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1 2 3 4 POKE THAT PUSSY TILL ITS SORE
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>>82923008
Any virgins on this board?
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>>82923029
Do hookers count?
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>>82923051
Yes but they won't cuddle afterwards which is half the fun
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"Needle dick, needle dick. OP was inside me."
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> John Hinckley is now at home watching this movie with his hands down his trousers
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>>82923104
They will if you pay them in double.
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anal rape is a lot better to be honest.
no chance of impreg and it's more likely she won't enjoy it.
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>>82923677
What the fuck
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>>82923494
No hookers won't snuggle
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>>82923677
I can't click this for my own well-being, but I really want to out of curiosity
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Mods!!!
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>>82923677
fuck, MODS?
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>>82923743
>>82923791

What was it?
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>>82923677
>yeah that's me, you're probably wondering how I got myself in this situation...
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>>82923765
Every single hooker I've been with has cuddled and talked after. Two have given me their number and another came to my hotel and fucked me for free.
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>>82923811
14 year old kid fucking his 6 year old sister.
if it's any consolation, he had a tiny dick.
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>>82923847
>fucked me for free
I enjoy hearing about things that never happened.
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>tfw too late to see the CP
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>>82923850
white """"""""people"""""""""
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jesus crhist m8
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>>82923903
which continent has legal child marriage again?
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>>82923878
it happened to me once before as well. she wanted to be my gf. went on a couple of dates with me , let me fuck her, slept over.
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>>82923878
yeah he jumped the shark with that post.
as if a hooker's time is that invaluable.
if they're a cheap junkie then there's no way they can afford to give it away for free.
If they're an expensive escort they're basically throwing away hundreds to thousands of dollars.
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>>82923850
She looked like she was enjoying it
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>>82923889
Every fucking time. Mods are cancer.
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>>82923889
>tfw just reluctantly click on all webms that I don't recognize the thumbnail of
>tfw the webms contents end up being incredibly illegal

I hate this site sometimes
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>>82923952
I wouldn't know, I closed it, deleted my cookies and changed my IP address as soon as she bent over.
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>>82923962
*knock knock*
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>>82923941
as someone who has fucked quite a lot of hookers, you do get ones now and then who give freebies or like their customer.

Especially if you're a quite normal, good looking, younger guy since most of their clients will be either weird looking or older.

I started going to hookers because I was socially anxious around girls and couldn't get a gf but now I'm confident and normal but still fuck hookers now and then.
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>>82923952
it's more likely than not going to be a recurring memory, especially in puberty and adulthood where she has to look back and think "oh yeah, my older brother raped me"
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>>82923937
>on the next episode of things that never happened
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>>82924018
as someone who used to work as a counselor, this is legit.
I read so many files on people who couldn't have a real relationship because they couldn't develop trust in a partner after they were abused as kids.
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huh, is this what /b/ was like in the early 00s? Actual CP and snuff?
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>>82924115
>huh
go back please
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>>82923878
It happened. I should say though that it was after I fucked her at the brothel. I was near the coast for a friend's wedding and after being virtually the only single guy there and being asked all night "why don't you have a girlfriend?" I was lonely so googled and there was a brothel nearby. After ww fucked we talked for a while and she gave me her number, asked where I was staying and room number and told me she might come around if I didn't mind. Said I didn't care and didn't really expect her to come but she did.
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>>82924115
late 00s too, mods only started getting proactive around 2011 when ironic shitposting took over and the popular boards were complete trash.
I mean /tv/ is shit now, but boards like /v/ and /b/ were just constantly flooded with dumps of all kinds of shit and never got deleted.
Current /tv/ doesn't even compare.
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>>82924142
uhhhh no
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fucking disgusting faggots
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>>82923827
Harry Knowles!?
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>>82924115
I remember a thread on /b/ with pics of a morgue worker fucking a corpse. He put one of the eyeballs in her pussy, in another pic you could see the head of his cock through the cut he put in her belly. Dissected-chan, shit was gnarly.

/b/ truly had some heinous shit on there in the early 00s.
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>>82924327
These are fake and still pop up all the time.

