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ITT: Films with a premise so absurd you can't suspend disbelief when viewing.
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>>98639010
haha such unbelievable concept haha
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>>98639010
Being a virgin at 21 is weird. Especially since I’ve kinda lost any desire to find someone
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>>98639010
I was a virgin until I was 22. You lose it when you lose it bros.
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>>98639118
you are depressed. Start exercising, get a job, jerk off jordan peterson then kill yourself when you realise none of it helped
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Few more months
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>>98639198
Does jerking off Jordan not count for something?
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>>98639118
I know a virgin guy in his mid 20s that still only desires a teen gf. He claims teens haven't destroyed their bodies and minds with 1000 miles of cock. What a psycho.
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>>98639253
No, not really
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>>98639253
I'm sure he'd like it, and it's good to do a good deed before you die.
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>>98639118
same with me but im 23

I don't really care anymore
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First and last time I had sex was almost 5 years ago and I didn't even cum. Have I regained my virgin status?
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>>98639277
ngl you're an idiot if you invest (emotionally or financially) in non-virgins to bh
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>tfw I lost my virginity at 16
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>>98639010
How unbelievable.
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>>98639277
You just described like half of /tv/
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>>98639118
>>98639159
I lost mine when I was 29. Got this close to becoming a wizard.

>>98639277
I'm 39 and I still want to fuck teens. Roman Polanski was right - everyone wants to fuck little girls.
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>>98639010
>due to women's sexual liberation all girls become desperate fuckhungry whores
>chaste, pure men become more appealing and exotic
>20 y.o. + virgin males become as desirable as female vigins used to be
>women enforce male chastity through extreme violence, men that have intercourse before marriage are castrated and raped with broomsticks publically
>soon the day comes when some men's anal cavity has mutated enough to bear children out the asshole
>the handmaids tale becomes a reality with the rare fertile boipussy owning men controlled through a repressive state architecture administrated by hyperviolent puritanical women
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This movie has 2 appeals to normies:
1. Women not feeling like sluts for losing their virginity early, because apparently everyone is expected to lose it in their teens
2. Men disassociating from virgins by finding the premise comedic, therefore implying that they are not virgins themselves, and they are afraid of being seen as virgins.
They are all so weak-minded..
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>>98639253
well im sure he'd be happy, though you should just give to his patreon, it's the same thing. If you really want to know how to beat depression, I can tell you, but you aren't going to like it.
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>>98639398
There’s a difference between teens and little girls. I don’t want to fuck a pre pubescent child but if I had the chance to bang a hot 16 year old without any negative rerecussion I’m doing that shit.
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>>98639377
good reading comprehension anon
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>>98639400
Isn't that the plot for Children of Men?
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>>98639277
haha... yeah... what a psycho...
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>>98639400
>soon the day comes when some men's anal cavity has mutated enough to bear children out the asshole
why am i still on this website
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>>98639487
Thing is, everyone below the age of consent is "a little girl" and anyone who fucks teens younger than 18 is a pedophile by society standards.
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>>98639487
A couple years ago (when I was like 24) I hooked up with this girl who was 16 at the time. It was nice except at one point she said "what's it like fucking this little 16 yr old pussy" That made me a little uncomfortable
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>>98639633
>be 19
>fuck a 16 year old
>you are a pedo

>be 55
>fuck a 18 year old
>completely fine
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haha could you guys imagine?
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>>98639649
Sounds like she was a 42 year old midget
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>>98639709
Maybe she was. I mean I didn't ID her
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>>98639701
Has anyone here actually seen this movie? If so can someone please explain to me how they can make it look hard for a girl to find someone to fuck her?
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>>98639685
>be 20
>fuck a newborn
>you are a pedo

