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What do the supernatural fear?
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>>60793399
The ultranatural.
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>>60793410
SupRAnatural
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>>60793410
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>>60793399
The superdupernatural.
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>>60793399
Shonen protag #597
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>>60793399
The supernational
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>>60793399
I've been here too long to be fooled by this picture, that girl is a vampire and the werewolf is her pet.
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Kaldor Draigo, who travels through the omniverse purging the threats to humanity, and liberals
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Wizards duh, why'd you think humans cant use magic anymore dingus. Excluding Buddhists of course.
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>>60793484
Fuck off, zimzobber.
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>>60793473
The girl is a Jojo character and the werewolf is her stand,「Hungry Like the Wolf」.
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>>60793518
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>>60793410
I know this was a joke but its pretty accurate. Like think about it, your some dark monster from human mythology. And then you encounter something from outside that, some cosmic horror beyond even your knowledge with a scale of power that renders you insignificant. Finding out you are just a big fish in a small pond.
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>>60793399
A bigger fish.
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>>60793399
cuthulu
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>>60793399
The Doctor.
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>>60793399
>What do the supernatural fear?
The paranatural.
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https://youtu.be/m9We2XsVZfc
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Me
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>>60793399
Humans and convoluted metaphors about who is "the real monster"
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>>60793410
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>>60793703
Actually that'd be a kickass start to a horror-fights-horror campaign.

>You follow your blonde preys to the basement
>Wicked, bestial grins start forming on your faces as you reflect on what great luck that was
>There's four of you, and four delicious humans whose blood is just waiting to be sampled
>Suddenly, you stop. Your senses are overwhelmed with something. Something you can't quite put your finger on. Something... unnerving...
>As you put your foot down the last step, you see one of the female human turn to you, eyes rolled back into their orbits
>She's brandishing... a book? You smile. It must be a Bible. Well, tough luck for her: it didn't work then, and it won't work n-
>PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN
>Time seems to reverse as you can only feel your body running backwards, your sight somehow still focused on the human
>Her three companions join her, and look at their feet.
>That's when you notice.
>You left Z behind. But that's okay; he's an undead. Worst that can happen to him is to stop non-living once and for all, right?
>That's the last coherent thought you had this evening, as your brain started to fill with maddening screams
>The screams of Z being consumed by four austere-looking blonde women.
>...
>...
>...
>You wake up in the woods. It's midnight.
>There's only three of you left.
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>>60793399
/k/
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>>60793962
I'd play that
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>>60793399
Me boning their mothers. Anymore stupid questions?
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>>60793518
Remember, it's not rape if a woman does it.
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>>60793410
The meganatural
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>>60793399
The natural world perfected.
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>>60793399
Salt, I think? Maybe mirrors or silver? Fuck, dude, I don't know, they're too afraid of me to tell me a thing.
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>>60793399
Guns and human intelect.
A werewolf is just a really clumsy, weaker wolf. A vampire getting shot would be like getting tiny steaks in them and zombies are slow and retarded.

Modernity says fuck you too all of them.
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Ghost versions of them.
>>60794680
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>>60793962
>woof steps into cabal terrytory.txt
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Human
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>>60793399
Okay, so let me explain why this is a retarded question: "The supernatural" isn't some kind of unified group that shares the same traits like weaknesses, enemies, probias, or allegiances. They probably compete against other kinds of supernatural entities, and maybe even within their own kind. The only times you can say something they all fear is if you put religion into it and say, for instance, "God," meaning they all fear holy symbols in the hands of the faithful and such, because they're all enemies to God's plan.
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>>60794657
maximumovernatural?
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You're all wrong, Allow me to illustrate.
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>>60794955
Man fears Woofs\Suckers\Ghosts.
They fears ayys.
Ayys fear man.
They all fear fleshtentacles beyond time and space.
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>>60795008
The perfect system.
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>>60795018
Why ayys fear man?
Why man didnt fear ayys?
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>>60795034
the same reason we fear chimps.
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>>60795034
ayys are small and weedy and easily raped.
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>>60794955
Beautiful. The circle of life.
>>60795034
Because ayys are ridiculous beings.
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>>60795047
Anon. People dont fear chimps. Thats must be just you.
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Guys what would you do if a werewolf sprinted at you and said "How well would i fare in 40k"
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>>60795081
You should fear chimps. Chimps will fuck you up.
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>>60795049
So its basically about forcing sexual contact.But why vampire cannot rape ayys but regular man can?
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>>60793399
The mundane.
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>>60795114
Thats actually good. Going to the same office for 30 years doing same thing. Fills even me with dread. Imagine this but you are immortal.
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>>60795008
No friend. The mind out of time fears them.
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>>60795107
vampires have weak immune systems and die from ayyds
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>>60795147
Kill the fairy that's inside you anon.
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Tell me a spooky story tg
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>>60795402
Once upon a time, someone posted on a Vietnamese Basket Weaving board, and contributed nothing of value, causing the thread to inch ever closer to its post limit.
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>>60793399
Forced rectal infusion of complex proteins via organic injectors.
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>>60793399

A religious person with a smartphone and the ability to say "No, I do not consent."
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>>60793399
The sudden and unwanted return to realism.

