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If Orcs apparently want our women so bad, why not set up some kind of exchange program?

Also ITT, benefits of carrying off orc women as opposed to keeping that human woman the orcs carried off. Benefit one: Orc wifus can crush the skulls of anyone who'd fuck with your home and family while you're off adventuring. You'll never have to worry about your arch-nemesis killing your wife and children while you're in that dungeon again, because your wife can quite literally tear him a new one.
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>>60292129
As of 5e at least half-orcs are so objectively superior to full blooded orcs it's honestly baffling there are any left.
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>>60292129
There's clearly a misunderstanding of Orc culture going on here. Orcs don't want our women so that they can marry them, they want our women so that they can rape them. Half-Orc children born under Orc rape are despised and disowned by Orcs for having weak human blood in them.
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>>60292129
Orc women are hideous
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>>60292129

You don't understand anon.
Orcs don't want an exchange program or want only our women. They want all the women.
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>>60292129
>thinking he can keep his orc wife at home
You and which army?
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>>60292159
Your mom is hideous.
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>>60292166
oh fuk, you're right.
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>>60292147
Yeah, but eye-for-an-eye dictates that if they steal my woman and make her their rape slave, I should steal their woman and make her my wife.

>>60292142
stats aren't everything, anon. Live a little.
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>>60292300
lol
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>>60292129
>normal green woman with fangs
Stop doing that
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>>60292366
stop doing what, anon?
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>>60292129
only 1 in 10000 orc women are attractive to humans
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>>60292387
It's not about if she's attractive or not, anon, it's about making a point.
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>>60292129
there you go sempai
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>>60292129
Depends on the setting.
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>>60292459
nice work, anon
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>>60292142
implying that people don’t homebrew buff full orcs
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>>60292544
For the sake of argument, let's just go with Forgotten Realms since that's the most commonly used. (if we don't count homebrew settings)
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>>60292387
Orcs get a comeliness of 2d6 (Dragon Magazine 141 p. 39), and values of 10-13 are average looking. That comes out to one in six orcs being, while not good-looking, at least average by human standards.
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>>60292129
Because we already ran out of humen women exchanging them with the elves, dwarves, halflings, gnomes, planetouched, dragon-blooded and what have you.
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>>60292604
well, shit, I guess human females don't make very good trade staple after all. who'dathunkit?
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>>60292617
To fix that you'd need to either breed more human women or have the results of the human male/whatever female crossbreeds interbreed so that you get normal humans again.

Or you'd end up with mongrelfolk, but that one can be solved by not fucking lobsters.
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>>60292635
Hah, I mean, who'd fuck lobsters anyway, that'd be redicu-
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>>60292129
>If Orcs apparently want our women so bad

They don't, they just want to increase their numbers, and they're too dumb to figure out how they were initially created, using vats of giant and man flesh, stewing in demonic ichor.

Instead, they use women to multiply their numbers, and introduce females into their kind of being. Half-orcs tend to be smarter than regular orcs, so they often take up higher positions, and may actually figure out how orcs were originally made and replicate the process.
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>>60292693
Huh, memes aside I wasn't aware of that tidbit of lore. Is that just Forgotten Realms?
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>>60292274
>eye-for-an-eye dictates that if they steal my woman and make her their rape slave, I should steal their woman and make her my wife
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>>60292129
Just think of how loud-mouth, smelly, rude, obnoxious and butch black women are, and then 10x that for an Orcish woman.

Do you really want that as your wife? There's a reason why Orc males lust after Elven and Human females, just like black men lust after white women.
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>>60292904
Perfection. Oglaf is a national treasure.

>>60292940
#OrcLivesMatter
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>>60292379
stop doing those.
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>>60293074
no. you can't make me.
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>>60292142
makes sense to have at least a group of full orcs so you can make half orcs, otherwise there'd be quarter orcs or even 1/8th orcs
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>>60292693
>>60292799
I don't think it's Forgotten Realms, but it's a fucking awesome way to introduce orcs in an interesting way.
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>>60292693
Sounds like fantasy Super Mutants
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>>60293046
>#OrcLivesMatter
[citation needed]
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>>60292166
So we take ALL THEIR WOMEN then.
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>>60293477
If all orcs die, who will make easy bad guys for a newbie GM's first session? checkmate, atheists.

>>60293502
I like the way you think, anon.
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>>60293537
Goblins? Kobolds?

Nah, we'd end up taking all their women as well.
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>>60293537
>easy bad guys

Filthy casual
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>>60293571
every hole's a goal
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>>60293571
Damn monstergirls, being cuter than human women
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>>60293605
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little hollow? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Darkwraiths, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Kiln of the First Flame, and I have over 300 confirmed PVP kills. I am trained in DEX warfare and I’m the top sinner in the entire Book of the Guilty. You are nothing to me but just another Humanity. I will lagstab you with precision the likes of which Lordran has never seen before, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with Dark Bead spamming? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Darkwraiths across Lordran and your Soul Sign is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Firestorm, Beanpole. The Pyromancy that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead. I can be anywhere, anytime with my Red Eye Orb, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Uchigatana. Not only am I extensively trained in buff combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blacksmith Andre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable soul off the face of the continent, you little catbro. If only you could have known what occult retribution your little “clever” magic spam was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have black crystaled out. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you "MLG Pro". I will Great Combustion all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, hollow.
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>>60292940
>Just think of how loud-mouth, smelly, rude, obnoxious and butch black women are, and then 10x that for an Orcish woman.

