms of ceremonial battle and war against eachother. Also, they have some of the sickest weapons, like sharktooth sabers!

But yeah, Island Orcs who have developed combat and war to the point that it is ceremonial in nature and super fabulous.
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>>52276338
Caim fucking pls, don't you have some people to murder?
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>>52277067
>mfw Anon is dating a 6'2, POSSIBLY 6'3(!) goddamn Amazon with muscles, and is ambivalent about it.

Why, O God? Why dost Thou turn Thy favor away from me?
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>>52277444
I was going to say something about how orc girls like aggressive and bold men just like their kin, but then I got the thought of an orc girl enjoying a shy human male following her around and observing her from afar. Hit me right in the heart, it did.
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>>52277619
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>>52276946
Was this post literally written by Freud
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>>52277619
I doubt that a Orc girl would like a weak and submissive male (though I agree it would still be a very cute and wholesome couple), they probably want a man capable of putting up a fight and survive snu snu
My grandpa always said that making love to an orc woman is like fighting a whole army alone, the chance of survival is pretty low
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>>52277006
It sucks to stroke off a 'oh fuck these tribal people are so great' boner, shoving everything else down for its sake.

It's not bad to have some back and forth - if a human can hate orcs, orcs can hate humans - and both have reasons beyond 'they're bad people' that reflect their cultural values.
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>>52277493
No.
>>52277483
Also no. I like it here.

>>52277600
Dunno man, I've never been that into the whole musclegirl thing. But the way things are going I might soon be. It's quite a bit of fun to just lie back and let her do her thing and hope you survive. Also fantastic cuddles.
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>>52276099
What >>52276117 said
Muscles+ tall+girl= hot
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I like the thought of a tough woman who can take care of all my needs for me. That way my every action toward her can been seen as gratitude and thus I remain in good light permanently. Plus the green skin is pretty hot.
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>>52277660
No>>52276829
was
The one your commenting on was written by an anon who apparently really respects his mom and hopes his gf if he ever finds one will be as good a mother as his
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>>52277345
Orcs are for bullying.
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>>52276099
It's hot to tame a strong woman with your dick.
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>>52277698

>won't post pics

fake and gay
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>>52277771

Sounds like there's a forest out there in desperate need of a fire.
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>>52276946
But I have neither of these - my mother was attentive and kind, but often deferred to my father, and he was the stronger of the two. While I care about her, I can't say that I respect her and occasionally I find her aggravating.
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>>52277799
This man gets it
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>>52277788
You think I'd do that? Tell lies on the internet? For the record, it's the truth, I'm just iffy about posting pics of myself or people I know on the internet and the few non-public pics I have of her are focused on things other than her height
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>forcing tough chicks to be dainty
A recipe for diamonds.
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>>52277908

It's fine, anon... I understand your decision, even if it breaks my heart.
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>>52277444
No, beating it in the bush is part of dating an orc girl.
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>>52277645
>Female Orc Gaston
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>>52277810
News flash: Freud did some good in his life but at the same time many of his theories are defunct and even more are considered batshit insane.
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>>52277912

Why force them, when you can make them want to try?
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>>52277959
>>52277444
No doubt a beating of some kind is involved.
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>>52277987
Making a dom your bitch is supremely satisfying.
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>>52277771
Careful those words don't come back to haunt you like they did these two fine upstanding elven males.
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>>52277979
>tfw no qt female Orc Gaston to tell you to give her your lunch money. But not because she wants your stupid lunch money or anything, B-b-baka!
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>>52277711
>who can take care of all my needs for me
Shit tastes anon
I just love the idea of a big strong musclegirl I can serve and make feel good
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>>52278045
Also, potentially dangerous, as there is nothing more needy and attention starved as someone once a domme or a subbe who has been introduced into being a switch.
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In general any fetish can occur.
But in general Orc females according to most settings want strong males, other than TES where they simply marry the chief by societal rules but strong chiefs are more likely due to how succession works (Malacath punished a chief for being unable to keep his shribe safe, not physical weakness).

A n Orc woman falling for a man would be a different defenition of strength. Strength of will, or a man who can do more useful work than her other options.

