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Why do German men act like the bathrooms are a social activity? Recently, I've been staying in hostels in Oz, and every time I walk into a washroom there are krauts blasting god awful rap and socializing while shitting, showering, or shaving.

Wtf is this? Is this the norm in Germany.
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Haha. Amerifats are so prudish.
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>>1482438
You like to socialise while dropping turds in the toilet? Tell me more.
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>>1482438
not entirely sure hes american. down south people walk around full naked and chat in the locker room for what feels like hours (at least in at the high end gyms). i wish those guys were a little more prude.
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>>1482428
Don't stay in hostels then. Why do you treat sleep as a social activity?
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>>1482428
That's just germans

>>1482438
Haha Yup! Those silly yanks, what's wrong about showin off your family jewels for everyone. Haha come on over here and sit next to me while we compare shapes and sizes haha!
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nothing better than having a team shit or a team shower. no need to be insecure ameridumb
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Wtf this, I have lived in the Netherlands in a student house with German housemates and they seriously listen to their shitty rap or mainstream latino music while taking a dump or a shower. Fucking creepy people, Germans in general are a morbid nation
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>>1482709
I'm Dutch not German and I also listen to music while showering. Showering is fucking boring and music makes it more bearable.
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>>1482450
this haha
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>>1482428
what else did you expect from a nation that builds a shelf into the shitter so they can look at it and later talk about what they saw before flushing
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wait who has seen the most recent Mission Impossible movie? Was that bathroom scene supposed to be in Germany because that would make sense why those European guys were acting all social and gay
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>>1482736
always thought that was for not having water splash against your asshole.
>piss into water
>dump falls into water
>piss water splash against hole and cheeks
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>>1482428
>blasting god awful rap
subhuman krauts, sorry for them
t. ubermensch kraut
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>blasting god awful rap

Litterally every hostel here in the US has an African American blasting absoloute trash tier rap in every bathroom.

Lots also walk around with a loudspeaker or sit on a train or a public bus with a speaker.

What the fuck is up with that?
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>>1482441
Martin Luther would have loved to do this. But his constipation prevented it. Plus, urgh, German toilets and their ducking "inspection shelves" . German culture is obsessed with shit. and sausages.
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I've seen Frenchies do this too. I need to shit but I don't want to stop our conversation, come on into the bathroom; I'll leave the stall door open so we can continue this tête-à-tête.
Fucking Eurotrash.
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>>1482428
>those swastikas on the wall panels
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>>1482736
That "shelf" actually has a medical reason. It's to determine if you have a parasite infection and/or bowel cancer.
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>>1483009
kids with status of sensory overload as the norm
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>>1482428
>washroom
comparing a thing like washrooms in hostels to a whole country and thinking this is a "german" thing...dude wtf.

are all americans retarded then?
are all south americans drug smugglers?
are all japanese mentally ill?
are all blabla because i've seen this one thing
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>>1482716
JARROD!
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>>1484120
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>1484120
yes
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>>1484120
burger here
can confirm we're all retards
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I live in the USA midwest and go to a prominent state school. Occasionally while on the shitter someone in the stall next to me will be blasting either sports broadcast or country music. No one has done that anywhere else in the country in my experience except here, so I guess that means they're foreigners and not autist engineers like I thought
And people say 4chans a waste of time
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>>1482428
>staying in hostels
hostels in every country are shit what do you expect?
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>>1482428
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>>1482712
I bet you read or do things on phone while shitting too
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>>1486844
Ask the score next time, check if there is a German accent.
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>>1482588
It's when you grow up in American culture that you become obsessed with comparing dick sizes the moment someone wears shorts nearby you. When communal nudity is normalized, most people don't give a fuck. Can you also not resist staring at other people's dicks when using the urinal?
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>>1484120
the wonders of anecdotal evidence
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>>1482428
Whoa, there's a hostel in Oz? Can you get to it by following the yellow brick road?
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>>1482712
lmfao you vapid cunt
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>>1482712
how long are your showers that you get bored during it lmao
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>>1482428
I always though germans hated rap and listened to rammstein and kmfdm instead
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>>1490608
>80 million people surely all like the same music
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>>1490873
in a general sense
obviously they're all going to have different music tastes my individualist friend
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>>1490608
>>1490873
In general they DO hate rap. What they tend to listen to is schlager weird German songs about drinking beer and dumb daily life stuff for middle aged villagers. Which is the vast majority of the German population.

Only urban youth listens to rap and even then it's only a very small percentage as hipster/punk bullshit is very popular in most cities.
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>>1482428
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Wait, fuck. I am going to Germany and I love to swim so I will be going to the swimming pool weekly. Am I going to have to face lots of dangling penises every time I go?
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>>1492259
just look away nigga
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>>1492263
But do they expect you to be naked too? I heard some people (the Finns) will consider it insulting to not be naked if they are. Don't want to be eye candy for a bunch of creepy middle aged German dudes.
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>>1492264
you'll be fine. but if i was in this situation i'd use a bathmate and sizegenetics beforehand
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>>1492259
I've lived in Germany for 20 years and have never seen a naked dude at a swimming pool so i think you'll be fine
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>>1492259
>>1492264
I think you're confusing swimming pool etiquette with sauna etiquette
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>>1492384
I'm talking about the changing room (showering and changing in/out of swim wear) actually.
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This thread reminds me I will never have a relationship because the moment I hear someone fart or shit or smell the shit they left behind I immediately get disgusted by them eternally and cannot see them the same way again.
I once had a friend sleep over and he took a shit in my toilet and I walked in shortly after to brush my teeth and the smell was terrible. I never spoke to him again.
I know this isn't how things are supposed to be but I can't help it. Honestly I don't know why God made us shit, couldn't there be a mechanism were the body just disposes of unwanted things through sweat or hair?
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>>1492424
Conceptualise being so autistic
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>>1492397
Why wouldn't you be naked in that situation?
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>>1492463
Because I am not used to it. Most people in most countries do not shower naked with strangers.
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>>1492495
I know the stereotype is that Americans are prudish but this is surely just autism
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>>1492513
Are the Dutch also prudish? I lived there for a long time and everyone kept our swim wear on while showering.
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>>1482709
I'm a Texan and I listen to audiobooks while showering and pooping.
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>>1483009
Niggers are dumb and ruin every would-be public, forcing the atomization of society and privatization of all functions.
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>>1492495
We do in America. I’ve belonged to many gyms and we always showered naked.
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>>1482593
Some stereotypically pretentious euro blowhard (probably a bus driver or something) will likely come along and lecture passionately about the synergy, the social benefits of communal pooping.

No, dude. You're just weird and too much of a joiner to be anything other than cringey.

Stop it now.
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>>1490504
No doubt. What about global warming?!!! Thought these Yuroniggas was woke!!?
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>>1490908
The German rap I've heard from the 2010's has to be genuinely the worst music I've ever heard, and I've listened to a lot of music.
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All Germanic people are weirdos but Germans take the cake. They definitely have a unhealthy national obsession with piss, shit and especially nudism.
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>>1482593
>having a team shit





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