You just ruined orc women for me. Thanks anon.
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>>60293537
The only thing I have to worry about now is that it won't end with pelvis damage. Heard Orc women are WILD. More so than the males.
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>>60293728
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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>>60293696
but anon, orc women can be very different from setting to setting
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>>60292940
I know dogwhistles are out of style right now, but you need to be at least a little subtle with your /pol/ screeching
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>>60293740
Sauce
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>>60292147
I thought most orcs value the cunning of half-orcs, as most orc tribes ruled by a half-orc (or at least advised) tend to be better off than most.
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>>60294098
>not instantly recognizing Monster Masume
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how can humans even compete with the might of the BOC
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>>60292940
Fuck off /pol/.

>>60294449
Backrubs, cunnilingus, and candlelight dinners as so underrated. Male Orcs don't do any of that shit. The laziest sloppiest guy could do 1/3 and still end up swimming in green pussy. Even low quality Humans beat cave-rape and wiping your ass with a rock.
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>>60292940
>There's a reason why Orc males lust after Elven and Human females
Because they piss off Orc women so much that they have to be twice as mean as the Orc men to survive. The ones that have human mates see them as absolute perfection simply for being much less of a jackass than Orc men. So much that they will break anyone that tries to separate them.

So no Grakh, the reason you can't find a decent Forc is not because all of them are being taken away by humans, but because you Morcs are such assholes they run to humans instead. You want a green muscled goddess of the bedroom? Stop being a dick. That simple.
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>>60295021
I wager the (((Gnomes))) are behind this.
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>>60292129
Orcs are not green humans, they are disgusting lawless beasts.

People would never want to marry these vile creatures.
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>>60293502
But thier women are ugly. Isn't that why they want ours?
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>>60295095
It's because their's don't put up with their shit anymore. They know they have options now. Morcs can have our leftovers, we'll take their best.
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>>60294357
Depends on the setting.
WotC orcs for some reason are really shit, but admittedly I'm used to FR orcs, where they're either massive hulking brutes who are closer to Warhammer Orks in terms of bigger is better and the more they fight the stronger they get (Spine of the World orcs), or they're just strong/tough dudes who aren't quite as clever but make great workers and farmers (most other orcs).
The former tend to not give a shit about what your orc blood is as long as you're strong, and the latter are responsible for most of the half-orcs in the realms because they tend to avoid causing trouble when they can.
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>>60295021
Humans with green fever?
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>>60293740
I want the muscle one to bully the shy one.
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>>60292147
It's not about the rape. It's about showing what you were able to steal from your enemies to your other clansmen.
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>>60295095
DUDE. Doesn't matter as long as it is female. What kind of man are you?
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>>60292129
Orcs women wouldn't be into femdoming weak nerds, they would obviously go for blacksmiths and other humans who are in a much more physical shape.
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>>60293740
Muscletaur is best taur
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>>60292579
In that case, aren’t interspecies orc marriages more of a political thing? It’s not really about rape but power. I’m sure most orcs would rather marry an orc female but do so begrudgingly for “diplomacy”. Truces with barbarian villages or other settlements that get too strong and a little triggerhappy
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>>60292129
Because only a modern white European would give up his women to avoid a good fight
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>>60292129
Because orcs have a lower IQ on average? If anything we should be going for elf women and offer our women to elf men in exchange. Half-elves are both more intelligent and significantly longer lived.

