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Imagine looking like this
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>>100945796
You would literally have to say 0 words to any girl to have sex with them. You would just have to point at them.
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>>100945796
>>100945846

Yadda yadda yadda. Yeah, life could be easy autopilot. But what youre missing is the inherent struggle of the male condition.

Hes just a pretty boy. We're warriors.
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You can do it bros. Believe in yourself!
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>>100945796
imagine having an arm span shorter than your height
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inb4 the jellie jews come in
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>>100946006
T. Ugly motherfucker
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>>100946006
I didn't think it was possible to cringe this much
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>>100945846
>>100946006
yall must be virgins. bitches require spitting some game, unless you're well known rich and famous. if you were an average dude with this body, it would be easy but not the same as a smokin hot girl talking to a bunch of depraved guys.
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>>100946006
Didn't know a post could so based and so cringe at the same time
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>>100946032
...is that not normal?
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Find a lifting routine on the internet.
Follow it.
Get roids off some guy at the gym when you hit a wall.
It's pretty simple and tens of thousands of people have done it.
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>>100946103
>>100946100
>>100946099
>>100946077

;)
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>>100946006
This. Gamers rise up
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what the fuck is his problem?
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>>100946122

This minus roids.

>erectile dysfunction
>autism
>roid gut
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>>100946116
average arm span is equal or 1-2" greater than height
this man has very short arms
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>>100946137
>so rich you hire a fucking mall santa for christmas morning
based
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>>100946173
>memes
Roids are fine if you aren't a retard.
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>>100946100
>"bitches require spitting some game"
>"yall"

If you looked like that, girls would be throwing themselves at you.. I have a friend who looks almost that good and he fucks girls within 3 minutes of meeting them in the bathroom.
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>>100946137
This picture makes me wish for the destruction of the white race
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>most laughable Avenger pre Ragnarok
>most beloved Avenger post Infinity War

Jesus CHRIST!
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>>100946174
Yet he gets more pussy and has more money than you.
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>>100945796
>tfw cute and built good
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>>100946229
same
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>>100946236
*takes his money and puts it on a high shelf*
what now b*itch
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>imagine eating nothing but chicken breast and nofat cottage cheese for a year

Nah. He can slay any pussy but all he really wants is some McDonald's fries.
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>>100946280
difficult to tell desu
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>>100946122
>Get roids off some guy at the gym when you hit a wall.

Imagine being this much of a pussy and not enjoying the struggle itself over aesthetics.
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>>100946299
the stuff his trainer makes looks nice
I would eat it

https://www.instagram.com/zocobodypro/
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>>100946299

Thats the thing i dont get. The amount of intake to maintain a body like this is literally impossible for the everyday 9-5 working Joe.

