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Can someone explain this to me?
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>>60302971
What's troubling you, Alpharius?
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>>60302971
Fuck he's on to it. Shred the files- NO! Burn them!
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>>60302979

I dunno, Alpharius. I've just been having a rotten day.
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>>60302971
Hi Alpharius. I am Alpharius. How's being Alpharius going these days?
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>>60302988
>>60302987
>>60302979
i have no idea what is going on...
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>>60302971
Alpharius, Omegon, and even their whole legion are known for ridiculous ruses. A favorite of theirs was the use of body doubles, which worked because Alpharius and Omegon were unusually small for primarchs, while their legionnaires were unusually large for space marines. This let them seamlessly slip into one another's place at any time for maximum "What the fuck is happening?" The Alpha Legion is so good at fucking with people's perceptions that even the Alpha Legion doesn't know if the Alpha Legion are actually traitors.

tldr the real Alpharius were the friends we made along the way.
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>>60303043
> everyone looks alike and their are two primarchs

is this official canon or just a meme? wait a minute, is me even asking this question part of the ruse?
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My favorite Alpha Legion meme is that the serpent has three heads
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>>60303075
It's official. Shit about them is left purposefully unclear because fuck, dude. Their two primarchs count as one, they all look alike, and they totally haven't disguised themselves as the scions called the "Alphic Hydras" in order to infiltrate the Ultramarines or anything.
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>>60303110
REALLY
MAKES
ME
THINK
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>>60303140
Αlpharius
Ωmegon
Σigmar
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>>60303188
SHUT IT DOWN
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>>60303075
>Is this official canon or just a meme?
Yes.
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>>60303188
Wait... is that an implication that the Primarch of the Alpha legion is actually triplets, or does the third head represent something else?
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>>60303110
dose this mean there are 3 primarchs instead of 2?
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>>60303188
HOLY SHIT DUBS OF TRUTH 3 ALPHA LEGION PRIMARCHS CONFIRMED!!!!
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>>60303518
>>60303468
And one of them is Sigmar, of "Age of" fame...

We down the rabbit hole now, bois
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>>60302979
Remember that period of 6 months to a year, where a large portion of /tg/ was posting as Alpharius, and even petitioned moot to change "Anonymous" on /tg/ to "Alpharius"?
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>>60303981
I'd be ok with that
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>>60303035

So, Alpharius, I've been thinking of using some insanely baroque and complicated scheme to go have a chat with Guilliman. See if he needs a black ops legion. I mean, wouldn't that be nice? Just... having things make sense again? Knowing that when we mindfucked a planet to such a state that our invasion was more like hunting narcoleptic sheep with a combine harvester, we weren't playing any triple reverse mind-games with ourselves?

I mean, worst comes to worst, we can just spend the next millennia messing with Guilliman's head. Maybe pull the 'ol Corax beaker-shuffle on his Primaris marines. That would at least pass the time.
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>>60304673
But Alpharius, Guilliman is also Alpharius along with the Emperor. Sending in another Alpharius will just ruin the scheme Alpharius set up.
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>>60304908

If Alpharius is Alpharius then he's just as sick of Alphariu's schemes as Alpharius is. Let's dial it back a notch. Take a breather. Let things rest a bit. Alpharius always said that Alpharius worked better after some time off.
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>>60303075
>is me even asking this question part of the ruse
also yes
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>>60303518

>Alpha Legion
>First and Last
>Alpha and Omega
>And Sigma
>Last Legion (XXth) is Alpha Legion
>First Legion (Ist) is the Dark Angels
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>>60302971

Alpharius is addicted to complexity. This fails him when Dorn refuses to engage, and simply chainsaws him to death.
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>>60305735
It should have been Omegon.
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>>60303075
>>60303043
This is why I picked another army despite thinking Alpha Legion was kinda cool at first.

The LoL totally RanDoM! backstory made me roll my eyes. Whats the point of even buying alpha legion in their standard appearance if all the basic fluff is about them pretending to be someone else.
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>that one time when "gulliman killed alpharius"
>implying it wasn't alpharius who killed girlyman and then proceedes to impersonate him
>for the emperor/dark gods
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>>60303981
That sounds amazing
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>>60302988
>rotten
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>>60303110
Well that's supposed to symbolize how independent and self-sufficient the command structure of the Alpha Legion is.

You cut off the head, three more take its place. Hence why it is the Hydra that is the Legion's symbol. And hence why the Ultramarines were shocked when Guilliman killed the fake Alpharius and the rest of the Legion was meh about it. Alpharius was a great teacher in this case.
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>>60311638
But anon, what if the fake Alpharius WAS Alpharius all along.
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>>60302979
Paper work seems to be the trouble Alfarius. But dont worry, I, Alfarius shall proceed.
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>>60311716
Dude. They are all Alpharius at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know themselves who among them is THE REAL Alpharius.

Also I honestly reject Dorn killing the real Alpharius. This is the pinnacle of bullshit. As much as some of the BL writers with Aaron on top trying their best to not make the Blood Ravens 1K Sons loyalist successors.
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>>60305694
Aren't the Watchers in the Dark connected to the.... I think its called the Conclave?
Didn't the Alpha Legion have something to do with the Conclave as well?
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>>60303981
this is amazing please make them do this
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>>60312110
I was wrong, its the Cabal.
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>>60304994
Alpharius told me that Alpharius has been taking everyone else's time off, I'm not certain which Alpharius he was talking about though.
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>>60302971
He's a pretty cool dude.
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>>60303188
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>>60302987
You fool, Shred them, then burn them, then destroy the shredder!
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SHUT IT DOWN
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Obligatory
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>>60307140
Would almost redeem nuCanon
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>>60304994
But Alpharius being sick of Alpharius plan's was part of Alpharius's plan. Everything is part of the plan Alpharius, remember what Alpharius taught you
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>>60302979
Oh, nothing unusual, though I've been feeling a little Omegon lately
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>>60302971
>two Alpharius threads on tg at once

W-whuh?
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>>60303188
Three primarchs and their legion of clones
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Alpharius lives anons
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>>60303188
What is this shit?
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>>60321475
Its about Alpharius and Alpharius, I don't see how you haven't caught on Alpharius
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>>60318793
This is getting out of hand.
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>>60322727
Who's hand?
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>>60322727
Now there are two of them!
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>>60302971
Imagine if after all this time it turned out Alpharius was actually Omegon.
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>>60303188
So how would he fit into all of this?
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>>60322698

Yes but perhaps Alpharius has a specific reason which is very beneficial to Alpharius's plans, Alpharius.
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>>60323019
Alpharius demands the other Alpharius make more thread for Alpharius
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>>60307140

Except Alpharius is a terrible fighter. Like, he's physically one of the weakest Primarchs. Roboute, however, once fought Angron and Lorgar at the same time. Sure, he didn't win (Angron kicked his ass) but he managed to hold them off until he limped away.

Now, we know that when a Primarch dies, there's this Quickening-like effect where they basically shoot out warp-lightning. That's hard to fake.
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>>60303468
>>60303110

That's pretty straightforward, isn't it? The heads are Alpharius, Omegon and the Legion itself. There, three heads of the Hydra.




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