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Why Frozen is so kino?
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Lesbian incest is always kino.
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Songs, waifus and subversion of expectation. What's not kino about any of that?
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REEEE GIGANTIC WAS CANCELLED AAAHH
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No niggers
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>>93129275
Knew exactly what was going to happen a year before seeing it and hans still took me off guard
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It was complete shit
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>>93129370
>hans still took me off guard
Ikr.... I couldn't resist Prince Charming.
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I want to fuck Elsa so fucking bad. I’ve almost convinced my Swedish girlfriend to wear a wig. Then the dress and it’ll almost be there. I’m going to make his happen.
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>>93129406
get a load of this edgemaster
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>>93129406
>triggered non-white
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>>93129275
They tried to make Tangled again but made it worse
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>>93129275
>No diversity
That's why Frozen is so good.
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Who would win in a fight? Elsa or Iceman from the X-Men?
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>>93129275
>that scene where Elsa gets BLACKED
how did Disney get away with this?
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>>93129275
Moana > Frozen >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tangled
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>>93129461
God, I wanna fuck Rupenzel too. I wasn’t even interested in blondes back in the day, then one weekend I saw both of those movies and ever since it’s like someone flipped a switch
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>pollocks will defend one of disneys worst movies because there are no black people in it

sad. its objectively one of the weakest offerings they've had in years.
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>>93129366
Underrated
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>>93129275
incest
not that i've ever seen this dumb movie. it's for little girls. tangled is great thoughe
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>>93129275
Because it promotes white beauty
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>>93129347
Real talk Gigantic was gonna be real genuine kino and now it doesn't exist
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>>93130050
>"Frozen" is the highest-grossing animated film of all time.
Budget: $150 million
Box office: $1.276 billion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_animated_films#Highest-grossing_animated_films
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I remember when the Frozen short played before Coco in movie theaters and people accused Disney of not having any faith in a film based on Mexican culture.
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>>93129445
>>93129448
Get a load of these Disney shills lapping up the shit because it features white women. Let's just ignore everything about the movie that makes it objectively the worst modern Disney movie along with Big Hero 6, it's good because the characters are white
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>>93130158
niggers BTFO
Liberals BTFO
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>>93130227
Why do you hate frozen? Why is it especially bad for a children’s film?
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>>93130030
>create absolutely phenomenal 11/10 character
>give him four minutes of screentime
What's their endgame?
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>>93130158
>Money made equals quality
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>>93129275
>Disney
>kino
Physically impossible
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>>93130227
>Big Hero 6
>worst
of course it has a nigger
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>>93129275
It's really not

The best part was the first scene/song

Only good for waifus
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>>93130304
Frozen made more money than The Last Jedi though
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Gorgeous women
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>>93129292
fpbp
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>>93130455
ikr
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Would it even be physically possible to fug Elsa without your dick shattering into icy shards?
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>>93130344
Umm sweetie? Its called "diversity" look it up
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>>93130344
No, it was the worst because of story and writing reasons, not because it had a black guy
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>>93129275
>First girl I ever kissed looks exactly like Elsa
>Tried to date her afterwards but she hates me

I hate my life
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>>93130487
cringe
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>>93129366
anything made by Jewwood that takes place in Europe will have Blacks.You can always expect as much. If you want something that shows European societies as they shouod be portrayed then look to Japananese anime or something.
>>93130030
did moana have Black people?
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>>93130296
I fell asleep during this crab. How does it end?
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>>93130531
> If you want something that shows European societies as they shouod be portrayed then look to Japananese anime or something.
Wasn't some anime called "Fate" put under fire because it had some French hero as a loli or something like that?
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>>93130315
Kids will associate Disney with capeshit and Starwars now instead of kino animation
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Love the porn.
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>>93130607
France likes lolis so I doubt it
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>>93130455
I'll never understand the appeal of this character.
>Shit personality
>Generic Disney sameface
>Bobblehead
>Whore makeup
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>>93130691
>I'll never understand the appeal of this character.

That's because you're a dick slurping faggot
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>>93130691
Tsundere like relationships
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>Frozen served a political purpose: to demonstrate that a woman did not need a man to be successful. Anything written to serve a political purpose (rather than to explore and create) is propaganda, not art.
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He is voiced primarily by openly gay actor Jonathan Groff. Interesting note. Yeah Frozen is kino.
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>>93130802
That's not political.
What is political is
>women do not need men
or
>men impede women
see nu wars
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Why was Moana literally perfect?

Also FUCK SNOW
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>>93130921
first one should be
>women cannot need men
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>>93130761
So you're saying that only cucks like her?
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>>93130609
Disney hasn't made anything good since the 60s

The famous animated movies are all shit
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>>93129275
People shit on it but I love the animation and the tech behind it. You guys notice the snow? Disney Research division published their paper based on the tech. Their physics system can now accurately simulate particles at harmonic frequency at what I can surmise is within realistic levels. It's fucking insane.
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Great themes and songs
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>>93131064
I agree, and it looks so amazing.
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>>93130907
He does look like him. Cute.
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>>93131064
It already looks dated compared to Moana and Zootopia
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>>93131064
the snow is amazing, I'll give it that.

