[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Home]
Board
Settings Home
/tv/ - Television & Film



Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.



File: 6546.png (1.21 MB, 1073x697)
1.21 MB
1.21 MB PNG
>"My pussy smells like a small barnyard animal"
>"That's just the nature of a pussy"

As a male who has both worked extensively within the farming industry, and eaten a substantial amount of vagina, in my humble experience, this ISN'T the 'nature' of a pussy.
What the fuck is this fat cunt on about, seriously?
>>
>>80681975
My balls smell if I don't wash and that's natural. Doesn't mean it isn't disgusting.
>>
>>80682062
So basically the crux of her argument is that she has poor vaginal hygiene?
>>
>>80682414
>So basically the crux of her argument is that she has poor vaginal hygiene?
Yes, but she couldn't say it like that because she would appear crass and vulgar...
>>
DAMN MY PUSSY STINKS LMAO
>>
>>80681975
>I'm a dirty slut please laugh at my jokes
>>
Hope she dies
>>
DUDE I'M A WOMAN LMAO
>>
File: PSCdV.gif (959 KB, 430x324)
959 KB
959 KB GIF
>does lowest brow of comedy to stay relevant
>backfires when the well dries up

hopefully she leaves the industry for good this time
>>
>>80681975
Hilarious joke from an hilarious special by an hilarious comedienne. Shame you alt right subreddit gangs have to attack anything that threatens your frail masculinity.
>>
>>80682062
>>80681975
The smell would be quite fishy, nothing like a barnyard animal.
>>
>>80683562
barnyard animals usually smell like shit. makes you think.
>>
File: 1479151687631.jpg (94 KB, 1000x563)
94 KB
94 KB JPG
>>80683562
What now?
>>
I hope this hog finally closes the debate about whether or not it's "cool" to have lazy grooming habits. People who think it's hot to have crusty fucking underwear should be lined up and shot.
>>
>>80683562
>animal
>fish
You know what to do
>>
women are not funny.
>>
>>80683609
Herbivore shit smells "better" than regular shit though.
>>
>>80681975
>>"That's just the nature of a pussy"

That's why you are meant to wash them. Doesn't she know that?
>>
How long are you meant to wash your balls and dick for? I spend about 10-15 minutes on mine about 4 times a week.
>>
>>80681975
why would she wear that? it highlights how grotesque she is
>>
>>80683997
So the other three days of the week you dick and balls smell like a small barnyard animal?
>>
>>80684059
A 15 minute ballsoak is good for two days with fresh underwear.
>>
>>80682062
my ball stank smells pretty good
>>
>>80683997
I only wash meself once a week
>>
>>80684059
Balls stink is sweaty skin, it's nothing like a smelly vagina.
>>
>>80684151
>15 minute ballsoak
:^)
>>
>>80681975
My girlfriend's pussy doesn't smell like anything. This bitch is disgusting.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtjf3P--owI

>7:35
>I shrieked I went
>oink
What did she mean by this?
>>
>>80683845

Are fish plants?
>>
>>80684746
Are you a queer?
>>
>>80683997
I get a shower everyday?
balls included
>>
>>80683562
4 u
>>
>>80684880
>balls included
Goto bed Amy
>>
File: fuckmeright.jpg (25 KB, 639x447)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>80682062
>mfw eating fried chicken multiple times a week and not showering makes my ball stank smell something like fried chicken, I do it all on purpose because on some disgusting level I enjoy the revolting smell
>>
>>80682414
Yes and that's the joke.
Women are funny get over it.
>>
>>80685110
Yeah because poor vaginal hygiene is fucking hysterical right!
Shame she didn't tell us about her chronic halitosis and flaky scalp and plum sized hemorrhoids too.
>>
>>80685615
Gotta save some for part 2.
>>
What exactly makes a pussy smell bad? Asking for a friend
>>
>>80685772
>What exactly makes a pussy smell bad?
Have you ever seen one?
>>
>>80685772
Some women stuff poo poo in there
>>
>>80681975
>what is a joke

has the internet era really wrought this much damage on people that they can't understand what a deliberate and exagerated construction made for laughs is?
>>
>>80685772
Bacterial growth.