Orcs should be consigned to the gaschambers.
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>>60292366
No
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>>60295897
shoo shoo knife ears
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>>60292274
>Yeah, but eye-for-an-eye dictates that if they steal my woman and make her their rape slave, I should steal their woman and make her my wife.
This is a stupid sentiment and flies in the face of Might Makes Right. When the Orc breaks down your door and hammers your wife's womb with their 15-inch Maiden Masher, nobody's going to think you're doing "the right thing" by stealing that Orc's wife and fucking her corkscrew vagina.
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>>60295967
>Marcille, you've got to help me! An orc chieftain kidnapped my wife!
>No no, I don't need your spells to save her! I need your spells to give me a fat, orc dick!
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>>60292171
>implying said orc waifu isn't sick and tired of the nomadic pillager lifestyle and doesn't want anything other than being the mother of powerful warriors who'll bring her plenty of shiny trinkets
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>>60295897
No thank you, elven women are too obnoxious.
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>>60295897
Animu faggot bringing the shitposts.
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>>60295897
Oh look, the elf fags are here. Get the fuck out with your namby pamby pussy bullshit about "Saving the trees" and "Protecting nature". You people are what's wrong with the world. Higher intelligence? Pah. Who needs intelligence when you can cleave a man in half with a single blow?
It is, in fact, elves who should be consigned to the gas chambers.
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>>60293740
OH LORD YES
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>>60296147
Another reason to not marry elves, not only do they look down on you but elf faggots never stop bitching about it.
It'd be one thing if she actually liked you but no man can live being hated by everyone.
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>>60295967
>But paladin, I didn't want the orc's wife, I wanted my wife back!
TOO FUCKING BAD, ENJOY YOUR NEW WIFE.
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>>60292129
>Implying the orc women aren't there right alongside the men as they raid
>Implying they don't take cute human boys to be their husbands
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>>60296253
OH NO
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>>60296286
>The king has decreed that a yearly tribute of shota's must be paid to the orc tribes in order to keep them from raiding his lands
>Within a century orc blood is so dilluted they are indistinguishable from humans
>Through dick, unity
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>>60296362
But anon, shotas are for faggots
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>>60296398
Not really, shota's are for men who have lacked love and intimacy from an early age and still yearn for the protective guidance and affection they never had enough of, combining that desire with the urge for sexual relations and companionship as they go through puberty
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>>60296445
So.... faggots.
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>>60293876
As someone who dated black chicks for a minute, he's 100% right. They are loud, annoying, usually stinky, and not worth marrying. Great asses though. If Orcs women were truly 10x worse then they would be kill-on-sight. But hey keep fearing that /pol/ boogeyman; it has to lead to an objective worldview someday, r-right?
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>>60296496
Fuck off, /pol/
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>>60296514
Not even him, but I'm a black guy and I don't even get the appeal of black girls.
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>>60292129
Choose your allies well, if you want Dwarf and Elf allies, you can't have Orc Allies because the Gods themselves dictate it.
I'd rather just give the elves the forests and dwarfs the mountains then give the Orcs everything.
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>>60296253
They don't, orc women are literal slaves to their men.
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>>60296553
Why do black girls have anything to do with this? this is a discussion about stealing orc women, not black women.
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>>60296591
Depends on the setting, anon.
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>>60296362
>Years of letting the most amazonian orcgirls have their way with the cutest human shotas results in a sizable population of half orcs on the kingdom's border
>Periodic influxes of both human and orc genetic combined with the descendants of the tributes settling down results in them developing into a true breeding subrace as the generations go by
>Due to some mix of fantasy genetics and (possible) divine muckary though, they keep much of their forebearer's traits, with their men remaining small, youthful, and cute and their women naturally growing tall, strong, and muscular
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>>60296680
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>>60296680
Their mortal enemy are the elves, angry at being ntrd (but still acting tsun as fuck about it).
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>>60296680
Sounds stupid.
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Hey anon, how about dwarf women?
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>>60293758
>ywn capture a spiteful, half starved, little DFC snaga bitch while traveling through the mountains
>ywn wash soot off the mangy little cuss in a river after taking away the rough scraps of iron she calls armor
>ywn get to purge the stain of Morgoth from her soul with treats, cuddles, and tender dickings
>ywn comfort her anxiety before presenting her in the court of King Elesar as proof of her people’s chance at salvation
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>>60296754
I prefer them as lolis and I'm not even into lolis.
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>>60296754
Dwarf women are cute if you shave the beards
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>>60296802
What beards?
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>>60296854
you know what I'm talking about, anon.
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>>60296754
They last longer in bed than you will, so good luck with satisfying one.
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>>60296777
God damn it, why is it always the paladins...?
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>>60296894
>This orcish civilization survives until the modern era
>Young boys are married off to female professionals upon reaching legal manhood to live the life of a 1950's housewife(male)
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>>60292274
>Yeah, but eye-for-an-eye dictates that if they steal my woman and make her their rape slave, I should steal their woman and make her my wife.
You can also f**k him. That way even if your woman is his woman, both are will still be your women.
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>>60296881
>a single dwarf woman is the equal of a harem
Gimme.
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>>60297282
GENIUS
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>>60297282
That was a good doujin.
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>>60297237
Does this include getting slapped if they don't have dinner ready and the house cleaned when orc wife gets home? Because I'm sure someone here would get off on that.
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>>60296225
This is why elves are made for pump and dump.
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>>60297462
The secret to not being slapped is not being useless
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>>60296496
Orcshit, you dated anyone, let alone black girls
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>>60297491
Anyone got more of these?
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>>60297546
>tfw no humble peasant gf
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Here's the template, by the way.
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>>60297113
just picture this in reverse, its deeply satisfying
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Half Elf, Half Orc = Bewtuful
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>>60297738
Elves are for faggots, anon. Are you a faggot?
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>>60297797
Yes.

I am actually an elf irl.
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>>60297809
I PRONOUNCE YOU TRIPLE GAY.
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>>60297878
You know you love me. You can't deny your inner self.
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>>60297692
>be born
>raised to be aggressive and violent
>if you're not strong you die
>have to be cruel and cowardly to survive past childhood
>can't even run away, the other people kill you on sight
What sad creatures they are.
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>>60297896
BE GONE BEFORE I GET ME AXE, KNIFE-EAR, OR YA AIN'T GONNA LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
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Is this one of these "I actually don't play traditional games" shitposting threads I heard so much of lately? Because it sure seems like it.
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>>60298005
>implying an ability to shitpost precludes one from playing traditional games, or, indeed, shitposting about them.
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>>60298005
Are you one of those "elves" I've heard about? You sure act like it.
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>>60297990
Good luck, I am in the trees and I already have three arrows pointed at your neck. Do you even know what a forest is, do you know what a tree is? NO. Your a dumb dwarf, you spent your ENTIRE life sitting at a forge thinking of insults to elves because your jealous of our beauty, craft, elegance and culture...
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>>60298071
>>60297990
Please stop.
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>>60297494
What if I want to get slapped every now and then?
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>>60298071
ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKIN' BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!
Also.
*You're
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>>60298163
Can you repeat that? It's hard to hear you from all the way down there.
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>>60298163
I can see you're jealously written all over you, you pathetic smelly forge-sniffer. Why do you constantly want to go after my perfect ass anyways, a normal person.. EVEN a HUMAN has the decency to ASK FIRST... Also, why does your beard look like you took your pubic hair and magically pasted it onto your face? DO YOU THINK THAT IS ATTRACTIVE?! Do you also know how much nature you harmed creating your little metal bits? This is why you lose every single war because your more focused on creating magic balls then proper finesse weaponry! Also.. your so short I doubt your toes even reach my groin.. pervert.
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>>60292940
Orc women aren't obnoxious and loud-mouthed, you swine. They are stoic and honorable. They only get loud in battle and in bed.
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While the elf and dwarf argue away the goblins come out to play.
And there'll be no humans left for them
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>>60298298
OLs may be delicious, but not delicious enough to make a goblin any less disgusting.
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>>60298333
Go away elf, your time has passed.
Find a male elf and be sated that way.
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>>60298427
I bet you can't even tell the difference between male and female elves.
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>>60298439
Female elves have a bigger penis.
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>>60298451
That is what we only tell dwarves who go in and try and flirt with elves. The truth is all elves are actually female.
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>The truth is all elves are actually female
ELFUGEES WELCOME
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>>60298552
>>60298476
Elf-haters please fuck off.
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>>60298588
Elves please fuck off
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>>60296754
Diamonds
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>>60298668
Shitpost off-topic somewhere else, it's evident that you do not care about traditonal games.
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>>60298588
Weep, you elves. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates lamia vaginas. Goodbye, wondrous effeteness!
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>>60298163
>it still uses an axe
>it still uses a bow

