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Why would you want to play a character who isn't a cute girl?
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Don't have the voice for cute girls.
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>>61349532
I grew bored of always playing the same kind of character. Now I only do that occasionally.
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>>61349532
Because then I would be accused of being a scalie for playing a cute lizard.
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>>61349532
>reverse ribbon and cestree
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>>61349532
Cute girls stay cute by not doing anything.
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>>61349532
Because I only play with my friend, and I won't kick them out just because I want to play with a cute girl. Plus, some of my friends are already cute girls, so that's it.
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>>61349532
Because sometimes I want my friends playing cute girls to enjoy big muscular elder daddy type characters for their greater enjoyment.
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>>61349532
Why do reverse Cestree look like she came out of granblue?
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>>61349532
>Why would you want to play a character who isn't a cute girl?

I wouldn't. Girls are better at everything.
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That schtick is getting old. I'd much rather play an old senile knight that has a reverse trap squire who he mistakes for a man and will defend his manhood with his sword.
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>>61350451
>Why do reverse Cestree look like she came out of granblue?
Short and busty are a trait of one of granblue's races.
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>>61349532
big yonkas
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>>61350886
Yes, I know, I play granblue. But even like that, she look exactly like camieux.
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>>61349532
BEEEEG STONKIN' TEEETEEES!
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>>61350982
Well..
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2505196?

Probably because she is?
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>>61351096
Wow, filename can be misleading.
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>>61351035
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>>61349532
Because autism is never an excuse.
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>>61349532
>Why would you want to play a character who isn't a cute girl?
Because cute girls are weak.
Tough girls fo' life.
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>>61349532
I don't. It's the most endearing thing ever when young girls (particularly lolis) competently handle situations that would send most adults spiraling into irredeemable madness or depression. The thought of the Demon Lord of Wherever being taken down by a little girl with high ability scores is somehow appealing.

I know it's not realistic. That's why it's called "Fantasy".
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>>61351159
Are those shotgun shells around her leg? What are those?
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>>61353212
Either fantasy TNT or buckshot
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Because I'm not a cute girl so I cant play one
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>>61349532
Because I want to play a heroic character
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>>61354787
>Because I'm not a cute girl so I can't play one
>Because I'm not a handsome-as-fuck Drow so I can't play one
>Because I'm not a mighty yet gentle Paladin so I can't play one
>Because I'm not a Kobold with a fetish for laundry detergent and a heart of gold so I can't play one

Anon has no concept of Fantasy or Role-playing. If this were the way that fantasy tabletop RPGs worked, every game would be full of fat, sweaty, greasy self-insert characters with the most horrific stats imagineable.
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>>61354952
You can't role play effectively as a member of the opposite sex in my experience. Its one thing to role play a class like barbarian or paladin because they're fantasy. I can incorperate how i as a person would react to being in their shoes. But seeing as women are a real thing with real specifics you can compare with and seeing as i am not one of them I can't accurately put myself into a womans shoes. Because they're a real thing it doesn't leave room for imagination so you have to be accurate. All or nothing. And i can't give it an all so that leaves me with nothing.
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>>61355146
>All or nothing.

You must be a right little ray of sunshine if you play this way.

