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>computer, initiate terrible star trek thread on 21st century image board
>increase shit posting by 400 per cent
>increase autism levels by factor 1 point 337
>disengage safety protocols
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Reminder that there is nothing wrong with Sub Rosa
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>>80678766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId6nrMDmUU
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>>80678766
you did not dislike what I disliked and therefore you are wrong
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>>80678639
For me, its Farscape
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Reminder that Sub Rosa is worse than any Wesley episode.
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Can they save Discovery?
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Is this the trek thread? I need help.

I have decided to watch the trek movies. I mean all of them. When do they start to get good? So far I've watched:

>1, terrible boring movie.unbelievably outdated. 1/10
>2, I liked it. Khan was really nice. 7/10
>3, feels like a step back. Kill Spock only to bring him back. 5/10

Should I skip everything but the whales movie and go directly to the new movies?
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>>80680497
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.
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>>80678639
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin
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>>80680497
The Final Frontier was a really cool movie
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Looks like this will be the end for your trek through the stars thread
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>His lidl thread yesterday got 10 replies so he's back to try again
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commander, tell me about your sexual organs
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>Computer, using my activity logs from the past 6 months as a base, run 50,000 simulations and calculate my probability of engaging in sexual intercourse with a willing female in the next five years.
>...
>Infinitesimal
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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
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>>80684628
He did go off the edge in the end.

>tfw you will never drink Kanar with Damar
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>>80684628
Apart from fucking that ugly bitch
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THE JewJew TREK MOVIES WEREN'T THAT BAD!!!

I actually liked them
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>>80678639
Just bought the Voyager box sets. Just breezed over the synopsis. This is going to be the best $220 I've ever spent.

>Dat Maquis and Federation tension
>Dat diverse cast of rookies, non-Starfleet members, holograms, Borg and new aliens
>Dat feeling of isolation and desperation of a crew of lost travelers
>Dat potential for character development and varying relationships among the crew
>Dat development on the Borg that is likely to ensue

This is going to be the best ride through a piece of science-fiction ever. I can't fucking wait!
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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
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>>80685252
>This is going to be the best ride through a piece of science-fiction ever
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>>80685134
Friendly reminder that Anjohl Tennan did nothing wrong.
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Why didn't Q just create an exact replica clone of Picard and go on adventures with him instead?
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>>80685252
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>>80685677
How do you know he didn't?
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>>80685677
>implying there isn't a dimension where that's already happened
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>>80685677
He cucked Picard and took his waifu instead
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>>80685452
CARDASSIANED
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>>80685813
but Picard real waifu only existed inside his head
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You will never tittyfuck prime Troi as part of your counseling session.
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>>80685996
Somebody post the webm
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damn...Ocampas really don't age well
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>>80686281
JUST
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>>80686281
white women everybody
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Hourly reminder that this and Nemesis_______ are good Star Trek movies.
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>>80686281
>Lien
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who was the hottest star trek girl and why is the only acceptable answer kira nerys, or, as i've come to call her, 'the diana scully of star trek'
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>>80688226
stop insulting scully
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>>80687650
The early scenes on the planet of peace are good
Apart from the embarrassing fan dance scene, the raid scene is good
The ending with the bird of prey is good

Everything else sucks.
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>>80688289

pleb
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>>80688226
but she's more mulder than scully
>I bet the prophets are behind this
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>>80688341
>forgetting the best parts at Yosemite
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>>80688379
Is this the real OTP?
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>>80688379
>likes a man in drag
>calls other plebs

even Odo looked more feminine
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>>80688482

maybe you're gay, nothing wrong with that

major nerys isn't judging you
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>>80688465
ezri x evil ezri is best
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>>80688442
They were really cringey

>I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
>Catching a falling Kirk by the ankle at terminal velocity
>Goodnight Spock-boy, Goodnight Bonesy-lu
>The awful singalong

Letting Shatner write and direct was a mistake
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>>80688588
>omg star trek is serious business!
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>>80688656
Can't you discuss this like an adult for once?