A blacksmith, mason, or miner, or in a modern workd a plumber, mechanic, repairman, chainsaw wood sculptor, and so on.

I can imagine Orcs being or falling for cowboys.
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>>52278072
It's not that bad
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>>52277500
That'd be pretty bitchin'
I'd love to see Orca with moko doing a haka
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>>52278063
>tfw no qt female Orc Gaston to tell you to give her your lunch money.
>YFW she uses it to buy you a lunch she picked out
>YFW she refuses to let you eat it unless she gets to feed it to you
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>>52278107
I did say 'potentially'.
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>>52276461
>pubic hair, sweat
>exotic
What kind of faggot are you ?
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>>52277810
if the standard female figure isn't your mother then we have to look for someone down the hierarchy but it may be a more complex construct created out of masturbatory habits and a bit of randomness

any particularly active sister or girl friend when you were little?
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>>52278135

Aw.
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I like that idea. Human men likely won't be able to match orc women's ideas of strength, even though they could get pleasingly close. But you aren't going to impress them at all if you aren't at least strong of will or tenacious - I doubt it would happen, but you could have a shy or cowardly man who impresses her somewhat just because he won't give up on trying to be with her, or the bravery it takes to be with her in the first place.
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>>52278045
What if they are naturally dominant towards others, but subordinate towards their husband as their culture dictates?

She wakes up at dawn and borrows/demands eggs from the neighbor to make a heart breakfast for the both of you, goes to Yoga and gives the other housewives black eyes and a few busted ribs, shouts her way into a $100 voucher and a spot on the 9:00 local news because the super market overcharged her, glared her way out of a ticket while driving aggressively home, then gets on the couch under the blanket naked on the couch to watch Netflix with you and fool around before bed.
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>>52277393
>>52277912
Any more of this?
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>>52277675
>He doesn't take advantage of the runty orc woman who's used to nothing but being abused by her much bigger peers
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>>52278135
>tfw feel emasculated but also have a good feeling
This is too much of an internal split
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>>52278189
Not him, but I think that's where I got my Amazonian fetish from. All the neighborhood kids I made friends with were girls, and most of them were a couple years older than me. I'd generally range from sternum to neck height, but they'd always be at least a head taller than me.

Sadly, I got tall, so I've never found someone who towered over me the same way. My wife is very tall for a woman, but she's still a few inches shorter than me.
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>>52278245

>Hard-as-nails bitch who takes shit from no one but melts into a puddle around her hubby

I've known girls like that.
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>>52278088
>Strength of will, or a man who can do more useful work than her other options.

Nonsense, otherwise Orcs would be literally jumping the bones of every Dwarven or Elven smith they see.
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>>52278189
Girlfriend, ha! You're a funny man. My sister was more controlling, but that was because she was older, and she wasn't noticeably into sports or anything.

It's probably masturbatory habits - fit women are obviously healthy, and there's an implied personality to them that's brash or tomboyish. There's a pleasure in both them being in control, and gaining control over them. Also exercise clothes are great. Freud was wrong about a lot of things.
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>>52278318
>implying they don't
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>>52276205
Too bad you fucking cucco lmao
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>>52278245
Oh god my heart
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>>52276099
Because he loves her
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>>52278318
>Implying that's not why so many elves die by snu snu when orcs raid a city
Dwarves are safe though, even orcs have standards
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>>52278318

>Linguists were surprised (and somewhat bemused) to discover that the orcish phrase for "I will make you my wife" is phonetically identical to the elvish phrase for "I work with metal"
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>>52278234
Orcs would also value skill.

The strongest Orc may kill more foes, but also die early. A meek man who learns when to duck, when to thrust, and can still swing a hand axe who continues to come home will earn the heart of the Orc's childless widow.

Tolkien Orcs are even better candidates for wooing with skill. The best industrialists in the world who value good metal would no doubt want a human craftsman, scientist, or industrialist in the family and after the third age they'd probably drop their old ways more and more.
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>>52278299
Introduce me please?
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>>52278338
>Freud was wrong about a lot of things
Yeah I'm not sure why people still use his stuff. So much of early psychology was hot garbage
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>>52278262
Sadly pictures orc girls wearing cute dresses are one of the rarest things in the world.