10 meals a day. Let this sink in.
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>>100946173
>>100946359
stop being a retard
hollywood celebrities and actors aren't natty
And the body on OP's gif is not achievable natty at all.
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>>100946464
A dr seuss tattoo?
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>>100946006
GAMERS RISE UP
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>>100945796
/fit/ believes they look like this.
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>>100945846
>any girl
Sadly, the game scales with your level. Once you get to Thor-level of fitness you end up encountering women of similar status and they are not that impressed. I suppose you could slum it up with 6s and 7s but it would feel empty because there would be no challenge.
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>>100946006
That's why I love 4chan. The exclusive compilation of rare autists.
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>>100945796
Imagine looking like this but still having an average sized dick, would make it look super small
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>>100945796
Must be very painful to look like that
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>>100945796
if all that matters to you is women and getting laid then you're a fucking useless piece of garbage. it's not important get over it and find a way to enjoy life. fuck you
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>>100946946
Nigga in the gif looks like Christian Bale
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>>100945796
That looks ideal, but then I think about all those hours in the gym and about all those lanky motherfuckers who still get laid all the time, and i sort of stop caring much.
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>>100945796
Imagine looking like this
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>>100946006
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>>100947302
Are you black?
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>>100947367
Like a twink?
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Sure, give me about a year and a half
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>>100946006
>We're warriors
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>>100946137
Do you reckon Chris' cousins will grow up secretly wanting to fuck him?
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>>100946006
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>>100947693
yes
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>>100946006
>10\10
this was hilarious
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>>100946195
people underestimate how much money these actors make from doing blockbusters. Unless you're a retard with money like Johnny Depp, you're set for at least 5 lifetimes.
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>>100945796
I prefer Chris Pratt
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>>100946006
This is unironically true you fucking retards. If you never had to struggle, if you never face any hardships you're just a shadow of a man. Overcoming challenges is what makes you a man
>b-but muh cringe
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>>100945796
Meanwhile at DC
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>>100945796
I would go to sex tourism in Europe. Will visit some underground gay bars of Berling and getting gangbanged and fucked hard
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>>100948367
>Meanwhile at DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEHFqI2ZCM4
>these weak ass punches
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>>100949087
Doesn't change the fact that Levy is wearing a muscle suit and Affleck is now Fatman
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>>100946006
thank you Mr. Chris Hemsworth, words of wisdom indeed.
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>>100945796
God I wish that suit were me
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>>100945796
>gif
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>>100946032
are you an actual gorilla or something?
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>>100948059
he is definitely natty but his frame is god-tier. Pic related is a 10/10
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>>100948137
If your "hardships" revolve around you being ugly then you're just an envious fag.
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>>100946006
What it called when a warrior loses over and over and over yet never gets any better nor dies?
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>>100946006
based but also gay and cringe
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>>100945796
Couldn't have a minute rest , i guess. I've week off without exercise and would become fat
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>>100946006
based and redpilled
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>>100951190
Straying away from /fit/ and checking out the other boards really shows how little the general public know about fitness.
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Imagine looking like this
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>>100946100
Youre fucking dumb, if you looking amazing girls would be the ones being stuttering autists with you instead of the other way around
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>>100951468
IS that fat flab or synthol injections gone wrong?
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>>100950363
doesn't change the fact Cavill is the ultimate capeCHAD
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>get body like that
>still have my tiny needle dick
it's not worth it
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>>100946006
VERONICA
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>>100946006
>Yadda yadda yadda. Yeah, life could be easy autopilot. But what youre missing is the inherent struggle of the male condition.

So he's missing out on not being able to be loved and desired unless one has top 5% male genetics? Fuck poor guy
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>>100946006
Wew lad
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>>100951580
doesn't change the fact that Cavill will not be remembered as Superman, unlike Reeves.

Also, doesn't the change the fact that, in time to come, more people will remember RDJ, Evans and Hemsworth, than they will with Cavill.
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>>100945796
he's a big guy for you
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>>100946006
Cringe yet redpilled
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>>100946207
>meeting them in the bathroom.
bro i think your friend is gay
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>>100946006
based and redpilled
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>>100950363
I mean look at momoas weak ass punches
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>>100951099
jobber
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>>100948367
>>100949087
they should at least keep snyder around to get them in shape
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>>100946006
>>100950551
Imagine it's actually Chris and he wants to make us feel better by making us laugh.

Based Chris.
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>>100946006
>This many (You's) for such obvious bait
Have another, fellow Gang Weeder
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>>100946137
>those chokers
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>>100946946
she's deep in thought about gargling this dude's balls. she's not even being subtle about it,
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>>100953164
Based Chris
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>>100946006
>Hes just a pretty boy. We're warriors.
Remember to laugh at ugly people.
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>>100945796
I pretty much did last summer

T./fit/ goes to the gym for 2 hours a day kind of guy.

