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found this today. zoomer brother wrote this in high school. bet the teacher wanted to curbstomp this shithead.

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>>105818853
forgot pic
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your brother seems like a dipshit
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>>105818845
>>105818886
Your brother is such a lazy cunt that he can’t even do a public school assignment that literally only requires WATCHING movies. I can see the mental retardation runs in the family, considering that you post here. I can’t wait for him to join us all.
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>>105818845
>>105818886
Your brother is a fucking retard.
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>>105818845
God that WordArt title takes me back.
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hahaha what a dumbass
all he had to do was watch some normie-core movies and he whines about it to the teacher
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You watch movies as homework in English class. I hope to god that's fucking from Lithuania or some shit and it's an English as a second language class. If that's from a native English speaking country then I'm glad I'm a permavirgin incel, so I never have to put another retard into the shithole garbage fire that is this planet.
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>>105818845
how old is he? if hes like <12 then this is a forgivable level of stupidity
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>>105819173
he went to high school in toronto
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>>105819262
born 1995. he was 15 when wrote this
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>>105818845
It's partially your fault for not kicking his ass when you first noticed he was fucking stupid. You are one shitty older brother OP.
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I don't understand how people are so bad at writing
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>>105819347
well if i'm right and the author is op, it reads alot like the kind of posts i see here day after day
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>>105819383
This is an informal setting though. If you write an essay the context changes. It's not that hard to fart out an acceptable essay in an hour
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>>105819347
Most people are terrible writers. I was a teacher's aide in High School and the papers I saw were often abysmal. There were a few 18 year olds who had the handwriting of 6 year olds, too.
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>>105818845
>high school
yeesh what a retard if he writes like that
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>>105819314
fair point but im 10 years older so it's not really right for me to beat his ass, plus i moved away when he was 9 before his retardedness solidified.
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>>105819347
Because they don't read books, and even if they manage to read a chapter of Harry Potter their pattern recognition skills are so useless they can't apply anything they read to their sentence construction
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>>105819540
>talking to anyone more than 10 years younger than you
What is your problem?
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>>105819404
i particularly like the triple spacing
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>>105818845
Yeah, your brother. Right.
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>>105819578
OP is in a no-win scenario, isn't he
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>>105819347
Boys literally do not read. Now their phones correct grammar for them so it'll only get worse from here.
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>>105819670
>Boys
Shut up slut
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>>105818845
I can write better and I don't speak english.
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>>105819670
Fuck off, I've read hundreds of """essays""" and papers, both fucking suck.
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>>105819670
This is kinda true, I use auto correct so much I'm starting to forget how some words are spelled
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>>105819890
It's not just happening here. It's much worse in China and Japan. They completely forget how to write out their own characters without a smartphone and kana/pinyin
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>>105819298
95 is hardly a zoomer
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All you have to do is read a synopsis and maybe watch a clip or two on YouTube. I did that shit all the time in my high school movie class.
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>>105819967
haha born in 95 eh? fuck off tide pod eater, you're a zoomer.
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That's fake. The teacher only corrects some minor grammatical/punctuation errors, but doesn't correct major errors
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>>105819933
To be fair, Chinese characters are retarded, they should adopt a system that doesn't require you to know 30,000 letters to get by.
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>>105820087
also i think the teacher spelt "weeks" wrong
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>>105820083
Bullshit, I was born in 95 too but I don't eat tide pods, I listen to real music like Tool. No way am I a zoomer
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Your brother is based but he might be retarded.
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>>105819383
>tfw I improved my writing skills simply by shitposting here all day
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>>105820087
I've had some experience grading badly put-together assignments, and this actually seems reasonable. You can find and label all the grammatical errors in a two-page report in about a minute. "Correcting" a major error takes a little more time and necessarily involves more writing. If a student brazenly turns in a piece of shit and acts like a tough guy for it, he's getting an F and chances are he won't care if you give a good reason.
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>>105818845
>till
That's a real word and he used it correctly God dammit.
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>>105820083
>>105819967
>>105819298
95 is the boomer cut off, if you are born after 95 then you have absolutely no memories of the 90's
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>>105820140
>im not a zoomer, i like tool
lol fucking zoomer, when tool was big the kids who liked tool were the fedora wearing edgelords. fucking zoomer.
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>>105818845
>>105818886

He probably posts here
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>>105819670
>boys
Tits or GTFO
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>>105820325
I think the rule is you have to remember 9/11 to be a Boomer.
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>>105820225
Well, any writing is better than none. The problem is that just writing texts for social media, forums or 4chan can only make your writing mediocre, at best.
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>OP typed this up himself and bought a red pen so that he can pretend it was his retarded brother's homework
6/10 for all that effort
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>>105818845
Did the teacher write "you were given many weaks" or is it just a odd looking "e"?
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>>105820405
remembering 9/11 is for doomers. boomers have to remember aspect of the 90's and how things drastically changed in the 2000's.

