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WHAT IF PHONE BAD BUT DIVERSITY GOOD
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WOT IF REDDIT WAS REAL LIFE INNIT?
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>>92616579
he's a racemixer irl
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what if AI had feelings but fetuses didn't
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black mirror should not be shown in the US imo. they obviously can't handle the issues brought up on the show without invoking some anti-sjw racecard.
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>>92616618
>Konnie Huq
Would dilute my genes for her np anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbMtuJ1tZnc
What did Charlie mean by this?
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this fag hasn't made anything good since Nathan Barley
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>>92616665
DUDE WHAT IF FUTURE BUT BAD
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>>92616704
Brown women are disgusting
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DUDE WHAT IF ROBOT BUT EVIL
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other than graham linehan, i dont think my opinion of anyone has dropped more than my opinion of charlie in the past decade
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>>92616725
HEY FUTURE LEAVE MY HOUSE LMAO
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dude social media lmao
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DUDE, IMAGINE IF... YOU COULD REWATCH MEMORIES... OR... SEE THROUGH OTHER PEOPLES EYES, LMAO
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>>92616864
DUDE IMAGINE IF TECHNOLOGY WAS EMPATHY AND COMPASSION BASED
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*steals Karl Pilkingtons ideas*
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>>92616751
>>92616704
>>92616618
DUDE WHAT IF TV SHOW BUT SOY
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>>92616934
what a fucking cück
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>>92616710
>You've lived to see the day Karl Pilkington is proven right
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>>92616710

Fucking hell... he literally ripped them off 1:1

The first... Is something a normal person could come up with, Dr feels your pain, can diagnose, but the second one is too fucking specific, this cunt ripped off Pilky!
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>>92616969
a ҫùҫʞ
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>>92616923

what else did he steal? he took the AAHH after sipping a drink from curb.
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>>92616864

I'm sure this has been like... 40% of all the Black Mirror episodes so far
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>>92616665
dude its totally OK to kill fetuses but u should face the death penalty if you harass a NPC in a video game
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DUDE REDSHIRTS BUT WITH A FUCKING WHITE MALE
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Hey man, this episode is stupid as fuck
>just put it in black and white, it’s bad on purpose
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Who wouldn't betray their race for Konnie? She's of high caste Indian stock anyway with Charlie's mighty Anglo genes they'd have good smart children.
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WHAT IF ALL WHITE MEN ARE ALL JUST PLAIN EVIL????
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>>92617166
Because she’s ugly and the color of poo.
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WHAT IF YEARLY WIPE WAS CANCELLED
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>>92617028
>The first... Is something a normal person could come up with, Dr feels your pain, can diagnose, but the second one is too fucking specific, this cunt ripped off Pilky!
the first one is a penn jilette story they credited
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>>92617068
The other 60% are about sentient AI.
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> tfw finally clocking on to this hack
bout time brainlets
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kočka
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>>92617401

DUDE... WHAT IF AI. WAS MALEVOLENT
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DUDE WHAT IF OMG DAH DAILY MAYUL
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>the people that actively use facebook are the people with the most power in the world
There’s a limit to my suspension of disbelief
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>>92617469

You have to remember...

>Pre-Konnie Huq Charlie
>Post-Konnie Huq Charlie

>Pre-Konnie Charlie was a bitter, angry, funny, manchild /ourguy/
>Post-Konnie Charlie is a Mao tier leftist
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>>92617485
Krteček
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>>92617582
cant wait for her to break his heart
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>>92617094
>NPC
you missed the point of the entire episode. well done.

i'm guessing you didn't understand hang the dj either, amirite?
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>>92616710
>>92617028
Penn gillette wrote that part though
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>>92617669
DUDE WHAT IF TINDER BUT MORE IMMERSIVE LMAO
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When your satire turns into Blacked Mirror...
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>>92617669
Not that guy but it makes even less sense for the app algorithm simulations in Hang the DJ to be sentient beings.
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>>92617669
>implying computer programs are people
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>it's 2 AM on a Thursday morning
>Charlie is snoozing in his bed after a delightful evening snorting coke out of Konnie
>his eyes snap open; the creative juices have stirred, he has to pin this down before it escapes into that foggy post-sleep miasma
>he reaches out for the journal he keeps beside his bed labelled Good Ideas I Had In Bed, throwing it open to the last page and hastily scrawls
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>he looks at this for a moment before the sinking feeling begins to creep upon him
>he flips to the previous page, from some previous evening's late-night inspiration
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>he flips back another page
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>he take the pages of the book and flips through them rapidly, like a schoolchild's selfmade cartoon in the corner of a textbook
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>WHAT IF PEOPLE WERE IN THE COMPUTER?
>the words streak together, an annotated historyof hisown creative sterility
>he sighs resignedly to himself and puts his notebook back on the bedside locker
>rolling over, he notices his wife has been replaced by some sort of roboto woman? I guess, something scary

