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>HE'S JUST SLINGIN PARTS FOR HARRY, MAN
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>Let's see Paul Walkers card

Bravo Nolan
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>>81873376
You can meme better than that.
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>>81873450
>>81873376
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>TUNA, NO CRUST?
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WATCH YO WATCH YO WATCH YO BACK
WATCH YO BACK
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>>81873478
thats a great dealt tbqh
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>>81873643
But I like the tuna here.
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>>81873339
hey, Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
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I like his haircut
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>>81873531

>goes 80mph in a 45mph zone and crashes
>his family tries to sue the car makers for instability of design, citing that seat belt placement can cause harm upon impact.
>paul walker died in an inferno caused by his indirect action of not stopping his friend going too fast

When did his family become such gold diggers?
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YO TALK TO ME JESSE
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>>81873729

YO MAN, I GOT DAT A-D-D

CARS JUS CHILL ME OUT BRAH
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>>81873478
>faggot
I miss the early 2000's.
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>>81873685


Scram, before i leave skidmarks on your face.
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>>81873729
Was Jesse autistic?
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>>81873744
and this is pretty much how it can turn out... orange, green...
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxwn7w6daQo
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>>81873811
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>>81873833
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when did the Fast serious go from flick, to movie, to cinema to bona fide kino?
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>>81873833
Holy shit
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>MONICAAA
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>>81873865
Happened around the time people here started calling everything fucking kino.

>kino kino kino kino

Fuck off.
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>>81873827
>tfw I used to like Vin when it came out
>tfw I hate him now

why
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>>81873865
Only 1 and 3 are good, mainly for style.
The rest are predictable cringe hollywood garbage.
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>>81873865

>tfw you go back and watch the first 3 movies and realise they're actually good
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>>81873893
Are you okay there?
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>>81873894
>same height

HAAHAAHHAHAHAHA
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ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?!
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>>81873809
What wasnt on Jessie spectrum...but Jessie is cool, man.
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>>81873714
Maybe they always were and Paul was giving them money.
Or they got used to getting a constant stream of F&F money from Paul before he suddenly dies and the stream runs dry.
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4 was the last good one, 5-8 just started having more and more ridiculous scenes and stopped being about the cars.
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>>81874007

that's what makes them good, how over the top they get, they go from generic car chase movies you've seen a dozen times before to something truly unique, basically what transformers wishes it was but you can actually tell what's going on and can root for the characters
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let's get controversial

who's the hottest fastfu in the entire series?
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>>81873922
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>>81874031
>first movie is about stealing dvd players
>last movie is about stealing nukes
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>>81874034
Your pic related, why?

Also
>Group of people who can't fucking stop talking about "muh family"
>Literally become friends with the dudes who killed two of your "muh family" in seconds
>Forget about another of your "muh family" literally seconds after she dies
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>>81874044
you can tell his lifts are huge by the way he's standing
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>>81874034
>that jaw
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>>81874034
suki
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>>81873880
why didnt monica fuck him, althaught she said she will regardless of his victory?
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What was the point of Tokyo drift? Did the suits want another sequel but there was no budget for the main cast?

It didn't go anywhere and aside from a tacked on scene which leads to a throwaway scene in two different sequels, had nothing to do with anything.

They didn't even recruit the American kid as a driver for the family.
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>>81874163
>women are liars

