[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/tv/ - Television & Film



Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.



File: kevin.jpg (119 KB, 634x850)
119 KB
119 KB JPG
Do you think we'll ever get Clerks 3?
>>
>>100935199
no since one of the main cast member refuses to do it
>>
>>100935251
probably wise
>>
>>100935199
why does he dress like that? I mean he has to know he looks like the kid form big daddy. he's like fucking 50 now.
>>
>>100935199

Can somebody post the compilation where he points to his daughter in every photo as if he is serving her on a platter to another man?
>>
>>100935199
No, Jeff Anderson does not respect Kevin Smith's filmmaking. He barely agreed to do Clerks 2 and has made no bones to Kevin about how he feels regarding most of his films.
>>
>>100935353
Huh?
>>
>>100935316
Yeah but he can still get away with it desu
>>
>>100935368
Jeff is pissed that Kevin never offered to share his cheese.
>>
File: 1365647000591.jpg (60 KB, 328x450)
60 KB
60 KB JPG
>>100935417
And I forgot to attach the pic
>>
>>100935413
No nah not really
>>
>>100935417
Jeff never wanted to be in any of his movies in the first place. I think he lives in a mountain now with a bunch of old people.
>>
>>100935199
the only way it would work is them trying to take back a gas station from pakis or indians. Like a rival gas station war where they start selling gas on the street, but it's always sunny did that.
>>
>>100935413
Glad he is slimming down after the near death heart attack
>>
>>100935316

He could ditch the security jacket now that he’s skinnier.

Dude needs to talk to a therapist.
>>
>>100935471
I wish I was there.
>>
>>100935518
ah i didnt think about that reason for wearing a dinner jacket with shorts
>>
>>100935368
If he barely did clerks 2 why did he do Zach and Miri?
>>
>>100935199
When is Clerks 2 coming?
>>
>>100935368
Then why did Jeff do Zack and Miri two years after Clerks II?
>>
>>100935199
Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
>>
>>100935556

Yea I’m a former obeast myself and at my biggest I’d always have two layers on.
>>
File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (49 KB, 1280x720)
49 KB
49 KB JPG
>>100935199
He should play Max in an MP3 film adaptation.
>>
>>100935316
You will never experience the greatest decade in history. You will never experience the greatest decade which was also the last decade of original fashion.
How does that make you feel?
>>
File: 1.jpg (162 KB, 768x682)
162 KB
162 KB JPG
>>100935392

ok I guess I have to do it
>>
>>100935634

His style was never part of any decade of fashion.
>>
File: 2.jpg (44 KB, 720x480)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>100935647
>>100935353
>>
>>100935368
i heard its something about not getting paid
>>
>>100935647
>>100935682
Looks like your average proud father honestly. If my kid was that attractive I'd point her out too.
>>
File: 3.jpg (71 KB, 992x558)
71 KB
71 KB JPG
>>100935353
>>100935392
>>100935392
>>
>>100935199
Who knows? Clerks 2 was pretty cringey and shit compared to clerks/mallrats, so do we really need 3?

There's a good chance we might get some really big jorts though.
>>
File: KR1.gif (1.02 MB, 540x222)
1.02 MB
1.02 MB GIF
>>100935634
Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.
>>
File: 4.jpg (130 KB, 634x626)
130 KB
130 KB JPG
>>100935718
>>100935718
>>100935718
>>
>>100935613
Dang that sucks, esp cause fat people are probably warmer already
>>
File: 5.jpg (91 KB, 498x594)
91 KB
91 KB JPG
>>100935718
>>
>>100935647
>>100935682
>>100935722
>>100935765

It’s the same thing as the jackets - he’s just insecure and huge and not comfortable in his own skin and doesn’t know what to do in pictures.
>>
>>100935774
yeah but the second layer also hides all the sweat stains on the first layer so its still worth it
>>
>>100935618
The resemblance is uncanny
>>
File: 8.jpg (50 KB, 780x774)
50 KB
50 KB JPG
>>100935810

He named his daughter Harley Quinn.