Written by Charlie Brooker
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>>92616579
DUDE WHAT IF TED KACZYNSKI WAS RIGHT
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DUDE WHAT IF TEDDY BEARS BECAUSE WHAT A TWIST
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I love how in the place that is supposed to be the cultural edge of our society, by mentioning diversity, feminism ect. you can generate instant replies and anger.
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>>92616934
needs a Nintendo switch
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WHAT IF LIKE YOU HAD A PHONE THAT HAD FEELINGS AND STUFF?
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NO DUDE

DUDE

WHAT IF WE REMADE EVERY EPISODE OF TWILIGHT ZONE BUT ADD AN IPHONE AND POC?
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>>92618985
>tfw you're watching a tv show and you realize some of the people on screen are a different color than you are
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>>92617669

I didn't get hang the DJ, help please, not joking
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>>92619127
the entire episode was part of a dating app algorithm
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>>92619199

So the people at the end were the real ones, and the earlier ones with the orb thing were part of the algorithm for the app on the real ones phone?
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>>92619249
Yeah. The real people were in a place with lots of other people, and using a dating app that tried to figure out if you were right for each other. So it simulated each person dating each otherperson.

but anon, what if simulations of people were real people?!?!

exactly, anon, exactly
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Does black mirror specifically have to be about technology or can it be about anything? Why not branch out a little and do something more imaginative? Hell The Outer Limits from the 90's was more original.
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>>92619249
Basically everything you watched up to the last few seconds was the programming code of a stupid phone app, no sane person would assume that code could have feelings of its own.
There is really no reason to care about any of the characters in that episode.
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>>92619249
Yes. I assume it was like the DNA scanner from episode 1. They scan you, put 'you' in the app, and see how a relationship with everyone else in the app will work out by putting 'you' in the scenario 1000 times with the other persons scanned DNA thing
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>>92619344

It's specifically

>What if... a bad thing happened with technology
or
>What if technology went too far
or
>what if we let technology totally run our lives
or
>what if technology runs us

This is the twilight zone / outer limits ... but

>What if technology was evil or use by evil people or used to oppress people

So, technology only
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What exactly is wrong with Diversity in film and television when they don't use it retardedly like in the recent Ghostbusters?
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>>92619449
You forget

>what if things in technology actually feelings of their own
>what if your Facebook avatar was actually a digital copy of you that had the same personality and memories
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>>92616618

Yeah but they're both caucasian and look at the state of him, he's only one rung above an indian himself
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>>92618540
I'm perfectly fine with 10% of movie characters being black just like 10% of Americans are black. It just become absurd when you push it to 50%.
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>>92616751

no shit.
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>>92619344
I don't remember National anthem being very tech based. I remember it being more 'social media is bad'
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>>92619513
WHAT IF PLANET EARTH BUT NO WHITEY
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>>92619513
White people are the most beautiful on the planet. I don't want beauty to go away.
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>>92619422
There was absolutely no mention of DNA which makes the entire scenario even sillier.
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>>92619109
>people of different color are finally allowed in film and tv
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>>92619513

There's a few problems. It's not organic and it denies reality. Leftists want to increase the amount of skin diversity in the media because they think it'll end racism by subconsciously altering peoples minds. It's based on the completely unfounded belief that people are only racist because they haven't been exposed to other races.

Itr denies reality by asking me to accept that black people are British.
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>>92619513
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/bme7bq/all-your-favourite-cartoon-characters-are-black
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Cant we have give Americans a separate 4chan? Their insecurities and constant whining about race and women really makes this place insufferable
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>>92619513
That's the main way it's used.

Almost no one ever complains if it's used well, it's when it's obviously shoehorned in poorly that people complain.

