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>>215916007what did you think of my garden of eden theory
She nuked millions
>>215916027Using her feet.
i continue to be baffled where they're going with this show and how vince says he has material for 4 seasonsthere's nothing here
>>215916007boring chick drama pretending to be scifi
Hi Carol. Is your show woke?
>>215915995Even BCS had more plot development, character conflicts, interesting beats and twists.This show is like what it's like to play a game in noclip or cheat codes enabled, the sandbox eventually gets boring.
this picture but like pretend I made one of them the hivemind it probably doesn't matter which one
>>215916022it was interesting tho i don't think biblical allegory etc is really vince's or his staff's style.revelation was where my mom's mind went when she watched the first couple episodes tho, seems to activate those almonds handily
why wont carol just ask them what their plans are holy fuck carol just ask them holy SHIT
>>215916037Just have to wait for the big twist these shows always have
>>215916037Don't worry about it
>>215916037i'm concerned they might pull a last man on earth, where the mystery box becomes untenable so they break the macguffin.
>>215916040>wokesnowflake
>>215916053yeah I think so too, christianity is generally for hack writers.I just can't figure out where he is going with it. Probably because he admitted that he doesn't even have a plan and is doing his make it up as he goes plot.
I think we've seen enough of Nuke McPuker for one season. Bring back my boy Koumba.
How tf did this show get 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Is this really what peak TV is supposed to look like, a bunch of neatly shot scenes and a treading-water plot that just restates the premise over and over to flex the production value?I expected more from Vince. BB's pilot had more plot than this entire season so far. The problem is that Walt and Saul were highly capable and were able to affect their surroundings, Carol just complains and boozes.
These generals remind me of the Better Call Saul threads where people would complain nonstop about Mike scenes.
no worldbuildingno loreno charactersno plotno planno hypeno fanbaseno emmys
it's too boomer paced, so they can understand it, like the script was slowed down for the average boomer to understand
I didn't keep track, are all uninfected now accounted for? Or did Zosia still leave out some?
>>215916089>Carol just complains and boozesshe is just like me
>>215916101assuming zosia is not lying, yes, the paraguayan chad who told her to fuck herself would be the last
it's an intergalactic prank show, eventually an alien named Dorth'nob or something will step out of a dimensional door and ask Carol how it feels to be on Universe's Funniest Home Videos.>we killed your species, as a joke
>>215916096you say that but i still had to explain to my boomer mom what the chemtrails in the sky were after she had watched the first episode twice
>>215916037I watch even worse shit so this is okay with me.
Severance >yes even season 2
>>215916093>worldbuildingnigga it's YOUR world
>>215915978>It's obvious Vince generally loves the ability to do these long vibe scenes where nothing much happens, or some sort of exposition is conveyed. However it ends up being boring if there is no developing conflict.Vince is a hack who lucked out with the one shot wonder that is BB. Now that he's "made it" he's free to do exactly what you stated, "slow burn" being further justified by BCS.It's like how Rick and Morty's dialogue is propped up with 20% of it being belching and stumbling over words. Except the fanbase is a lot more pretentious.I liked Saul as a character but hated BCS, never made it past the first few episodes of S2>Prequel>Everyone in BB has plot armor>SLOW AS FUCK>omg it's taco!!! (meh IMO)>NOTHING HAPPENING ANYWAYS>"Jimmy flicks the "DO NOT TOUCH" switch>Realize I care more about what that did that anything else in the show>Know it's literally nothing important>Just another "CHARACTER'S PSYCHOLOGY BEING REVEALED" scene (with the subtlety of punching a fucking ham)>"We get it, he can't stop fucking with shit">DROPPED>Not sticking around through the shit for some "kino" bullshit with the token characters that can actually die who IDGAF about. If it was about Jimmy being on the run or some shit after BB it might've been able to do something. (Yes I know it's before/after but the after story being lame as fuck didn't help things)
>>215916137You mean the season that ruined the show?
>>215916123don't get me wrong i'm enjoying it i just don't see where they could possibly take it. i guess i could be pleasantly surprised
>>215916142it made some mistakes it was still good
>>215916007>you have to join the hivemind Skyler, we're so happyVrabo Bince.
so episode 3 was supposed to release today.is it out right now?
>>215916148Welcome back, Jonathan Banks.
>>215916154Yes, apparently Apple TV releases early
>>215916154yes 2 hours ago
Hivemind, genetically engineer mermaids for me, two types, one that is breeding compatible with humans and then one that isn't.
>>215916160>>215916165any suggestions where to download it that isn't appletv?
How does a baby hiveminder work? At what point does it have the combined knowledge of all humanity? At what point is it experiencing what Coomba is doing to the hive??
>>215916171Torrent Galaxy and The Pirate Bay
>>215916143Oh yeah, I get you there. When they started talking about nukes I got to thinking what if each of them gets their own nukes and starts wars with each other somehow, like really put the helpfulness of the plurbs to the test. I haven't read the previous threads I just finished episode 3 a few minutes ago.
>>215916007I thought the hive was going to refer to the busboy in the arctic hotel when Carol accused them of using Helen's memories again.
breaking bad was like 90% filler idk what you guys were expecting
>>215916054We'll talk about this later.