>be 38
>fuck an 18 year old
>completely fine

THE AGE DIFFERENCE IS THE FUCKING SAME FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>98639776
It's a softcore porn flick, you can view it on pornhub.
Not memeing, olivia alaina may is the name of the girl on the poster, basically does softcore porn exlusively.
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>>98639776
I'm guessing it's her dad who says she must remain a virgin until she's married or something or she will get written out of the will
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>>98639649
>what's it like fucking this little 16 yr old pussy
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>>98639010
>León
>Montoya

nonsensical premise. prostitution is not only completely legal, but also really cheap in méxico
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Why are 16 year olds considered too young to make decisions about sex? I mean yeah there is an age that is too young, but after someone is already a year or so removed from the start of puberty they should be able to make that choice
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>>98639354
>I had sex
>have I never had sex?
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>>98639806
>May 14
>Fuck Laura
>you are a pedo

>May 15
>Fuck Laura
>completely fine
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>>98639543
dunno never seen it kek
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>>98639920
Because they are still dumb and mentally undeveloped at that point, plain and simple. Even at 18, most of them go into it with zero precautions or any thinking at all really.
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>>98639920
16 is legal in some states

14 is legal in other countries

The government wants to dictate your societal customs while making money off incarceration, nothing more.
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>>98640060
You are fucking kidding me right? Fucking people even well into their 20s do that shit. So what's the difference?
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>>98639949
>February 23
>Fuck Laura
>completely fine

>February 24
>Fuck Laura
>you are a necrophiliac
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I support age of consent laws because without them I could have never joined you bros in watching Chris Hanson surprise and arrest people.
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>>98639920
age of consent is 16 where i'm at, but theres still a strong stigma about a big age gap that young. Kids are fucking stupid, imagine the kind of people that post on /b/ deciding who and how to have sex with. They aren't innocent, they do some seriously depraved shit like fucking each other in locker rooms as a hazing ritual. Once you've had one bad sexual experience at that young an age, it fucks up your sexual development for life. In a way older virgins should be glad, cause lots of people have sex at 16-18 and hate it so much the whole concept is kind of ruined for them afterwards
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>>98640113
16 is legal in Indiana (and a few other states, I think) as long as you have parental consent.

Devils advocate here-
If children are able to give consent to altering thier bodies by having hormone therapy that'll affect them the rest of thier lives, why can't they consent to sex?
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>>98640152
The difference is they are less dumb and more mature by then. A male brain is not fully developed till 25.
Most people are still utterly dumb regardless so do as you please
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>>98640060
>>98640113
Not that anon, but I think 17 is probably a good age for consent. That way if their stupid decision comes back to bite them in the ass they will at least probably be done with/almost done with school before it really affects them.
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>>98639010
>19
>furthest I've gotten with a girl is making out once
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>>98639010
i lost mine 20mins ago losers
>im 31
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>>98639949
>define human growth and development by how many times they have hurtled around the sun
>sense of empathy dictates that you do not enjoy inflicting pain on others, with understanding that humans will be caused pain by premature sexual experiences
>use sun cycle number as convenient means of writing law so it can be enforced and tried in court properly
>hurr it's just one day later
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>>98640370
don't forget to tip
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>>98640404
i did since you didnt get her something nice for mother's day
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>>98639118
We are the Beautiful Ones
we just enjoy watching the world collapse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
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>>98640319
>If children are able to give consent to altering thier bodies by having hormone therapy that'll affect them the rest of thier lives, why can't they consent to sex?

That is a very good question that can only be answered with bullshit
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>>98640370
Congratulations
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>>98640436
you BASTARD
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>>98640319
Women's suffrage is directly responsible for the age of consent laws as well as Prohibition, which led to the rise of gang violence in the US.

