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Far over the Misty Mountains cold...
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>>93135669
Let's gas the jews, and hang the nogs.
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>>93135669

This was the best part of the entire trilogy. I really, really liked it.

Sadly, it's steadily downhill from there.
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>>93135669
to gopro footage, and faces on walls
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Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
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Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grib, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down, down to Goblin town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, down underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!
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TO CATCH A FISH

SO JUICY SWEEEEEEEET
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>>93135934
Which version is better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-Cau8U2ho
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>Froooodooo of the niiiiiine fingeeeers
>And the Riiiing of DOOOOOOOOM!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW_ocZLaRdI
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>>93135974
>>93135934
Good god, I had erased this from my memory
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>not posting the best song.
https://youtu.be/ovKDk7ZaXSw?t=2m44s
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>>93135994
>that overly-detailed One Ring
>that Smaug
>fucking Thranduil
>that badly drawn Sting
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>>93136043
But that was one of the better parts of The Hobbit. It makes me sad that we didn't get to see what Del Toro could have done. It would have been rad.
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>>93135669
I remember when this trailer dropped and me and my friend were singing this song for weeks and I said

"If we don't go see this movie, were faggots!"
I've never been more let down in my entire life
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I didn't like Thorin at all, he was way too good looking and well groomed for a dwarf

I'm not some kind of fa/tg/uy, but he just didn't feel authentic at all
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>not posting ytp kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQpOl7I6Sc4
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>>93136246
KEK
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>>93136246
based poopposter
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>>93136246
Fucking amazing
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>>93136246
cheese knife
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>>93136357
>>93136387
>>93136456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbq5r03Duj0
Check this for some raimi ytp kino
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>>93136357
>>93136387
>>93136456
>>93136246
>samefagging this hard to ytp nonsense

Stop embarrassing yourself
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>>93136493
Jokes on you faggot
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>>93136246
>you are also a Foof of a Toot

I don't remember YouTube poop being this fucking good

>>93136493
go away
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>>93135669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdQ1E3t3Qq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cGijkIwsco

I cry evrytiem
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>>93135719
>Sadly, it's steadily downhill from there.

>The next 9 hours are sharply downhill after the first 15 minutes
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>>93136069
Funny, that song was sung in the TFOTR book when Frodo was at the Prancing Pony

also

>that harp elf waifu
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>>93135974
'77, because it reminds me of Dragon Ball.
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>>93135994
It still blows me away that the studio that animated that eventually reformed to become Studio Ghibli.
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>>93136221
Not to mention he was consistently an asshole throughout the trilogy, only stopping briefly to pat Bilbo on the head every time he saved his ass.
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>>93135669
hmmm-hmm-mmmm-hmmmmm
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These movies are so far off the mark, fuck I hate everything about them, how did Peter Jackson go from Bad Taste and Meet The Feebles to fucking shit level revisions of a pretty fucking simple story?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>not posting the most kino song of the whole series
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>>93137799
Dammit, I had this stuck in my head for almost two weeks the last time I heard it.
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>>93137294
Damn, I didn't know that. Shame about the drop in quality.
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>>93135732
>Smash the bottles and burn the coal_
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>>93135974
what the fuck i want a middleearth musical now
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>>93135703
legit kek
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>>93135669
The first movie is the second best Middle Earth film. It's full of the comfiness I loved from Fellowship.
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Elvish chicks are so fun to pork!
Fuck their eyes just like an orc!
Lick their asses and smash their face!

That's how Bilbo Baggins rapes!

Dump your cock into every hole
Pound them up with your thumping pole
And when you've finished, if they are whoooooole,
Post pictures online just to troll!

*flute plays*
That's how Bilbo Baggins Rapes!
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>>93136177
i feel you anon, i felt disgusted after finishing it. i liked the old cartoon, because it was similarily drawn to The Last Unicron which i loved too.
>>93137021
>that harp elf waifu
hnnnnnnngggghhhh
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>>93135669

...hackson is busy raping hobbits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q71A5hPk2mM
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https://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y
Best song.
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>>93139684
>The Last Unicron

bless you, anon
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>>93135719
Maple Films Hobbit edit, go watch how it was supposed to be. It really is good
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>>93136177
>I remember when this trailer dropped and me and my friend were singing this song for weeks and I said

God damn, same here dude. I sang it every time I went hiking, I was so fucking excited for The Hobbit. When I saw it in theaters, I had a huge smile on my face... that very slowly started to fall as the movie went on. The moment Gandalf fucked the canon and did that stupid "The dawn shall take you all!" rock breaking thing with the trolls, I knew something was wrong. By the time they were in the Goblin King's hall, I began to actively hate the movie. I just wanted to close my eyes and make it end, there were so many endless action scenes and asinine directorial decisions. I didn't even bother seeing the other two, I didn't want to see what Jackson did to the story.
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WE
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>>93136246
>that distant "roast chicken?" from Frodo off screen when the trolls are talking about chicken

Amazing.
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>>93136246
Was that the Song of Healing from Majora's Mask that the elf was playing on the harp?
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>>93139526
I chuckled
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>>93140728
WUZ
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>>93141637
DÚNEDAIN
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Would it have been great if it was 2 movies, lads?

For me I think so.
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>>93137799
>Cirith Ungol pronounced with an "S" instead of the correct "K"

They could at least done their homework
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>>93135669
There is a country for offshore accounts, tax safe havens, glittering in gold...
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>>93135703
Jesus Raimi.
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>>93137799
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-piARxy4U
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>>93135669
Fuck you OP, all this does is remind me of the days before the movie came out when it seemed like it might be good
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>>93141887
that voice acting is pretty bad
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>>93141887
I CLAIM DEE BARAD DUUUHR! YOU ARE SORONS NO MOAR!
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>>93136246
It's an older video, but it checks out
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>>93137578
I think it has much to do with pressure from Warner Bros and the little preptime he got compared to lotr
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>>93140728
>>93141637
>>93141664
nice
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>>93135669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY0lLcz3Qis
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>>93136246
This channel is a gold mine, I'm fucking dying
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>>93143563
This is freaking amazing




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