>>215916179got it with qbit, streaming sites are slow as shit.
All TV & Film is a waste of time. I just read the plot synopsis on wikipedia.
>>215916154Maybe
>>215916191yeah and it also sucked
Fucking FINALLYAn ACTUAL reaction channel reacting to ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A2K2I2YEIU
Honestly, sex in an ice cave under furs sounds fucking awesomeWe must return to our baser states
>--something you want that's not here
>Right, like you would give me a real hand grena-
>>215916171https://gofile.io/d/C1Oyw6
>>215916236kys for real
I feel like there has to be SOME kind of big reveal still coming to add some actual tension to the plot, what do we think it's going to be?
>>215916236
>>215916245thanks but already got it.I do appreciate the ddl though, maybe next weeks dump that as soon as you can.
>>215916251Zeus and the Motherfucking Greek gods burst out from mount olympus and start wrecking the shit out of the hivemind.
I didn't think it was possible but Vince somehow managed to create a female character that's even more unlikable than Skylar.
>>215916033Any grippers in this show?
>>215916191BCS was a big step up so it seemed like he was improving. This horseshit is another big step back.
>>215916210Why can't Carol accept her as her fucking waifu? What's the issue?
>>215916054
>>215916243>--'ll get it to you toot sweet!
>>215916281She's a malignant cunt
>>215916272Carol is actually literally me.
>>215916286oopsthis girl was so cute though did anyone else notice her
>>215916290Carol or the body snatcher?
I've missed The Leftovers
Anyone else notice in the beginning how Helen, Carol's publicist is apparently alive again, fucking hack fraud vince.
>>215916272Come on now don't talk crazy
>>215916177I feel like that wouldn't really matter since it's not like they are going to "develop" anyway. I'm curious how pooping would work, theoretically they know in advance when it's time to change them so they could just hold them over a toilet or something.
>dude just embrace the hivemind and have sex with ever mentally ill tranny on rebbit, tumblr, and 4chan at the same time.no thanks.
So is it going to be a running theme that Carol will get drunk and kill/nearly kill someone in a retarded way every episode?
>>215916297She's a child
>>215916303>As above so belowthis whole show is a wolf in sheep's clothing, the MOST important show to ever air.
>>215916317God I hope so
>>215916312shut the fuck up carol
>>215916312oh and every single indian.
>>215916317Yes, then when she discovers the cure she cures the last 6 hiveminders and one of them kills her for severing their connection to Christ.
name the greatest tv show of all time and explain why it's Dead Like Me
>>215916252kek I made this exact face before looking at the replies.
I feel like the hive wouldn't make mistakes like turning off Carols electricity by accident ...
>>215916342House
so what's the deal with the south american guy
>>215916328sar, you may not have the presidents plane sar.
>>215916307it was a flash forward 2600 days into the future where the hivemind has perfected cloning and brought helen back to life
>>215916122tbhfam it took me a while to put two and two together with the chemtrails and everybody spazzing outi thought they were long range bombers all heading to the same direction due to war breaking out... not to sound too full of my superior intellect but if chemtrails were "real" it would take much longer than 1-2 minutes for those (probably finely dispersed as a mist) chemicals to float down to ground levelon a different topic, were people this bitchy and retarded when BB and BCS aired, too? it seems the "better" the show the more mouth breathing retards fill the generals. i am used to shitposting on the /from/ generals, and that show is so trash i assume the average iq in those threads is mensa tier
>>215916361psycho chud
>>215916366>were people this bitchy and retarded when BB and BCS aired, too?Absolutely.
So the hive doesn't get drunk but do individuals get drunk? Does it impair their driving, memory recollectiong? Woud they send another one to pick up Zosia when she leaves?It would be interesting if the concussion weakened the hives grip on Zosia.Oh and it also confirms that Koumba is technically raping everyone.
>>215916361He had an actual hispanic accent thankfully. Gus' spanish was horrendous.
>>215916388the hivemind could get drunk if they all did it at the same time which is actually possible if she just asks them to do it.case closed boys we beat the hivemind.
NUKE EM ALL CAROLLET GOD SORT IT OUT
>ep 3 starts>hear a man enthusiastically explaining some arctic science>clock shows it's years before the event>get a brief but enormous rush that this is the introduction of the paraguayan survivor>for a split second super excited thinking we'll have an intelligent, rational, scientifically minded male characteranybody else?
>>215916245why is it only 43 minutes? did you cut off a couple minutes to troll us? why is the picture so small? can you reupload it bigger pls? why are the people acting so weird like they can read each others minds? where is jimmy?
>>215916390I don't think he's had english speaking roles before, but I presume he will turn out to speak english and is hiding that from the others
>>215916388>It would be interesting if the concussion weakened the hives grip on Zosia.They did say it was a heavy concussion too, that would be interesting
>>215916413BRAVO VINCE was definitely teasing people with that
She's 44 and 5'9 btw
>>215916423yeah they told me behind the scenes it was a mega big hematoma. it could be very intruigable
>>215916430I would cum en pluribus inside of her.
