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How would they differ from their fantasy setting counterparts?
What would be their deal?
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>>57912536
well presumably the dying race thing wouldn't be in effect, so they'd probably have a massive superiority complex
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>>57912536
Master race.
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>>57912553

The whole dying race thing came and gone and they have standard lifespans of 300 years give or take.

Some groups of elves buy into the Immortal elves mythology and have built cults around it where they try to emulate their ancient ancestors much to the chagrin of modern Elves
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>What would be their deal?

Nothing. They would exterminated very quickly.
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>>57912618

That was the dumbest bullshit. In a modern setting, people will be able to learn to read elvish, you can't just go about wearing your 'Fuck all the other races' amulet and not expect public backlash.
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>>57912536
They are vastly more attractive humans with much longer lifespans. The are simply better and they'd be the unquestioned master-race with no real way to dislodge that idea from the collective consciousness.
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This is relevant to my interests as my current game is a modern fantasy setting where all the magic races have returned. Sort of like Shadowrun, but it's not Cyberpunk, it's more noblebright.

Anyway my character is an Elf. Things I have determined about my elf: He is Welsh, and he is as smug as a vampire loli. I needs a bit more than that; but I come up blank.

The elves are of a norse variety (sort of), the gaelic part comes from when they were driven out of Alfheim by Michael the Arch Angel (long story) and they sought refuge on earth on the british isles, until encroaching humans and other threats (dealt with in another campaign) forced them to hide in pocket realms and refuges.

Now they're back and there's a decent elven population in the major cosmopolitan city the game is based out of. Smug Elf is a member of the Military Police, because the Elves are kind of like the Israeli's after losing their ancient home and being persecuted for millennia - you know, NO FUN ALLOWED. The humans they live alongside with are their friends and protectors though (it's humans - again, previous campaign - that let them come out of hiding and who sponsor the city)

Help me build a character senpais. Smug Elf is charismatic and athletic, two things I know nothing about. I was thinking of trying to come up with little details, like his favorite food or a hobby
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>>57912536
>live in forests
>words mostly consisting of "e" and "l"s
>autism
>fair and fey-looking
>fallen superhuman race
>skill with ranged weapons

elves are finns.
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>>57912844
interesting, tell me more of these finns
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>>57912536
Bright for as shitacularly uninspired as it was did still correctly display the ridiculously large social device that would form between a race of beautiful, superhuman, magicly affiliated, twinkie-tier long lived race of elves and normal people. Assuming an even more reducukus race isn’t also present elves really should be the masters of the world at any given moment.
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>>57912726
Bright basically has Apartheid with Elves openly being treated as better than everyone else. Other races aren't even allowed in some Elf neighborhoods.
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I'm sick of elves being necessary for fantasy. I hate them and I can't stand them being the standard fetish fuel shit either. Fantasy is chock-full of these faggots and unlike Tolkien's well-constructed world, they serve no purpose other than the world-builder's fetish.
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>>57912971
Tolkien invented elves because he wanted a race that could speak Sindarin. Tolkien was a linguist who was incredibly autistic and into inventing his language.

He created elves to serve his fetish.
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>>57913004
It's the same reason why CHA is a dump stat.
Neckbeards.
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>>57913015
PS he heavily identified his waifu with some legendary elven beauty from his stories too, so much so that he had that elven name inscribed on her grave stone (against her wishes)
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>>57913004
Hipsters and/or people bothered by seeing so many overly haughty elves.
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>>57913004
Its to do with their ubuqiutsness and bland use that adds nothing to the setting. They are a comical archetype at this point as they are a necessary must-be for any fantasy setting and they are always the same.
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>>57912726
It's just the first words to the Elflandlied
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>>57913088
>ubuqiutsness
ubiquitousness
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>>57913109
>elves
>china
Those chink fuckers would probably eat them
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>well presumably the dying race thing wouldn't be in effect

Why would you presume this?
If anything it would make them that much more of an Indigenous analogue.

Heck, even white people from weird little Gaelic pockets complain about dying language and culture.
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>>57912726
people wear supremacists medalions openly often, hell i seem to see guys with celtic cross t-shirts and patches more often in public
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>>57912844
>elves are finns.
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>>57913154
>f anything it would make them that much more of an Indigenous analogue.
I don't really like that idea, usually the elves as a dying race thing has the implication of their race dying to usher in the age of man. If you directly compare the elves to indigenous peoples then you make the implication that their culture and language needs to die and be forgotten for the world to advance as it 'should' which feels a little too /pol/ for my tastes. Maybe I'm overthinking this
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>>57912536
live long and therefore can accrue far more wealth
have a superiority complex and thus would be more inclined to help their kin
race known for their long facial features
are you sure (((they))) don't exist?
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>>57913261
> If you directly compare the elves to indigenous peoples then you make the implication that their culture and language needs to die and be forgotten for the world to advance
>needs

Buddy you're the one injecting /pol/ where there was none.
Most people view Manifest Destiny and the genocide of the natives as a tragedy.
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>>57913339
>Most people view Manifest Destiny and the genocide of the natives as a tragedy.
Fuck off with your bullshit, most people think we should have finished the job
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>>57913339
>>57913382
most people don't consider it at all.
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>>57913434
Most probably couldn't tell you what Manifest Destiny was without googling it first.
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>>57912811
This. Whatever you think you are great at - elves do it better.
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>>57913158
That symbols stems from the celtic revival and isn't related to white supremacy unless its stylized in a specific way.
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>>57912726
>people will be able to learn to read elvish

I live in a modern setting and I can't read Greek or Russian or Chinese.
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>>57913382

T. Coastal Elite
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>>57913772
but you can learn to read greek russian and chinese.
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>>57913772

Yes but you could learn to read it. It's like someone wandering about with a racial supremecy statement in one of those languages.
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>>57912536
For starters they would have to make sense. Elves in a fantasy setting tend to be something humans do not understand because they were magic beings the gods did not mean to be part of the normal world.They would need to have a evolutionary basis for the way they are like humans do. Their weird way of thinking, sleeping, sensing would be explainable and when they get old and wander off they would just die. Once grounded in real world laws, societies would have different rules and rolls for them. Some human would follow old ways and reveer them, others exterminate them. I could see protectionist laws guarding them as an endangered species. In the fast developing industrial to digital age, nations lead by elves would be stuck in their old ways. I could see dwarves and gnomes adapting as natural neckbeards.
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>>57913149
The urbanites? Of course.
The rural family that has to run a farm? The farther from the cities the less likely that becomes.
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>>57913267
Are you suggesting that big ears is a metaphor for big noses?
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>>57913891
Hey, /pol/.
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>>57913267
So elves are white people?
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>>57913702
This is not true in fantasy settings any more than it is that real people continue to grow in skill amd knowledge irl. The fact that elves master skills in decades that humans master in years is an embarrassment.
>>57913267
>not equating elves to East Asian
0/10
>>57912841
This is enough detail as is. Just play it as a young adult from that setting and work out small details as you go.
>describing character as vamp loli
That's a red flag. Do not say this out loud.
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>tell me they're not for lewd
https://i.imgur.com/EYUNUZp.jpg
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>>57914295
Slavs specifically.
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>>57912536
They'd be mad butthurt that humans have virtually bred them into our genetic code (much like we did with Neanderthals) and that we're on the cusp of gene engineering and life extension. I think a lot of our historic nobility would have elven blood in them too. Human kings would have loved to get an eternally young, gorgeous elf maiden, especially if she'd pass on her longevity to his offspring. Another interesting thing is that due to their birth rates, I don't think there'd be many Elven kingdoms. Most Elves would end up having to attach themselves to a parent human civilization for protection.

