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You're a fast guy
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>>61947936
I just realised Durkon is black.
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>>61947985
Good job
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>>61947985
Dwarfs are earth-toned, he’s just loamy
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>>61947936
Thor’s a nice guy
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>gritty cyberpunk talking animals
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>>61947936
>intermission callback
>self-aware stick figure fantasy parody
Deepest lore.
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>>61947998
I normally don't notice because he's with Roy who is SO black.
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>>61947985
>has a baby momma who he doesn't support
Checks out.
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>>61947985

...Holy shit
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>>61947985
I always took that to be like, a dwarf equivalent to a Farmer's Tan, but I guess this makes sense too
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>>61947985
He's latino, technically.

What do you think the accent was supposed to be? Scottish?
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>>61948052
>comes from a poor single mother household
>father died a violent death
>very religious
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>>61948170
Aye.
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>>61947936
Fuck, this is going to open the AU fanfiction floodgates, isn't it?
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>>61947936
>I can count them.
>I remember everyone who’s ever worshipped me.
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>>61948394
I’ll admit, that one got me a bit.
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>>61948322
OotS has fanfiction?
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>>61948411
There's been at least two follow-the-leader comics.
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>>61948411
If you look hard enough it has foul incestuous slash fan fiction. The mods stepped in and closed down that forum thread forever, but I’m sure it’s still around.
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Man. Now I want to play as a Cyberbunny! What would you even call such a game? Burrowpunk? Cyburrowpunk?

I wonder if Shadowrun or Cyberpunk 2020 have any ways to make that possible.
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>>61948506
In Shadowrun you can play a literal awakened Otter.

Played a brief ecoterrorism game as one of those guys. Good times.
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> that throwback to comic #0007
Wow.
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>>61948554
>Awakened Tennessee Beavers with adamantine teeth destroy rival’s hydroelectric dam. Millions homeless.

Shadowrun is fun.
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>>61948027
>>61948665
I keep telling you guys. Rich is good at this.
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>>61948506
I have an awakened leopard in my team. And I wish that was the craziest thing the team had...
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>>61948027

I just wanna say I love that this is canon now
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>>61948896
That he is, Rich.
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This exposition arc is awful.
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>>61948896

No he isn't. Nobody is good, and nothing is good. Everything is bad in some way.
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>>61948919
You're awful.
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>>61948506
Cyberpunk does allow for biomods that turn you into a furry. You could do a furry habitat in Transhuman Space.
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>>61948918
>Rich
As if. Though I'm as slow at GM prep as he is at comics.
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>>61948506
Sure.
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>>61947936
>Your time was too short, Laser-Snail.
F
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Remember when 8-bit theater had the longest callback in webcomic history?

Rich just beat his sorry ass
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>>61949192
>>61949673
The colon cancer is a call back too. Didn't it come before this?
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>>61949713
Yes, the colon cancer is a reference to comic #7, which is 15 years old.
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>>61949713
>>61948665
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>>61947936
Gargantuan callbacks aside, what is the "once-in-an eternity opportunity"? As far as I know, the Order's best plan was "kill Xykon and hope the rifts don't destroy reality". This is something new, right?
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>>61949673
Wow, I actually didn't catch that one, I only noticed the colon cancer reference.
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>>61949770
Maybe it's that mortals not only know about the snarl, but have developed a way to control it? Thor's probably going to tell Durkon to steal Redcloak's snarl-controlling spell (or just directly scry it and hand Durkon a copy) and cast it himself.
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>>61948411
>he hasn't read the fic where Haley discovers the Book of Erotic Fantasy
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>>61947936
So does that mean that each of the afterlives are full of uncountable amounts of souls from previous worlds, or do the different worlds have different afterlives?
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>>61950716
I'm guessing each world has it's own sectioned off afterlife, the one we saw with Roy was very self aware parody after all.
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>>61950716
Gods and the planes absorb souls over time before they're reincarnated.

Which sounds creepy but it's consensual vore unless it's the plane of Elysium or the grey wastes which cause you to fade and their respective vibrations slowly erase you if you hang around on them too much regardless of if you're a petitioner or not.
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>>61950403
Link, niger. I've been looking for oots erotica for ages.
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I am fucking loving this. I want more face-slamming exposition and big bro Thor.
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>>61950403
Tell me more, anon.
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>>61948027
It's trite.
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>>61947936
thog tired of wordswordswords about worldsworldsworlds
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>>61951504
>Some thogs, we saved. Others, we didn't. And of course, we tried d every time.
Words to live by.
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So if the world has been rebuilt a billion times why is Hel bitching about being fooled into taking a bad deal with the spirits of sickly Dwarves? How did she not see this coming ages back? Why didn't she try her plan thousands of worlds prior? Why doesn't she just let the other gods rule this world, knowing that it'll destroy itself in a thousand years or so anyway?
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>>61951909
It's entirely possible this is the first world they've done since she made that deal
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>>61951909
It's also possible this is the first world they've made that has dwarves in it.