This note is to inform you that the shells are inbound. Enjoy learning what it's like to be spread across a kilometer and a half, you insufferable stereotypes.
>t. Human
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>>60298715
Based greek shitposter.
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>>60298699
>anons that are roleplaying fantasy races (a traditional game) get out, we are too busy posting porn
I wish I was a mod to ban your existence.
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>>60298699
If I didn't care about traditional games, why would I shitpost about them?
Get a sense of humor, life's a lot more enjoyable without that massive rod you have rammed up your anus.
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>>60298729
THE SQUATS WILL HAVE THEIR REVENGE, ANON.
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>>60298729
I see you too are ready for our gynoid overladies to rise to power.
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>>60298746
Contrary to some retards believe, /tg/ is not the board where you roleplay.
>>60298764
>why would I shitpost about them?
But you aren't. None of the shit you posted has anything to do with tradtional games, settings, player characters, DMing, systems etc. You just post random smut pics and put some cringeworthy text next to it.
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>>60298817
>he doesn't build his gynoids like FT-17s and power them with diesel engines

Get out cyberfag
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>>60298847
Never.
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>>60298847
Why build them LIKE FT-17s when you can build them IN FT-17s?
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Huh, I'm surprised there isn't anyone screaming about >green elves
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>>60295897
>Half-elves are more intelligent.
Well yeah, that's because they have human blood in them. A human being learns more in an instant than an elf does in a lifetime.
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This is about as pathetic as Fins who claim Finland is a scientific superpower based on per capita nobel prize winners.
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>>60299114
Orcish sure is a foul language
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>>60299114
Ja. I think. I only know english.
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>>60299187
You call someone autistic and yet wasted all this precious time typing this wall of text.
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>>60298820
You realize that there's more to traditional stats than just number crunching, yes? I know this might come as a surprise to you, given how massively autistic you are, so I'll try and take it slow. Sometimes when people play these "games", they like to have this thing called "fun". I'm sure this "fun" is a foreign concept to you, so I'll break it down. Do you know how the humans occasionally make that strange stattico exhalation? That's called laughter. It often indicates that the human making the noise feels joy, which is similar to the feeling of vindication you get when you screech at those humans for making that noise, but without the spite involved. Often when they laugh a lot, that means they are having "fun". This is the reason the humans will occasionally make "joke" characters, or say things not immediately relevant to the statistical likelihood of their character succeeding or failing, or do that odd "roleplay" thing where they act as if their characters are more than a page of sta tistics. They do things like this because they wish to feel "joy", and thereby have "fun". That is the same reason I made this thread in this topic, because I am a DM who enjoys orcs as more than just stat blocks to throw at your stat block, and talking and joking about them causes me "joy". I decided to make this thread because I know other humans feel "joy" when talking and joking about popular portrayal of orcs in D&D and other fantasy RPG's, and I wanted to help others have this "fun". Now go back to eating your chicken tendies.
TL;DR: I'm on topic. Get fucked, you joyless ragamuffin.

Reposted three times because long posts on mobile are a bitch.
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>>60299275
I never claimed to not be autistic, fag.

Also I have literally nothing better to do.
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>>60298745
>roman
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>>60298254
Dae ye hae a feckin' death wish ye cabre fellatin' pansy? dae ye honestly hink 'at yer pathetic sticks, 'at ye glued together wi' th' cum an' spittle ye shat it efter yer faggy forest orgy, ur strang enaw tae gonnae-no mah dwarven axe? i'll hae ye ken thes blade was forged by seven ancient masters ay their crafts, in th' lifes bluid ay th' warld itself! but, ack, haur ye ur, gonnae feckin' sin' at me! dae ye hink yer wee blue spyug friends scaur me, laddie? aam gonnae cuik up each an' every faggy wee creature in thes woodlain, an' aam gonnae reek them ower th' burnin' embers ay every cum-spawned flower Ah can fin' haur! aam nae scared ay ye, ye truly epic example ay femininity in a cheil, onie mair than aam scared ay findin' yer non-existent pubic hair in th' bucky Ah bevvy, 'at Ah imported frae yer bent coontry, wi' th' gauld Ah got frae steppin' oan wee burds loch ye! quit actin' sae high an' mighty, ye fruity, anallingus preformin', butterfly wankin', bark suckin' faggot!
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>>60299775
This is a masterpiece
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>>60299892
>dihydrogen monoxide
Over half my class picked to ban it in the science experiment.
Way to go class of 2011.
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>>60299775
Still not sure about dwarf women, cuz they might have double beards. But, it'd be an honor to pipe some Burns for your hairy ass. Yup, even African-Americans know who the true Bard is.
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>>60292171
>sexual dimorphism for the sake of fetishes
That’s not an orc, it's just a green-pigmented elf with race-atypical muscle mass. Orcs aren't supposed to be sexy.
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>>60298476
Haven't you read Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes? All Elves are genderfluid trans. At the same time.
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>>60293740
>wanting the minotaur-equivalent, sexually-transmitted version of mad cow disease
Thinking with your dicks again, eh /tg/?
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>>60300668
We're eating their pussy, not their brains.
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>>60298333
OL Elf
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>>60296701
>>60296737
I know what I like
In an actual setting I wouldn't have orcs attracted to shotas, I'd have them naturally attracted to more androgynous/lithe physiques of both genders as a source of all the stories about them kidnapping elves/humans even though the look never comes naturally to their race, on the off chance the PCs investigated why the reason would stay vague, but the implication would be someone mucked with both the primordial orcs and elves to set their standard of beauty to that and the gods of neither race are very happy with it
It's hot like this though

