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Uff da, my name is Kenichi Niemenmuller.

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Hoosier (midwest fan for you coastal elites, don't cha know). I drink Faygo and Pabst Blue Ribbon on my farm and spend my days growing corn and watching superior Midwestern comedy. (Mystery Science Theater 3000, Prairie Home Companion, David Letterman)

I make lutefisk everyday, this superior fish can cut clean through steel because it is soaked in lye over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other fish on earth. I earned my farming license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Midwestern fluently, both LCMS and the WELS dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Midwestern history and their Law of Jante, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Iowa to join a prestigious labor union to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a meat packer for Oscar Mayer or a grocery stocker for Hy-Vee!

I own several tractors, which I drive around town. I want to get used to driving them before I move to the midwest, so I can fit in easier. I use self deprecating humor and make hotdish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in the Midwest!
Nice Yanmar buddy
Can we keep shit like this to >>>/bant/ or even >>>/int/ if its remotely serious.

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