Also, tons of interspecies pornography.
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>>57916025

There will be happ- like phenomenon for half-elves, mark my words. Elliot Rodger would be a half elf.

At least half-orcs can express their angst the proper way with just brutal violence instead of support forums.
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>>57913261
>which feels a little too /pol/ for my tastes
A lot of fantasy is pretty /pol/. Many settings have evil tied to race, or are settings where eugenics would actually work and be a moral imperative. In DnD, a good character is pretty justified in smashing kobold eggs, wiping out an orc settlement to the last, or killing a drow infant (who'd ping as evil since he/she has likely killed and cannibalized his/her siblings in the womb). Like evil humans are usually the exception to the rule, and even bad humans usually try to rationalize themselves as good, good orcs or dark elves are the exception, and most of the race, even those born to a good family, would grow up into evil sociopaths who go out of their way to torture and kill you for no reason even if it hurt themselves in the long run.
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>>57916450
>In DnD, a good character is pretty justified in smashing kobold eggs, wiping out an orc settlement to the last, or killing a drow infant

t. Grognard Gygax
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Modern elves would be like rural Scandinavians

Gruff, surly, drinkers, and clannish
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>>57916508
>Monsters From the Birth-Sac

>A notable difference between drow and their topside cousins lies in their fertility rate. Most elves have very low fertility rates, in keeping with their long lifespans. Drow mothers, in contrast, give birth as often as the more fertile races, such as humans and orcs. Their greater fertility reflects the crushing mortality rate among drow infants and youngsters. Drow females might give birth to ten times the number of babies than the females from other elven subraces do, but this does not mean that they end up with more adult children.

>It is common for pregnant drow to carry twins or even triplets. Even in these cases, multiple births are rare, as the strongest of the fetuses feeds on its siblings in the womb. Pregnant drow can sometimes feel these mortal combats take place in their bellies. Such prenatal battles produce in their mothers a euphoric sensation, referred to in the Undercommon tongue as chad-zak. The feeling is infinitely stronger than that produced in the bedchamber or by any intoxicant. Without it, it is doubtful that drow women, selfish to the core, would ever deign to suffer the inconveniences of reproduction.

>Chad-zak occurs up to four times per multiple pregnancy. It usually happens early in the third trimester. Mothers who experience repeated chad-zaks usually feel them in quick succession, once every one or two days. The final chad-zak indicates one fetus's successful slaying of its rivals. This process does not result in stillbirths; the slain are absorbed back into the mother's body.
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>>57912536
Can't really answer that question without figuring out what happened between the medieval period and modern period, and how they changed as the world is increasingly deforested and urbanized. They could have adapted, or they could have fought their changing environment, most likely through war with humans and the other races of the world that might threaten their homes.
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>>57916508
Any good paladin will know that killing the children of evil races is the most efficient means of stopping evil. Let me tell you a tale of one of my sessions. Our paladin overheard two barflies mention how they had seen Kobolds climbing out of a well on an abandoned farm and attempting to trade gems for grain. This piqued the group's interest.

It took about a day to reach the farm where the kobolds were coming from. They descended into the dry well to find a platform about fifteen feet down with an opening that lead into the kobold lair. The party quickly went through slaughtering the unarmed kobolds with ease. They then decided to split up and check two branching paths. Our Ranger and Priest found an orc in a cage. She begged them to let her out and take her home, but the Priest heated the cage instead, slowly branding the Orc to death. The Paladin went through several kobold sleeping areas and found several wounded, sick, and young Kobold's huddling together. They could barely do anything except beg for their lives, so were dispatched them with ease. In the final room on the path, our Paladin found a room with several eggs on heated pedestals and a female Kobold that he didn't wait to hear about. He raised his hammer to begin smashing eggs and was held is place magically. The female Kobold begged him in broken common not to smash the eggs. Her hold person spell faltered. The Paladin asked about the eggs which he found out were kobold eggs. Then he smashed the egg mother and destroyed all the eggs open, thus clearing out the rest of the Kobold infestation.
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>>57916450
Why do you have to play it that way, though? It seems like a pretty flimsy excuse to get your hatecrime on
>I didn't want to massacre those people have having the wrong skin color (green), honest! The game made me do it!
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>>57916562
>the virgin childbirth
>the chad-zak
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>>57916648
I usually don't, but I've played with plenty of DMs who do. I personally don't even like using mundane sentients as fodder. Sentient villains every now and then, sure, but not fodder. If we go with what Gygax set down though, you should kill the orc baby and feel good about it.
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>>57916606

I think you just made all this up and nothing of the sort ever happened. Why would you lie on the internet?
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>>57912844
>Elves are Finns
This is always how I've done any northern elves
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>>57912553
>have elf gf
>kinda prude and likes to show off
>even though she’s actually shy and clumsy
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>>57912726
You could if you're a dark elf.
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>>57916606
sounds about right
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>>57916684
Kek
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>>57916786
>That quote
>Voltaire
Good one, m80
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>>57913158
>Celtic cross
>supremacists medallions

Next thing you know, milk is going to be racist.
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>>57912844
cranky and silent drunks?
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>>57912536
They'd shitpost online about how they hate all these mongrel races shitting up their perfect totally-not-rotten civilization.
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>>57918171
I mean, WNs love them. But there's a huge difference between a celtic cross and a medallion that literally says "elf a best, erryone else shit"
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>>57916684
Goddamnit
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>>57914271
I just want you to know that mods thought that line of arguing was so fucking stupid they deleted both posts, yet here you are continuing it.

Honestly, you should just be popped with a ban.
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>>57917866
So black people?
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>>57915098
>>57916025
Would the sex be worth the haughtiness and superiority complex?
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>>57918302
Awww, did you report those guys yourself?