4chan isn't too different to how it used to be. The only difference is a lot of reddit phoneposters have invaded from /r/t_d and gamergate over the last few years. They only serve to dilute the quality content, rather than cease it completely.
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>it's a wannabe pedos reminesing with real pedos episode

MODS
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>>82923677
First time seeing child porn on tv
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>>82923953
>>82923982

I saw it. what steps should I take to not get fbi white van swatted? seriously what do I do? just clear all the history? idk how to change ip adress
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>>82924885
>not saving it

uhm...?
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>>82924922
k I didn't. I thought chrome keeps like some kind of cache or screenshots on my hdd. I've seen some shit like that one time on an imac using safari. But I'm on windows
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>>82924960
Oh, screenshot thread to defend yourself once FBI comes for questioning.
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What was even posted? How bad could it be?
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>>82923743
you and that asshole both belong in jail
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>>82923743
>>82925048
sry, meant to reply to this asshole>>82923677
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>>82925002
yeah nice meme
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>>82924052
I've had a few girlfriends in the past who had serious trust issues, and they also experienced abuse when they were really young. Fucking pedos are poisoning the well.
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>>82923677
this is just fucking heinous. Unbelievable.
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>>82924960
>he uses google chrome
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>>82925114
what do you use?
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>>82925107
Happening all the time my friend, but whats hard to believe is seeing it being posted here of all...well no I guess if youre going to post it anywhere tv would be the place.
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>>82925150
a browser that isn't a botnet
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>>82923677
stop, now we're all on lists somewhere!
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>>82925182
what do you use?
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>>82924885
get a fake identity and move to mexico

do not contact your family
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5 6 7 8 WATCH CHAD FUCK AND MASTURBATE
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>>82923982
Apparently it's "dead" but I still saw it and did exactly what this guy did when she bent over, thanks 4chan x
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>>82925205
what about the wall?
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>>82925184
>come to /tv/ for nice wholesome movie discussion
>end up on a list
anon has a hard life
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>>82925218
better hurry
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>>82925226
tfw format reinstall change ip
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>>82925194
>worried about his privacy and getting tracked for looking at CP
>uses google chrome

classic
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>>82925218
>"share the load"
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>>82923029
hello
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So you guys...didnt enjoy seeing that?
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>>82925261
what do you use?
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>>82924885
Chill newfag. I've seen a lot of CP here over the years and no one has come knocking at my door. Just don't save it like a dumbass.
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>>82923029
I have not had sex in over 5 years.
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>>82923878
Not him, and I can't speak for myself, but my brother has paid craigslist whores who have later """dated""" him and stopped charging him every once in a while.
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>>82925281
tor with javascript enabled
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>>82925301

This is honestly worse than being a virgin.

>last time having sex was with highschool girlfriend
>I'm about to turn 24
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>>82925429
bullshit.
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So when is the discussion about OP's pic gonna start
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>>82925461
I just turned 25 I broke up with my girlfriend when I was 19. Good luck
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>>82925498

Yeah you too. I could have gotten laid by 1 or 2 drunk bar hags by now if I'd wanted to but I'm just not that kind of person at all. I imagine you're similar.
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>>82924029
because hookers never:
want out of the game
smell an easy meal ticket
work the long con
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>>82925560
wow you go to bars? holy shit. I've only been to like 2 bars and that was years ago. Nah I barely leave the house. Just to get food and tobacco. I quit drinking because I can't handle alcohol and I do stupid embarrassing stuff. now I just drink rockstar and play video games. alone
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>>82925461
>This is honestly worse than being a virgin.
Why do you retards love saying this?
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>>82925479
i wish 90s jodie was my gf
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>>82923008
is this in the top ten rapes of all time? irreversible is number one for sure, but where does this place?
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>>82924440
>4chan isn't too different to how it used to be.
Except all the moralfaggotry.
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>>82925731
I've always wondered, do these actors actually have sex or are they humping or something and the sounds are added later?
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>>82925715
better to have loved and lost than to not have.. blah blah yeah. I had sex when I was 15 and it was awkward and uncomfortable. but when I was 16 it was the best feeling I've ever had in my life. tight teenage pus
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>>82925461

what you need to do is just stop jerking off. try to go as long as you can.. at least a few weeks. also start working out if you aren't doing so already. then when the time comes and you've done your workout.. you'll have one of the best nutts of your life. you'll be so turned on that you finally get to jerk off, your dick will be sensitive, your load will fill a mason jar, and your orgasm will be exhaustingly euphori
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>>82925761
or you can alternatively get into ass play and milk your prostate and have an extreme orgasm. oil up and get that nut
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>>82925747
pretty sure the irreversible one with bellucci was real because they were fucking in real life too so she must have been like "do what you want to me babe", fucking slut
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>>82925761
it's too addicitive though and im always at my computer, theres always some new slut to watch on xvideos or something, right now im searching for shit like rape because of this thread and in about 5 mins im going to be jerking it off real good. the only problem is i think i do it too often these days my dick only gets half hard and im nervous to get with a chick now in case its semi like this and wont actually go into her pussy
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>>82925843
>not having a collection on an harddrive strictly dedicated to porn

streaming is trash
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>>82923008
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>>82925461
It honestly isn't. I'd rather do it once instead of when I was a virgin worrying if I'd ever lose it and end up a wizard
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>>82925931
Chimps have more honor than niggers
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>>82925801
gay faggot
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>>82925952
yes
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>>82925931
Explain?
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>>82925980
niggers
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>>82925988
A little more?
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>>82925988
>>82925931
>call someone a slur when you're outnumbered by that specific slur

cumskins everybody
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>>82925935