Remove Spock's jokes and get a competent director who can get a good performance out of the trio and you might have got something touching, but it was just comical nonsense which removed the heart the ending should have had.
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>>80685996
ywn never lick prime Troi's wispy mustache
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>>80688746
I'll discuss it like an adult when in the presence of other adults
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>>80688746
I disagree.
Go row your boat m8.
It wasn't any more cringey than any given ending of TOS episode.
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>>80686281

Meth is a hell of a drug.

>>80688588

Camp fire scene is the most comfy scene of the entire movie franchise.

>Letting Shatner write and direct was a mistake

True and funniest thing is that the actor he got worst out of as director was himself, but bill deserved his ego trip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
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For me, its Farscape.
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>>80688800
Eww
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Is it worth investing a pure week of my life into a TV show?
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>>80689157
Try years
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>>80689157
If the show is good.
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I want to get into star trek but have no idea where to begin as I hear conflicting things about the original series and especially season one of next gen

Spell it out for me anons
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>>80689177
>mfw brent spiner had to suffer for his role
>picard just had to act bald
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>>80689228
Have you ever seen anyone with exactly the same taste as you?

Watch every episode of the named series and make up your own mind as to whether you ever want to watch them again.
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>>80689228
The best film is Into Darkness and the best series is Voyager.
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>>80689317
>had to suffer
??
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>>80689352
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Is it bad that I find TNG seasons 1 and 2 bearable?
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>>80689204
10/10 episode.
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>>80689911
no
Hating them is a meme.
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>>80689177
gay=gay=gay
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>>80689959
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>Computer, simulate counselor Troi and increase her abdominal elasticity by 1,000,000%
>insert a photon torpedo into her anus on a 5 second timer
>safety protocols off
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>>80689177
>3 Sexual Offenders found in your neighborhood
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>>80685170
neelix is like wesley crusher but 100x worse.

i hate neelix with such a passion, no words could ever be enough to describe my intense burning hatred for this shitfaced son of a bitch whateverthefuckheis.

>>80685303
i heard that it is literally one single person who makes this post in each thread. i commend you, sexual organs poster, you're always there for us.
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>>80690475
Nebula class is the most aesthetic hull
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>>80688226
that's an insult to scully. dax was best girl.
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>>80691355
dax isn't a girl
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>>80691228
Looks like something a homosexual would drive.
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>>80680465
Can someone give me the whole enchilada on them?
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>>80691576
It looks cool, like an updated Miranda class
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>>80680465
Only if they are able to completely harness the power of Riker's beard.

>>80691195
The Neelix character was terrible in the series. In Star Trek Online, though, he delivers one of the best performances in the game, and is far less annoying.
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>>80694991
No, really. It looks like a man on his hands and knees with something shooting bullets on his butt.
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Ferengi are space jews, prove me wrong.


Also, why does the Federation let anyone it has treaties with break said treaties all the time?
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>>80697047
That's like, totally gay dude. wtf?
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>>80697674
Ferengi are space Yankee traders, actually.
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What's some non-Star Trek related personal information you fellow Star Trek fans would like to share with one another?

Me? I just gave birth to a healthy baby boy whose name is Raymond.
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>>80699172
last week I found out my dad died and I still haven't processed it
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>>80685252
AKOOCHEEMAYA ANON
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>>80699214
*leaves thread*
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>>80699172
My birthday is on sunday.
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>>80699172
I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP!
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>>80699398
Good. Sanctuary districts and World War III are the only way to make Star Trek real again.
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>>80678639
>disengage safety protocols
kys
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>>80688341
>>80688442
>>80688588
>forgetting the "i want my pain, i NEED my pain" scene that also showed mccoys complex over not being able to save his father, and a cure for his ailment coming out shortly later

i am so fucking disappointed in you people. fwiw the "bad" movies actually have some of the best moments imo..
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>>80701064
When Daigian Moseneillin rebuffed Nynaeve over Nynaeve's attempt to find a way to heal her of the mental anguish caused by Daigian's Warder bond to the Asha'man Eben Hopwill being severed when he died, I thought of this.
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>>80678639
>1.33
So slightly more autistic? Or is this a non linear scale?
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>>80690475
You'd think by the 24th century they'd figure out a more practical place to stick a torpedo launcher.
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>>80699878
When Mazrim Taim issued the order "Asha'man, kill" at the battle of Dumai's Wells and the front rank of the Shaido exploded, I thought of this.




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