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Republic credits will do fine
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Ey Goy, republic credits no good here, only shekels!
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Ok
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Why wouldn't gredo accept credits?
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Why didn't he just cut him in half with his lightsaber and take the parts by force?
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>>92629815
He is a huge cryptocurrency enthusiast and fights against (((republic))) banks at every possible opportunity
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>>92629881
It's not the jedi way
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>>92629815
He gets a bad transfer rate for them due to living in hut space.
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>>92629881
It was a much better option to risk a child's life in a death race
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>>92629881
Because word of something like that would spread real quickly and basically invalidate or creditability that jedi had.
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>>92629926

But scamming someone into a currency they don't want is OK?
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>>92629815
The republic had no authority on tattoine, same reason greedo was able to own slaves
Palpatine put a stop to this bullshit once he took over, and is more or less the Abraham Lincoln of star wars
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>>92630052
On a backwater, barely inhabited, outer-rim planet like Tattooine? Not likely.
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>>92629881
Why didn't he just come back at night and murder him in sleep. That's what famous hero Luke Skywalker would have done.
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>>92629534
So was Greedo force sensitive? Why did the mind trick fail?
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>>92629881
>hurting The F*rce's chosen people
There'd be serious repercussions for the jedi.
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>>92630129
Mos Eisley is a hive of scum and villainy they say
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>>92630116
Better than murdering and stealing
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>>92630193
Certain races are resistant to the force, like the hutts.
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>>92630193
He was too busy being fried
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>>92630312
Yeah whatever the force is retarded.
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>>92629962
So why not just ask for a lot of credits to make up for the bad transfer rates? Qui Gon was fucking loaded, he was good for it.
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>>92630312
And the jews.
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>>92630427
He only had like 20k, that's chip change
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Are there Toydarian Jedi?
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>>92630491
Qui Gon was in communication with the Council about what was happening, they could've wired him as much as he could've needed.
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>>92630052
then why not just go trade republic credits for shekels on some other vendor and then come back to buy the parts?
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>>92630650
Jedi Order has very limited budget
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>>92630116
scamming someoen is better than murdering them
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>>92630650
>>92630747
budgetary constraints
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>>92630193
It wasn't that he was force sensitive, he's a space jew.
Nothing could ever make him lose his mind over shekels
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>>92630747
Did they blow all their money on lavish temples
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>>92629534
Qui Gon Jinn, my arch nemesis
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If you are watching the movies in chronological order those Jedi tricks makes no sense.
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>>92630124
>Palpatine put a stop to this bullshit once he took over, and is more or less the Abraham Lincoln of star wars
Man Sheev was based as fuck.
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>>92630782
If I hear that fat fuck laughing another goddamn time I swear
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>>92630842
It was financed by crowdfunding
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>>92630844
kek wtf is this
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>>92630052
>religious order
>kidnaps force sensitive children
>forces them into celibacy and indoctrines them into their simplistic our way is good, everything else is bad world view
>kills those that oppose their will
>considers free thought and expression of emotion to be a way to the "dark side"

they were seen in the same way people of afghanistan look at the taliban, or iranians look at their ayatollah.
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>>92630953
Is the jedi order a cult of space pedophiles ?
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>>92630953
Jedis can have sex but no strong emotional attachments.
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>>92630936
Hello, Reddit
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>>92631035
from a certain point of view
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>>92631126
So Yoda was like an eternal fuck boy?
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>>92631035
only a sith deals in absolutes, you are a sith if you say all jedis are pedophiles.
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>>92630906
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUUUHUEHEHEH
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>>92629815
I'd like to know too, but you'll never get an actual answer.
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>>92631260
Isn't it dealing in absolutes to affirm that all siths deal in absolutes ?
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>>92630491
>He only had like 20k
Death Star costed trillion creds
20k is an insane pile of cash
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>>92631349
Don't you contradict my faith!
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>>92629815
>>92630193
HIS NAME ISN'T GREEDO YOU RETARDS
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>>92631273
I can fucking hear him
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>>92631379
The space jew was trying to milk the jedis
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>>92631349
Siths have killed MILLIONS, is this a laughing matter to you?
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>>92629962
/thread
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>>92631402
But he has big Jew nose.
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Why not just try one of the smaller dealers? Even if they didn't have the parts, couldn't he get his money converted or get a good part for trade?
Also Anakin sold the pod after the race and gave the money to his mother. Why the fuck didn't she buy her freedom? Did she spend it on hookers and blow?
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>>92631462
>muh space shoah
Daily reminder that it is propaganda that the (((jedis))) use to push their agenda
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>>92629534
>>>/hc/1258586
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>>92629962
Did the emperor make up some bullshit excuse like that hut had space WMD and was selling them to tusken raider militias as a pretext to invade tatooinie?
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>>92630144
>forgetting him murdering jabas shit in jedi
>revenge of the jedi.
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>>92631462
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Did Greedo have sexual intercourse with his slaves ?
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>>92631487
>>92631591

