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ITT: Pure mankino that females will simply NEVER understand
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>>85068447
DUDE WEEVILS LMAO
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which is the ultimate dad movie: Master and Commander or The Hunt For Red October?
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Braveheart. Women only think that they understand freedom.
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>>85068948
my mom loves this movie and agrees and billy insulted him a little
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>>85069007
Women can't fully appreciate it, it's a male power fantasy.
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>But mom! I am a big boy now, I watch big boy movieeees
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>>85068956
>>85069205
Have a (You) and go back to your GoT threads
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>>85068447
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Pretty much any 80s B movie desu
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>>85068447
>>85068475
Females understand how to take a dick and make babies. Why would they or anyone else want to watch let alone understand pure trash like these?
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>>85068447
I rented this movie back in 2005 to watch with my first girlfriend in high school. We were in her living room on the couch while her parents left us alone and went to bed. She kept trying to give me a handjob and throw her titties in my hand, but I only wanted to watch the movie in OP's pic. It's awesome.
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>>85068919
The Deer Hunter
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someone say MANNkino?
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I honestly don't think that women can "get" Das Boot - even the ones who think they do. It's one of those war films that isn't about war at all, but about the brotherhood between the men who fight it.
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>>85069718
Women can understand fellowship with another person after fighting alongside them.
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>>85069879
>Women can understand fellowship with another person after fighting alongside them
why would you bother posting blatent lies on the internet?
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>>85069879
This is some of the best b8 I've seen in a while, well done.
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Women will never understand the plight of being a manlet.
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>>85070457
>you dont get it grandma! It's for boys!
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it started in our early days
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>>85068447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au7rXWLTYlI
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>>85068447
>rum, buggery, and the lash
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>>85069644
oh shit nigger
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>>85071630
every woman i've ever known has loved stand by me
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>>85071553
women understand single motherhood and weapons built to destroy civilization just fine
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>>85069879
they really can't
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>boy"""kino"""
Master and Commander
John Wick
Goodfellas
Fight Club
Donnie Darko
Nu-male flavor of the month

>Women art
Je, tu, il, Elle
Il deserto rosso
A Woman Under the Influence
Vivre sa Vie
Ascenseur pour l'échafaud
Scener ur ett äktenskap
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels
Shadows
Ninotchka
La Religieuse
Matrimonio all'italiana
麦秋
Viridiana
Mouchette
Höstsonaten
Tagebuch einer Verlorenen
大红灯笼高高挂
Лeтят жypaвли
Io La Conoscevo Bene
エロス+虐殺
Ménilmontant
山の音
赤い天使
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>>85071398
>I save pictures of high schoolers and post them everywhere to feel better about myself
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>>85071630
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do boys only understand hardcore narrative with ADHD pacing and epic explosions?
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>>85071630
Fixed
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>>85071630
Some of those were directed and even written by women.
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>>85071932
Just because a woman made it doesn't mean that she understood it.

See: children
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>>85071952
The Outsiders was based on a book written by a woman and adapted to a screenplay by another woman.
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>>85071981
Thank you for proving my point.
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Incel general? Incel general.
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>>85068447
I literally watched pic related with a girl and she claimed it was boring, bland and didn't have an interesting story.

And that was a girl who said she knows movies and decided to watch this because Kubrick...
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>>85072026
Proving it wrong, yeah.
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>>85071710
>I realize my political views are only shared by cringy highschoolers and it makes me insecure
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>>85072347
>You can't call out cringy behavior without being politically invested
Oh to have your peanut brain.
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>>85071756
>>85071904
>t.femine girls
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>>85069270
Get this trash outta here
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>>85068447
this move is the go to for testing out home theater speakers
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Way of the Gun

Outlaw Josey Wales
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>>85072054
>didn't have an interesting story
Blow her brains out it would be better for everyone
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>>85071630
do women understand gladiator?
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>>85073311
I stopped dating her.

Nice digits.
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>>85071756
>>85071904
Why are roasties THIS easily triggered?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2OzlPGHxCc
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>>85068881
that joke was GOAT
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>>85069879
Kek. Good one, Anon. Haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
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>>85073351
>do women understand 'x'?
no.

the answer is always no.
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>>85072054
I hate woman now
Paths of glory is pure trash m8
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Women have a rough time coming to terms with FGF. Most never do.
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>>85074189
>Paths of glory is pure trash m8
>t. woman
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>>85072531
>>85073452
>no arguments
Typical boys incapable of critical thinking.
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>>85068501
This
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>>85071756