Take Extreme Ghostbusters for example. It was a reboot of the series which ramped up its diversity to 11 as it included even a guy in a wheelchair. Yet it was still entertaining as the series was done well. They had a black guy that was a competent scientist type, but they had him be a regular nerdy character rather than what is often done with "forced diversity" where they keep the black guy as a stereotypical hoodrat and just tack on the "oh and he's good at science and stuff" to the character while not having it affect his personality in the least.
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>>92619513
Diversity is better than meritocracy?
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WHAT IS YOUR SMART PHONE'S OS CAME TO LIFE BUT WAS A RACIST, SEXIST CIS GENDERED HOMOPHOBE AND YOU WANTED TO DELETE IT COULDN'T???
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>>92619513

Suspension of belief

While I get that they need to add diversity to better reflect the population it should be done in a way that's non distracting. No one on /tv/ complained about the Pajeet on USS Callister cause along with white people, asian and Indians are a sizable group in the tech industry.

Meanwhile /k/ complains about movies that depict black pilots since virtually zero pilots in the air force are black

That's why white criminals in tv/films are distracting when statistically speaking it's more belivable for the criminal to be black
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Remember when Charlie was a bitter, jaded fuck who made shows in his flat about TV.
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>>92617582
>mao tier leftist
>said as though that's a bad thing
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>>92616579

What if white people.... were the evil ones?

>Proceeds to ignore Chinese, African, South American, Native Australian historically and contemporaneously

Holy fuck I hate these people who think there's anything better than White enlightenment. You motherfuckers.
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>>92620210

it is a bad thing because I value having food in the pantry.
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>>92620347
general conditions in china improved greatly under mao
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>>92620195
Yes or how in swedish crime films the bad guy is a white christian male while in reality it's muslims that are out raping in the streets. t. nordic.
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Charlie Brooker is a pompous twat
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>the only people who bitch and moan about the diversity on this show are the obsessed fanboys discussing it days after the release of the new season
You could just stop watching it.
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>>92620369

Yeah that's why they eat scorpions and dog.
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>>92620403
its called a series not a season u fuckin american idiot
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>>92620369
Except for the millions who died
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>>92620492
doesn't change the fact that overall mao was good for china
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>>92617145
the guy on /tv/ thinks black and white isn't KINO. KYS
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>>92620524
Capitalism under strong ruler would have been better.
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>>92620524

The government killing millions of its people doesn't factor in on the judgement of whether or not the government is any good?
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>>92620449
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
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>>92620658
I disagree but anyways it's would shoulda coulda. The landlord system would still have persisted under capitalism, idk how they could have broken free from fuedalism, the best thing mao did was liquidate the landlord class

>>92620685
never said it didnt factor in, just that overall mao had a positive impact on china
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>>92620524
Mao was an idiot who destroyed the Chinese economy. Deng Xiaoping on the other hand made China a major economic power.
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>>92616751
>>92619609
>>92616969
t. fags
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>>92620756
Because feudalism would have been inefficient in modern capitalism. It would have gone away the sameway it went away in the west. You can say that you are making everyone equally happy but then start killing people off. That isn't makng everyone equally happy, that's lying. And that's what communism is, a lie.
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>>92620524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB4o5n2EGyA
t. fat nigger
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>>92619513
it was ok in the 90s and 2000s

see prequels star wars

now its total shit

see sequels star wars
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>>92620928
I hate abbot but she's right there, tho still too stupid to articulate an argument

>>92620887
fuedalism ended because of shit like enclosure allowing wealtheir people to buy and enclose formerly puclic fields, not le invisible hand
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>>92617904
Not only is it accurate, it would make a better episode. True kinopost.
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>>92620846
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>>92620994
>she's right there
I can respect a commie that admits it's not about uplifting the working class but about installing your own totalitarian regime.
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>>92621051
>mao didn't life millions of people out of serfdom
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>>92620846
>he's a poo guy
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>>92621051
By killing tens of millions. So Hitler did nothing wrong because the economy improved.
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>>92619607
My country might be 10% black, but my life isn't. They can make movies with 100% black people for all I care it just gets a little silly when a 100% white movie in a predominantly white country is called "racist." My entire existence must be racist then because it's 100% white where I grew up, I'll just have to remember to make half the characters brown if I ever make a movie about my life because of muh social justice.
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>>92621179
this but unironicly
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>>92620994
and it was because of capitalism that people could afford enclosure.
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>>92621086
Starvation is certainly one way to get people out of serfdom.
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>tfw no Yearly Wipe last year
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>>92621238
hahahahahaha sure thing milton