God I wish I could draw
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>>52277116
Hm, good stuff.
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>>52276099
I don't know... Ask the Chinese dude dating African-American women.
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>oneitis is a very tall athletic girl

WHY CAN'T I GET HER OUT OF MY HEAD
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>>52278430
>oneitis

Excuse me?
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>>52278384
Its because many failed psycologists who spent an inordinate amount of time learning his theories usually end up becoming teachers and college professors, who in turn force their students to learn all the Frued stuff they learned, thus creating a destructive spiral of Frued and his teachings being passed from one failure psychology professor to another.

t. someone who went to community college and had to suffer through the psych professor do nothing but talk about Frued all ding-dong day.

Was probably why I got turned off from Psychology near completely. Which wasn't helped byme subsequently falling in love with Philosophy thanks to my professor being a complete and total bro
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>>52278400

Booty game is tight?
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>>52278263
I wish I still had the comic, but the great Warcraft Legends comics had Draka's backstory. She was an orphan runt who was sickly and abused by literally everyone. She asked the shaman to make her badass so the shaman gave her a shopping list to obtain from living animals. Cue 80's training montage as she hunted, outwitted, tracked, and killed the animals. She came back and the shaman told her to look at her glorious musclegirl reflection. Final page is basically Durotan getting a boner watching her dance while Doomhammer encouraged him to tap dat at a clan meet.

I do have these though.
https://mona-wolt.tumblr.com/post/153559699220/beauty-of-the-orcish-smile-world-needs

http://quarkmaster.tumblr.com/post/155200790193/the-art-of-warcraft-film-draka
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>>52278382

Why? You're not their hubby.
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>>52278456
>>52278456
>oneitis

It's a 2008 meme.
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>>52278318
Dwarves and Elves probably just reject them. They smith for their own people, not Orcs.

Humans are more likely to be mercenaries, the most likely lifestyle early on in the history of a setting where humans and Orcs would be on the same side. Human smiths are also more likely to take comission from traveling Orcs not looking for a fight, and thus be more likely to recieve a request for marriage for his son and patron's daughter.
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>>52278503
How Orcy do you like your Orc-girls /tg/?

Green human, savage woman, something in between?
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>>52278505
>yet
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>>52278542
Skyrim is Goldilocks zone.
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>>52278542

I'm okay with really orcy orc-girls.

Then again, I'm okay with some pretty questionable things, so maybe I'm not the best judge.
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>>52278542
All of the above, but leaning towards Warhammer Orcs who are sexually reproducing females. The more monstery the better.
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>>52278338
I said girl friend, not girlfriend, but whatever
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>>52278542
Seconding the Skyrim Orcs.
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>>52278542
Dungeon Meshi Orcs for looks
TES Orcs for lore
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>>52278694

>TES Orcs for lore

Their god was an elf who got eaten by a demon and was pooped out as an orc?
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>>52278694
Are they pig-faced Orcs or do they have button noses?
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>>52278651
>Girl
>Friend

But seriously, I did have a couple of friends that were girls - when I was young, and closer to now. Closest to athletic was a tomboy I knew when I was little, but she moved or something.

Though now that I'm digging, I remember when I was still playing baseball as a little kid, there was an older (as in teenage-ish) girl who was 'mean' as far as my young mind could understand it, but I kept on having an odd urge to say I loved her even when all she did was push us around a bit to encourage us to play harder instead of goofing off. Even back then I didn't understand why I wanted to say that.
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>>52278714
Having to become chief by killing other males and killing your sons to keep control of your wives until one kills you?
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>>52278733
Pretty sure this is a goblin, but whatever.
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>>52278733
>Smothered under a big green booty
Lucky fucker
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>>52278572
>>52278682
>Skyrim
>Not TES in general
>but Skyrim specifically

>>52278714
There's also the speculation of the nature of whether Trinimac still exists or not, Malacath's own comments on the mythology being for more literal than it states, as well as a fan theory on Trinimac, Malacath, and Boethiah each representng an aspect of th guilt felt by the original Trinimac over the FOUL MURDER of Lorkhan, as well as how it fits into them as being a key corner of the Velothi House of Troubles

>>52278721
short and upturned nose. Not pig like, but the shape, especially with the highly prominant bridge, is inhuman
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>>52278787
Well I gotta go do some shit

That's all you're getting out of me. Farewell, my brothers of exceptional taste.
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>>52278542

I prefer them to lean more towards orc than human, but something in between is also good. Green human is the least preferable, but I'll take it.

