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Can love bloom on the battlefield?
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No. Fuck off.
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>>55745951
Sure, don't we say that all is fair in love AND war?
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>>55745951
Fuck you.
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>>55745951
Yes, but not between completely different species.
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>mfw a weeb engineer asks me an inappropriate question as I'm attempting to save the world from nuclear calamity
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>>55745951
I think that's called rape
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>>55746606
>tfw you will get drafted into North Korean war in the first 70 years of human history in which rape on the warfront is actively punished
end me
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>>55745951
> My friends, it has often been said that I like war.
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>>55745951
Yes, it's cannon
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>>55746650
Gladly.
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>>55745951
YES, IT CAN.
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>>55745982
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>mfw newfags don't know about love can bloom
Disgusting. At least educate yourselves before going back to your containment camps.
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>>55746671
How shall we do this? Single combat?
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>>55746748
WE RACE, WITH COCAINE !
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>>55746756
I like your methods of conflict resolution, brother!! It is settled then! We ride at dawn!!!
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>monkeigh fucker !
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>>55746650
Are you saying you raping her is punished or the at korean woman having her way with you gets punished?
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I don't care what people say, Love Can Bloom is autistic weeb shit that doesnt belong in 40k and exists purely as virgin romance simulation fantasy. It isn't interesting, original, or well written. TTS summed it up best by saying that, within the internal logic of 40k, it's equivalent of a chick fucking some kind of pre-modern ape (inb4 le ebin black people jokes)
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>>55746650
...why are all the numbers backwards?
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>>55746818
I was saying the former, but you have opened my world up by mentioning the latter. Thank you friend
>mfw
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>>55746840
Commisar Ciaphus Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!! Doesn't really fit with the overall tone or themes of 40K, either, yet I defy you to find someone who wants him removed from canon.
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>>55746843
Ask the koreans, man. Idk
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>>55745951
/tg/ greatest monument
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>>55746840
>waaah waaah, this semi-headcanon so successful that it was even referenced in Dark Heresy is shit, I say ! I don't like it, so it's objectively bad ! Waaah, waaah !

Also, what the fuck is even a TTS ?
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>>55746843

mirrored photo, you dummy.
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>>55746840
le ebin black person joke
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>/tg/ would try to forget it's past rather then learn from it and improve from it

What are you gonna do next, purge Love & Krieg and "believe" that Gav & Bob never existed?!
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>>55746903
You forgot the next few panels where Princess Highground defends the abuse and claims all men do it.
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>>55746886
If emperor had text to speech device - good stuff
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>>55746861
Cain also doesn't take itself seriously whereas LCB is played straight. I'd also argue that Ciaphas Cain was interesting for one book where it was funny and then turned into the exact same thing over and over again with absolutely no character development or interesting additions to the setting aside from "dude Flashman lmao." Still better than LCB. Cain doesn't actually break the internal logic of the series nearly as hard either, as Cain plays his role of Imperial hero outwardly straight it's just his internal commentary and unreliable narration that casts doubt on it.

>>55746886
>He doesn't know what If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device is
Coincidentally, despite being a parody it's much more loyal to the setting than this permavirgin waifushit
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>>55746913
and?
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>>55745951
No

It blooms in the hearts of desperate losers with no ability to engender affection from anyone
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>>55746913
>>55746933
Oh wait I get it
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>>55746689
>Farseer about to get popped
>B-buh they wuv each odder!
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>>55746843
Those japanese countries read things backwards you dummy
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>>55746952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkj8KmxYpkQ

Never underestimate the power of boners.
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>>55746854
Youre welcome anon, I was just thinking what if North Korea is actually hiding the fact that their women is superior to the men over there, and that their leader head is only to keep the rest of the world from thinking they're strong due to world views and what not.
When the harsh reality is that men who go to war against them soon learn the grizzly truth of becoming a North Koreans "husband"
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>>55746980
Kim jon and his family treat women like shit. Just look at Un's older, now dead, brother.
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>>55746865
Jesus Christ Kim is a fucking Butterball turkey. I'm surprised nobody's killed him for his fat yet.
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>>55747016
But what if, that's just an act? And those are the details they "allow" out?
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>>55747039
Well, it's pretty well know that North Korea's been pretending to be retarded for years now.
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>>55745951
Sure it can. Actually it happens all the time to Imperial Guards...
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>>55747048
>Muh 5d underwater glow in the dark chess
That term comes to mind now
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>>55747027
He'd like to see them bitches try
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>>55745951
Hardmode for terrible annonfags:

You can only criticize LCB after you make an ok writtefaggotry and leave a link here
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>>55745951
Sure.
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>>55745951
Sure.

