>HE'S JUST SLINGIN PARTS FOR HARRY, MAN
>Let's see Paul Walkers cardBravo Nolan
>>81873376You can meme better than that.
>TUNA, NO CRUST?
WATCH YO WATCH YO WATCH YO BACKWATCH YO BACK
>>81873478thats a great dealt tbqh
>>81873643But I like the tuna here.
>>81873339hey, Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
I like his haircut
>>81873531>goes 80mph in a 45mph zone and crashes>his family tries to sue the car makers for instability of design, citing that seat belt placement can cause harm upon impact.>paul walker died in an inferno caused by his indirect action of not stopping his friend going too fastWhen did his family become such gold diggers?
YO TALK TO ME JESSE
>>81873729YO MAN, I GOT DAT A-D-DCARS JUS CHILL ME OUT BRAH
>>81873478>faggotI miss the early 2000's.
>>81873685Scram, before i leave skidmarks on your face.
>>81873729Was Jesse autistic?
>>81873744and this is pretty much how it can turn out... orange, green...
when did the Fast serious go from flick, to movie, to cinema to bona fide kino?
>>81873865Happened around the time people here started calling everything fucking kino.>kino kino kino kinoFuck off.
>>81873827>tfw I used to like Vin when it came out>tfw I hate him nowwhy
>>81873865Only 1 and 3 are good, mainly for style.The rest are predictable cringe hollywood garbage.
>>81873865>tfw you go back and watch the first 3 movies and realise they're actually good
>>81873893Are you okay there?
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?!
>>81873809What wasnt on Jessie spectrum...but Jessie is cool, man.
>>81873714Maybe they always were and Paul was giving them money. Or they got used to getting a constant stream of F&F money from Paul before he suddenly dies and the stream runs dry.
4 was the last good one, 5-8 just started having more and more ridiculous scenes and stopped being about the cars.
>>81874007that's what makes them good, how over the top they get, they go from generic car chase movies you've seen a dozen times before to something truly unique, basically what transformers wishes it was but you can actually tell what's going on and can root for the characters
let's get controversialwho's the hottest fastfu in the entire series?
>>81874031>first movie is about stealing dvd players>last movie is about stealing nukes
>>81874034Your pic related, why?Also>Group of people who can't fucking stop talking about "muh family">Literally become friends with the dudes who killed two of your "muh family" in seconds>Forget about another of your "muh family" literally seconds after she dies
>>81874044you can tell his lifts are huge by the way he's standing
>>81873880why didnt monica fuck him, althaught she said she will regardless of his victory?
What was the point of Tokyo drift? Did the suits want another sequel but there was no budget for the main cast?It didn't go anywhere and aside from a tacked on scene which leads to a throwaway scene in two different sequels, had nothing to do with anything.They didn't even recruit the American kid as a driver for the family.
>>81874163>women are liarsReally gets ye ole neurons firing.
>>81873897vin is a g dude
>>81874187He plays D&D, /tg/ loves him, even some people claimed he posted in there.
>>81874187disappointed as fuck in him since he didn't knock out that chris d'elia cunt
>>81874174>Did the suits want another sequel but there was no budget for the main cast?Pretty much. They had the writer write a film about Vin having a Tokyo adventure, and when it was finished they said "Great! Now change it to high school kids."
so why did that chink kill the autist?He could just steal the car if he owned it to him
>>81874187I really can't stand him now. Maybe it's because it seems like he takes himself way too seriously, idk. ironically, I still like him in Pitch Black, despite him being the most """badass""" in there
>>81873339The new Fast and Furious made me want a Shoot'em Up remake with Statham.
>>81874341Its literally a 2007 movie you retard
>>81873684No one likes the tuna here
>>81874341there is Crank
>>81874309To send a message.
>>81874370[WATCH YO BACK WHATCH YO BACK]
>>81874174He was doing fine as the DK, why uproot him from that?
>>81874044I'veet tyrese and he wasn't even six feet tall so there's no way vin diesel is that much taller.
>>81874354So? Superman got a remake. Matrix will maybe also get a soft reboot. Why shouldn't they be able to make a movie with Statham shooting thugs while looking after a baby? He's always best in slightly comedic roles.
>>81874427Do you really absolutely need ANOTHER statham movie?
>>81873339>low rise jeans will never be in fashion again. I miss seeing girls Vs
mfw country mouse was in Tokyo Drift
>>81874437I would like a Crank 3
>>81874437If it's consistently as good as the plane scene? Yes.
>>81874212Literal stick figure
>>81873935ANYBODY KNOW WHY LUPO DID BOBBY RICHIE
Will Dom be outed as a homosexual in one of the upcoming movies? that would be a fantastic plottwist
>>81874487I feel like he should've gone back to America with Dom to avenge Han, then stayed on as part of the family in future films.