The vagina is a mucus membrane much like our mouth and digestive tract. It harbors a large amount of bacteria naturally due to the mucus membrane environment being conductive to bacteria metabolism. The vagina is also exposed to skin bacteria a lot and can be exposed to fecal bacteria if women are not hygienic.

Note that the smell associated with a fishy, smelly vagina is usually due to a change in the environment of the vagina. This may be a pH change, change in mucus content, change in skin bacteria, exposure to fecal bacteria, etc. Most often the issue is vaginal pH. As the pH shifts, a Gardnerella vaginalis, a normal vaginal bacteria, begins to overgrow other normal bacteria. The overgrowth is a repeating cycle. Change in pH causes overgrowth which causes more of a pH shift which causes more overgrowth... so on and so forth.

Now, a smelly vagina itself may not actually mean the woman is unhygienic. Some women actually over clean their vagina with soaps that can alter the pH themselves. This in turn leads to a smell that causes the woman to believe she should clean even more. The solution to something like this would be to use a pH stabilizing cream and to lay off for a bit on soaps. A healthy vagina should be fairly self-cleaning as the mucus maintains a proper pH and no bacteria overgrows another.

In the case of Amy, however, I assume she is probably all sorts of fucked by fecal bacteria, a sweaty cooch, and loads of sperm that have altered her pH.
>>
File: AMERICAN HAM.jpg (108 KB, 960x960)
108 KB
108 KB JPG
Excuse me for poor english I am not Ameirca but why does the Americans find the pig woman laughing funny? She is not funny comedy for me the pigs jokes are not. For me she belong in farm
>>
File: 1449173542937.gif (1.12 MB, 320x179)
1.12 MB
1.12 MB GIF
>>80681975
>>
>>80686035
>what is a joke
>usually it starts out by being funny.
Maybe I just don't get it.
>>
>>80686113
Wtf I love dick now
>>
File: 1478295546457.jpg (15 KB, 174x167)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>80686113
I wish I did not read that.
>>
File: 1337.gif (35 KB, 245x250)
35 KB
35 KB GIF
>>80686035
Hey, if the joke has to be explained it probably wasn't funny to begin with.
>>
>>80684032
that's what I was thinking, but then I figured it was to appeal to women who look like her and want to have more confidence about the look
there must be some better way though
>>
>>80681975
This is the reality for Jewish women, though.
>>
>>80683806
It IS cool as a fuck you to normalscum cleanliness mania. It's a statement of nonconformity
>>
File: 1440215098897.gif (1.18 MB, 300x188)
1.18 MB
1.18 MB GIF
>>80686035
>expecting nu/tv/ to have a sense of humor
>>
>>80686182
>>80686188
I'm the guy that wrote that.

Don't be alarmed. You have more bacterial cells on and in your body than you do human cells. This is just nature. Your skin, nose, and face are covered in bacteria. You could put your finger in your nose and transfer a million bacteria just in a tiny space.

Hell, some people transiently carry harmful bacteria like MRSA in their nose but they never get sick because it doesn't grow to a high enough population.

Bacteria are very beneficial. Without your normal bacteria flora, you would likely be dead or have many diseases. In fact, researchers are speculating if autoimmune diseases like diabetes may be linked to bacterial growth. Even things like Chron's disease may be linked to bacteria.

So don't fret. Normal bacteria are your friends.
>>
>>80686169
>>80686228
>i-it's not a joke if """''I"""'' don't find it funny!
Shit, we fucked up when we put you in charge of comedy.
>>
>>80685772
>Asking for a friend
Have you ever seen one?
>>
>>80686133
America was a mistake
>>
>>80686344
>tfw you are just a petri dish
I mean I always knew but its kinda disgusting when you break it down even if its not exactly a bad thing
>>
File: hello reddit.png (9 KB, 355x46)
9 KB
9 KB PNG
>>80681975
>and eaten a substantial amount of vagina
>>
>>80684996
>eat lots of salami
>ball sweat smells like salami