I just find big, green, savage musclegirls really attractive.
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>>52278808
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>>52278616
Oi, husband, da runtz are scrappin' in me tum again. Gimme a pokin' in me snotling-maker 'fore ya go wif da boyz huntin'. Always makes em settle down an lissen to boss mama. An don't let me catch ye makin eyez at dat gashmancer Snukla Moonshaker or yooz be pokin' da Squig tonight.
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>>52278542
I will take green human or savage woman because I am cheap and easily pleased.

If I were more picky, I would try to emphasize some things to make them more orcish, like how their language is affected by having tusks.
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>>52278867
I need to jack off to /ss/ now thanks alot
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>>52278542
Your pic is how I like it. I don't want green elves - I want muscle, tusks, and a rough but still strangely alluring face.

Just add a little peek of jungle muff and some shaggy armpits and she'd be perfect
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>>52278908
you're welcome
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>>52278983
>strong
>tall
>curvy
>scars

Dammit, she's not real.
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>>52278983
Imma need more of that sort of thing, fellow anons. Dat be da good shit, mang.

Green is good, but red and blue are even better.
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>>52276338
Lust for power?
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>>52279257
sure, "power". Let's go with that.
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>>52279177
I mean at that point they're kind of just demons
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>>52278842
>Snukla Moonshaker
It does sound like an orc stripper name.
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>>52278842
What exactly is the function of a gashmancer?
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>>52278634

>tfw she flips a dude off so hard the gods themselves censor it
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>>52276234
>That sad moment when you realise you know the reference
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>>52278806
>Malacath's own comments on the mythology being for more literal than it states

He says the story is "too literal." IE, that didn't actually happen, it's an elf interpretation of how Malacath and the orcs came to be.
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>>52278245
Sounds like what happened to my dad
Never marry jewish gents
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>>52279476

To enchant people. With her gash. Obviously. I mean, from the context it seems to be like a cross between "ho" and "witch."
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>>52278542
Lean and green.
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>>52279590
Ah yes, a hootch
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>>52276099
In many settings: 'Taller chicks with muscles are hot, also I find the green skin to be exotic'

In others: 'I am submissive as fuck, I need somebody domineering, physical characteristics are irrelevant.'

In others still: 'It's what's inside that counts'

In other words: Depends on setting.
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>>52278913
1) Grab the hem of the dress
2) Rise it up slightly
3) Running no longer is a problem, unless you need both hands free
Let me guess - a guy draw and wrote this?
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Humans socialize their women to be weak and bad at doing things. Orc women are strong, fit and understand practicality from dealing with orc men's bullshit all the time.

Its someone who can keep up, is competent and understands the value of human's more rational but violent approach.
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>>52277021
But American whites are literally an alagamation of various distinct European races.

If Americans completely incorporated Asians, Hispanics, Blacks, and Whites into a single super race that had the intelligence of Asians, work ethic of Hispanics, physical strength of Blacks, and malleable ethics of Whites, they really WOULD be unbeatable and completely distinct from every other country in the world.
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>>52276099

I'm so ugly I'll settle for this
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>>52279873
Fair enough.
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>>52279830

Most americans are primary anglo with some german and mick thrown in. I have no idea where people come up with this shit
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>>52279897
I think he's mostly talking about the potential future, but to be fair I do know quite a few people that are mixed with spics in some way (including myself)
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>>52278088
>orc cowgirl/ranch wife

Son, as a Montanan, I cannot tell you how hard this makes me.
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>>52279830

>malleable ethics of Whites

>literally the only people in the history of the planet with ethics so perversely overdeveloped they can be manipulated into voting, in large numbers, for leaders who *explicitly* espouse the morality and desirability of their own extinction

Have you perchance been sipping any Kool-aid?
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>>52279960
the cow part or the wife part?
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>>52279830
>physical strength of Blacks

lol
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>>52276099
>not wanting the perverse pleasure of making a female of one of the physically strongest races your sub-bitch

What are you, gay?
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>>52279667
1. Character inexperienced wearing dresses
3. How is she supposed to stab you with that knife.