>Muh realism
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>>61355209
How is it so hard to understand. I'm not a woman so I can't understand all the details of playing as one thus I decided not to play as a woman
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because I don't have a sexual identity crisis
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>>61355146
>seeing as women are a real thing with real specifics you can compare with
Women are not a monolith, anon. They can be wildly different from each other living on the same street, let alone living in different cultures from yourself. And since it is a fictional setting, you can not only discuss with the DM what the supposed gender roles are in the society around your female character, but how she reacts to them.
Even if women were a monolith for us, they would not be the same monolith in Faerun (or wherever you use) for the simple fact that their 'lived experience' would have to incorporate elves and magic and shit being a real thing that existed, rather than 'muh social media harassment'.
>Its one thing to role play a class like barbarian or paladin because they're fantasy
Barbarians were a thing, except they were typically called 'berserkers'. Since you have never gone into an axe-swinging frenzy that threatened friend and foe alike, you should not be playing them.
Also, if you are not professionally trained to cut people open with a sword, you should also avoid the Fighter class.
Probably same with thievery and Rogues, and martial arts and Monks, though those are mostly assumptions on my part.
Really, the only class you should safely play is Wizard. That is the only way to play something with skills you have not learned solely because they do exist. Everything else has skills that were real with life experiences, after all.
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>>61349532
I really can't get immersed if I play as a girl
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>>61355777
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Indeed.
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>>61355777
>filename
they're not horny, they make other horny.
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>>61355751
>Barbarians were a thing, except they were typically called 'berserkers'.
Were they the guy that drug themselves before battle?
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>>61355751
That story's funny every time, though it seems like there's something missing? I thought I saw a version where the guy takes/utilizes remnants of the bug army for his personal dark-magic shenanigans.
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>>61349532
What if I want to play a cute girl (male)?
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>>61355928
>they're not horny
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>>61355991
Those quilted tits!
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I have the deep surly voice of roid rage muscle man, and can only do female old lady voice
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>>61355384
>How is it so hard to understand. I'm not a woman so I can't understand all the details of playing as one thus I decided not to play as a woman

Oh, now your stance changed from "You can't role play effectively as a member of the opposite sex" to "I decided not to play as one". That changes the terms of the argument rather conveniently, doesn't it?

Also, since when did you have to understand all the details of playing a female character in order to effectively play as one? Do you refuse to drive a car because you don't understand the details of how an engine operates?
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>>61355980
Explain the joke, because if it was "sexy= horny", it's not a very good one.
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>>61356174
They have horns.

That is it. That is the entire joke.
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>>61356303
Oh, then i'm sorry, I completely missed the joke. Shame on me.
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>>61349532
So I can be a cute boy support mage
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>>61358061
>tfw
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>>61358150
More healslut than that I'll admit
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>>61349532
I like characters who are interesting besides some generic moe weeb aesthetic
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>>61349709
But would it be a false accusation?
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>>61358150
There's clearly another panel to this. Post more.
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>>61360316
There are like five panels
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>>61360316
>>61360727
There's edits, but no continuation
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>>61360159
>I like characters who look like generic western OCs
Fixed
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1. Because I'm not weeb
2. Because I'm not closet pedophile
3. Because playing a character of opposite gender in a voiced game is awkward and makes most people around uncomfortable
4. Because, even in text games, I'd rather play a man and be able to identify and immerse myself in the character more
5. Because, even if I would play a female character I'd rather play a geniuinely sexy female who also fits the theme and aesthetic of a game (pic rel, at example) and not a 9-yo loli (see 2.) who is also drawn in so poor style that it could be replicated by a blind gradeschooler with downs (see point 1.)
6. Because aesthetics and sexiness aside, playing adult female as a competent, badass character also stretches suspension of disbelief much, much less than if she was A FUCKING KID
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>>61360184
I like monster races because then I don't do self inserts
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>>61364843
>I think weebshit fapbait with two to three body types and having different hair colors qualifies as variety and I can't tell two white people apart.
FTFY
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>>61360159
Agreed, anime characters are about as generic as it gets. I find it funny that the ethnic group most commonly believed to all look the same can't help but create generic looking characters. That shit deserves to be sealed within /a/
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>>61365268
source of pic?
Also good points
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>>61365747
>weebshit fapbait
Fuck outta here, mongrel. You don't belong here and never will
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>>61365772
If you don't know what "generic" means, you probably shouldn't use it.
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>>61366703
How long have you've been here?
I' here for almost a decade and well, the invasion of weebs using the logic that if moot initially started 4chan as a japanese culture board, then its some fucking safe space for weebs where their chinese cartoons are some holy cows on all the fucking boards, all the evolution the site had in 00s and early 10s disregarded, seems like relatively new thing.