Honestly the best way to tell if someone is a zoomer or a boomer is to ask them what their favorite wrestler was. 100% of boomers will either pick a 90's WWF or a WCW wrestler while zoomers will default to John Cena or Punk
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>>105820508
>who's your favorite wrestler dude?
lmao that's how you find a complete retard, not how you define a generation
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>>105818886
here's the best part guys
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>>105821081
You have nice handwriting.
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How the fuck is a movie "another form of literary art" and why the FUCK is there a check mark by it??
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>>105821121
it's real.
zoomers aren't allowed to fail in canada.
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>>105818845
>>105818886
absolutely based
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>>105821121

That paper got an A.
With that spelling and grammar, in ENGLISH class.

my god...
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>>105821301

whoops, meant for >>105821081
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>>105818845
>The Notebook
Cringe. The only movie we watched in class that wasn't terrible was Secondhand Lions. For some reason we watched 3 Holocaust flicks.
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Is your brother Holden Caulfield?
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>>105821081
>No comments

Yeah no actual teacher does that. Nice try anon
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>>105821081
>>105821301
It's a reflective piece. He's being judged on his introspection.
The guy probably had an actual assignment that he nearly flunked though.
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>>105820508
Al Snow
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>>105821386
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Why the fuck was he made to watch 6 movies?
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Your brothers dumb but the teacher circled things that weren't errors.
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This retarded switching to a general 'you' bullshit that people do in their essays is fucking aggravating. It's ubiquitous now.
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>>105821445
if i went through the trouble of wasting all this time faking this dont you think i woulda faked some comments as well

it's real
this is canada
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>>105818845
>the bucket list
>the notebook

what were the other movies?
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>>105821500
All of them were errors except 'till', which is just not accepted in formal writing usually.
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>>105818845
This is the reflection part of the assignment and you're trying to pass it off as the report itself. In fact since he says that there was a thousand little parts there likely was no main report or essay
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>>105820508
On this topic and somewhat related to OP, if the people itt thinks this guy sounds dumb, they will really get a kick of of this diary entry I made when I was small. I wrote NOT underneath it when I was a bit older and a lot less cool. I still listen to Creed
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This is hilarious OP, thanks.
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>>105820335
i voted for trump like a real boomer you cum eating cuckold
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They recently removed grade 12 provincial English exams in my Canadian province. Obviously these kinds of people, as well as the influx of immigrants, were failing basic English, so the easiest thing to do is drop the exams.
>tfw 150 word essay on kubrickienism due next week and haven't even started
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>>105818845
Teacher didn’t mark the run on sentences. You’re brother is a moron
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>>105821636

Then college composition teachers carry the entire burden of making them semi-competent, while being underpaid adjuncts.
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>>105821500
They absolutely were errors, among others which I might excuse due to it being high school, but I won’t excuse going into second person, holy shit.
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>>105820405
born in 93 don't remember it
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>>105821610
>boyfriend

something you wanna tell us
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>>105821583
>Not accepted in formal writing
Wrong.
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>>105821081
I mean yeah he utilized metacognition but he's still a dumbass.
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God I wish someone made tvposters watch 6 movies and analyse them properly
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>>105821717

Till is not accepted in formal writing, they want you to say "until" lol But that's only teachers that bother with formalism anymore. Either way, til is slang.
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>>105821704
i am girl
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>>105821301

I always forget 80% is an A in Canada
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>>105819933
Cringe and dishonestpilled. Why most you amerimutts project your insecurities onto others?
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>>105821081
I always hated these fucking rubric they gave you for grading. The wording is so fucking vague on that shit it basically means nothing. They don't tell you anything about your kid's progress.
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>>105820313
He was suppose to use the word until.
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>>105821301
>83%
>A
That's a B-
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>>105821897
80 is an A in Canada
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>>105819483
bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence though. ever heard of doctor hand writing?
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no way this is real. teachers assigning kids to watch the notebook and bucket list??
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>>105820325
I was born in 94 and remember nothing from the 90s
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>>105821783
>I always forget 80% is an A in Canada
The shit? Since when. 90 was an A when I was in school a decade and a half ago.
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>>105819967
'95 is peak xoomer, retard.
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First year college student essay starter pack

>exaggerated negative opinion on subject meant to look like they put thought into it
>misusing or mixing up two different idioms when adding fluff to paper
>randomly switching to 2nd person midsentence
>try to support an argument by saying, "many people think..." or "some people say that.."
>trying to throw in a quote and accidentally interpreting it to mean the opposite of what it actually says
>throwing a summary in the conclusion
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>>105818845
Stop bullshitting. This wasn’t your brother’s paper, it’s yours.
And you are a lazy numb nuts that disappoints everyone around you.
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>>105821995

