>a small child stands in the middle of the smoldering village.wat do?
>>58480032make him wear a silly hat
Continue burning down the village
>>58480032Very, very important question, what expression is on her face?
>>58480180You can't tell, the artist is very shitty.
>>58480032Hey, guess what?
>>58480032Where are your parents?
Climb out of the rubble and tell OP that pedophilia is illegal
I want to get myrrhied to a dragon loli!
>>58480032>a small childThat's a giant cock.
>>58480071I think you owe her an apology
I crit autisticly
>>58480032Not the first time we've adopted a probable dragon-blood sorcerer. We shall raise this one, too, to praise the sun and amass GAINS.
>>58480032AN ILLUSION! I dispel it immediately!
>>58480032Detect evil, detect magic, dispel evil and good, banishment just in case. Then, give to the church.
>>58480071Damn, I was about to post that.
>>58480050The only correct answer.
>>58480032Anon you JUST made this thread a couple days ago but trying to phrase it around "tropes you like." Stop.
>>58480032Have the techpriest and blank take a look at her. If both of them give her a clean bill of health, then Kill-Team Exterminatus just got a mascot.
>>58480032That's not Rydia.
>>58480032Get the party ready for battle
>>58480032take to the local chapter of our party palidins chantry and allow for them to raise the child inn that gods teachings
>>58481852fae is my daughter, she deserves to be brought to attention
If she's the only living being there, then she probably did it. Smite Evil.
>>58480032Ignore and move on. No group is evil enough without being tryhard for me to go full monster and roll party van. I also will have nothing to do with another fuckmothering "we adopted the kid!" mascot arc
>>58487040What if it were a lost gnoll pup?
>>58487036needs fae edit (unironicly)
The party would probably take her in>>58487112Not him, but that sounds freaking adorable
>>58486562And you deserve to get your face punched in.She can't be your daughter because she doesn't fucking exist
>>58487112Actually him. Depends on the character>Half elf conquest paladin: enslave the pup and make it my own personal Thrall analogue/envoy to the savage races>Half-orc beserker/paladin: Full edgelord, stomp it>Half-orc dex with guns fighter: Take it, name it something African and become the great white hunter "Umumbubu, fetch me the Basilisk gun"
>>58480032KILL MAIM BURNno seriously, if the village is smoldering and some little shit is just standing in the middle of the devastation, I ain't taking no chancesHow did it survive whatever torched the village? Maybe it torched the village? Better safe than sorry, and better sorry for the kid than for my own hide. meet you in hell kiddo
>>58480071I remain convinced that this is a test of the most important MiB skill, the ability to make up plausible-sounding bullshit under pressure. J passed.
>>58487989this, we're hunting a rogue psyker with shapeshifting abilities. the Emperor knows his own, I ain't worried about it.
Accept them in to the party because a PC clearly died last session and the DM wants to keep the ball rolling.
fun like hell, if she survived the mage's assault on the village and is unharmed, I don't want to be anywhere near her.
>>58489414>Fun like hell
>>58487036i now this is old, but whats the story?
>>58487036>>58487121Well, if you wanted it that badly!
>>58480032Honestly kill herShe is either>The villian, so kill her>The DM NPC, so kill it.>The ultra child savor of the story, so kill it because that's a shit story,>Another PC, PC kill him until he stops his little girl fetish.And end of discussion.
>>58480032Order one of the cultists to grab her. Clearly they missed one. Fucking incompetent mortals, how am I supposed to run a warband without slave-labor? Ships don't run themselves you know.
>>58490190What happens if she was a witness to the disaster who could have provided helpful information on what carried out the attack?
>>58480071Came here to post this.
>>58480032Based chickenposter>>58490190>The DM NPC, so kill itYou don't actually play any games, right? If you want to kill a DMPC, you might as well just grab a knife and stab your DM, because anything you try ingame will be a no-go
>>58480032Im astonished we missed one
>>58480032play hide and seekI start by hiding. for the next few days
>>58490163*cute dragon noises*
>>58480032Um...kid, that wasn't you, was it?
>>58492801the smoldering village was /tg/ all along, every decent paladin would have smitten it right away
>>58480032You know the answer.
Purge the brat as well.Must be as heretical as the rest of the lot you just purged, if not worse.Hey >>58492438, >>58481515 wants to have a word.
>>58480032If next village is closer than three days travel, take her there, if not, then poison her during night, so she sleeps away peacefully.Why? Because we cannot do anything for her, and she wont survive out here.
>>58480032PURGE THE WITCH!
>>58480032The witch acts all motherly towards it and offers it a delicious home cooked meal and a place to sleep.After feeding it a delicious stew made from the leftover bodies of the last people they killed, the witch tucks the child into bed. The bed is her cooking pot, and the child winds up as sweet jelly filled cookies.
>>58490163>a small child stands in front of the buring orphanagewat do?
>>58480032Gonna err on the side of plausible deniability and gracefully accept what's very obviously the sole survivor of this tremendous disaster as our new companion and protege.
>>58495218I like this kid.
>>58480032Check if it pings as evil, proceed from there.
>>58492833>the smoldering village was /tg/ all along, every deus vult paladin would have smitten it right awayFtfy fag stick
>>58490163I'm in love.
>>58490163now put her herehttps://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/ap489943708182-resize1.jpg
>>58488052So how does it work? Is tiff already shot and they just blame it on a random one of the recruits? Or do they actually wait for one of them to fuck up in one of the many tests and ask then?
>>58480032There's only one option here.
>>58490522>You don't actually play any games, right? If you want to kill a DMPC, you might as well just grab a knife and stab your DM, because anything you try ingame will be a no-goThat's what we did until he learned.
>>58496422are there any more edits we should know about???