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Whatever happened to Jessica Alba?
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she became a billionaire and retired
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I guess she couldn't actually act and people got tired of her face
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what's her ethnicity? Is she black?
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>>97355449
she was never a good actress, she was just hot. like all actresses who are hired solely for their looks, she aged out
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she founded a billion dollar company.
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>>97355449
the herpes
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she made a "natural" product line that gave everyone cancer, I dunno probably in jail now
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She got herpes from Derek Jeter and suddenly no one found her attractive
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She's doing a show on NBC.
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>>97355449
>trump wants to deport this

feels bad man
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>>97355495
>The Honest Company is an American consumer goods company, founded by actress Jessica Alba, that emphasizes household products to supply the marketplace for ethical consumerism. The company had $170 million in 2014 sales and was valued at $1.7 billion as of August 2015.
Well how about that?
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>>97355521
white mom + Latino (Mexican) dad.
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>>97355521
also she did a dna test for a tv show and it said that she is 87% white and 13% native American
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZNAqwrm9hY
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http://deadline.com/2018/04/bad-boys-spinoff-pilot-nbc-title-las-finest-1202363538/

She is going to star in a new tv series soon.

Also she had 3 children but she can still look pretty.
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>>97355872
as long as she has big pancake milkers she will be fine
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>>97355521
shes like 90% white, and 10% native american or something
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>>97355521
nice pubes
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>>97355823
>>97355982
European != White

She's a fucking spic.
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>>97355627
so we'll never get to see her naked?
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I am a fan of her body of work, if you catch my drift.
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>>97355521
She's Spanish
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>>97356113
>I don't know what haplogroups are. What's R1b???
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>>97356113
t. el ogro americano
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>>97355521

>dem pubes
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>>97356187
that is a fine ass
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How to become rich selling diapers and baby wipes.

Based Alba, and retards say that women can't be intelligent.
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>>97355521
Goblino Desparata.
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What emotion is Paul Walker trying to convey here?
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>>97356530
honestly, can you blame him? who wouldn't have went for that ass?
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>>97356113
are you literally trying to tell you wouldnt want to impregnate her? Shes prime breeding material mate
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>>97356530

>Dude, I almost had you!
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>>97355627
>The Honest Company
Fucking kek are normies that gullible? Seeing a brand with that name makes them buy their stuff?
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>>97356411
when your jessica alba people buy shit from you
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>>97356530
the underwater sniff
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>>97356661
do you think the company was her idea or maybe it was her husband or someone else that had experience in business?
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>>97355535
Fuckin Dexter
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>>97356611
Fuck you dude!
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>>97355565
Read that as Dexter Jettster.
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>>97356113
t. El Goblino
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>>97355449
Herp
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>>97356152
Kill yourself youngfag
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>>97355565
I read she got it from Dexter
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>>97356113
Are you gay or just stupid?
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Pants look weird without a belt. This shouldn't be allowed.
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>>97356113
dios mios....el goblino americano....
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>>97355449
She’s in my basement
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>>97357019
jesus
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>>97355521
>little tuft of hair
When I die.. bury me in that birds nest
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>>97356113
t. l'abomination
even turks are whiter than americans
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>>97356113
Mas blanco que vos goblino
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>>97356113
that you?
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>>97357109
>>97357089
>>97356976
>>97356848
>>97356438
>>97356238
>>97356181
obsessed
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>>97357164
based
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>>97355521
she wishes, she's a poor man's maya jama
#blackexcellence
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>>97355449
She never did a nude/sex scene in her prime. Now she is too old and nobody cares about.
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>>97356113
spanish=/=mexican
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>>97357164
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>>97355449
Turned into a...quite compellingly sexy mature type, apparently.
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>>97355823
She's offended and pissed that she's mostly white. What a dumb cunt.
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>>97357223
>prime

