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Why didn't Harry end up with Hermione /tv/? Memes aside, they were clearly a better match for an adult relationship than either were with Ginny or Ron.
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DULLEST
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Harry didn't end up with Hermione because he ended up being in the DULLEST
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After the second movie Daniel spoke to Rowling and asked about the obvious future of the characters. He requested her to add a Ginny kiss scene in the next book and begged for Harry to avoid Hermione because Emma was annoying
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>>82928527
Would it have been the DULLEST if he had ended up with her? I mostly say that ironically, but the respective Ginny and Ron romances actually contributed to a lot of the poor writing that is often attributed to the books/movies.
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Why didn't Rowling end up writing a good franchise /tv/?
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>>82928438
He got tired of her feminist horseshit
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>>82928562
Dan and Emma are like best friends though Anon, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I did hear that the actress who plays Ginny only planned on really being in the first two movies, but when her character ended up having a bigger part in the later books, she was forced to come back leading to bad acting.
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Why didn't I end up with Luna


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It would have been the DULLEST kiss ever.
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>>82928619
It already was the DULLEST kiss ever, have you read/watched the kiss scenes between Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione? They feel forced as fuck senpai
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>>82928618
Honestly Harry had more chemistry with Luna in both the books and movies than Ginny. If it wasn't gonna be him and Hermione, this makes sense too.
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>>82928438
Because Ginny is a self-insert and Hermione is a role model. Cool guy ends up with a self-insert girl and a role model is made more relatable by dating a loser. HP is a book for girls, anon, you do know that right?
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>>82928682
Agreed, I think it was more obvious in the movies though. They really clicked on screen that made Ginny and Harry look even more laughable
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>>82928438
Because Harry is a cuck, so when he realized Ron had a thing for Hermione he just had to cuck himself.
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>>82928730
It just pisses me off the direction the books took starting with her decision to kill off Sirius in Order of the Phoenix. It feels like a completely different series after this point, and the characters become almost unrecognizable. It's almost like she had a ghost writer finisher books 6 and 7.
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>>82928749
This desu. Harry probably thought he was being self righteous by letting his "friend" get the girl because his "friend" went on a 7 year bitch fest about how he never gets anything and is always overshadowed by his friends/family inst as of tying to improve himself. Ron is a beta posing as an alpha
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>>82928438
This would lead to Ginny and Ron together, which is a lot of incest for a single family.
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>>82929079
Isn't it already implied the Weasley family have a history of fugging each other?

Also, didn't Molly Weasley admit to Hermione and Ginny that the only reason she won over Arthur was because she used a roofie potion on him?
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>>82929079
Or maybe having Harry and Hermione would have forced Rowling to, I don't know, write new and interesting characters with unique development for Ginny and Ron. That's probably asking too much though :^)
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I thought hermoine was a Rowling self insert and Ron was the dude she wished she got with instead or her hop head ex husband.
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>>82929475
Ron was actually supposed to be her ex husband. The books were supposed to be a wish fufilment vehicle for her getting back together with him. It's kinda sad, but doesn't excuse bad writing
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>>82928438
>just realized there's an 11 year old somewhere deep inside of me that is still disappointed by this decision
Main guy and main girl is cliche but so is poorly matched bickering couple. Ron was a fucking prick. I fucking hated him. And even Luna would have been a more interesting pick for Harry than Ginny.
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>>82929891
This exactly. Most people argue that it's cliche, but given the story and what we know it makes much for sense for the series to conform to it in this case. There's a lot of grim dark angst bullsht in the last two books that felt really contrived and annoying. If Rowling had written Harry and Hermione together it might not have been "much contrarian story arc" but it would have been a hell of a lot more believable and more satisfying.
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>>82928438
The dance scene was all a fake memory created by hermione to replace what really happened in that tent where 2 horny teenagers were alone for weeks. Ron would always wonder “did they?”
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>>82930294
Ron is honestly the most insecure literary character I've ever God damn scene. I feel like he thinking Hermione and Harry fuck every time he leaves the room
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>>82930372

To be fair he was wearing the one ring at the time.
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Harry and Hermione ending up together would have been too predictable, however, is doesn't stop this being one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>82930372
>like qt 3.14 brilliant wizard gril
>best friend is better at you at magic in every way, a top quidditch chad, the only kid to ever survive a death spell, rich as fuck thanks to his dead parents, and fights the lord of evil on the reg and wins

How could that not make you insecure?
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Ron and Hermione balance each other because of their differences. And acting like they'll bicker forever because they sometimes fought as teenagers is retarded

Harry and Ginny just match better. There's multiple points in the series where Harry is hanging out with just Hermione and realizes how much he doesn't match with her. Likes her as a friend, but that's it.