Being gender fluid is in vogue now. Fucking cunnies never will be as long as women are allowed to vote, because they want to extend their pussy power all the way until the grave.
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>>98640370
How did you do it? Did you conjure up a familiar?
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>>98640512
im sorry boi have this hoe as an apology
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>>98640635
on im not drinking my own cum /x/
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>tfw
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>>98639159
I'm still waiting for my wizard powers to finally manifest...
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>Be 25 now
>Be 24 a year ago (derp)
>Had sex with 3-4 woman up until then
>Made them cum
>They never made me cum
>Meet woman and current gf
>First person to make me cum via blowjob and dick into vag

After all these years I can truly say thats when I lost my virginity proper
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>>98640454
that experiment is flawed. its called mouse utopia but how can it be a utopia if there is not enough space for all the mice to live as best as they could? its not a mouse utopia at all.
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>>98640872
How can you have sex with a woman and not cum? Are you gay?
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>>98639277
>implying he isn't saying what every man thinks
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>>98640872
>couldn't cum from having sex

Maybe you are gay?
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>>98639354
no, you are even more pathetic than a virgin
congratulations, loveless loser without purity
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>>98640980
death grip ruined his dick
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>>98640946
>>98640980
I'm not gay, but I definitely was nervous about sex in general for a long time. I think my first gf in high school fucked me up for a little bit. She insisted on having sex with her parents and brother (my age) in the house with her bedroom door open. Her being more experienced, she insisted on it, and I was just nervous. She wanted to rush things.

So it came from that experience I think.
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>>98641007
Additionally this. I only jerk off once a week now, and make sure I'm not tearing my cock off. Makes sex and legit anything most woman do seem sexual so I pop a boner quite easy now.
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>tfw 27yo touchless virgin
>tfw nobody believes me when I say that I'm virgin
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>>98640781
>j-just ten more years until I get laid
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>>98641053
I guess I can see this. There has been times where I would get nervous before sex (mostly about cumming way too fast) and then be unable to cum.... Although there has also been times where it didn't affect me at all.
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>>98641200
Why do you talk about your virginity?
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>was thinking about geting in shape and finding a girlfriend
>no women on earth would like my personality because im a antisocial INTP neet shut in with no intrestes besides posting on 4chan and playing games

i like to think the sucubus (male) will visit me someday tho
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>tfw lost it at 19
>haven't had sex in 8 years tho

Honestly women are not worth the trouble, if you need to get your rocks off, get an onahole or fuck a hooker
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>>98641251
sometimes it happens, not often but it happens.
normalfags start talking about sex and then when they ask me why I don't get involved in the conversation they ask whats wrong, I explain that I'm a touchless virgin but they don't believe me usually.

>>98641280
>no women on earth would like my personality because im a antisocial INTP neet shut in with no intrestes besides posting on 4chan and playing games
yes same here
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>>98641350
but i dont want to press my meat against a women but to hug her and sleep with her in spoon position
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>>98639010
BRAVO NOLAN
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>>98641406
then she accuses you of rape because you didn't have sex with her
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>>98641406
HA!
GaaaaAaaaaYyyy!
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>>98640995
Y-you too
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>>98639010
What's with the tomatoes between their legs?
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>>98639159
>22
Try 27
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>>98641007

more like circumcision ruined his dick, but hey at least the jews got some shekels out of it as reperations for the holocaust.
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>>98641507
and that's why you have to watch the movie
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>>98639118
Give it five years. THEN you'll know true despair
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>25
>never even held hands with a girl
>good-looking enough to consider myself a volcel, have had squandered opportunities
>now I'm on 4chan years after lurking and newfags say they're like 19 and shit and they haven't been laid and FEELSBADMAN

Fuck you losers, wizard powers soon. Sex isn't everything.
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>>98641670
>consider myself a volcel
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>>98639317
And same as me, though I think the post-incelibacy gay has started to kick in.

Vaginas should not be external.
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>>98640319
>If children are able to give consent to altering thier bodies by having hormone therapy that'll affect them the rest of thier lives
I'm gonna stop you right there and you know exactly why
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>>98640370
>tfw I lost my virginity and everytime a thread like this pops up I can only watch from a distance give advice
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>>98639159
2 years till wizardry.
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>>98639118
I'm 23 and still a virgin :/
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Honestly, I hate this game.
Get laid finally, yay. Oh shit, now I have to get laid again. Fuck.
Oh shit, I have to keep doing this the rest of my life. Double fuck
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>>98641900
gibs advice coolaid pool gril
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i lost my virginity at 20, there's s till a chance for you, just get your shit together
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>>98640113
>in some states
Like half of them, your perception is skewed because Cali has 18 AoC and they are ones who make most shows.
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>>98641712
Yes, and...?
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>>98639010
There are some 18 year old bitches in my class (taking a art study, am 29) they are ugly, autistic, and annoying. No way they are still virgins...
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>>98641973
I got laid 7 years ago and then nothing. It's not worth the effort.
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>>98642117
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>>98639361
at certain age virgins are no longer an option
besides, experienced girls will know how to please you in bed better and less of your kinks will seem weird to them
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>>98642180
To quote a wise comment I once saw on the internet -