>>215916438Strange, they told me behind the scenes you were a huge faggot
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE LONG SCENES SHOWING THE HIVEMIND'S GRIP ON THE WORLD!!!!!Why not?
>>215916423If they managed to get all Helen's memories while she suffered a fatal brain injury I'm guessing it doesn't matter.
>>215916366>/from/ generals, and that show is so trash i assume the average iq in those threads is mensa tierI resemble that statement :(
Anyone who keeps saying "assuming the hivemind isn't lying" is a retard who doesn't pay attention.
>>215916430>>215916245These are two different people, granted I don't know any of them, but they both appear in Pluribus.
So if she asked them to make a hivemind antidote they'd do it?
this show would be 10x better with a miss huang
A couple of things that might be obvious but idk>the hive mind is lying>it is waging some kind of war or has internal issues so it has to ration power/food>it is preparing for an invasion or a space voyage or whatever, so it is starting large engineering projects and allocating resources more efficiently>the "do everything for Carol" is just localized to where she is, the hive mind is hard at work on its own projects elsewhere>the explosion snaps the other woman out of it and she becomes "normal", although it becomes unclear if she's still connected to the hive mind or notmy theory is that whenever the alien virus takes hold of a planet, it propagates through the population BUT by design always leaves a couple of individuals with their minds intact. these individuals are meant to rule over the planet, the rest turn into obedient drones. Having the drones simply exist with no guidance makes them too inert and nothing really gets done except basic subsistence. The active individualist minds that give orders are there to run stuff.
>>215916462honestly yeah given vince's love for showing the nitty gritty of different jobs i thought he'd be having a field day with this.the whole series of zosia coming to albuquerque the details of starting the plane and chocking the tires, them all flowing together, was complete kino.that kind of behind the scenes no dialogue busywork he usually devours and it's ultra comfy
>>215916488>These are two different peopleno shit, did anyone ever say they where the same ?
What did Paraguy say on the phone? My subs weren't translating.It's interesting that the hive couldn't tell you anything about him. Meaning he has no one close they could pull info from.
>>215916506>still thinking this is an actual sci-fi show
>>215916352What makes you think that the hive is incapable of making mistakes?
>>215916522Something along the lines of "stop contacting me you cunts"
>>215916506The hivemind isn't real. Everybody just got gaslight by social media.
>>215916430>She's 44 and 5'9 btwdamn shes 10 years older than me and same hieght im 5ft10wowuld fartten
>>215916487Why would the hive mind lie but elaborately keep up a charade to appease the few non-converted humans?
>>215916522someone translated last thread
>>215916522herehttps://youtu.be/TkLJ8ZH4pnE
What do you think of the life preserver analogy?
>>215916464The brain can be damaged in different places anon. It could be that Zosia was damaged in the place that the virus operates from.
>>215916559Ackshually he says "hijos de puta", which in this context could mean motherfuckers. Whoever did the captions heard "puta" and called it a day.
>>215916576i prefer the retard who shit his pants analogy another anon posed
>>215916601the what
>>215916594wouldn't that be more "sons of a bitch" approximately?
>>215916576The dumbest shit imaginable and I don't know why Carol didn't confront it on it
>>215916601>retard who shit his pants analogysounds intriguing, red pill me on this
Karen: The TV Series
>>215916559>>215916541>>215916594Hmm. I think Manousos was probably thinking he was contacted by the hive but Carol losing her shit might make him realize that he was talking to an immune individual.
>>215916352The hive is pretty retarded all things considered
>Thread less than an hour old>Already at limitthis show is taking over.
>>215916617Yeah but that's a literal translation and no one really says that. Unless you're Mario in the Robot Chicken skit.
>>215916610>>215916620if a retard shits his pants and tells you he doesn't want you to wipe his ass you're not going to listen to him because he's retarded
>>215916645That's the power of Vince.
>>215916576it's shit, it didn't throw a life preserver, it basically mind wiped the entire population without their consent.it just rationalizes it with that basic bitch "greater good" excuse.in its own words "we have a biological imperative" which is survival and expansion.
>>215916506>it is preparing for an invasion or a space voyage or whatever, so it is starting large engineering projects and allocating resources more efficientlyProbalby building something capable of projecting the signal to another planet with life on it. I'm guessing the hivemind dies out eventually or maybe it's just biologically compelled to spread the same way they want to spread to Carol.
>>215916657Personally I would listen and not wipe his ass.
>>215916657So what does that make the rest of them? Retards who have been forcibly wiped? Your analogy immediately breaks down and sounds like it speaks from experience. Go to the bathroom, I can smell the shit.
>>215916522Was I supposed to have subs on? I just ignored everyone that wasn't speaking English.
>>215916657I don't want to touch some retards poopy butt
>>215916671It's basically the same justification every missionary uses.
>>215916657this analogy as well as medical overtones, and even in those settings the ability to refuse care (consent) is the highest thing.with a retard they just have been deemed unable to consciously refuse or consent which is why they do it.but that is not the case regarding pluribus
>>215916537>>215916643It's probably just to show how the hive is living differently than normal humans. But it seems weird that they don't know where Carols' circuit is located. That facility had hive people working there who would know the system.