When did /tv/ become about shipping
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Why won't you grow up, dumb mobile poster?
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>>82930521
>shipping

Oh god please don't let this turn into a second overwatch general, the shipping cancer infects everything
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are these movies worth watching as an adult? just the one cuaron did?

I read I think three of the books as a child, but only ever saw the first movie, and got pretty bored with the series at that point
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hermione is jk rowling and harry is the guy who knocked her up and left to be with his first family.

the entire series is just one big dig at him, hermione was planned to be the real hero, but her editors convinced her that nobody would take a girl main character seriously and forced her to heavily rewrite, this is why hermione is such a fleshed out character and harry is so bland and boring, it was always supposed to be about her.
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>>82929717
An well I was close enough
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>>82930469

How were james and lily so loaded anyways
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>>82930412
>posting quinten unironically
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>>82930412
>lotr
>carroll
>shit-tier
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>>82930611
Used magic to secure an abnormally high interest rate at gringotts
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>>82930408
>Tfw you realize Ron is an objectively shittier Samwise Gamgee
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>>82930611

It was never really explained. I think Rowling did some hand-waving about how distant ancestors invented all kinds of stuff and passed down the fortune.
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the 3rd director would have gotten it right
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>>82930611

Pretty sure his dads family line is ancient, I imagine his money is just really old.
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>>82930575
Not at all unless you're a tumblr whale
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>>82930664

Ah so lily married for money, James was a total cunt so this makes sense
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>>82930575
it is kino when you are under 17
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>>82928438
Because in the books he doesn't care much about her, doesn't find her attractive, and prefers hanging out with Ron. When Ron leaves them alone in the tents, he doesn't dance with her, rather he barely even talks to her.

The movies completely changed their relationship dynamics and made them much closer.
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>>82928618
You'll have to compete with the black cock that currently is in her.
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>>82930611
>>82930664
Cop out for laziness. Most of the wizard economy makes no fucking sense but its easier to say he is loaded so you dont have to figure out anything.
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>>82930685
>avatar
>masterpiece

Nice try
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>>82930550
>Mfw when summer posters are gonna bring regular Harry Potter threads back to 4chan

It honestly would probably be better than Overwatch general though
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>>82929717
>>82929475
Wrong, Ron was supposed to be her best friend from highschool which she fantasized about.
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>>82928438
we reddit now
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>>82930732
Avatar is a cinematic masterpiece

Everything is said through visuals that's where real cinematic depth and emotion comes from, not pseudo-thoughtful explanatory monologues. Cameron is a true auteur following his vision, a real master

I'm not surprised an immature Potter babby cant form his own opinion on his movies and just hate on it because it's not "grimdark" and "capeshit" enough for his pleb /vg/ mindset
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>>82930521

Honestly the meme that either couple would work out long term needs to end. They all started dating when they were 16-17, they aren't even adults yet. People change way more from 16-25 then they do throughout the rest of their lives. The odds of either of the cannon pairings working out long term are almost zero.

>Ron and Hermione balance each other out

The "balancing out" they do to each other in the books is not how a real, healthy dull relationship works anon. You need to be a team with your partner, bringing out the best in each other and covering up each other's weaknesses. Abandoning for people in war zones and consntlay bitching at one another is not balancing each other out. That's called not getting along
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Friendly reminder that Hermione was an annoying shrew in the books and Harry could barely stand her, so he frequently ignored and avoided her. He just had her around to do his homework and research.
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>>82930724

In a lot of ways, Harry Potter is like 50 Shades of Grey, in that the real fantasy is getting banged into an awesome life. Harry goes from being a nobody with a crappy life to being rich, famous, and smack in the middle of all of this cool shit. Likewise, the girl in 50 Shades has this handsome billionaire who suddenly takes this huge interest in her, and she goes from anonymous nobody to riding in helicopters, penthouse apartments, brand new car, the whole deal. It's more lifestyle porn than anything else.