"I want a girl who already knows she likes being choked"
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>>98642174
Fucking incel, shut the fuck up and recognize your betters. Just because you're too ugly to get a girl doesn't mean us other cels aren't cute enough to get a nice phat Hawaiian chick.
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>>98642180
>at certain age virgins are no longer an option
why?
>experienced girls will know how to please you in bed better
If you're counting on your girl to be the one doing the work, you're doing it wrong. All that's required is "don't be limp".
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>>98641200
At least you're not so ugly and retarded. They mistake you as human. I'm just "that fucking retard over there"
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>>98640781
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>>98642224
>"I want a girl who already knows she likes being choked"
You actively place value on other men having sex with your woman. You are a cuckold.
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>>98641280
faggot
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>>98642264
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>>98640346
This is a maymay. Neuroplasticity just drops off significantly at 25, and possibly only because most people settle into routine by then. A human brain is never “fully developed.” As that would imply that person is no longer capable of learning anything or retaining new memories.
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>>98642341
ha ha yeah Pedro and his homeboyz broke my gf in so now I can fuck her as hard as I want. It's fucking great! Glad I'm not dating an inexperienced girl.
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>>98639371
That makes you sound like you come from a ghetto
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>>98642379
>hurr durr imma post retarded Israeli-funded Muslim memers all day to make up for my lack of conversation

why
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>>98642432
Disgusting cope.
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>>98639317
ffuuuuckk
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>>98642399
>no source
Doubt it.
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>>98639010
>>98639701
>>98640781
>When teenage Jessie, raised very religiously, finds herself pregnant, with no memory of having had sex, she determines that she is carrying the child of God
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>>98639010

>mfw nearly have my Wizard powers plus the bonus of no kissing

I really don't give a fuck. Which is why I'm still a virgin. You have to give a fuck to get laid and I've never cared to do so. I can't explain it. I'd rather just masturbate once every few days and be by myself. Relationships are hard and I'm lazy.
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>>98642264
you ain't handsome fellow incel nigger
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>>98642443
because they're funny
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>>98639776
I think the point is that she turned 18 and is still a virgin, so she has to run from all the guys that want to steal her v-flag
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>>98639198
Dumb projecting leftypol tranny
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>>98642265
>why?
there are very little virgins past age of 18, once you are above 25 dating girls nearly 10 years younger is awkward both socially and in terms of your relationship (you have very little in common and she has different priorities because of her age)
>If you're counting on your girl to be the one doing the work, you're doing it wrong. All that's required is "don't be limp"
if you always do all the work I feel sorry for you, even though that's not what I meant
giving a good head takes practice, do does good footjob and other shit i like
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>>98642443

>shitting on memri tv

It's a treasure trove of laughs that all should know of and delight in.
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>>98642468
The source is every concept of how the human brain works. Memory, knowledge, and experience are all retained structurally. No further “development” in the human brain would mean a person is dead.
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>having money and still being a virgin
LMAO. Don't wait for that "special someone", all women are whores. The only difference is one type will cost you at most a few hundred bucks and a nice amazing night; the other will cost several hundred thousand dollars, balding, headaches, an alimony, and a broken heart.
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Please fucking stop, everywhere I go I get reminded how i'm a 23 year old KHV