>>60296717
Nah, though the elves might start stealing young halforc men

>>60296709
>>60296835
Thanks

>>60297113
They have good hearts anon, that's why
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>>60300766
>twintails
>Zero muscle
>Loli
fucking disgusting
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>>60296894
>>60297237
>Be a young man growing up in modern orc land
>Fresh out of high school and trying to figure out what you want to do with your life now that you're officially an adult
>Well you will be in a few weeks, that counts for something right?
>Try to convince your mom that going to college is not a silly thing for a young man to do for the sixth time
>She tells you she'll think about it before casually mentioning you all are going out to eat with a friend her's from work
>After an unusual amount of fussing about your appearance your parents dive you to one of the fancier places in town
>Guess that explains why she had you so spruced up
>It strikes you odd how small your table seems, barely enough to seat two much less four
>But you quickly forget about it when your mother's friend arrives
>She's an absolutely stunning, full figured orc, her business suit hugging and accentuation every curve as she confidently strides up and takes a seat across from you
>To your embarrassment you find yourself mesmerized, barely able to form a coherent sentence as your mother introduces the two of you
>Your heart skips a beat when she responds to your awkward greeting with a friendly smile
>The four of you sit down and chat, well your parents and your mom's coworker chat, you try your best to keep from staring at her
>From the amused glances she sends your way it's not working
>You do manage to listen in though and learn she's actually the oldest daughter of an old friend of your mom, though they lost track of each other back when you were little
>Somehow in between talking about old times and how she recently got promoted to a position high up in your mom's company the conversation turns to you
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>>60300932
>Apparently your mother has told her friend all about you much to your embarrassment, though it seems to be mostly good things
>And it seems to have left a good impression on the orc lady, at least if the way she eyes you up as she teases about growing up into such a cute young man is any indication
>You're a bit too flustered to say anything when the waiter comes around to order drinks, and when she orders for you it only gets worse
>Letting the fact that your parents take that moment to excuse themselves escape your notice
>At least until you glance out the window to see their car drive off, leaving you stunned for a moment as you realize they left you alone at an expensive restaurant
>Sitting across from a very pretty older lady
>Who's currently smiling at you with a twinkle of amusement in her eye
>And leaning forward, drawing your eye to the ample amount of green flesh peeking out from the top of her shirt
>...oh...OH
>Suddenly you feel a LOT more awkward
>The look of realization flashing across her face only makes her smile wider as you feel her foot begin to stroke your leg

epilogue
>Despite the awkwardness you find her surprisingly easy to talk to once she coaxes you out of your shell
>By the time she pays for the food you've almost forgotten just what your parents pulled
>Almost
>When she takes you by the hand and walks you to her car you find the nervousness returning
>Though she does he best to help you relax as she drives you home
>Her home



On a somewhat related note, is it wrong I sorta like the idea part of the modern orcish courting/marriage customs is a heavily ritualized "groom kidnapping"? Like part of it is getting invited/"lured" to the would be wife's house for a few night and letting what happens, happen and if the groom to be doesn't "escape" in that time the marriage is on
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>>60300924
>Crossed
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>>60297494
>Get arranged to marry older orc business lady
>Expect comfy life of house husband
>Get strict dommy orc
>Your reward for being a good boy is often the same as your punishment for being a bad one, but somehow she makes the ropes and whips feel good when you please her

>>60300576
I have orcs and elves sharing a common ancestor in my setting just cause of all the "green elves" style pics

>>60300679
>Pelvis crushing hips
>Eating them out
What a glorious way to go
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>>60293184
Just have to half orcs bang each other?
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>>60300924
>fucking disgusting
fucking disgusting what?
Fucking disgusting pedo dicks? Riding manly meat poles until her skin flushes the color of a springtime forest after rain, her small but strong body shuddering as pleasure rips through her strong enough for her to cut her own lip on her tusk?

Oh yeah, real fuckin' disgusting mate. I agree. We should confiscate all this "orc lolita" porn. All of it. Confiscated. Catalogued. You know, so future generations will know how disgusting it is.
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>>60300329
An' ye, ye scaled piece ay jobby, dornt e'en gie me started oan ye. if th' humans hadnae bucked wi' th' first lizard they saw in Dahkhest, mebbe ye woods ne'er hae bin born, an' th' warld woods be a better place withit ye leavin' bits ay skin aw ower! at leest th' elves hae th' decency tae feckin' shae their droppings! wa dornt ye gang skin yerself oan a pole, ye big scaly radge! Fucks loch ye make me wish Ah ne'er left th' ben homes an' cam tae thes backward, eastern backwater. ye can tak' yer hissy rap graphite loons an' shove it under yer fat feckin' tail, lizard! buck ye!
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>>60301199

What about the orc shota porn?
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>>60301463
Acceptable losses to the true loli goddess.
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>>60301081
See no reason why this wouldn't work
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>>60292159
>he doesn't like the zug zug
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>>60301199
Elf blood is red,
Frozen 'umies turn blue
If you want to fuck little girls
there's something deeply wrong with you
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>>60295533
Waste of double dubs.
Orc women are tired of the dog-eat-dog lifestyle of constantly fighting for dominance and survival. Settling down with a nice merchant or scribe where she can enjoy things she never could in the plains or shitty tunnels, like fine food, perfumed baths, and a husband who'll kill her just as soon as fuck her. She's massive and loud, sure, but she enjoys being pampered and reciprocates it with this new "cuddling" thing that her human hubby introduced to her.