This is Greedo:
>>92630326
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>>92630124
>trade republic credits with a bigger supplier or mind trick someone else and trade them with money that the jew would take

RLM literally poked a hole in all of that.
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>>92630953
>kidnaps force sensitive children
They didn't kidnap kids, the parents had to sign off on that shit.
>kills those that oppose their will
They only went after and killed Sith, who were objectively all evil fuckers whose entire ideology revolved around being evil fuckers.
>considers free thought and expression of emotion to be a way to the "dark side"
The Jedi never believed that emotions were wrong, only extreme expressions that could potentially lead to fucking them up and, yeah, going to the dark side.

Jedi Order was a fucked up institution in a lot of ways but credit where credits due.
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>>92631630
They should have named him GreeNdo.
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Why didn't anon just ask her out
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>>92631462
>Siths have killed MILLIONS
To save billions.
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>>92631630
No that’s Watto.
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>>92631657
>had to sign off
>had to
>not a kidnapping
>They only went after [fill in whoever opposes jedi ideology]
>The Jedi never believed that emotions were wrong
>except all the ones that make life fun and worth living
>ie. all of them
the jedi are space commies and leftists
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>>92631552
that was leia tho
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>>92629534
>"I'll trade you my Nubian with a busted hyperdrive for any cheap ship that flies and can hold twenty people. Since as you claim you already have the necessary parts to repair it you'll make a huge profit selling a perfectly functional Nubian luxury starship."
>"Okay."
WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THIS???
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>>92631793
he still went in and started killing shit don't bullshit me.
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>>92631810
Nubian, you say?
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>>92631810
>nubian
WE WUZ SPACE SHIPS N SHIET
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>>92631810
But then how could they contrive a way for the pod race to happen? You're a bad writer!
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>>92631402
>Jewish dick nose alien, not named greedo
Yeah right
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>>92629881
Why didn't he scam the mind trick susceptible guy across the street to exchange his republic credits to local money and then go back to watto and buy it
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>>92631728
>had to
As in if they were willing to. Qui-Gon didn't just take Anakin from his mom, she was the one who wanted the kid to leave.
>[fill in whoever opposes Jedi ideology]
Again, just Sith. There's not any examples in the prequels but in the expanded universe shit like the Clone Wars cartoon, the Jedi left those Dathomir nightsisters alone and those were all voodoo magic dark side bitches. But they weren't actively fucking with galactic affairs or trying to take over so they were left to do whatever.
>except all the ones that make life fun and worth living
Jedi are supposed to be above that shit for the greater good so they can handle matters objectively. If a Jedi didn't like it, they could leave whenever the fuck they wanted.
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>>92631810
But then the commie princess would complain how the ship belonged to the people naboo.
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>>92630193
midichlorians can't infect his cells
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>>92631912
because thats a dick thing to do, its acceptable to scam watto because hes shown to be scummy and no one cares if you rip off scumbags
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>>92631932
>Qui-Gon didn't just take Anakin from his mom
>i know you're a slave and live a relatively comfortable life with your kid and are relatively happy, but I can offer him a life of freedom in my temple where i'll personally assrap--- train him for the rest of his life. you dont get to come though ;^)
what a deal
>just Sith
>muh EU
>what are mandalorians, trade federation, droids, smugglers, hutts, etc, etc
>nightsisters
>chased them out of their homes to hide in the outer rims
>handle objectively
>from a certain point of view ;^)
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>>92631810
Because it's not his fucking ship
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>>92631677
The Empire killed 11 million but the Jedi killed 160 gorillion yet you never see the victims of the Jedi shoved in our faces every time we questions the motives of the republic occupation of toydaria
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>>92632082
Not getting his mom was a shitty deal but tbf it's not like Qui-Gon got a chance to do anything about it since he got fuckin killed by Maul not long after.
