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Not a whole lot, pretty good movie.
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>>98632730
pls pretty babe
show bobs and vagene
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>>98632730
Photoshop and two giant Atari logos instead of scenery
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>>98632730
I'm struggling to think of something as well OP, it was great
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>>98632730
nothing you "dishonest" autist
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>Video Game Iconography
>Dishonest Cinematography
>Proto-Slysoy Disenfranchisement peddled as Incel entertainment/Beta Powerplay
>Barking indefinite hipster score
>Neo /v/eddit hangups: camera schizophrenia and meme dialogue
>Meta-Quip syndrome (refusing to quip is just as problematic as indulging in See: Nolan)
>Post-Capeshit inversions
>Stoicism as social currency inverted through solipsistic imdb fetish
The absolute pleb pandering trash of the highest order of this flick
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>>98632803
best post in entire thread
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>>98632909
You embody conceit and pretense.
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>>98632909
this is a classic /tv/ post. Based.

you don't see these anymore. I guess all the old guys left the site or killed themselves.
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>>98632730
Nothing
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>>98632909
kill yourself for taking the time to write this faggot
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>>98633389
It's a pasta
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>>98633398
oops
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>>98633389
Kill yourself for having no taste in cinema and playing videogames when you're not busy watching garbage on netflix, /v/eddit scum
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>>98632909
absolutely spot on
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>tfw no luv gf
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>>98632909
>Proto-Slysoy Disenfranchisement
actually what did he mean by this
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>>98632730
plot doesnt follow the pre-stablished motions of the novel neither the first movie.

as goosecore movie its ok tho.
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>>98633432
>look I posted this again to prove I am different and special and most definitely not a normie
He never said he liked the movie now did he.
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>>98633235
thanks
now vagene?
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>>98633594
Song to Song was better
which again the children of 2049 never watched as they're all redditors and not /tv/
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>>98634030
>the Song to Song shill autist at it again
You're pretending like that's the peak of cinema itself, while it's one of the worst and most streamline out of all Malick films.
Lubezki doing fucking cartwheels with a GoPro, what a disgrace
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Too Kafkaesque.
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>>98633389
Kill yourself post nolan plebian. You may have 'surpassed' imdb intrigue but not its toxins that do their work far into your Letterboxd pilgrimage.
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>>98632730
nothing
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>>98634246
que
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haha he die and we use music from when the other guy die epic lol
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>>98634816
haha anyone else remember that other film and the bit where the guy die? EPIC
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>>98634997
epic lol tears in rain except now in snow rofl
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>>98632730
Not much, it's a decent film.
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>>98634816
>>98634997
this is boomer humor everyone. notice how stale and old it is.
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>>98635032
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Bad screenwriters, just like the original.
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I was genuinely surprised by 2049. Hollywood is so terrible at making sequels lately that I had literally no expectations for it. The best sequel in over a decade.
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nothing.... it was fine.... stop spamming /tv/ with this same post dumbass
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>>98632730
The absolute dogshit, not even remotely kino. Villevulvo is a fucking hack.
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>>98632730
>It's this thread again
Do you ever consider how much time and energy you waste getting your panties in a bunch over this?
Imagine what you would be like if you focused that energy into improving yourself, or even the basics of personal hygiene.
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>/tv/ was always pleb
>/tv/ was made for lost
>blade runner 2049 is kino
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>Why did Deckard go from trying to kill K to dumping a 30 year old string of secrets?
>Why did Gromit transfer Deckard to Camp Four?
>Did K know Deckard was being transferred?
>How did K find Luv’s convoy?
>What memories was K referring to when he gave Deckard the horse?
>Why didn’t K return to his shower?
Was this movie too deep for me, or is it just Existientalism 101?
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>>98632730
Not much. It was pretty good. The original had a better atmosphere but I found K a much more interesting character than Deckard.
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>>98635412
Vilevulva is more like it, seeing as he can't stop selling incel bait for faux prestige. He was more subtle in Sicario but still creates pseudo-kino. Blunt's a good actress but hung up for meet with Denis.
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>>98636328
*meat
>>98634997
>>98634816
>Wojack reacts when cultural retardation is Denis' expertise.
Kill yourself, faux-thematic continuity over sequels is post-capeshit cancer.
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>>98636389
I know you jerk off to Armond, but why do you shove "post" and "faux" infront of any term that you think of?
Post-capeshit? What? Are you alluding that the era of capeshit is in the past, while capeshit is simultaneously raking in billions like never before?