delicious
>>
>obsessing for a week over a comedy special you haven't even seen
The triggering is real
>>
>>80686344
Some I assume are good bacteria, but I'm sure most are pure evil and no way is a bacteria covered vagina ever going to convince me otherwise.
>>
>>80683997
You're a weird person. I scrub them briefly every day in the shower. About 5 to ten seconds does the trick. If you're spending 15 minutes washing your balls you're just masturbating.
>>
>female comedy
>haha aren't bodily function hilarious my pussy smells like fish XD
>>
>>80686467
No, there really should be no truly harmful bacteria within a vagina. If there were, it would be an STI. Normal vagina bacterial is perfectly harmless and not pathogenic.
>>
>>80686522
Bacteria shill pls go the CDC will deal with your kind soon enough.
>>
>>80686608
>implying I don't work for the CDC
>>
Does anyone know where I can watch this special ironically without giving her a ratings boost on Netflix? I've begun to see feminists shitting on it as well which is satisfying. I think she's finally imploding. Will be the best JUST of all time
>>
>>80686035
>talking about a smelly vagina or gross bodily functions for the 20th time is funny

BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>
>>80686522
>I have never heard of a yeast infection
What, did you not watch commercials in the 90s?
>>
>>80686906
yeast is fungus, retard
>>
>>80686344
>Normal bacteria are your friends.
fuck you bacteria i know its you
>>
>>80682414
yes
>>
>>80686344
t. bacteria
>>
>>80684200
is there anything better than swiping your hand through either side of your balls and taint after a long day and giving them a good whiff?
So fragrant.
>>
[imitates machine gun fire]
>>
>>80686906
Most of the yeast in the vagina are of the Candida genus and are already in your nose and on your skin. Most of this yeast is harmless until it overgrows. A normal vagina does not harbor any dangerous bacteria or fungi. A yeast infection is a pathogenic process of overgrowth. Of course an overgrowth can produce a problem but so could an overgrowth anywhere else on your body.

>>80686992
Yes, they are. Very good. Many people actually get this wrong.

>>80687038
>>80687130
Sorry, guys.
>>
>>80684664
what the fuck
how the fuck can a human even make that noise
>>
>>80686035
Sure, they're jokes. That doesn't mean they're good ones. That doesn't mean she's good at telling them. That doesn't mean she's not a fat cunt and you're not intellectually dishonest.
>>
>>80687195
>>80686344
Thanks, Doc.
>>
File: 1378965564138.gif (2.99 MB, 480x320)
2.99 MB
2.99 MB GIF
>>80684664
>my pussy
>>
File: 567474.jpg (153 KB, 1073x697)
153 KB
153 KB JPG
>>80685658
>part 2
>the bikini special
"My diabetes is soooo bad"
"You know what I'm talking about ladies right, woop woop!"
>>
>>80681975
>this is the pinnacle of american ******humour*******

you fucking shits disgust me
>>
>>80684611
A pussy smells. Your girlfriend is a man.
>>
my mom calls her ms piggy.
what about you guys, gimme some good names please.
>>
>>80686133
>______ happened and it _______

What does media mean by this?
>>
>>80687546
>Speaking of that cuck.
I swear she stole the "cum on my titties" bit off him too. I just don't know where I heard it.
>>
>>80687848
I already couldn't stand their stand-up shows, but this one is outright abominable
>>
>>80681975
Everyone bangs on about her material, which is fair.

What really matters though is she's a terrible comedian. From the very little bit I saw, she had punchlines that were her making noises. She looked and sounded so awkward that if I didn't know her, I'd think she was an amateur.
>>
>>80687140
yes. doing it the second time just to make sure
>>
amy schumer is the twitter screencap of comedians. you don't care but occasionally you'll click just because you're a fan of shit or maybe you want something to bitch about

I'm a comedy expert and like the only women alive who are funny is maria bamford, christine levine and bonnie mcfarlane. Bonnie slammed amy with a line "mostly parallel thinking" and my head nearly came the fuck off
>>
>>80681975
She's wearing leather because she thinks it would be embarrassing for her to wear all leather.