Think about it like this: You are a supernatural being, defying physics, rules of physiology and logic in general. Your very being relies on bending the "laws" of nature.

And suddenly, the basis of your power, your ability to live and exist ... ended. You bleed, you tire, you suffer, you grow weak... and die.
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>>60793399
black neighborhoods
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>>60793399
Mostly each other and the darker, less rational things out there. The Strix for Vampires, the Pure for Woofs, the True Fae for Changelings.
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>>60793484
If he can get good rolls
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>>60793399
The fearless righteous.
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>>60795088

I'd shit myself and say pretty god damn well
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>>60793425
That's like a whole other level above super
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let me just put this here. i feel its, fitting.
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>>60795107
Vamps are afraid of ayys. You can't fear-rape something.
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>There are humans on this board right now
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>>60800184
Don't freak out, they are just pretending.
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>>60793399
AIDS
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>>60795678
So you're saying the best way to bust a ghost is by busting a nut in a ghost?
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>>60800550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
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>>60793703
>>60793962
That actually sounds really cool. Like humans don't have much to fear from cosmic horrors since they can just lay low and escape notice. But monsters and supernatural creatures have keen senses and magical abilities that actually show up on a cosmic horror's radar. Same if a human learns magic.

And that's also part of why monsters aren't more widely known. The cosmic horrors themselves are keeping up the veil of disbelief so the monsters don't try and rally humans against them, and the monsters humans do encounter are usually those driven mad. Dangerous, feral, and enough to keep the rumors alive and keep humans against them.
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>>60800604
What about the likes of Alucard from Hellsing? Classical monster and a cosmic horror at the same time.
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>>60800779
They're to monsters what wizards are to humans. Gaining enough external power to move up a 'rank' so to speak.
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>>60793399
Human Idiocy, like Tumblrtards, Youtube, World Leaders...
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>>60800550
>You will never wake up pinned by the wall by an unseen force and feel your clothes being pulled off and then see a spectral woman appear and back herself up onto your dick
>You will never feel that spooky ectoplasmic pussy on your dick while her translucent ass claps from how fast she repeatedly forces herself against your body
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Cold iron, duh.
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>>60793399
the mundane
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>>60793399
Being seen, they have to skulk in the shadows and skirt the edges of human vision because if they're seen and understood they fall back into the mundane world and will be at the mercy of men.
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>>60793399
>What do the supernatural fear?

Silver, Garlic, Numbers, Cats, Door Frames, Iron, and Pocket Bread.
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>>60795088
Abhuman filth that's probably purged once it's discovered that the curse can spread. Unless the Space Wolves find them first.
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>>60803533
there is truth here. A werewolf is terrifying if you don't know werewolves exist or how they work and one of them comes out of nowhere. If you find and dissect a few, you can get a professional force to hunt them down and either wipe them out or force them to play by your rules. Tigers are terrifying if your walking unarmed through the woods alone... Not so much on a societal scale.
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>>60793484
>Kaldor Draigo, who travels through the omniverse purging it of threats to humanity, such as leftists.

Ftfy
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>>60806614
you're implying socialists are more of a threat to humanity than the far right such as -4Dchess trump ?
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>>60806729
I guess we're going to derail a thread
They are
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>>60799723
That's just unfair, even the Old Ones fear Mike Vining.
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>>60793399
Human progress. And the slow realization that Humans need no "fictional" monsters. They can create them just fine on their own.

Also Gods, i guess.
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>>60806729
>threat to humanity
>leads to lowest unemployment rate in the US since before the great depression
>market booms
>real estate stabalises
>stops hunting people's rights
>respects the constitution
>threat
This gives me the big think.
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cellphones
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>>60793399
That they are not beyond nature, but outside of it. Like anyone else, they fear that what makes them unique, may not be a sign they are superior, but that they do not belong.
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>>60806972
There's more to being a threat to humanity than fucking up the economy.
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>>60799566
THIS. I can only imagine how terrifiing say the "van helsing" family cult would be. Imagine you are a regular guy who got scatched by a werewolf,let didn't get infected by luck. Doesn't matter a tall athletic woman and a short man with a evil glem in his eye,both wearing dark trenchcoats, will still blow your brains out with silver buckshot. Maybe even your whole family for even being around you when you were "infected" becasue "One monster is too much and much be stopped at all costs".
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>>60806972
that's because the us never experienced true socialism
also
>leads to lowest unemployment rate in the US since before the great depression
>market booms
>real estate stabalises
this is what he want you to think, these aren't related to his politics.
>stops hunting people's rights
libs aren't socialists
>respects the constitution
right, because a constitution written 200y ago obviously predicted any future problem
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>>60806847
kek, have fun getting the nukes because baby trump got angry
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>>60795691
Isn't that just Changeling the Dreaming?
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>be vampire
>current year
>year 2300
>roll in through an open window to suck some fresh virgin blood in some single bitches house
>see silhouette of female in the hallway
>perfect.jpg
>it leaps onto the ceiling and crawls over top of me in four smooth motions
>u_seeing_this_shit.garilc
>obvious metalic female shape slams behind me
>fucking android servant grabs me by the neck and slams me against the wall, grabbing my leg with the other arm
>"[THREAT LEVEL 5]"
>holy fuck
>"[INITIATE TERMINATION]"
>can feel it starting to pull me apart
>turn into bat
>spaghetti falls out of my pants all over this hallway
>fly out of house
>mfw the fucking thing chases me for 10 miles
>mfw it keeps pace with me by running on the ground