Fucking stop I get it
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>>98639400
>men's anal cavity has mutated enough to bear children out the asshole
I've read this before on /tv/.
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>boohoo I'm a virgin
What is this, high-school hour?
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>>98642577
I think you meant to say "finding a virgin past age 25 is hard" not "no longer an option".
>if you always do all the work I feel sorry for you
It's more fun, I don't like being passive. I wouldn't want to just sit back and get a blowjob. My dick is also too big to receive enjoyable head anyways, I'm not kidding.
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>>98642586
It's divide-and-conquer Israeli shill tactics that serve to make the Muslim world seem impossible to deal with. It's funded by Israel in order to make Muslims seems absolutely ridiculous to we give more money to Israel. Don't be a faggot. Sorry, I mean, don't be MORE of a faggot.
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>>98642633
If you did get a relationship afterwards, the fact that you lost your virginity to a prostitute would be a huge negative.
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>>98639317

idk if this matters, but i lost my virginity at 14 and have had regular sex since then (am 20 now), and I really don't feel like it matters, sex is alright, but that's it, it's just alright and it very rarely lives up to what you want it to, so honestly don't sweat it
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>>98642738
I believe it, but that doesn't make it any less funny. Just appreciate it for what it is, it doesn't need to represent the entire Muslim world.
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>>98639010
I'm only 18 but I feel like I am too incompetent to get laid. Am I lost? I've considered getting /fit/ n shiet and I'm pretty good at social stuff (even though like I said, I'm way too incompetent to do the first move or even feel the desire to do it).

Also who is an incel and who isn't´? is this like the niceguy thing where normies lable everyone who's below average as one?
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>>98642774
No one gives a shit about who a man lost his virginity to.
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>>98639598
You can return to Reddit whenever you wish
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>>98642341
When I was young I dated a beautiful girl with a sweet personality. I decided I couldn't marry her because she already had a bunch of boyfriends before me and she was my only second. I didn't feel like it would be "fair", so eventually I broke it off.

She is married now with kids and I'm still alone. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I did marry her, because I doubt I'll find someone like her again.

But at n-not a c-cuck, right guys?
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>>98642917
>No one gives a shit about who a man lost his virginity to.
Women do. You'd have to never let it slip that you lost your virginity to a prostitute, or she'd permanently lose respect for you. and the relationship would be over.
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>>98639010
being gay and virgin and browsing /tv/ gives such a weird feeling
I don't even know what losing my virginity entails, like, am I supposed to suck a dick or get fucked or go and fuck someone? I don't even feel the need to lose my virginity
any other anons know this feel?
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>>98642738

I could not give two fucks if it is or isn't. It's side-splitting. I mean I guess if you live in the Arab world it could irk you a bit that you're being misrepresented but as an outside viewer it's a comedy. It's not like it's changed my ideas of the whole of the middle east. Plenty of countries over there can and are negotiated with every day.
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>>98642967
That's the kind of thing you keep to yourself and don't tell anyone even in your deathbed
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>>98642972
the suck and the fuck are equally essential
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>>98642789
But would you feel the same way if you hadn't lost it at 14?

I feel like people who say this would be equally as upset as any other virgin if they didn't lose it in the normie way
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>>98642967
This is what virgins tell themselves to sleep better at night
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>>98642957
Buddy you made the right choice. Just wait a couple more years and enjoy the drama through Facebook.

I just fundamentally don't agree with settling. I cannot be comfortable marrying a used woman, why would I put myself in a relationship I know won't work? I could never be that lonely.
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>>98642972

I'm bi as fuck ever since browsing here and being introduced to traps. So I don't know anymore. Good looking traps are like unicorns and it's all I really want to fuck. I'm doomed.
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>>98639118
I lost my virginiry at 25 to a complete slut