Harley Quinn, Daddy's little monster
>>
>>100935914
you just contextually grossed me out.
>>
File: 6.jpg (116 KB, 420x700)
116 KB
116 KB JPG
>>100935947
>>
>>100935353
>>100935647
>>100935682
>>100935722
>>100935765
>>100935796
>>100935963
seems like that's just a thing he does though
>>
she has small tits which is a downside but she does have a nice butt and cute feed
>>
File: 9.jpg (80 KB, 635x357)
80 KB
80 KB JPG
>>100936039
>>100936039
>>100936039

>LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER HARLEY QUINN
>LOOK AT MY SHIRT THIS IS ME I AM THE JOKER AND THIS IS MY DAUGHTER HARLEY QUINN
>>
>>100936045
>>100935914
gib millennial pusy
>>
his movies are ok.
>>
>>100936068
>thinks everyone shares his fetish
>>
File: 10.jpg (101 KB, 564x1063)
101 KB
101 KB JPG
>>100936121
Yeah, it's a little weird how he presents her like that as if we are suppose to relate to him or partake in some way

>>100936090
>>100936045
Yeah, I don't blame him though.
>pic related

Before you say it isn't her, look at the tattoo in picture 6 >>100935963
>>
>>100936045
dayum
>>
T
H
I
C
C
>>
>>100936175
I wanna suck that mosquito bite
>>
>>100935368
Based
>>
>>100936175
>implying shes that skinny coming from man cow and his wife "pwns brown taint"
>>
>>100935316
>why does he dress like that?

Similar thing to what happened to Jhonny Depp. If you weart a mask for too long, you will end up becoming the mask.
>>
>>
>>100936175
except that tattoo is clearly different and not even on the same side of her chest
>>
>>100936255
>We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
>>
>>100936336
what in the fuck
>>
>>100936336
Shes kind of gross t b h
>>
>>100935199
I think when he gets to his 50’s we’ll get Randall and Dante being old as fuck and still working at a convenience store/restaurant/something minimum wage and embarrassing.

Old as Jay and Silent Bob will be interesting. I’d say it would be funny for everyone to be a fuck up but Silent Bob to be revealed to have a hot as shit wife towards the end of the movie, but since he plays that character I don’t think it would play so well.
>>
>>100936338

it's a mirrored image ya dingus
>>
>>100935462
I wonder why he had a heart attack?
>>
jinkies
>>
>>100936416
This was essentially Clerks 2 and it was pure cringe.

It was like hooking up with those cool kids you knew when you were 18 who used to be in a band and had sick parties and took drugs and were savagely funny and irreverent and seemed like they would go n to conquer the world, and finding them as paunchy unfunny dadjoke wage slaves but still trying to be cool and 'edgy' and failing.
>>
>>100936521
Daddy like
>>
File: 1512748716195.jpg (141 KB, 645x773)
141 KB
141 KB JPG
>>100936175
>before you say it isn't her look at the tatoo
>completely different face
>>
>>100936473

>hi i'm retarded and can't tell what her left and right is

this can't be a serious post
>>
File: 6346346.jpg (149 KB, 700x700)
149 KB
149 KB JPG
>>100936521

>tfw no trashy jew looking gf who enjoys cosplay with a name that forces her to be a nerd

h-how do I cope? Should I just have a daughter and follow the same path as Kevin?
>>
>>100936473
that's not how mirrors work...
>>
>>100936609

hey that wojak is marginally less stupid looking than most brainlet wojaks i've seen thank you i really appreciate that sentiment
>>
>>100936644
>have a daughter
Haha, let's not get ahead of ourselves here anon.
>>
the problem with kevin is he always announces shit before it's actually in process of getting made
>>
>>100936175
>>100936338