Guess it was somewhat recent, weird af
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>>105821583
The opposite hombre. Till is the correct word. Also "base" was fine.
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>>105821766
It’s considered less formal than “until”, but it isn’t slang. “Till” has been an English word for longer than “until” has.
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>>105818845
there's no way on earth a high schooler wrote this, this is either a toddler or like an american stop trolling
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>>105822089
at 16 i was pushing round lotion bottles up my butthole and sucking myself off
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>>105822071
Right, till is something completely different, a noun. Anon meant til, which is an informal truncation of until. So the teacher could have marked it for either reason, which are both errors. You can actually Google that btw.
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>>105820225
lucky
it completely killed mine
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>>105818886
>>105821081
looks like teacher fucked him good when he had to present in front of the class tho

god what a fuckin retard ive literally never heard him say anything smart or insightful.

he's a capefaggot who thinks kevin smith is awesome
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>>105819383
honestly there are more grammar & spelling errors in that paper than the average 4chan post
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>>105821925

>80% is an A in canada

Absolutely EMBARRASSING and DISGUSTING
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>>105818845
This reminds me of those old images, from the early/mid 2000s or thereabouts, of the terribly shitty writing assignment written on different colors of paper that used google.com and tubgirl.com in the works cited.

I feel old.
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>no interest in films
>can't analyse anything
your brother is the average /tv/poster
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>>105822111

'Till' in old english is a preposition that meant something completely different. Modern usage of til is completely divorced from till, and is based on a truncation of until, probably started in poetry. No highschool student is resurrecting an old english word. Til is slang.
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>you were given many weaks
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>>105819347
I taught freshmen and juniors maybe 7 or 8 years ago. Their literacy was on par with 10-12 year olds
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>>105818845

>You were given many weaks
>weaks

Just point this out to the feminist dyke and tell her she's not qualified to grade you.
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Kids mature more slowly nowadays. I think that's the explanation for the phenomenon shown in this thread.
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>>105822288
So you wrote Superbad?
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>>105819967
Im 92 and my brother is 96 but he's definately a boomer. I think if you have an older brother you qualify as a boomer even born in 96. We played diablo 2 and shit together which zoomers don't even know exist.
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>>105822251

I see what you mean but it looks more like a deformed e, even tho it's different from the first one.
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>>105822303

Nah they just aren't allowed to push students to write properly anymore.
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>>105822245
>something completely different
And that is...?
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>>105822089
Your brother sounds like a spaz and you sound like a fag. And besides, with an 18 year old brother who you still live with, I bet you're a zoomer or a proto-zoomer yourself.
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>>105822339

In old English? Locative in a physical sense, similar to 'to' but not quite the same. Modern English useage is time-based.
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>>105822326
The writer's main problem isn't his poor skill, it's his unwillingness to do the assignment properly. That speaks more to a character deficiency than lack of intelligence or education.
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The grade doesn't really matter at all, it's the standard that is expected. For example, in USA, 80% might be a B- but relatively easy to achieve. Here 80% is an A- but generally quite difficult to achieve.

It also has always seemed to me that the grading for this sort of work is always very vague and difficult to follow. The instructor could read two more or less identical assignments but grade them differently if he/she perhaps graded them at different times and felt differently. The difference between an 80 and an 85 on a maths paper is simple to calculate: either you got the answers right or you didn't. What, realistically, is the difference between an 80 and an 85 for this sort of assignment other than the instructor's mood at the time of grading?
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>>105822427
Source? Also,
>useage
Haha.
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>>105822433
>For example, in USA, 80% might be a B- but relatively easy to achieve. Here 80% is an A- but generally quite difficult to achieve.
i don't buy this
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>>105822431
Not really, kids don't magically write well if they have a good character. It has to be learned like anything, and some people struggle. I know I'm on the internet tho so we're all about the distorted prodigy lens and dunning-kruger
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>>105821081
>lowest score is a 50%
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>>105822433
I don't know if it has much to do with the difficulty I think it has more to do with the system as a whole. I just looked it up (Wikipedia) and in America they award D grades. In NZ the highest above a fail is a C grade and so the ranges are necessarily larger.
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>>105822470

I mean you can google it, not like it's hidden knowledge. Wiktionary is usually reliable for etymology. Unless you have a source that shows otherwise?
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>>105822502
I'm not trying to argue that he's secretly brilliant, just that he almost certainly could have written something passable if he watched all of the films and did the analysis as asked, instead of writing some bullshit to piss off the teacher.
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>>105822470
>haha
"I have no argument so ill just point out typos"
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>>105822562
I did Google it and I can’t find shit except for sites that support my claim.

>>105822584
In any other context, I wouldn’t have pointed it out.
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>>105818845
>>105818886
He sounds like a shithead who couldn't be bothered to watch some fucking movies, so he just decided to ramble for a few paragraphs about how he didn't want to do the project, but he did it at 10 o'clock the night before it was due and never actually read it
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>>105822017
Fuck this makes me cringe so hard thinking about my high school essays
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>>105820508
Stop trying to make doomers happen.
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>>105822640