>>215916697no its fucking not. missionaries didn't stab a lobotomizing rod into every native they encountered to save them from "eternal damnation." the more you clowns try to sound smart the dumber you appear
So if negative emotions can harm the hive, do they get stronger with positive ones?
>>215916724The guy who knew that probably retired without telling anyone then died.
>>215916632I want to FUCK Karen in the ASS.
>>215916724It thought she was serious about a hand grenade. It would give a nuclear bomb to someone because they asked to be nice. The collected minds and knowledge of all humans is dumb as a rock.
>>215916726>missionaries didn't stab a lobotomizing rod into every nativeWhat do you think religion is?
>>215916734Yes, that's why they let Koumba pound them in the ass.
>>215916657I'd tell him to go to the bathroom NOW.
>>215916749>The collected minds and knowledge of all humans is dumb as a rock.that's because pluribus is something that is fundamentally not human, it just USES the collected minds and knowledge of all humans
>>215916772The entire pluribus then shit themselves.
Bingo board for the show
>>215916688There is shit coming out of their asshole.
>>215916779How does the hivemind handle the morbidly obese? Do they just quietly let the non-functional hosts die?
>>215916779Reminder we calculated that the hivemind at every moment is feeling the sensation of taking 94,000 simultaneous poops
>>215916758embarrassing
>>215916800My shits are still bigger.
>>215916726Maybe your shitty God doesn't do that but mine commands it.
>>215916643>The hive is pretty retarded all things consideredYeah probably. All the psychologists in the world and they didn't realize that Carol was sarcastic requesting a grenade
>>215916792i would swap in "Pluribus speaks through multiple people at once" for one of the weaker ones
>>215916827All the psychologists in the world are pretty retarded too to be fair
Pretty mid ep from our boy Gordon bros...It's over
>>215916835I think that falls under subtly sinister.
What did Vince mean by this?
>>215916759It's just like my doujins where they can also feel the pleasure of the person fucking them.
>>215916801Whether or not religion is the same as the hivemind is irrelevant, I just said the justification was the same. The missionary comes along to some people who have their own way of life and tells them "Actually you're a poor benighted people and you need what I'm preaching to save your souls."
>>215916848fair
>>215916854Oh no this portal gloryhole is connected to my own ass I can't stop cumming.
>>215916849>the ragun>the ra gun>she asks why>why>y>y the ra gun>the ray gunAlien ray guns confirmedBRAVO VINCE
>>215916849Wasn't that pretty obvious? I thought that "massage gun" was a euphemism the same as "tobacco pipe" is in a smoke shop
>>215916868>my hips are moving all on their own
>>215916860you must be disoriented.i was responding to your comment equating religion to stabbing a lobotomizing rod into someone
>>215916849Guy's a coomer
>>215916849Carol's just being hysterical and needs orgasm therapy.
Has anyone tried scanning the qr code on carol's package ?
>>215916915Did anyone call the number in the last episode?
>>215916915It's clearly fake, are you fucking dumb, anon?
>>215916940https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluribus_(TV_series)?useskin=vector#Marketing
Some questions>Are the pluripeople still reproducing? Or have they gone celibate? If they are, are they selectively matching people for eugenic purposes to improve their collective abilities?>Do the pluripeople see themselves as worth more than animals, or the normal humans? Would they save their own lives over Carol's?>Why hasn't Carol asked about major world conspiracies and if they are true or not?>Why did they specifically need experienced pilots to fly the plane when everyone shares everyone's skills and memories? Was it just to make Carol feel safer?
>>215916117The alien will show up and try to kick her in the balls
>>2159169491. Don't know.2. Yes. Yes.3. She's grieving.4. Yes.
>>215916915>Well done, reversos! You've found me, Vince Gilligan!
At this point there are only a few things that redeem this show>Carol mounts a war against pluribus and actually is fairly succesful at it somehow>Some huge twist near the end of the season which recontextualizes everything>Pluribus seperates into multiple competing hiveminds>Pluribus starts working together to turn the planet into a giant broadcaster to further spread the signal and the show becomes hard sci gi logistics/competence porn in earnest
>>215916949I'm curious if the "No Kill" rule is a biological compulsion, or if the virus has Asimov morality hard-coded.
>>215916984>>215916526
YOUR GRENADE OFFERIT DIDN'T UPSET MEIT AMUSED ME
I love seeing this hand gesture show up in every single episode.
>>215916949>>Are the pluripeople still reproducing? Or have they gone celibate? If they are, are they selectively matching people for eugenic purposes to improve their collective abilities?Probably not, seems like they're consolidating resources for the current population>>Do the pluripeople see themselves as worth more than animals, or the normal humans? Would they save their own lives over Carol's?No, the hivemind already explained it wouldn't fight back if an uninfected person killed a pod person>>Why hasn't Carol asked about major world conspiracies and if they are true or not?It's a TV show that needs to last at least two seasons so the mystery and function of the hivemind has to be dripfed>>Why did they specifically need experienced pilots to fly the plane when everyone shares everyone's skills and memories? Was it just to make Carol feel safer?Yes, anybody could have flown the plane but it chose pilots because Carol bitched about a cashier flying the last plane
>>215916105
>>215916949Speedwatchers out
>>215916995they obviously are prolifers you dumb fucking retard, of course they are still reproducing they literally cannot perform abortionsWATCH THE SHOW
>>215917003What would your Pluribus 10/10 waifu be?