I came here to post right away, since when do normies have these???
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>>60807263
>policy doesnt drive economy
>lefties felate obama for gettingnus through the worst parts of the recession
>say its not trump's fault for helping unemployment
Cant have it both ways, fuckwad. Obama put in place policies that allowed companies to grow, trump put in place policies that forced those same companies to continue their growth IN the USA. Like it or not, their policies worked together to bring the US into a new era and both masterfully handled a situation that lesser leaders would have choked on.
>libs arent socialists
Not by definition, but i dare you to find a liberal who isnt a socialist or vice versa in the US today.
>hating the constitution
There's the door, faggot. Enjoy Ecuador. No one is forcing you to stay.
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>>60807274
>enjoy the nukes
>trump flexes to kimmy boi
>a month later, norks and sorks enter peace talks
Rip
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>>60807367
>Cant have it both ways, fuckwad. Obama put in place policies that allowed companies to grow, trump put in place policies that forced those same companies to continue their growth IN the USA. Like it or not, their policies worked together to bring the US into a new era and both masterfully handled a situation that lesser leaders would have choked on.
except i'm not a fan of obama. you seems to forget US aren't the only one in the top 10
>There's the door, faggot. Enjoy Ecuador. No one is forcing you to stay.
strawman, and a very bad one at that
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>>60793399
Discovery?
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>>60807336
>Implying there will be any virgins left in 2300.

Silly vampires.
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>>60807336
Need to lower your generation/go full weeb Gran-vamp, if you want to thrive in that future
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>>60800512
>that last one

My sides
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Whats more dangerous, the wolf or human side of a lycanthrope.
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>>60808148
The bit in the middle where you get a wolf with aposable thumbs.
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>>60793399
Humans, honestly, think about nature, sure there's fucking giant-ass kodiak bears and wolves and shit but they still don't fuck with us because the one species that might have evolved to prey on us (smilodon) is extinct for a reason. Maybe they can kill three of us at once but we come in groups of ten.
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>>60808461
Imagine being a werewolf or vampire and getting caught in a warzone.
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>>60808541
>>60808461
>Jack ranting about cellphone cameras and napalm goes here
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>>60808541
>>60808461
Humans arent that scary ,are they?
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>>60809305
Fuck off you fucking ding dong. Talk about magic and shit.
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>>60793399
>What do the supernatural fear?
Being made mundane.
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>>60808541
>ywn vaporize werewolves with a howitzer bombardment
Fuck this timeline.
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>>60794955
Hey, is that Davis on the left?
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>>60795088
Can I report the werewolf?
If not, >>60795088
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>>60809067
It'll be alright, but stay with the faeries for now
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>>60810210
Shit. I meant if not, >60799610
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>>60810234
Today is not your day, eh buddy?
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>>60795093
For real, never fuck with a chimp without protective gear and overwhelming firepower.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)
>The emergency crew described Nash's injuries as "horrendous".[19] Within the following 72 hours, Nash underwent more than seven hours of surgery on her face and hands by four teams of surgeons. The hospital provided counseling to its staff members who initially treated her because of the extraordinary nature of Nash's wounds.[25] Paramedics noted she lost her hands, nose, eyes, lips, and mid-face bone structure, and received significant brain tissue injuries

there is hell on this earth and it goes "ook!"
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Man.

The supernatural horrors know Man has long surpassed them. Man has long forgotten their fears.
They require Man's fear to survive, without it they'll die out. The trolls and giants of Scandinavia, the witches of Central Europe, the Skinwalkers of America...
With the occasional wanderer, they've been wiped out, left out of the modern era. Only in remote and rural areas are some still walking. The yokai of Japan and sasquatch of the USA still roam, but their influence dwindles by the day. The vampires and werewolves resurged due to popular culture, but only as fiction, and dwindled back.

They desperately try to make Man fear them again, but Man has outgrown them. Even holy symbols no longer have true faith to empower them, no longer do superstitions have the power to fuel and hurt their existences.
Even the souls of their dead scoff at them.