>men cant understand this
>american psycho

wut?
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>>85069270

I nonironically 100% agree with you on this desu senpai
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>>85073351

no but they get wet at every scene the main character is involved.
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>>85074538
The entire sentence "men can't understand" is already a fallacy. There's no such thing as something men can't understand, aside from woman's insanity.
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>>85068948
>the names dont line up

JUST
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>>85074538
The movie was directed by a feminist who made Bateman a manchild who vents his Toxic masculinity through misogynistic murder fantasies. At least that's the line they toe.
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>>85074603

The book, the movie was made out from, made the whole leftists/feminists mega outraged back when it was published (1991 if i remember correctly)
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>>85068475
My mom actually thinks that these movies are some of the best action films ever. She likes the classics more of course, but I'm pretty sure she gets these.
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>>85074865
I doubt it lad
My mom loves master and commander but she doesn't *get* it, she just likes it superficially
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>>85071756
>>85071679

Pretentious shite.

It's not that men can't understand, on an intellectual level, it's that no man would ever want to.
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>>85071756
>Point Break
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>>85068501
Fucking this.

Also, pretty much anything Snyder puts his hands on. Women can't understand it even if they occasionally like it. Numales just flat can't understand it at all, either.
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>>85075530

I'm pretty sure "Nu-males" if that's what we're calling skinny, neckbearded hipsters now, are the target audience for most of what Snyder is making. And I genuinely enjoy most of his stuff but he's the definition of an artsy but still easy to follow and thematically obvious action director.
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>>85075583
I beg to differ.
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>>85074748
Yeah, because Bateman was just a psycho in that book. The woman intentionally took the book and added the stuff about it being in his head as a statement.
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>>85068447
read the books, they're fucking awesome.
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>>85068447
revenant
swiss army man
rampage
pi
the aviator
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>>85071630
>Her
Yeah I think women understand perfectly well dicking around with a guy and leaving when it suits their fickle urges.
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>>85075706
This. The book ending of far side of the world (the main source of the movie's plot) was fucking amazing.
Also when Aubrey gets arrested for debt and put at the pillory, then all the sailors flood the square and intimidate the hired crew that wanted to throw shit at him. Goddamn
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>>85071679
>>Women art
You forgot Possession
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>>85068447
The Road Warrior
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>>85071756
>someone so butthurt by these threads they made this image
you need to chill friend
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>>85073452
they probably aren't even women, just beta liberal men
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>>85071952
underrated
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>>85068447
What was this movie even supposed to be about? I was so bored that I dozed off halfway through it.
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>>85068447
>see pic
>think it's a naval warfare thread
>happily enter thread
>realize it's a virgin recluse vent-off instead
sad tbqh
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>men cant understand american psycho
sorry but youre wrong not only do we understand it but we make up a majority of school and office shooters, we make up most of the prison population and we have more serial killers.
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>>85076799
if you see that image and don't instantly know what this thread is about, you need to go back
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>>85076799
hello fellow got tourist
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>>85068447
"Retarded Left Wing females". Thanks.
Don't tar us all with the same brush, I love masculine films because they actually have quality storylines, actors, and no contrived romances or SJW-shit.
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>>85076799
You need to leave friend.
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>>85077152
>serial killers
That's not the point of the movie though.
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I thought a girl I liked would be into this, she wasn't.

I don't watch movies with women anymore.
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>>85076799
how do you do, reddinigger
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>>85069879
na, there is no film about fighting with women tht doesnt end up with the a dick in her.

It's unnavoidable, and explicitly why women werent allowed in the military as the all the pussy you'd ever need came from the dead enemy girls.

Women role is in peace and starting wars, not fighting them.
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>>85079554
Shut up whore and post dem titties.
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>>85069879
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>>85071952
this.
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>>85071553
>Superman
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>>85068475
not only is John Wick not that great, but it's supposedly some reddit shit which you guys claim to hate
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>>85076351
same thing senpai.
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>>85079554
you know what to do roastie
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>>85071630
Add Lord of the rings. Even though a lot of women "like" it, I think there are very few women who "get" it
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>>85074965
You might just be a brainlet
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>>85071756
Years ago I was working in a traveling railroad construction crew. We all watched Virgin Suicides(separately, the hotel had showtime and we had our own rooms)...and NONE of us understood it
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>>85068447
THE LESSER OF TWO WEEVILS
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>>85075683
Quietly the ultimate MWJDU...I dont even think there is a woman in it..even for a second.....not to mention the theme/story
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>>85075946
Good choice..had an ex honestly ask me once..." Why do guys like that movie so much?"
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>>85071756
>it's a women can't form their own thoughts so they copy men again episode
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>>85074934
Well it's a lot easier to get John Wick for anyone than it is Master and Commander, so she probably gets the John Wicks.
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I watched this fucking movie... the end was shit, I prefer my movie to be tied up in a nice little bow.