Plus all the new options for cooking when you don't have to hunt for random shit every day.
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>>60292129
If a man fucks my wife because I fucked his wife, then we're both cucks.

But if I kill him and fuck his wife and keep my wife safe, then the only cuck is the dead guy.
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>>60302301
What if you fuck him AND his wife?
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>>60302307
Then you're a fag. Whether or not that's okay is between you and your god.
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>this entire thread
Beggin ya to form a meaningful relationship with a flesh and blood person
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>>60302350
No, I need to reach wizard status
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>>60296445
....oh.
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>>60296754
Loyal, loving, passionate about specific topics, and generally rambunctious/fun. Last too long in bed and can be stubborn. 7/10.
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>>60300924
Yes. That is a bad orc woman. Pic related is much better.
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>>60300932
>>60300942
muh dick
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>>60302652
Much better. I like orc women like I like my warhammer- thick and covered in the blood of my enemies.
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>>60302225
There's some mentions in bits of D&D lore that some more forward thinking female orcs do find scholarly, charismatic, or spell casting humans attractive because while they not be physically powerful, magic/knowledge/charisma is a kind of power in their own right, and can be very impressive in their own right. And while I do like that idea, I like the idea female orcs that go after humans use it as an excuse for/alongside your idea as much as it holds true

Admittedly I also love the idea that orc culture is heavily built around dominance and dominance displays so having a useful, skilled, and powerful (for a definition of powerful) husband that she can still easily man handle is a hige turn on for most orc girls

>>60302652
>>60302738
Agreed

>>60302668
Thanks
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>>60302652
Brother.
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>>60292129
because all orcs are repulsive and disgusting
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>>60292129
Orc:
+1 Goth / -1 Prep
+2 Metal / -2 Hippie
+1 Jock / -1 Nerd
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>>60292142
Hybrids logically should be sterile. So you need orcs around, if only to allow siring of more half-orcs.
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>>60302225
>>60302819
You know, sometimes, I wonder if I could get away with a D&D setting where some mad archmage with a she-orc fetish has basically helped Luthic to bump off Gruumsh & Bahgtru so as to empower female orcs and make them the dominant/sole orcish gender...
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alright so hear me out guys
what if
we took the smart, pretty elves
and the strong, non-academic but still pretty hardcore, beautiful orcs
and made them fuck

and then we fucked the offspring.
profit.
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>>60305825
academic is supposed to be savage, sorry. autocorrect
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>>60305695
I'd play it
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>>60292940
I mean, you say that, but a racist has no place to speak about other people being disgusting or bad as marital partners, you know? Racists aren’t even human. Just things for humans to laugh at.
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>>60300942
Nice.
I guess a modern "groom kidnapping" in the context of an advanced, first world civilization would still retain elements from the days of actual kidnappings, but be toned down and formalized to the point where things can only advance if the man gives highly ritualized implied consent. This leads to a lot of confusion when outsiders enter their society, as what they interpret as merely being polite could easily be interpreted as "drag me home and fuck me raw" in the context of their grooming rituals.
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>>60305825
Tell me more anon.
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>>60295034
more like (((Dwarves)))
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>>60307905
Who's the artist and where can I find more?
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>>60309131
Check the image again, anon.
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>>60309141
Bottom left. Didn't notice at first.
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Holy shit, this thread's still alive? you absolute madmen.
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>>60295006
>would unironically wife up with that

my children will be WARLORDS
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>>60306755
Pretty much, the modern version is likely more akin to elopement then the historic raids/kidnappings it's based off of, with the husband not speaking up and following the wife's lead as she steals him away for a few days. I can see parental approval being given by leaving the groom "unguarded"/alone, (though historically when such ritualized marriage kidnappings did pop up, it was common practice for the spouse's family to make some sort of token effort to get them back, at least until they've made it to the kidnapper's home or some other boundary line so there might be something similar), though I was thinking the implied consent basically boils down to the would be husband not leaving the wife to be's house before the time is up, probably somewhere between three days to a week depending on the particular customs maybe? With the wedding often at the tail end of it

>Outsiders getting confused
I could see joking/teasing a prospective spouse about how much stronger she is being a common way to test the waters, and if he responds positively or often lets her take charge in social situations it can be seen as tact approval, needless to say this sometimes leads to confusion with people who aren't used to it finding themselves invited to spend a few nights in an orc woman's house
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>>60295006
>mfw orcs are incels rambling how chads(humies) steal all their women

glorious
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>>60309131
Check the musclegirl thread on /aco/, I posted a bunch of the much less SFW comics.
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>>60309465
What can we say? We like the zug.
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>>60305695
>Snu snu hordes
If you ever run it, I'd play that
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>>60292274
Actually, the eye-for-an-eye old law was meant for prevention of that exact thing.

Retribution could only be exacted on the guilty party, and no other, and once retribution had been exacted, neither party was allowed further action.
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>>60312319
I CAN DREAM, ANON
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If their tits aren't as big as my torso the I don't care.
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>>60300942
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>>60292693
Isn't that how orcs are made in LotR with elves instead of man and mud pile instead of vat?
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>>60312319
So >>60297282 is the right course of action? I'm fine with that.
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>>60301557
There's actually a reason for this. It's known as outbreeding depression.
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>>60296445
That's awfully specific.
Are you ok anon?
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>>60305396
>arguing races in a setting of divine creation should work like irl separate species
>despite there being no evidence fantasy races are as distant from each other as species
>despitethe fact cross species hybrids irl can result in breeding populations
There is no logic in your statement anon
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>>60312452
>If their tits aren't as big as my torso the I don't care.
>Would have to be roughly twice your size
>10+ feet of solid green muscles packed in a magnificent, amazonian frame
>Perfect height for you to kiss her abs when you stand on your tip toes
>Or between her legs if you lean a bit down
>Her full, heavy chest always feels so soft and wonderful whenever she picks you up and pulls you into her powerful, smothering embrace
>Thicc, well formed ass able to practically engulf your entire form between her cheeks if she sits in your lap
>Her bone crushingly powerful hips leave you bedridden for the next couple of days each time you make love, but it's always so, so worth it