Some say it is punishment for arrogance. They reigned supreme since the first days of Man, never seeing a need to adapt.
But horrors of the supernatural are only fear-inducing if they're not seen, and Man became omniscient not even fifty years ago. Man realized: if it cannot be seen, it cannot exist. Therefore, the supernatural does, can, not exist.

The existence of Man meant safe hunting, protection from horrors of cosmic proportions that Man could never fathom. Man was the bubble in which the supernatural could live, warded due to their mundane being. And as the superstitions fed on Man, they also kept them controlled, safe from sight.

But as Man grows, their mundane bubble fades.
Man will never be safe from horror. So the horrors of Man, in their death throes, attempt to make Man fear them again. Because the horrors of the Cosmos have not seen them yet, but they will. So they must delay it, keep them away as long as possible, so that Man can have a chance to survive, so THEY can survive.
But they will not. Because when the cosmos sees Man and Man sees the Cosmos, they will realize the true meaning of fear, once again.
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>>60793484
>>60806614
>>60806729

Arguments like this is why I am tired as fuck of politics.
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>>60793399
Supernaturalness is relative. We call something supernatural if it is outside the observable world as we understand it. But if that thing really exists, then it is natural from other points of view (including its own) and it may even have its own ideas about what nature is and isn't.
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>>60795292
SHHH for the gods sake she might hear you.
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>>60793399
Getting cancelled?
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>>60807367
>trump put in place policies that forced those same companies to continue their growth IN the USA
Which is why traditionally pure American companies like Harley now have felt forced by Trump's bullshit trade war to move overseas, right?
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>>60800779
Alucard isn't a Cosmic Horror.

If anything, his powers are the core reflection of what a vampire is, just in a more direct form.
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>>60809305
For how much they talk up "small government" and "cutting spending," it seems like every single time the Republicans have control debt surges.
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>>60810226
>WoD/CoD Woofs have to find a normal human to have kids with, or they make unholy abominations
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>>60811362
What
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>>60811540
Being a werewolf in World/Chronicles of Darkness is hereditary, not an infection. But if they mate with each other they make abominations, not humans or new werewolves.

>W:tA: There are three archetypes that the player can use that define how their character was born, referred to as a Breed in the games. A Garou's parents are generally Garou and a non-Garou human or wolf with strong Garou heritage referred to as Kinfolk.[3] Garou with human parentage (Kinfolk or not) are Homid and Garou of wolf parentage are Lupus. There is also the option to play as a Metis, a Garou born from the union of two Garou parents; Metis are born already transformed, are infertile and deformed, and usually results in the death of the mother. Such unions are forbidden in Garou society, but Metis are still born even as the Apocalypse approaches. Each Breed has its own benefits and disadvantages. Homid Garou can blend in better with human society but are not as intune with the spiritual side of themselves, Metis are more attuned to Garou society and spirituality and can recover health in all of their forms but are pariahs, while Lupus are more attuned to the spiritual world but cannot integrate into human society. The choice of Breed also determines the player's starting Gnosis statistic, or how well they are spiritually aware.
>W:tF: Uratha can only reproduce with humans, but the chance that the child will be a Uratha is very small. Reproduction with wolves is not possible and a mating between two Uratha can result in the birth of a Spirit monster (mating with other Uratha is considered as a serious sin).
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>>60807709
Get the fuck out you communist faggot. If you don't agree with the Constitution you don't belong here.
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>>60811772
Go home, /pol/.
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>>60811338
>That brief negative on the 90s
Oh God I miss it
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>>60795211
>Ayyds
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>>60811362
Lies. Lies and slander
A fae is fine too
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Globalization, high definition camera, super fast internet, illumination and tight knit community
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>>60793703
>>60793410
>you'll never fight in a fire team with a vampire and a werewolf defending your planet against ayy lmaos
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The Righteous
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>>60812205
Ayys preparing to invade Earth and only hardcore team of supernaturals can stop them.
Vampire - team face.
Woof - team muscle and battering ram.
Ghost - team infiltrator.
Fey - recon and sabotage.
Mage - damsel in distress\artillery of infinite firepower.
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>>60812261
You need your token everyday Human with a gun to lead them
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>>60812283
Human - Man With A Plan
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>>60795018
The cycle must continue. There is no alternative.
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>>60812314
>Human - Man With A Plan
Fucking hunters are lethal enough with being able to use monsters as part of their plan. I'd feel sorry for the aliens.
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>>60812540
Maybe each tribe of monster attacks ayys on their own and defeated because they are outsmated\overpowered by ayys,but here comes the man with a plan that requiers cooperation. Simple story but still.
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>>60812601
>coalition of men and monsters defeats aliens
>forms EDF in case they ever come back
>monsters forever integrated into Human military
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>>60812797
Fey integration is impossible.
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>>60812797
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>>60793399
There's always >>60793737
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>>60799674
Thanks
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>>60812806
Glad ya got /pol/ in there twice.
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>>60811772
> Get the fuck out you communist faggot. If you don't agree with the Constitution you don't belong here.
King George would like to have a word with you and the rest of colonies.
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>>60812601
Yeah, ayys are all clones, so can just swamp the monsters, but human emotions and memories fuck them up somehow, that why they knock them out and steal their memories for studying.
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>>60813162
Maybe ayys technology can overpower human armies and they beat up major governments into submission. Still they get uprepared for supernatural shit, but only supernatural shit is not enouph to defeat them and they adapt quicly. Like they allready know that its possible for the enemy to not show on life scanners, strange rune circles can be unpenetrable, unless paintings disturbed somehow. Anyway chances of supernaturals to win are getting lower each day and they must cooperate to survive.
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>>60793399
D A N K M E M E S
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>>60813162
So...