But there is no love in 40k.
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>>55746980
I don't care if I'm going to be raping or being snu snu'd, but one of em better happen
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>>55747068
>posting stops
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>>55745951
Are there any stories about a heretic that falls in love with Sister of Battle or an Inquisitor?
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>>55747110
I'm sure there is.
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>>55747110
Not that I know of but if I was there it'd be a story in the making for damn sure
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>>55746843
That's Korean language you imbecile
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>>55747068
Can I criticize the people who make these threads over and over again?
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>>55747074
Ah yes my first /tg/ related boner
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>>55747142
Once you make a better thread and post a link to it.
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>>55747110
We could make some, I myself got this idea for a heretek and a "witch" (unsanctioned psycher) with a decent plot.
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>>55747222
Please do - this board needs creativity to live.
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>>55747295
Well I want others to do that same as well, and I feel like everyone things that only storythread can house stories....So say, who wants to start a 40k writtefaggotry thread (Something to put all use there so storythread is clean of our sillyness)
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>>55745982
First post best post.
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>>55747336
Ah, did this anyway >>55747760
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>>55746733
I saw it on facebook once. You don't need to be an oldfag to know about LCB, just browse 1d4chan to get the freshest /tg/ memes.
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>>55746909
>rather then learn from it and improve from it
/tg/ would have gotten over this fanfiction shit then.
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>>55747124

I'm so tired of baby faced Battle Sisters.
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>>55746733
Nipple armor
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>>55745951
Of course! Between a guardsmen and a guardsmen. A space marine and a space marine, guardsmen and space marine, guardsmen and sister of battle, space marine and sister of battle... but not between a human and a xeno.
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>>55748419

Don't underestimate chaos space marines like that. They could fall in love with a plague bearer if high enough on warp dust.

>Get tested for STDs
>All of them plus a few dozens unknown one
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Absolutely.

https://youtu.be/jkj8KmxYpkQ
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>>55745951
>Eldar not taller
Every time.
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>>55745951
If by love blooming you mean water caste lips around my dick.

Then yes.
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>>55748688
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantism
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>>55745951
You tell me.
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>>55749319
What an astonishing coincidence that all humans happen to have gigantism in every piece of crappy fanfiction art.
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>>55745951
The only good part was the porn.

Which is not enough btw.
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>LCB IS DEAD!
>This appears.

>>55748369

Sucks to be you.
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>>55746568
>mfw admit to him I'm still an idealist, despite my gruff exterior
>mfw we become heterosexual life partners and raise a kid together
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>>55749978
(I would like to see you make something, and then I would not mind if you uploaded it there, it might be a good read for all we know :)
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>>55750159
>raise a kid together
>heterosexual
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>>55746650

Do it yourself you lazy fuck
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>>55746840

I bet you hate the Iliad too.
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....Ask this Admech...
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>>55745951
Yeah, it can. I think at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other.
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>>55749858
>t. virgin eldar-let
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>>55747074
>>55747166
Wasn't there a "pro-eldar" version of that though? In which a crap ton of fearful IG's with a bunch of dominant Eldar about to do nasty things to them?
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>>55745951
>mfw dh'oine fucking and fetishism thread again and again
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Let's be honest, Metal Gear Solid's writing was pretty fucking terrible.
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>>55754155
If my memory serves right, somewhere in the /tg/ smut section of 1d4chan there is a fapfic about a IG getting pegged by a female DEldar.

>>55754188
>Uz mad, panzee?
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>>55754258
you go to hell
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>>55745951
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>>55746689
>DOW3 ruined it by turning her into a robot

On second thought a giant wraithbone wife would be pretty cool
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>>55754712

DOW 3 pretty much ruined DOW as a whole honestly.
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>>55754635
>Tarkus: How did he find out?!
>Avitus: Don't look at me.
>Thaddeus: ???
>Thule: We shall tell it when you get your first stub.
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>>55746733
overhyped trash consumed by fanboys in between flicks with The Rock in them
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>>55754895
mad your fanfiction was never picked up by GW
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>>55745951
Yes
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>>55754155
Yep, it's actually more in line with what happens in wh40k, but who cares about that.
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>>55754476
WHERE
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>>55745951
>relationship between a monkeigh and an eldar
Lmaoing at your fanfiction.
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>>55758568
LOVE CAN BLOOM!
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>>55745951
Hey since its this type of thread, mind if anyone kindly tell me the name of that fanfic in 1d4chan which has a male Dark Eldar falling in love with or developing feelings for a human woman?

I swear it was mentioned and even link-posted somewhere in a previous elf thread of sorts. Again, mind if anyone tell me the name of that fanfic of Dark Eldar guy having feelings for a human woman?
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>>55760062
Never heard that one. I have not found it yet, the closest fic would be this one.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Fallen_from_Grace
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>>55760062
There's also a male crafworld eldar with a female human.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guards
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>>55745951
perhaps
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>>55750885
Well it was the child of another of Otacons battlefield waifus. They all would have gone for his dick, but they always die.

By revengence no civilian pussy can satisfy the weeb.
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>>55761886
>By revengence no civilian pussy can satisfy the weeb.
Was his dick given the HF treatment
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>>55754258
I'm glad someone else thinks so. Terrible but entertaining
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>>55758420
Who is the woman?
An inquisitor, inquisitorial acolyte, priest, psyker?




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