>muh EU
The Clone Wars is canon, it's just outside the movies.
>smugglers, hutts
Name me one example of the Jedi Order actively going around killing smugglers or Hutts.
>mandalorians
the Mandos were attacking the galaxy first so the Jedi reacted in kind by bttfo back to their home planet that they destroyed through their own nuclear civil war.
>trade federation, droids
They showed up at the federation's door to ask them to stop invading a peaceful world and the tf responded by blasting their ship, attempting to poison them and then sending battle droids.
>chased them out of their homes to hide in the outer rims
Literally never happened. They were always on Dathomir.
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whats so wrong with having an Empire?
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>>92632082
>you're a slave and live a relatively comfortable life
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They should have sold the ship and gotten a ride on Lando's ship
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>>92632443
>muh fall of rome.
>muh representation
>muh british
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>>92632497
oh for fucks sake, sorry I triggered you
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>>92629534
Why is force lightning evil but robbing people of their free will isn't?
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>>92632529
but im on your side
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>>92632452
>had their own home
>were protected by their owner
>had food, jobs, roof over their head
>one purchase away from being free
yeah compared to many other slaves, i'd say so
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>>92632583
oh right. so theres literally nothing wrong with an Empire, other than it upsets others that one person rules?
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>>92632572
Now you know why Last Jedi Luke is right.
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Ten years passed between TPM and AOTC, and somehow during all that time nobody gave a shit about Shmi. Hell, Anakin himself only bothered to look up what was going on with his mom when he happened to be in the neighborhood.
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>>92632657
doesnt matter representation is a scam to begin with.
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>>92629881
I too watched the Plinkett review
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>>92631653
Credits aren't used on Tatooine, RLMbabby.
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>>92631810
>guy deals in parts
>"hey give me a spaceship :)"
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>>92631912
Because nobody on Tatooine uses Republic credits, as Watto said
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>>92632688
>I love complaining about movies I haven't seen
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>>92632838
>Greedo
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>>92629815
Gredo is the faggot that Han Solo kills in the tavern in ep4 you dumb fuck
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>>92632903
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
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>>92632955
ebic
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>>92632658
This
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>>92632815
>There's only one place to buy things on the whole planet ;(
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>>92629881
because the (((jedi))) are shabbos goyim, based sheev understood this.
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>>92632955
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
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>>92633136
Watto directly tells them he's the only one with a compatible hyperdrive.
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>futuristic society
>no currency exchange
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>>92633342
Watto the honest kind hearted salesman was telling the truth
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>>92633136
>need to not only get off of the planet quickly, but also need to maintain a low profile
>"I know, let's use our starship and scour the entire surface of this planet looking for a retailer who uses our currency that virtually nobody on this planet uses!"
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>>92630193
Nah being mind tricked is just like having your mind suddenly changed and you feel like that's what it's suppose to be but if you aren't a drooling retard it doesn't really work. People just go "yah nah you cunt I know you're a fucking Jedi quit it".

Its like that scene in witcher 3 if you try to mind trick the templar in front of his friends its super obvious and they get pissed.
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>>92633422
>need to not only get off of the planet quickly, but also need to maintain a low profile

>Enter a slaveboy into a podracing tournament in an attempt to free him and get the prize you need
Really maintains my low profile
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>>92633342
>Local man knows what every store on the planet is selling at any given time.