Humans can't handle claws and teeths in the night.

Monsters can't handle probes and vaporization.

Ayy lmaos can't handle feelings.

Did I got it right?
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>>60794955
Bullshit aliens aren't afraid of fucking nothing
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>>60794900
I knew I should have sprung for the Turbonatural.
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>>60795081
Chimps are stupid strong and will wreck you.

But you're also thinking of the wrong ayys. These aren't Gorgox the Destructor, head of the Centauri Legion, but just a bunch of fuckin' grays. They came to Earth looking for science shit and instead they find a bunch of crazy, bloodthirsty savages who take any technology they can get their hands on, no matter how mundane or beneficial, and turn it into a means to kill everyone.

>hey we invented irrigation, now we can grow crops in the desert
>AND STEAL OUR NEIGHBOR'S RIVERS
>hey we invented airplanes, now we can move around real fast
>AND SHOOT PEOPLE FROM THE SKY WHILE THEY CAN'T FIGHT BACK
>hey we invented an incredible source of energy
>THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT BOMB

The Ayys are stuck on Earth for whatever reason, looking at all their advanced technology that they NEED to keep around in order to live and function, then the techno-raping humans, and...
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>>60813364
humans scared of vamps, vamps scared of woofs, woofs scared of ayys, ayys scared of humans.

Like when a bee stings you and dies, the ayys who abduct people inevitably die after exposure to us.
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>>60808148
https://youtu.be/m92JFeUVOPw?t=519
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Remove all non-Humans
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>>60793399
me
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>>60813381
I wonder who's in the anus of the man behind this post
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>>60793399
The mundane and boring.
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>>60813672
And the best way to do that is to say that elves, orcs, goblins, gnomes, dwarves, etc ARE all human.
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>>60793399
Eh, I like the Standard Urban Fantasy Explanation.

Some centuries ago, you became a vampire or werewolf or mage you were a god amongst peasants, a predator amongst prey. Swordsmen capable of hurting a superstrong superfast being were even rarer than monsters, early firearms barely scratched you, and you could kill a village faster than it could send a runner to ask help to their lord.
Now? Now we have instant communications, enough firepower that ten soldiers with guns have a fair chance to bring down a werewolf or vampire despite their toughness and regeneration, and we outnumber them by 100 million to one.
They can still destroy a human one on one, or kill small groups, but if ever the masquerade breaks we will hunt them down to extinction.
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my sexual apitite
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>>60813996
A lot of vamps will have harems of fanboys/girls and addicts to the Kiss, though. Not to mention their Ghouls.
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>>60793399
>>60799494
Has your question been sufficiently answered OP? Is this just a throwaway thread? Next time I'd recommend asking these questions in the related generals or at least giving a system and edition for your question, so that people can more easily help you. I say we should snag the idea of "questions that don't deserve their own thread" threads from /fit/.
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>>60793399

I thought about making a story or PnP scenario where aliens introduce a virus to try and depopulate the Earth which kind of backfires and results in the old Zombie apocalypse scenario. So then the aliens still move in to harvest resources like they planned and the remaining post-apocalyptic human pockets, ignorant of their role in the catastrophe (with some suspecting) trade them labor and shit in return for goods and protection.

Also, possible add-on or alternate story: aliens show up warning of some calamity that will destroy the Earth, offering to remove a couple hundred thousand people to preserve the race. Then they turn out to be slavers and some dozens of generations later the exo-humans break out of bondage and discover Earth was actually fine the entire time.
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>>60793399
Being unmarried past a certain age.
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I like the idea of ayy lmaos literally dying by not being able to understand people, brains expolding and all.

Thus they insist on exploring and probing humans, but since they cannot understand them at all, they try to use the werewolf as model creatures for their science.