>>215916307She's not her publicist you retarded speedwatcher, she's her manager. They just cut costs by not having a real publicist. Just like they cut costs by living together.
>>215917023potato tomatoe same same
>>215916307The world's actually a virtual reality and it suffered a glitch that brought Carol's friend back to life
>>215916742Yea this is probably it desu. This is so common people don't even fucking know - old knowledge gets fucking lost and people just kinida live on a prayer hoping they never need to use that information again.
>>215916724>relies on the knowledge of the service guys>they accidentally shut off the wrong circuithonestly pretty believable to me
>>215916558The humans are fun to them. They're just cosmic trolls. Every intelligent species evolves into edgy shitposters. They're going to say they were just pretending to be retarded.
Carol was literally too dumb to figure out they were being retarded on purpose to annoy her. The airline pilots even told her outright they were and she still isn't cluing in.>oh you told us you wanted a real grenade and we totally had no idea you were being sarcastic it's not like we needed plausible deniability to find a way for you to kill yourself because we can't do it on our own but if you do it it's finesies
>>215916007How much Zosia in the newest episode? Watching it for her.
>>215917149>How much of the main character is in the newest episodea lot bro
>>215917149she dies at the end. time for you to go away forever! good riddance
>>215917136Why would deception with the intent to cause Carol to die not violate their moral code but straight up imprisoning her or killing her wouldn't? It's not like the Pluripeople have to follow the law
>>215916054Not my call
>>215917136You're the one who's mentally insane, anon. They don't want her to die, they want her to live and be happy. It's not that they can't kill her, they just don't want to kill her because it's morally wrong.
>>215916908literally me after 2wks+ nnn
>>215917136I lost track of how many silly things they did, but there was the power outage too. "teehee woops we totally didn't mean to interrupt your tv show"and there was the grocery store.>awh did you want food? We had NO IDEA, woopsthey're playing with her
Are they out? Are the new episodes in?
>>215917136If the hivemind wanted her to die why did it intervene when she pulled the pin
stunt on a hoe
>>215917165>imprisoning her or killing her wouldn'tI mean would
>>215916052Need a 40K version of this.
>>215917204it's the rules. they had hoped NOT to be around when she did it, but it didn't work that time. They have to save her if they see her in danger. They assumed they would be dropping the grenade off and going home.
>>215917199they had no idea Carol would be shopping at that store
>>215916244I love you, avatarfag. Those reaction pics always make me chuckle.
>>215917203https://gofile.io/d/C1Oyw6one a week sadly
>>215917199>awh did you want food? We had NO IDEA, woopsThey were just going to deliver anything she wanted, no point in stocking a store just for her until she explicitly asked for it.
>>215917215So it can drop off a grenade but not just a truckful of vodka and pills hoping she drinks herself to death?
>>215917236>one a week sadlyThat is how TV is supposed to work. RETVRN!
Why the hesitation when she requested a nuke? Carol requested it. Bring it.
>>215917271collateral damage mostly. the animals would get hurt. maybe even another human
>>215916039making something watchable actually needs effort and a team of people who think alikebitches and minorities on the other hand gobble up every dogshit if at least one of them starts making fun of them not seeing it
Might've missed this, but were the scientists who found the signal mentioned? I'm pretty sure they're the nexus of the Hive Mind (Others) (Plurbs)
>I thought the hivemind was this way but the show says otherwiseOkay, then you had no reason to believe otherwise and you were wrong.
>>215917297There is no "nexus" and even if there was why would it be them? There weren't even the first infected.
>>215917321There was a nexus in Dead Space, why wouldn't there be one here?
>>215917292Also applies to the bazooka. They had no problems with Koumba killing animals so they could make a meal out of it
>>215917163Oh no!
>>215917230If plurb knows the exact breakfast she had 10 years ago at some b&b in the middle of buttfuck Kentucky, im pretty sure they would know that SPROUTS is her go-to grocery store
>1 carol spergout: 11 million dead>combined death toll of hiroshima and nagasaki: at most 200kso why hesitate about giving her a bomb?
>>215917347Because this show isn't aimed at 13 year olds.
>>215917431I'm 25 and I think the show would be much better if there were a central alien nexus with glowing orange weakpoints that can be shot at
>>215917401Yes but they also made her breakfast which she threw away. If they couldn't predict that she would throw that away they couldn't have predicted that Carol would be shopping there afterwards
I think the pretty obvious story telegraph here is that there is going to be some way to break people off from the hive and restore them to being human. It's definitely gong to happen with pirate waifu, and I think when it does there's going to be a tonal shift where she reveals that the plurb actual has extremely horrible intentions, like the total end of the human race, in order to make way for ayy lmao colonization, but for some reason they DO have a prevention in them that causes them to not be able to directly kill. Thus, it becomes a race for Carol to use her cuntiness to free humanity from the grip of the hive so they can fight back against the ayys
>>215917463She already refused food and deliveries from them several timesIf plurb cant tell she doesn't want their help, it"s autismomaxximo
Good concept. No good characters. I give it a 5/10
Did You Know: Karolina Wydra's character "Zosia" was meant to be killed off in season 1, her original purpose was to introduce Carol to the hivemind, but Vince thought she was so awesome, and saw the fans loved her that he kept her on for the whole show.