during flipper? doubt that would be legal
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>>97357239
more confused and unsure if Spain counts as Europe.
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>>97357248
How do you keep finding these? Do you have an exposed pube folder? Not judging, I like it
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>>97356113
>Spaniards aren't white
Do Americans think that Spanish people are Mestizo?
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>>97357223
She didnt need to dumb fuck.
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>>97356663
>GLUUUUUUURRRRPPP.
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>>97357150
obese
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>>97357299
>Do you have an exposed pube folder?
no
yes :(. Over 50 different celebs and over 200 pics. Some I can't post because it is a blue board but others like these ones are ok.
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>>97357310
I doubt it. Mestizo's far too complicated and highfalutin' a word for any but the most intellectually sophisticated Americans.
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>>97357342
Post em. I won’t tattle
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>>97357299
this and also
>>97357248
is she aware of this? Is it intentional? Does she simply not care about it? Has anyone ever told her?
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>>97355449
she retired because she couldn't deal with the disappointment of turning out to be white
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>>97357310
they think they're moors.
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>>97357341
>tfw 1% wakanda
ayyyyyy my niçça!
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>>97355823
She's literally a mestizo, not white. Definitely not Spanish. Mexicans, unless having pure Spanish ancestry, are simply not white.
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>>97357342
>:(
Kill yourself
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>>97357376
Well what then? Why do some people seem to think Spaniards (and Italians) aren't white?

>>97357397
I suspect some Spanish people have Moor ancestry, but I've also encountered Spaniards in my time who were clearly white European.
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>>97357437
no ;^)
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>>97357397
*cough*
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>>97357507
>Well what then? Why do some people seem to think Spaniards (and Italians) aren't white?
Spics is an insult towards countries that were colonized by Spain, not for Spanish people themselves. Jessica Alba is a spic because she's a Mexican mestizo.
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>>97355449
Real answer is she got sick and tired of being cast for sole reason to be pretty in roles and quit acting
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>>97357507
>Why do some people seem to think Spaniards (and Italians) aren't white?

Sheer perversity. That's my most serious guess anyway.
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>>97357601
Almost correct
>As for 2007's Fantastic Four sequel, she had nothing nice to say about the process of working for director Tim Story. "I wanted to stop acting," she said. "The director was like, 'It looks too real. It looks too painful. Can you be prettier when you cry? Cry pretty, Jessica.' He was like, 'Don't do that thing with your face. Just make it flat. We can CGI the tears in.' And I'm like, But there's no connection to a human being. And then it got me thinking: Am I not good enough? Are my instincts and my emotions not good enough? Do people hate them so much that they don't want me to be a person? Am I not allowed to be a person in my work? And so I just said, 'F--k it. I don't care about this business anymore.'"
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>Jessica Alba thread
>full of utter tards arguing about race
/tv/ is truly dead
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>own a company called honest
>sued numerous times for dishonesty
pottery
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>>97357744
He had a point. She does look weird when she tries to act sad. I can't find a representative clip of her crying, but I remember a scene on Flipper where it looked super fake and awful.
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>The show's research indicated that the surname Alba did not come from a Spanish man, since her father's direct paternal line (Y-DNA) was Haplogroup Q-L54, Indigenous in origin.
>Her father's matrilineal line (mtDNA) showed Sephardi Jewish roots, and DNA testing revealed that lawyer Alan Dershowitz is a genetic relative of hers. Jessica's global admixture was 72.7% European, 22.5% East Asian and Native American, 2% Sub-Saharan African, 0.3% Middle Eastern and North African, 0.1% South Asian, and 2.4% "No Match"
>2.4% "No Match"
>Sephardi Jewish roots
kike and ayylmao ancestors, only in america
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>>97357790
You want to talk about her herpes?
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>>97357963
So she has no whiteness in her at all?
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what happened to Hannah D. Fanning? i fell in love with her since war of the worlds(she is year older than me btw) but after ~2009 she dissapeared from big screen...
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>>97357507

>spain
>white
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>/tvpol/'s obsession with race kills another thread
Fuck you all.
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God she was so fucking hot even when she was pregnant. I want to fuck preggo Alba so fuckin' bad!
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>>97358206
does a few indie/smaller movies every year.
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>>97358206
Why do you post like a tumblr hole? Fuck off.
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>>97358222
Why not lol? I'm spaniard and white as milk.
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>>97358224
If you want 15 year old alba pics theyre only a couple of clicks away dumb fuck.
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>>97357223
killed off so many sperm
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>>97358374
Pictures would be far more relevant than commenting on how white she is you deranged cunt.
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>>97357223
THIS SO MUCH
Such a shame. She was so perfect and we never saw naked ;_;
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>>97358302
>El goblino
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>>97357166
This is a really good variant
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>>97357331
get a load of this faggot
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>>97358645
He's completely right though, what sort of autist thinks a multi-millionaire is a failure just because you didn't get to see her tits?
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>>97358705
excuse me but why would i be looking at this from her perspective?
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>>97358645
I'm a faggot because she got fame and fortune without having to resort to going nude? Whatever you say anon.
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>>97358645
You lack reading comprehension, probably a virgin too.
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>>97355521
That C-section.

