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>DUDE PUTTING RAW FISH ON RICE IS SO DIFFICULT AND RESPECTABLE
Fuck this retarded gook and his shitty food
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>>87727769
>gook
I don't mind the bait, but getting this wrong is not excusable.
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>>87727769
you're objectively right but i just know there's an army of braindead sushi "connaisseurs" incoming and they'll either tell you that you're a burger and/or foodpleb or that you never tried a 100$ sushi so you never had "real" sushi...
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>>87727769
Oh, hehe, this thread again.

What's your favorite roll /tv/?
I'm kind of split between Spicy Tuna and Unagi (Eel) rolls.
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>>87727769

Japanese sushi masters fold the rice over 1000 times to remove all impurities. You wouldn't understand.
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>>87727769
Lots of money to be made by putting raw fish on rice, why not get in the game and become rich? The "experts" should be easy to fool, it's just fish on rice after all.
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>>87727998
>DUDE IF YOU AREN'T DOING SOMETHING YOURSELF YOU CANT CALL IT EASY LMAO
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>>87727989
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>>87727769
This thread always makes my day.
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>>87727981
I like the one with teriyaki chicken. Then I drown that shit in soy sauce.
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>>87727981
Mines the grilled chicken and avocado roll
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>not being jealous of how much he loves his work
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>>87728008
Reading comprehension? It's easy, like I said. Plenty of money in it too, since this scam hasn't been fully exploited by enterprising individuals yet.
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6 California rolls Jiro! Onygeishimasinen! Arigoto!
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>>87727847
>implying nips aren't just Korean immigrants
Yayoi came and supplanted the jomon or raped them or whatever, they're still probably more gook than the actual gook-manchu rapebabies
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>>87727981
Whatever one has cream cheese i dunno what it is thats what i ask for and they know its really good but you have to eat a lot to be full
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DUDE IF I REPEAT THE SAME SIMPLE TASKS EVERY DAY FOR 60 YEARS IT ADDS AN AURA TO IT THAT SOMEHOW MAKES IT WORTH 10X THE NORMAL PRICE LMAO
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I can buy the shit at harris teeter and experience his sushi
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT FUCKER! we should track him down and murder him OP, you and me
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rich people are scum. anyone that spends that much on raw fish should be shot
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>>87727981
California roll ;)
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>>87728200
based, let's do it bro
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>>87727769

Sashimi is the biggest scam in terms of Japanese "cuisine". It costs more than sushi but is just sushi without the rice.

You're paying $15 for 6 thin slices of raw fish and nothing else.
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all the poorfags itt lmao
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>>87727769
>passionless loser
get a job /pol/
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>>87727769
that's nothing man
MAMMA MIA I SMEAR-AH DE PAINT ON DE CANVAS-AH SELL FOR MILLION DOLLARS
how do people fall for this shit?
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kinda want to eat "toro"
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>>87728226
It would only be a bad thing if you can't afford it. Poor people are the real scum they know they are worthless so they try and make up for it by criticizing the rich.
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>>87728120
thats called a philly roll. its a salmon roll with cucumber/avacado/cream cheese maybe carrot too
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JIRO YOU BALD FUCK 2 CALIFORNIA ROLLS, BARBEQUE CHICKEN FILLING, DEEP FRIED AND DON'T GO EASY ON THE AVOCADO AND PHILADELPHIA CHEESE FUCKER!
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>ruining your kids life for raw fish
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>>87728277
>He comes from a country that doesn't have all you can eat sushi
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>>87727981
i think nigiri is the best, yellowtail is pretty fucking solid
crystal shrimp is the ultimate beginner roll, shit is delicious and its not even raw fish.
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>>87728264
>>87728264
I am in your area, come out dude. Hear that honking? that's me.
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>>87727769
dedicating your entire life to making high quality food that comes as near to perfection as possible is respectable

random degenerates browsing 4chan sure do have a high bar for what classifies as "respectable".