>>92621252
I'm not defending/downplaying the great leap forward or the CR, what I'm saying is that looking at the measures of quality of life, things like access to doctors, employment, life expectancy, infant mortality, etc. Over maos premiership they went up massively
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Don't understand a single thing itt. Someone spoon-feed me please?
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>>92617904
Severely underrated post
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I get the feeling Charlie was a sort of nerd in uni who no women bothered with and had to sit on his hands and wait until they wanted to settle down with him in their 30s.
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>>92621421
There were no poogirls back then?
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>>92621345
You literally are defending it though. You are sick in the head
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>>92621421
He was totally the kind of guy who spend his 20s in his room gaming, he tried to get a degree by writing a paper on video games.
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>>92619513
It's extremely forced when it happens in british movie and tv productions because black people are literally only 3% of Britain's population yet nowadays form like 20+% of roles in British tv and advertising.


I don't really mind if I'm watching a tv show or movie set in USA and there are realistic black characters, e.g. The Wire. It makes sense and is authentic.

But as someone living in england it's really fucking annoying how black people are constantly being pushed down audience's throats when they're literally only 3% of the british population and when there are more than twice as many south asians in britain.
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>It’s Christmas, but everybody’s dead because nobody justreadsanymore, you know? Nobody lifts their heads up for a second from those infernal pocket jailers we call phones to even cross the street before being merrily struck by a car. And everyone’s on Twitter, and that’s just terrible, and you’ve murdered everyone, and now it’s Christmas half the time, and murder the other half, and phones all of the time, and it’s all television’s fault
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a-hem
BIG BLACK NIGGER COCKS
thank you
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>>92621487
>>92621496
He was a fat loser, if Konnie met him when they were both around 20 she probably wouldn't have acknowledged his existence.
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>>92621252

You realise that...capitalism kills millions of people too right? It's hard to compare the systems outright and say which is deadlier, but capitalism is the only one that has death built in as a byproduct of how it works.
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>>92620524
Nothing worse than brainlets talking about history without knowing anything. Go read a book, fag.
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>>92621421
/r9k/ please don't try applying your theories to reality.
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>>92621567
she met him on the shoot for a screenwipe segment about not being able to piss, she uses a she-wee in it so she can piss standing up. Very odd circumstances for romance to blossom
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>>92620209
Who would have thought that becoming richer would also affect your ethics...
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>AI have feelings
>human feelings are just electrical signals like in a computer

>brainlet_wojak_3000_zoom.png
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>>92621544
So you want to see more south asians in TV/film?
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>>92617060
He stole that from real life. Real (sub-human insectoids) do that all the time.
Pray you never have to meet one
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>>92621491
I like how on a board shared with racists and neo nazis and paedophiles, a more nuanced take on mao offends you :^)
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>>92619930
so these are the articles that Vice writes in between sexually harassing women
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>>92619930

>vice.com
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>>92620524
>dude smelt down all "your" farming equipment to make useless pig iron
>dude lets kill all the birds that eat crop pests it'll be great
>haha dude lets just kill all the intellectuals and teachers yes!! that's how you revolutionize your culture!
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>>92621589
>capitalism is the only one that has death built in as a byproduct of how it

Lol that's communism, because the only way you will get people in line is killing them. Really, if you defend communism you aren't smart enough yet to to post on this site.
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>>92621820
Tells more about the state of ethics in our current society.
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>>92620756
>just that overall mao had a positive impact on china

How did he benefit China such that it was worth how many people died?
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>>92616923
I'd love to see Karl just sit in front of an audience who's never seen Black Mirror and explain every episode of Black Mirror.
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>>92616934
>charlie brooker, david mitchell and jon richardson all made their careers playing depressed autists
>all have hot wives
jewish tricks
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>>92621741
that would clearly be preferable to niggers being forced on audiences all the time for no good reason.

If you're going to adopt the dogma "diversity good. must fill diversity quotas" at least actually represent the country's ethnic make up instead of just taking diversity to mean "more niggers and more black-white interracial relationships".