>Let me guess - a guy draw and wrote this?
Queen Simia did, but this being the Internet, I don't know for certain.
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>>52280014
I would give anything to be snu snued to death by this
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>>52280111
Basically this. Orc girls can appeal to both subs, doms, and switches.
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>>52279371
Demons don't tend to drink often and don't have a psychological fear of soybeans.
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>>52280116
Not the other anon(ess?) and most definitely a guy and I know you just need to grab the dress and rise it up.
You know why? Because that's basic logic.

And how to stab?
Ask the samurai, wearing those retarded trousers, how they did that.
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>>52277500
Not really.

They would just fight one another.
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>>52277386

Humans who want to be dominated by furries are the lowest tier of furry.
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>>52280329

...What are the highest tier?
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>>52278913
the more you know
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>>52278234
s-source?
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>>52280016
>not voting for the annihilation party
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>all these femdom shitters
Big, muscular women are perfect for maledom, letting their guard down in the embrace of someone who they believe they can rely on. Step it up.
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Love / Hate Letter
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>>52278542
I like my Orcs to be much more Orcy, but incredibly varied. The purer blooded Orcs tend to be Porcs, which more and more human and dwarven traits as their blood mixed by generations. The Orcs of the current age are largely racial mongrels. The things like most of the pictures in this thread or the TES Orcs/Orsimer are closer to Half-Orcs to me, which are technically still considered Orcs.
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>>52279897
>primarily angle with german and mick thrown in
That's the dumbest thing I think I've ever heard. Most people in Louisiana are Cajun, which is bastard French, the Mid-West is primarily Scandinavian, the whole of the south is Scots-Irish, and the fact that anyone white who speaks English without and accent in considered white.

The "Melting Pot" of America was all EUROPEANS melting together to be a new race. There's a reason why "WASP" is something that whites identify as a specific sub-group of whiteness.
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>>52280329
Indeed, everyone know its humanity's job to subjugate and introduce furries to the superiority of human dick, and turn them into our breeding sluts.

And even if it is impossible to ourselves to have sex with them, then we will build a machine to fuck and breed them if need be.
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>>52277529
>you tell stupid warchief that sword beats axe
Wife knows her weapon Trinity
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>>52279896
... S-source?
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>>52280540
A fat person wrote this post
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>>52280538

Try again. Everything you wrote besides the part about the south is a meme
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>>52280742
Sorry my one spoonfeeding per thread was already wasted couple posts earlier.
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>>52278384
>So much of early psychology was hot garbage
Are you implying psychology isn't currently hot garbage?
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>>52280871

Your mom's a meme. If all the Uff Das up and vanished from Minnesota since I was there last, I'll eat my hat.