They probably noticed I'm some other dude who was winding you up for being so butthurt.
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>>57912536
are we talking specifically on earth (and realms connected to it) or a fantasy world that has achieved modern civilization?

anyway though, usually, I actually try not to differ fantasy races in modern settings from their medieval counterparts. Half the appeal of urban fantasy to me is the kefka-esque/reverse kefka-esque story elements. Gods bogged down with bureaucracy or demons who find themselves doing 9-5 jobs and worrying about their mortgages. And on the flipside you have the ordinary accountant who helps a Vampire-lord's assets grow, or the vampire's lawyer who battles endlessly to argue several 'national treasures' the vampire lord owns are legally his due to family inheritance or have been in his possession far longer than the state's declaration of ownership.

The whole interlock of the fantastic and mundane together.
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>>57912536
I was going to give a thoughtful historical examination of potential human-elf relations, but mid paragraph I realized where I was.

Here's a picture of an elf bathing instead.
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>>57918680
I would enjoy both.
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>>57912536
That "stripper wear" is their traditional garb. If humans weren't so hyper sexual and prudish, then those dresses would illicit no response.
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>>57918680
What did you expect? Both the male and female elfs look hot as fuck, and you thought humans wouldn’t want to get in their pants?
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>>57912536
Fatties
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>>57918765
At yet you keep giving me (you)s.
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>>57913917
And you can also learn to read elvish, or at least Tolkien's version, since there are books and resources on the web to do so. Why haven't you? Presumably for the same reason the other anon hasn't learned to read Greek, Russian or Chinese.
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Would there be Elf subraces and subcultures, like there is with humans? Like maybe Asian/Eastern elves are hyper sexual, shorter in height, with very pronounced and elongated, pointy ears, while Euro elves are ultra prudish purityfags and have ears that are nearly human sized with just slight points at the end, almost making them look like leaves. Then indigenous American Elves would be like dark elves, and so forth.
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The future belongs to race mixing with elves.

We also need to train female humans into raping male elves.
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>>57918942
She's now WHAT!?
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>>57912536
Hippies
and best girl
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>>57918942
please tell me this is a doujin
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>>57919053
>best girl
>the elf
Come on, anon. We all know that the skeleton was best girl.
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>>57919174
In terms of giving choices, Ophelia is indeed best, but in game pragmatic Lohannah easily takes it.
>isn't demanding
>pisses off Elves
>Gives simultaneous bonuses to Dwarfs and Lizards, which is normally practically impossible, while leaving based imps and skellies alone
>has regular fuck sessions that last literally for hours
>might even call you a lumberfoot while doing so
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>>57918680
>Modern elves
>How would they differ from their fantasy setting counterparts?
What would be their deal?

It would literally rely on so many historical factors that it's not even worth exploring given how little information is in the OP. At this point it would be entirely up to the writer of such a story to justify any culture the elves and humans might have. Their longevity would effect so many things ranging from marriage laws to maximum political terms, if they would even be allowed to engage in politics at all. The entire demeanor and "general personality" of such a people would completely rely on their history and social status, just like with human races.

How would a wealthy elf behave that lived in Australia? We would have no fucking idea. What is the history of elves in Australia? How did they overcome their social differences to reach a state of wealth in the first place? Was there a war between the two in the past? Would Australia even exist in an alternate timeline where a second intelligent race lived alongside humanity? Would humanity even exist to the modern day in the face of superior competition or would our high birth rates compensate losses incurred in any war or ancient conflict?

Worldbuilding 101 folks. It literally depends on the fucking setting.
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>>57919238
>How would a wealthy elf behave that lived in Australia?
Like Feanor?
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>>57918487
Yes, yes and yes. If you wouldn’t invade her bushy fortress with your iron battering ram, you’re gay.
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>>57918865
depends on the author but normally I do.

I tend to see elves and dwarves originating from Scandinavia and migrating south like how humans are thought to have originated out of Africa.

Of course, because of a lot of intermixing, there's a surprising overlap in cultures as the races start to grow up together and nationalism begins to define a person more than race.

Though when I think about it, assuming the best case scenarios of inter-species integration, I still see elves as often morose.

>The elven elder who grew up on stories of the Roman Empire and it's glory from his grandfather, even has their old armor still on display and sees what Italy is now.
>The elf who fought in both World Wars and later Vietnam. Suffers from massive PTSD of watching countless friends die in horrific ways
>The young elf who remembers when the Internet wasn't shit.

Also, imagine how much better shape the Egyptians tombs might be in with dwarven help.
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>>57918865
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>>57919538
Is she seriously wearing a snake as a bikini?

Why are elves so lewd?
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>>57919238
>What is the history of elves in Australia?
Aborigines.
Fuck, go full tribal. They're Inuit. They're polynesian. They're Ainu. They're [insert native american tribe here].
Marginalized, segregated, forced into hiding/ reservations/ filled with half-breeds, etc
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>>57912971
>open google
>'Talislanta'

have fun, anon
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>>57918942
You can’t just post that and not give source
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>>57919571
Nudity is less taboo due to their very low reproduction rates and sex drives.
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>>57918487
are you joking, it would be worth it BECAUSE of those things.
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>>57912726
Oh, if someone where to want and wear such a thing, public backlash would likely be the desired response.
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>>57919933
This guy gets it.
It’s why Viconia is best Baldur’s Gate girl
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>>57919128
Neromashin C89
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Elves in a low-fantasy modern world:
>Very snobbish and elite
>120 IQ average
>Long life spans extended by technology
>Each elf is like a walking encyclopedia
>Compete in Olympics and win in running and marksmanship events
>Huge in-group preference
>Many expatriates to Human countries, who universally accept Elf immigrants and travelers.
>Elves originate from their own island-continent
>Elf not-Atlantis is very advanced but apartheid/segregation tier for the few humans who work or visit

Stereotypical Japan + Israel + South Africa + England
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>>57920494
2 nukes clearly weren’t enough
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>>57920654
Or 2 was too many
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>>57920494
>netorare
Miss me with that gay shit
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>>57920691
Eh, maybe one too many. Maybe should have actually let Japan have time to grasp what the fuck happened and conclude surrendering but pretty likely they wouldn't have.

Fun fact, Totsumo Yamaguchi wexperienced both bomb droppings. After the first one, he went back to his hometown of Hiroshima and was reporting to his boss on the bomb when the second one detonated.
>"There was this big flash and- yes, just like that! And- awwww... Nuts."
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>>57920654
There is nothing wrong with forcing Elves to breed.

If it was up to me I would capture all the female elves and the males elves with the best genes and put them into a factory for forced breeding.
And then release a steady stream of elf babies into the woods.

