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>>100958336
U wot m8?
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Proper fucked?
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>>100958609

U kno? Dags?
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I fuckin ate pikies
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Since I viewed this I always answer "I'm already sweet enough" when people ask me if I want sugar in my tea or coffee.
Thank you, Snatch.
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how do you guys feel about gypsies?
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>>100958336
>tfw i have big brave balls
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SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN YOU BIG BALD FUCK
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>>100958628
Oh dogs.
Yah I like dags.
I like caravans more.
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>>100958669
>tfw mincie faggot balls shrinking
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How did Gay Ritchie make two movies that are so quotable but failed every other project?
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What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?

>>100958665
Same here.
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>>100958665
I really wish I could do this but I like a teaspoon of it. Guess I'll just have to stick with "if I throw a dog a bone I don't wanna know how it fuckin tastes".
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>>100958767
>he doesn't think Sherlock Holmes is kino
plebs off my board now
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>>100958336
Do you know what Nemesis means?
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It's a fucking anti aircraft gun Vincent!
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Would you mind telling me who you are, besides someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
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>>100959000
Well I wanna pulses.
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You've done a rally driving course, ain't you Tyrone?
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>>100958969
>being so gay as to think Sherlock Holmes was kino
your a fag bro
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Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there!
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>>100958752
ya get a whiff of pussy eh?
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>>100959074
course I have
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>>100959103
why did tyrone not want to move? vincent vouched for him saying he could move when he wanted to, but we failed to see it in the robbery scene, what were tyrone's thoughts during the action?
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>>100959101
at least I'm a fag with taste then
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>>100959103
No don't move it otherwise people will see the damage.
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>>100959144
I got news for you fag. Your taste in movies is shit.
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>>100958685
>ANYTHING TO DECLARE

YEAH, DONT GO TUH ENGLAND
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>>100959171
you can't argue with dubs sunshine
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Is this the best british film ever made?
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>>100959217
ITS COMING HOME LA'S
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>>100959140
My favourite scene in the entire movie even to this day is seeing Sol and Vince watching Tyrone struggling to get his fat arse out of the car.
The whole scenes featuring thrm are just far too fucking funny but that one really sells how hopelessly inept they all are.

"Getaway driver? What the FUCK can he get away from!?"
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>>100959144
dubs prove his point
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Why is it ok for a movie to be so racist towards pikies?
Imagine if it were blacks or jews instead
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>>100959267
Pleb detected.

Pikies aren't considered a race. More a subspecies.
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>>100959249
any scene with the 3 of them is great but yeah them in the car was fucking hilarious. tyrone definitely have big brave balls
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>>100959267
Well, the blacks in this movie were protrayed as incompetent idiots and the jew as a shifty bastard.
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>hogs
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>>100959204
Go back to rebbit and take your dumb fuck taste in movies with you retard
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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS MAN TYRONE?
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>>100959386
how about you check these
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>>100959251
No it doesn't you autistic cunt
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>>100959415
that was a test, now check these
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SHE'S PARTIAL TO PERIWINKLE BLUE
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>>100959437
that was another test, now check these
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>>100959470
I'm doing a lot of tests today, now check these
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>>100959498
these have all been tests, now check these
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BECAUSE HE DODGES BULLETS AVI
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>>100959536
>>100959498
>>100959470
>>100959437
summer is here
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>>100959547
so are these dubs
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AVI!
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>>100959562
I meant these dubs
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>>100959591
as in these ones
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>>100959625
in reference to these ones
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>>100959625
pathetic
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>>100959625
So many people unable to check THESE dubs
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>>100959649
these ones here
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DUBS
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>>100959691
by the way of these dubs
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>>100959737
as in this way to these dubs
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>>100959771
as in this way to the reference of these dubs here
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>>100959796
by meaning these dubs
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>>100959819
as in meaning the reference to the way of these dubs
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get
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CURSED THREAD GJ
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>>100959837
directing to these dubs
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>>100959877
Well there you have it, Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is confirmed for kino.
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>>100959877
dubs kid leave
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>>100959905
Dubs CANNOT LIE
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What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
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>>100961079
2 minutes, Turkish.
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>>100959101
Mouthbreather
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STOPE CHORLIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtxwmCOCtyY
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>>100961162
It was two minutes five minutes ago
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>>100959267
Everyone in Europe is openly hostile about Gypsies. Its socially acceptable to hate them and I'm not exaggerating. Ask an Irish man about their gypsies, or an Italian about theirs. Pure scum lad
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>>100961359
pretty much. UK gypsies look a lot different than eastern european gypsies though, and i assume are slightly more civilized. our gyppos wouldn't have dags running around, they'd have them in their bellies.
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>>100959248
Kek
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>>100961500