>>92633422
>need to maintain a low profile
>hang around racer entering a big race everyone is paying attention to
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>>92629534
they should have just gone to the hutts, yes amidala would have had to give out a few hand jobs, but isnt that what decoys are for? they would have given them a new ship and they could have gotten back to coruscant much faster. All the time they wasted with the podrace meant a 100,000 more nabooians genocided.
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>>92633391
me jedi senses tell me watto is trustworthy
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>>92629534
This demonstrates how bad Jedi Qui Gon was. He couldn't even make space Jew accept money.
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>>92633664
or you know, the Hutts are aware that an extremely wealthy trade federation is looking for a certain queen, and their current handlers have only 20k republic credits

seriously why the fuck wouldn't they just sell her out?
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>>92631495
>Why the fuck didn't she buy her freedom?

So let's say she spends her money on freedom. Now she's free, with no money, no house and no means of support. As a slave she might have to work for Watto (doing cleaning I suppose) but she gets fed and has a roof over her head.

There's a good reason why she only becomes free when someone else buys her and proposes marriage. You need some way to support yourself in a backwater hellhole.
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>>92631810

"Hey your highness, I want to sell your ship for a junk-bucket"
"Get fucked"
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>>92629662
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>>92630052
*hand wave*
"You did not hear of a Jedi attack. It was Sheeve that did that"

"...yeah I guess"
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why were the jedi perfectly ok with white slavery???
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>>92632572
Intent. Shooting lightning at somebody doesn't really come from a mindset of compassion or inner peace. You want that person to suffer, painfully.

A mind trick is inherently neutral, just like force push. You could convince some thugs to stop threatening a peasant, or you could convince them to give you all their belongings and jump off a cliff.
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>>92629881
Hutt Space has existed thousands of years alongside the Galactic Republic, and since Jedi are "police force" of the Republic, it would count as a foreign spy committing crime against Hutts, enough to trigger larger conflicts.
And since the allmighty Jedis are supposed guardians of peace, they cannot just enter foreign lands and chop locals up when the trade negotiation doesn't go their way.

Hutts are powerful enough and would be able to retaliate against individual Jedis with ease, probably send a thousand bounty hunters after him just for luls.
Not to mention just handing the ship to the Trade Federation for some real money, not republic credits that do not count as legal tender in Hutt Space.

dont they teach this shit to kids in school these days, sheesh
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>>92631260
You are a sith if you have the ability to think independently and do as you will
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>>92630116
It isn't, no. Very little of what Qui-Gon does is okay.

He's there to show how shitty the golden age Jedi actually were.
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>>92629926
cheating and betting on slaves is okay though
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>>92631426
If he waited a few more years he could have had a Jedi milk him.
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>>92634158
>why were the jedi perfectly ok with white slavery???
Jedi are the ultimate sjws
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>>92630844
You were pissin like a nerf in there
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>>92634222
Yeah Vader was so independent when he wasn't on his knees in front of the Emperor
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>>92633891
the Hutts are only tolerated because they are a blimp on the republics radar, and a black market has its own benefits to wealthy individuals and to the criminal industrial complex at large which must be massive in a galaxy like this- are they really going to jeapordize that relationship by abducting planetary nobility and friends of republic senators? I mean I know the republic are pacifists because thats what the plot needs, but I have a hard time believing that kind of behavior would be tolerated in the long run.
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>>92634248
in order to free them
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>>92634222
based sith
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>>92633891
if we were talking about Black Sun then yeah I would be worried. but the Hutts are cowards that have things too good to disturb that over a random queen or conflict they dont care about.
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>>92634502
if said slave wins.