Hel may be bitching over a minor setback, rather than some grand cosmic shift in the balance of power.

Imagine how pissed you get when someone takes five dollars from you. Sure, it may not make much of a big difference in the grand scheme of things. But in the short term you still bitch about it.
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>>61951929
Alternately, the deal was made the last time they had a fantasy world...and they haven't had any dwarves SINCE then.
Couple hundred worlds later, someone drunkenly shoves dwarves in cause it's been a while.
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Wait did Durkon get unvampired? I haven't followed this in awhile.
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>>61951909
They made it pretty clear that the deal ends with this world, so it's obvious to think that the deal started with this world too. Also, it seems that if gods get no worship, they actually die.
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>>61951504
thog ferever
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>>61952004
I think you're right. It's very likely that this is the first world they made that deal. And as stated in strip 1000, the deal is only for this world. She gets the power influx of all the dorf souls of this world, and I think it was stated somewhere that "fresher" souls provide more power, so she'll get a massive power boost for the next world, which she can then leverage to continue being queen of the northern pantheon after how many billions of cycles of just being the death god.

And Loki's upset that his daughter turns out to be just a colossal, raging bitch.

>"It's a pretty funny reason, sure, but not enough of one."
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>>61952076
He hijacked his body back for a couple minutes, allowing him to suicide-by-Belkar. He is unvamped, waiting for a resurrection while Thor lectures him about the Snarl.
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>>61951098
>>61951174
I'll try to find it again, but there's only so much Googling I'm willing to do on the subject.
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>>61951504
>Thar be billions, cunt
Thog is love, thog is life
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>>61948027
I wonder if that means all the cutaway gags were different worlds
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>>61949673
>>61947936
>Pizza stabs Milk Duds
>Soda kills Pizza, finally avenging him
Maniacal.
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>>61947980
UuuU
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>>61948027
>Hilgya returns
>Intermission explained
>Callback to one of the earliest, silliest throw-away jokes

I keep getting reminded of the 8BT brick jokes. I'm liking it.
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>>61948919
At least it's not the fucking mutiny anymore
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>>61947985
he's not black, he's a dwarf
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>>61948027
woah... so this... is the power... of mediocre community college level creative writing...
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>>61948896
Hi, Rich!
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>>61949122
Hi, Rich!
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>>61951504
Bring back snacks
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>>61948034
>>61948155
Tan. He's been out in the surface world for so long.
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>>61953285
*teleports behind you*
*transfers from two-year to four-year at a more prestigious college*
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>>61953500
If only Rich would follow you.
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>>61951504
> anime thog

So, like a YouTube abridged series?
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>>61952266
If you can at least name a place to look aside from adultfanfiction and ao3? The only other place I even know of is if.net and they don't allow smut. I'd kill just for more places to look.
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>>61949713
Doesn't Rich HAVE colon cancer? Or was it Crohn's?
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>>61953285
Yeah, so fucking pleb tier! Not like based Goblin Slayer and Dungeon Meshi!
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>>61953696
>he reads manga
l m a o
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>>61953721
Manga is just nipponese webcomics
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>>61953766
exactly
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>>61953650
I thought he just fucked up his wrist a while back. Got glass or something in it.
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>>61953650
>>61953861
He has an "undisclosed chronic disease that can leave him bedridden." He injured his hand in September 2012.
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>>61954340
>undisclosed chronic disease that can leave him bedridden.
inb4 it's something mundane like depression
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>>61954353
Nah, I have an undisclosed chronic disease that can leave me bedridden too

IT'S CALLED MY 13 INCH DICK YEAAAA
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>>61953696
I mean, Dungeon Meshi is better.
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>>61954464
>my 13 inch dick
It's pretty racist to call your black boyfriend that, anon. He has a name.
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>>61953696
don't shit post with dungeon meshi m8.
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>>61951504
>We tried d every time

God bless you, anon
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>>61954353
He specifically mentioned that he has good insurance that covers it. I don't think it's just "depression lol"
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>>61948188
wonderful good.
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>>61953643
>>61952266
>Googlefu has leveled up:

It’s on arch1ve 0f 0ur 0wn works/136836
seems it’s a banable offense to link to there, had to use an alternative device
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>>61952854
And he uses a fucking Diskos to. Bad as.
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>>61958417
It's a pizza cutter, anon.
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>>61948170
I just thought he was dirty
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>>61958486
right, like he said, a diskos
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>>61949673
What a callback
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>>61958364
>comedy
And here I was hoping for plain old smut. Damn.
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>>61950206
>Durkon tells Thor to steal the spell from Redcloak.
>He and V have to cast it while the party + O-chul and Lien keep Team Evil busy.
>The IFCC hijacks Vaarsuvius's body and has a sleeper agent take control of the spell.
>Final confrontation is The Order vs. Team Evil vs. IFCC.
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First Thog edit, h-how'd I do?
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>>61947936