But this way you realize losing your virginity was meaningless and arbitrary all along.
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>>82925980

basically a beta who got baited into hating blacks by other betas posting black people hurting white people in hopes of recruiting even more betas.. and now this beta is trying to recruit you.
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>>82925988
Explain more
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>>82926018
>being a nigger
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>>82925301
You're next college boy!
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>>82925923
Here's mine it's all ultimate surrender
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>>82923677
holy fucking shit
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>>82926069
I was legitimately bisexual when I was sexually active in my teenage years. I had sex with males and females. But I would never date a guy that's gay as fuck. I don't think I am anymore though. I was probably just super horny.
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This is absolutely not another ''reply to this post as it was CP, I will delete it in 5 minutes'' thread.
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>>82926094
mine is like half shemale half straight anal how gay am I?
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>>82926063
>being a cumskin
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>>82926284
I am spic
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>>82926301
same here
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>>82926301
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>>82923677
holy fuck

she looks so happy though
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>>82923677
Pretty sure he's just rubbing it on her thighs
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>>82925751
>better to have loved and lost than to not have
So you agree that it's not worse than being a virgin, then?
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>>82925268
po-tay-toes
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>>82925923
you're like little babies, watch this

A few weeks ago I took the decision to delete it before i went to bed, so the next day I woke up and just deleted it without thinking and I'm honestly glad
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>>82926533
I have had a few collections. I have also deleted a few. I regretted it every time. The definition of insanity.
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>>82926301
>>82926317
Why are we still up hermanos?
You must be graveyard shift too
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>>82926496
Yes. It may have been years ago, but at least I had sex. I know what pussy feels like. Even got sucked off a few times. Eventually I will get tired of being alone and get out and meet someone or kms
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>>82926533
Admirable, but mistaken. I've seen a terabyte hard-drive filled to the brim with HD videos of porn, in person. Now THAT was impressive.
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>>82926707
no you haven't

>>82926588
delete it all, my man and try your best to forget about it, I'm still the same old virgin but I feel better about myself not having watched any porn for weeks

>>82926646
oh ok, sorry, I just wanted to make sure because some people on 4chan have terrible grammar and comprehension of their own posts
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this is almost like a /b/ thread
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>>82926040
What is on the screen behind him?
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>>82926627
I'm a NEET, but woke up at 4 am and couldn't get back to sleep
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>>82926863
dance dance revolution I think
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>>82926866
>>82926627

I'm neet too I woke up at 9pm. I'll be up until midday and then I'll go to sleep and do the same thing tomorrow. (today)
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>>82926866
I feel for you man, I know you're suffering. A spic without a job is like a fish without water
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>>82926909
>tfw I do actually get GBPs
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>>82926707
It's not that hard to fill up a terabyte now with all these HD JAVs
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>>82926992
Shouldn't you be preparing for your 8 hours, anon?
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>>82927014
or those HD Kink.com videos
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>>82927033

8 hours must seem like a long time to someone that sits around playing video games all day.
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>>82927125
8 hours, 6 days a week, for most of your live does sound like hell, desu senpai.
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>>82927184

Do you faggots get pleasure on being a burden to your parents? To your families? To the human race?

What the fuck is your problem?
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>>82927225
that right, let it all out
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>>82926863
Beta feel good for "exercising" while listening to girly animu pop songs simulator.
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>>82927225
>I go flip burgers from 9 to 5, I'm helping the human race