It doesn't really increases my chances with the ladies
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>>100946006
you speak for all of us
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>>100951014

Agreed. He's got that farmer build.
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>>100953672
His body isn't hard to get unless you have severe scars from beinf a fatfuck for awhile. Maybe like half a year of working out at least 4-5 times a well and healthy eating.
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>>100947693
can't blame them
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>>100946006

>mfw
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>>100946122

>man is in shape
>must be roids guise am I rite
>wheezes as he lifts his 15th hot pocket of the day to his gaping, greasy maw
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>>100946006
Made me kek
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>>100945796
a) he never looks like this outside of his roid period for filming months
b) he has a nice frame and is really good looking. i know several girls who would prefer him to be much leaner than it that gif. with that type of body he tends to be catering for a specific kind of girl (and they don't tend to be the best kind) and he probably is alienating a few.
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>>100945796
it would just make it that much more painful when i couldn't get laid
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>>100948137
Tell me about your hardship faggot.
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>>100951901
>will not be remembered as Superman
That's a good thing though. Reeves was a hostage of this role for his life.
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I'm bigger than him.

I'm still a massive autist.
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>>100955585
I thought he was more a hostage of his wheelchair
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>>100955604
Bullshit post your arm or something
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>>100946137
hey look it's miley cyrus
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>>100955692
I have no need to prove myself.

I was just pointing out that it doesn't make life easy mode, despite what people think.
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>>100946006
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>just be yourself anon, it works for me
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>>100948137
>abloobloo girls don't look at me
>hardships
Cringe
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>>100946006
>inherent struggle of the male condition
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>>100955768
you're not bigger than him unless you mean with much higher bf
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>>100956197
How do you know, anon?
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>>100945796

Can't imagine that. Dude is a fucking god. Only downside of having that body now is knowing how next to impossible it is to maintain as you age.
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>>100947367
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>>100945796
I wish I didn't have such skinny wrists
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>>100956340
me too anon. my forearms are my biggest insecurity. i'd rather be fat than have skinny arms, but even when i gain weight none of it seems to go there
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>>100946006
>We're warriors
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>>100946122
This doesn’t solve schizophrenia
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>>100956368
>my forearms are my biggest insecurity
when all my classmates would try on a girls watch as a joke and all the men would fail to get on and I could easily put on (and with room too) the girls would laugh at me
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>>100946464
>bulldogs
faggot
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>>100946006
based warrior
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>>100955942
Thanks for the advice, Chris. It seems to work for me too.
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>>100945796
Imagine if Thor was your daddy
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>>100945796
>Imagine looking like this
When you can look like this
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>>100945796
Ok, I imagined it. Now what?
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Incel thread?
But all the good (you)s have been given away already
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>>100956571
Cry that it will never happen.
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>>100956492
>invites girls home
>they all drooling over your dad and ignore you
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>>100946006
Oi Hemsy, nice banter there m8
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>>100946137
hey is that that westworld actor :D lol
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>>100946006
Darn right we are!
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>>100945796
Imagine injecting roids in your ass
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>>100946137
What a literally beautiful family
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>>100946006
The underground elite.
The armies of the great KEK.
Weaponized autism.
Mass cyber destruction.
It's true, true. Many such cases!
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>>100946006
I get what you're saying with the 'struggle of the male condition' line, but you need to work on your delivery.
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Why are all the biggest chads in Hollywood named Chris?
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>All the kids are girls
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>>100958377
Imagine if his name was Chad "The Brad" Magnus.
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>>100958374
>I get what you're saying with the 'struggle of the male condition' line
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>>100946006
FEAR US
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He’s got nothing else to do except get in shape and stay there. It’s his job. Give me three months in a gym with a personal trainer, dietician, chef and maybe some hgh and I too would look good.
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>>100946946
>he was talking about his mother dying and she was trying to not to cry
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>>100958543
You wouldn't look anything like that and even if you could get that fit you still wouldn't have his face which is one of the best in Hollywood
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>>100945796
I'll keep lifting and one day I will make it. I'll still be autistic tho
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Thor is pure. He needs no thots.
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>>100956256
just in terms of population cross-section, the odds of being a guy with more muscle mass than the OP pic are very low and i’m just playing the numbers game
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>>100951554
Flab
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>>100945796
> Imagine looking like this
You mean, 6+ hours on the gym every day, having to carefully watch what I eat and drink, literally doing nothing but living for my looks and still end up with a hairless torso like some teenage twink? lol, nope.
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>>100956543
Pablo was a hundred times the man these pretendos are though.
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>>100958543
Lmao please tell me you don't actually believe you would look like him that way
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>>100959023
Found the fat fuck who knows jack about shit
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>>100959023
You only need nutrition and roids if you have subhuman normie genes desu
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>>100958584
Wrong.
Generic pretty boy face, he can't anything that isn't capeshit.
It's much much better to be a Gosling, a McAvoy or a Redmayne than a Hemsworth.
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>>100945796
I'd fuck soo many black chicks lol
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>>100958401
you know what they're going to do after 10 years
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>>100946006
Include me in the Plebbit screenshot
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>>100946100
>yall
Fuck off chimp
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>>100959122
You're completely delusional. Redmayne would trade bodies with Hemsworth in a heartbeat.
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>>100959233
>muh body
If you really believe your problem with the ladies is not having a bodybuilder body you're either a teenager or a retard.