Feel free to post them. Do you study language?
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>>105822562
Wiktionary says “until” meant the same thing as “till” in Old English. “Until” also didn’t come around until after “till” and “til”. You’re wrong.
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>>105822017
>exaggerated negative opinion on subject meant to look like they put thought into it
idk about exaggerated but have you actually fucking been to university? Your opinions are more or less predestined to be negative. My first year ethics paper I had to write an essay on whether we should allow Syrian refugees and one on whether abortion should be decriminalized. Am I a brainlet tryhard because I said no to both of these? Consider killing yourself.
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We have to be taxed out the ass to pay for public schools goy.
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>>105822750
>I had to write an essay on whether we should allow Syrian refugees and one on whether abortion should be decriminalized. Am I a brainlet tryhard because I said no to both of these?
what grades did you get on them?
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>>105822168
>below level one
ya na, its fake, no teacher would write that, that would be a guaranteed way to get a parent to sue the school for discrimination im not joking either
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>>105821447
They recently introduced this reflective bullshit at my uni, it's the biggest fucking waste of time. Recently for a group project I got a good mark but lost points because I didn't go into enough depth about why my friendship with a group member facilitated a good working relationship.

They can fuck right off with this garbage, I just bet it's all based on 'peer-reviewed research' of half a dozen academics jacking each other off.
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>>105822699
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/till
>interchangeable

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/until-till-til/

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/should-you-use-until-or-till-or-til
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>>105819046
>making a post on here saying somebody is retarded because they post on here
What? As long as you’re aware.
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>>105822740

It doesn't matter if until came out after, everyone uses either until or its truncated form. No one is using the old meaning of the word. Modern usage is changed. And Wiktionary gives the meaning of til/till as a modern word, and the obsolete meaning in old english.

Your point is that he wasn't wrong because:
>till is older than until
which is irrelevant, since modern usage is what matters, and modern til/till is a truncation of until. And anyway, no one is arguing which one predated the other, it's simply a fact that it is considered informal, or slang. Slang doesn't mean something is derived from something else necessarily, or that it's less valid. It just means it's stigmatized against.
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>>105822211
>>105821925
It's literally not, I'm on the west coast and an A starts at 86%, in high school anyways, universities are almost entirely higher though.
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>>105822881
It should be universally 90% dogfucker
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>>105822795
an A and an A- because here only the final exam (60 to 70% of your grade) is graded by the course coordinator/professor while your coursework is graded by a graduate student who runs the weekly tutorials... guess mine turned out to be an alright dude but the professor is an import from berkeley so id be surprised if I got above a B- for the exam
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>>105822880
>It’s stigmatized against
By people who haven’t read its full dictionary entry, apparently.
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>>105822750

Really missing the point here, tho I know you're just trying to insert the sjw boogieman into the convo here.

The student doesn't care about or understand the issue they're ragging on, they just do it for the sake of appearance. Usually it's totally uncontroversial issues because the controversial ones are a headache for teachers here.
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>>105822912
Rich coming from some faggot with the highest levels of grade inflation in the west
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>>105819347
You have three grammatical errors in your single line post alone. I'm guessing you write like a complete retard too.
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>>105822862
Yeah the spelling part I was mistaken on. Either way is fine. But the usage is derived from until, not old English. Not sure how the spelling proves your other point though.
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>>105822940
This. All but the highest tier american universities hand out top grades like water... try being schooled in England
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>Metacognition is simply 'thinking about thinking'

What a useless assignment. I do love his terrible wordart though kek.
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>>105818845
>many weaks
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>>105822921

Which part? The part where it's correlated with until, or the part where there's some ancient etymology that no one was arguing except some autistic pedant who can't read wiktionary properly?

You keep changing your point from spelling to etymology and back, ignoring the fact that it's considered informal. And no, I never expressed any prejudice against it, it's just not accepted in formal writing.
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>>105821081
He wrote his name with red ink?
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>>105822985
lol ur retarded and blind
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>>105823031
That's the teacher's grading rubric. Nice try
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>>105823013
>not accepted in formal writing
Did you give a source for that and I missed it?
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>>105822881

Weird, I'm on west coast too and most places only go as low as 89 or 89.5 for an A.
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>>105818845

english isnt even my first language and i could do a better job

your bro is a lazy asshole and a fucking idiot bro
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>>105820508
What if I say Undertaker?
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>>105821445
lol dumbass. If there's a lazy ass checkmark to use those are the comments.

Besides, the guy actually did whatever it was. It's a good thing he realized how garbage these boomer movies he assigned was, and what a waste of time it is.