Poor brainwashed wage cucks
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>>82923889
if you use the 4chanX extension in chrome you can view deleted posts. enjoy, you sick fuck
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>>82925319
it's just a different racket. he became a free room and board guy instead of a cash up front john. i've known plenty of non-working girls who do this shit. one girl kept a few different boyfriends in a few cities because she traveled for work and didn't like living in hotels. the cool thing is she was given a per diem so she got to pocket the extra cash while her dudes gave her a place to live and paid for everything else while she was staying there. i don't think any of them explicitly knew what was going on
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>>82927550
Liar
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>>82927644
it is true,I just used 4chanx to make everyone anon because I hate tripfags and now I seen some shit...oldfag but was never a fan of/b/ so that was the first time I seen anything like that but I guess lurking /tv/ was a mistake.
why is this thread still up if there is a fucking exstension that allows this? jesus christ mods? you allow CTR and shariablue to do whatever they want and you lazy fucks leave this up?
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>>82927225
I would bet money that you do a job that is going to be automated within the next 5 years. You are already obsolete, in fact by continuing to resist automation so you can keep your job, you are being a burden on everyone else by preventing prices from falling because you're a selfish little wageslave who needs his handouts from McDonald's.
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>>82923889
it's still up on the archive. these usually get deleted though, maybe it isn't actually cp?
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>>82927726
You type like a twitter user, and the fact that you call yourself an "oldfag" means you are most certainly not one.
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>>82927808
>>82927726
>an 'oldfag' who has never seen cp
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>>82927808
and you're a phoneposter
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>>82927841
A+ deflection skills
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>>82927841
are you retarded
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>>82927808
friendly warning not to use 4chanx or disable it is all lad, was just trying to be helpful so go fuck yourself,you type like a CTR Shariablue shill.
>>82927832
worst I seen was some dude taking a shit on a baby before today,always read older threads like 300 posts + and you never see anything weird b ut I used 4chanx and fucked up.
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>>82927832
This, I'm not an 'oldfag' by any means, only since 2011, but if you've browsed literally any high-traffic board for more than a few months you will have seen it multiple times.
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>>82927890
>replying to defend yourself
There's no "honor" or "reputation" for you to defend here. I understand that it might be a strange concept to a social media immigrant such as yourself, but you'll get the hang of it eventually. Also, learn to fucking type, Jesus.
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>>82927942
classic Shariablue typing format,So easy to spot you guys.
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>>82927907
I'm hella new and I've seen it multiple times.
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If a mod allows this thread to stay up knowing what 4chanx does is that legal?,just delete the thread? is /pol/ right and it really is the jews?
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>>82927973
Got ahead of yourself there, was believable for a while.
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>>82928007

AWWWW YE SUCK MY JAGGON!
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>>82927890
ur gay as fuck if that's really the worst you've seen.
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>>82925715
>>82925935
Because it's true and you are the retards. Remember, we used to be virgins too so we know what it was like. At least back then i didn't know what i was missing out. Now after three years of no sex after having the most awesome slut as my fuck blanket, it feels absolutely horrible. You can't have a smoking addiction if you have never smoked, same thing.
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>>82927550
>in chrome
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>>82928035
>he misses having sex

haha you still have some kind of human being inside you leave normie
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>>82927730
Jesus christ people who live so deeply in their own fantasies as you should be cut all support and dropped in some forest for six months so you could get at least some idea of reality.
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>>82927225
>To the human race?
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>get heart broken 5 years ago
>only hookups ever since but wanting something more serious the whole time
>find something genuine with a sweet girl
>if we spend too much time together (more than a night) feel disgusted and wish she would go away
I thinkI'm broken inside, send help
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>>82925931
Context?
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>>82923051
Hookers are not virgins!
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>>82923847
what about kissing?
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>>82928035

lol you are weak. I was weak too when I was virgin and I couldn't stop worrying about never getting laid. Then I got laid, had a short relationship and sex all in all sucked. I've gripped my dick too hard while wanking, so pussy didn't feel like anything and sex felt like a chore. Quitting wanking didn't help either, pussy just didn't do it for me and also ass and vagina have disgusting odor

After that I haven't even talked to many girls, not even thinking about getting laid anymore. I just watch bdsm porn and beat my meat. It gets lot better when you realize that you are actually more attracted to idea of sex than sex itself which is pretty gross and gets boring quickly
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>>82925072
Those bitches were asking for it desu
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>>82928089

but automation is taking over jobs and society and technology have developed more during last hundred years, than during whole existence of human race.

Now why would you think things wouldn't change? Things like logistics, postal services, pharmacies and all industry might be 100% automatized during our lifetime
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>>82926430
You always say that when vid gets posted
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>>82924269
Nah, looks close, but Harry is EXTREEME Ginger and would never do anything to get into trouble. He's a very level headed and decent guy.
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>>82925715
Every day I'm constantly reminded of what it meant to be loved.

You virgins never had that, you don't have that pain.
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>>82930688
You are the prime example of a modern western male, whose sexuality has been fucked up so much he can't get aroused by the most basic biological thing that should arouse him for the purpose of his SURVIVAL. Congratulations on being the good goy.
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>>82923847
The first sentence is accurate. The second is you saying stuff you know won't be believed to destroy your own point. I don't know why you'd do that.

But yes, hookers will cuddle you if you get the right hookers.
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>>82923677
GIB LINK
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>>82930688
>I've gripped my dick too hard while wanking, so pussy didn't feel like anything and sex felt like a chore.