>>215917199 I can't wait for you fuckers to realizie that it was all just shitty writing. Just like how none of the other "survivors" doesn't give a shit about what's happening even though anyone above 70 IQ would.
>>215917493Carol is a good characterBeing a miserable bitch who is incapable of feeling happy is refreshing to see
>>215917514maybe when she asked for survivors the hivemind thought she was asking for "deep sea divers" and brought those instead.could be a cool twist
>>215917507That's about Aaron Paul isn't it
>>215917507Top plurbers have fact checked this to be true
>>215917514>implying theyre above 70 iqThe only one that should give a shit is the japaneese guy, but he's so fucking old he's probably thinking, "whatever. Fuck it. I was a salary man for 50 years. I paid my due to glorious nihhon society. No more"
>>215917515She’s ok but without any other characters beside the hivemind to bounce her personality off of she’s a one trick pony that gets stale quick. It’s all riding on Paraguay guy now
>>215917531What if Zosia showed up with a box of Budweisers?
I thought it was interesting how the different plurbs despite being monolithic seem to have differing experiences/emotions. like the kid in the hospital being visibly uncomfortable with carol's questioning, and nervously remembering to offer her a coffee. it's like despite being a hive mind they still retain parts of their disposition.it's kind of a frustrating show because carol doesn't ask nearly as many questions as I would, but I'll reserve judgement because we're still early and they seem to be going in that direction already. I'd be getting them drunk like carol did, like immediately. day 1 I would be doing fucked up experiments >ask them to isolate individuals from the hive, or get them to help me with surgery; try to physically find and remove the parts of someone's brain that are being used to connect them.>give them psychedelics, test every known substance. >ask them pointed philosophical questions about their transgressions against mankind.>ask them about religion. >try to see if they'll be willing to kill each other at my request. >gather some random people and have them perform or describe complex scientific/medical/engineering tasks, then get the world's top experts in those fields and see if their aptitude is any different. >get them to make art or compose music.have seen people asking how this could be any longer than 1 season but I do think there are many interesting directions this could go
>>215917514The others don't give a shit because they still have family they're coping about
>>215917535Lol
>>215917559I was hoping Carol would get Zosia shitfaced to see how she would react to that
>>215917549How is the hivemind not a good character? It's so interesting trying to figure out what they're all about. I agree that the other immune people are all dogshit, though.
>>215917559I was wondering that too. The family members were interacting normally with the survivors. Ravi definitely acted like a kid would. Beyond that, the hivemind itself has its own personality. It's completely subservient, but it is capable of self-expression.
>>215917559The problem with>carol doesnt ask as many questions as I wouldIs that if she does, like any sane person would do, the show would devolve into pure exposition doomping
I thought Zosia was getting buzzed when started excitedly spouting off "fun facts"
>>215917601Yeah but I play Metal Gear Solid, I'm autistic enough to handle that. And my special needs outweigh John Q Public's.
>>215917560Koumba doesn't care because it sucks pretty bad in Mauritania, his life now is a massive upgrade.
>>215917603a fun fact would be seeing the hive mind insert a beer bottle into it's vagina on live tv why didn't carol ask it to do that. maybe beer is it's weakness if it goes in the wrong orifice even, you never know with those alien types
>>215917236bastard bitch why you send video with no sound bastard bitch
BEER IN THE WRONG ORIFICE IS IT'S WEAKNESSthat's how come carol is immune, she'd been soaking her panties in alcohol because true alcoholics know that if you put in the rectum it hits your bloodstream without passing the liver which makes it way stronger and also doesn't appear on you breath so that is why she didn't get infected.case closed, I beat the hivemind
>>215917559Well, Carol clearly doesn't want to hurt any of the people, so she wouldn't go too extreme with the experiments. But yeah, any normal person would constantly be asking questions. It shouldn't have taken 4 days to get to this point. After the first night of getting drunk and processing everything that just happened, and then burying Helen, she should've spent an entire day just talking to the Hivemind.
>>215917598The thing is that the family members interacting normally was probably a sham, which was proven by Carol when she asked the jeetlet to describe his mom's pussy juices or whateverI think what would be the most intresting is if the exact opposite of what they described at the end this episode was the ACTUAL feeling of being in the hive. Carol described a series of things that were the best feeling ever, but what if the actual feeling is pure, unending psychologival torture from being connected to all of the world's brains at once and the sheer overload of information. Imagine if every plurb was in constant pain, like in I have no mouth and I must scream, and they are only outwardly presenting as normal and generally happy because the virus forces them to for its own survival and expansion
Why can’t carol just say it would make me happy if you don’t try to make me a part of the hivemind ever
>everyone here thought carol was the only serious survivor>now all she does is get drunk, watch old sitcoms and ask for weapons
>>215917535>>215917507i heard the same thing about the fat dude from Lost
>>215916007how long til they shag?