It's how we solve the Elf birth rate issue.
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>>57920494
God that was offensively terrible in that way only hentai can be.
>rape
>pedophilia
>shitting
>bimboification
>pregnancy
>graphic birth
>babyfucking

And I love how all of it is 100% okay because the artist drew a tiny white bar over the vaginas.
This is why I'm abandoning this planet first opportunity I get.
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>>57920993
Hey, wanna found the free nation of Olympus Mons when Martian immigration opens up?
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>>57921026
I'm planning on working on a flag and independence proclamation on the flight over. As soon as the colonies are self-sustainable I predict they would break away as soon as humanly possible, seeing as it would be impossible to invade mars on any sort of reasonable budget.
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>>57920993
>doesn’t have a problem with netorare
Are you a cuck? Or am I thin skinned?
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>>57920993
>And I love how all of it is 100% okay because the artist drew a tiny white bar over the vaginas.
It's better when artist knows how to get get creative with angles, obscuring object, and/or loose intestines that resorting to this.
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>>57921101
NTR is weird, but I wouldn't put it next to babyfucking.
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>>57921101
I don't have much of a problem with many of those individual things in hentai, a good rape doujin can be pretty hot, and pregnancy fetishization isn't my thing but if it's yours I can't judge you. But it's when on one page the soldiers are raping a mother and her 4-year old daughter, then they're fucking them in public, then there's a bimboified elf queen shitting in public, then there's the mother and 4-year old getting pregnant and getting ugly huge nipple rings and being mind broken into loving being rape breeding whores, and then there's a four-year old giving graphic birth on the page, it's physically painful to imagine the artist just drawing that up thinking "Yeah this is pretty hot I hope people like it and think it's sexy".
Most people would find Pink Flamingos deeply shocking and offensive, and it was created to be. The fact that this was apparently created just for people to enjoy and jack off too boggles the mind. It's the authorial intent that horrifies me. What was this nigger on?
So yeah, you must be pretty damn desensitized anon. Or I'm more normie than I give myself credit for.
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>>57913382
>Fuck off with your bullshit, most people think we should have finished the job
Edgy 12-year-old white kid starter pack.
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>>57921101
>>57921338, here, just realized what you meant by that post. I completely forgot the initial rape was in front of the husband, because of everything else that happened four pages later. Yeah, that's not exactly my favourite thing to read either, but compared to the shit I just posted it's consensual sex in the missionary position with he lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>57921402
Are you doing this on purpose? Please don’t hurt me like this
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>>57912536
They'd be the Rothschild and Rockefellers, except Amschel Rothschild and John D. Rockefeller.would still be alive.
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>>57920993
>It was that fag shit that set this anon off
>not the hirsute and enlarged clit garbage

pretty awful t b h
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>>57921441
I must be tired, I'm having difficulty understanding your posts.
The hentai is horrible and offensive in so many ways I genuinely forgot some of the slightly less horrifying and offensive ways it is.
NTR is bad and you are a reasonable human bean for disliking it.
Everything else is worse though.
Especially the babyfucking. And getting them pregnant. And then fucking their babies.
Did the author of this see Craster as a role model?
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>>57913382
The general concensus among non-partisan speculative historians is that America would be in a much better place if the southern workforce came through miscegenation with natives instead of the slave trade.
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>>57921712
There weren't enough natives for that.
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>>57921984
There were once the mexican territories got annexed. The problem was America was trying to have it's cake and eat it too, spreading people all around to deter paranoid delusions of a russian invasion but wanting to have big cities and large agrarian communities.

Instead of caring so much about populating Oregon they should have focused on developing the south-east with the people who were dying to migrate to murrica instead of importing people who already didn't want to be here and then treating them like animals so that their descendants would continue to feel like they don't belong and therefore be at permanent odds with the very concept of America while being sustained by it's resources.
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>>57912618
>Above all Elves
What did they mean by this?
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>>57912536
White people 2.0
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>>57922451
You meant to say 3.0 anon. They are just that much better.
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>>57916604
that would be a good way to establish the difference between high elves and wood/green elves in a modern setting, the high elves being an elven race that adapted well to modern society, and the forest elves becoming increasingly more wary and isolationist from modern urbanization
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>>57918680
wait, this artist looks familiar
isn't this oda uh, oda non I think?
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>>57912536
>Elves protest sexualization
But they're so good at it.

Imagine going to an art museum and looking at a nude Renaissance-era painting of an elf girl and realizing that you recognized her from a video you'd watched on Pornhub yesterday.
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>>57922397
I would say it is either rephrasing the first statement (ex. Above all, Elves) or it is making a statement about how he is top bitch because he is a super magic FBI guy.
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>>57912536
What else are they good for if not that?
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>>57912536
I think their long lives combined with low birth numbers would make Elves an extremely conservative, and perfectionist culture. The older, powerful Elves would want to keep things just the way they like it. Because older elves would die off slowly, leadership wouldn't change hands often. Because of their smaller birth pools, and the surrounding and dominant human cultures you could expect elven communes to be very tightly knit, like a village or small town. Younger elves would compose a much smaller part of the social fabric and exert less pull than in human societies, and would probably feel very stifled. If human civilization somehow remains almost exactly like it is today in this hypothetical world (as in, no eternal half-elven/elven nobility lording it over the pure blooded humans), you'd probably have many younger elves fleeing their communities to the more youth oriented and progressive human cities to study, work, and live. Maybe marry a human or two. Then, once their rebellious phase is over, they'd return home to their enclaves and settle down for good. Some stay, of course. I could imagine there'd be some amazing elf scientists who were personally was involved with Newton and Einstein. This could lead to major problems with elves losing their best and brightest to human civilizations, which would play well into the whole "fading light" angle a lot of elf fiction loves to play with.
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>>57913772
because those languages are all inferior
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>>57923240
>ywn have a qt Elven boyfrien
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>>57912536
They would be absolutely insufferable.
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>>57922650
oda_non, yes. Search oda_non

aka king of the milfs. Oda has a very distinctive art style, you can mostly tell with the flattening of the colors
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>>57913154
>picture
When i think of elves i think of the French, it's either the art, the food or the egotism.
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>>57913035
>(against her wishes)
Fuck her wishes.
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>>57912536
Humans would get over our racial debates since we'll be busy exterminating them
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>>57920536
That'd be the right answer for me, i could even see them being well liked by the humans they trade with to the point where Elves wouldn't even have to fight their own battles, whatever human nations they trade with would leap to their defense (even if it's just as simple as "we get all our super cool tech from them, so we should help them if someone attacks.) a minimal amount of diaspora.
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>>57924345
You mean "getting exterminated" by them right, humanlet? Nah, you can keep on killing eachothers, we don't give a shit about spoonears
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>>57924403
Have fun sitting in your tree. We'll be busy taking over Mars.
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>>57924645
Oh really? When you get to Nerbullon 3050 we can meet again
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>>57921197
>>57920993
>okay with cuckshit
>isn't down with delicious little children

anons, I think you need to go back to funnyjunk
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>>57923240
>>57923932
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>>57924645
You just have fun being far uglier and much shorter lived.
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>>57912536
They're rich old white families turned up to 11, the species. Only they got better overall physicals than everyone else (some races can beat them in one or two traits), as well and mental and magical superiority. There isn't an elf alive who isn't in the 1% and any elf that is in danger of falling on hard times is propped up by the rest of the species because elvish pride refuses to let the shame of an elf not being one of the best.