Because a ravaging beast driven by instinct still makes much more sense that the guys who insist on torturing each other in the name of peace and fun.
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>>60795008
That's just Delta Green
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>>60814623
> Cannot make children/ can create a "child" on your own, and he or she will be fully grown up if you want/ can stay sexually attractive and productive for centuries/ do not have habit of taking care about children
> Fear being unmarried past a certain age
But why? Unless it's some 300 years of age, but anyone can find somebody to meet and mate in the perio as long. Or do you mean that it will be had to find one of their own kind for some supernatural creatures?
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>>60814841
Because at the next spooky reunion, every single person is going to be asking "are you married?", and when you tell them no, they're going to be talking behind your back for hours about how you might be gay or infertile or whatever. And you can bet your sister or cousin or whoever is just going to be yukking it up with her husband.
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>>60812261
>>60812283
>Why do we need you in our team?
>You see, I'm the youngest of 7 brothers
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>>60815418
Doesn't that require being the Seventh Son of a Seventh Son?
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>>60815260
> every single person is going to be asking "are you married?", and when you tell them no
None will care.
> how you might be gay
Vampires will not care - most of them are bisexual or asexual, or incredible perverts, living for so long, demons will encourage this sinful thing, many mages are gay because rituals, werewolves may be concerned, but not much - as long as you are not passive gay - that's like being an underdog for them.
> or infertile
Vampires are all infertile but can sire childer with their bite - in some other settings - fertile but only when breeding with mortals (haven't seen many pure vampires born). Demons are all infertile. A mage can make himself a son from clay, no big deal. An infertile werewolf will probably be a cuck, but won't care about it.
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>>60816482
Well, in V:tR 2E vamps can go about in a circuitous way to have dhampir children.
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>>60815688
no, the youngest of 7 brothers is destined for greatness, in ironic inversion of patrilinear lines of descent. Having one on your team is always good for an all-hope-is-lost ass pull due to destiny.

A 7th son of a 7th son is destined to be a magic.

Clearly the decreasing size of the modern families is an elaborate plot to minimise the threat such 7th sons present to mystical oogie boogies.
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>>60816833
But who's to blame for that decrease? The vampires have much to gain if the cattle cannot defend itself, but they greys have more powerful means, and just as much ambition...
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>>60793703
>>60793962
>>60800604
I really like this concept. Things getting so beyond your usual vampire or werewolf that they go "fuck this".
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>>60817092
Well the vampires want an excess population to feed off of, so clearly the Ayys are somehow doing it, maybe placing vampire killing machinery in people.

>be vampire
>get attack by ayys
>barely escape baffling ayy traps and devices
>find qt3.14 in back alley
>be hungry
>start to feed
>robotic ayy snake unfurls from her groin and attack you
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>>60793399
Capitalism
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The Supranatural
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>>60810658
I’ve always hated supernatural beings needing belief to exist, but I do like the idea of a monster playing Hunter Zolomon to humanity’s Wally West.
>I’m making you into a better race.
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>>60793399
I would not have expected this thread to get so shitty, so fast
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>>60807324
They just become normans.
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>>60811362
They can always mate with a wolf.
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>>60811362
actually, because the wolves are dying out, the werewolves in WoD should really be honor bound to fuck only wolves, and fuck humans only in emergencies.

CoD doesn't go full furry like that though.
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>>60793399
paladins
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>>60793399
Fear itself.
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>>60821233
This

They fear the mortals who fight back
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>>60806972
I'd still kiss if she was my gf.
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>>60793410
Mega-Hell
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>>60812261

>TFW you ran a d20 modern game just like this back in high school...
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>>60811338
>President controls federal spending
Epic brofist for you!
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>>60793399
God, traditionally, I think.
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>>60810658
Technically, in a "clap your hands if you believe universe" the gods would have been the top dogs until modernity kicks in.

>>60818907
>I’ve always hated supernatural beings needing belief to exist.
I like it simply because it's a reflection of the fact that while supernatural creatures aren't actually real. The fact that people believed them to be real, and that such believes actually had a effect on the world, means they are kind of real. Like, no babies were ever actually taken by Fairies. But the fact that people still burned babies because they thought they were channelings, means that people did actually die because of fairies.
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>>60812205
>>60812261
SCOM
Supernatural Combat Unit
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>>60812873

>Don't ask(names)
>Don't tell(names)
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>>60813381
>>60793410
>>60793962
>>60813381

>>60794955
This is right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faq5amdK30
Step aside plebs, a real horror coming through
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>>60810658
>sasquatch of the USA still roam
Sasquatch is supernatural?
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>>60827677
Imagine a game of guess the werewolf but the werewolf is secretly the thing.
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>>60793399
What would the scientific applications be from harvesting supernatural entities? Does vampire blood contain regenerative properties? Can Werewolves be trained and conditioned like dogs? Is skinwalker skin the secret to reactive camo-armor? Would spriggans be the secret ingredient to de-extinction processes?
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>>60793410
So normalfag?
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>>60827799
Pretty sure vampires don't have blood, hence why they are so pale.
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>>60827892
So do they piss it out after a succ?
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>>60820281
Wait, you're telling me there is a way for a non-native to learn french afterall?
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>>60793399
Ghosts.
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>>60810658
http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2015/06/crib-sheet-equoid.html#comment-1973417
The idea of parasites being an important part of a magical ecology, and yet missing from Earth is an interesting one.