Stories about how random nobodies get noticed suddenly and Forrest Gump their way into instant respect, fame, and riches will always be popular.
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>>82928438
Cuz it's metaphor from real life. You will not end up with the girl you have always loved.
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>>82930530

If growing up means I can't talk about what I enjoy, then I don't plan on it
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>>82930889
Harry's life fucking sucks anyway though. I really felt bad for the guy.

>be 11 year old abused all his life
>suddenly discover that an entire nation looks up for you to be their savior
>on top of that they are critical of every little thing he does
>you just want to live normally but someone tries killing you every week
>audience of autists and manchildren have extremely unrealistic expectations from you to be overpowered because you are they use you as a self-insert for power fantasies
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>>82930889
Its still lazy. I can see something truly fantastic but it would need work and I'm not sure if Rowling could or would. Its really rather sad.
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>>82930708
This
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>>82930904
You okay anon?
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I wonder how many wizards used magic to give themselves giant dicks, or multiple dicks to fuck multiple chicks at the same time?
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>>82928438
Implying that Hermione didn't have an affair with Harry later in life. Harry definately fucked her and every other witch he could get his hands on because it's not like Ginny would ever leave him and everyone wants to fuck the Jesus of the wizarding world.
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>>82931057
No, but thanks for asking.
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>>82930904
but Harry didn't love her you pathetic cuck
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>>82931115
He held his feelings down, so he wouldn't be rejected desu.
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>>82931135
Stop projecting into fictional characters, it just makes you more pathetic. And kys
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>>82931094

Imagine the porn/prostitution industry. You could have a picture or poster talk to you as you jerk off to it, or sleep with a landwhale disguised as a 10/10 with polyjuice potion.
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>>82931150
t. Ron
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>>82931166
lol you don't need porn/prostitution. You can just put some muggle whore under the Imperius or Confundus spell or love potion. Like Voldemort's mother did.
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>>82928438
>He hasn't read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

kek
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>>82931166
>mfw I don't cum before the time limit and right as I'm about to blow she changes back to an obese fatty, killing my boner instantly
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>>82928494
FRANCHISE
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>>82931277
just use the time turner
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>>82931311
Kek this works far too well
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>>82931277

>mfw she turns into a man while my dick is still inside.

That's going to be one embarrassing trip to St. Mungo's.
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>>82931267
Shitty fic, the author is so fucking full of himself it makes the story unbearable and all his own additions are shit

Also, killing Hermione for le epic shockvalue xd was really fucking cheap, then raising her from the dead to smooth it over was even cheaper.

The fat hubris kike that writes that shlock need to end his life asap
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>>82931444
Hermione should have died in the first book, the series would be so much better without her
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>>82931393
you know, given just how many people already do ungodly stupid things to their private parts
with access to magic, there should be an entire wing of that hospital dedicated to that kind of injury
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>>82931444
>t. pic related
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Watched the goblet of fire tonight, and remembered the thought I had throughout reading all the books and watching all the movies:
Harry Potter would have been a million times better if Hermione was the main character. Harry and Ron are both irredeemable cunts and I can't believe they've managed to become two of the most iconic literary characters in the world. Hermione is literally the only competent and sympathetic character in the entire series.
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>>82930648

Given how much else HP ripped off LotR, this makes sense.
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>>82931183
Kek
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>>82931500
>He doesn't know about the penii restorum charm
>>82931509
read HPMOR
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>>82931444
she got raised? stopped reading somewhere around the time she got eaten by the troll

one of the okay things about the HP universe is that, despite the magic, Rowling went out of her way to ensure coming back from the death was nearly impossible and carried immense repercussions so at least death didn't feel cheap
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>>82931150
Go to bed Icky Ronniekins
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I really don't get this

Hermione and Harry are not a good fit at all where did this meme come from? It's reddit as fuck
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>>82931509
Hermione sucks and is only a shitty self-insert for ugly feminist cunts who think they are uber clever. Like yourself. kys
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>>82931444
trips of truth
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>>82931613
hermione is the perfect self-insert for the female readers
ron is less than the perfect boyfriend they imagine themselves getting
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>>82931613
>where did this meme come from?