Downside to all this is that there are barely fuckall of them.
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>>57918688
How did their culture evolve to prioritize stripper wear given their historical proximity to humans? Are elves like 80% female and need half their women to get the BHC to avoid extinction?
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>>57917866
That isn't Voltaire quote. It's by Kevin Alfred Strom, the neo-Nazi pedophile, from 1993.
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Elves come in a lot of flavors, just like humans. Here's the biological facts:

1: They breed slowly.
2: They live practically forever.
3: They're good at magic.
4: They're charismatic and attractive.
5: They're not often the bodybuilding type, and tend towards lean and quick.

They've been used to represent white aristocratic families, angry inbred slavs and innawoods nutters, modern techies and wild jungle people. All sorts, really.

Elves live a long time and however you look at it, have the time to get really good at all the basics of living. Imagine an elf alive for 800 years that can't build their own house, craft their own tools, cook their own food and magically grow their own crops. How would you manage to NEET it up that long? You'd learn eventually. Elves should be people who fight with supreme skill and hand-crafted masterwork equipment wherever they live, to the standards of the type of elf they are.

A jungle elf should be able to survive alone in the jungle and make their own masterwork survival level equipment. They should know EVERYTHING about their environment. A group of angry slav elves will probably have only the finest handmade sniper rifles and expertly crafted worst alcohol. Old whitey aristocratic elves probably have a bunch of magical family heirlooms made by the best in their line and passed down after death. Modern techie elves should be that asshole that can take apart and rebuild his own iPhone.

They're old and crafty and magical, which makes up for their lack of numbers the same way the Greeks, Romans, Americans and so on used superior equipment training and skill to defeat hordes of enemies from other nations in our time. The elves would just be the maximized version of that. Maybe not innovative, but really good at what they know. It's a disservice to just make them pointy eared humans. Use the few differences they do have to maximum effect and make them something unique.
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>>57912726
Whoa, you're so right

It's not like that could ever happen in a realistic setting
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>>57919238
>Australian Elves spend centuries honing their shitposting skills.
A terrifying prospect.
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Here is my contribution to this thread.
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>>57926950
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>>57926966
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Can you think of any reason an elf would be attracted to a human, male or female, when other elves are available? Maybe there's a long waiting list for spouses. Maybe they're encouraged to so their wild oats for a century or two.

Maybe they think their little round ears are cute.
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>>57927078
Humans know how to make french fries and give fantastic earplay.
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>>57918350
Wtf I hate black people now
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>>57927078
Maybe they're into disgusting, malformed ugos. There are freaks in any race. Doesn't make them anywhere near the majority.
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>>57926966
Oh dear.
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>>57927214
>now
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>>57927269
>black
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>>57927214
>people
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>>57927336
>hate
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>>57927078
Superior human dick.
But seriously, an explainantion for this that I really enjoyed was that human lovers have the good grace to die before the love goes stale.
In Elf society it's accepted that all marital relationships will end eventually because eventually Elf couples just get tired of each other.
This makes Elves romanticise the idea of losing a lover before you get tired of them, and making you pine after your lost love forever.
Whitch is why half Elves outnumber pure Elves.
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>>57927078
Maybe some sort of artsy fartsy bullshit involving the fact that our lives are shorter and that has some sort of inherit beauty?

Maybe we have bigger dicks.
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>>57927415
>>57927378
It's definitely are giant cocks. Elves have little tiny baby dicks. Even the women
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>>57912811
Humans would undoubtedly massacre the elves in droves. We'd dissect them and seek to learn the secrets of their longevity. The few that survive would be enslaved in harems, prized because even after being sexually assaulted for 40 years they still look as young as the first time
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They would be america
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>>57924758
I didn't know they let you have the internet Mr Watkins. and no, baby baby is not awwwright.
Not even if you have a blender
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>>57920536
Why would elves win at running? I could see Figure Skating, gymnastics, but is an elf really going to be the fastest man alive? Oh hell no.
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>>57927976
What if it's a black elf?
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>>57928006
It's 2018 anon we call them African American Elves now
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>>57928019
You listen here to little shit, i'll call them elf-niggers again if you don't stop backtalkin me.

Back in my day we had a little something called respect, now all these hood-elves are boppin and jivin to their ghetto lute music and wearin their robes around their ass and every second word that comes out of their pie-holes is "Spoonears"
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>>57928148
>ghetto lute music

holy kek
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>>57928148
More grumpy grandpa please.
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>>57920779
I still don’t grasp the logic behind bombing Nagasaki.
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>>57928350
We had to force them into immediate and unconditional surrender before the Soviets could claim part of Japan.
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>>57927378
It makes no sense for half elves to outnumber regular elves unless half elves exclusively breed with each other and male elves keep knocking up human women at high rates.

If half elves don't live as long and the regular humans keep fucking elves at obscene rates, then whatever half elves exist would get diluted pretty quick due to human dickings if it's not even men looking for fertile human women causing the influx in high elves.
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>>57928200
Yeah, those shyster fucks at them big radio stations play nothing but that ghetto lute music about "wooing maidens" and "slaying roundears" and talking about how much Gold they have.
but they fucking bop around in the national forests flashing elder clan signs and shooting eachother with bows, i knew a cop who patrolled around Yellowstone in the 60s and he said all those knife-eared niggers used to do was smoke herbs and shoot arrows at eachother.

>>57928270
are you the bitch-elf that lets randy elf "Men" come to your room all hours of the goddamn night i'm 80 years old i need me sleep!

Last night you had that dipshit with his flute dancing in the street and i swear, i swear if he turns up again i'll put a bullet in his head.
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>>57919625
no.

aborigines make orcs and such look pretty and gorgeous. fucking seriously, JUST NO.
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>>57928362
If the Soviets did they'd re-enact the Three Alls Policy and comfort Women.
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>>57927078
>Can you think of any reason an elf would be attracted to a human

Zoophilia is not limited to humans
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>>57928570
>ywn this is why the God-Emperor wants to exterminate the Eldar
>not because they murderfuck and hate humans
>only because in one of his lives as a human knife-ears wouldn't let him sleep
AT LAST I TRULY SEE
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>>57927367
>books
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>>57927307
>>57927336
>>57927367
>>57928988
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>>57929001
READ
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>>57919625
How do you say 'Give us a smoko you racist white dog cunt you stole me fuckin land' in elvish?
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>>57929145
>Give us a smoko you racist white dog cunt you stole me fuckin land
On- ammen a smoko cin racist thilivern hú cunt cin stole nin fuckin dór in Sindarin
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>>57913382
>most
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>>57919538
Where is her ass? She looks like someone made a frog stand up straight.
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>>57927078
>Can you think of any reason an elf would be attracted to a human, male or female, when other elves are available?
I can. Brain damage

>>57928148
>>57928570
We call them drows. Yeah fuck them, fully supported youngster... I mean elder
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>>57930217
>anime reaction image
Thanks for your contribution, tranny
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>>57926771
>>>/pol/
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>>57924122
Hell yes. I have a bunch of his h-manga downloaded. God bless his soul.