SAD!
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for me it's the barbecue chicken roll
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>>87727981
>Unagi (Eel) rolls

Patrician choice.
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For me is the Dorito Crust Shrimp Roll.
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>>87727981
>>87728028
>>87728029
>>87728120
>>87728396
>>87728263
>t. Supermarket Sushi connoisseurs
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>>87728177
thats the pinnacle of asian culture and its fucking true. Look up youtube videos of regular people doing stupid tasks. Asian can hand stitch up a soccerball in 2 minutes because they have been doing it for 60 years. Its impressive
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>>87727769
Man this Documentary was pure Kino. Go back to rebbit if you hate it I bet you like Xavier: Reddit Angel too
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I've been jerking off for 28 years but that doesn't make me some far east enlightened master of masturbation. doing the same shit for a long time doesn't make you an expert
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>>87728460
please tell me a generic sushi roll name that is not found in the supermarket. go ahead and try sport
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>>87728482
Yeah, but can you sell your skeet for premium prices
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>>87728277

Steak is the biggest scam in history. It costs more than minced meat but is just minced meat without the bread.

You're paying $15 for 6 thin slices of raw meat and nothing else
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>>87728460
Damn straight. Supermarket sushi is fine cuisine.
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>>87728543
>without the bread.
?
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>>87727989
>Japanese sushi masters fold the rice over 1000 times to remove all impurities.

I know you're only pretending to be retarded (maybe), but the whole "Japanese swordsmiths fold the metal thousands of times to remove impurities" is actually why Japanese swords are uniformly shit. It adds oxygen which makes the blades brittle and worthless. Japanese swords are actually some of the worst in the world.

Only weebs sing their praises.
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>>87728543
>Serving on a piece of wood.

Is there anything more Reddit on you reality? i always ask them to take that shit away and hand me a real plate what a bunch of niggers "DUDE IT'S RUSTIC IT COMPLETES THE AMBIANCE" fuck off.
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>>87728543
>without the bread

What kind of butcher are you going to?
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>>87728543

Your substitution is poorly conceived, clumsily inserted and doesn't make your point particularly well. Please try again.

C-.
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>>87728579
>>87728622
This

What kind of a filthy rich cunt are you? It's cardboard where I come from
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One of the most popular documentaries on Netflix is Jiro Dreams of Sushi. One of the least popular is Jiro Nightmares of Assrape
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>>87728616

There is an entire subreddit called we want plates that bitches about cooks not putting their stuff on plates.
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>>87728601
t. sword pro

You're not smart because you repeat things you read elsewhere
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>>87728693
What a terrible name for a documentary, it reminds me of that tragedy.
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>>87728503
California Roll. Lobster roll. Cream cheese roll. KFC roll. Grape roll. Hentai roll.
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>>87728733
>t. sword pro

That's a cute fedora you got on, but you should shave that peach fuzz. The full beard just isn't gonna come in.
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>>87728514
no, I'm a virgin. I'd probably have to pay someone to take it
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>>87728733
Based anon! Tell that fucker.
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>>87727769
300$ for 15min meal, and a few pieces of fish.
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>>87728773
>>87728460
>>87728263
are you pretending to be stupid or can you not read?
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>>87727981
Sushi is shit, everyone who is admitting to eating it is a weaboo or a normie from Reddit
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>>87727981
I'm about that Kaki Mentai Maki
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>>87727981
Eel with on a tempura shrimp roll with tobiko and drowned in spicy mayo

Leave out the ginger and wasabi that shits for pleebs
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>>87728825
las vegas has a burger for 5k

both fucking retarded, but at least I have faith this person that has been in the business for 60 years has to best ingredients and practice for sushi
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>>87728794
>Anon Dreams of Pusy
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>>87728601
calm down autist
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>>87728839
>rice and fish
>is shit
what part dont you like?
The most common food in the fucking world, rice.
Or the most common meat in the fucking world, fish
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>>87727769
Dude, you can literally mush up some grapes, put that shit in a barrel for a few years and SELL it for HUNDREDS of DOLLARS. It's actually hilarious.
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>>87727769
>dedicating your life to making something that will be literally shit coming out of someone's ass in a few hours

Top kek what a fucking joke
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>>87728961
>paying for something you will literally shit out of your own ass in a few hours
holy fuck your pathetic.
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>>87728910
I'm not a peasant, I'm not forced to eat rice and raw fish out of necessity
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>>87729038
ASSBLASTED COOKFAG
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MUH SUSHI

MUH


SUSHI
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>>87729067
>necessity
>DONT LIKE THINGS I DONT LIKE
okay, great contribution bud
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>>87729067
Some peasants have it even worse than that, imagine eating beef with potatoes.
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>>87729038
>mine pathetic

Found the guy paying millions of dollars for sushi top fucking kek
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>>87727769
The meaning of life is in this movie. One of the best films I've ever seen.
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>>87727849
Anon, if you're going to be a pleb, just DO it. Bask in your plebness, and enjoy it.

