Republic credits will do fine
Ey Goy, republic credits no good here, only shekels!
Why wouldn't gredo accept credits?
Why didn't he just cut him in half with his lightsaber and take the parts by force?
>>92629815He is a huge cryptocurrency enthusiast and fights against (((republic))) banks at every possible opportunity
>>92629881It's not the jedi way
>>92629815He gets a bad transfer rate for them due to living in hut space.
>>92629881It was a much better option to risk a child's life in a death race
>>92629881Because word of something like that would spread real quickly and basically invalidate or creditability that jedi had.
>>92629926But scamming someone into a currency they don't want is OK?
>>92629815The republic had no authority on tattoine, same reason greedo was able to own slavesPalpatine put a stop to this bullshit once he took over, and is more or less the Abraham Lincoln of star wars
>>92630052On a backwater, barely inhabited, outer-rim planet like Tattooine? Not likely.
>>92629881Why didn't he just come back at night and murder him in sleep. That's what famous hero Luke Skywalker would have done.
>>92629534So was Greedo force sensitive? Why did the mind trick fail?
>>92629881>hurting The F*rce's chosen peopleThere'd be serious repercussions for the jedi.
>>92630129Mos Eisley is a hive of scum and villainy they say
>>92630116Better than murdering and stealing
>>92630193Certain races are resistant to the force, like the hutts.
>>92630193He was too busy being fried
>>92630312Yeah whatever the force is retarded.
>>92629962So why not just ask for a lot of credits to make up for the bad transfer rates? Qui Gon was fucking loaded, he was good for it.
>>92630312And the jews.
>>92630427He only had like 20k, that's chip change
Are there Toydarian Jedi?
>>92630491Qui Gon was in communication with the Council about what was happening, they could've wired him as much as he could've needed.
>>92630052then why not just go trade republic credits for shekels on some other vendor and then come back to buy the parts?
>>92630650Jedi Order has very limited budget
>>92630116scamming someoen is better than murdering them
>>92630193It wasn't that he was force sensitive, he's a space jew.Nothing could ever make him lose his mind over shekels
>>92630747Did they blow all their money on lavish temples
>>92629534Qui Gon Jinn, my arch nemesis
If you are watching the movies in chronological order those Jedi tricks makes no sense.
>>92630124>Palpatine put a stop to this bullshit once he took over, and is more or less the Abraham Lincoln of star warsMan Sheev was based as fuck.
>>92630782If I hear that fat fuck laughing another goddamn time I swear
>>92630842It was financed by crowdfunding
>>92630844kek wtf is this
>>92630052>religious order>kidnaps force sensitive children>forces them into celibacy and indoctrines them into their simplistic our way is good, everything else is bad world view>kills those that oppose their will>considers free thought and expression of emotion to be a way to the "dark side"they were seen in the same way people of afghanistan look at the taliban, or iranians look at their ayatollah.
>>92630953Is the jedi order a cult of space pedophiles ?
>>92630953Jedis can have sex but no strong emotional attachments.
>>92631035from a certain point of view
>>92631126So Yoda was like an eternal fuck boy?
>>92631035only a sith deals in absolutes, you are a sith if you say all jedis are pedophiles.
>>92629815I'd like to know too, but you'll never get an actual answer.
>>92631260Isn't it dealing in absolutes to affirm that all siths deal in absolutes ?
>>92630491>He only had like 20kDeath Star costed trillion creds20k is an insane pile of cash
>>92631349Don't you contradict my faith!
>>92629815>>92630193HIS NAME ISN'T GREEDO YOU RETARDS
>>92631273 I can fucking hear him
>>92631379The space jew was trying to milk the jedis
>>92631349Siths have killed MILLIONS, is this a laughing matter to you?
>>92631402But he has big Jew nose.
Why not just try one of the smaller dealers? Even if they didn't have the parts, couldn't he get his money converted or get a good part for trade?Also Anakin sold the pod after the race and gave the money to his mother. Why the fuck didn't she buy her freedom? Did she spend it on hookers and blow?
>>92631462>muh space shoahDaily reminder that it is propaganda that the (((jedis))) use to push their agenda
>>92629962Did the emperor make up some bullshit excuse like that hut had space WMD and was selling them to tusken raider militias as a pretext to invade tatooinie?
>>92630144>forgetting him murdering jabas shit in jedi>revenge of the jedi.