I used to fear that this would happen to me. Then I got laid. Now I am baffled. I spent nearly twenty years fapping with no experience of a real cunt, and even at my most impatient, my grip was never anywhere near how tight a cunt is. You people must be punishing yourselves with your grips. Why?
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>>82928878
No, you're just a man. Long-term relationships are about finding ways not to be bored when women speak.
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>>82923494
This guy knows whats up...
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>>82930542
why would you want to kiss a woman that has 100% chance of giving you herpes?
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>>82923988
FREE PIZZA
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I slept with a hooker about a month ago and have been stressing ever since.
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>>82932743
She doesn't. They're cleaner than most sexually active women their age.

>>82932954
Don't. Fuck more, have pleasure. It changed my life. I can't believe I wasted so many years not doing it. All the stupid things I spent money on when I could have been fucking.
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>>82925761
My dick is too sensitive as it is! I have to keep beating it so I don't cum fast
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>>82928878
Nigga I'm in the same boat. I met a great girl and my brain is already trying to tear it down
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>>82933143
>>82932657
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>>82933143
You're alone, you wish you were with someone. You're with someone, you wish you were alone.
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>>82933312
Pretty fucking much. Human nature is shit, bros
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>>82923008
Bane?
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>>82933312
no
>>82932657
>>82932657
>>82932657
>>82932657
read you fucking queer
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>>82933328
Always wanting something you don't have is how you keep from going hollow, anon.
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>>82933333
ai
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>>82933333
quints?
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>>82933333
You're a big get
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>>82933333
holy shit
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>>82925301
that is almost impossible
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>>82923952
She was the fucking slut
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>>82933575
I've seen some oldfags on /r9k/ and /b/ talk about 10 and 15 years..
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>>82933577
sad I missed it
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>>82925461
i feel your pain
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>>82923029
hi there virgin here how's it going
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>>82933626
Bruh I haven't fucked anyone for 20 years
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>>82933861
>Bruh

nah you are young and lying
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>tfw when haven't been laid in 3 months
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>>82932393

its true, its true. However, I have had weird sexuality as long as I can remember so I can't put all the blame on wanking and pornography. For example I never got excited over coitus or vagina, or any bodily holes but fat girls sitting on me was always a huge turn-on
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>>82932624

its how i've always wanked. Its not so much the grip but the right spot where I hold my dick while wanking, pussy just didn't stimulate that spot at all
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>>82927334
I'm a financial analyst for a headge fund. I fly to different states and countries to seek new investment oppotunities. I got my MBA at a top business school. Why do NEETs always assume that it's either be a fucking leech or work at McDonald's. You have options if you apply yourself. My company donated millions to charity too and we manage billions of dollars. You don't have to be a lowlife anon. You're literally wasting your only chance at life being cooped up in your home. You won't be young forever and you will grow old knowing you threw away your life's opportunities because of some delusional bullshit you kept telling yourself when you were young. Stop vegetating. It's the only reason you're miserable.
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>>82933999
I could feel the passion here, and trips confirm.
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>>82927184
>6 days a week
what kind of 3rd world shithole do you live in?
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>>82923172
Needle D, you pleb
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>>82925301
8 here. I feel you. Unless you count non-penetration sex. Then it's only been 6 months or so.
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>>82933887
Bruh I'm a wizard
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>>82933896
>tfw haven't been laid in a year
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>>82933999
When your 80, "gee im so glad I did all that statistical analysis!"

Lmao wat?
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>>82933333
That's a big get.
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>>82923008
I'm fascinated at how there are so many people that remember this scene, pretty sure this movie was not big hit when it was released.
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>>82934208
southpark brought it back recently
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>>82926122

you sucked a guy's dick but dating him is gay, huh
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>>82934044
I've been in his shoes. My late teens I was a drug addict and practically a neet. I dropped of college and couldn't hold a job. I got clean but was still basically a quasi neet because I wouldn't go back to college but then one of my best friends died and I became hyper aware of my own mortality and realized I was completely taking my time on earth for granted. Not doing shit with my life. So I finally started growing up and challenging myself. Transferred from a community college to Cornell University with a 3.9 and graduated from cornell with a 3.8. I got my MBA at NYU after. I can't tell you how much your perspective matters. Start respecting yourselves enough to try for once. A lot of you are absolutely pathetic. All it takes is a little bit of effort to separate yourselves from the herd because most normies are afraid to try and fail. Buddhist and existentialist philosophy changed my life. You fucking NEETs have all the time in the world. Look into those.
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>>82934230
That was like over 5 years ago
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>>82934273
Lol what a fag. Cool blog post bro.
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>>82934177
lol I get to travel the world and go on all kinds of exotic vacations. I get to experience shit you only get to experience from your computer screen. Like sex for example. At least when I'll die I know I made an impact on people's lives while you withered away in a fucking basement you cunt.
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>>82923008
Just an FYI, that's her Oscar winning rape scene performance.
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>>82934262
you know how fucking gay it would be to go to a movie and hold hands with a guy? fucking behind closed doors is another story. that's the way homosexuality should be. no one wants to see that weird shit. it's not natural. I can't believe I'm even explaining this to you
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>>82934336
Lol look how insecure you are bro.