In other words, fuck off.
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>>61349532
>playing a fantasy game where you can be anything
>choosing the physically and mentally weaker sex

why
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>>61366793
Because it's a fantasy and you can ignore the limitation of reality.
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>>61366791
>almost a decade
>invasion of weebs
See >>61366703
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>>61366791
Dude.

Anime doesn't need a "safe space," because only idiots try to dismiss it out of hand, and no one takes idiots like you seriously. It's like saying "movies" or "music" need a safespace.

Sure, there's bad anime, even just by applying Sturgeon's Law, but to get this upset about weeb things on this weeb website is like going into a Chinese restaurant and flipping out when you see noodles and rice.
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>>61366802
>fantasizing about being a girl

what a faggot
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>>61349532
That would make me a trap.
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>>61366811
Thats literally the post I refered to fucktard
Yes, the invasion of weebtards that think that the ancient history of this place makes it somehow their holy ground and safe space is only last 3-4 years. It wasn't a thing before, not on /tg/ or most other boards that aren't weeb by definition, at least.

Again, fuck off
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>>61355146
>Has no actual contact with women the post
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>>61366793
Because if you're not a shit player, you can enjoy variety and make it work.
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>>61366854
>Newfag still pretending that he's an oldfag
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>>61366833
Absolute state of weebshits being delusional about the fact how much rest of the population holds them in contempt
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>>61366854
All boards are weeb by defiition.

Even /co/ has a heavy dose of weeb. Even /an/ and /po/ and /diy/ are saturated with weeb and have been forever.

Maybe this just isn't the site for you, if you're just coming here to be a little bitch.
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>>61366867
>i'm mad and delusional!

Awwwww... poor baby. Maybe you should stick to Reddit?
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>>61366899
>have been forever.
Of you definr the ~3 years you are here as forever then yes, maybe

No I'm not leaving because of bunch of retards flocked here thinking that this is the place they won't be made fun of at least, and get buttmad when they actually are even here. In fact, it encourages me to stay.
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>>61349532
Because I don't like girls I like big hairy muscle men.
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>>61366958
that's gay.
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>>61366867
Anime is kind of on the level of most TTRPGs.
Not mainstream, but if the person isn't boring and dull, they're open-minded enough to appreciate some of them.

You don't have to watch anime 24/7 to post here and be taken seriously. But, it's darn silly for you to think we need to respect your closeminded opinion because you think Bubba down at the swamp and Chuck at the ranch are experts on taste and culture.
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>>61366941
Friend, you are a bit of a joke.

Can you put on a trip? You're basically a dancing monkey at this point, and I'd love to be able to track all your little newfag rants. It's a shame you're going to stop once you've been here for a full week and realize just how stupid you're being right now, so I don't want your posts to be lost.

They're a treasure.
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>>61366994
Same as you're goddamn silly to think I'll take people considering poorly drawn mongoloid cartoons as a form of art seriously
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>>61349532
What if I want to be a cute boy?
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>>61349532
Because I want to be the cute girl irl
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I'd love to play a cute girl if I know nobody else in the group would judge me for it.
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>>61367446
No.
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>>61363491
What sort of continuation are we talking?
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Banal and worthless thread.
MODS GET IN HERE AND NUKE THIS TRASH.
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>>61370945
no u
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>>61365268
>stretches suspension of disbelief

It's called fantasy, anon. Far more unrealistic shit goes on in TTRPGs than children wielding swords.
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>>61371250
Not in the kind of fantasy and games my, my players and any players that want my respect enjoy, no.
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>>61351159
>tfw an artist does great art but 90% is fetishes you despise
Asanagi why
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>>61371840
That's not asanagi, this is
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>>61349532
Because I like fucking cute girls with my giant barbarian penis.
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>>61371840