There are plenty of god-like beings in the multiverse, most of them apparently nasty. And humans have a built-in instinct for religion, creating all sorts of varieties of them.

Which, in the context of the Laundryverse, would seem to indicate that their are missing divine parasites. There should be some parasitic or symbiotic being feeding on humans, but their niche is now empty, leaving humans invasive to invasive parasites and predators from other parts of the multiverse.
(If native human religions worked and there were native gods around, they presumably would defend their territory from outsiders.)
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>>60827799
The Cheiron Group in Hunter: The Vigil is trying to figure that out. Their MO is cutting up monsters, researching part of the stuff they have and implanting other bits into their operatives to increase their abilities in the field. This frequently works, but sometimes it does not. Sure, they could sell what they know right now to governments and militaries and make billions, but why do that when you can discover cures for cancer, AIDS and diabetes and make trillions?
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>>60820310
oWoD could.
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>>60822308
>Being intentionally obtuse
No, but they are the lead in overall government policy, and there's a tendency for Congress to go with that, budget and tax policy both, because anything they submit has to be approved and carried out by the executive branch.
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>>60827892
When they drink blood, it gets absorbed almost immediately and converted into Vitae, a blood-like substance that fuels their animation and powers.
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>>60829955
The president is just a rubber stamp for the budget.
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>>60811338
Where do you get those numbers?
>https://treasurydirect.gov/govt/reports/pd/histdebt/histdebt_histo4.htm
>1993: 4,411 trillion
>2001: 5,807 trillion
>https://treasurydirect.gov/govt/reports/pd/histdebt/histdebt_histo5.htm
>2009: 11,909 trillion
>2017: 20,244 trillion
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>>60830048
thats gay,and you are gay
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>>60830319
ur dad lesbian
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>>60793502
wut
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>>60833396
Wolves are silly
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>>60833396
>Brother the meats
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>>60830215
Budget deficit, not national deficit.
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humans, duh
>implying the monster under your kids bed isn't scared of the monster above his
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>>60835059
I didn't know monsters feared bed spiders so much.
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>>60793399
Those who hunt them and are good at it.
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>>60827799
>Can Werewolves be trained and conditioned like dogs?

Given that werewolves are still at least partially human, this could have some very odd BDSM implications if the commands worked outside of when the werewolf was in wolf mode...
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>>60793399
it's just the natural with sour cream and guacamole. What's the big deal?
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>>60793399
The subnatural.
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>>60812205
>Out of the Dark by Weber.
It's fun as fuck. The ayylmaos are winning after attacking earth... until Dracula himself and some of his bloodsucking comrades step in and fuck them up in like the final chapter. It's been a while but if I recall you could be forgiven for thining it as a straight 'alien attack' movie until that point.
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Mutants and robots
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>>60839223
I treat werewolves as non-human to avoid magical realm.
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>>60827799
Aliens probably dont care about biology of those species but rather remarkeble physical properties. For example - why werewolf in wolf form weight much more when in human form? Where did this mass came from? And where did it go after? Studying this effect can bring huge profits for interstellar travel.
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>>60845655
>Werewolves use mass effect physics to transform
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>>60846327
>Mass Effect, except instead of using Element Zero ships are powered by werewolves
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>>60847118
the trinity universe actually had psionics powering most of the high end technology, to the point that FTL drives on space ships were just a psionic with teleportation powers using some psi-tech to extend his powers to the whole ship.
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>>60847118
>Via a magical conversion process werewolf bodies naturally produce a type of E0 that allow them to displace their mass as they transform. Allowing a 100 pound cheerleader to mutate into a 1000 pound monster
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>>60793518
>walk like an egyptian.webm
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Monsters actually fear humans because humans keep expanding and advancing too fast, now cities full of lights that are on all night are pushing into the dark forests, caves, woods, and remote castles that monsters once called home, filling up and brightening all the dark corners of the Earth. Also, these rapidly-expanding walled cities are now full of gun-toting paranoid people that, once simple prey, are becoming too intelligent and (not just difficult, but) deadly to attempt to prey upon.

Humans, furious that they were terrorized and taken advantage of by these naturally deadlier and more capable creatures for so long, came to learn about monsters, understand them, ruin all sense of mystery, surprise, intimidation, number, and any predatory advantage a monster might have over them. Humans started fighting back, then fighting forward, then going even further, and pushing monsters to extinction.

