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Holy shit. 3 hours of three dudes playing Calvinball the whole movie with nonstop “”””intellectual”””” babbling.
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what movie faggot. I'm in the mood to watch something stupid.
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>>98628175
Shove that iphone up your ass you dumb """entertainment""" casual
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>>98628175
I don’t watch gay shit, so I don’t care
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>>98628453
looks like Stalker (1979)
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>>98628175
Yeah, fuck that movie about three hobo looking LARPers.
Stalker is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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>>98628691
Seriously, worst ever? Worse than let's say the new Ghostbusters or capeshit #5437?
Why do all /tv/ autists have to over exaggerate everything in order to make their opinion seem as something bold?
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>>98628175
You have to be over 18 to enter 4chan.
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>>98628175
There's no intellectual babbling in that movie OP.
It's just regular dialog, it's a pretty comfy movie with great shots
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>>98628769
>Worse than let's say the new Ghostbusters or capeshit #5437?
Those movies do not pretend to be what they aren't.
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>>98628175
funny enough, when they got into the zone is when the movie loses steam
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>>98628175
You see, the room is like Thanos' magic glove.
Do you understand now?
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>that 19 year old boomer who watches 720p rips on his iphone at school
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>no quips for 15 minutes
>"god damn this is pretentious where's the fun?"
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Drive
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>>98628896
Tarkovsky is one of the most honest directors and auters in the film industry, his films are his direct artistic expressions, absolutely zero pretense behind it whatsoever.
Try again
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>>98628175
>>98628453
>>98628541
>>98628691
leave this board
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>>98629059
>all those labels
>no substance
wew
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>>98629088
No.
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>>98628954
Yep. Tarkovsky and all those actors took radiations upon them for an underwhelming second half
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>>98629088

I did. I was in s4s until my thread watcher went read. fuck you faggot. What movie is it.
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>>98629097
Tell me how is any work of Tarkovsky "pretending" to be something else
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Beyond the Black Rainbow
A Ghost Story
The Death of Stalin
Wind River
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>>98629088
The last barrier is down; the citadel has been stormed and taken. There is no longer any escape, no harbor of refuge, no haven, no sanctuary, no hiding place, no hole or corner, no burrow nor catacomb, no nook amongst the ruins of civilization, where the hounded patrician may seek his fellow film buff and strut his stuff, safe from the atmosphere and presence of Star Wars and superhero movies.
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>>98629287
>patrician
>IMDB top 250 movie
lol
Who the fuck stalkershitters think they are?
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>>98629348
Don't act smarmy when you're shitposting in one of the only proper film threads on this board. As soon as it's gone you're straight back to Star Wars.
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>>98629740
>one of the only proper film threads on this board
Oh, ok, if you say so.

>you must be a SW fan
Pathetic.
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>>98629348
>if the consensus is that it's good it must not be haha I'm very sophisticated
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>>98629805
>defending normiecore
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>>98629348
nice job outing yourself as a tasteless contrarian retard who simply thinks unpopular = good
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>>98630057
Why do stalkershitters never speak about the movie itself?
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>>98629287
>>98629348
>>98629740
>>98629791
you're both faggots
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I watched it recently on my local "art-house" cinema (goverment culture department area), and i found it to be very slow paced, but thats tarkovsky.

I felt that the dialogue motivated me to think about the subjects that were being discussed in the movie.

The zone is beautiful to look at and the characters interested me, not a movie for everyone but i appreciate it for what it is.
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>>98630465
>The zone is beautiful
Not at all. It's like those summer days when you go outside for the millionth time and see the same shit weeds endlessly growing everywhere while the hot sun burns you
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>>98629791
>>you must be a SW fan
Star Wars or capeshit, which is it? There's nothing else here and you don't watch serious films.
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>>98631233
>you don't watch serious films
I didn't know that Stalker is the only serious film in existence.
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>>98631283
Go ahead and post your top 10 then.
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>>98631503
1. SW
2. Avengers
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>>98628175
Pseud garbage
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>>98631544
Why do you think it's "pseud garbage"? It's entirely honest and direct with zero pretense behind it
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>>98631544
no
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>>98631503
I'm the real anon, not this guy >>98631522
My top 10 are
1. The Last Samurai
2. M:I
3. Top Gun
4. Risky Business
5. M:I Ghost Protocol
6. M:I Rogue Nation
7. M:I 3
8. M:I 2
9. Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
10. Jack Reacher
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>>98631841
Fuck off, Tim!
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>>98630116
Because is a movie about, among other things, the inscrutable and the religious respects that elicits (and how the modern world killed such thing).
So it's intrinsically difficult to approach.
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>>98631841
I see you like the art of film
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>>98630938
The zone part has a beautiful photography and the typical signature skill of Tarkovsky of making you "feel" the world, sound and textures, in a very real manner, while remaining dreamlike.
Also there are medicines for depression, anon.
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>>98628175
The beginning is cool, when they are driving around avoiding patrols. It sucks after that though.
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>>98632232
I barely even remember the driving around and never thought it was the meaningful part of the movie. Chances are you're a pleb, anon
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>>98628175
>going into a Tarkovsky film thinking it's going to be any thing other than heavy visuals and ambiguous poetry
you tricked yourself mate. eating shit and wondering why it doesnt taste like pastry haha
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>>98632232
This fucking board.
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no explosions, no nudity, no jokes.
how can this even be a good movie?
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>>98632465
how can it even BE a movie anon

i pirated it 10 times to make sure the director doesn't ever make money anymore

remember to always pay for the capesh... I mean MOVIES you like anons
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Bump for more quality discussion anons
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>>98632668
i know phd students who think like that>>98632465
what a time to be alive
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>>98631841
Where's the edge of tomorrow you little shit
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>>98628175
Was the guide selfish though?
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>>98632465
There wasn't even a fast car.

Not even when they were being shot at

>>98634587
Yes
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>>98628541
is this supposed to be funny?




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