When you try to defend it as some kind of badge of honor, it just comes off as desperate.
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>>87729070
>>87729107
>filling your lungs with air when youll just exhale in seconds
just stop
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>walks down the street at 80
>isnt beaten and robbed by foreign "youths"

japan is smarter than most wealthy countries
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>>87728177
Yeah, turns out practicing something makes you better at doing that thing.

Excuse me for a moment while I go put on my "Shocked" face...
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>>87727849
To be fair the price is adjusted for seating(stupid) and booking(not so)
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>>87727769
>he thinks that the art of sushi making is just a meme and not a serious cultural tradition that actually tastes like heaven if done right by a master

I respect the fact that you are mentally challenged so Ima go easy on you.

You are wrong. Go eat mcdonalds
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>>87729202
>simple task

putting fish on a ball of rice isn't the height of skill celings you fucking retard.

and just it's prepared to the chef's perfect, almost unnatainable standards doesn't mean it's objectively better either.

>DIS LICE IS HALF A DEGREE TOO WARM IT NOT EDIBRE MAEK AGEN
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>>87727769

"The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life."
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>>87729264
>Ima
Learn to write first imbecil, then you can pretend rice is magic.
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>>87729175
>no real threats makes you complacent and lazy
>a nation of neets and socially awkward women who are too busy to watch anime
>birth rates plummeting
>japan destroying itself before the "enriched" nations manages to do so
really activates my almonds
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>>87729175
>walks down the street at 80
The hell kind of units do you measure walking in? Picolitres?
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>>87728482
So are you saying that you're not an expert at masturbating yourself?
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>>87728871
>spicy mayo
Goddamn why is this stuff so tasty?
I wish they would include it in a little dish like they do with soy sauce at restaurants.
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>>87728831
Taking the bait this hard lol
I'll make some sushi out of this. I call it the Fagot Roll.
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There's people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think pressing buttons on a wooden box is some magical skill that requires autistic repetition.
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>>87727769
Why do you niggers feel the need to make the same thread every day?
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If you're not living in Japan don't eat at a sushi restaurant unless it's owned by Japanese.

Dint waste your money on sea urchin unless you can verify it took less than an hour to get to your area.

Vast majority of sushi in America isn't even sushi it's just American shit (some are p good though).
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>>87727981
I guess mine would be salmon since it's hard to fake salmon since tuna isn't actually tuna much of the time (it's some cheap Chinese farm fish called Omegle or some shit). Yellowtail is meh, octopus/squid/sea slug is meh, shrimp tempura is good, i don't like all the overpriced hipster sauces and spices they bury sushi with nowadays. Eel is disgusting. Blue crab or veggie is good. Gotta have my sake though. Lot of places don't understand what hot sake means though. If they don't serve you sake in a container with their bare hands it ain't hot enough nigga. Take that shit back and put on an oven mitt when you serve that shit to me again.
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>>87728177

It's not his fault people are willing to pay more for him. You'd do the same thing
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Sushi is good because it's fresh fish and rice, which is tasty and offers a range of satisfying textures.

But this whole idea of super special luxury sushi is retarded and invented to take peoples money and stick promising young chefs into a shitty apprentice position forever.

I've had Yasuda in NYC and Jiro in Tokyo. I travel to Japan for work often and the place i enjoy the most is sushi-ro. It's like the McDonalds of sushi. Fucking $1 for 2 pieces. I can eat and eat and spend basically nothing and enjoy all the flavors and textures. You're kidding yourself if you think the difference is big at all between fancy sushi and this.

tl;dr sushi is great, but never for that price. The idea that it takes a lifetime to be good at cutting fish and putting it on rice is a fucking lie.
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>>87728460
Supermarket Sushi can be pretty good depending on if you get it from a premium supermarket like Mariano's.
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>DUDE
>THE PAN
>NICE AND HOT
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>>87729438
>just ask for extra spicy Mayo on the side
But for me its the ponzu
Turns the daikon garnish into an irresistible salad
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>>87729605

Even in Japan there's a significant quality difference from Hokkaido to basically everywhere else.