Really gets ye ole neurons firing.
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>>81873897
vin is a g dude
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>>81874034
Gal Gadot
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>>81874187
He plays D&D, /tg/ loves him, even some people claimed he posted in there.
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>>81874163
>>81874178
Whore
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>>81874187
disappointed as fuck in him since he didn't knock out that chris d'elia cunt
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>>81874174
>Did the suits want another sequel but there was no budget for the main cast?
Pretty much. They had the writer write a film about Vin having a Tokyo adventure, and when it was finished they said "Great! Now change it to high school kids."
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so why did that chink kill the autist?
He could just steal the car if he owned it to him
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>>81874187
I really can't stand him now. Maybe it's because it seems like he takes himself way too seriously, idk.
ironically, I still like him in Pitch Black,
despite him being the most """badass"""
in there
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>>81873339
The new Fast and Furious made me want a Shoot'em Up remake with Statham.
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>>81874341
Its literally a 2007 movie you retard
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>>81873684
No one likes the tuna here
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>>81874341
there is Crank
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>>81874309
To send a message.
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>>81874370
[WATCH YO BACK WHATCH YO BACK]
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>>81874174
He was doing fine as the DK, why uproot him from that?
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>>81874044
I'veet tyrese and he wasn't even six feet tall so there's no way vin diesel is that much taller.
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>>81874354
So? Superman got a remake. Matrix will maybe also get a soft reboot. Why shouldn't they be able to make a movie with Statham shooting thugs while looking after a baby? He's always best in slightly comedic roles.
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>>81874427
Do you really absolutely need ANOTHER statham movie?
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>>81873339
>low rise jeans will never be in fashion again.
I miss seeing girls Vs
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mfw country mouse was in Tokyo Drift
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>>81874437

I would like a Crank 3
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>>81874437
If it's consistently as good as the plane scene? Yes.
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>>81874212

Literal stick figure
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>>81873935
ANYBODY KNOW WHY LUPO DID BOBBY RICHIE
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Will Dom be outed as a homosexual in one of the upcoming movies? that would be a fantastic plottwist
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>>81874487
I feel like he should've gone back to America with Dom to avenge Han, then stayed on as part of the family in future films.
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>>81874487
That actor was the ONLY bad thing in tokyo drift
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So, what plot justification will be given to take the franchise into outer space in the tenth movie?
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>>81874697
secret moonbase built by another supervillain
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>>81874044
Rock is 6'3" at most
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>>81874742
>lambos on the moon
oh my god
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>>81874765
bad? I'd watch the shit out of it
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>>81874697
>USA spacemoon station has been hijacked by a terrorists that are stealing sattelites
>Toretto gets told the leader of the terrorists is Leon.
>"He's familia"
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>>81873893
is this replykino?
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>>81873766
*shakes head*

you're supposed to say.. "No... have you?"

kids these days.
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>>81873339
She was alittle butch early on but god damn what a babe when 5-6 rolled around
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>>81874697

>because of a major storm we can't just fly you to their secret hide out on a remote island, we'll have to take a space ship to our secret space station orbiting earth to drop you in from space
>only problem is that it has been hijacked by hackers, once you take back the base you'll use specially modified sports cars capable of surviving entering earths atmosphere at 17000 mph
>dom looks out the window and says its fine because he lives his life a quarter mile at a time
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>>81874697
>he posts jokingly
>he doesn't know this is actually being considered
http://www.slashfilm.com/fast-and-furious-in-space/
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>>81873339
The Fast and Furious movies will be a treasure trove for future anthropologists.
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>>81874697
How many more movies do we need to get the inevitabel REDLINE real life adaption with Hobbs as the last survivor of muh family?
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>>81874879
It's a weird feeling, when dumb jokes from years ago catch up to you like that.
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>>81874890
Do you think the franchise would have been as big as it's become if they kept that title?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITU7K209GUo
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>>81874044
you fags see the rock on his toes in boots?
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>>81874966

Look again
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>4 foot tall asian
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>>81874958
wtf i didnt know that
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>>81874178
>Not cylinders.