if he lost then what?
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>>92632627
i agree, the US abolitionists were so ridiculous
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>>92630953
Jedi can fuck and have children. They just don't get to have emotional attachments to either of those.
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>>92634567
then he loses his ship to watto.
he either:
loses ship
or
frees anakin and gets hyperdrive
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>BUT WHY DIDN'T QUI GON JUTHT KILL EVERYONE AT MOTH EITHLEY AND TAKE THE PARTH HE NEEDED
>GAMBLING? THAT ITH NOT VERY JEDI LIKE ITH IT? *smug nerd face*
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>>92629534
Why didn't Qui-Gon just force crush Maul's balls in the final battle to set him off guard.
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>>92632942
self defended against, greedo violated the NAP
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>>92634684
Mos Espa you goofy nigger
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>>92634568
They really were.
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>>92634888
Fuck off nerd
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>>92629881
>>92629981
>I can't force this honest trader to at saberpoint to give me the parts, it's not the Jedi way
>so I'll have this nine year old enter a literal death race where 90% of the drivers don't survive the first lap
The prequels were masterpieces.
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>>92632443
Nothing and everything from a certain point of view
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>>92635169
>Oh yeah and I'll rig the dice with the (((light))) side of the Force
>because cheating at gambling is the Jedi way
I'm glad Sheev wiped these hypocritical cunts out.
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>>92629926
He must live!
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>>92635322
*waves hand*
Jedi are the good guys, goy.
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>>92635322
it's a joke because they are on the side of g*d and he doesn't play dice with the universe.
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>>92635322
sheev did literally nothing wrong.
>subvert and destroy a fake democracy ruled by a shadow government of hypocritical murderous pedophiles that were religious zealots and kidnapped children
>mentor a former slave who was abused by said religious zealots, helping this broken warrior become one of the greatest beings to ever live.
>complete meritocratic empire
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>>92632782
Even if they weren't, I'm sure he could have mind tricked someone else to trade. Unless they're all immune to it.
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>>92634435
The ultimate intention was for him to kill his master and do as he would, he was simply working his way up to that point
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>>92635518
Nah, the ultimate intention was for Sheev to get Luke to replace him, since Vader was all but useless.
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>>92634604
Damn if I was a loyal Jedi, I'd fuck as many bitches of my species as I could and then walk off

More force sensitive kids in the galaxy to either become Jedi (or most probably with due to whatever anger / neglect they'd feel, but acceptable losses amiright?)
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>>92635593
When Luke showed up Vader could easily have dealt with both of them and then applied whatever doctrine he wished. He loved his son, so he chose not to
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>>92629534
Episode 1 was kino
only brainlets disagree
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>>92633506
Happens quite often in the Phantom Menace game on PS1, too. In fact more often than not your mind tricks fail
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Imagine how silly Maul felt spending days searching the desert when he could have checked the one fucking town around and found out they were the Pod Racing champs.
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>>92634236
Sure he was, it wasn't just terrible writing
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>>92630530
There were even Hutt and Ewok Jedi so probably.
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>>92635742
>to be fair, you really need to *get* ironic comedy to understand jar jar binks
>by applying theorems set by the golden ratio, and understanding the cultural rules of the galaxy set during the movies setting could you truly make due with real comedy
>only people from sophisticated places like *canada* can get this. Sorry *not Americans*, but you're just too stupid
>really, it's a great film, simply becuase so few people *get it*
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>>92634169
Wait, why republic credits do not count as legal tender in Hutt Space while Trade Federation's money do?
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>>92631876
You think of a way to have the pod race that makes sense
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>>92631653
Why do you fags worship "critics"
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>>92629534
Why would the Jedi just go around using the force to control people's minds and rip them off on deals, causing them to go into poverty all for the Jedi's benefit? Isn't that Dark Side behavior?
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>>92636079
Same reason they worship LPers
Substitute friends
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>>92635963
Republic money is like the Euro.

TF money is like US Dollars.
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>>92631810
It was not his ship.
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>>92634163
Qui-gon tried to convince Watto to get fucked financially
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>ooga booga prequels bad
>shaman plinkett from reddit tribe said so
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>>92636144
"Contrarianism is art"
-/tv/
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>>92636106
And? I'm sure you can trade both of those currencies anywhere on the planet where such trade exist.
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>>92636138
No, he tried to get a trader to accept a form of currency so he could get on his way to solve the ongoing crisis. He wasn't doing it for his own gain.
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https://youtu.be/TBvp1r2UpiQ?t=3m35s
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>>92629881
Then he wouldn't been able to troll Padme.
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did tattooine not have a holonet terminal for him to call for a ride?