British gypsies are just uneducated Irish families in caravans
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>>100961500
All we know is never leave your pushbikes around when the gyppos are around.
They're worse than blacks for stealing bikes and that's saying something.
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>>100959062
You'll raise hell, never mind pulses!
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>>100958855
The line is "open him up".
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>not one Brick Top post
YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE MY PEDIGREE CHUMS
AND I SHALL BE UNDER IT WHEN IT BREAKS
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>>100963142
NOW FUCK OFF
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>>100963142
Get your tongue out of my arse. Dogs do that.
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>>100963142
DO YOU KNOW WHAT NEMESIS MEANS
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>>100958665
Fug I actually do this too.
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>>100962994
Both are lines.
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In the quiet words of virgin Mary: come again?
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>>100958685
Doug's daughters were KhazarKino
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>>100961359
>>100961500
Which Gypsies are the worst? I've only seen the French ones.
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>>100959267
>pikeys roll into your local park
>plough up the ground wth tyre tracks until they find a spot they like
>post guard dogs to keep residents away
>pikey kids throw stones at anyone not deterred by dogs
>run generators and play music night and day
>local crime rate mysteriously doubles
>cars stolen
>houses, gardens and businesses burgled
>supermarkets ram-raided
>all-female shoplifting squads hit local stores
>ignore successive eviction orders from local council
>when there's nothing left to steal, move on, leaving weeks' worth of garbage piled in heaps
>repeat in next town
Dunno m8.
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>>100958336
hahaha very funny meme.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvWR_VIEpgw
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>>100958767
Hey, Man From UNCLE is pretty fucking kino too
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>>100965809
Who the fuck are they though? I mean, are they gypsies from another country? Why do they exist, who would want to live like that?
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>>100965809
I can't even throw my hobby boomerangs in my local park without getting harassed by police
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>>100958336
Car
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>>100966158
Europe has 3 different kinds of gypsies

Ireland/British isles you can find travellers, pikeys and tinkeys: they are white trash who adopted the Gypo lifestyle. There are real gypsies too.

Continental europe has the real gypos, these are people who resemble indian by the skin color and are almost animal like. Usually scavenge copper and other scrap metals and thieve people
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>>100966184
This. Most public parks in the states are regularly patrolled by police and some places you even need a permit to grill food or have a party of people over a certain size
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>>100966158
Where I live (UK) they're mostly Irish. We get a lot of Romanian gypsies too, but they're mostly involved in organised crime, under the radar.
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>>100961359
Pikies are not Gypsies.
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>>100965032
the magical kind like the weaslleys from harry potter

they sell you a christmas tree then spontaneously combust it for a laff
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>>100966184
If you were a pikey, all you'd have to do is shout "Racists!" and the UK police would back right off.
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>>100966782
If I were a pikey I would probably kms
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>>100966261
That's so bizarre, but also morbidly interesting.
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>>100965032
Irish ones. They go over mainland Europe doing dodgy tarmac jobs for people, go to England too. Then they come back here to Ireland and act like scum. They are racists, homophobic and theives. They even got themselves recognized as an ethnic minority under eu law. Males have a life expectancy of 65 .
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>>100963142
PUNISH HIM FOR ME ERROL
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>>100961359
>tfw Americans are always jumping to their defense
They don't understand. I would rather have have 100 black people than 1 gypsy.
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>faggot takes 30 posts to get dubs
>I do it one
Check em and weep
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Brick Top's pigs theory might be true. You have no idea how fast those fuckers eat.
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>>100968619
Snatch is such a fun movie that I always forget how gritty and disturbing Brick Tops whole operation is. Like when he kills those two guys in front of the boxers
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>>100968619
I rate it personally
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>>100967745
No. They're a disease to any society

not as bad as the french though
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>>100959074
Don't you worry about Tyrone. He can move when he has to.
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>>100968672
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO LOOKING AT?
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Pic related is the best Brit gangster film. Prove me wrong.
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>>100966782
A pikey wouldn't call the police. Their family would just batter you.
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Any other movies that juggle so many characters well?
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>>100970380
>they would batter me
they'd have to get past my jab first
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>>100959101
>>100958969
Truly a battle of intellectual titans
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This or Lock Stock?
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>>100971113
I simply cannot decide.
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Thoughts?
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>>100971219
Oops, meant to post this.
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I don't care if he's Mohammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters.
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>>100961359
Roma have the excuse of being Indian shits, your pikies are just Irish people LARPing as gypsies
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Is it a comedy?
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>>100971232
Pretty decent
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>>100971232
very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfNamZmzPc0
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>>100970443
Lock Stock?

But yeah it's unusual for a film to have a large cast of important characters.
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>>100971232
Some kino scenes but it went on a bit too long.
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>>100972483
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LAUGH AT THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ENGLAND
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YOU THINK THAT'S A DAG




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