Humans hate monsters, but thanks to ingenuity and development, monsters have become incredibly rare. Now a monster encounter is like a bear encounter: It's dangerous and surprising, but even a child knows what to do when it happens. They're still dangerous, but we know all we need to know about bears and how to best defend ourselves from them. Propaganda and a solid us (the beautiful nice ones) vs. them (the ugly dangerous ones) dynamic gives humans a universal solidarity once we stop fighting amongst ourselves, giving humans immense numbers against any potential monster threat.
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>>60847927
>Werewoof sneaks into some woman's house at night
>"sneaks" because it's fucking huge and the modern house is full of furniture, decorations, and other noisy and delicate shit everywhere
>She obviously hears it, starts ringing the alarm bell outside her window
>Militia busts in, muskets shouldered, shouting the beast down
>Woof has no choice but to struggle out through a window that's just a little too small as his ass gets loaded with a pound of lead
>Desperately struggles to clamber away, relying mostly on his un-shot arms, amidst endless winding streets and alleys of shouting and gunsmoke
>Catches a few more bullets as he just narrowly manages to get over the fully-lit city wall and out into the safe darkness of the woods
>Immediately returns to his pack/family
>Breathing heavily, he enters the den as the rest of the woofs are in utter shock and dismay at the state of their pack leader
>Woof elder sobbing as she tries to see if injured woof can be recovered at all, it's too dangerous to go far from the den for healing herbs
>Pack is sad that they must go another hungry night without food
>Injured woof breathes sigh of relief to be in relative safety, starts noticing his wounds
>One of his legs is only getting worse and may not work any more, bullets must have hit bone, blood dripping and running into puddles on the ground
>Blood dripping and running
>Injured woof tenses up again
>Blood. Bleeding. Left a trail all the way back to...
>Bobbing lantern lights and crackling torches start to break through the darkness of the trees in the distance
>GRAB THE PUPS WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND
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>Is cut off by pic related
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>>60848384
blocks your path
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>>60847927
>and remote castles that monsters once called home
Don't forget the vandalization
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>>60850617
But why.
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>>60850867
"art"
https://archive.fo/uOWnC
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>>60795081
Chimps are vicious, aggressive animals with insane strength. You should definitely be afraid of them.
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>>60818514
please tell me that is photoshopped
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>>60851025
Unfortunately not, but also note two facts:

>some of the screws were inserted two at a time.
>the penis is still engorged when they took the Xray
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>>60851163
people are fucked up and will do crazy shit when they're alone
my SIL is a nurse and she says that people with stuff stuck in their bumhole are pretty common
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>>60821233
>Paladin
>Venerating the flag of a territory that promoted slavery
Blackguard please.
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>>60793399
Much like /tg/, the supernatural fear the near limitless masses of normies.
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>>60839223
>Barely survived running into... something when I was stranded in the woods
>The day after I finally get home, there's a knock at my door.
>Two people in suits, one woman and one man, incredibly conspicuous MIB look.
>She asks if anything happened to me while I was out in the woods
>I don't want to sound crazy, so I tell her that I ran into some wolves and they chased me for a bit before giving up.
>"That burn on your arm doesn't look like any wolf bite I've ever seen"
>I hide the patch of inflamed red skin from where that-... that thing grabbed at me.
>She asks me if I might have seen "something strange, or hard to explain"
>I try to brush her off because I know that these two are nothing but trouble.
>I then notice that the man is glaring daggers at me. He seems to have moved into a stance slightly lowered, as if prepared to lunge at me on a moment's notice.
>The woman seems to have noticed too, and snaps her fingers at him, shouting "BAD! No harrassing civilians!"
>He seems to shrink in on himself slightly and whimpers at the reprimand.
>She seems pleased at him backing down, and runs her fingers through his hair, cooing "Good boy, good boy" to him
>He bows his head forward to her so that she can better reach the top of his head
>She continues petting
>He's panting and is sporting a tent in his pants.
>I slam the door and start chugging vodka.
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>>60851163
How the FUCK
Did this idiot even think about HOW he would pull out the screws afterwards? How can someone do this sort of shit and think "this is fine, this won't damage me"
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>>60851805
For some people "being horny" overrides "potential consequences."
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>>60793399
Christ
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>>60851805
Probably thought he'd jizz them out.
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>>60838063
Why does that rather remind me of the goblin slayer?
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>>60851712

I'll admit, this got a laugh out of me.
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>>60793399
Commitment
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>>60827799
>XCOM but with supernatural beings instead of Ayys
Man that could be pretty damn cool, is there an XCOM boardgame or something similar that could be hacked to become exactly this?
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>>60807263
lol no country ever has. retards claimed Venezuela was a true socialist country until it failed. then it wasn't one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq8y-ejapjE
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>>60859506
>cuba can do a medical system
>america can't
>china owns all the capitalists' debt
>america owns half an F-35
>venuezuela thinks that having citizens starve is bad
>america cuts food programs
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>>60851712
Somebody screencap this and the prior post
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>>60793410
based




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