>tfw an artist does great art and 90% is fetishes you seek
>tfw he makes the best trap doujin known to man
>He'll never ever make another one
>Makes the same boring bullshit over and over with dwindling quality like sleepfuck and garbage
>He still tease the fuck out of you by putting one single astolfo here and there

I hate this nigger.
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>>61372158

>His barbarian isn't a cute girl with a giant penis who fucks other (chastity caged) cute girls
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>>61371840
First, that's quite obviously not Asanagi.
Second, check [Kosuke] he's got similar drawing style and mostly does the nice stuff.
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>>61372182
Link?
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>>61372182
>>tfw he makes the best trap doujin known to man
Go read some Katou Jun and reconsider that statement.
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>>61349532
Because I want to play a character who is a sexy girl.
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>>61349532
Because I cant see the tits and ass, plus I'm more comfortable with my body.
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>>61373267

If you said Scotch or the guy who made those metal slag doujins about "sticky sweet delightfully decadent gay sex" I "might" have considered it but Katou Jun has just very recently started being the trap artist he always should have been. That trap Lebe doujin is still the best trap doujin we'll probably have in our lifetime.
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>>61375226

>TFW discovered trap doujins at 12
>Gay as fuck as a result
>Ends up camming hard with a 8/10 face, 10/10 body trap at one point
>Ends in disaster as she is crazy as fuck like all traps
>Sexual frustration through the roof
>Real girls don't do it
>Autistic enough to bug as fuck when the lewd panty pics don't have a bulge
>Traps IRL are all gross gay twinks

I blame Japan. Fuck you Japan.
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>>61367038
well it is art and you quite literally can't change reality so
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>>61367038

Is this nigger really ignorant enough to put tomb of the fireflies, Jin Roh, Ghost in the shell or even goddamn evangelion in the same bucket as the flavor of the week big titty isekai harem anime ?
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>>61375455
Become the change you want to see in the world.
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>>61375710
>GiTS
I'll give you this one, though its not nearly as good as weeb fanatics tend to paint it.
>Evangelion
Isn't it literally something about fucking mechs with cast consisting of teenage waifus?

I'd add Nausicaa and Princes Mononoke to anime that were good enough to deserve mild respect.
Still, in all those cases the fact that they are anime affects negatively to they value, because oversimplifying features to the degree that they could be literally drawn by average gradeschooler is not exactly conductive to the aesthetic, neither are wimpy high-pitched voices. And those at least have decency of actually botthering themselves with scenery, not overfocusing with characters (not that with those few lines that are somehow supposed to represent human face they have anything to offer uin that matter) and relegating the scenery to bland background.

But the most important thing is, do you realize how stupid the
>Anime has nice things too, MUH GITS
Is in the context of the thread which is literally about playing moe loli and filled to the brim with images of such?

Why do weebs who literally watch
>flavor of the week big titty isekai harem anime
Or similarly shitty garbage (like, 99,9% of the whole medium), when called out point out to those few rare examples where it isn't and thing that that somehow exonerate the whole medium?

Isn't that because they are so severely defensive and insecure about the thing they like, while knowing its trash that they cannot feasibly defend, they are trying to deflect the thing into areas that, really have very little bearing on the matter as a whole?

>>61375505
It is mostly as much "art", as rhymed verse about pooping written with a sharpie on inner side of man's restroom is poetry. TECHNICALLY maybe it is, but nobody will take calling it such seriously.
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>>61376215
Why do you type so much like you think anyone cares about your opinion?
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>>61376215
>>Evangelion
>Isn't it literally something about fucking mechs with cast consisting of teenage waifus?