But even the meanest sushi place in Japan shits on majority of American sushi places.

You are correct though. Sushi isn't a delicacy or high quality food it's just more expensive because it's seen as such.

>2 pieces for 5-6 USD

Get that shit outta here.
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Supposedly he is a gigantic asshole according to those that go to his overrated restaurant with a months-long waiting list.
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FUCK YOU WHALE
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HELLO

>>87729795
Yeah I hate those 2 piece shitters, give 4 or more or nothing.
Also conveyor belt sushi restaurants are pretty fun.
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>>87727769

Mesicans can do his job for some cervezas and frijoles. Fuck this zipper head
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>>87727981

I like the one with the beef Paddy, lettuce, tomatoes and avocado, in a sesame bun

Sushi literally tastes like plastic, had no flavor
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>>87729175
>walks down the street at 80
Damn, old fart can run
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>>87728277

FUCK YOU, DORPHIN!
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>>87729848
>Dude can i eat on your restaurant?
>"No wait 3 months"
>Lmao fuck you fag

Imagine being a waiting cuckerino.
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>>87729397
in the same way I'm the expert at putting food in my mouth. there's no depth or complexity to the activity
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>>87728601

*teleports behind you*

Not so brittle now, hu? Whittu piggu
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>>87730107
They are so week, they had fucking paper armor to stop most blows

Samurai had to train their entire lives, and needed superhuman strength and dexterity just so they could kill random peasants with sticks
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>>87729340
>birth rates plummeting
Dumb meme, their replacement rate is 2.1
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>>87730010
>Sushi literally tastes like plastic, had no flavor
You either need a new sushi restaurant, or a new tongue.

t. Any Food Can Be Done Badly
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reminder that japanese culture is shit tier
now point and laugh at these white americans that hate their own race and culture
*deep breath*
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>>87730242
GIRUGAMESH
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>>87730242
Samurai almost never used katanas, it was all spears and bows. And after Nobunaga, guns.
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>>87727769

Since the fish itself is raw, does this not mean that anyone that purchases the same fish from the same market as this guy will have the same quality sushi?

Because that's what I'm having trouble wrapping my head around.

I understand shitty sushi that uses low quality fish and tough rice -- but I don't understand the distinction among the top sushi restaurants.

All it would take is one of Jiro's competitors to purchase the fish from the same market he does (which I'm sure many do). They taste is going to be relatively identical because there is no actual preparation of the fish itself (very little at least, no actual cooking).

This lends credence to the notion that the most important part of sushi is actually the rice. Anthony Bourdain went to another very famous sushi restaurant in Japan, and that chef said that the most important component is the rice.
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>>87727847

The Major: Strange creatures, women. I knew one once... striking-looking girl... tall, you know... father was a banker.
Basil: Really?
The Major: Don't remember the name of the bank.
Basil: Nevermind.
The Major: I must have been rather keen on her because I took her to see... India!
Basil: India?
The Major: At the Oval... fine match, marvellous finish... now, Surrey had to get thirty-three in about half an hour... she went off to powder her... powder her hands or something... women... er... never came back.
Basil: What a shame.
The Major: And the strange thing was... throughout the morning she kept referring to the Indians as niggers. "No no no," I said, "the niggers are the West Indians. These people are wogs." "No, no," she said. "All cricketers are niggers."
Basil: They do get awfully confused, don't they? They're not thinkers. I see it with Sybil everyday.
The Major: I do wish I could remember her name. She's still got my wallet.
Basil: As I was saying, no capacity for logical thought.
The Major: Who?
Basil: Women.
The Major: Oh yes, yes... I thought you meant Indians.
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>>87730694

Did you watch the movie? He (or his apprentices) hand select them every day at the market going through all the fish, finding the best one, and develop a relationship with the seller to ask him about his best batches.

Granted, most people probably wouldn't taste the difference if he just picked one at random anyways, I bet
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>>87730107
Can we eat lunch together?
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>>87728543
>It costs more than minced meat but is just minced meat without the bread.
Different muscles are different.
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What would Jiro be doing if Japan won WW2?
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>>87728465
You know what nip culture resulted in? Near extinction through nuclear hellfire.

Great track record
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>>87730706
best show
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>>87727769
why does he look like his body is falling apart
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>>87731398
A truly merciful fate, by comparison.




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