>>215917661Their biological imperetive to expand and their self imposed "moral obligation" to have her join outweigh her desire. In plurb's eyes, she would be happiest if she joined, even if she says otherwise now>>215917664She got discouraged because she met the other immunes and none of them gave a fuck. She feels like she can't do anything alone so she retreated to attempting to live like a hermit (literally me) and just rewatch her old favorite shows and animes. (Literally me. If I were in her position I would drown myself in K-on rewatches)She's obviously going to shift back into a proactive state when paraguay guy shows up and wants to do something about the situation, too
>>215917704Why is she handing her a buzzball, doesn't she know she is an alcoholic ?
>>215917718Anon, she's handing her a remote controlled vibratorIt's what helen would have wanted
>>215917679pretty much everytime you hear the claim that a cool scene in a movie was "actually adlibbed" is total fabricated horseshit I am so sick of it I hear it all the time I can't even remember the countless examples anymorethat scene in zoolanderthe bomb in batmanDjango Unchained
filler ep
>>215917560That doesn't make sense. After the first couple of hours they should realize that it's actually not their family that they're talking to, but something else that's posessing them. They should all want to get their actual family back. MAYBE one or two people would be ok with it using your logic. But not literally every single person in the group. Not to mention that none of them seem to give a shit about all the people that had to die for all of this to happen.I really like this show so far, but this one aspect is really bugging me. I'm kind of hoping for a twist that reveals that the group that Carol met were acually just part of the Hivemind all along.
>>215917740maybe some people are actually capable of playing things close to the chest>hmm this is pretty weird. better not throw a sperg tantrum like that blonde white woman, I don't see how it'd benefit me.
>>215917475I think it will be the opposite: they will want back in and confirm that it really is great and there is no evil alien intention. They'll also want nothing to do with Carol.
3 episodes in and Carol still hasn't asked plurbs any questions about sex, like if they desire it or enjoy it or if they collectively feel it when the Mauritanian fucks one of his concubines
>>215917740They're brown/bugmen, and the show is an allegory for AI.
>>215917601Yeah, but it still messes with the realism to not fo down that route. It's just a minor flaw with the whole concept of the show. That being said, it's nowhere near as bad as Severance Season 2.
>>215917775take the camera to the woods with your blonde hooker/whore and film your own tv show you can spend an hour asking her questions
>>215917704They will never do that since Zosia converted to Islam after living in Morocco for years and lesbian sex is haram.
>>215917740Lakshmi did realize, she's just in denial because it's too painful for her. The others are mostly old NPCs and have no idea what the hell is going on but their family is assuring them that everything is okay and they are just rolling with it.
highest IQ on 4chan here with a hot new theory drop on why the plurbs don't deny requests even for nukes....it's not that they want to make Carol happy like they drop into that conversation, that's a side objective at best if not just a cover, it's that they are literally incapable of giving a flat NO to a request/idea as a matter of how their brains have been reprogrammed... the reason why being that the plurbs aren't one singularity merged mind they're still independent... each has full access to the complete knowledge base of every accumulated mind but through biological differences will come to different reasoned outcomes on topics without clearcut provable definite answer and so the issue arises that if any one of billions of minds is able to give a NO VETO on any little plan of action, it's entirely likely to seize up on acting on many minor things and all major things, to prevent that seizing vetoing is simply not an option, any action by a member of the plurby has de facto consensus in this way by any objection simply being a note of dissent to be considered if things don't work out well after the fact.non-plurby members being able to take advantage of this inability to not consent is an obvious gaping flaw but one i think intended by the designer as a means of driving the "biological imperative" to fully conquer all life so there can be no exploiters of that flaw.
Why is this general slow as fuck now? A week ago they hit bump limit fast but now a new episode comes out and it takes several hours. Is the hype dead?
Everytime i see Rhea being grumpy i can't help but be reminded of how Bryan Cranston would do a much better job as a grumpy man that hates hivemind socialism Rhea needs a pinkman asap to bring some levity to her performance or the show is DOA
>>215917732Fuck you mother bitch, this constant complaint about "filler" why no one remembers modern tv shows a few months after they air.
>>215917840>claims to be high iq>too stupid to see everyone in this thread made up their mind 10 threads ago
>>215917753They were all isolated from the hivemind. They could've spoken freely.
cute dress
>>215917740It isn't too over excessive like you say6 people we've seen.1 is opposed (Carol). 1 is just being hedonistic and base pleasures which is not out there. In fact I think most people if put into a special situation would go hedonistic. 2 are old grandparents that don't understand much. 2 people fit the delusional description which while retarded is only 2 people.
>>215917869oh my fucking god this guy actually said that with a straight face. you would get instantly fucked in a Hive Mind situation because you're doubledumb.
>>215917852they're rewatching multiple times and running foreign language lines through translation and zooming in on background elements..... the brand of chips stored near the carts at Sprouts might be important information.