Once you have a respectable position/job, cool personality and are not morbidly obese(and even then, Milius and John Goodman are way more interesting than, say, Zac Efron) your body is not a problem anymore.
The guys that fuck the most girls out of college are artsy guys and photographers and shit like that, usually gym rats are reduced to date delusional female bodybuilders with giant clitoris.

Redmayne has range and can act in a variety of roles for a lifetime, Hemsworth will always be Thor and will occasionally get exploited a la Lundgren when he gets older and the only thing he will have is the body.
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>>100959348
>Milius and John Goodman are way more interesting than, say, Zac Efron
what makes you say that?
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>>100959348
He's gonna make a billion dollars playing Thor and you're totally insane if you think those dweebs could bang hotter girls than Hemsworth. And he's done several non-action movies and has one coming out soon, he's not as typecast as you claim.

Honestly you sound bitter and jealous.
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>>100946137
Aren't they vegans?
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This is a better physique. I would also say Chris Evans has a better physique.
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>>100951014
shoulders and arms too SMOL
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>>100946681
I do (but not as pretty or tall)
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>>100959425
>Honestly you sound bitter and jealous.
I would rather be jealous towards people like Elon Musk, Scorsese, De Niro, Gosling, Lucas and such than generic pretty boy #152 that will just fade away.
>>100959394
Milius is a goddamn philosopher, writer, director and in general interesting personality, Goodman is a good actor with range.
Zac Efron is a former disney bitch boy.

Again you guys live in incel city if you really believe Hemsworth body is all you need in life.
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>>100959348
This
Can't oulift a shit personality
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>>100959348
a respectable position/job makes gives you more value as a long term partner but doesnt mean shit if your only goal is to bang as many girls as possible. a good body helps a lot with picking up girls in bars. i agree with you on personality, if you are a total autist you are not getting laid even with a chad physique but a good body is always a plus. artsy guys fuck artsy girls and not much else. no girl i know would fuck a faggy wannabe musician or painter.
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Why are you guys assuming that Hemsworth is a moron without an interesting personality? That's what jealous dweebs always tell themselves about jocks, at least I'm smarter, but that's not necessarily the case.
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>>100946006
virgin cope
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>>100945796

I look pretty much like that and i am still a virgin. Looks isn't everything.
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>>100946006
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>>100946006
GAMERS RISE UP FUCK YOU VERONICA
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>>100949087
Depends on how heavy the back is my dude. I imagine that for a standard bag that Mamoa isn't super impressive, but there's different types obviously.
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>>100953742
You’re delusional, unless you’re including steroids in your estimation.
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>>100945796
...but without roiding
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>>100959348
>>100959635
>>100959626
Really it's your aggregate of all these values and the respective weighting of the recipient.
We try to condense it and make it simple because we want to try and focus our energy into one thing for maximum profit at minimum expense, but the reality is that there isn't an answer that isn't ambiguous.
Women have different preferences based on the type of relationship (short term = a greater physical attribute weighting, long term = a greater interpersonal attribute weighting) and their reproductive cycle (ovulation = short term, non ovulating = long term) but all women have different preferences within that and things like confidence, altruism, sense of humor all make a big difference.
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>>100953742