>>52281047

Not him, but it's got a lot more going for it than Freud ever did. Freud was the guy who stole other people's work and took credit for it, and the things he originated were largely horseshit he pulled out of his butt, with nothing to back it. The only thing he was ever good at was self-promotion.
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>>52277579
Dammit Caim, the original version where you wanted to fuck your sister was the best. What went wrong?
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>>52278733
>>52278767
>>52278850
>Young orc amazon abducts/sneaks you into her village for some snu snu
>Hears a couple of visitors heading to her hut
>Tells you she has to hid you or else you'll be killed, really she;s just wants to make sure none of the other sheorcs steal you
>Tries hiding you under a blanket
>It's too small
>Her green booty is more than big enough to cover the rest though
>Turns out it's a couple of her other tribeswomen
>And orcs love to gossip as much as anyone else
>Stuck under there for hours, her thicc, muscular ass completely engulfing your head, her weight and powerful thighs keeping you pinned under her, face to face with her green pucker, surrounded by her musty scent and suffocating body heat
>As the conversation goes on, young orc tries to keep up even as she's still hot and bothered from denied snu snu
>Feeling your squirms under her only makes things worse
>Eventually starts "subtly" grinding on your face, working into a slow rhythm
>Even still it doesn't do much to alleviate her frustration
>> quick reach back and sharp pull on your hair until you get the message and start rimming her on the other hand does
>Still she has to be careful, she doesn't want the other girls to know of her prize even as she brings herself closer and closer to the edge
>After what seems like forever other orcs finally leave, but before the young orc can celebrate ridding your face into the ground (probably literally), an older orc MILF points to the obvious tent under the blanket and apologizes for blueballing you two for so long with a wink
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>>52276099
Musclegirls, the general fetish of being with a bigger, stronger, and more dominant woman, and a general assumption that orcs are more honest and straightforward as a people which means fewer "games".
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>>52276099
MY SONS SHALL BECOME EVEN MORE POWERFUL
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>armpit hair, pubic hair, sweat, unwashed, dirty feet, tribal attire, loincloths, leglock suffocation, leglocking, harems and all that primal non orderly shit)
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>>52277810
Good news! You are seeking an idealized form of your mother!
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>>52278280
Some of us just want to be dommed sweetly, my man.
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>>52278384
Well, right or not, he was basically the first person to really devote any sort off attention to this kind of stuff, and his work forms the frame of a lot of psychology. Even if he was wrong a lot, and all of his work reeks of confirmation bias, he did lay the groundwork for the much better shit that followed.
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>>52280439
lulz.net furries who hate themselves but still somehow think they're better than other furries are the Platonic ideal.
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>>52278392
>tfw I have tons of great ideas for characters and novel depictions of things
>tfw physically incapable of drawing well due to fine muscle control issues
>tfw Orc girl in glasses never
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>>52281685
I didn't say he wasn't. He's extremely important to the history of psychology but his shit is shit.
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>>52278375
Underrated.
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>>52278886
>that moment when you find out it's a trap, but are a little okay with it
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>There was a paladin in the party
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>>52276392
Warcraft is sick; gotta run a campaign with my buds.
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>>52276239
>wiping out the orcs via miscegenation
>YFW female orc genes turn out to be domiant for bullshit magical reasons
>YFW after a couple of generations all "human" females are big, green, and muscular
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>>52276099
Im an orc man?
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>>52279830
But we'd get useless brown shit instead, such is life.
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>>52280742
Orc-musume wa ikemen ga o-suki | Orc girls love handsome guys: artist: Odd
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>>52279830
>work ethic of Hispanics
>physical strength of Blacks
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Pic related.

>>52280748
>implying
Dominating strong, powerful females is the most patrician fetish there is.
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>>52282001
So I'm guessing Mexicans aren't stealing all the jobs and blacks don't take up 80% of all pro athletes in America?
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>>52282041

>tumblr reactions
>"females"

A fat person wrote this post.
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>>52277327
i fucking hate to-q-ger
it's so lame
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>>52282122
>being this new
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>>52276338
Pure Degeneracy.
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>>52282107
The only jobs mexicans have been 'stealing' are ones you crackas never wanted to do in the first place.

Plus robots are the true job thieves.
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>>52278542


I think its the perfect blend of orc for me. their human enough to be recognizable and titillating, but they stand out enough with the ears, tusks,nose and generally head shape to be "orcy" and have an exotic muscle fetish flavor.
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>>52278542
P'orky
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>>52276099
"I want someone actually close to my size" t. 6'8 fag that has always dreamed of a 6'6+ woman to create babies with
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>>52277116
>"DATZ' MY LUCKY 'OOMIE, 'GOT BLUE EYEZ."
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>>52277017
>after all you managed to survive have sex and survive some hard snu snu with their daughter
>snu snu before marriage