Did Greedo have sexual intercourse with his slaves ?
>>92631487>>92631591This is Greedo:>>92630326
>>92630124>trade republic credits with a bigger supplier or mind trick someone else and trade them with money that the jew would takeRLM literally poked a hole in all of that.
>>92630953>kidnaps force sensitive childrenThey didn't kidnap kids, the parents had to sign off on that shit. >kills those that oppose their willThey only went after and killed Sith, who were objectively all evil fuckers whose entire ideology revolved around being evil fuckers.>considers free thought and expression of emotion to be a way to the "dark side"The Jedi never believed that emotions were wrong, only extreme expressions that could potentially lead to fucking them up and, yeah, going to the dark side. Jedi Order was a fucked up institution in a lot of ways but credit where credits due.
>>92631630They should have named him GreeNdo.
Why didn't anon just ask her out
>>92631462>Siths have killed MILLIONSTo save billions.
>>92631630No that’s Watto.
>>92631657>had to sign off>had to>not a kidnapping>They only went after [fill in whoever opposes jedi ideology]>The Jedi never believed that emotions were wrong>except all the ones that make life fun and worth living>ie. all of themthe jedi are space commies and leftists
>>92631552that was leia tho
>>92629534>"I'll trade you my Nubian with a busted hyperdrive for any cheap ship that flies and can hold twenty people. Since as you claim you already have the necessary parts to repair it you'll make a huge profit selling a perfectly functional Nubian luxury starship." >"Okay." WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THIS???
>>92631793he still went in and started killing shit don't bullshit me.
>>92631810Nubian, you say?
>>92631810>nubianWE WUZ SPACE SHIPS N SHIET
>>92631810But then how could they contrive a way for the pod race to happen? You're a bad writer!
>>92631402>Jewish dick nose alien, not named greedoYeah right
>>92629881Why didn't he scam the mind trick susceptible guy across the street to exchange his republic credits to local money and then go back to watto and buy it
>>92631728>had toAs in if they were willing to. Qui-Gon didn't just take Anakin from his mom, she was the one who wanted the kid to leave.>[fill in whoever opposes Jedi ideology]Again, just Sith. There's not any examples in the prequels but in the expanded universe shit like the Clone Wars cartoon, the Jedi left those Dathomir nightsisters alone and those were all voodoo magic dark side bitches. But they weren't actively fucking with galactic affairs or trying to take over so they were left to do whatever.>except all the ones that make life fun and worth livingJedi are supposed to be above that shit for the greater good so they can handle matters objectively. If a Jedi didn't like it, they could leave whenever the fuck they wanted.
>>92631810But then the commie princess would complain how the ship belonged to the people naboo.
>>92630193midichlorians can't infect his cells
>>92631912because thats a dick thing to do, its acceptable to scam watto because hes shown to be scummy and no one cares if you rip off scumbags
>>92631932>Qui-Gon didn't just take Anakin from his mom>i know you're a slave and live a relatively comfortable life with your kid and are relatively happy, but I can offer him a life of freedom in my temple where i'll personally assrap--- train him for the rest of his life. you dont get to come though ;^)what a deal>just Sith>muh EU>what are mandalorians, trade federation, droids, smugglers, hutts, etc, etc>nightsisters>chased them out of their homes to hide in the outer rims>handle objectively>from a certain point of view ;^)
>>92631810Because it's not his fucking ship
>>92631677The Empire killed 11 million but the Jedi killed 160 gorillion yet you never see the victims of the Jedi shoved in our faces every time we questions the motives of the republic occupation of toydaria
>>92632082Not getting his mom was a shitty deal but tbf it's not like Qui-Gon got a chance to do anything about it since he got fuckin killed by Maul not long after.>muh EUThe Clone Wars is canon, it's just outside the movies. >smugglers, huttsName me one example of the Jedi Order actively going around killing smugglers or Hutts.>mandaloriansthe Mandos were attacking the galaxy first so the Jedi reacted in kind by bttfo back to their home planet that they destroyed through their own nuclear civil war.>trade federation, droidsThey showed up at the federation's door to ask them to stop invading a peaceful world and the tf responded by blasting their ship, attempting to poison them and then sending battle droids.>chased them out of their homes to hide in the outer rimsLiterally never happened. They were always on Dathomir.
whats so wrong with having an Empire?