>>81874487That actor was the ONLY bad thing in tokyo drift
So, what plot justification will be given to take the franchise into outer space in the tenth movie?
>>81874697secret moonbase built by another supervillain
>>81874044Rock is 6'3" at most
>>81874742>lambos on the moonoh my god
>>81874765bad? I'd watch the shit out of it
>>81874697>USA spacemoon station has been hijacked by a terrorists that are stealing sattelites>Toretto gets told the leader of the terrorists is Leon.>"He's familia"
>>81873893is this replykino?
>>81873766*shakes head*you're supposed to say.. "No... have you?"kids these days.
>>81873339She was alittle butch early on but god damn what a babe when 5-6 rolled around
>>81874697>because of a major storm we can't just fly you to their secret hide out on a remote island, we'll have to take a space ship to our secret space station orbiting earth to drop you in from space>only problem is that it has been hijacked by hackers, once you take back the base you'll use specially modified sports cars capable of surviving entering earths atmosphere at 17000 mph>dom looks out the window and says its fine because he lives his life a quarter mile at a time
>>81874697>he posts jokingly>he doesn't know this is actually being consideredhttp://www.slashfilm.com/fast-and-furious-in-space/
>>81873339The Fast and Furious movies will be a treasure trove for future anthropologists.
>>81874697How many more movies do we need to get the inevitabel REDLINE real life adaption with Hobbs as the last survivor of muh family?
>>81874879It's a weird feeling, when dumb jokes from years ago catch up to you like that.
>>81874890Do you think the franchise would have been as big as it's become if they kept that title?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITU7K209GUo
>>81874044you fags see the rock on his toes in boots?
>>81874044>4 foot tall asian
>>81874958wtf i didnt know that
>>81873935What if Seagal was a Fast And Furious villain?
>>81874571>we need a high school aged actor >ok lets get the guy who's face looks like has has a mortgage to pay and 3 kids
I don't have friends
EJECTO SEATO CUZ
>>81875615I have """family"""
Brian: Man, you should be going to MIT or something?Jesse: Yeah right... I got that what is it called...that attention disorder...Brian: ADD?Jesse: Yes... that... shit, anyway there is something about engines that calms me down, you know?
How did the new one end lay it inside me, or on me, w/e floats your cock and or boat.
>>81875813Dom named his illegitimate son Brian (for what the fuck reasons), the Rock isn't a cop anymore, domfam and stathamguy are freinds now despite having killed each others friends and family, Doms babymomma got killed, so he could raise a wholesome family with his spic whore. None of the niggers got to fuck the sassy black hacker chick.
>>81874487I saw that movie when it first came out and for some reason my memory of it was Tatum was the lead in it, not Black.
>>81875902will the black sassy girl get BLEACHED by statham in the next episode?
>>81875928I don't know. At this point anything is possible, i guess, but i wouldn't rule out Scott Eastwood just yet.
>>81875928>black sassy girlMissandei the hacker? How does she act sassy?
>>81875967>implying she wasn't full of herselfShe made cheeky comments and canceled guys who came on to her in funny ways. That's sassy enough for me. Also i really wanna ruffle her hair.
>>81875902well shit thanks anon
>MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, DIRTY COPS? I WAS BORN FOR THIS SHIT BREH!
>>818765882f2f objectively best in the series?
>>81875733Except when they're killed, then their killers become my familyMark my workds, in FF11 Theron is going to be part of the family
>Brian Marcos Toronto
>>81876807Why did they worry about the baby? if Helena didn't have a miscarriage after falling from a 10th floor I don't think anything can kill that kid
>>81875902>ever reconciling with the guy who killed Han
>>81875902H dies, nobody cares, srly, nobody even says shit about it
>>81876853best character atm, no need to get madhim and rock made this watchable
>>81876888Leti survived a headshot, I dunno why H couldn't. She'll appear in the next movie, just wait.
>>81876952>Leti survived a headshotreally?
>>81876971Happens in real life, why not in the movies?
>>81875947This. Little Nobody will tap that.
For some reason I'm laughing at the prospect of Dom's som growing up to be a shitty driver who does not care for car culture at all.
>>81877233I'm actually hoping he becomes a responsible driver who always goes below the limit, wears the safety belt, etc
>>81873450>>81877001>BANE! BAAAAANEE!>BIG GUYS CRASHED MY PLANE>DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE FLIGHT PLAN>BECAUSE SOMEBODY KNOCKED ME OUT>IT WAS YOU
>>81873821>power switch in off positionkek
F8 was the first of the series I've seen, had a free ticket and it was alright. Jason Statham was definitely the best part, I should go watch his solo films again.
