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there is no better pleb filter in 21st century
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>>91207280
To be perfectly honest, when I first saw Boyhood, I was enthralled. It's such a cinematic masterpiece. Did you know that it took 12 years to make? Anyways, when I learned that Boyhood took 12 years to make, I simply could not stand by while others lacked the experience of watching an incredible movie that took 12 years to make. Here's a fun fact about Boyhood: it took 12 years to make!
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12
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>>91207280
>>91207365
>21 backwards is 12
Am I getting too deep?
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>>91207280
Who is this semen demon?
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so it is the same thing as with the simpsons, and movies with black actors/directors?
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>>91207280
Does the boy get naked at any point?

Asking for a friend.
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What's Boyhood about?
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>>91207555
It's about 12 years
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>>91207605
12 years about what
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>>91207665
12 years of boyhood
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DAE RLM HAHAHA 12 YEAR
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>>91207280
You're right

If someone likes it we know they are a pleb
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Fun little fact: This movie actually took 12 years to make.
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>>91207555
A boy
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12 years a slave? more like 12 years a boy amirite?
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movie experts, critics, filmmakers, patricians - they all saying Boyhood is pure kino, and one of the best movies in history


plebeians are having dissonance, because they thought they are experts in cinema with special taste, but they didn't like boyhood, so as a way of coping with dissonance they are convincing themselves

>HURR PEOPLE ONLY LIKED THAT MOVIE BECAUSE 12 YEARS


you are laughable cliche
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>>91209665
Yeah but explaining why it sucks would be boring because its too obvious to even say
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>>91211183
>i know, but i won't tell you
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>>91207280
It's a masterpiece, brainlets can't into slice of life cinema
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>>91211665
If it needs explaining then you wouldn't understand anyway
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any Quips?
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>>91208528
Really? That's so cool. But I wonder how long it took to make.
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>>91213086

You're a small boy.
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Were the bad reviews part of their plan?
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>>91207280
12 years a boy?
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>>91207365
>>91207405
>>91208528
My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
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>>91213780
>Jesse
nothing but a long forgotten villain




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