Why
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>>81873833
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>>81873833
2soon2bro
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>>81873935
What if Seagal was a Fast And Furious villain?
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>>81874571
>we need a high school aged actor
>ok lets get the guy who's face looks like has has a mortgage to pay and 3 kids
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I don't have friends
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EJECTO SEATO CUZ
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>>81875615
I have """family"""
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Brian: Man, you should be going to MIT or something?
Jesse: Yeah right... I got that what is it called...that attention disorder...
Brian: ADD?
Jesse: Yes... that... shit, anyway there is something about engines that calms me down, you know?
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How did the new one end lay it inside me, or on me, w/e floats your cock and or boat.
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>>81875813
Dom named his illegitimate son Brian (for what the fuck reasons),
the Rock isn't a cop anymore, domfam and stathamguy are freinds now despite having killed each others friends and family, Doms babymomma got killed, so he could raise a wholesome family with his spic whore. None of the niggers got to fuck the sassy black hacker chick.
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>>81874487
I saw that movie when it first came out and for some reason my memory of it was Tatum was the lead in it, not Black.
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>>81875902
will the black sassy girl get BLEACHED by statham in the next episode?
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>>81875928
I don't know. At this point anything is possible, i guess, but i wouldn't rule out Scott Eastwood just yet.
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>>81875928

>black sassy girl

Missandei the hacker? How does she act sassy?
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>>81873833
DELETE THIS
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>>81875967
>implying she wasn't full of herself

She made cheeky comments and canceled guys who came on to her in funny ways. That's sassy enough for me. Also i really wanna ruffle her hair.
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>>81875902
well shit thanks anon
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>MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, DIRTY COPS? I WAS BORN FOR THIS SHIT BREH!
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>>81876487
You're welcome.
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>>81876588
2f2f objectively best in the series?
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>>81875733
Except when they're killed, then their killers become my family

Mark my workds, in FF11 Theron is going to be part of the family
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>Brian Marcos Toronto
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>>81876807
Why did they worry about the baby? if Helena didn't have a miscarriage after falling from a 10th floor I don't think anything can kill that kid
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>>81875902
>ever reconciling with the guy who killed Han
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>>81875902
H dies, nobody cares, srly, nobody even says shit about it
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>>81876853
best character atm, no need to get mad
him and rock made this watchable
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>>81876888
Leti survived a headshot, I dunno why H couldn't. She'll appear in the next movie, just wait.
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>>81874044
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>>81876952
>Leti survived a headshot
really?
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>>81876971

Happens in real life, why not in the movies?
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>>81873450
MASKETTO
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BREH
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>>81875947
This. Little Nobody will tap that.
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For some reason I'm laughing at the prospect of Dom's som growing up to be a shitty driver who does not care for car culture at all.
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>>81877233
I'm actually hoping he becomes a responsible driver who always goes below the limit, wears the safety belt, etc
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>>81873450
>>81877001
>BANE! BAAAAANEE!
>BIG GUYS CRASHED MY PLANE
>DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE FLIGHT PLAN
>BECAUSE SOMEBODY KNOCKED ME OUT
>IT WAS YOU
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>>81873821
>power switch in off position
kek
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F8 was the first of the series I've seen, had a free ticket and it was alright. Jason Statham was definitely the best part, I should go watch his solo films again.
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>>81877382
>he doesn't know car plans are bootable files
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>>81877445
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>>81873339

What went wrong?
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>>81874457
>low rise jeans will never be in fashion again
Same was said about high-cut panties/bathing suits and they are starting to come back.
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>>81876853
For a film series that boasts the importance of family it's pretty nuts how characters are pretty much instantly forgotten when they die. No one mentions Giselle at the end of 6. They have a happy family dinner while Han looks more awkward than upset. No one mentions Han after his funeral in 7 nor do any of them seem to be bothered at all by his death. No one mentions Han in 8 when the guy who murdered him is put on their team. Dom seems completely unphased by the mother of his son's death in 8.
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>>81874745
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>>81877382
its in the on position actually
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>>81878218
>google
>not the autists on celebheights.com who argue over fractions of an inch
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>>81873339
>>>81873935
>What if Seagal was a Fast And Furious villain?
It's not called FAT & Furious
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>>81878421
yet it still stars vin diesel
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>>81878421
>It's not called FAT & Furious
The next one could be.
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Plane scene on fast 8 with Statham and the baby was pure kino
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>>81873880

How pissed do you think ja rule was when he didn't get a call to be in the new movies after 3?