1 year? Get out of here loser.
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>>100945796
gimme 8 weeks with a weight bench, an elliptical trainer and some protein shakes and i guarantee i'd look better than that
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When did you realize that movies and TV-shows are just an excuse to look at attractive people? It doesn't even matter what they're doing really, an attractive person doing something uninteresting will always be more appealing than an unattractive person doing something interesting
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He's only 33, man. Any one of us can look like that after a year of dedication in the gym.
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>>100960109

You won't look like that 1 year of training if you start from nothing. Not even close.
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>>100960071
i could give you test, tren, primo, hgh and insulin and you wouldnt look better than that within 8 weeks unless you are already in decent shape. 8 weeks is basically nothing in terms of putting on muscle mass.
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wow le epic roided guy damn I’m impressed
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>>100946006
This. They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
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>>100960300

hell yeah dude

*brofist*
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>>100946006
I'M A WARRIAH
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>>100945846
Hi there, Elliot
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>>100945796
I would actually be able to go outside.
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>>100946100

>bitches require spitting some game

LOL
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I just found a nice, qt escort who accomodates my fetishes and is clean/safe and that I can afford to see once or twice a month, it's easier than killing myself to achieve an amazing body or having to improve drastically to find a real gf. The only downside is my confidence levels are rising and women in my life are taking notice, and I don't want them fucking up what I have right now.
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>>100960498

>The only downside is my confidence levels are rising and women in my life are taking notice

hahah, sure buddy...
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>>100959023
Buddy of mine spends barely any time at the gym and has around 6% body fat and good chunk of muscle. Some home workout here and there and also good nutrition.
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>>100960516
Well now my confidence is gone thanks to this epic burn
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>>100953219
I thought people were just admiring his shitposting skills. I think I overestimate the iq of the average poster on a regular basis
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>>100960529
no he doesn’t
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>>100960616
Yes he does, you fat fuck
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>be 7/10 average as fuck
>gf thinks im a chad, hotter than Hemsworth

I think its insane but girls have different taste. Just like how some men find model repuslive, someone who looks too perfect can seem unattractive to someone else
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>>100960664
please show me a picture of someone you think has 6% body fat
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>>100960671
Women have much narrower taste than men
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>>100960713
mate, that's what the scale at the gym says. if it's unprecise then he's maybe around 7-8%.
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>>100960671
Models being hot is a meme, they're basically walking coat hangers that display clothing well and nothing else. They don't have the curves most men desire, and are too tall.
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>>100945796
his goal in life should be to pass on his genes 100 times, not make movies
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>>100960498
what fetishes are we talking about here? has to be some weird shit if its hard for you to find a hooker to accomodate them. all the whores i fucked didnt even bat an eye if you did drugs in front of them and only wanted a little extra for anal or slapping them around.
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>>100945796
>Tfw look like that but 5'8" manlet
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>>100960498
>paying for sex
>increases your confidence
Ha HA HAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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5 years at a gym with a proper diet of meat and veggies and water and nothing else, will do that to you.
1 year if you have a personal pro trainer, and a rich man's ample free time.
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>>100961186
>implying it isn't 90% genetics
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>>100956492
My first goal is to get down to 90kg from 121kg.
My second goal is to learn to surf.
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>>100945796
t. god of thunder and HGH

>>100945846
t. perfect gentleman

>>100946032
t. basketball american
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>>100946100
Of course I'm a virgin. I've only just realised that if you want a girlfriend you don't go up to one and ask them to be your girlfriend, you get to know them then ask them out on a date.
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>>100961243
If by that you mean gender then yes.
Any man can get his natural testosterone production into proper levels if he stops being a hipster cuck, and all men regardless of genetics will build muscles if they constantly work out and keep grinding their muscle fiber and bleeding it.
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>>100961243
The height is, but nothing else. Losers blame genetics.
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>>100961294
you gotta be born 6'3 with that turbo chad face and frame though
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>>100961355
the op says 'imagine looking like this', it wasn't just referring to the body. that body on an ugly face wouldn't be half as striking. the guy is incredibly handsome
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>>100961360
Nope. Muscle builds with protein intake and workout.
As for pretty face, that's not relevant to the discussion of building a body of a bull.
If you have it you have it, if you don't at least your existing face's contours will be improved by getting a proper body instead of remaining at their worst version since reducing fat on the head has pretty drastic facial and contour changes.
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it's all about shoulder to waist ratio

