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*wins Game of Thrones*
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>>97371209
Fuckable came so much last nihht
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>>97371209
>Truly WE ARE ALL THE GAME OF THRONES
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>>97371347
*fades to black*
>*dragon roar*
>"And who are you?"
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>the last shot of a finale shows cersei sitting in the throne
>close up on her face
>*wooosh* face changes to Arya Stark
>fade to black
>the bear and the maiden fair starts playing
screencap this
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*kills cersei with his golden hand*
>I guess i truly am the valonqar/kingslayer/azor ahai®
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>>97371894
>Jamie kills Cersei
Umm, no sweetie.
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>>97371209
*wins the Iron Throne*
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>>97372249
>person sits on the iron throne
>Stannis Baratheon
>suddenly changes face
>it’s Jaqen h’ghar!
>and who are you
>no one
>valar Morghullis
>The End
Screencap this
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"Good iron goyim, you're surely won the game of thrones"
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>>97372094
its 100% sure Jaimie will kill Cersei. If not the books will not make sense
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>>97372580
think we're way beyond D&D giving any kind of shit about the source material m8
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>>97372094
Uhmm, no sweetheart.
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>>97371209
Of course, Jonarya is endgame, as is ghost x nymeria
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>>97372094
Why not? It's the perfect ending to their intertwined arcs. The valonqar being anybody but Jaime makes zero narrative sense.
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>>97371209
She is uglier than me.
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>>97371209
Goku black tier edgy.
Literally one of the worst characters in any tv show(post season 4)
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>>97371209
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
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>>97373369
>Jaime killing his sibling to save the world
>satisfying conclusion to Jaime's character arc
>in a story made by hippie GRRM

I don't think so buddy
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>queen of dragons
>has a wyvern
Someone explain.
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>>97373480
>Mad King copypasta valonqar
>Not crime of passion fucked up twincest valonqar

The fatass has been setting it up since he dropped that Jaime came out of Joanna's body holding his twin's foot. Come on m8




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