Atleast be consistent with your buzzword memeing.
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>>98636479
And like clockwork the Post-nolan plebians invokes pop culture junk to dismiss. Classic slysoy tactic: everytime 2049 is critiqued here a tender incel faggot cries 'MARVUUUL' on the attacker in order to better their position through false character defamtion. It's pathetic and only highlights their minds so doused in dishonesty. End life.
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>>98636479
>that tattoo

I shit you not I knew a dude in highschool who was just like this wojak. Same tattoo, rimmed glasses, patchy beard, smiled with his mouth open, liked My Little Pony, and weed was his hobby. Don't know if he liked basedmilk, but was loved fraps. This was 7 fucking years ago too, before I was on 4chan, before the term basedboy was coined, and yet this type of dude existed. Incredible how much truth there is in stereotypes. I wonder if there's a genetic predisposition to liking these sort of things and being a basedboy nerd.
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>>98636793
>genetic predisposition to liking these sort of things

no, just a result of being raised in a household where the mother is the dominant parent.
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>>98632730
I know a lot of people liked this movie, but it was shit to me. Here's why:
>it was so drab, nothing of substance happened the entire movie
>just some guys walking around, and talking to each other about nonsense
>doesnt explore any mentally stimulating concepts
>just random shit happening, no story
>acting was shit it was mostly silence and standing around doing nothing the entire movie
And I loved the original Blade Runner.

But this is "nothing happened" the movie.
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>>98632730
Nothing, it was leagues above the original Blade Runner.
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>>98636560
>re you alluding that the era of capeshit is in the past, while capeshit is simultaneously raking in billions like never before?
No, I'm showing that some filmmakers adopt post-capeshit ideology in their works, stealing all the supposed 'artiness' of capeshit while feigning superiority. This actually makes them less honest than capeshit directors who work within their practice, post-capeshit prodigies like Denis focus all their efforts into giving their films the illusion of art while dancing to the tune of a marvel movie.
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>>98636908
>Nothing, it was leagues above the original Blade Runner.
I, I literally can't even, right now.
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>>98636863
Many people say the same exact thing about the original, and I'm sure you yourself call them brainlet plebs.
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I saw it and was disappointed. You could practically hear the commentary track of stoned dorm rats expressing their awe while patting each other's legs in the dark
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>>98636861
so they have a biological compulsion to emulate the pack leader, feminizing themselves and adopting attributes that they subconsciously believe will appease the matriarch, such as acting cute and nonthreatening.
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As my little cousin say
>it be mad gay doe.
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>>98636943
Do you know what the prefix "post" even means?
Nothing you said makes any sense of why would you call it a "post capeshit". Where is the after part, is capeshit over? Armond doesn't just throw random prefixes infront of words, post 9/11 world is a real valid term, while your buzzword memeing is literally word vomit arseplay.