>>92632082>you're a slave and live a relatively comfortable life
They should have sold the ship and gotten a ride on Lando's ship
>>92632443>muh fall of rome.>muh representation>muh british
>>92632497oh for fucks sake, sorry I triggered you
>>92629534Why is force lightning evil but robbing people of their free will isn't?
>>92632529but im on your side
>>92632452>had their own home>were protected by their owner>had food, jobs, roof over their head>one purchase away from being freeyeah compared to many other slaves, i'd say so
>>92632583oh right. so theres literally nothing wrong with an Empire, other than it upsets others that one person rules?
>>92632572Now you know why Last Jedi Luke is right.
Ten years passed between TPM and AOTC, and somehow during all that time nobody gave a shit about Shmi. Hell, Anakin himself only bothered to look up what was going on with his mom when he happened to be in the neighborhood.
>>92632657doesnt matter representation is a scam to begin with.
>>92629881I too watched the Plinkett review
>>92631653Credits aren't used on Tatooine, RLMbabby.
>>92631810>guy deals in parts>"hey give me a spaceship :)"
>>92631912Because nobody on Tatooine uses Republic credits, as Watto said
>>92632688>I love complaining about movies I haven't seen
>>92629815Gredo is the faggot that Han Solo kills in the tavern in ep4 you dumb fuck
>>92632903A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
>>92632815>There's only one place to buy things on the whole planet ;(
>>92629881because the (((jedi))) are shabbos goyim, based sheev understood this.
>>92632955Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>>92633136Watto directly tells them he's the only one with a compatible hyperdrive.
>futuristic society>no currency exchange
>>92633342Watto the honest kind hearted salesman was telling the truth
>>92633136>need to not only get off of the planet quickly, but also need to maintain a low profile>"I know, let's use our starship and scour the entire surface of this planet looking for a retailer who uses our currency that virtually nobody on this planet uses!"
>>92630193Nah being mind tricked is just like having your mind suddenly changed and you feel like that's what it's suppose to be but if you aren't a drooling retard it doesn't really work. People just go "yah nah you cunt I know you're a fucking Jedi quit it". Its like that scene in witcher 3 if you try to mind trick the templar in front of his friends its super obvious and they get pissed.
>>92633422>need to not only get off of the planet quickly, but also need to maintain a low profile>Enter a slaveboy into a podracing tournament in an attempt to free him and get the prize you needReally maintains my low profile
>>92633342>Local man knows what every store on the planet is selling at any given time.>>92633422>need to maintain a low profile>hang around racer entering a big race everyone is paying attention to
>>92629534they should have just gone to the hutts, yes amidala would have had to give out a few hand jobs, but isnt that what decoys are for? they would have given them a new ship and they could have gotten back to coruscant much faster. All the time they wasted with the podrace meant a 100,000 more nabooians genocided.
>>92633391me jedi senses tell me watto is trustworthy
>>92629534This demonstrates how bad Jedi Qui Gon was. He couldn't even make space Jew accept money.
>>92633664or you know, the Hutts are aware that an extremely wealthy trade federation is looking for a certain queen, and their current handlers have only 20k republic credits seriously why the fuck wouldn't they just sell her out?
>>92631495>Why the fuck didn't she buy her freedom?So let's say she spends her money on freedom. Now she's free, with no money, no house and no means of support. As a slave she might have to work for Watto (doing cleaning I suppose) but she gets fed and has a roof over her head. There's a good reason why she only becomes free when someone else buys her and proposes marriage. You need some way to support yourself in a backwater hellhole.
>>92631810"Hey your highness, I want to sell your ship for a junk-bucket""Get fucked"
>>92630052*hand wave*"You did not hear of a Jedi attack. It was Sheeve that did that""...yeah I guess"
why were the jedi perfectly ok with white slavery???
>>92632572Intent. Shooting lightning at somebody doesn't really come from a mindset of compassion or inner peace. You want that person to suffer, painfully.A mind trick is inherently neutral, just like force push. You could convince some thugs to stop threatening a peasant, or you could convince them to give you all their belongings and jump off a cliff.