Watch 6 movies for no reason. Dumbshit assignment.
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>>105820447
Better mediocre rather than writing like a complete nigger or thot where 85% of the written content are emojis.
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>>105818845
Imagine having to share genetic code with this retard. The absolute state of OP.
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>>105823059

Not only does it literally say so in the first link you posted, you actually acknowledged it's considered more formal. Or do you not remember?
>It’s considered less formal than “until”
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>>105823089
I agree, school was complete bullshit and I'd hate to do it again.
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>>105820498

odd looking e, probably. You can tell because it's just like a deformed loop, which is the poor man's cursive e.
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MTV says generation Z starts after 2000

the AMA says after 9/11/2001

some say it starts as late as 2005

OP is a millennial and these are his own writings
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>>105823174
Less formal. LESS. I’ve found absolutely nothing to indicate that it’s “not accepted” formallh by anyone other than the ignorant. As someone who studies language, don’t you have a style guide that can lay it out more directly for a pleb like me?
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>>105823089
>t. OP's brother
Crack open a dictionary and thesaurus next time, fucking ignoramus retard.
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>>105823259
formally* dammit
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>>105823265
With time he will improve, everyone learns at a different pace.
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>arguing about semantics of the shittiest language on the planet
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I can't disagree with him. Being assigned to watch shit like The Notebook and The Bucket List? Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? What was the teacher thinking? This honestly sounds like a punishment for the class. No wonder your brother just threw the essay away. And he passed the assignment too, even when he blatantly didn't watch the movies and learned a valuable lesson of not wasting time on trash. Meaningless busywork.
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>>105823314
>Shittiest language
>Anyone who matters speaks it
Makes you think.
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>>105823235
>t. tide pod eating zoomer
>MTV says this so ya
the absolute state of zoomtards
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>>105823259

>Less formal. LESS. I’ve found absolutely nothing to indicate that it’s “not accepted” formallh

So your argument has come down to trying to "less formal doesn't mean informal!!!"--wew lad.

Same reason contractions are generally not accepted. Are you trying to frame this argument as, "unless there's some writing bible that says something is universally forbidden, that means it's not considered informal!"

Obviously each teacher uses their own discretion and decides what's acceptable or not. For instance, using "they" as a singular 3rd person pronoun. It's not considered formal, some teachers mark it down, but many accept it as an inevitable shift. There is no universal style guide for formality, there's just convention via rough consensus.
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>>105823423

*trying to say

Since I know this is the only part you're gonna respond to.
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>>105818845
>weaks
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>>105821610
>listening to Creed

Holy FUCK, Creed is terrible. Not gonna lie though, CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER was my jam as a kid
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>>105818845
>>105818886
i would have just failed that nigga for not not being able to spell simple words.
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>>105823485

late 90s-early 2000s alt rock was a mistake. Throw in some Loveline with adam corolla and dr drew and you've got the trifecta.
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>>105823423
And the crux of your argument is that your opinion is more correct? Why? FFS show me a single legitimate source that indicates it shouldn’t be used in formal writing. The links I posted all say it’s fine, unless I’ve forgotten the meaning of the word “interchangeable”.
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>>105820508
HBK. What am I
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>>105818845
>tell to the professor her favorite movies suck
>fail the assignment
all he had to do was hide his power level and nod yes, but he decided to be an edgelord and try to act superior
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>>105820325
What if I was born in the very last days of '95? I'm December 30th.
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>>105823575
>>>fail the assignment
Is 83% a failing grade?

>>105823590
you are a zoomer.
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>>105823590
you'd have to be born on the last day of 1994 to not be a zoomer bitchboy

fucking retard zoomers have no reading comprehension
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>>105818845
>>105818886
He's never getting into a good college with that atrocious grammar and juvenile, inappropriately conversational tone writing in a formal essay.
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>>105823080
Depends on age, but probably boomer since Taker right now is hated by boomers
>>105823550
Boomer minded, HBK is unknown to anyone either younger than 18 and that is if they are actually interested in wrestling
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>>105823541

The links you posted literally say it's considered less formal, which means a teacher who has a boner for formality is going to mark it down for being informal. Less formal=informal. Not sure how you're interpreting that as my opinion, but go for it.

And formality is literally defined by opinion, in this case the opinions of English teachers in general. Which is why every mention of til/till calls it less formal or less accepted in writing.
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>>105818845
>6 sources of material for a year 7 assignment

Jesus christ teachers are hacks.
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People born in 95 in 23-24 years old. Zoomers are strictly children who are still growing up now. I'm convinced half of you posting still haven't graduated high school
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>>105818886
>no just base weather its good or not on your own opinion but on the facts
fucking best part. absolutely based retard brother.
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>>105820313
So you failed remedial English too?
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>>105823758
t. 95 zoomer
eat some more tide pods
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>>105823758

How about 18-19 year olds born at the beginning of gen z?
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>>105823714
>Less accepted
Where. Fucking where. And you claim it’s generally not accepted, then say specifically that it wouldn’t be accepted by someone with a boner for formalism. Would it be accepted by anyone else, or do you think teachers are generally looking for petty excuses to mark papers?
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>>105823485
Weathered is the best album with the worst cover in recorded history.
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>>105823802
See I think the problem is that everyone has a different starting point for what is gen z and we're not far enough away that we can actually begin to really talk about it since we're still discovering the effects of prior events on generation's development.
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>>105822071
>Also "base" was fine.
This shit caused me momentary dyslexia and I had no idea if it was right or wrong but I knew something was funny
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>teacher can't even differentiate "week" from "weak"
Wew lad
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>>105823902
no
only dumbshit zoomers are in denial of the starting point.
if you were born in 95 or after you are a fucking zoomer. end of fucking story.

now go fuck off
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>>105823857

Highschool probably primarily, since they're supposed to be more uptight there. In college you might get an old stickler or an edgelord teacher who cares about it.