From the movies that completely changed their relationship. Also from pathetic veddit nu-males who have the hots for Emma Watson.
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>>82931613
Overweight women and the numales that chase them
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>>82931654
nah, fanfiction is virtually 100% females
males with the hots for Emma just fapped to the billion images floating around on the internet
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>>82930412
This pasta is shit, here is how it should have been:

Harry and Hermione ending up together would have been too dull even for theHarry and Hermione ending up together would have been too predictable, however, is doesn't stop this of being the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>82931690
No there are lots male fanfiction writers. You can spot them easily because they always make Harry have a 9 inch penis and get a harem in their stories. Some of them even like bitchy annoying nerds like Hermione.
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>>82931630
samefag

>>82931552
>stopped reading
pleb
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>>82931630
samefag

>>82931552
>stopped reading
pleb
>he didn't even see 13 year old harry take out 32 death eaters and mega-voldemort with a single thread of spider-silk
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>>82931748
okay maybe not 100% but at the very least 95% of all fanfiction was written by females
sure there's the occasional guy who writes fanfiction, just like there's the occasional guy who takes it up the arse
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>>82930845
>visual masterpeace
>looks like a video game
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>>82928618
>People think this girl is attractive
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>>82928682
agree Luna was a more interesting character. The actress was like 10x hotter as well.
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>>82930845
Her was fucking awful though. Jesus mary and joseph that movie was so fucking shitty
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>>82932637
confirmed for not playing video games.
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>>82931776
>>82931802
samefag

hpmor was shit
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>>82933718
>samefag
ob-fucking-biously, I posted it twice
>hpmor was shit
for you
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>>82930412
this pasta is sponsored by xeno weath
xeno weath, the best in the galaxy
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>>82928438
I want a movie about middle-aged teacher harry, who is a washed up hack that is a bit pervy towards the students, but everyone tolerates it because he's a celebrity.
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>>82928438
Because for Harry it's like as if she was her sister
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>>82934798
>Because for Harry it's like as if she was her sister

For the degenerate autists on this board this is only an argument in favor of them as a couple.
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>>82931552
No way, did the story, where death is considered an absolute evil for the whole of mankind by both the author and the MC...dared to have a resurrection in it? What a bad writing!
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>>82930732
Yeah I liked citizen bane more myself. Please check the post better retard
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>>82930412
pleb
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>yes yes well done Slytherin, well done
>HOWEVER

Why was he such a cunt
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>>82936131

Because Slytherins basically get a free A+ and hundreds of points from that bitch nigga Snape through the year. He balances that bullshit out.
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>>82928562
That's wrong though, Radcliffe had a crush on Watson.
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>>82936131
The real question is how many young boys did he rape while working at Hogwarts.
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>>82935909

Orwell wasn't trying to predict the future, he was writing about the Soviet Union. This comic is garbage as is Brave New World.
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>>82936131
>>82936370
>every time Dumbledore's blue eyes twinkles in the books he is literally invading their private thoughts with mind reading
I wonder how many boys he diddled for naughty thoughts before memory charming them and then making them die for him in his war
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>>82931094
They probably conjured super realistic sex toys instead.
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>>82931613
>are not a good fit at all
Neither are Ron and Hermione. Ron isn't a good fit with fucking anybody, he spends a good half of the last 4 books being mad and useless.
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>>82936575
Sounds to me like he's a good fit for 4chan

Truly /ourguy/
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>>82936131
Because that nigger Snape had been making Slytherin win 7 times in a row before that year.
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>>82928438
>Not Hermoine and Draco

Truly shit-taste.
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>>82930732
>Quentin !!p3mpBqBwOeY
>not knowing better than you plebeian cunt
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>>82937016
This is the true patrician choice