Wish i could have it back
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>>98642972
>gay and virgin
Did you fall for the trap meme?
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>>98642824
26 year old virgin here. I quit giving a shit several years ago when I realized that even if I did get fit I'd still be a dicklet. Whether or not you walk this path is up to you.
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>>98643036
Try telling your gf you lost your virginity to a prostitute and see what happens.
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>normies here that aren't even sorcerers
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>>98642789
Posts like these make me just as sad as virginposters. What kind of meaningless, go through the motions sex are you having? There’s definitely different levels, and it being with someone you really care about whom you want to please and vice versa is unironically better than any life experience I’ve had thus far. I’ve done heroin twice, and having sex with a loving female partner still trumps that. I don’t think there’s chemically anything that can make me feel more pleasure.
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>>98642793
>>98642980
>imma just suck Arab cock, LOL

kys faggots
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am I virgin if I put a dildo up my booty?
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>>98639701
Is the guy with the hand on his shoulder like some gay dude?
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>>98643066
no I like men (as in actual men) I'm just very autistic and I have a serious case of OCD, I don't like people touching me
I'm more of a voyeur I guess
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>>98642789
How do you feel about eating cereal? How do you think a starving man would feel about eating some cereal?
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>>98642789
If it doesn't matter then why is it a regular part of your life?
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>>98643130

Are you forgetting what side of the shitposting match you are on? Because you just argued it was an Israeli-funded affair. Not an Arab one.
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>>98639277
haha what an idiot, who would think such a fact haha
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Procreation was a mistake.
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>>98642738
Okay JIDF here. You are wrong and stupid probably a muslim too.
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>>98640781
I'm not worried, I have 8 years to get some pussy.
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>>98643189
Arabs who don't know they're being funded by Israelis to looks stupid to Westerners.

>>98643244
tl;dr
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>tfw threw up on a guy before he could take my virginity once
>tfw too awkward to ever try again
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>>98642972
>I don't even know what losing my virginity entails,
Penetration.
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>>98643308
out, slut.
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>>98639317
me too
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>>98643296

So you're saying the ENTIRE memri tv channel isn't in on the joke and doesn't know that Israel just happens to be funding them in some deep state affair? Come on now. Get your conspiracy theories together.
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>>98643244
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>>98639649
>Things that didn't happen
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>>98643244

I gotta do but I'm going to pull a Trump tactic and say that "polls are fake news, polls didn't get Hillary elected" and leave it at that.
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>>98643349
>virgin slut
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>>98643377
>you're saying the ENTIRE retarded memri tv channel doesn't realize that the majority of funding comes from Mossad, a spy agency that is amazing at hiding its influence from the public even in America?

Yes, you retard.
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>>98643377
MEMRI isn't an actual TV channel, it's a service that translates existing media from the Middle East. The conspiracy is that it's founded and primarily operated by American/Israeli Jews who only translate things that make them look silly or violent.
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>>98643439
Correct, you are a slut while still technically being a virgin, congratulations. Out.
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>>98643475
How is that possible
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>>98643459

Again, get your conspiracy theories in line before you shitpost.
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>>98643522
You placed yourself in the position to have promiscuous sex, therefore you are a slut.
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>>98643570
But i didn't have ot
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>>98643128
Different anon but can't confirm. For me it's actually very similar to hard drugs, meaning no matter how good the sex was everything that happened after was so shitty it overshadowed all the good things.
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>>98643045
Well the whole point is that I don't know whether it would have worked. At the time I put a lot of emphasise on comparing the score, but now that I stopped counting random hoes that I've been with, the score doesn't matter to me anymore. I suppose it's a catch-22 because it mattered then and if I stayed with her it still would matter because I wouldn't be fucking anyone else.

There's a difference between "settling" and holding out for perfection. I'm pushing 40 now so I'm old enough there is no perfection in this world, just shit options and better options.
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>>98643343
do I need to be the one getting penetrated or the one penetrating?
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>>98639118
I only lost it at 20, 21 is still not that much of a stretch.
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>>98643473

For whom does it do the translating though? Just the west? I mean even then you can read between the lines. Them throwing shoes at each other is just acting. It's all a facade that the particular people are in on. It's like Fox News or something. Even if the translation was made to look funny they''re still throwing shoes at each other. It has to be an act. Because if it isn't that doesn't need translation. I could sit there and watch it and still laugh. I really hope that isn't how their news organizations conduct things normally.
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>>98643625
It wouldn't have worked: >>98642700
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Sex is just masturbation with a girls vagina instead of a hand.
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>>98643614
By having the desire, attempting to fulfill this desire and placing yourself in the position to fulfill it, you are a slut.
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>>98643553
still an Israeli scheme
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>>98643140
Depends on whether there's anyone else is in the room
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>>98641973
>be 25
>ended my 6 year spree of consistent weekly/monthly sex in february