did qui'gon and everyone else drop their portable holographic comm device on naboo?

why didn't qui'gon just put a lightsaber to that scrap dealer's head and tell him to give him the parts or else?
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>>92636079
Because it was a good point that no one seems to be able to explain around.
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>>92634474
>they are a blimp on the republics radar
>a blimp on the republics radar
>a blimp

Pretty easy to spot a blimp innit?
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>>92632097
And yet he still bet the ship in the pod race.
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>>92636216
You wouldn't have noticed even half of the nerdy nitpicks nobody cares about spouted in this thread if you hadn't watched a 2 hours review 12 times while pretending you had a funny friend.
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>>92636144
no, common sense says so
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>>92636137
>>92632097
Neither was is dumb fucking Padme's. It belonged to the Naboo taxpayers who would probably been happy to trade it as long as it gets their useless-ass queen to Coruscant to help them out.
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>>92636238
A form of currency that was worthless on his planet, gee, what a nice guy.
Qui-gon was the real kike here.
>Take this currency that are worthless on your planet.
>No.
>Take this currency that is worthless on your planet [uses free will destroying sorcerery]
>No! Get fucked!
Watto did nothing wrong.
The Crisis wasn't even a Crisis anyway. The Jedi tried to impose taxation on a Free Trade Sectore, so the Neimoidians were just trying to strong arm Naboo into making Naboo space Free Trade so they wouldn't get fucked by the kike Jedi taxing the shit out of their transactions.

Qui-gon was trying to rip off a trader so he could hurry and rip off the galaxy.
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>>92636144
>implying it takes a joke review by a fictional character to come to the conlusion that the prequels are bad movies
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>>92635906
this but un-ironically
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>>92636418
it is only worthless if he never did business with someone that took republic credits.
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>>92636418
I mean seriously the entire conflict was over the Jedi taxing the shit out of the Trade Federation in a free tax zone.

>>92636477
It was on the outer rim and the Republic rarely if ever visited, thus the likelyhood of anyone taking Republic credits is slim and not worth the trade.
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Imagine that you are working in the shop and some dude armed with sword tries to pay you with North Korean money. Qui-Gon Jinn was totally in the wrong here
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>>92636418
>The Jedi
The Republic did it, the Jedi were sent to deal with the Neimoidians chimping out and invading a planet.
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>>92636435
Well, nobody in this entire thread has made a single point that wasn't straight up paraphrased from Reddit Letter Media, so...
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>>92630472
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>>92636516
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
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>>92636523
>chimping out
The Republic violated the NAP and the Jedi were their free will destroying hit squad, the Neimoidians did nothing wrong.

>>92636549
A bald assertion? It was literally stated. Dealing in credits that would rarely ever be useful is a bad investment.
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I like how prequel threads always have some interesting discussion
More and more I came to conclusion that prequels are only worthwhile thing about Star Wars. Everything else is manchild trash. OT fags are basically proto-capeshitters
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>>92629881
Because the hyperdrive motivator weighs a million tons.By the time they got those Eopie hooked up to move it half the city's cops and bounty hunters would be up their ass.
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>>92629881
Why didn't they just fuck off and let them deal with the broken ship by themselves. I mean, jedi are likely not paid, how are they even getting funds? Surely they need to eat, the force won't fill their stomachs.
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>>92636654
The Prequels are an amazing trainwreck that needed to age and the wounds to heal. The OT are just legit kino.

For now the Soyquels are just trash but maybe in ten years they'll reach the same meme-fuel status as the prequels. The embarrassment that is TLJ is already a move in the right direction, with milkies, SuperLeia and Ben Swolo.
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>>92629534

>why didn't they just imperialize the native populace and give all of the earnings to Israel?

Americans are so fucking retarded

You have to self inject your stupid fantasys in the only way you know how

Now, I'm not knocking you for worshiping Israel, not being as good as my home country of CANADA, or even being a bunch of FAT FUCKS

>inb4 "lol Canada is the same and Canadians are just ameriFUCKS"

Shit, even your sci fi is FUCKING RETARDED.