Ideally I'd prefer movie and tv makers made whatever shows they wanted and felt were most interesting without caring about diversity or political correctness at all and simply cast roles according to what made sense and was authentic. then you'd probably get casting like in early 00s and previously.
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>>92619344
that's the whole premise of the series, that's why it's so hamfisted, contains so many faults and leaps in logic, and is horrible written for the most part, because there's only so many ways you can say "technology is a double edged sword".
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>>92621097
nigga im a
>attractive women
guy
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>>92619513
Nothing, absolutely nothing, movies and tv shows in the 80's and 90's were incredibly diverse, but they didnt have the internet and the ability to post hundreds of "take THAT, white people" or "x has y in it, and white people arent happy" clickbait articles for each show
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>>92620524
>doesn't change the fact that overall mao was good for china
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>>92622726
>worth
wrong analysis, I'm not saying the ends justify the means.
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>>92620756
>never said it didnt factor in, just that overall mao had a positive impact on china
Didn't have a positive impact on the tens of millions of his own people that starved to death.
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>>92623105
>bulbous knees
2/10, would not bang
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dude what if digital code that doesnt exist in the physical realm was as considered as valuable as a human life lmao

dude what if dna had mental memories lmao
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>>92623105
poos aren't attractive
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WHAT IF LIKE YOUR LAPTOP WAS LIKE TOTALLY RACIST BUT IT WAS LIKE IMPLANTED INTO YOUR BRAIN AND LIKE YOU COULDN'T GET IT OUT???
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what if yer nan was a digimon
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>>92623461
>>92623639
t. pic related
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>>92621820
>supports millions of people being murdered
>at least I'm not racist lol :^)
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>>92624338
yeah im vince vaughn
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>>92624369
you can't make an omlette without breaking a couple million eggs, stay mad faggot
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>>92624369
"Muh diversity" aside, the problem with season 4 is that they have completely stopped bothering to make it plausible at all, it's pure magic nonsense now. The USS Calister was the absolute worst, literally nothing in the entire episode makes any sense to the point that it's insulting, this shit is like Jimmy-Neutron tier scifi writing.
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>>92621820
it takes a debate on philosophy and ethics to debate why racism or natsoc is bad, but communism has been objectively proven time and time again throughout the ages to be horrible for everyone but the ruling class.
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>>92624592
I'm not mad, I just think you're retarded or other wise mentally ill
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>>92616710
>A love of two brains has actually been made into a film

jesus christ what world am I living in right now
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All the triggered virgins on this board is reason enough to like Brooker.
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>>92623220
nice slojak
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>>92616751
/thread
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OI M8 SO WOT IF UR MUM WAS AN E MAIL
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>>92616751
>t. bullshitter
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I miss PC Zone, lads
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>>92619513
"""Diversity""" means less/no white people; that is an objectively bad thing.
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>>92616618
Konnie Huq is qt as fuck tho
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>>92622986
David Mitchell's wife used to be hot. Then he married her.
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>the best episode in the show is the only one not written by Charlie
>the only good part of Season 4 is based on a story not written by Charlie
made me think
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>>92626448
I cant stop reading this in charlie's voice
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>>92617904
Underrated kek
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>>92624245
underrated
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>>92618540
>the place that is supposed to be the cultural edge of our society

Literally how the fuck did you come to that conclusion?
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>>92619513
Because "diverse" in this context doesn't actually mean diverse. It's a dog-whistle for "less white people."
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>>92616710
What an obnoxious little cunt Ricky Gervais is, he's so utterly wrapped up in some illusory superiority he feels from having been told to read some books that Karl has never read that he dismisses everything genuinely interesting, insightful or sagacious that he says while himself contributing nothing whatsoever to the conversation or culture as a whole besides a stupid little dance and making a noise like a monkey.
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>>92616618
I'd prepare her earlier if you know what I mean
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>>92624245
topkek
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>>92619767
>it denies reality
>non-whites don't exist
Really makes you think...
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>>92616805
My sentiments too.
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>>92621672
he had a bit about her children show before her cameo on the segment with the pee.
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>>92627465

>Really makes you think

I doubt it.
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>>92616579
>Cucker threads are popular again