>no passionate pureblood/mudblood hate love relationship
Ah, what could have been
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>>82937218
>Pureblood/Mudblood

Essentially the wizard equivalent of interracial couples. I wonder why /tv/ doesn't approve given their overall obsession with cucking.
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>>82928438
Because Hermione has small boobs.
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>>82928438
Because Harry got a glimpse into the future and saw the feminist cunt she grew into.
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>>82937334
Muggles aren't destructive beasts like niggers and the magic bloodline isn't really comparable to race in any meaningful way
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>>82937016
also tom felton and emma watson dated
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>>82938918
No they didn't.

Emma did however have a crush on Tom and thought his skateboard was rad as shit
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>>82939000
yea they did around the time beatween harry potter and the goblet of fire and order of the phoenix
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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>>82939102
No they fucking didn't

I don't know what you've been told by people, but a simple google search will prove you wrong.
I've watched every bit of the interviews and read all the articles since I'm a massive autist

Emma had a huge crush on Tom but he didn't feel the same way and she says that fact broke her heart
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>>82930685
>durrr
look harry potter movies are not good for their plot, theyre good for the food and imagining you're in a fairy tale castle. If you really don't want to watch it, you should just go to harrypotter world and get the same experiance, but the movies listed are half shit and aren't worth watching. Especially a space oddessy. Besides the iconic scenes with hal 9000 that entire movie is garbage and only gets parroted in lists like this for its technical achievement and the fact that it had a way more popular way way way more successful book.
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>>82930845
idiot, avatar isn't shit because of its scene and storytelling direction is. it's shit because the story is shit, and its visuals are astoundingly uncanny valley. you obviously suck on that dick like a hobby but most people who go to watch a movie don't furiously masturbate over key frames.
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>>82930862
wrong, she was an adorable shrew.
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>>82938907
no its basically exactly comparible to race you idiot.

>>82937334
they hate black people and their hatred for them is so shallow that any other form of race mixing gets a pass.
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>>82937016
>>82937016
>>82937218
as for this couple. I don't fucking understand this meme. Draco is an absolute cunt. Hes not shown to have any redeaming qualities and it would be far easier for the storyline if he didn't exist because he's a purposeless dramatic instigator but never becomes relevant in any way like a proper rival should until the very end when he goes DE. He's just someone there to classically goad the heros into doing stupid shit, he's a lazy plot device and pairing hermione up with him has the kind of baffling appeal as her getting married to a glass of water.
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>>82936295
it's my personal headcanon that snape doesn't play much favoritism. sure he's gonna hate the mudbloods but he also has to sit there and watch as the entire house of his becomes a bunch of baby twats and took the pride and majesty of his view of the wizarding pureblood world and boiled it down into an edgy ego centric circle jerk. Hes like an SS officer having to oversee a bunch of storm front children. children who's parents will get very pissed if they hear a word of trouble.
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>>82940013
No it's not, you fucking retard

Magic as an ability is something you either have or don't have, and can crop up in anyone
Race is mixable and mixing with a race with lower IQ means the child will share that trait

Muggleborns are no less apt at magic than purebloods are, so it becomes a question of upbringing and culture instead of a question about blood

It's a hamfisted attempt at discrediting biology by an old, uneducated leftie who knows nothing of the subject
It's not like race in any way
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>>82940282
>Muggleborns are no less apt at magic than purebloods are, so it becomes a question of upbringing and culture instead of a question about blood
yeah you idiots really do know nothing about genetics. squibs are a literal canon part of the universe, it's obvious that as you introduce more and more muggles into the breeding process the ability to have magic will become a less and less prevelant trait just as it would if you had a bunch of people who all had good vision and let them breed with anyone who didn't. You don't know shit about biology if you think your stromfront bullshit has any relevance to it.
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>>82940079
This.

