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>Film begins with a dictionary definition of the title
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>>100954272
>film begins
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>flick begins with a fantasy daydream where the protagonist is a chad
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>Inspired by true events
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>main cast isn’t mostly homosexual
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>>100954317
>from the producers of
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faggot
/ˈfaɡət/
noun
noun: faggot; plural noun: faggots; noun: fagot; plural noun: fagots

1.
North Americaninformaloffensive
a male homosexual.
2.
a bundle of sticks bound together as fuel.
a bundle of iron rods bound together for reheating, welding, and hammering into bars.
3.
British
a ball or roll of seasoned chopped liver, baked or fried.
4.
Britishinformaldated
an unpleasant or contemptible woman.

verb
verb: faggot; 3rd person present: faggots; past tense: faggoted; past participle: faggoted; gerund or present participle: faggoting; verb: fagot; 3rd person present: fagots; past tense: fagoted; past participle: fagoted; gerund or present participle: fagoting

1.
archaic
bind in or make into faggots.
2.
(in embroidery) join by faggoting.
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>film begins with a long ass infodump about how the world has changed in the year 2056
>it's all text and no one reads it out loud
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>>100954272
>Character looks up the meaning of the name of the film on google
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>>100954454
>Scrolls by way too quickly
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>Film title is an intentional misspelling of a word just for cool factor
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>>100954454
>the text is too tiny
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>>100954552
BR2049 on DVD has this problem massively, I could barely read a word of the intro text and missed most of the location names too
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>A character says the title out loud
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>>100954583
Why the fuck do you still watch standard-def versions of new movies?
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>>100954583
>DVD

jesus christ, get with the times
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>>100954611
Blade Runner is my mum's favourite movie and she doesn't want to upgrade to blu ray, I bought it for her and we watched it together.
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>Film begins with a spoiler to the plot of the movie
>Still expects you to be shocked when it is brought up again later.
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>>100954272
>Film begins with a flashback of the protagonist as a kid
so original and relatable
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>film begins with shocking action scene
>scene ends, fade to black screen that reads "2 months earlier..."
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>>100954652
>Blade Runner is my mum's favourite movie and she doesn't want to upgrade to blu ray, I bought it for her and we watched it together.
You should kill your mother and then yourself.
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>>100954272
>film begins with a quote or poem
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>expect to watch a movie
>it's a film
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>film begins with a eulogy given about the protagonist
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>>100954454
>film begins with a long ass infodump about how the world has changed in the year 2056
>a booming voice reads out the text
I really like that.
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>>100954749
>Expect to watch a kino
>It's a flick
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>>100955019
>expect to watch cinéma
>it's a joint
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>>100954430
Bit of a long one, might have to do a Star Wars-style crawl
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>film called Black Hawk Down
>not fucking 45 minutes into the movie - "we got a black hawk down we got a black hawk down"

TWICE they say it, ridiculous.
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>title card appears at the end of the movie

You just gotta do things differently, don't ya?
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>film begins with a Nietzsche quote
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>>100954544
name 5 movies and 5 films who have done that
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>>100955908
>film begins with beyonce quote
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>movie starts
>after five minutes of arthouse gayness an out of tune piano key is pressed before you hear the sound of hit crashing from five stories as the title card appears followed by unsettling violin
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>>100954652
Wholesome.
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>>100954430
>no op in definition
ONE JOB
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>>100954716
cringe
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>>100955937
Pursuit of Happyness
Existenz
Boyz N The Hood
Terminator Genisys
Inglorious Basterds
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>>100956509
Cringe is still watching DVDs.
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>>100956515
leprechaun back 2 tha hood
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>>100954317
>Holocaust movie
>"Based on a true story"
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>>100954272
>film ends the same way it started
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> Film slightly touches on themes of insanity.
> Alice in Wonderland quote in the opening.
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>The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
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>>100954609
BRAVO NOLAN
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>a true lovecraftian masterpiece
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>*random sound*
>both characters say: " who did that ?"
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>>100954272
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>>100955962
some producers at hollywood should be gassed, indeed
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>>100954430
>join by faggoting
sounds like /tv/ LOL




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