>>92629881Hutt Space has existed thousands of years alongside the Galactic Republic, and since Jedi are "police force" of the Republic, it would count as a foreign spy committing crime against Hutts, enough to trigger larger conflicts. And since the allmighty Jedis are supposed guardians of peace, they cannot just enter foreign lands and chop locals up when the trade negotiation doesn't go their way.Hutts are powerful enough and would be able to retaliate against individual Jedis with ease, probably send a thousand bounty hunters after him just for luls. Not to mention just handing the ship to the Trade Federation for some real money, not republic credits that do not count as legal tender in Hutt Space. dont they teach this shit to kids in school these days, sheesh
>>92631260You are a sith if you have the ability to think independently and do as you will
>>92630116It isn't, no. Very little of what Qui-Gon does is okay.He's there to show how shitty the golden age Jedi actually were.
>>92629926cheating and betting on slaves is okay though
>>92631426If he waited a few more years he could have had a Jedi milk him.
>>92634158>why were the jedi perfectly ok with white slavery???Jedi are the ultimate sjws
>>92630844You were pissin like a nerf in there
>>92634222Yeah Vader was so independent when he wasn't on his knees in front of the Emperor
>>92633891 the Hutts are only tolerated because they are a blimp on the republics radar, and a black market has its own benefits to wealthy individuals and to the criminal industrial complex at large which must be massive in a galaxy like this- are they really going to jeapordize that relationship by abducting planetary nobility and friends of republic senators? I mean I know the republic are pacifists because thats what the plot needs, but I have a hard time believing that kind of behavior would be tolerated in the long run.
>>92634248in order to free them
>>92633891if we were talking about Black Sun then yeah I would be worried. but the Hutts are cowards that have things too good to disturb that over a random queen or conflict they dont care about.
>>92634502if said slave wins.if he lost then what?
>>92632627i agree, the US abolitionists were so ridiculous
>>92630953Jedi can fuck and have children. They just don't get to have emotional attachments to either of those.
>>92634567then he loses his ship to watto.he either:loses shiporfrees anakin and gets hyperdrive
>BUT WHY DIDN'T QUI GON JUTHT KILL EVERYONE AT MOTH EITHLEY AND TAKE THE PARTH HE NEEDED>GAMBLING? THAT ITH NOT VERY JEDI LIKE ITH IT? *smug nerd face*
>>92629534Why didn't Qui-Gon just force crush Maul's balls in the final battle to set him off guard.
>>92632942self defended against, greedo violated the NAP
>>92634684Mos Espa you goofy nigger
>>92634568They really were.
>>92634888Fuck off nerd
>>92629881>>92629981>I can't force this honest trader to at saberpoint to give me the parts, it's not the Jedi way >so I'll have this nine year old enter a literal death race where 90% of the drivers don't survive the first lap The prequels were masterpieces.
>>92632443Nothing and everything from a certain point of view
>>92635169>Oh yeah and I'll rig the dice with the (((light))) side of the Force >because cheating at gambling is the Jedi way I'm glad Sheev wiped these hypocritical cunts out.
>>92629926He must live!
>>92635322*waves hand*Jedi are the good guys, goy.
>>92635322it's a joke because they are on the side of g*d and he doesn't play dice with the universe.
>>92635322sheev did literally nothing wrong. >subvert and destroy a fake democracy ruled by a shadow government of hypocritical murderous pedophiles that were religious zealots and kidnapped children>mentor a former slave who was abused by said religious zealots, helping this broken warrior become one of the greatest beings to ever live. >complete meritocratic empire
>>92632782Even if they weren't, I'm sure he could have mind tricked someone else to trade. Unless they're all immune to it.
>>92634435The ultimate intention was for him to kill his master and do as he would, he was simply working his way up to that point
>>92635518Nah, the ultimate intention was for Sheev to get Luke to replace him, since Vader was all but useless.
>>92634604Damn if I was a loyal Jedi, I'd fuck as many bitches of my species as I could and then walk offMore force sensitive kids in the galaxy to either become Jedi (or most probably with due to whatever anger / neglect they'd feel, but acceptable losses amiright?)
>>92635593When Luke showed up Vader could easily have dealt with both of them and then applied whatever doctrine he wished. He loved his son, so he chose not to
>>92629534Episode 1 was kinoonly brainlets disagree
>>92633506Happens quite often in the Phantom Menace game on PS1, too. In fact more often than not your mind tricks fail
Imagine how silly Maul felt spending days searching the desert when he could have checked the one fucking town around and found out they were the Pod Racing champs.
>>92634236Sure he was, it wasn't just terrible writing
>>92630530There were even Hutt and Ewok Jedi so probably.