Jesus christ learn some basic english first, you are embarassing yourself for 3 months straight on this board.
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>>98636793
>I wonder if there's a genetic predisposition
the world is genetically deterministic so yes
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>>98637111
british people dont get an opinion so your shit taste in liking this awful film is excused
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>>98637304
Just google how and when is "post" used
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>>98637387
you're living in a post-troll world kid just get out of here lol
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i feel sorry for the brainless primates who can't see the perfection of this masterpiece, only see Sylvia Hoeks, a goddess among us, with a performance worthy of 10 Oscars, but of course, you have the brain melted by nostalgia that hardly can process one thought at a time, i feel shame for you, i already saw 68 times this work of art and i will continue to see it, seeing Sylvia on my screen is a religious experience that you will never understand, poor apes, should be looking for bananas
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>>98637468
baste
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>>98637111
Ah so it's an offended post-nolanite then, post-capeshit is a movement aiming to seperate itself from the dogma around nu-superhero movies, like I said Denis is a Prodigy and knows how to dance like an artist when he's actually all belly. Post-Capeshit is a disease that does nothing to advance art and piggybacks on cultural trends like videogame ideology and imdb adhd - just because this is the first time you're apprehending this doesn't make me wrong, it just shows you're not that bright and would rather shove shit in your face with the pretence of 'enjoyment' over considering movies big picture mode.
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>>98632730
They fucked up music a bit, too much titan farts and attempts at tension, as opposed to genuine sense of wonder contrasting with dystopian imagery. The only tracks that actually conveyed wonder were the one directly referencing the original's soundtrack.
Some setpieces are just too obviously staged to be "pretty" also, the garbage dump with ship parts being laid down in a balanced, art-installation-like way rather than believable ruined shit comes to mind.
Aside from these it was okay.
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>>98637546
Again, an entire post with not a single shred of an argument of why do you use the prefix "post"
Subsequent to what? After what? After capeshit? The movement that comes after capeshit?
Do you realize how absurd the term you are using is? Might aswell call it pre-capeshit while you're at it.
I'm not asking you what do you mean by your post-capeshit movement term, I'm asking why did you choose the prefix post. It's a simple question.

But you will again just reply to me with a rant about videogames because your autism doesn't let you see how fundamentally absurd and ridiculous your wording is, right?
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>>98632730
>>98637624
>remove resistance completly
>have it just be about K, the LAPD, Wallace and Deckard
>trim some of the longer scenes (the Horse-basement and when K first enters the Casino come to mind as being waaaay too long)
>reduce the fart noices in the soundtrack
> add more saxophones
>light up the city for more neon-eyecandy
>explain why the fuck Niander kills and expense replicant
>explain why the fuck Wallace couln't give Rachel correct eyes

just little things.
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>>98637788
Stop. Think. It's after capeshit because it sees itself in continuity with it but seeks to move beyond it: superficially and dishonestly adopting all its shortcomings while painting itself in prestige 'aesthetic'. It's Logan for joyriders.
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>>98632730
too much nacho dust
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>explain why the fuck Niander kills and expense replicant
Because it's a failed product,
He specifically built that replicant trying to make it reproductive, if it wasn't already obvious with the barren pasture or "dead space between the stars" talk and an entire monologue about reproduction beforehand.
People might think "oooh he killed that replicant" but that is just one failed product in the process, merely a crumbled up piece of paper from an artist.
>>explain why the fuck Wallace couln't give Rachel correct eyes
When Deckard gives the Voight-Kampf test to Rachael in the original, her eye shows up as green on the monitor (even though her eyes are brown in the rest of the film and in real life). A minor continuity error that largely went unnoticed.
And with that scene BR2049 literally makes even the original film better by turning a continuity error in the first one into a plot point in the sequel to make a commentary about the inconsistency of our memories and the failed basis of our human condition.
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Women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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>>98638013
>It's after capeshit because it sees itself in continuity with it but seeks to move beyond it
Post is not a valid prefix for what you want to portray, post is a literal non figurative term of passed time, something that is subsequent to a thing before it, what you are trying to describe is a false portrayal of a film, which post doesn't deal with at all.
Learn some english.
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>>98638114
>sophomore tier copypasta acting like 'analysis'
>'The Human Condition.'
Please kill yourself.
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>>98638114
Thanks. I'll take it.

but I didn't know it was meant to be a reproductive replicant and I thought it was just him rambling about how he couldn't do what 'Tyrells last trick' did.
Like he already knew that he couldn't do it (many experiments before), and was just 'greeting' a new replicant for a customer, because that's what he does (creating 'angels'). Why could Tyrell do what Niander couldn'T do? Why was he so dumb?