Now that I think about it, I can't even imagine younger looking girls in his art style.
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>>57912891
>Bright for as shitacularly uninspired as it was
Never watched the movie, were the orcs just stereotypical, "proud warrior race" guys and elves, "hoighty toighty fast and spinny" guys?

They might have just done that since it's geared to the public who probably mostly know of orcs and elves from LotR where they fit that trope (well, the orcs not so much).
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>>57919625
If Abos were hot brown elves they would be a hell of a lot more popular.
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Here is the secret as to how China became 1 billion.

https://ii.yuki.la/9/5b/d05c372893fd16e6a3124af6d327668da3e3c675e11450c0bfef083287f7e5b9.webm
We just need to put Elves into similar breeding factories like these and soon enough we won't even have forest space enough for 1 billion Elfs.
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>>57932310
What does this webm show. I don’t want to click on it.
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>>57932310
Can we genetically engineer them so all the chicks have large breasts? That's important for um, mana production... yeah. Important.
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>>57932454
N-no! Elves must stay slender and perky.

Big fat tats is a Human thing.
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>>57932446
50 seconds of hundreds of asian couples in rows copulating doggy style. It literally looks like a screw factory.
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>>57932483
But the MANA! Um... the MANA! Don't you want extra spells, anon? Don't you? I feel myself becoming more magical just thinking about tit, I mean it. .
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>>57932446
Baby making factories are real. It's literally the answer to elven birth rate issues.

It's like Eldar sex orgies, but without the violence and insanity.
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>>57916648
that image is perfect
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>>57932490
I have to say it's very orderly and neatly arranged in rows and files.
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>>57913154
>"even white people from weird little Gaelic pockets complain about dying language and culture"

Fuck the Welsh.
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>>57912536
See shadowrun. Elves tend to gravitate to social positions like the service industry or professional handshakers.
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>>57932310
this would be so hot if it wasn't 3dpd
a man can dream of an h-ova like this one day (I guess the one with the cult is kind of close?)
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>>57932791
Silly Anon, it's a beautiful display of orderly collectivist culture. Strength through numbers.
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>>57912536
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany
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>>57913158
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>57912571
Fuckin waste of a concept and budget
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>>57932937
But bright was a pretty solid movie.
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>>57932893
A clear victory for the master race.
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>>57918487
Ever dated any Hong Kong girls?

The answer is only for a month, after that you'd want to strangle her with your bare hands
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>>57932677
>>"even white people from weird little Gaelic pockets complain about dying language and culture"
>Fuck the Welsh.

He was referring to the English, actually.
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They would be the most annoying /pol/-tier "who is whitest" shitposters.
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>>57932310
>>57932860
But that's Japanese, not Chinese.
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They'd all be dead.

because fuck elves
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>>57933260
Come to think of it, this image would fit the drow pretty well
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>Elves coming to realise that we most likely ate and fucked the neanderthals into extintion, the one other bipedal spiecies with sentience that bordered on ours that we walked among with. Wages war on us out of fear.
>Elf's face when this prompt us to eat and fuck them out of existance as well
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>>57933641
You can't fuck elves out of existence due to math. 1 Elven woman take on several hundred human males due to her life span, and her children will mate with other humans, all you will do is diluting the human genes.

You can, however, kill them. That's pretty evil though.
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I fucking hate you all. Elves are a dignified and graceful race deserving of your respect, not whores for you pigs to lust after.
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>>57933756
Elves should be locked up inside fucking factories for their own good.
If they can't into birth rate, we will have to force them to.
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>>57920494
>incontinent milf/loli rape fetish
Some life advice for OP
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>>57933712
>elves fuck humans out of existence
Good end.
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>>57934240
>OP
>not referring to the OP
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>>57922397
It means elves are above the other races, and he's above other elves. He's probably an Elven Noble or something.
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>>57927415
>superior human dickings
>deliberately spicing things up with some good old fashioned tragedy because you're a borderline insane quasi-immortal being who wants their life to be like a story
>"The flame that burns half as long burns twice as bright." (Popular Elven expression when asked why they're dating a human.)
All very good reasons.
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>>57927072
that's the spirit!
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>>57912536
What I'm making mine out to be:

Elves and the fey in general have retreated into the shadows of human society, hiding in enclaves and under illusions to survive.

They're graceful and elegant, like deer or cats, but are entirely alien that swerve heavily into the uncanny valley. Despite this, they're excellent craftsmen and well versed in different kinds of magic, making them valuable allies to those who know of them.
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>>57934295
Wouldnt it be phasing both out and making something new?
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>>57935448
Depends on how long lifespan the halfies will have And how long the full elves life span are.

The only thing that will really devastate Elves is huge wars in my opinion..
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>>57924403
Why did peter jackson choose the manliest faced men he could find to act as the elves in that scene? They look like drakqueens rather than elves.
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>>57935504
Also assuming dominate genes exist I suppose one would actually be phased out .
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>>57927078
Well, one idea I pitched awhile ago was that human blood in elven genes adds a massive boost to elven fertility and strengthens sexual characteristics (men gain muscle mass more easily, women get more va va voom) for several generations after the original half-elf and elves are not so generally removed from the world that they disagree with many human tastes in aesthetics.

Thus, it's considered important for elves to occasionally interbreed with a human for a more viable elven race that can risk, literally, fading from existence from too much undiluted fey blood.

High elves will simply court humans, drow take breeding slaves.

Admittedly, this idea was pitched in a magical realm thread.
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>>57933830
This puts me in mind of a panda-like elf captive breeding program, where elf keepers desperately attempt to get the elves to breed and produce viable offspring.

...But no, they just keep observing the stars and reciting poetry and stuff like that.

At least they’ve got long lifespans.
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>>57922397
some elves are more equal than others
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>>57935011
that pic just looks like two aliens (AYYYYY) trying to pass as humans
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>>57936213
That was the intent when designing them.
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>>57936182
>...But no, they just keep observing the stars and reciting poetry and stuff like that.
We have ways to fix that.
Put viagra into the male's food. Or extract his semen and artificially inseminate the female. Or even physically force them into copulation.
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>>57918942
>>57920993
God fucking dammit.