Is that some subtle meta thing with the gods possing as roleplayers/GM?
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>>61959255
>>61959318
>stutterposting
You tainted a good edit, anon.
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>>61947936

So was thor worshipped as thor in the cyberpunk or the snag setting?
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>>61949673

I have never get that kind of humour. Is this an Americsn thing? What's so funny about popcorn with sword?
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>>61959334

Sorry, I somehow completely missed the seventh panel despite double checks (thankfully I figured out an edit pretty quick).

I never really got the WORDSWORDSWORDS complaint, but there are a fucking lot of them when you're going through them character by character.
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>>61959318
>I want you to fully appreciate the eternity of words given.
Thog is love, thog is life.
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>>61959318
>we stick figure
>explain so much

This made me laugh
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>>61947936
Why is there so much text?
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>>61948027

moshi moshi

b8 desu

>>61948506
It's a bad sign when people are more interested in Cyberpunk animals than the "2deep4u" buttplug scene here
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>>61951504

>cyberpunk thog

my sides
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>>61959318
>Yer wastin' our time giant
lyl
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>>61959335
More importantly, what snack was Thor?
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>>61954353
It's been confirmed as Crohns.
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>>61961558
Some kind of green apple candy.
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>>61959362
It's a reference to a famous advertisement.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let's_All_Go_to_the_Lobby
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>>61947936
it's fine guys! they can plug all the snarl rifts with the buttplugs!
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>>61962292
They tried something like that in an Oglaf strip. It didn't work.
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>>61962572
it's good manners to provide relevant links, you know...
https://www.oglaf.com/allconsuminganus/
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>>61951504
>once-in-an-eternity thog
just like B R U C E W A Y N E
Or
The words... don't MATTER.
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>>61959318
>We've gotten better at extending the words. We're up ti a few thousand every time
>the eternity of words given
>giant
>give me cum wit yer d
8/10 bretty gud
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>>61962918
top fucking kek
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>>61953285
As if. If this was mediocre community college tier, we'd see it more often. This level seems to escape like 80% of all writers.
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>>61951504
Best thog edit I've read thank you
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>>61959318
Fuck my sides
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>>61961617
No it has not, stop lying on the internet.
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>>61949182
>Appearence changes
No thanks. I want to be a Cyberbunny. Not a Cyborg man in a fur suit.
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>>61949192
Only by """virtue""" of being a lazy ass procrastinating money grubbing jew.
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>>61959318
I'm in stitches
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>>61951504
>I meme everyone who's ever shipped me
noice
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>>61959318
>I can count
>one
>two
>fore
>I tried
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>>61953696
>Doesn't like Dungeon Meshi
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>>61953650
Doesn't the guy who did Brawl in the Family have Crohn's?

>>61960684
You must be new here.

>>61970352
Careful, this is sad.
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>>61948506
Delta World? Because it's Gamma World, before the nukes?
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>>61951504
>I wanna be offended so much

It's like I'm in any 4chan thread discussing politics!
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>>61972302
How can somebody not like Dungeon Meshi
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>>61953696
Goblin Slayer we'll give you, but Dungeon Meshi is god's gift to this shoddy, undeserving 3D world.
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>>61961638
>>61959362
https://youtu.be/loqYlYqtsmY
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>>61947985
No, Roy is black. Durkon is just earthy.
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>>61947936
He's updating rather frequently now.
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>>61975152
Honestly, how can a dwarf be black, they aren't human. They're dwarves. That'd be like calling a drow a nigger.
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>>61948027
>>61953198
Intermission?
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>>61977526
>implying drow aren’t niggers
All fucking drow must fucking hang
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>>61977541
Literally been posted ITT, please just read for god’s sake.
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>>61977628
I cannot disagree, but the terminology is important.
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>>61947936
Pull one out for my homie Laser-Snail.

[Taps plays in background]
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>>61959318
10/10
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>>61977648
>please just read for god’s sake
Users today want the whole thread Thoged.
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>>61977628
they have Dancing Lights at will, explicitly so that they're able to glow in the Underdark
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Is there anywhere I can get hold of the extra comics (prequels etc) without having to be the e-1337 haXXor superbrain?
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>>61983271
You pay money.
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>>61983575
BOOOOOOOOO!
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>>61963598
>the words don't matter
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>>61986856
At first I thought this was a shit Thog edit, then when I got to the last four panels I realized it's probably the best Thog edit ever.
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>>61986903
Always keep reading thog edits, you'll never know what you run into.





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