That's the extent of her comedy.
>>
>>80684780
Are owls birds?
>>
File: smug sanctuary.jpg (143 KB, 543x522)
143 KB
143 KB JPG
>>80688200
>I'm a comedy expert
Make me laugh
>>
>>80683997
Wash them everytime you shower which should be 6-8 times a week you shitpig.
>>
>>80688200
>list doesn't include Liza Lampanelli

credibility ruined
>>
Worst part about fingerbanging a girl is that if you don't wash your hands really well afterwards, they're going to smell for a while. Gets into your skin, that pussy juice.
>>
>>80686314
No it's not you disgusting beast. I don't overclean my skin since it's dry but when I fucking SMELL I take care of that shit.
>>
>>80688450
I'm not gonna shower 6-8 times a week. FUCK THAT.
>>
>>80681975
>fat cunt

You have your answer. Fatties are notorious for bad hygiene. She should probably go see a doctor.
>>
>>80688605
Lol just sit over the sink and wash the cheese off your balls hippie scumbag.
>>
>>80681975
>As a male
>and eaten a substantial amount of vagina
>in my humble experience

You're the class clown, aren't you?
>>
>>80681975
>s both worked extensively within the farming industry, and eaten a substantial amount of vagina

Doesn't even specify it was human vagina. I think we all know why.


So what does cow vag smell like?
>>
>>80688605
>I'm not gonna shower 6-8 times a week. FUCK THAT.
fucking whites
>>
>>80681975
it's almost as if she's a comedian and exaggerating on purpose. i don't like her comedy and this seems like another phoned in joke, but it's pretty standard fare for comedic hyperbole
>>
File: 1481668873596.jpg (20 KB, 210x240)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
>>80688605
>>
>>80684996
>on some disgusting level I enjoy the revolting smell

I literally tolerate the smell of my own farts and ball sweat.
>>
Reminder that Amy Schumer is a man

https://youtu.be/YYkM5y6BoQM?t=1m55s
>>
>>80683997
>10-15 minutes on just your balls

the water you must wast jesus christ.
>>
File: bearswin.jpg (37 KB, 359x488)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
>>80687231
>>
File: 1488763873575.jpg (61 KB, 643x737)
61 KB
61 KB JPG
>>80683532
>comedienne
>using female versions of words

Wow, I just can't anymore. Kill yourself, sweetie
>>
>>80689183
How can I waste water I paid for? It's not a waste. 6-7 minutes of a nice soapy lather. Making sure everything is nice and fresh. Rinse, repeat and rinse again. It's great.

Showers are great. I spend about 20 minutes on my hair. I should mention my showers are about 40-70 minutes long. I can't do that 6 times a week that would be crazy.
>>
File: 1489461703107.jpg (92 KB, 341x353)
92 KB
92 KB JPG
>>80681975
AmySchumer is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation, join me on this ride and you'll learn why!

She has expertly fabricated an entire ironic character that satirizes bad comedy. What's really genius is after creating her Persona she has begin to deconstruct the wide spread and pervasive "bad" comedy that can be found in most popular culture outlets, like the internet, or teevee.

She is likely three levels of ironic past anywhere you have EVER been. Jokes like

"My pussy smells like a barnyard animal, okay"

show the feminist struggle to reform and change culturally embedded axioms of comedy. Before our very eyes the paradigm is shifting, under several layers of irony that are only detectable by the patrician among us.

She is literally, with every joke, deconstructing patriarchal comedy, and making us ask deep in our hearts, what is actually funny in this nihilistic and unforgiving world?
>>
>>80689355
>How can I waste water I paid for?

Very easily, but we all know you don't pay for it.
>>
>>80684664
>4:35
>I lay on my back like that
>BRAAAP
What did she mean by this?
>>
>>80689470
No, I pay for it. NEETs don't shower at all.
>>
why do you keep posting about her if you hate her so much?
>>
>>80688655
If you never exercise your body you can get away with less than 6 times a week
>>
>>80686344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7G6GbTMOtg
>>
>>80688507
That's the best part, you pleb
>>
>>80684996
>coalburner




Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.