All I wanted was some lovely vanilla elf romance. Something touching, with characters who are good to each other.

Instead, this. Why must the world be so cruel?
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>>57936378
It's not all bad, anon
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>>57923425
>I could imagine there'd be some amazing elf scientists who were personally was involved with Newton and Einstein.
They’d truly shine in biology and medicine. Imagine having a lifespan long enough to master the entire taxonomy of a large group like the mollusks. Few human beings can really undertstand even a small subset of a group that large, and they’re in high demand. (They still don’t get paid much, for complicated reasons involving a tradition of taxonomy as unpaid labor.) Or a diagnostician who’s seen thousands upon thousands of cases, having personally observed many exceptionally rare maladies, or a brain surgeon who’s spent a hundred years perfecting his skill.

The general public might not notice these people— elves might shy away from becoming public intellectuals. But academics would regard them with awe.
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>>57930365
Is her mouth also too wide?
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>>57936023
So Morgana was a yandere elf waifu and Merlin was a dense harem protag?
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>>57935011
The porportions seem off
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>>57936785
in Merlin's defense, he was half-incubus. Usually fiends come out on top (no pun intended) in these scenarios.

Unfortunately, dick power only gets you so far at this level of harem game.
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>>57932310
Where is this and who wants to pool their resources with mine to get there immediately
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>>57922397
"Elves above all" we are the big swinging dicks of the world
"Above all elves" loyalty to elf kind is THE most important thing there is. in a choice of 3 humans and an elf, pick the elf.
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>>57922756
GOAT for real then?
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>>57912536
I imagine they would kind of be like vampires in that the oldest elves make up most of the 1% due to having had so much time to invest and accumulate wealth. They are unable to relate to the shorter lived races at all and think of them more as resources to take advantage of for their own benefit.

The younger elves on the other hand are probably not too different from the average person. They know they are young and that they have plenty of time to just dick around if they want to. However, they are reluctant to bond with humans either because they think there is no point in befriending someone who will die so soon anyways or just because they think they are too good for humans. They would probably try to keep to themselves for the most part.

Of course this is all assuming they are like the typical elf and live for hundreds if not thousands of years or even forever.
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>>57912536
Slumlords / billionaires
>They were around when the big cities were towns and bought most of the land.

>when you live forever/ hundreds of years the whole "I'll just hold on to this in case I need it" hoarder mentality does them wonders
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Unironically, Elves would be redundant in a modern setting. All of their defining traits in terms of interacting with other civilizations are already covered by Jews.
Elf-hate in a modern setting would mirror modern anti-Semitism.

Support for this perspective:
>Elves have a reputation for believing they are the best race/God(Eru)'s favored
>Elvish historical narratives are usually "We are displaced from our true homeland, with which we share a supernatural connection. It should belong to us, but other races have occupied it and deny us our birthright."
>Elvish extreme longevity would mean that any Elf that decides to start making investments at a young age could become immensely wealthy by middle age even with very risk-averse investments, leading to a belief among some that (((they))) control everything, especially the banks!
>Elvish retellings of historical events would come into question by the shorter-lived races, (e.g. "muh 6 gorillion," since we still have a few holocaust survivors kicking around telling their stories, now imagine that but the holocaust was 1000 years ago

Criticism/shortcomings of this perspective:
Not really anything off the top of my head, but I'm sure y'all have some counterpoints.

I know this post comes off as /pol/ baiting, but I honestly can't imagine modern elves doing anything but making Jews redundant.
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>>57936978
Anon just arrange that stuff in your own country.

It can't hurt when you even have the right arguments, such as birth rate issues.
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>>57932937
>>57932964
Bright wasn't a BAD movie, but how the hell did it end up costing $90 million?
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>>57937285
Elven Accounting
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>>57937285
special effects, cultural consultants and Will Smith
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>>57937478
Mostly Will Smith I'm guessing.
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>>57927116
>Dark Imperium
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>>57936796
Also intentional.
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>>57922756
That shouldn't get me as hard as it does
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>>57923240
>That pic

It is EXTREMELY EASY to tell Elves apart. Educate yourself.
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>>57930990
The orcs definitely did have the PWR element, especially with their nonspecific 'blooding' coming-of-age/initiation ritual, but mostly, they were sort of an amalgamation of the cultures of archetypical underprivileged group in the US. I'd say they have the most in common with Latino street gangs, but actual Latino street gangs and Mexican-American ethnic tensions exist in this universe, too.

The elves were mostly just astonishingly powerful and unapologetic about it. They've got sections of cities cordoned off for them with military-grade weapons and armor. Those Elf neighborhoods look like Near-Future Utopian Sci-Fi Land while the rest of the world is all dirty. The only elves existing outside of the law in the whole film are a small group of cultists, who are also the only elves that are ever directly in harm's way.
The elves do LOOK rather fancy, but I don't remember them ever acting notably smug or condescending about it. They also seem to have normal human mobility, but with a greater grip on magic.
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>>57932310
Except that's Japan not China so not a single child would be conceived from that because their males are too soy-infused.
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>>57913339
>>57913382
>>57913434
>>57913510
In my experience, people seem to think of the destruction of native societies as bad, but in a sort of...inevitable, blameless kind of way. As if it was the eruption of Vesuvius, rather than being a series of decisions and actions made by people.
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>>57938094
>female elves have a bigger penis than males
wait, wut
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>>57938318
Is there a problem?
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>>57918942
>>57919045
>>57920494
I'm not going to read the doujin out of respect for all of our elven friends on this website.

What was the rest of that line of narration? She is now a...what?
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>>57921069
But it would be even LESS reasonable to defend Mars on such budgets.

I like to think that ownership of the Martian colonies would move around a bunch of 'non-geographic' nations like in that one sci-fi novel series. The one that was really dense and weirdly haughty about how cool its world is and I only got halfway through the first one before giving up.

That one.
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>>57927078
Has nobody considered the possibility that male elves practice Traumatic Insemination, like bedbugs do?

It seems like a rather obvious reason ladyelves would take human partners.
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>>57933015
I can't tell which groups are being made fun of vs. which groups are being lionized in this image, but somehow, I agree with it, and feel like the people that I don't like are BTFO'd.
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>>57936441
I just see two elves
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>>57912536
They'd be like the Amish. They wouldn't be a part of human culture. In the modern world, people who speak out against how degenerate society has become smoke weed and post nudes of themselves on the Internet. I can't imagine elves would think humans are even worth being friendly with anymore.
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>>57939497
I'm sure.
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The only reason there is elves in my campaigns is because I like drows, and dark elves makes no sense without regular elves.
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The real question is how gay is it to fetishize a bunch of giant pig-orc savages gangbanging elven maidens? Surely there must be some subtle cuckold or touch of gay in there?
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>>57939762
>liking a race that's so retardedly backstaby that they literally lose half their population in a month
>liking a race that only gets pregnant because of orgasms from their infants killing and eating one another inside the womb.
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>>57937114
Elves are healthy and attractive so it would be a worthwhile replacement.
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>>57916025

They'd pretty much be the aristocratic class for a lot of states.