>pic related is what REAL works of fiction look like

Speaking of which, the author of Blindsight understands how SHIT ameriCUNTS are. Here's an example of amerifats being retarded:
>award winning CANADIAN author peter watts had a scuffle with US border patrol, and was quoted to complained about the 'aggressive tendencies of the United States', and have used them as the sole nation that provided the people to make the Vampire race in his fictional works.

He made a fictional race of literal blood suckers becuase the pharmaceutical companies working the honorable and noble Canada would NEVER approve of such unethical things

God damn I hate you guys so much

Every Canadian here (that's smart) understands it.

It's not just PETER or I. We all fucking HATE YOU

You all deserve hard blows to the face

To have your limbs ripped off

And to be glassed off of the face of the earth

I know that Watts has written about how soldiers in your country suck the Israeli dick (not anti-Semitic, just anti IMPERIALIST) and have war crimes be a normal occurrence in your country

He even makes sure to include INDIAN, CHINESE, and other MINORITIES as key people in his story.

In the URSSCDI, LLC (United Ruinous States of Sucking Corporate Dick and Israel, LLC) minorities are 2nd class citizens who get hunted for sport by the """police"""

I'm sure when Peter Watts gets a movie deal, he'll be able to portray this properly in a way that's going to not only makes BILLIONS of dollars (CAD) but also exposes you FAT FUCKS
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>>92636601
>Dealing in credits that would rarely ever be useful is a bad investment.
The Hutts should have traded with Republic. In Clone Wars cartoon Jabba even had relative living on the fucking Corrusant. And since they freely make galaxy-wide phone calls, there isn't any reason for them not to have "internet" bank trade. So Tatooine of all places should have had some banks which traded all the money they could.
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>>92637012
>even leaf ""Intellectual Authors"" are insecure little faggots who can't stop talking about the US for 5 fucking minutes
What a shame, I enjoyed that book too
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>>92635963
Neimodians trade in real physical assets that have value even in Hutt space.
Republic credits are backed by Coruscant central bank that is far from Outer Rim regions, meaning the local banking conglomerates have no real interest in dealing with said Republic credits.
Hutts control local trade, and apparently have influence regarding what counts as legal tender in their region of space, and that is probably anything but fake Republic money.
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>>92637066
Republic employed taxation. Not worth it if you ask me.
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>>92631876
>>92636028
Still waiting
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>>92636951
I love the prequels, but they aren't very good (although certainly interesting and even worth rewatching.)
The Force Awakens and especially The Last Jedi are genuinely good films on par with the original trilogy.
Doesn't mean they can't be memefodder as well of course.
The Lord of the Rings was both the greatest trilogy of all time and source of endless memes.
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>>92637168
I was just ironically memeing you my friend
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>>92637100
Basically, Federation = USA dollars, Republic = bitcoin.
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>>92637168
How about the pod race has a huge prize pool, so Qui-Gonn agrees to cannibalize parts of his not-working ship to upgrade Anakin's pod racer and they win and use that money to pay for another ship to leave.
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The number of people in this thread mistaking Watto for Greedo.
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>>92630193
Only the weak minded/willed are affected by mind tricks. Scammers and businessmen are less likely to be affected.
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>>92637096
>American
>""""""""""""education""""""""""""""
I guarantee you that the US has never produce Sci fi as good as this. Fuck off.

Name 5 good American Sci Fi book, you god damn poseur. I fucking dare you.

Haha lol btfo now SIT DOWN
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@92637224
No, the sequels are not good films. You don't get (you)s for this level of bait from me.
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>>92630953
Jedi can leave the order whenever they wish, they're just excommunicado once they do.
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>>92637224
I can smell the cheese from here, you mouse fuck.
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>>92637289
Greedo has greed in it, which is the main trait Watto is remembered for.
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>>92637325
2001 a space odyssey is breddy guud (book)
So is Jurassic park (books)
Ray bradbury stuff
Dune
Starship troopers
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>>92637393
I'm not even from the US, you pathetic, delusional, utterly paranoid manchild.
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>>92637404
But if you made that mistake you then haven't seen the original Star Wars movie. I don't think some of the users belong posting in this thread / board.
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>>92630193
>Greedo
>he is greedy