>>92635742>to be fair, you really need to *get* ironic comedy to understand jar jar binks>by applying theorems set by the golden ratio, and understanding the cultural rules of the galaxy set during the movies setting could you truly make due with real comedy >only people from sophisticated places like *canada* can get this. Sorry *not Americans*, but you're just too stupid>really, it's a great film, simply becuase so few people *get it*
>>92634169Wait, why republic credits do not count as legal tender in Hutt Space while Trade Federation's money do?
>>92631876You think of a way to have the pod race that makes sense
>>92631653Why do you fags worship "critics"
>>92629534Why would the Jedi just go around using the force to control people's minds and rip them off on deals, causing them to go into poverty all for the Jedi's benefit? Isn't that Dark Side behavior?
>>92636079Same reason they worship LPersSubstitute friends
>>92635963Republic money is like the Euro. TF money is like US Dollars.
>>92631810It was not his ship.
>>92634163Qui-gon tried to convince Watto to get fucked financially
>ooga booga prequels bad>shaman plinkett from reddit tribe said so
>>92636144"Contrarianism is art"-/tv/
>>92636106And? I'm sure you can trade both of those currencies anywhere on the planet where such trade exist.
>>92636138No, he tried to get a trader to accept a form of currency so he could get on his way to solve the ongoing crisis. He wasn't doing it for his own gain.
>>92629881Then he wouldn't been able to troll Padme.
did tattooine not have a holonet terminal for him to call for a ride?did qui'gon and everyone else drop their portable holographic comm device on naboo?why didn't qui'gon just put a lightsaber to that scrap dealer's head and tell him to give him the parts or else?
>>92636079Because it was a good point that no one seems to be able to explain around.
>>92634474>they are a blimp on the republics radar>a blimp on the republics radar>a blimpPretty easy to spot a blimp innit?
>>92632097And yet he still bet the ship in the pod race.
>>92636216You wouldn't have noticed even half of the nerdy nitpicks nobody cares about spouted in this thread if you hadn't watched a 2 hours review 12 times while pretending you had a funny friend.
>>92636144no, common sense says so
>>92636137>>92632097Neither was is dumb fucking Padme's. It belonged to the Naboo taxpayers who would probably been happy to trade it as long as it gets their useless-ass queen to Coruscant to help them out.
>>92636238A form of currency that was worthless on his planet, gee, what a nice guy.Qui-gon was the real kike here.>Take this currency that are worthless on your planet.>No.>Take this currency that is worthless on your planet [uses free will destroying sorcerery]>No! Get fucked!Watto did nothing wrong.The Crisis wasn't even a Crisis anyway. The Jedi tried to impose taxation on a Free Trade Sectore, so the Neimoidians were just trying to strong arm Naboo into making Naboo space Free Trade so they wouldn't get fucked by the kike Jedi taxing the shit out of their transactions.Qui-gon was trying to rip off a trader so he could hurry and rip off the galaxy.
>>92636144>implying it takes a joke review by a fictional character to come to the conlusion that the prequels are bad movies
>>92635906this but un-ironically
>>92636418it is only worthless if he never did business with someone that took republic credits.
>>92636238>>92636418I mean seriously the entire conflict was over the Jedi taxing the shit out of the Trade Federation in a free tax zone.>>92636477It was on the outer rim and the Republic rarely if ever visited, thus the likelyhood of anyone taking Republic credits is slim and not worth the trade.
Imagine that you are working in the shop and some dude armed with sword tries to pay you with North Korean money. Qui-Gon Jinn was totally in the wrong here
>>92636418>The JediThe Republic did it, the Jedi were sent to deal with the Neimoidians chimping out and invading a planet.
>>92636435Well, nobody in this entire thread has made a single point that wasn't straight up paraphrased from Reddit Letter Media, so...
>>92636516A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
>>92636523>chimping outThe Republic violated the NAP and the Jedi were their free will destroying hit squad, the Neimoidians did nothing wrong.>>92636549A bald assertion? It was literally stated. Dealing in credits that would rarely ever be useful is a bad investment.
I like how prequel threads always have some interesting discussionMore and more I came to conclusion that prequels are only worthwhile thing about Star Wars. Everything else is manchild trash. OT fags are basically proto-capeshitters
>>92629881Because the hyperdrive motivator weighs a million tons.By the time they got those Eopie hooked up to move it half the city's cops and bounty hunters would be up their ass.