>>57935524

Tolkien elves are not sissy faggots. They fucking wrestled Balrogs when the only human to do that wasn't even a human he was a maiar named gandalf.
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>>57928498
I don't see why half elves wouldn't become dominant.

Longer lifespan + elves can knock up an unlimited number of humans in a lifetime + half elves are generally humans but better
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>>57936561
"Dr. Sar'rel has been doing brain surgery since brain surgery stopped being a convoluted way of killing the patient."
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>>57938986
Red Mars?
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>>57935011
source on this?
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>>57912536
They would differ by being more integrated with the human population. Like Asians or Jews in the US they would be a small, but successful, minority.
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>>57916604
So I'm curious as to how that sort of data is generated? How do we know what sort of forest cover existed in 1000bc?

Obviously humans use lumber and want farmland, but still curious as to what is the maximal potential forest expansion in Europe and how that would be calculated?
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>>57947250
I was annoyed by the fact that I didn't have an immediate answer to this question, so I looked up the paper.

Here's the abstract:

>Humans have transformed Europe’s landscapes since the establishment of the first agricultural societies in the mid-Holocene. The most important anthropogenic alteration of the natural environment was the clearing of forests to establish cropland and pasture, and the exploitation of forests for fuel wood and construction materials. While the archaeological and paleoecological record documents the time history of anthropogenic deforestation at numerous individual sites, to study the effect that prehistoric and preindustrial deforestation had on continental-scale carbon and water cycles we require spatially explicit maps of changing forest cover through time. Previous attempts to map preindustrial anthropogenic land use and land cover change addressed only the recent past, or relied on simplistic extrapolations of present day land use patterns to past conditions. In this study we created a very high resolution, annually resolved time series of anthropogenic deforestation in Europe over the past three millennia by 1) digi- tizing and synthesizing a database of population history for Europe and surrounding areas, 2) developing a model to simulate anthropogenic deforestation based on population density that handles technological progress, and 3) applying the database and model to a gridded dataset of land suitability for agriculture and pasture to simulate spatial and temporal trends in anthropogenic deforestation. Our model results provide reasonable estimations of deforestation in Europe when compared to historical accounts. We simulate extensive European deforestation at 1000 BC, implying that past attempts to quantify anthro- pogenic perturbation of the Holocene carbon cycle may have greatly underestimated early human impact on the climate system.
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>>57949283
The authors also mention that we have a lot of direct evidence, in the third sentence of the paper.

>The rich paleoecological and archaeological record in Europe provides ample evidence that many European regions experienced intensive, continuous human occupation throughout the Holocene (e.g., Clark et al., 1989; Brewer et al., 2008; for a review see also Dearing, 2006). Indeed, some regions of Europe probably experi- enced successive cycles of deforestation, abandonment, and afforestation in the 6000 years of human history preceding the Industrial Revolution (e.g., Behre, 1988; Bintliff, 1993; Lagerås et al., 1995; Berglund, 2000; Vermoere et al., 2000; Cordova and Lehman, 2005; Gaillard, 2007).

The model they created relies on a lot of other work estimating past population sizes, climates, and soil attributes; those estimates most likely draw from multiple lines of evidence.

I'm betting that there's been some palynological (fossil pollen) work on this, but I don't think they mention it directly.
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>>57939761

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ77xBgIA9s

What are his stats?
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>>57912536
well you know how a bunch of no gf types here dream of asian gfs and think they'd be perfect wives and stuff

well imagine that but even more autistic
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>>57912536
Why aren't you asking the same question about dwarves? Why not about orcs, halflings, gnomes? Why is it always with elves that you guys have to add some meaningless color swap on them? Are you so devoid of ideas that
>elf + x
is the high of creativity for you?
>that pic
Well, I porbably shouldn't expect anything.
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>>57920993
Pornfags are the worst elf-haters.
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>>57937114
>>Elves have a reputation for believing they are the best race/God(Eru)'s favored
Except humans were Erus beloved children.
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>>57938094
That pic was never canon for anything.
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>>57913087
That was never an elf.
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>>57912844
>most elves are perpetually depressed and melancholy
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>>57913088
>and they are always the same
I honestly have no idea why anyone would say that. FR are really different from Tolkien which are really different from Warcraft which, despite their history, are really different from Warhammer. And that are just the standard settings.
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>>57933756
/tg/ doesn't care about elves outside of the standard Tolkien thread.
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>>57915098
>>57916025
Reminder that this character is a canon 1000 years old virgin.
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>>57927078
less drama if you become their ex since you'll die of old age eventually.
also they'd no doubt be picky and only take the best pickings, stealing away all the pretty human men and women, leaving only the unwashed ugly masses to mate with each other.
Eventually this results in humanity devolving into troglodyte like hunched monstrosities.
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>>57927078
They are naiv and stupid.
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>>57936441
>>57920494
>>57919625
>>57918942
>>57913154
>>57912536
Only humans could create something this disgusting.
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>>57918830
Fuck you too.
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>>57912536
I can't believe this guy hasn't been posted.
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>>57927378
>Whitch is why half Elves outnumber pure Elves.
Barely happens.
>In Elf society it's accepted that all marital relationships will end eventually
Barely happens in any setting.
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>>57926950
And it's shit.
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>>57950309
>>57950317
It's not our fault Elves are made for breeding. If their males don't want to impregnate them, someone else will!
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>>57950272
Well, if you think that pretty humans mate with each other, why hasn't that stratification in attractiveness already happened?
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>>57950454
Elf-hater please fuck off.
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>>57939305
>>57936023
>>57927415
>>57927378
>>57927123
So... Elven males are basically useless?
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>>57950528
Only in the mind of those infested by /tg/ shitposting and pornography. The most influential, important and powerful elves have always been male.
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>>57950528
They just don' prioritise breeding with their women enough.
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>>57951086
Elaborate
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>>57951230
Something something non-traditional game memes.
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>>57950476
Elves exist only to be used for baby making!
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>>57937285
Will Smith.
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>>57912844
>elves are finns.
Snow Elves* They are depressed and aggressive and will try to kill you if gotten too close

Actual elves are nothing like that
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>>57952228
>Actual elves are nothing like that
That sounds more like classical elves than anything else.
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>>57917751
I'm totally going to do this after I visit Finland.
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>>57926801
Centuries of shitposting skill, continuously honed with each generation. Not a SINGLE technique lost. Nobody could withstand it. Once aussie primetime hit, every board would be inundated with wave upon wave of the most baiting shitposts imaginable. Who could withstand the relentless bants?




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