BRAVO, LUCAS!
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>>92637488
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
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>>92637435
Philip K. Dick counts for a minimum of 5
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>>92637224
>The Lord of the Rings was both the greatest trilogy of all time and source of endless memes.
Oh yeah.
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>>92636324
>>92636085

They were trying to remain hidden while running from the Trade Federation and their agents. A cross galaxy holo call may have been intercepted by Trade Federation ships. Also, if Qui Gon were to kill Watto, then he would not only be succumbed to the dark side but he also would have given away his entire group.
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>>92637435
Lol kys peter Watts is better
He tackles how delusional and fucked America is while showcasing Canada for how much more superior it is while keeping it philosophical and filled with hard Sci Fi
Your retard """"books"""" are pathetic and overrated
Fuck off
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>>92633350
>Be car mechanic in America
>Some foreign guy wants parts for his car
>Want to pay in Rubles
Even if there is currency exchange, fuck all that, he'll have to do that, not me
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>>92629534
Why is Qui Gon the only good Jedi of the old republic? Everyone else is a dumbfuck, he's cool.
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>>92637525
Can't right now, lemme get back to you once I'm done fucking your mother.
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>>92632955
You went and drank a lethal amount of bleach after posting this, right?
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>>92636376
>Just turn your brain off!
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>people are talking with copypasta
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The Jedi did not kidnap children. This is a contrived meme by plebs and satirists. Children were adopted into the Jedi Order, or freely granted by parents who understood the honor and prestige of being a Knight. The Jedi didn't go around with goon squads taking kids in the night.
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>>92637012
Did Watts makes his book gender neutral too?
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>>92637778
>Why didn't quigon jutht murder greedo, why didn't he jutht thteal the parth
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>>92629881
thats the backup plan
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>>92637815
Ackshually it's 100% true just like it's 100% true that vader didn't get a new suit because of budgetary constraints.
Our dear friends at reddit letter media would never lie.
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>>92637815
>it was prestigious to be a knight that people would give up their children to the jedi if given the chance
>the jedi are schemers, so the senate and the people don't question the order to murder all of them

Pick one.
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>>92637815
Jedi have a technique that brainwashes the victim into doing whatever they want and you legitimately believe these children were surrendered voluntarily rather than kidnapped via sorcery and tricks?
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>>92638341
i fucking hate (((jedi))) so much 2bh bros
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>>92637513
His name is Watto you fat fucking goddamn retard. For fucks sake kys
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>>92637901
Holy shut you guys are so cringeworthy fucking die Jesus Christ
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>>92638182
He didn't say the prequels make sense, anon.
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>>92638341
>>92638439
Fuck off Sheev
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>>92638798
No... NO... YOU FUCK OFF!
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>>92637815
So what happened to other kids that don't join? Do the jedi murder those kids so they dont become sith?
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>>92631349
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
>do or do not
>there is no try
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>>92638798
FROM MY POINT OF THE VIEW THE JEWDI ARE EVIL. I HATE (((THEM)))
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>>92629881
>>92630052
nobody knew they were Jedi, and the reason they needed to do it legitimately was because of the slave bomb implanted inside Anakin's neck.
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>>92639327
>can't deactivate a bomb with wizardry
(((Light))) side isn't so powerful, eh?
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>>92632404
>niggers caring about "EU canon" in the context of the films
kill yourself
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>>92634568
Yes because most of them did not actively advocate for the removal of the freed slaves from the nation.
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>>92635742
it feels the most like the old movies for some reason.
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>>92639461
>deactivating simplanted slave bombs
isnt the jedi way.
>gambling on 9 year old death races and kidnapping children
is the jedi way. deal with it goy
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>>92639551
Do the Jewdi have a name for their particular brand of taqiyya?
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>>92636527

And that makes them bad... why exactly? Is everything that RLM says banned now?
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>>92636549
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth, or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.
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>>92637963
>Don't question anything, It's all perfect!




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