Fuckin really
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>>52278245
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>>52277675
I maintain that any orc woman interested in a human man is clearly a deviant that's attracted to weak and submissive males. Traits that do not exist amongst orcish males
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>>52282445
The orcs may be a bit dim, but even they learn from experience
Marriage comes AFTER it's shown he can survive a 6-8 hour daily session of getting pounding by 40+ lb of pussy and ass
Then maybe he'll be able to wed his waifu
Otherwise she'll just milk him dry even after he's begging for her to stop and try to get a half-orc out of the deal, they make good shaman afterall
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>>52282819
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>>52282955
I have no clue what you're trying to say
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>>52277785
But it's hotter to have a strong woman own your dick.
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>>52276099
>You will never have a loving relationship with a dominant qt orc girl
Why live?
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>>52283153
>TFW no orc waifu to angrily grab you by the balls and angrily lecture you about how those are her's, you lost possession of them the moment you became her's, and every drop of your seed is her's, so if she ever catches you masturbating again and wasting HER seed she'll make sure you're kept drained 24/7 no matter how often your pelvis breaks
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>>52281556
Yep, everything but farts and feet in that post make me hard.
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>>52282107
Quantum Mexicans, anon. So lazy they never work a day in their life, so industrious they stole all the jobs.
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>>52280467
don't limit his options, there are so many
>the annihilation party
>the rob peter to pay paul party
>the pro-NAP/preemptive strike party
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In PoL setting, half-orcs are Kord's chosen people.

So if you're a strapping human barbarian, fighter, cleric, or paladin follower of Kord it's literally a Deus Vult situation.
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>>52283375
>Quantum Mexicans
stealing this
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>>52278361
Gaaaaay
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>>52279666
>In many settings: 'Taller chicks with muscles are hot, also I find the green skin to be exotic'
>In others: 'I am submissive as fuck, I need somebody domineering, physical characteristics are irrelevant.'
For me, it's a combination of both these things: Taller chicks with muscles are hot, I'm submissive as fuck, and tall muscular women are more dominant.
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>>52281514
This, plus the fantasy that maybe I'll be the communal whore for a group of she-orcs.
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>>52284026
Same, taller, muscular women are hot, AND I like serving people/making them feel good
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>>52284026
>>52284091
Her being the "man" in the relationship also means she'll treat you like a sex object and regard your body as erotic and beautiful. I prefer that to the very utilitarian view of men that mainstream society has.
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>>52284142
Its odd that men are so de-sexualized in modern society
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>>52284189
Don't want none of that gay shit, gimmie the tittymonsters
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>>52284189
If they were more sexualized, they might start to believe they have inherent worth, which might lead to them resisting the role of "disposable worker drone", and the people in power don't want that.
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>>52282122
Only people I know IRL who refer to women as "females" are black
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>>52280027
Fo me, the wife part. There are literally more cattle than people here (by a ratio of 2:1) and the gene pool could use some SEVERE improvement.

Orc ladies wanted.
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>>52277178
Nah, in sweats and buying groceries
Everyone knows the easiest way for a pretty girl to look even prettier is for her to try to hide it
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>>52276392
YESHEW.
I HEERYU. AND OBEY.
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>>52283322
...That would probably make me get caught masturbating on purpose.
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>>52281721

I gotcha, bro.
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>>52284593
Then secretly hope that she'd "punish" me further by depriving me of clothing and keeping me on a cock leash from now on.
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>>52284593
>>52284819
>YFW she catches you again
>YFW she painfully grabs you by the balls and drags you by them across the village, earning you catcalls and laughter from the other orc women
>YFW she stops by the orc's black smith and grabs several scraps of iron before dragging you back to her hut
>YFW she snu snus you harder than she ever has, not stopping when you cum, not when you hear things within you start to crack, and possibly not even when you pass out from a mix of pain and exhaustion towards the 11th hour of your ordeal
>YFW you wake up to her forcefeeding you a healing potion, and asking you if you thought she was joking, both of you still completely naked
>YFW you try to move and quickly realize she's fashioned the iron scraps into a crude armbind keeping them behind your back
>YFW she proudly boasts how you'll never try that again while you come to realize there's no locks or henges on it, just metal too thick for you to do anything to bent into place
>YFW she tosses you over her shoulder and struts off to the villiage squre, both of your bodies on display
>YFW as she walks, she starts grumbling about how she's an orc of her word and you're going to cost her a ton of healing potions, but she's found a way to afford it
>YFW she reaches the center of the square and loudly announces that her husband has been stealing her seed from her, her oath about keeping you drained, that as your wife she has forbidden you from having your arms unbound, and that she's willing to whore you out to any unmarried orc woman willing to pay a bit more than the cost of a healing potion

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>>52284862
I like everything about that except the arm binding. That's a little too far. Besides, doesn't she want me to massage her muscles after a rough day? Give her a hot bath? Make her a good meal? I need my hands for those things.