Oh. You're retarded.
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>>61376362
>>61376436
Please, just ignore him. He's literally just on this site to get attention by being a retard.
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>>61376436
maybe he's just mixing it up with Frankxx
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>>61376362
Maybe because I'm aware that as much as you'll never admit it, you know that this is actually true, and will suffer from cognitive disonance, which makes me happy.
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>>61378407
That is some impressively bad art
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>>61349570
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>>61380330
What?
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>>61353362

Does she send the snib-snabs to go snib-snab badguys?
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>>61349864
Why are you quoting me?
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>>61378407
God I wish either of those were me.
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>>61349532
Because I want to be a cute boy hero.
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Why would you want a player who isn't a cute girl?
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Because of this shit.
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>>61385642
And this is inevitably what happens
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>>61385376
You will be stoned in accordance with the Founding FatherĀ“s will.
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>>61385642
If you have a GM who isn't a complete pisspot, you should be able to do something.
The thing is, I've been playing WoD for ages, so I'm used to a game in which all child characters have an inbuilt excuse for higher physical stats or adult maturity.
I can't think of any other advice but "play a splat which is explicitly stated to be unaging or to have access to supernatural prowess".
I've had child characters in Vampire games who were convincingly childish while still not being ground to paste - mainly, to the extent I remember, a Giovanni boy around the 8 or 9 who was moody, overly curious and bone-headed in only the way a kid can be, but still managed to make that unnerving, what with studying Necromancy like it was inorganic chemistry.
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>>61385754
this. 4chan is full of weebs. If we can have 12 year old girls wielding katanas facing down crimson demons of the otherworld, then I sure as hell can have my stacked AC dragon loli.
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>>61349532
Because I'm not a faggot obsessed with "cute" things, nor am a desperately horny faggot who can only roleplay attractive women that he can masturbate to when he gets home.
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>>61385754
Those are vampires though, even the absolute weakest WOD vampire stattable still exceeds humans by a landslide.
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>>61385742
Fuck off, /v/eoGAF.
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>>61386270
I guess the point is, in the end, "try playing WoD once instead of D&D".
I wonder how many D&D players would go over to Vampire if every group in the country had to play one single game of it.
I know that when I tell a D&D-shocked player that "basically, it's the real world with police and cell phones and people who care, so people will react if you do crazy shit", most of the time they go crazy with it and have a great time with the consequences.
Some of them have so much fun they even roleplay, and some even well.
The thing is, it's suited for the stuff a lot of problem D&D players seek (a power fantasy, k3wl p0w3rz and action-movie scenes) better than D&D itself, and the game comes complete with a shitton of advice and material that let even me and my group grow up and have fun back then.
It has everything you need for a stupid-ass katanas and trenchcoats game, everything you need to keep a horde of neckbeards satisfied, with werewolves, zombies, ghosts, eldritch spirits, God, Satan, demons, vampires, fae, flamethrowers, Celerity, Necromancy, hunters, conspiracies, sex, violence, blasphemy, what have you.
And then, when everyone has gotten their juices out and played like six Sabbat games, the group naturally kind of matures, because the corebooks are full of advice and ideas, and the game world is by definition richer by virtue of it being "our world, but so bad that unthinkable things can happen, with mountains of fluff and metaplot on top".
Even players who get in by burbling about Baali can mature, because the fucking corebook is a crash course in roleplaying that leaves new players able to go so much fucking further and have so much more fun.
I've seen that myself a lot of times considering I've played for a changing roster of neckbeards and special kids at a youth club.
I'm running out of space, but to my experience Vampire has never bred as persistently and stubbornly shitty players as D&D. The worst part is they rarely even have much fun.
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>>61386312
Also your penis will be mutilated in accordance with the will of the cornflakes producer.
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>>61349532
Because I want to play a character who is a cute robot. Duh.
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>>61349532
Because I'm not into lolis.
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>>61390062
Nobody says robots can't be cute girls.
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>>61390075
Who is this? R. Dorothy? Nano? Alita? EVE?
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>>61349532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcO-5vCitkI
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>>61390062
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>>61390088
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>>61385376
Aw, it's nice of her to take care of her brother like that.
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>>61390162
Dorothy is the best.
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>>61349532
Why would I play a cute girl when I can play an ugly girl?
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>>61390075
Yes.




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