Less accepted in formal writing in an academic setting. Thought that was the obvious subtext here?

I think it depends on the teacher. I work with mainly college professors (which have been forced into a quasi-highschool role because highschools pass students even if what they write isn't comprehensible), and some of them will go easy on you as long as they can follow what you're saying and you make a good argument. Some will ride you hard for every 'til' and misplaced 'your' or 'they', and some will start marking them down if you pull shit like fail to cite sources or show zero effort in revising your papers. It just depends on the teacher and the mood. In my state they're even more pissed off because a measure was passed to force all incoming college students into college level composition regardless of what level they're actually at. They're getting rid of all the remedial courses that would help students catch up.

If you're legitimately curious, there are most likely formal grammar handbooks out there which cover it. I don't bother with them, mostly out of spite for one of my bosses who lives by them. I think also most of them become too rapidly outdated given the pace of change in formal English writing. But in 2010? I could see til/till being marked down.
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>>105822809
You're retarded. This was almost ten years ago.
>guaranteed way to get a parent to sue
I'm sure there's some out there like that, but even now it's nowhere near "guaranteed"
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>>105823956
95 is the boomer cut off, if you were born before the ending of 95 you are a boomer, after and you are a zoomer
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>>105823956
I’d like to be a Zoomer. Boomers get too much shit.
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>>105823956
So if there were twins and one was born on december 31st 94 on the last second of the day and the other was born on Jan 1st 95 on the first second of the day, one would be a millennial and the other a zoomer?

Even though they would go to the same schools, age the same, do they same things?
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>>105824036
The case you mentioned is the exact reason why there’s no official date that separates the generations.
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>>105824036
dont listen to him, early-mid 95 is last of the boomers since they have early memories of the 90's, zoomers would be 96 since the earliest memories they would have of is the early 2000's
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i actually think your brother is kind of cool and laidback, certainly not a genius. but watching movies in school is pretty dumb assignment. i hate the teacher way more than the brother.

it reminds me of a conversation i had with a basedbean father who was celebrating the fact that he had found the proper medication level for his 5 years old kid because he had sat down to watch a complete Disney movie. while i can appreciate that dealing with a hyperactive kid all day long can take a toll for a parent, i would have thought that a kid getting up and turning off a Disney movie 5 minutes in would be quite a healthy response.
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IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER A WORLD WHERE MOST PEOPLE DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNET AND CELL PHONES YOU ARE A FUCKING ZOOMER

PEOPLE BORN IN 1995 ARE ABSOLUTELY ZOOMERS

FUCK OFF
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>>105824120
I was born 97 and my dad had a pager. I don’t remember the internet, I used computers for paint.
I think that year is the cutoff, though.
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>>105824120

Remember that old horseracing game on win95 where all you do is place bets on randomly generated names for horses? No? then zoomer
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>>105824120
something only a zoomer would say
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>>105824173
I remember space pinball. Is that close enough?
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>>105824120
Zoomers don’t remember the semi-primitive Internet: Ebaumsworld and Neopets, and all the 1-minute videos that took 5 minutes to buffer.
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>>105824120
I think a zoomer is someone who doesn't understand the effect the financial crisis had on the world. So much has changed because of it and it was 10 years ago.
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IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER BEFORE INTERNET

YOU ARE A FUCKING ZOOMER

FUCK OFF
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>>105824194

I forgot about that desu. Legitimately kino game right there.
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>>105824273
The internet was a thing in the early 90's you zoomer in denial.
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>>105824266
stupid zoomer rationaliztions

do you remember a time before the interent? no?

FUCKING ZOOMER

END OF STORY
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>>105824287
FUCK OFF

INTERNET BECAME A MAINSTREAM THING WITH THOSE FUCKING FREE AOL CD'S THAT WERE MAILED TO YOUR HOUSE

DON'T KNOW REMEMBER THAT?

FUCKING ZOOMER
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>>105821768
Have you seen him lately? he's got the long hair again, but a horrible dad bod to go along with it...
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>>105818845
10/10 postmodernism would not read again
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>>105823485
I only discovered that song because of the Titan A.E. trailer that would play in every theater
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>>105818845
>weather
>your
>no commas at all
Was this written by a preteen? Fucking americans.
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>>105821768
Will you be my emo gf?
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>>105819347
It makes me want to kill myself. The fact that these nigger tier retards bring society so far down but are more succesful than me because normiefag charisma is so important in society
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DO YOU REMEMBER 56K INTERNET AND MOTOROLA STARTAC CELL PHONES?

NO?