I do like the idea of being whored out, though.
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>>52284973
>I like everything about that except the arm binding. That's a little too far. Besides, doesn't she want me to massage her muscles after a rough day? Give her a hot bath? Make her a good meal? I need my hands for those things.
You have to earn your arms back anon
You've already shown you can't be trusted not to squander her property
Maybe in a couple of weeks she'll take them off
But she's gonna be watching you like a hawk, and even after you've earned them back she's gonna make sure to be "cuddling" you tightly each night she falls asleep, so she knows you're not stealing from her while she slumbers
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>>52284973
Forgot to mention
>I do like the idea of being whored out, though.
Good news, it turns out to be pretty profitable, she'll probably keep doing it, afterall she did make an oath to keep you drained and this way she gets paid for it too!
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>>52277567
>Polynesian orcs
>conducting various forms of ceremonial battle
Including the greatest ceremonial battle of all: Wrestlemania.
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>when the neighbors complain about you lot rutting too loudly
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>>52285081
some small part of me wants the entire WWE library to be the only surviving record of human history

just to fuck with the anthropologists of the future/xenos
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>>52285120
That sounds like the basis for the best setting ever
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>>52285149
>Humanity leaving behind a legacy of Hulkamania, Macho Madness, and Destrucity
Best future.
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>>52280538
>mid west is scandavian
wrong. My entire town is german and irish. There is a lot of amish in the surrounding area and my whole family is pure irish.
>not a small town
>256,496 as of 2013
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>>52285194
I'm intrigued. Does someone want to start a worldbuilding thread based on this premise?
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>>52285322
Sorta, though I'd be more interested in a new orc woman thread
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>>52285256

The colder northern parts have a ton of Scandinavians. Minnesota's loaded with 'em
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>>52285419
they also have a lot of french, native americans and blacks
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>>52281870
>Paladin ends up committing murder and being responsible for the deaths of countless innocents that are not saved by the PC he kills to uphold the code and ineffectually and slowly commit genocide of a people
Aren't paladins great? And if you try and run an intelligent, big picture paladin, most DM's zap you for it.
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>>52285516
they also can get away with so much shit thanks to a retardedly high charisma
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>>52278983
Loli oni are the best.
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relationships where the woman is taller than the man tend to end in under a year. Statistically speaking.

women also prefer men to be taller than them. so for really tall women it's sad because they struggle finding a guy that can deal/overcome the height difference.

>have pic related
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>>52277464
And then WoW came around, and suddenly humans are worse because they dared to hit back, the orcs story is a tragic thing that people should just forget about, and three separate attempts at equal-opportunity genocide across Azeroth just mean the orcs just misunderstood an holding them responsible for their own actions is badwrong and evil.
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>>52285653
Fuck, why do taller women have to be so perfect? I remember in high school the girl I crushed on the hardest was 6'2", incredibly smart, had a similar sense of humor and morals to myself, and to top it all off, she was a fucking ballerina.

God, I remember watching her do her hair up before leaving to go to the ballet academy during 3rd period. Something about the flow of her hair and the movements of her hands was just absolutely mesmerizing.

Damnit /tg/, I came here to shitpost, not to feel these feels.
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>>52285831
>I came here to shitpost
well there's your problem
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>>52285831
>I came here to shitpost
Please go somewhere else to do that
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>>52285831
>why do taller women have to be so perfect?
because taller people are viewed as having more desirable traits on an instinctive level. Also the aesthetic value of long limbs and women's natural softness/loving nature/insanity.

I'm six foot even, so women consider me to be "tall" just because i've got half a head on the avearge woman easily. Yet women taller than me are kind of off putting. I've dated women 2 or 3 inches shorter than me, and other women call them tall. I dunno, I just like big tits and crazy motherly chicks so muh babies end up cool and awesome
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>>52276975
>Want to piss of her dad
This is too, too true.




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