This hasn't happened since the Christmas Special
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>>92616618
Wanna know how I know you're an incel?
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>>92617815
>implying you're not a computer program
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>>92616664
This is actually a pretty good concern these island "people" would have
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>>92618324
>implying the man doesn't have a point with what he says about the danger of small elites getting a hold and monopoly of advanced AI machinery
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>/tv/ gets a series
>DUDE WHAT IF THE JEWS WERE BEHIND IT LMAO is the twist to every episode
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>>92626517
is this the most unnecessary first panel of all time?
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>>92629253
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>>92621545
Kek
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>Dude, what if boring crime drama but a WOMAN is the killer
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>>92629517
>it gets cancelled by a Jew
Poetry
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DUDE WHAT IF ANIMAL MEMORIES ARE EVIDENCE
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>>92623020
I agreed with your first point but your use of the word nigger shows that the reason you don't like it isn't as you previously stated because of representation, but rather because you don't like black people.
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>>92621345
> Over maos premiership they went up massively
aye but at what cost?
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>>92621545
holy shit
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>>92630197
>butthurt about nigger being used on 4chan
The absolute state of reddit
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>>92617582
This

Screenwipe was just him shouting at his TV and it was great

Then it became his job

He even made a BM episode about this exact thing before it went full Poz
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>>92630550
I couldn't care less about the use of nigger. I'm just saying you are obviously lying as to why it pisses you off. Why would someone do that on an anonymous buryat throat singing board?
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>>92626818
not reading it in barry shitpeas voice
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>>92626646
>"""Diversity""" means less white people;

Well yeah, considering that the white people have spammed the world with culture only featuring white people and white saviours for decades, it's beneficial to reduce that,
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wot if ur mum was an app
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why do normies let themselves get so butthurt over this guy (and everything else)?
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>>92630996
Oh belt up Philomena
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>>92619513
>what if propaganda was more subtle
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WHAT IF LIKE YOUR DIGITAL CONSCIOUSNESS WAS A FAT SASSY BLACK WOMEN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN??
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>but what if the internet was real, and instead of it being in a computer, it was actually you
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>>92626448
>WASHOUT, THAT DOG'S GOT A KNOIFE, E AS
>FUCKIN ELL, WHAT IF FACEBOOK LIKES WAS THE ONLY WAY TO EARN A QUID?
>THIS CHEEKY CUNT GOT A PIC OF ME BOLLOCKS THROUGH ME WEBCAM
>WAT IF THERE WAS A APP WOT COULD DOWNLOAD YOU? WELL SCARY INNIT BRUV
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>>92618540
>the >>>>>cultural edge of the society doesn’t like things shilled by the mainstream for the sake of pushing collectivist agendas
How is this surprising to you?
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>wot if you had to plug in your laptop
>but instead you had to plug the cord up your nose
>and you had to smell your way through the internet
>bet all your terrible posts would smell like shit eh
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>>92630786
I’m not him, fuck off nigger.
All niggers must hang.
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>>92630922
>White people produce media with white people
So you’re saying everyone else is too incompetent on their own and requires the mercy of massa?
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>>92631325
OI MATE WHAT IF LIKE YOUR
PHONE WENT MENTAL BUT IT WASN'T REALLY YOUR PHONE BUT ADOLF HITLERS???
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>>92616710
I hate Ricky Gervais.
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WOT IF YOUR PHONE WAS RAYCIST?
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>>92631442
Kill yourself, you sad shit.
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>>92620005
Ok, it’s called 4chan. Maybe you should fuck off to whatever cuckchan is based in your country if this one triggers you.
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what if computer think
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>>92616618
Why do people care so much about this all of a sudden?
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>>92631624
Day of the rope soon, nigger
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WHAT IF EPISODE GETS A COOL PREMISE BUT DOES NOTHING WITH IT
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>>92616710
whos?
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What if like your automated car was like gay and
stuff and like tried having sex with you every time you got inside it?
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>>92631926
>>92631442
loving every laugh m8. I bet you're a scrawny weak chinned pederast
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>>92627051
The funny thing about the gervais podcast is that Karl isn't the buffoon, Ricky is.
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WHAT IF ROBOT KILL HUMAN FOR DUMB REASON
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>>92632265
6’1 kikegod