the real one doesn't have a tattoo, that's a necklace.
>>
File: gfdg54b5hg.png (852 KB, 1406x796)
852 KB
852 KB PNG
>>100935199
anyone else remember that time kevin got really fucking high and pretended it was definitely happening for a couple months?
>>
>>100935199
After Clerks 2, who the fuck would want it?
>>
File: ksdisney.jpg (137 KB, 588x675)
137 KB
137 KB JPG
>>
I'm starting to have doubts we'll see Kevin Smith alive in 2020
>>
>>100937283
one can hope
>>
File: 1501542670667.jpg (86 KB, 1280x720)
86 KB
86 KB JPG
>>100937259
what a pathetic little man
>>
>>100937607
still like his old movies, but i lost a shitton of respect for him after his "wah wah i'm so old" meltdown when zach and miri bombed and this:
>>100937008

plus now he's being a real fuckin weirdo acting like weed saved his life from a heart attack. dude's like the most annoying stoner on the planet, and i say that knowing tommy chong is still alive
>>
>>100936175

She doesn't have a tattoo though...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkgzWjcHCZJ/?hl=en&taken-by=harleyquinnsmith
>>
>>100935353
Is that man Harvey Weinstein?
>>
File: 1481248926331.jpg (81 KB, 586x620)
81 KB
81 KB JPG
>>100935947
>>100935914
>Kevin Smith gave his 17 year old daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, the real screen-used baseball bat from Suicide Squad.

>He included the following note:

>"You know what a totem is? It’s a powerful, mystical object that wards off evil and gives the bearer strength and power. Before you begin your journey where I started my adventure 22 years ago, I wanted to present you with this powerful totem."
>>
File: 1528840108893.jpg (36 KB, 400x400)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
>>100935316
>>100935368
It's funny how Jeff grew up and no one else did
>>
>>100940202
What’s up with him these days?
>>
>>100935251
What cast member?
>>
>>100936521
She looks like a discount Kat Dennings
>>
>>100940421
Randall
>>
>>100940421
The guy who plays Randall. He was hesitant to do Clerks 2 already and Harvey fucked him out of a shit ton of money that he was promised if he returned to do the role, so he said 'fuck it' to any sequels.
>>
>>100940202
THAT HAD BEST NOT BE JEFF ANDERSON HOLY FUCK YOU WILL FUCKING REK ME IF THAT IS JEFF "RANDALL GRAVES" ANDERSON TODAY.
>>
>>100940765
You could say that Jeff Anderson is the number one victim of the #MeToo saga, since he got fucked and didn't even get paid.
>>
>>100940387
Does the occasional acting role every once in a blue moon, but for the most part retired into a snowy mountain lodge.
>>
>>100940387
>On September 14, 2010, Anderson made his first appearance on Smith's SModcast filling in for Scott Mosier on SModcast #134. In his podcast, Anderson stated he had moved out of Los Angeles and into a "retirement community in the mountains" where he is "the youngest person there by 20 years." He also said he remarried in 2009, to an actress named Barbara Jacques[4] he met while house sitting for Kevin Smith.[1]

Last time he reprised the role was for a PC game he did back in 2011
>>
>>100935559
>>100935609
probably to afford his new house
>>
>>100940028
>Powerful totem
>Shitty prop from a shitty film your %1 dad bought you and attached an overly profound significance to.
>>
>>100936045
why is Kevin Smith showing off his daughter like a whore?
>>
can't wait to see this fail https://deadline.com/2018/07/rivit-tv-viewers-power-greenlight-tv-series-launches-kevin-smith-hollyweed-1202424384/
>>
>>100935199
A man who dresses like him has no taste so why would I care if he were to exhibit his tastes on motion picture?
>>
>>100940978
dude is living the life honestly
>>
>>100935613
Yeah but you probably had the fucking sense not to wear a fucking dinner jacket with cargo shorts and at least dressed like a coherent child at the worst




Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.