Draco fans are the worst sort of cucks and roasties. They hear "blonde and rich" and imagine some aristocratic vampire, but he's just a tryhard little faggot attention whore.
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>>82940431
girls like draco and hermione because they love bad boy good girl trope
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>>82931267
>Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
is that a real book?
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>>82940954
No, it's one of the worst fanfictions ever, and that's saying something.
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>>82930889
The whole premise of the story is literally "I received a letter in the mail saying I was an über special snowflake and now I'll have cool adventures in a pseudo-aristocratic setting".
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>>82940541
I am a girl and I can confirm that we love the edge, but unfortunately I am also >>82940079
and I'm telling you that draco only has the same success as edward cullen. Basically shit storytelling and fucking over human instincts basically means that making a character as blank and boring as possible works to your advantage because everyone else who's watching will just fill in the fucking blanks automatically like someone put into sensory deprivation will eventually just start hallucinating things because it's so god damn boring.

Draco is not a good bad boy, hes not a good anything. Hes like those fucking speaker toys you can find in gag shops that say something snarkey, put into the shape of a cunt.
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>>82941000
glad the internet turned their back on this. I was around when it exploded becuase I love fanfiction, and I cannot for the life of me understand how it got popular. it's unreadable garbage
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>>82941333
desu 99.99% of fanfiction is unreadable garbage. Whenever I try to find something interesting I marvel yet again at how crazy fanfiction is. It's like a cesspit of all the worst fetishes, fantasies and beliefs there is. And there are so many people who actually think those stories are good. People call /b/ the anus of the internet but in truth it's ffn.
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>>82941599
You are wrong, there is plenty of good fanfiction. (in the sense that we are comparing to your average flick). this says more about the quality of flicks than fanfiction. At times, a beloved series can be so god awful that it would be difficult for a consistant fanfiction to be worse than it, because its either so bad or the entire show had a revolving door of writers and the thing clashes like a inucurry collage.

Sailor moon for example is so garbage for the first 3 seasons that just about any fic you read, even the awful ones, are better than it.

this means reimaginings are even better than most of the canon garbage, simply because it's so much more self consistant. Here's a great example of one. days numbered 1-22
http://www.shadowchronicles.net/day1.html
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>>82941813
I've read lots of fanfiction, and no there is a very little amount of good in there. Maybe your standards are just very low, like most fanfiction readers. As much as people like to criticize HP canon, their fanon is even worse.
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>>82941902
>durr
no actually. I'm pretty picky about garbling down bullshit, which is why you wont see me watch or read much fanfiction, tv shows, or movies at all. I'm objectively right here. Fanfiction may be shit, but that's just because people are shit. the only thing most shows and movies have to offer is a budget, but very few people are passionate, they go home after their paycheck and don't give a shit. no where is this more prevelant than in long standing series (years and years like HP) or cartoons (writers and staff could care less, often have dozens of writers over just a few seasons). A fanfiction author that knows how to spell and the basic elements of storytelling (IE what conflict is, and how to resolve it) will almost inevitably do just as well as the trained professionals because they, especially for reasons described in another thread, have a lot of shit to do, don't care, and are going to cut as many corners as they can and go home.
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>>82940379
Literally not one single scrap of evidence that suggests mudblood breeding affects squibs

Try again, moron
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>>82942195
Television and movie writers might not be extraordinary, but they understand basic storytelling, structure, and themes in a way most fanfiction writers don't. Fanfiction is mostly just "what I think is cool and epik: the story".
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>>82942335
>durrr muh special plea
its an inheritable trait just like any other Stormfront nogger

>>82942387
Understand them? absolutely. this does not mean they always or even often employ them, nor does it mean when they do so they do it in a way that doesn't make you want to pull your own eye sockets out from around your eyes. most tv shows are a conga line of cringe humor and shit storytelling
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>>82942496
>most tv shows are a conga line of cringe humor and shit storytelling

Oh they are. But fanfiction is even worse.

pic related, typical fanfiction author
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>>82942581
no, they are equally shit.
I'd love to post a picture of RR martin even though hes a good writer, cause hes absolutely just as ugly. but then again, doing so would also imply that the writer you posted is good if being a pile of fat and uglystick is supposed to reflect on your writing talents
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>>82934798
Wouldn't Ron feel the same way? But then again, I wouldn't put it past the Wesley's being sister-fucking yokels, ginger cunts that they are




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