>>215917854>i can't help but be reminded of how Bryan Cranston would do a much better job as a grumpy man that hates hivemind socialismEnough time has passed for us to admit Bryan Cranston isn't that great of an actor. Even among 2010s AMC drama leading men he was totally mogged by Hamm.>Rhea needs a pinkmanZosia is her Pinkman.
Maybe I missed it but why is Helen alive at the start of the episode?
>>215916312it's only weird if you make it weird
>>215917917That's neleH. She appears at the start instead of the end because she's backwards.
>>215917760His superior BBC is probably enough for them all to feel it even when they're not directly fucking him.
>>215917930ecniV ovarB
>>215917917It's what she would have wanted.
>>215917917you should start your posts like >>215917838 announcing your IQ
>>215917917you missed the bigass timer counting down indicating it happened years before the event?
>>215917908>Even among 2010s AMC drama leading men he was totally mogged by Hamm.this. breaking bad was carried by netflix blowing up not because of the show itself.
>>215917860lol, hi hank
>>215917840You honestly could be right, especially with how they focused on the Mauritanian guy potentially taking advantage of them all in Episode 2.
>don't mention stuff from helen>mentions stuff from helen twiceis the hivemind retarded?
>>215917994it was doing it on purpose to annoy her. they hate karen
>>215917021kristen stewart but because she's in the hivemind she's no longer miserable and doesn't make herself look unattractive on purpose
>>215917994They do a bit of trolling
Maybe I missed it but why does Carol have plasters on her fingers?
>>215918018don't worry we'll get a flashback for that scene later on when it's no longer relevant
How the fuck did they bring over the fully loaded food trucks so fast? Being a hivemind doesn't also grant you the power of super speed
>>215918018blisters from swinging the shovel/pickaxe in her backyard for hours
>>215918018she got blisters from digging helen's grave
>>215918018She got injured from the grenade
>>215918044they may have anticipated her wanting the store back when they saw she was going there and had it prepared in like 20-30 minutes instead
>>215918044I'm guessing the food was just sitting there in the trucks, waiting to be transferred.
>>215917917time machine
>>215918018So when she is holding a pen her fingers don't chafe, it's like wearing a hard hat, but respective to her profession.
>>215918015>>215918010if they can't understand sarcasm. then i doubt they are trolling her
why was this nigga so uncomfortable when carol demanded a nuke? their "joining" killed far more people than nukes ever have.
Why doesn't she just knock all "others" over like bowling pins ?
>>215917271I think the hesitation is the hivemind showing they're actually afraid of Carol.
Filler. It's fucking filler. I thought Helen would demand to be flown to Paraguay to meet the spic but they just decided to bullshit us. Fucking shitty show.
>>215916142I was just telling my cousin that S2 was shit and he disagreed. I already fucking forgot what happened I just know I didn’t like it. But S1 was better though right? Fuck, my memory is shit
>>215916101that's an unanswerable question if we're staying in-universe but in meta it's unlikely there is more than 13 immune because the title of the show is a reference to the 13 colonies of the American Revolution.
>nuke everyone on the planet except 1000 or so plurbs >They no longer have the resources or manpower to create a cure for your immunity >Live out the rest of your days with your slaves doing whatever you want
>>215918107>I thought Helen would demand to be flown>I thought Helen>HelenYou know, if you're going to complain, at least learn the main character's name first.
How are people missing that speaking through Zosia, the hive straight up admitted they plan on keeping Carol satisfied and docile until they figure out how to assimilate her ?
>>215918096the answers you want are here >>215918151 and here >>215917840
It would've been better if Carol had just joined Koumba on his wacky adventures in Vegas instead of sulking in ABQ. Maybe she would've learned more about what's going on in America.
>>215918189Shows so shit even the character names aren't memorable.Seethe, shilling shitsoy shill
>>215918222well clearly this is going to happen i think she'll be bored by next episode
>>215918239>S1 E5. Got MilkWelcome Back, Mrs. Kettleman
>>215918239>Please, Carol>Please eat my pussy
>Home Repair #2Yep. Carol is still gonna be moping about the house next ep.(From the cast list on imdb for ep 4)
I just watched ep 3, ama
>>215918320Oh no no no Apple shills, I thought the next episode wasn't going to be filler...
just marathoned episode 4
>could have had a cast of 12 interesting non infected characters >they’re literally all npcs besides carol and gooner guy What a waste
>>215918239why was this episode called grenade?
>>215918354
>>215918338According to the reviews e4 and 5 are repititive. Just Carol being mad and isolated
>>215918386>>215918386
>>215918107Do we already have Gen Alpha on /tv/?
>>215918222You just want to see her Aryan body get fucked by BBC.
Pluribussy
>>215918239Yeah, the next episode is definitely going to be her testing the limits of what the Hivemind will do for her. I'm excited.
>>215916054She knows. The plan is to infect her.
>>215916064I never finished Last Man on Earth. What happened?
It would be neat to isolate a single hive person miles away from anyone else and fuck them while they wear a sensory deprivation helmet and bondage.