YOU ARE A FUCKING ZOOMER

END OF DISCUSSION

FUCKING FAGGOT ASS ZOOMER FAGGOTS IN DENIAL
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>>105824498
>do you remember the resurrection?
>haha, fucking zoomer
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>>105824498
You mad?
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>>105824516
lol he's right tho zoomer fag
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>>105824498
>>105824333
>too poor to afford internet access in the 90's
>"Y-Y-YOUR A ZOOMER IF YOU DIDNT GET WINDOWS XP IN 2005 LIKE I DID!!!"
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>>105824434
I've done this before and gotten decent grades
>topic is Project Rainbow
>think I can just put it off since I have a ton of sources already
>night before the paper is due have nothing done and have to write 10 pages worth
>literally copying paragraphs worth of material word for word from sources, not even citing where any of it is from
>has to be written in MLA format so make the text size 12.5 which when combined with double spacing gives 10 pages
>teacher just gives me a 98, probably didn't even bother reading it just wanted to make sure it was done
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>>105824516
>>105824555
>>105824571
>le edgy post ironic metahumor
There Fortnite born in 2001 le 90s kids are the most insufferable autistic betacucks in existence
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>>105824567
>startac: 1996
You would have to have been born in the 80s to remember that.
I vote 97 as the cutoff. If you were in double digits when everything started going downhill, you’re good.
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>>105824613
>too poor for windows 95
>calls other people zoomer
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>>105824613
>zoomers
>being able to make any religious reference at all
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lol this "before internet" thing really triggers the zoomers in denial because they know it's true
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>>105824613
Why are you so angry?

Who hurt you?
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>>105824625
>t. 97 faggot

nice try. the main major difference between generations is the invention of mainstream internet access

if you can't remember a time before mainstream internet access you absolutely a zoomer
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>>105824669
Ok, now this is cringe.
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>>105824633
>>105824652
>I greentexted twice
>I'm so hella epic I win this internet argument
Zoomer faggot detected
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>>105824687
Mainstream internet access, at least in the US was well into the 2000s.
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>>105824657
What if you were born after 95 but before 2000 and were too poor to have internet or a phone until you were well into your teenage years?
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>>105824692
You are cringe sir
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>>105824669
>who hurt you
the most zoomer reddit phrase in existence
such fags
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>>105824687
>mainstream internet access
So 2005 and older?
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>>105824729
You are twelve.
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>>105824714
WRONG

MAINSTREAM INTERNET ACCESS STARTED WITH AOL

i love how these zoomer idiots try to argue with people who know what happened because they actually lived it and think theyre gonna win the argument
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>>105824698
You are a zoomer in denial kid. Admit it
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>>105824768
You’re confusing theoretical and practical events.
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>>105824774
>kid.
Lol. Hella fucking epic zoomerkid.
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>>105824767
I'm older than you
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>>105824752

mainstream internet access started with 56k modems you fucking zoomer tard

just because you and the people around you were too poor doesnt mean this shit wasnt mainstream

fucking tards
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>>105824801
How can you prove you are not a zoomer?
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>>105824459
I'm charismatic in addition to being a better writer than 90% of the population, but I'm still a total failure and death can't come fast enough. Cheer up, anon. You're not alone in this world.
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>>105821768
How much do you weigh?

What's the Rule 63 on this? I can't think of a simple question that could cut so deep for men.
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>>105824350
Yeah, he's not my boyfriend anymore, anon. I do like chub but he looks painfully bloated. It's all the energy drinks. He probably has kidney stones.

>>105824456
k
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>>105824796
ok zoomer

i remember the day the teacher came into the classroom and told us about this amazing new thing called "email".

if you dont have this memory. you are a fucking zoomer.

the difference between a millenial and a zoomer is one remembers a time before the internet and the other does not.

deal with it you baby faggots
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What comes after a zoomer?
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>>105824938
It’s not the internet: it’s the rise of only a few sites that service almost all traffic. That is the breaking point.
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>>105824944
the end of civilization
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>>105823485
>>105823875
>>105824350
Diary poster here, this was the based vid that inspired the entry, too bad the quality is so shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SaMRgPJD9c
best song for best attitude era
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>>105818886
>>105818845
based and redpilled chad younger brother, poor bluepilled cuckold brother posting on tv.
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>>105824958
ok faggot move the goalposts all you want isnt gonna change the fact you are a ZOOMER you tide pod eating baby faggot.
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>>105824944

Depends on your definition. But since each cohort seems to span 10-14 years, the first of the next gen are just being born or toddlers, so there's no real definition for them yet.
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>>105818886
based

this is the film analysis i can behind
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>>105824987
KINO
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>>105824980
What's wrong with this? Looks like a based af party for a 12 year old. Don't be such a salty bitch because your childhood wasn't this great.
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>>105824980
wtf is up with the burned hot dogs?
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Holy shit this site sucks now. Le zooomer doomer groomer bloomer boomer Npc million Wojak clones.
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Why do people on this site actually unironically call themselves boomers and are proud of it? Like do you retards not recognize how this meme started? You do realize you aren't actually a boomer right?
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>>105825008
this pic was obviously made by a zoomer because an actual non-zoomer wouldn't know what shit is going in that last column.

the cut off is aol. if you dont remember aol internet you are a fucking zoomer.

it's not difficult to understand.
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ITT seething incels
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>tfw zoomers will someday mock matrixers or whatever kids born in 2020 are called for never having experienced fortnite1

why must time pass
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>>105825090
Back in 2012 I distinctly remember /v/ making jokes like "If you remember MW2, Gagnam Style, Justin Bieber, Minecraft, and Hannah Montana, your childhood was AWESOME! Like and share if you were born in 2000!", as if in a "Hahah that'll never happen, when pigs fly. Like can you imagine that fucking CANCER? Holy shit holy shit holy fucking shit that'll NEVER EVER HAPPEN, NEVER!" sorta way.