Disgusting
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>>97358969
That was taken years before she had a kid, retard.
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3B3D707

you know what to do with this information
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>>97355823
>>97355982
One drop rule.
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>>97359660
if only i had a mother who could tell me what to do with these numbers and letters, but alas i am without one.
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>>97355627
What the fuck do they even do?
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>>97360345
being honest
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>>97357260
>>more confused and unsure if Spain counts as Europe.

So she really is an american.
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>>97360345
Make baby shit for gullible mothers.
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>>97360345
they're selling honesty
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>>97360403
basically this
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>>97356187

me too, if you know what I'm talking about
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>>97357507
Italian immigrants to the US were largely garbage on top of being swarthy and curly haired. A lot of that disgust towards them still lingers to this day.
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>>97357260
Are you serious?
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>>97360721
did you watch the vid? She doesn't know how Spain is categorized.
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>>97356113
la creatura...
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>>97357310
Until the 1920s, Irish, Iberians, Italians and Slavs weren't considered white.
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>>97361155
By whom?
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>>97356187

I'd catch her drift.
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>>97359733
t. mutt
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>>97361297
Anti-immigration Americans.
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>>97356648
You would keep buying shit AND SUPPORT IT with the name
>The JUST Corporation
so that's not any different
nu-/v/ buys shit with the name
>Nintendo
so that's not any different either
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>>97356703
she probably fronted half of her money to make the marketing work. in return, they got to use her name and baby-status, which also helped the marketing
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>>97361155
not retarded at all lol
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>>97356187
i do feel your meaning sir
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>>97361297
English people
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>>97357187
>>97357230
>>97357299
>>97357386
what was it?
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>>97356113
el diablo...
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>>97361627
find the archived thread on 4plebs you lazy bastard. Those were pictures of Alison Brie and JLo where you could see a hint of pubes.
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>>97359563
Explain
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>>97359660
Thanks anon
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>>97356260
>kids choice awards
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>>97361991
It's not a C-section scar or probably any scar at all. The picture was taken in 2002, she dind't have kids back then.
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>>97361155
Nor were they.
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>>97361924
or you could just download 4chanx
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>>97358044
Everyone has that these days, its no big deal
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>>97361155
That’s from a fucking vanity fair tier rag. NOT a scientific journal. Stop perpetuating this tired meme. The Irish had franchise since 1776. The discrimination was not pervasive enough to treat them like negros.
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She had gas problems caused by all the Mexican food and had trouble working with people cause she shamelessly farted on set and claimed she had the right to do so
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>>97355449
Damn! She looks fatty, like two prime Jessica. Time flies.
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>>97355449
Fantastic Four movies were garbage, plus she has kids...so yeah.
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>>97362545
I don't.
Wtf is wrong wit-chu?
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>>97355449
can't believe nobody posted this yet
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>>97360403
I thought it was the same company that made those really tasty tea drinks but apparently that's another company owned by Coca-Cola.
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>>97357089
Oh wow, at fat man in an american flag shirt? And he has a big gulp? Damn anon, you nailed the US man good ass original not at all played out joke!
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>>97356260
>>97357070
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>>97360645
>largely garbage
>their kids are in the top levels of government and money in the eastern seaboard.
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>>97363247
disgusting
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>>97355872
>Bad Boys spinoff series with Gabriel Union and Jessica Alba

13 year old me just got a chubby. Fap kino incoming?

>NBC

Maybe not damn. :(
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>>97355449
THICCQUE
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>>97360442
>they're selling honesty
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuFScoO4tb0
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>>97360345
selling baby organs
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>>97364940
why would babies want some organs?
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>>97358737
Good Lord you are a sad person.
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>>97360645
> A lot of that disgust towards them still lingers to this day.
Fucking where? The deep South 30 years ago? Jesus, go outside.
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>>97356113
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>97361297
WASPs mostly.
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>>97355449
>Her father's matrilineal line (mtDNA) showed Sephardi Jewish roots, and DNA testing revealed that lawyer Alan Dershowitz is a genetic relative of hers.

DROPPED
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>>97356113
el atrocidad...
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>>97365751
I'll never jack off to her again now




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