All niggers must die.
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>>92631989
WOT EF WE TOOKA REJECTED CROIME SERIAL SCRIPT AN ADDED SOME BULLSHITE SCOI FOI ELEMENT YEAH?
THEN TOITLE IT AFTER SOME FUKKEN ANIMAL FOR NO REAL REASON ROITE?
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>>92616579
ABSOLUTE LEL

BROOKER ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>92632381
>he's only 6'1
>probably actually 5'11 and a half
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OI WUT EF YER MUM WUZZA COMPU'AH CHIP??
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>>92619449
>it's a series with not even so awful plots ... but DIVERSITY JUST BECAUSE
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WHAT IF A COMPUTER DETERMINED YOUR SEX, RACE AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION AT BIRTH AND ALL WHITE MEN WERE FORCED TO LIVE AS GAY BLACK WOMEN???
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BUT WHO WAS PHONE
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>>92631301
But, like, how do planets actually work?
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>>92628954
>He thinks human biology is analogous to a computer program.


Holy fuck will you please kill yourself you fucking moron.
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>>92632957
we're both literal meat robots my dude. bleep blorp beep
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>>92633035
Go back to r.eddit.
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WHAT IF WE REUSED THE SAME PLOTLINE WITH THE SENTIENT AI LMAO
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>>92619513
fuck leftism
fuck jews
fuck niggers
fuck gays
and fuck hollywood propaganda that makes you believe all of that is good
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>>92633075
come with me
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>>92630556
Screenwipe was brilliant but he joined the establishment and is just another sellout.
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>>92632923
What IS clocks?
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>>92632579
>being a manlet nigger
Oh no no no
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>>92617669
DUDE WHAT IF WE CONVERTED THEIR DNA TO COMPUTER CODE
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
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DUDE VIRTUAL CONSCIOUSNESS SUFFERING FOR ETERNITY LMAO
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>>92633630
>look at this dood making assertions about someone on an anonymous image board.
>using nigger so much when probably le 56% amerimutt
>calling a 6'3 strong jawed anglo saxon nigger

you fucking melt
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>>92619513


https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1511247547982.webm
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>>92634167
>strong jawed
Loving every laugh. Keep on niggering.
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>Realistic sex bots that look and act human but are not sentient
>People openly walking about with theor sex bot
>cant tell difference between human and sex bot
>people having child sex bots
>not illegal because not human or sentient
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>>92618324
What if indeed
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>>92631926
Lol. You are pathetic and literally a white nigger. Rope yourself, you sad loner.
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>>92618324
WHAT IF AMERICA ALLIED WITH GERMANY???
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>>92633177
Lol kill yourself, you bitter little shit
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>>92635699
>the greatest insult against a white person is to compare them to a nigger

OH NO NO NO
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>>92618384
Lol
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what if video games were art. take that professors
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>>92620524
Retard.
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>>92635769
It's the only language retards understand.
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What is it that fills a person with so much hate that they can't even stand the sight of a person different to themselves?
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>>92635847
what if the professors were a computer
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>>92635935
biological instinct
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>>92635935
blue vs red
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>>92635929
Nigger
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>>92617488
DUDE... WHAT IF AI... ARE YOU STILL HERE? OK SO WHAT IF, WHAT IF AI WAS... IF AI WAS... OK SO HOW ABOUT... MAYBE IF.. AI HAD FEELINGS!
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WHAT IF AN AI MADE ALL THE MEMES?
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>>92616934
They've got to be one of the weirdest couples I've seen. She seems very traditional while he seems like the kind of guy who'd beat off into a sock.
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>>92636090
Social reject
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>>92626915
See: the culture of the internet era. The fucking word meme was popularised here.
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>>92619629
post a picture of yourself
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>>92630922
Just because people are better at something than other people, doesn't mean they should stop doing it. It's insulting to the weaker people if they need to be helped by the better doing people in order to compete.
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>>92636305
>responding to nigger
See
>>92635929

Nigger.
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>>92630996
wot if ur son was a cun
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>>92626971
No fucking shit Sherlock. If white people are currently the majority of people on TV, including other kinds of people will bring the ratio of white/non-white down. Why are you pretending like this is some sort of secret agenda?
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>>92616710
Karl is unironically the most genuine and intelligent of the three guys. The other two are actual brainlets that just cant keep up
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>>92635935
>What is it that fills a person with so much hate that they can't even stand the sight of a person different to themselves?
The fact that there are people out there who are anti-Skub.
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>>92620658
>>92620685
>>92620826
>>92620928
>>92621611
>>92622330
>>92635874
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
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>>92627051