All these assumptions. And you act like I give a duck about flying around in am airplane like a big boy! Weeeeee! Look at me mommy!!!
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>>82934309
This is why /r9k/ can't lose their virginity or stop being NEET. They insist on staying a leech and wonder why their lives are so shitty all the while completely rejecting advice. Keep your head in the sand you pathetic neckbeard.
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>>82934336
>At least when I'll die I know I made an impact on people's lives

Your entire existence will be forgotten in one single generation. Your life is meaningless and the people you care about are meaningless too.
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>>82934447
>Becoming a wagecuck solves all of life's problems

How naive can you be. If you're a fucking socially awkward loser that can't get laid, getting a job won't help.
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>>82934447
I let out a small reeee under my breath reading that. why don't you go send some super important emails super cool guy
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>>82934456
yeah, but people alive now while he's alive respect him and enjoy interacting with him
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>>82934456
Of course life itself is meaningless. Doesn't mean your life can be meaningful. I'm at least attempting to leave a footprint on the planet for my own sake and leaving a legacy for my kids. You on the other hand are a drain on others. There are people out there who prefer you don't exist because the resources they're losing to keep you alive are more valuable than you are. Can you imagine that? Being that much of a scum bag and yet here you are making excuses for what a sad waste your life is. Neck yourself my man.
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>>82934554
>Neets don't have friends of family

Inb4 you project more insecurities or personal assumptions at me
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>>82934447
there are only two social classes right now. Host and parasite. You'll never be anything other than a host.
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>>82934586
>your parents invested their youth that they will never get back to raise a child they put all their hopes and dreams into just for that child to end up being a NEET and an embarrassment

JUST
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>>82934570
>Peoples lives are a waste because of your own personal views on self worth

Epic.

I think all niggers are worthless and should be genocided. My views and your views hold about the same validity.
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>>82934631
You're just bastardizing Marx. You can't even do philosophy right.
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>>82934650
An embarrassment based on your personal standards.

>This person isn't a wage cuck like me! This person isn't living their life to the exact standards of how I personally live mine so they are an embarrassment!

Simply fucking epic bro!
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>>82934657
It's not an opinion. You just think it is one because most people are to spineless to tell a neet how worthless they are. Or they're probably sick of hearing you REE every time they ask you to get a job or go back to school. But telling you to get a job is a nicer way of saying "you are an embarrassment, we are tired of supporting a vegetable."
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>>82934683
no, the current reality is a bastardization of marx. as the west is heading towards the same endstate as china, they just took a different route

so the only social classes right now are billionaire (parasite) or host (you).
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>>82934725
Well you are kinda dependent on the people who are supporting your lazy and delusional lifestyle so I don't think calling them wage cucks is going to help you out in the long run you retarded faggot. Tell your parents they are wasting their time going to work every day and see how fast they drop your bum ass.
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>>82934773
whats funny is how all you're saying amounts to resentment that some people aren't happily selling themselves into wage slavery the same way you did.
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>>82934773
>He unironically measures a persons self worth by whether they are a wage slave or not

Keep paying your taxes, baby! So I can continue picking up my free welfare cheque! xo
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>>82933999
>I'm a financial analyst

So you're pointless.
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>>82934844
nothing can help you at this point. The system is currently set up to keep people dependent and subservient upon the system to keep the wealthy from ever having to work and your face under a boot.

neets just nope out of the entire system. As no one likes being given a a choice between bad and worse and being expected to choose "bad."
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>>82934844
What I find more delusional is the people that think if you don't want to spend 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week every week for the rest of your life doing something you don't want to be doing then you don't get to be a part of the worker bee mentality where you all pretend your lives now have more meaning and are somehow better than those who don't.
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>>82934273
>Buddhist and existentialist philosophy changed my life

