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>character bites into chocolate
>doesnt recoil in agony for about a minute until trying it again and chewing it on the other side of his mouth only to be met with the same result
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>>97354045
>character has physical contact with a female
right guys? ridiculous...
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>>97354045
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>character is sitting in public with idle hands
>his hands don't automatically creep to his crotch and start squidging his bellend through his cargo pants without him even trying
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>>97354045
>he doesn't dab his chocolate with a napkin
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>>97354962
>character is standing up in public and knows what to do with his hands
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>Character goes to the bathroom
>Doesn't sing the peepee song to ward off fairies first
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>>97354045
You probably have an exposed nerve, can happen as you age and the gums recede. Use one of the better sensitive teeth toothpastes like sensodyne repair & protect or colgate pro relief and don't eat too much chocolate.
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>character goes out in public
>female comes up and talks to him voluntarily
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>>97354045
>character bites into dark chocolate
>doesn't immediately spit it out and angrily read the label
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>>97354962
For me it's my balls and direct contact
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>>97355032
try out pockets fren
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>>97354962
>grab phone and rest hand on dick and lightly press down while pretending to use phone
Step up your public masturbation tactics nigga
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>Character has to make a phone call
>Doesn't pace around for an hour first
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Lol you guys are sooooo quirky
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>>97355175
>quirky
They just have bad teeth anon. You will too one day
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>>97354045
>eat food
>piece of teeth falls of
What the fuck, I had that teeth done like a year ago and now the shit they fixed it with is falling off. Do I go to the dentist or do I wait for the entire bit they fixed to fall off first? I don't want to pay twice, I'm not made of money
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>>97355204
I thought OP was talking about the chocolate being too bitter or something, I guess I'm past the normie threshold.
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>>97355244
Or invest in a blender
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>character bites into chocolate and lets it slowly melt in his mouth
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>>97354841
He has shitty teeth I guess
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>>97355332
Stop posting the HD version of tuxedo pepe please, it looks wrong
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>character bites into an apple
>actually feels his teeth slightly coming off
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>>97355399
>character actually has the balls to do that
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>>97355399
For real, Everytime I eat an apple it gets stained with blood why is that
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>character's tooth slightly moves around when he pushes it with his tongue as if the cavity is slightly too big but he pretends nothing is happening
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>character brushes teeth
>blood everywhere on the toothbrush
>character makes mental note to brush teeth in the evening
>character forgets
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>>97354841
It's a British thing. Don't worry about it.
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>Character hasn't showered in 2 weeks
>Nobody has said anything
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>character has an addiction to dark chocolate
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>character has been to the dentist in the last 8 years
took me right out of it
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>>97355478
>character pushes it for another two
>still no one says anything
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>character has to scoop out bits of food out of his molars with his tongue for half and hour every time he eats dry and doughy stuff like chips
Are his molars broken?
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>>97355478
>>97355530
>character doesn't have anyone to notice
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>character thrusts hips towards sex partner and instantly his penis is inserted
>doesn't grab it by the base, feel around for the hole, and then penetrate
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>>97355532
no it just means humans arent meant to eat chips
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>>97355091
>female comes up and talks to him voluntarily
this was always retarded
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>>97355559
Thank God I'm not the only one. I just get my gf to put it in
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>>97355559
why did they make it so hard
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>character doesn't look at and sniff tissues after wiping ass
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>>97355384
This guy gets it
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>character thinks he has a good idea of what sex is like since he knows some good masturbation tactics and mocks virgins even though he's a virgin himself
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>character doesnt admire his massive shit before flushing it
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>>97355586
>character goes to the reject hangout to flaunt his successful life in front of the socially autistic
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>>97355657
If its any consolation anon, my gf is ugly
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>Character doesn't smell his fingers after scratching his crotch
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>>97354045
Tooth problem damages stardom so it will never be featured
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>>97355695
>character doesn't understand that most rejects would voluntarily amputate their genitals, if it meant just one night with a 3/10
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>>97355792
>virgin character is young and overly dramatic about his social standing/virginity and could easily get some vagoogoo if he wanted it
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>>97355972
>sidekick assumes protagonist virgin is young when he's already at the end of his twenties
>sidekick assumes MC is a somewhat functioning member of society, and not a 24/7 shut in NEET
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>character is in a social gathering
>places his seat close enough to the social circle and tries to look engaged
>conversation circle slowly closes into the center of social gravity, leaving the character outside in an awkward position where he's overlooking the circle but not in there even though he tried to participate
>other character tells him to "stop being shy and come in" even though there's no more room in the circle
Who the fuck writes this shit show?
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>>97356016
Delete this
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>character gets a fame of being a drunkard thanks to his parents "jokingly" telling the extended family that he's the one that drinks the most in the house as if it was a fucking competition even though he only drinks very occasionally and just happens to be a strong drinker that needs a few more drinks than usual to get even a slight buzz
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>>97356016
>when their attention starts wandering because you are struggling to meet basic social benchmarks and metrics
what do you like to do? You work? What was you ex like?
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>>97356285
What movie
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>>97356302
How do you drink with a watermelon slice in the bottle?
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>>97356285
how much do you weigh?
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>>97356285
>Character is an actual alcoholic and their family alternates between treating it as a joke or worse insulting and humiliating them for it instead of helping them
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>>97356341
70kg but I don't see how that's related to the scene in the show I described.
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>>97354045
You should see a dentist.
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>>97356406
usually characters that are fatter take longer to get a buzz going
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>characters are "having a few beer"
>literally wasting a buzz by not getting completely shitfaced and blackout
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>>97355478
>character started to take hot baths daily
>he is now addicted to daily hot baths and feels horrible if he doesn't have his daily bath
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>>97356548
Slightly pissed is the state you want to stay in. Drink two beers and then slow down, it won't get any better than two beers it never does
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>character gets a job and has to start taking public transport
>actually lots of qts in the buses
>notices a few of them ogling him in the first few weeks
>the daily grind comes in
>no more looks, he became a zombie like the others but didn't realize it at the time thanks to the confidence boost from the first weeks
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>character is able to breath just fine the second he wakes up
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>character pretends to be a virgin on a Chinese image board
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>>97356302
i bet that drink tastes like shit
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>character goes to sleep without crying
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>>97356016