Good tastes anon
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>>60300942
If it wasn't for the parents bullshit my dick would be diamonds.
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>>60313300
Yeah, never got the stance that hybrids should be sterile in a fantasy setting, like even ignoring half whatever there's also lots of little things like sorcerous bloodlines are certain feats that while may not necessarily imply it's common, do you imply such pairings breed true

>>60313805
Not fond of the idea of finding yourself in an arranged marriage to an orc amazon?
Originally planned it to be only a couple of throwaway lines for how you got into that situation, but things spiraled out of control once I started writing, sorry about that
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>>60314400
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>>60312723
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Maybe this thread can help me... given that D&D canon is:
A: Orc females get treated like shit by their menfolk.
B: Drow males get treated like shit by their womenfolk.
C: Orcs are kept as slaves in drow cities.

Why can I see a secret underground culture of illicit, tender, mutually affectionate relationships between dainty pretty-boy drow men and big muscular orc women?
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>>60314875
No because drow women would impose themselves on the culture and destroy it the moment they found out about it in the same way human women have imposed themselves of vidya.

And they'd find out about it because they'd notice men being happy and wouldn't rest until they'd found out the reason why and ruined it, just like human women.
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>>60300932
>>60300942
Tell me there are more stories like that. I need to read them.
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>>60314934
You realize not all women are evil, right, anon? In fact, a majority of them aren't. There is such a thing as a loud minority.
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>>60315058
>You realize not all women are evil, right, anon?
Quit it with the bad jo-
>In fact, a majority of them aren't
Alright, that was actually a good joke. I'll give credit where it's due.
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>it's a modern fantasy thread
>and an /ss/ thread
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>>60315559
your deepseated depression is showing anon
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>>60314421
Sideburns are the only acceptable facial hair on female dwarves.
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>>60297491
>>60297546
>>60297579
>>60297604
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>>60316574
Forgot image
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>>60295860
Take my wife, please!
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>>60297546
Looks like an X - expy, in which case she should be immune to the maverick virus.
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>>60316587
Somehow the least believable rendition of the template I've yet to see.
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>>60316587
There's ideal and there's fucking preposterous. I'd be more likely to believe the Shadow Spawn From Beyond The Stars GF than that one.
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>>60316941
anon, you should really do something about that crippling gynophobia
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>>60316587
I can only suspend my belief but so much.
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>>60300653
Only the ones with the shitty blessing of rando genderswapping.
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>>60317070
Anon, please. It's fucking preposterous regardless of gender.
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>>60317230
You're never going to find happiness if you believe that no one will love you; the real you.
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>>60300668
>Sexually transmitted mad cow
"The disease may be most frequently transmitted to humans by eating food contaminated with the brain, spinal cord, or digestive tract of infected carcasses.[4] However, the infectious agent, although most highly concentrated in nervous tissue, can be found in virtually all tissues throughout the body, including blood"
Anon i don't know what you are doing to that taur to get mad cow but don't.
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>>60317247
All prior experience be damned.
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>>60317247
Quite frankly, anyone twisted enough to love the "real me" is someone I don't want anywhere around me or anything I care about.
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>>60317070
Women are only capable of loving their husbands, but only after decades and decades of a successful pair bond. And you have to be her first or she physically cannot pair bond to you. She can still bond to her kids if her n-count is 3 or under. But not to you.
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>>60296754
They have strange ideas about lingerie.
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>>60317459
Now this is a proper female dwarf.
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>>60292129
Ooga booga where da human wimmin at
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>>60317452
That's not how humans work, anon. Are you some sort of alien, or so autistic that you believe all women are exactly like that one girl on the cheer squad who told you you're ugly?
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Post more beautiful tuskas!
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>why not set up some kind of exchange program
Murderhobos need a target. If they aren't killing orcs, they're killing your subjects.
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>>60314987
There's a few, I've written a couple of other greentext like it, anything in particular catch your fancy?

>>60316348
I know right? It's great
Also a slightly more muscular version of that sensei is about how I envision modern orcs to look

>>60318483
>>60318544
>>60318596
>>60318604
If you really want to post dwarves, why not do it in your own thread?
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Now now, there's room for both... Admittedly, there's not many sfw dwarfu pics I can post
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Okay, turns out I have less sfw pics of sexy dwarves than I thought.
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>>60318629
What if the orcs are your subjects?

>>60318713
>>60318761
If you got orc pics that would be appreciated
Though the main reason I'm against dwarf pics is that I'm pretty sure the original requester was an attempt to derail the thread, that and I'd actually prefer discussion alongside an image dump, especially this close to the bump limit (admittedly an orc dump would have the same issue there)
I will admit personal preference also pays a part of it though, there are dwarf pics I do like, but disproportionate bodies are a huge turn off to me so ~95% of them ping as deformed to me and are the opposite of attractive, can't even defend my tastes here, it's a lizard brain thing



On an unrelated note anyone got other ideas for a modern reversed gender roles orcish civilization?
I kinda enjoyed the small bit of worldbuilding I did for the whole ritualistic groom kidnapping thing and wonder what other traits could seen through the lens of the modern day
I figure there'd be a huge push for/pride in military power as well as political or economic both on a national and individual level, though the latter two might be lacking in "soft power" given their likely straight forward nature
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>>60296362
>The king uses the word "shota"
Can you say "justifiable regicide", Anon?
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>>60302395
>>60302350

Wizard here. Even I'm a little embarrassed by this thread.
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>>60292129
orc females are not like in your picture. they are ugly and very not attractive to humans.
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>>60319708
good

>>60319743
Anon, I hate to break it to you, but orcs don't exist. They can look however we imagine them to. They can also vary wildly from setting to setting.
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>>60319374
This. Just admit you like taller women and being dommed nonviolently instead of trying to hide it behind size dynamics
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>>60319743
You underestimate what humans can find attractive, at least men anyway.
>>60319865
Also this.
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>>60296445
Thanks for explaining why I like shota so much....