I also think it has better music than Moana which apparently became a minority opinion at some point
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>>93131190
Moana is 10 times the waifu Elsa could ever dream of being
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the plot
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>>93129324
>Songs

It really only had one memorable song.
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>>93131231
That has nothing to do with my post but
>being a shitskin-lover
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>>93130437
>she looked at her best in the coronation dress
>she will never wear anything close to it again in Frozen 2 or the shorts
Life is suffering
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>>93131231
if you have jungle fever, so yeah
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>>93131334
Oh I do
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>>93130487
do people still play san andreas online?
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>People actually choose Elsa over her superior sister Anna

Not once but twice I ended up working with two cute girls that kind of looked like her, shame I struck out with both and neither are interested in even talking to me.
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>>93131463
>the virgin anna
vs
>the chad elsa
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>>93131334

>Polynesian
>jungle fever

I don't think you know what that term means.
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>>93131190
I thought Moana had better songs. Every one of them I liked, whereas the only one in frozen that I enjoyed was the reprise in the ice castle between the sisters. Snowman and troll songs were godawful
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>>93131494
then what term is appropriate for that?
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>>93131463
I’d pic anna. she seems like she'd actually love me.
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>>93131532
coconut fever
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>>93131463
She's an even worse character than Elsa. Generic Mary Sue given the illusion of flaws by being naive about like one thing. They're both terrible though
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>>93131576
Sounds weird, but I see it. Someone hardly mentioned it IRL
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So what will Frozen 2's plot be?
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>>93131488
Anna is cute, adorable, and cares about her family.

Elsa is an uncaring bitch.
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>>93131576
Can fire in spurts
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>>93131729
underrated kek
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>>93131231
I found Moana refreshing because she failed for a lot of the movie, didn't expect that from Disney. They straight up had her almost kill others twice
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shitty movie carried heavily by the success of one song and lesbian incest dreams

Yea..guess that would be kino to faggots that say kino
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>the massive amount of incest shipping that this movie produced
This is what happens when you don't pair the spares
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>>93131458
yeah
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/09/15/why-a-million-people-still-play-multiplayer-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-every-month/
https://mtasa.com/
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The live-action version of Frozen is kino.
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>Elsa
>Anna
>Moana
>Rapunzel
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>>93132302
>156 episodes
I don't know if it's worth it.
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>>93132334
Judy is best Disney waifu of all time.
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> women do have need men!
> fucks chad, gets preggo
> supported by welfare state that gets 80% of its money from men
> hell ya gurlllll
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>>93132365
The first four seasons are worth it if you like weird disney fanfic. Also, lots of hot actresses.
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>>93132302
>mirin those titties before looking at her face
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>>93132506
That Elsa is the opposite of hot
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>>93132506
>>93132365
>>93132302
>>93132506
>once upon a time
is it a good show?
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>>93132645
Its shit made for 50 year old mothers
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>>93129275
because it is about a stronk aryan slut princess who needs to be rescued by a peasant knight in not so shiny armor
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>>93132556
She's an absolute qt.
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>>93132365
No it's the same plot every season after 1
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>>93132645
I wonder why that show getting so popular.
>>93132715
oh i see... sounds so pathetic and sad.
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>>93129275
It wasn't

It's Mulan for Gen Z
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>>93131033
your mother is embarrassed by your existence.
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>>93132879
Show me one good Disney movie from 1970 to now.
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>>93132334
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>>93132947
>not enough space
kek
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>>93132922
Zootopia

Memes aside it's a sincere buddy comedy with stakes and satisfying character arcs.
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>>93132999
I'll admit i liked this one ok.
But it still had enough annoying shit that I couldn't really like it.
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>>93132775
Dancing doesn't make you hot.
Her weird giant far apart eyes are hideous.
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>>93131658
Anna is mad jelly of Elsa, so they go on a quest to find the ancient Troll of Truth who can unlock Anna's own magical powers.

There may or may not be a porg or three
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>>93130487
I've always wondered what kind of storyline could be made that involves Elsa teaming up with Hitler blowing shit up.
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>>93132947
>Not enough space
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>>93130802
CREEPING JORDAN PETERSON

MARXISTS BTFO
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I am glad /tv/ has the balls to come to grip with the fact that Frozen is so good. Now work on your power and realize Tangled was, while not in the same class, pretty damn great as well.
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>>93131268
*3
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>>93137441

/tv/ has always loved Tangled you dork, it's got the best foot shots of any Disney movie.
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>>93130030
Jesus Christ what the fuck

I have bananas in my kitchen right now.
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The lego short was kino and dialogue was orbit tier
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>>93132506
Anna is a butterface. No thnx.
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>>93130582
the good guys win
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>>93129482
>No diversity
under rated
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>>93129275
>The virgin Star Wars pleb
vs.
>The chad princess patrician
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>ice queen dropped all the effort in trying to say theyre not riding on frozen's hype
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>>93130030
Zootopia>Moana>Wreck-It Ralph>Tangeled>Big Hero 6>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Frozen
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>>93132334
Always go for the Jude, my dude.




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