However, great movie.
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>>85069197
Who are you to say this about three billion people? Have you individually tested every woman on Earth on their understanding of Goodfellas?
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>>85074965
>a male actually typed this out, did the captcha, and submitted it
Watch more film you low IQ brainlet
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I get why I am an incel now. It's because women don't understand my kino. Women are from venus and men are from mars right? Guys?
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>>85087319
See >>85074603
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>>85087673

See: my ass.

Bateman's pretty much in line with how he acted in the book. I say this as someone who's read the fucking thing more than a hundred times over.
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>>85068919
Forrest Gump
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>>85069446
this
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>>85069644
>>85071617
Honestly, the entirety of Michael Mann's filmography
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>>85069879
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>>85072785
This.
None of my gfs could get pass the intro.
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>>85087745
Shit taste in books on top of shit taste in film. What's next?

>>85088771
Trash flicks. This VA meme needs to die so people can return to neurotypical film discussion.

>>85088868
Nice Reddit meme.
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>>85071952
This.
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>>85071756
Why Werckmeister Harmonies ?
There are a lot of bad movies in there.
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>>85075583
they sure as fuck didn't get Watchmen
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>>85088771
If you remove every scene with female dialogue Heat is a perfect movie
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>>85073351
They like the scenes where Russel Crowe is shirtless.
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>>85068501
yep
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>>85088984

>What's next?

"Failed abortion", your autobiography.
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>>85073548
Someone needs to add both Elite Squad movies to this >>85071630 chart.
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>>85075946
the first one too
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>>85088984
Toastie roastie.
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>>85071756
Literally only one good movie on that list.
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What I'm getting from the thread

>movies made for men
Capeshit
Action
Sequels
90 minutes runtimes
Explosions
Reboots
Fantasy
Homoeroticism
From the 80s on
American
IMDb-core

>films made for women
Contemplative cinema
Neorealism
Arthouse
4+ hours
Foreign and American
From all eras
Mubi, Cahiers du Cinema, and other high brow publications

Really makes you think (foreign concept to males)
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>>85089554
>>85089294
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>>85071630
>Kingdom of Heaven
>Christians are total shit for brains
>Bro do you even Vult?
>Muslims are misunderstood good people that totally don't wanna Allahu Akbar all over your woman's face
Get that shit off the list
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>>85089020
Ágnes did 90% of the work and got 5% of the credit.

>>85089294
Nice /r9k/eddit meme you low IQ incel.

>>85089443
Get some taste.
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>>85089759
Thanks, roastie :^)
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>>85071630
my gf loved her and whiplash
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>>85071630
Where's Mud
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>>85091056
In the trash where it belongs
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>>85071668
yes but do they understand /sacrifice/

Do they understand why the agent did what he did, why he thought it was right.

Do they understand why the artist helped the robot and kid

They don't, they always disagree with the decisions of each character not understand that they do it because of a code or righteousness.
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>>85079554
Okay, bitch. Why does the captain in OP's post refuse to not give up when it is entirely not worth it to chase the enemy ship?
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>>85068447
This
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This is the only one I have never understood, or the male love for it. Then again, maybe it was just high schoolers in 2005.
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>>85068956
Why do you always insist on posting your avatar here?
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>>85068447
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>>85081662
what a gorgeous specimen

women could NEVER understand a man's attraction to this figure
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>>85092038

An ex-girlfriend of mine loved that film and everything about it. But admittedly she also had a thing for thinking the brothers were gay for each other.
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>>85069879
The literally can´t.

It´s an evolutionary male trait.

Women can only form deep emotional relationships with children.
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Can Tomboys understand mankino?
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>>85071904
I miss the days when the fedora meme meant something instead of being a catch-them-all generic insult.
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>He isnt a man of the service
[boisterous laughter]
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>>85069879
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This.
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>>85069270
I think that's a movie that nobody understands
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>>85076799
This desu. Incels ruin everything
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>>85072531
>>85071756
>>85073452
>>85074538
>>85074965
>>85076296
>>85083236

men are so easily triggered lmao
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>>85071630
>>85071756
You both include Point Break.... so which is it?
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>>85081701
>>85082164
Back to /b/ you post 2015 Redditors
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>>85095553
Why did you quote >>85071756 ?

Might as well name it "Posts Women Will Never Understand"
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>>85094756
That Smee face.
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>>85068447
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I'm surprised that movie never get mentioned here, it's stylish to perfection and has still one of the best car chases in cinema history.
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>>85072054
I didn't like it either and I hate womemes
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>>85068447
characters men WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND




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