>>92629881Why didn't they just fuck off and let them deal with the broken ship by themselves. I mean, jedi are likely not paid, how are they even getting funds? Surely they need to eat, the force won't fill their stomachs.
>>92636654The Prequels are an amazing trainwreck that needed to age and the wounds to heal. The OT are just legit kino. For now the Soyquels are just trash but maybe in ten years they'll reach the same meme-fuel status as the prequels. The embarrassment that is TLJ is already a move in the right direction, with milkies, SuperLeia and Ben Swolo.
>>92629881>>92629534>why didn't they just imperialize the native populace and give all of the earnings to Israel?Americans are so fucking retarded You have to self inject your stupid fantasys in the only way you know howNow, I'm not knocking you for worshiping Israel, not being as good as my home country of CANADA, or even being a bunch of FAT FUCKS>inb4 "lol Canada is the same and Canadians are just ameriFUCKS"Shit, even your sci fi is FUCKING RETARDED. >pic related is what REAL works of fiction look likeSpeaking of which, the author of Blindsight understands how SHIT ameriCUNTS are. Here's an example of amerifats being retarded:>award winning CANADIAN author peter watts had a scuffle with US border patrol, and was quoted to complained about the 'aggressive tendencies of the United States', and have used them as the sole nation that provided the people to make the Vampire race in his fictional works.He made a fictional race of literal blood suckers becuase the pharmaceutical companies working the honorable and noble Canada would NEVER approve of such unethical thingsGod damn I hate you guys so muchEvery Canadian here (that's smart) understands it. It's not just PETER or I. We all fucking HATE YOUYou all deserve hard blows to the faceTo have your limbs ripped offAnd to be glassed off of the face of the earthI know that Watts has written about how soldiers in your country suck the Israeli dick (not anti-Semitic, just anti IMPERIALIST) and have war crimes be a normal occurrence in your countryHe even makes sure to include INDIAN, CHINESE, and other MINORITIES as key people in his story.In the URSSCDI, LLC (United Ruinous States of Sucking Corporate Dick and Israel, LLC) minorities are 2nd class citizens who get hunted for sport by the """police"""I'm sure when Peter Watts gets a movie deal, he'll be able to portray this properly in a way that's going to not only makes BILLIONS of dollars (CAD) but also exposes you FAT FUCKS
>>92636601>Dealing in credits that would rarely ever be useful is a bad investment.The Hutts should have traded with Republic. In Clone Wars cartoon Jabba even had relative living on the fucking Corrusant. And since they freely make galaxy-wide phone calls, there isn't any reason for them not to have "internet" bank trade. So Tatooine of all places should have had some banks which traded all the money they could.
>>92637012>even leaf ""Intellectual Authors"" are insecure little faggots who can't stop talking about the US for 5 fucking minutesWhat a shame, I enjoyed that book too
>>92635963Neimodians trade in real physical assets that have value even in Hutt space.Republic credits are backed by Coruscant central bank that is far from Outer Rim regions, meaning the local banking conglomerates have no real interest in dealing with said Republic credits. Hutts control local trade, and apparently have influence regarding what counts as legal tender in their region of space, and that is probably anything but fake Republic money.
>>92637066Republic employed taxation. Not worth it if you ask me.
>>92636951I love the prequels, but they aren't very good (although certainly interesting and even worth rewatching.)The Force Awakens and especially The Last Jedi are genuinely good films on par with the original trilogy. Doesn't mean they can't be memefodder as well of course. The Lord of the Rings was both the greatest trilogy of all time and source of endless memes.
>>92637168I was just ironically memeing you my friend
>>92637100Basically, Federation = USA dollars, Republic = bitcoin.
>>92637168How about the pod race has a huge prize pool, so Qui-Gonn agrees to cannibalize parts of his not-working ship to upgrade Anakin's pod racer and they win and use that money to pay for another ship to leave.
The number of people in this thread mistaking Watto for Greedo.
>>92630193Only the weak minded/willed are affected by mind tricks. Scammers and businessmen are less likely to be affected.
>>92637096>American >""""""""""""education""""""""""""""I guarantee you that the US has never produce Sci fi as good as this. Fuck off.Name 5 good American Sci Fi book, you god damn poseur. I fucking dare you. Haha lol btfo now SIT DOWN
@92637224No, the sequels are not good films. You don't get (you)s for this level of bait from me.