>>81877382>he doesn't know car plans are bootable files
>>81873339What went wrong?
>>81874457>low rise jeans will never be in fashion againSame was said about high-cut panties/bathing suits and they are starting to come back.
>>81876853For a film series that boasts the importance of family it's pretty nuts how characters are pretty much instantly forgotten when they die. No one mentions Giselle at the end of 6. They have a happy family dinner while Han looks more awkward than upset. No one mentions Han after his funeral in 7 nor do any of them seem to be bothered at all by his death. No one mentions Han in 8 when the guy who murdered him is put on their team. Dom seems completely unphased by the mother of his son's death in 8.
>>81877382its in the on position actually
>>81878218>google>not the autists on celebheights.com who argue over fractions of an inch
>>81873339>>>81873935>What if Seagal was a Fast And Furious villain?It's not called FAT & Furious
>>81878421yet it still stars vin diesel
>>81878421>It's not called FAT & FuriousThe next one could be.
Plane scene on fast 8 with Statham and the baby was pure kino
>>81873880How pissed do you think ja rule was when he didn't get a call to be in the new movies after 3? That's millions of easy bucks that he missed out on.Probably hates ludacris now haha
>>81879838lel i never thought about this
>>81879838He CHOSE not to be in the sequels, which is why they got Ludacris in.
movies are kino but can they just fucking ditch vin diesel already. jesus christ i hate looking at his stupid face
>>81878212All of these characters are psychopaths. They have criminal records, little empathy, enjoy violence, steal, murder and are somehow under the delusion that it's all fine and they're the good guys, simply because occasionally they go up against scum who are even worse.
>>81880135Vin Diesel IS fast and furious you stupid fag
>>81880135bad post>>81880154great post
>>81878306what's the deal with that website?is it actual literal autism? There doesn't seem to be a sexual element to it like wikifeet so I legitimately don't understand their fervour.
>>81880200who cares. he cant act, is old and looks like shit
>>81880254LIVE MY LIFE A QUARTER MILE AT A TIMEm-muh riddick
what the fuck was up with stathams character in the new movie. went from murdering their friend, trying to kill them and wanting to kill the rock to being best bros with everyone in 5 minutes
>>81880473Statham is the replacement Paul Walker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tMtRMChboEis this kino?
>>81880473if someone kills your friend then your friend is dead but the guy who killed your friend is still aliveso you become friends with them
>>81880154If you look at it from that perspective, if the characters themselves are emotionally stunted, detached and just go through the motions of how they think normal people should behave, you could say this movie contains some great acting. A bunch of psychos playing house. And for some reason the Rock.
>>81880473>He didn't understand La FamiliaLmao at your life
>>81878689dude, it's bad lighting, he's rippedfucking haters
>>81880135this times 1000get rid of Vin and let Rock and Statham play the main guys
>>81875648That would have been useful in that Porsche.
>>81880830Dom will die soon enough
>>81881181you better be right
>>81878306>peak heightThis is webkino
Was Tokyo Drift the best F&F or was it the worst?
>>81883750I hated it when it was new. Thank the car gods they kept making them shittier and shittier so it became one of the better ones.
>>81873714He almost certainly had fuckhueg insurance on his lifeInsurance company probably tried to sue to recoup the payout
>>81883750Hard-pressed between it and the first F&F.
What's the best moment of FF8 and why was it when Charlize and the mongrel girl are hacking each other over and over again while saying little quips like "heh, not good enough girl" and "heh, you think that'll stop me?" even though there's nobody else in the room with either of them?
>>81885735i couldnt stop laughing
>>81873714He wasn't driving, nigger. If he was, he would've survived.
What happened to the guy from Tokyo Drift, wasn't he supposed to become a main character in the series?
>>81873339>no "little Dwayne" memes posted yetThis thread is trash
>>81873833Damn, that doesn't even look like a carjust a scorched pile of junk and rubble
>>81881181Not with Big Vin as producer.He should though. Dom and Letty have actually become the odd ones out in what the series is now. They don't seem to fit in with the rest at all.
>>81886992Don't kill him. Just let him go and have a nice happy family life like Brian.
Whatever happened to that beaner comic relief duo?
>>81887123They have a cameo in FF8.
>>81885899yeah, because he's brian o'conner in real life right?fucking idiot
>>81887218Paul Walker was a petrolhead.
>>81873827>What are you smilin' about?>Dude I almost had you>You almost had ME?!Where did interactions like that go, where did the heart go? This franchise is shit.
>>81883750I honestly think it's the best. I haven't seen any of them after 5 though so I still need to complete the series anyway.