narrow hemsworths shoulders and he'll look like a faggot too

broaden his waist and he'll look too stocky despite being 6'3
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>>100945796
Imagine looking like this
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>>100947693
they often do with their older family members, as long as they are not very ugly.
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>>100961411
>imagine having more makeup than snow piles up in Siberia
Nah i'm good.
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>leave aussies to me
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>>100946006
AYO GET ME INNA SCREENCAP BRUV
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>>100961411
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>>100958552
this for the 100th time
the wife is outside of the cropped area
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>Imagine looking like this
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>>100961034
abdl ddlg
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imagine looking like this
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>>100961617
his right forearm looks/is bigger than his upper arm

weird
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>>100961617
Should have used coconut oil, coconut oil doesn't leave stains on any textile after it's washed, so you can smother your body shiny all you want and get to smell good in the process too.
You haven't lived a life until you've had an oil play with a fine brown Latina
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>>100946006
snaB
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>>100959348
>date delusional female bodybuilders with giant clitoris
Bueno
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>>100946006
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>>100946195
this is extremely common and not at all expensive though
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>>100961777
I've seen plenty of muscle females in amateur porn and a big clit is a rarity.
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>>100946299
>>100946377
you're retarded if you think he's on some super strict diet instead of just roiding
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>>100945796
I will have muscles like that
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i love being gay
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>>100961662
but wears hair plugs
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>>100946195
Don't you people have on-call Santas in 56%istan? We do, it's not that expensive.
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>>100946006
this was a kino shitpost
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>>100961666
3/10 no girls would bang him
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>>100948463
Calm down Isherwood
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>>100945796
I'm straight but I would fuck him
No homo
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>>100962077
No usually an uncle or dad will be santa at parties because we're not faggots.
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>>100946006
This is unprecedented and i like it
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>>100960454
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>>100961411
my kinda guy
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>>100960807
>regular scales tell you BF%

lmfao. You are a mongoloid.
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>>100961936
Fugg
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>>100946006
>But what youre missing is the inherent struggle of the male condition.
You mean the pain, blood, and sweat of working out like a madman going to war and even making eating food a chore rather than an enjoyment?
I don't think anyone missed it, it's there in OP's gif.
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>>100962481
It's not a regular one, you utter moron.
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>>100962602
What magical formula do you think the machine does when you step on it that it can differentiate bodyfat and lean body mass you fucking bonehead
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>>100946032

t. little monkey fella
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>>100960713
>helmut sterbl at 4% body fat
Pic related.

Chris Fagsworth probably has around 8-9% bodyfat.
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>>100962628
THe kind that shoots an electric pulse through your feet
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>>100946116
>>100950830
>>100962642
I'm 6'2" with a 6'8" wingspan :/
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Imagine looking like this
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>>100962752
>go to itch your arm
>pop a blood vessel
>die
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>>100963016
Such is the life of the skinless.
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>>100960529
a body doesnt go below 8% bodyfat if you dont force it to with either drugs or starving yourself. if you are at 8% bodyfat you basically have no storage fat, going below is extremely unhealthy and will affect athletic and overall performance. 8-10% is the optimum. if your buddy has 6% and a lot of musle he is juicing. guaranteed.
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>>100962987
Is that Mac? He truly cultivated mass.
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>>100963093
That's what the scale said. Probably not entirely precise. So let him be around 8. Definitely not juicing. Point was, you don't need to do 6h a day to get Hemsworthy in pic OP posted
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>>100962929
start boxing you gigantic faggot and make sure you focus on your jab
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>>100946006
Based fellow ugly fren, we are true warriors!
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>>100946006
based
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>>100946137
even the dog is white.
10/10
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>>100946137
Imagine having such a good life.
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>>100946122
Won't change my deformed face. Yes I've gotten plastic surgery, really don't want to keep getting plastic surgery and look like a freak.
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>>100963295
All it takes is like $10m for the richest one and every sibling being a millionaire. Probably 1% of people have that. My family are close but not quire there.
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>>100955490
>with that type of body he tends to be catering for a specific kind of girl (and they don't tend to be the best kind)
wait, what kind of girl is that?
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>>100960454
just read the whole thing smirking at the thirsty women, then scrolled back up and saw his employment