Yeah one thing that saddens me about society today is how it has strayed from religion and beliefs. Zealots trying to force others to adapt to their creeds and believe in their Gods ironically killed their creeds off when people thoughto of them as crazy, and now we are left with a world without direction. Doesn't matter what you believed in, the point was most religions were guidebooks on how to be a happy person, and if you HAD something to believe it, you naturally grow mature and work on improving yourself, your relationships and your life; and at the end of it all you were happy. Now we have fags making up genders and people killing themselves all because there is no goal to work towards, no light at the end of the tunnel. It's just sad, really.
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>>82934915
>all this delusion
Spoken like a true inexperienced neet. The only reason why you feel you have a boot to your face is because you "attempted" to work and tried to get by with doing as little as possible. Of course you also hated that job because it was probably minimum wage. Have you ever tried working a real job before? I doubt it because people like you don't get those kinds of jobs. They're actually pretty fun and fulfilling. Think about it. A company values you enough to want to send you to different countries, all expenses paid, because they need the intellectual labor. The only people with the boots to their heads are the entry level cucks which is all people like you are destined for.
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>>82935088
>Have you ever tried to get [specific kind of job I have personal experience with] Haha this proves all my theories correct bro!
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>>82934505

It actually will if it involves talking to people every day like most employment does since you'll simply get used to it rather than never leaving the house and talking to someone face to face once per month when the delivery man comes.
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>>82935179
Talking to Bob from accounting and Jane at the photocopier at work will not help you get sex from a woman.

Having a job is not going to help extremely introverted awkward people with social anxiety or self esteem issues or just no confidence or social skills.

They're just that "weird guy" at work. I know because I work in IT, a field with a lot of them. My boss is a fucking weird guy. He's a very smart talented dude but in 100% sure he's a 45 year old virgin.
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>>82934586
no one respects neets
no one
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>>82935071
There are Christian buddhists and existsntialists though. Kierkegaard was a pioneer of existentialism and he was a Christian. The only difference between a non existentialist and an existentialist religious person is that the existentialist is knowingly making a choice to believe in his religio which is more authentic rather than letting the book do all the thinking for them because they think they have to. That's not authentic, that's being a sheep. Existentialists say there is no absolute human nature and we are condemned to be whoever we want but people choose to believe they have a predetermined essence that was ordained to them by some transcendent being so they try to adopt that as a blueprint (like religion for example) and relieve themselves of the burden of making their own choices. Where a normie would say "I can't do it because of x, y, and z"; An existentialist would say "I don't want to do it because I'm afraid to fail" which means the opportunity to give it a shot is still there while acknowledging your past failures don't have to dictate your future. I wish more /r9k/ cucks were able to think this way rather than think in absolutes and in black and white. But they lack the willpower to do such things. They would rather just accept their "destiny" and live the rest of their lives having to make excuses for themselves. Pathetic.
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>>82935283
Do you actually know any of this for experience or did you base all these assumptions on what you've seen in the movies? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>82935373
>Do you know this from experience
>Literally state my boss as an example

Gee I wonder.
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>>82935305
What makes you think neets want or care about respect?
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When are NEETs going to admit the only reason why they are a NEET is because they are just trying to save themselves from the hassle of having to try for once in their lives? This whole grandiose idea of them gaming the system is another way for them to validate their worthless existence. In reality they know they are pathetic but they don't want to admit it so they call literally everyone else a cuck because they're out there doing something with their lives while the neet stays home and rots.
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>>82935528
>Try for once

You mean try for 40 hours a week for the rest of your life right? Not exactly try "once".
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>>82935558
You don't have to hate what you do. If you actually "try" you will be able to get a job that is worth going to. I'm a chemical engineer and I love my job man. Only time I had to "try" was in college. God you're such a cuck man.
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>tfw haven't been laid in 20 years
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Serious question for virgins: is there something physically wrong with you that women find unattractive? Is there some mental condition that makes human interaction difficult for you? Are your standards too high? Because I've never not been able to fuck a girl I've been interested in so I don't really understand what's stopping you
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>>82935711
>Every single person on earth can do a job the love

Talk about being fucking naive. Congrats. You lucked out. Hope you have a great life. But don't fucking act like everyone will be in your situation because the majority of us wont. And no, it doesn't just come down to "trying".
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>>82935774
I'm a manlet.
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>>82935774
>never not been able to fuck a girl I've been interested in

what do you look like brad pitt or something
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>>82935774
REEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIE CHAD
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>>82933575
>>82933626
Shut the fuck up.
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>>82935792
I don't think you understand how absolutely fucking lazy and retarded the majority or people are. Some guy hit the nail on the head earlier saying all it takes to separate yourself from the heard is a little bit of effort. Most people are too afraid, lazy, or retarded to do the extra. Of course they hate their jobs and are unfulfilled. This was highly evident in college. Most of the people I went to school with skated by doing the bare minimum and they obviously didn't learn anything. It shows when they finally get their jobs they didn't learn anything and they preform poorly. So you talk about "the majority", well the majority can't do high level jobs like engineering, business, law, doctor, or science, etc. If you feel like you are smarter than most p people then don't waste it.
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>>82936004
no u
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>>82935774
>Is there some mental condition that makes human interaction difficult for you?
Yeah its called Asperger syndrome you fucking asshole
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>>82936036

but what if you're dumber than average and also don't have any interests? I don't have any interests except ancient rome and eating.