He's a real product of the "new atheism"
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>>92636992
is this a new meme or are you the guy from the animal crossing thread on /v/ right now?
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>>92637051

It’s a hot new (forced) meme.
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>>92616618
Fuck off racist
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>>92636598
How can you disagree with that? I'm in fucking med school.
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>>92637123
oh goody. I hope it gets as popular as the 'soyboy' meme from last week!
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>>92637051
I think it's a bot, seems to post this shit randomly.
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DUDE
WHAT IF LIKE HOLOCAUST BUT WITH IMPLANTS?
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>>92617669

Lmao he literally thinks cleverbot is a person, holy fuck
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>>92627051
While I'm not a massive fan of Gervais as a person, the podcasts/audiobooks/XFM shows would never have been as good if they'd been saying Karl's ideas were good. They hinge upon Ricky and Steve laughing at Karl's mental ideas and calling him a twonk. Let's also not forget Karl's actual idea was literally taking out part of someone's brain and replacing it with a dead person's which is absolutely fucking bonkers.
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I am waiting for a Black Mirror episode directed by Joe Rogan.
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>>92616579
Every episode of this new series where there was a female lead or an interracial couple or just a non-white person in general I was imagining /tv/ freaking out about white genocide and it made the episode immediately better.
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>>92619199
Oh wow.
So deep and intricate
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>>92617094
The AIs displayed in Black Mirror literally have more of what an idiot would call a "soul" than a cluster of cells made from someone's jizz and someone's egg. Sorry, no offence, but it's true.
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>>92635935
Why would a race hate itself so much that it wants to start a cultural coup against itself. Why would the remaining whites who see the self-destruction have something against it?
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>>92637569

At that point you’d have to define “soul” with some credibility or you’re just the otherside of the opinion coin.
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>>92636721
What?
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>waAAAHHhhHH RACEMIXING LEFTISM BLOO HOO HOO
Ban gamers and virgins from this board
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>>92637377
What an edgy and rebellious post!!
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>>92637625
I mean, the obvious point I'm going to make here is if a white person and a black person have a kid, then the kid is neither white nor black, they're mixed race. So in every mixed race relationship both parties are sacrificing "racial purity". That being said, not many of us are legitimately racially pure. Maybe if you want to be like the McPoyles so badly you should just move to Alabama with your sister where I think it's still legal to inbreed.
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>>92637691
Nigger.
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>>92617904
I hope this becomes pasta
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>>92637678
Well I wouldn't call it a soul, cause I'm not a retard, but the AIs portrayed in Black Mirror are absolutely identical in mind to the original person. Every essence of their personality is in their, they have the same moral compass, beliefs (especially interesting if they're religious) and capacity for reasoning. Compare that to a cluster of cells several weeks old (as is the case for most abortions) and it's absolutely laughable that anyone would consider the latter more of a human. You can really tell how much of the /r/donald lot have been absorbed into /tv/.
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>>92624245
Jesus fucking christ, genius
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WHAT IF WHITES ALWAYS BAD AND NON-WHITES ALWAYS GOOD
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i wish the unabomber blew you up
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Wot if ur uncle was a nintendo
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>>92637744
>t. Self hating white
Honestly I prefer niggers to your kind.
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>>92638028
>black guy in 15MM ran wraithbabes. also black protag sold out
>black girl in white bear participated in child murder
>people responsible for playtest guy's death (and presumably a subsequent coverup) are a black woman and some asian guy
hey, what if anon was retarded
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>>92617904
I genuinely can't breathe because I laughed so hard. Fuck you.
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WOT IF YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO XBOX LIVE WAS ACTUALLY A SUBSCRIPTION TO YOUR LIFE AND YOU ALSO HAD A BLACK GF
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Imagine being so threatened by black people that seeing one play a prominent role in an episode of a Netflix show causes you to flee to a Malaysian knitting forum to complain incessantly about them
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>>92637907

It’s retarded to believe in a soul?
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>>92616751
Gno
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*Blurs a dog because 2spooky*
>we want the muslim audience




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