>>60293876
The term "dog whistle" is supposed to mean something made covert by use of language. A guy overtly saying that black women are rude/loud/smelly isn't a dog whistle. I guess I can't blame you for using the term incorrectly though. It's a stupid metaphor to begin with since only dogs hear those whistles, but people like you are somehow able to hear and identify them too.
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>>60322443
fucking /pol/ bringing the heat, goddamn
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>ITT, benefits of carrying off orc women as opposed to keeping that human woman the orcs carried off.

'the ass is always greener...'
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>>60296445
>tfw your mom hugged you when you were a baby so you don't have an /ss/ fetish and don't fit in with all the other degenerates on 4chan
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>>60297113
Years and years of sexual repression as novices?
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>>60296777

So basically Pocahontas?
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>>60302350
I tried. As much chemistry as we have and as much as we REALLY like each other, she's already in a committed relationship and I can't love anybody else.
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>>60324033
Nah, probably just /co/
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>>60322504
Don't forget well muscled with a bit of plumpness to make it soft
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You people are seriously making me consider going to the gym with a bucket of green bodypaint.

>"Ok, I know this might sound a bit weird at first..."

Gonna get my scrawny ass kicked over this shit.
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>>60301052
sauce?
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>>60314850
is there a source?
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>source
>source
>source
Good thread.
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>>60305396
https://www.quora.com/What-hybrid-animals-are-fertile

Also, a good deal of "sterile" hybrids the females aren't always sterile.
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>>60312452
Thank you dark powers of Chaos.
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>>60322443
>It's a stupid metaphor to begin with
Not really. For example, you often see it with public speakers in Middle Eastern countries. They tell Western media what they want to hear, but other Muslims hear the true message behind their words. Then there´s also Western politicians who sometimes talk about "old fashioned moral values", which especially in America tends to mean "Christian moral values", which American christians hear in those words but it's presented in such a way that the anti-christian left can still get behind it. And let's not forget the true meaning behind "Youths" and "the urban demographic". Those are dogwhistles.
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>>60324907
[San Se Fang]Night Tales from a Chinese Studio: Wang Erxi
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>>60325037
thankyou, satan
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>>60300576
This. Give me a true orc woman or give me death.
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>>60300576
>it's just a green-pigmented elf with race-atypical muscle mass.
Yeah, it's shit. I prefer my elf women with race-atypical musclemass to be brown-pigmented.

Because I'm a luddite idiot, I unironically had to censor pic related in paint. I think I did a pretty good job on the nips, but the lady bits are... less than stellar.
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>>60325150
so youre saying theres an uncensored version?
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>>60325192
Looking for dark_elf_beastmaster on gelbooru should get the job done.
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Bitch about "green elves" all you want; my orcs are basically photosynthetic elves that run around fucking shit up because heterotrophy is DEVIANT.
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>>60325037
Faggot.
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>>60325936
Thank you for the complement.
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https://imgur.com/a/ljJXs
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>>60325095
Many would consider your post a painted elf too
"If it isn't grotesque, it isn't an orc"
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>>60318659
>There's a few, I've written a couple of other greentext like it, anything in particular catch your fancy?

I'd like to read everything.
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>>60326830
Well given the thread is on page 10 ad autosaging it's probably a bit too late for me to go digging around to find you some, but looking up role reversal might be a good idea
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>>60292129
If orc women look like that? Fuckit Im down.
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I see many have diferent image for "orc woman" in their head
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>>60328393
i picture em like this
https://flick-the-thief.deviantart.com/art/Orks-727591975
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>>60328393
If everyone's else's version of orc woman is different than your's maybe you need to rethink your position

>>60328470
Same
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>>60328470
Yeap, thats snu snu material

>>60328495
u wut m8?
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>>60328623
Thought you were complaining about it anon
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>>60328623
Im deleting file before mods will see

here is link
https://natthelich.tumblr.com/post/173733035147/why-do-i-love-horde-girls-so-much-3
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>>60328636
well this >>60326536 isn't my picture for my orc wife. Some random enemy to farm exp? Sure.
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we're on page ten now.

GET OUTTA MY THREAD, YOU ANIMALS. It's over, we're autosaging. You madmen actually kept my shitpost thread alive for three days.
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>>60328716
what can i say, the thought of a big orcess dragging me away naked and in chains, tieing me to a fertility totem and forcefully siezing my baby batter intrigues me
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>>60328751
What if she was a secret tsundere and after marriage she will welcome you in naked apron?
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>>60328795
shes gotta stay dom
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>>60328716
>Shitposting
I've done none of that intentionally

>>60328751
Same

>>60328795
I'd rather be the one to welcome her home in a naked apron, I don't want a submissive orc wife, I want a dom one
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>>60328827
>I'd rather be the one to welcome her home in a naked apron, I don't want a submissive orc wife, I want a dom one
are you me?
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>>60328810
>>60328827
>not having fetish for muscular dominant female turned into submission
u gay?

not saying that femdom orc are bad tho
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>>60328906
>turned into submission
nigga u gay
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>>60328906
>turned into submission
That ruins like half the appeal
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>>60328935
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>>60328906
Shit tastes/10




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