Now though 7 years later, there's MW2 nostalgia threads on that board, and it's mostly 16-20 year old zoomers here these days, saying things like "Back in my day we had Minecraft not Fortnite! The Minecraft kids were so much more creative than the Fortnite cancer kids", as everyone older killed themselves.
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>>105824980

christ how fat are those kids
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>it's a student fails to complete basic parts of the assignment in any capacity, then asks why they received a low grade, despite already receiving a set of bullet points explaining episode
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>>105825214
>seething
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>>105821610
>stone cold steve ostein ?
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>its english 101 in community college and you the rich kid who is finaly taking responsability after spending 5 years playing video games but still has all the advantages of private schools and upper middle class upbringing are asked to grade the paper of the first generation college minority who works a job on the side and it's the most non english incoherent meaningless soup of words so you give it a C- but the teacher says thats a B+ and you transfer to the top 2 school in your stem field and go to grad school and your research sponsor company offers you a job and think back and think am I a good engineer because i deserve it or because of luck
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>>105818845
>many weaks
AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>105825169
I'm convinced /v/ is the most underage board on 4chan. Also the Nintendo cult there is a fucking blight on the internet. Probably responsible for turning more basedaboys into tranny abominations than all the sissy hypno videos on the entire web.
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>>105818886
>Regardless of if
Teacher confirmed pleb.
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>>105818845
>Asking students to watch absolute brainlet trash like "The Notebook" or "The Bucket List"
>"weaks"
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>>105821301
>Be English class
>Watch movies

Do they really do this now?
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>>105825362
With questions like these the hard answer is typically the true one.
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>>105825627
Pretty much every subject has that now. My english class would show weird VHS tapes that help you learn vocabulary. I remember one was two guys almost humping an exercise ball and going "look we're juxtaposing!" then spelling it out.

Mysteries of the Yeti was one in science, Romeo and Juliet (the dicaprio version) in Literature, hell even in P.E. we got a video on health.
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>>105820508
>favorite wrestler
flyover detected
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>>105818845
>You were given many weaks
The teacher is hardly better at orthography than the student.
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>>105818886
the utter state of zoomers, holy shit lmfao
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>>105818845
>you were given many weaks

Clearly the teacher is failing his students here, not the other way around.
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>>105821930
I dunno my guy, I have a child's handwriting and I'm definitely a retard.
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>>105825335
Kart.A vs Stone Cold Steve Ostern
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>>105821833
Isn't that what you're doing now?
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>>105824980
Switch fortnite to Crash bash, Mario party, CTR and tekken 5 and I'm down
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>>105825029
>based af

there is nothing suspicious about using those words while defending 12 year olds
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>>105824980
This is some redditor's 30th birthday his wife set up for him while she goes and fucks another guy, isn't it?
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My high school was so fucking shit, teachers often never turned up to class at all. One teacher went to prison for having a bomb.
God I hated that shithole.
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>>105824768
>MAINSTREAM INTERNET ACCESS STARTED WITH AOL
Yep I remember as a kid in the mid-90s the internet and home computers becoming super popular with the advent of Windows 95.
By the year 2000 people were already making fun of old people unacquainted with the interwebs since it had been out like half a decade+ by that point. I live in the US and was born in 86 so I def remember this as a staple of growing up.
By the 2000s the internet was already well established, but changing obviously with Google and social media popularizing.
The late 2000s solidified the cancer we have today.
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>>105819298
> 15
Jesus wept. Not a brainy family then.
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Global infanticide when ?
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>>105824938
I've noticed a lot of zoomers have this attitude that they are the first children to use the internet and are special snowflakes because of it. I think it may actually be an attitude being fed to them by their Gen-X parents, who didn't grow up with the internet, and viewed it as nerdy and stupid etc. And Xers mostly only started to use it when social media became very popular in the late 2000s. So they are actually mirroring their parents false memories.
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you tellin me the internet phone generation have bad grammar and spelling mistakes, yeah no shit
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>>105819670
>Boys
Everything about your post is true except you seem to think girls aren't just as bad about this. When they've literally been addicted to phones longer than guys have.
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>>105830139
females read way more than boys, mostly bestiality novels and fanfiction so it doesnt make any difference
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>>105818886

what was the movie list?
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>>105818845
>>105818886
Do Americans really struggle this much with their own language? I´m trilingual, and that makes me a fucking brainlet in my country, but it really seems like Americans don´t even speak 1 language fluently.





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