That's millions of easy bucks that he missed out on.

Probably hates ludacris now haha
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>>81879838
lel i never thought about this
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>>81879838
He CHOSE not to be in the sequels, which is why they got Ludacris in.
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movies are kino but can they just fucking ditch vin diesel already. jesus christ i hate looking at his stupid face
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>>81878212
All of these characters are psychopaths. They have criminal records, little empathy, enjoy violence, steal, murder and are somehow under the delusion that it's all fine and they're the good guys, simply because occasionally they go up against scum who are even worse.
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>>81880135
Vin Diesel IS fast and furious you stupid fag
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>>81880135
bad post
>>81880154
great post
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>>81878306
what's the deal with that website?

is it actual literal autism? There doesn't seem to be a sexual element to it like wikifeet so I legitimately don't understand their fervour.
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>>81880200

who cares. he cant act, is old and looks like shit
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>>81880254
LIVE MY LIFE A QUARTER MILE AT A TIME
m-muh riddick
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what the fuck was up with stathams character in the new movie. went from murdering their friend, trying to kill them and wanting to kill the rock to being best bros with everyone in 5 minutes
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>>81880473
Statham is the replacement Paul Walker.
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>>81874044
>asian """men"""
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tMtRMChboE

is this kino?
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>>81880473
if someone kills your friend then your friend is dead but the guy who killed your friend is still alive

so you become friends with them
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>>81880605

Skkkkkrrrrrrrtttttt
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>>81880154
If you look at it from that perspective, if the characters themselves are emotionally stunted, detached and just go through the motions of how they think normal people should behave, you could say this movie contains some great acting.
A bunch of psychos playing house.
And for some reason the Rock.
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>>81880473

>He didn't understand La Familia

Lmao at your life
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>>81878689
dude, it's bad lighting, he's ripped
fucking haters
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>>81880135
this times 1000
get rid of Vin and let Rock and Statham play the main guys
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>>81875648
That would have been useful in that Porsche.
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>>81880830
Dom will die soon enough
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>>81881181
you better be right
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>>81878306
>peak height
This is webkino
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>>81873478

>maggot
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Was Tokyo Drift the best F&F or was it the worst?
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>>81883750
I hated it when it was new. Thank the car gods they kept making them shittier and shittier so it became one of the better ones.
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>>81873714
He almost certainly had fuckhueg insurance on his life
Insurance company probably tried to sue to recoup the payout
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>>81883750
Hard-pressed between it and the first F&F.
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What's the best moment of FF8 and why was it when Charlize and the mongrel girl are hacking each other over and over again while saying little quips like "heh, not good enough girl" and "heh, you think that'll stop me?" even though there's nobody else in the room with either of them?
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>>81885735

i couldnt stop laughing
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>>81873714
He wasn't driving, nigger. If he was, he would've survived.
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What happened to the guy from Tokyo Drift, wasn't he supposed to become a main character in the series?
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>>81873339
>no "little Dwayne" memes posted yet


This thread is trash
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>>81873833
Damn, that doesn't even look like a car
just a scorched pile of junk and rubble
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>>81881181
Not with Big Vin as producer.

He should though. Dom and Letty have actually become the odd ones out in what the series is now. They don't seem to fit in with the rest at all.
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>>81886992
Don't kill him. Just let him go and have a nice happy family life like Brian.
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Whatever happened to that beaner comic relief duo?
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>>81887123
They have a cameo in FF8.
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>>81885899
yeah, because he's brian o'conner in real life right?

fucking idiot
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>>81887218
Paul Walker was a petrolhead.
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>>81874044
>that gal
:3
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>>81873827
>What are you smilin' about?
>Dude I almost had you
>You almost had ME?!

Where did interactions like that go, where did the heart go? This franchise is shit.
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>>81883750
I honestly think it's the best. I haven't seen any of them after 5 though so I still need to complete the series anyway.




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