TOP KEK
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>>100945796
I look like that.
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>>100962987
bad proportions, looks bloated, what's that a sign of again? insulin?
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>>100953947
>actors dont take roids
Imagine being this delusional, also there is literally nothing wrong with taking them.
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>>100963184
you're severely overestimating how close your friend looks to chris hemsworth in Thor Ragnarok
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>thinking you need to look as good as hemsworth to get girls

All you need to do is max out on beginner gains and then cut to 10-13% body fat and you will look better than 95% of dudes out there
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>>100962752
Imagine wasting your life on this.
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>>100963519
Nobody's saying you have to look like Chris Hemsworth to get girls, we're just saying it'd be amazing to look like Chris Hemsworth.
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>>100946006
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>>100963545
>only people who know you are gay guys on the internet

if hes gay i guess its a good pay off but i think a lot of these guys are just obsessed with the wrong hobby.
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either his arms are too short or his torso is too long
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>>100963680
it's both. chris hemsworth is a chinese weightlifter
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>all this cope ITT
holy fucking shit, you losers never cease to amuse me
thanks for the laugh
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>>100946006
>We're warriors.
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>>100963853
You seem to know a lot about all your gym members
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>>100946006
GAYMERS rise UP!
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>>100956543
I would rather be a billionaire with a private zoo than look like Chris
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>>100946006
>But what youre missing is the inherent struggle of the male condition.
If you stopped here it could've been a 5 star post.

But then you said, "We're warriors"
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>>100946137
Onions smiles. Also surpised to see whatshisface hemsworth is still with miley, fool
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>>100946137
>cop car
>white family
>white dog
>family festivities
Looks like the Hemsworth's are doing their part to save the white race. Are you?
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>>100946006
WARRIORS RISE UP
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>>100945796

Why aren't SJW's complaining that he portrays an unrealistic body image that is only achievable through extensive use of illegal drugs (steroids)?
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>>100964679
you're the one complaining about dad bod and basedboys
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>>100945796
Lifefuel for gymcels. Then they realize they arent going to get this body nor does anyone care about how jacked you are.
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>>100946006
Damn how can I get this much replies?
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>>100946006
>We're warriors.
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>>100956492
>posting the photoshopped version
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>>100946006
based
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>>100945796
do I need to get lucky with genetics or can I look like this if I eat and work out enough?
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>>100946006
>Gets rejected by Stacy
>"W-we're w-w-warriors"
How much blood did you shed on the battlefield today Anon?
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>>100965710
you can look like this in 18 months if you do a few cycles
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>>100964312
>2018
>still hating Miley
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>>100965710
the only things proper exercise and diet cant fix is hair and your face inside the eyebrow/mouth/nose triangle. like, if your face is ultra ugly, it will probably go up to normal ugly or medium with the loss of fat and gain of muslce

everything below the neck can be fixed.
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>>100946006
based
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>>100958377
Because it's a very common name, detective.
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>>100953118
DELET THIS
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>>100946006
*snap*
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>>100965254
This

Only face matters, Chris would be Chad if he was fat or normal.
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>>100946006
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>>100946122
fuck i wanna sully her aryan genes
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>>100960671
>7/10 average as fuck
Anon, I..
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>>100946006
where's shrek when you need him
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gay




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