about the eyes: I don't get it. So what was her real color? Brown?! So Wallace did it right and Deckard was just lying about it?
Would Deckard have accepted Rachel if she had green eyes? It diminishes his love, when all he complains about, is the color of her eyes; and not the fact that she isn't his Rachel.
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>>98638251
Except neo and pre capeshit do NOT cut it. Postmodernism and modernism aren't mutually terminable, they're conceptual, as is post-capeshit. It's abstracted and is more than happy to exist as a revolt against the current capeshit powers that be. Plesse learn to think about movies.
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>>98638466
>he thinks "neo pre and post" are the only prefixes that exist
Did you even finish high school? I'm serious.
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>>98637752
I've never been so excited before, I love her more than my soul
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>>98638554
You're defunct. It'd be easy to label 2049 as anti-capeshit, but it's more than that; to some extent it embraces capeshit and its virtues but has too much shame to dress in its own wolfskin as it were. Instead it scuttles off to 'arthouse' to gsin the approval of pseudo-intellectuals as arbiter of dishonesty. Stop lying to yourself and apply.
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>>98638884
Again, instead of saying why did you you choose "post" out of all the possible prefixes, you again just go on your rant trying to describe the ideology without giving a single argument of what I actually asked you.
Literally going in a loop blinded by autism.
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>>98639107
Because post is after. Taking the old and attempting to innovate for a cultural elite. Post Capeshit cunt.
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>>98639358
Yes post is after, and taking something and innovating it does not mean the same after.
I don't believe someone can be this dense, you have to be baiting
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>>98639472
same as after*
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>>98639472
Stop, it's innovations aren't just local, theyre revolutionary, this doesn't mean theyre respectable but Denis opened up the Post-Capeshit movement after Fincher lay the groundwork, and tarantino grew the tools. It's a movement that tries to push past capeshit with its foot still stuck in, but its successful as genre and cultural movement so deserves its title.
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>>98639656
>explaining an idea that has nothing to do with it's name YET AGAIN
You literally said yourself that post means after, then you proceed to tell describe something entirely different than "after" for the fifth time. Astounding amount of delusion really.
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>>98639790
Kill yourself - the groundwork leading to after doesn't all come at once. It was Denis who had to catapult the movement forward, fincher and tarantino are proto-capeshit while Denis (being a progidy, like I said) finally ascends to post-capeshit in a feat of majestic dishonesty. You don't need to be that shrewd to see this, he is 'after' precisely since he leaps to new heights. Thats why no one else a few see the capeshit in his works, he's a genius at the disengenous and moves through subterfuge: presenting and semi applying his film as a 'big budget arthouse' venture while moving through the motions of capeshit. It's a new form and its really ugly.
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>>98640058
*only a few
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>>98632909
>Proto-Slysoy Disenfranchisement peddled as Incel entertainment/Beta Powerplay
I actually unironically agree with then other points but you went too far
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>>98640058
>explaining an idea that has nothing to do with it's name Y E T A G A I N
Catapulting a movement forward does not mean after. Leaping to new heights does not mean after. Presenting something and going through different motions does not mean after.
This is not even delusion anymore, this is just straight up mental illness now
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>>98635686
It's not even existentialism 101 it's a high school kids interpretation of two Wikipedia pages he read about Accelerationism and The Cyborg Manifesto
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>>98640263
You literally do not understand anything about movements. In your world there is no after without death of the former, that's wrong. End life.
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>>98640343
Tell me a single "post" movement that didn't happen after the former one. And "post" movement are usually in contradiction to it's previous movement, an answer to that movement, not something in line with it.
Absolutely zero sense whatsoever
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>>98640468
Except the irony of post-capeshit is that exact hypocrisy: it appears contradictory, but is in parrallel- its a snake oil movement I'm glad we're both somewhat aware of this.
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>>98640634
Being in parallel does not mean after, we're back at step one as with your every post. The "post" in your post-capeshit ideology factually makes no sense
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>>98640821
It's post capeshit dude. Why? Because it's not actually a 'capeshit' film and acts in secret.
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>>98641249
Acting in secret does not mean after, step one again.




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