I've worked some simple jobs but even things like landscaping and being a janitor are far too complex for me. Why the hell shouldn't I just get by on the lowest effort I can?
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>>82925319
There was actually a Seinfeld episode about this except in reverse where the girl expected to get paid but didn't consider herself a hooker.
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>>82935774
I'm a baneposter.
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>>82923962
Why don't you have a seat right over there...
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>>82926040
This is a perfect description.
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>>82923850
The one where he fucks her in the ass right?
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>>82923008
>IT'S OVER SARAH I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW

What did he mean by this?
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>Jodie Foster goes to a bar alone
>Starts dancing like a whore
>Keeps flashing her body and is not wearing any panties
>One guy makes a move into her
>"no, no, stop, I don't want to have sex! I was only teasing you.
>Starts to violently rape her
>Friends just cheer him on and also start raping her (maybe they like putting their dick on someone's else cum, I don't know)
>Everyone in the bar just keep watching television
>Waitress sees it, but thinks she shouldn't do anything about it (Customer satisfaction is our top priority in this bar)

What the fuck is this movie, this is the most absurd shit ever, anyone who believes this could happen is either a delusional beta cuck or a raging feminist
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>>82923008
Imagine if this was directed by Sam Raimi
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>>82936660
>Haha your a beta if you don't like seeing niggers beat white people.
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>>82935887
I'm feel okay about my looks. I'm not anything special, I'm just aggressive I guess.

>>82935818
I'm 6'2 so I always forget that girls care about height because it's never affected me
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>>82936865
worse has happened
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>>82936915
Thanks for the interesting insight into your life we all asked for.
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>>82927184
>>82927225
Every single person who's ever been successful in their endeavours dedicated time to their craft and that often translates into careers. Additionally, you'll rarely be able to cope in a capital society without some kind of your own funds. 8 hours a day is still only 45% of your day. Your time management is probably fucking shit, which is probably why you're a neet in the first place.
>>82933999
This
>>82934177
When you're 80 you're crippled and pissing in a pan in bed like everyone else. The most common regret in the older population is the things they didn't do, and if you're a NEET that's usually everything.
>>82934273
This guy gets it
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>>82936912

yeah, its not like you need any verification from internet to hate poor blacks. Mere sight of them is enough to make em seem like bunch of animals.
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Post a fucking webm already it's been like 7 hours
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>>82937003

>The most common regret in the older population is the things they didn't do, and if you're a NEET that's usually everything.

I remember reading one of the most common regrets on deathbeds is that they worked same job or worked too much and spent too little time with their families
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>>82937150
11 hours
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>>82937184
Ssshh. Stop making sense it will confuse the wagecuck
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>>82937323

I gotta warn em before its too late! (I just checked a few articles about deathbed regrets and too much working appears on every single one)
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>tfw have terabyte+ of porn
>rarely ever beat off to any of it
>delete it because I have a problem
>immediately eegret and start hoarding again
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I don't know about you but this is the scariest thing i've seen on film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHl1wcv-3KE

I stumbled across it by accident and got very disturbed, more disturbed after seeing gore videos. Then I read its based on some anime and the whole thing wasn't really scary after all the explanations.

I know its some weeaboo stuff but that kind of film would be most terrifying film I can imagine. It would be best if they didn't give any explanations to why giants appear.
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>>82937618
>knowing this feel
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>>82926137
you're about half gay

you're walking a very fine line and if you aren't careful you'll go full faggot
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everyone seems to have forgotten about the cp in this thread. but I haven't
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>>82931687
Yeah, we don't get it EVER, haha, feels good to be on the other side : ^ )
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>>82924885
Enjoy your v&, should've just closed your eyes newfag.
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>>82935088
The system is set up to pay people less than their work is worth so they can have money to spend on products that cost several times more than even the most liberal valuation would place them. The boot is on your face no matter what you do. The harder you work the more the boot is on your face.

The world is split into a number of artificially maintained economies that only function because of the insane variations in value between them.
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>>82933980
Quick question - are you circumcised?
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>>82939480
this is a really good question
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>>82939594
Its not that good of a question.
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>>82941067
It's an OK question.

Worth an answer, as long as we don't get too political about it. we will




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