>>92630953Jedi can leave the order whenever they wish, they're just excommunicado once they do.
>>92637224I can smell the cheese from here, you mouse fuck.
>>92637289Greedo has greed in it, which is the main trait Watto is remembered for.
>>926373252001 a space odyssey is breddy guud (book)So is Jurassic park (books)Ray bradbury stuffDuneStarship troopers
>>92637393I'm not even from the US, you pathetic, delusional, utterly paranoid manchild.
>>92637404But if you made that mistake you then haven't seen the original Star Wars movie. I don't think some of the users belong posting in this thread / board.
>>92630193>Greedo>he is greedyBRAVO, LUCAS!
>>92637488A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
>>92637435Philip K. Dick counts for a minimum of 5
>>92637224>The Lord of the Rings was both the greatest trilogy of all time and source of endless memes.Oh yeah.
>>92636324>>92636085They were trying to remain hidden while running from the Trade Federation and their agents. A cross galaxy holo call may have been intercepted by Trade Federation ships. Also, if Qui Gon were to kill Watto, then he would not only be succumbed to the dark side but he also would have given away his entire group.
>>92637435Lol kys peter Watts is betterHe tackles how delusional and fucked America is while showcasing Canada for how much more superior it is while keeping it philosophical and filled with hard Sci FiYour retard """"books"""" are pathetic and overrated Fuck off
>>92633350>Be car mechanic in America>Some foreign guy wants parts for his car>Want to pay in RublesEven if there is currency exchange, fuck all that, he'll have to do that, not me
>>92629534Why is Qui Gon the only good Jedi of the old republic? Everyone else is a dumbfuck, he's cool.
>>92637525Can't right now, lemme get back to you once I'm done fucking your mother.
>>92632955You went and drank a lethal amount of bleach after posting this, right?
>>92636376>Just turn your brain off!
>people are talking with copypasta
The Jedi did not kidnap children. This is a contrived meme by plebs and satirists. Children were adopted into the Jedi Order, or freely granted by parents who understood the honor and prestige of being a Knight. The Jedi didn't go around with goon squads taking kids in the night.
>>92637012Did Watts makes his book gender neutral too?
>>92637778>Why didn't quigon jutht murder greedo, why didn't he jutht thteal the parth
>>92629881thats the backup plan
>>92637815Ackshually it's 100% true just like it's 100% true that vader didn't get a new suit because of budgetary constraints.Our dear friends at reddit letter media would never lie.
>>92637815>it was prestigious to be a knight that people would give up their children to the jedi if given the chance>the jedi are schemers, so the senate and the people don't question the order to murder all of themPick one.
>>92637815Jedi have a technique that brainwashes the victim into doing whatever they want and you legitimately believe these children were surrendered voluntarily rather than kidnapped via sorcery and tricks?
>>92638341i fucking hate (((jedi))) so much 2bh bros
>>92637513His name is Watto you fat fucking goddamn retard. For fucks sake kys
>>92637901Holy shut you guys are so cringeworthy fucking die Jesus Christ
>>92638182He didn't say the prequels make sense, anon.
>>92638341>>92638439Fuck off Sheev
>>92638798No... NO... YOU FUCK OFF!
>>92637815So what happened to other kids that don't join? Do the jedi murder those kids so they dont become sith?
>>92631349Only a sith deals in absolutes. >do or do not>there is no try
>>92638798FROM MY POINT OF THE VIEW THE JEWDI ARE EVIL. I HATE (((THEM)))
>>92629881>>92630052nobody knew they were Jedi, and the reason they needed to do it legitimately was because of the slave bomb implanted inside Anakin's neck.
>>92639327>can't deactivate a bomb with wizardry(((Light))) side isn't so powerful, eh?
>>92632404>niggers caring about "EU canon" in the context of the filmskill yourself
>>92634568Yes because most of them did not actively advocate for the removal of the freed slaves from the nation.
>>92635742it feels the most like the old movies for some reason.
>>92639461>deactivating simplanted slave bombsisnt the jedi way. >gambling on 9 year old death races and kidnapping childrenis the jedi way. deal with it goy
>>92639551Do the Jewdi have a name for their particular brand of taqiyya?
>>92636527And that makes them bad... why exactly? Is everything that RLM says banned now?
>>92636549How 'bout this. You shut your mouth, or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.
>>92637963>Don't question anything, It's all perfect!