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>97356580
are you a female?
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>>97356580
>two beers
>slightly pissed
wtf that's not even a slight buzz
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>>97357157

lose some weight tubbyboi
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>>97357192
I weigh 140 and it takes half a bottle of liquor to get me drunk. I don't even drink that often.
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>>97357224

140 is freedom units
thats how i know youre fat
put down the cake lol
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>>97356580
you must be drinking wrong.
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>>97357192
not even a skeleton would get buzzed after two beers
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>>97357300
lmao this nigga is a kid
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>>97357579
>>97357403
>>97357157
>>97357115
>americans
Stop fucking EATING when you drink. Just drink. That's how you get drunk
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>>97357852
Nice try. I can't afford food, I need all my money to get drunk.
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>>97355125
>character puts hands in pockets
>people point out how awkward he looks
>character keeps hands out of pocket
>people point how awkward he looks
>character stands up
>people point out how awkward he looks
>character sits down
>people point out how awkward he looks
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>>97357852
Im a literal europoor lanklet skeleton on my 4th beer (tallboy) right now and im slightly buzzed. havent eaten anything today.

seriously, are you 18 or a woman? or both?
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>character goes to bed at 5am but tells himself he will get up at around noon and be slightly productive tomorrow
>ends up sleeping until 8pm because why bother
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>>97358042
How can someone fall so far
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>>97356014
>character acts like he's elderly and his life is over because he's just hit the very first year a person is considered an adult
Makes me feel like I'm right in the movie
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>Character doesn't think about how small they are in relation to the world and how they missed the their chance in school resulting in them being a cookie-cutter human being no one will ever take a second look at and has been described by his doctor cousing as a "backround character" in which he cried about embarrassing himself in front od everybody and now being known as the example of what not to do
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>>97357984
>uuurrh my judgement isnt even impaired yet
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>>97358344
yeah haha, like who would actually do that, haha
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>>97358475
>Drink two beers and then slow down, it won't get any better than two beers it never does
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>character bites into ice cream instead of melting it on the roof of their mouth and suckling it
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>character spends all easter convincing himself that he will study for his university courses but easter ends and he's done nothing but okay warband for 2 weeks straight and realizes he has no ambitions and doesn't care if he ever graduates
that was a good show
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>>97358698
>okay
what, meant to type play, i can feel my brain dying from inactivity
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>>97357958
delete this
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>character drinks alcohol daily to cope with the pain
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>character is a virgin in his mid 20s
I know we joke about it a lot here but this is just ridiculous
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>>97355445
>>97355399
>>97355244
>>97354045
>>97355433
You guys reminded me to brush my teeth but I can't be fucked.
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>>97359004
>I can't be fucked
yeah, we're all incels here
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>>97354045
use sensodyne breh, when they say it works almost instantly I can confirm it really does
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>>97358908
>character doesn't drink alcohol daily to cope with the pain
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>>97358423
The lowest

I am not this and I am glad
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>>97355091
this is what drove Elliot to kill
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>character has sex then immediately takes a piss
>doesn’t experience the burning sensation of having too piss for 30 minutes because a small bit of cum is stuck in his dick
Immersion completely broken
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>>97359170
who the fuck doesn't piss before jerking off? Er, I mean having sex
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>>97357958
Try working on not being awkward
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>character is budgets $400 a month just to buying and smoking weed all the fucking time, has spent the last six years and thousands of dollars constantly smoking as much as possible, with severely diminishing returns, cluelessly trying to reach that special high that literally cannot occur with such high tolerance from smoking all the time.
>just makes himself dizzy and incapacitated all the time trying to get back to that original high, with an expensive baby drug
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>>97357958
lmao just be urself




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