Now i feel like a virgin loser. Shouldn't you reach a cap and just be happy? Why does this twisted world program us with this insatiability?
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>>98639371
same here *high fives*
>>98642434
no it doesnt, youre just butthurt and salty about being a virgin
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>>98643697

It's the love part that makes it special and THAT is the hard part. Finding a fuck slut is just 100 dollars away. Finding love? That's infinite money away. Get used to it. Gotta put a ring on it then the kids.
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>>98643697
you can't get your hand pregnant though

not yet at least
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>>98643625
If you've got money and some charisma you can still find a young qts to give you children (if that's what you want). No need to settle for the divorced roast-beef your age.
Go over to women forums and search for threads about fucking older men for motivation.
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>>98642789
>i eat steak regularly since my first time since age 14
>its not as lived up as it is, its just meat
>those who are involunatarily vegan arent missing much, its just meat
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>>98643708
>implying you don't have that desire
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>>98643761
>*action*
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>>98642287
>I'm one of the lest masculine men you can find
>I'm not doing anything that could make a woman feel like I'm expecting sex
>I don't know what it is about me women find so unappealing
Jesus fuck, is this the product of feminism induced single motherhood? It's so tragic, it reads like /pol/ bait.
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>>98643870
To be fucked by a man? Not exactly.
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>>98643896
>butthurt
:^)
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>>98643913
Sex
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>>98643924
Reddit
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>>98643926
Males in the active role can't be sluts, sorry. There's no shame attached to it.
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>>98643899

It hits too many notes on the nose to be real, but it is sad that dudes like that are out there.
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>>98643966
Seems hypocritical
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>have had 2 gfs at 24
>both in the past six months
>lost virginity to the first
>both were in their 30s
What does it meme
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>>98644031
Keys and locks.jpg
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>>98644064
You just seem a little angry
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>>98644031
Why?
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Its not even about insertion of benis I just want to cuddle and feel loved
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>>98644035
Raised by a single mother
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>>98644113
>woman has sex
>slut

>man has sex
>not slut
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>>98644166
Women and men are not the same.
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>>98644148
My parents divorced when i was 21, wrong again FrAud
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>>98644175
Activates the ol almonds
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>>98644035
A 24 year old dating someone in their 30s isn't that insane. The way I see it: as long as she's not old enough to be your mother - it's fine.
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>>98643050
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>>98644203
Just think about it this way: Would you prefer a boyfriend that was a virgin, or one with a bit of experience?
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>>98639010
I lost mine at 19
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>>98644228
who cares?
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>>98644255
>passion pit
official band for faggots in denial
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>>98639010
Never watch movies like this. You cast a hex on yourself if you do and haven't gotten laid.
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>>98644255

Stop making me depressed.
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>>98643050
>>98644255
Who here /patiently waiting for 1:1 vr with tactile input/
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When I was 16 years old I had a crush on a 14 year old freshman at the time, I tell my (at the time) friends about said crush and they think it's wrong and pedophilic that I would be attracted to a 14 year old when i was 16. Why are normies such infantile retards?
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>>98644348

Gothic architecture and ample mams. Can I save this picture?
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so what would be the best way to lose virginity if one is like a 28yo NEET living in parents basement?
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>>98644304
Probably the retard who thinks he's unique for dating a woman 6 years older than him.
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>>98644390
No
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>>98644348
Probably they all wanted to fuck her too
I knew a guy who was dating a 15 year old when he was 19, her sister found out, called the police and got him arrested, fucking crazy cunts
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>>98644404
Are you good looking? Work out and get a job. Are you ugly? Escort.
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>>98644472
damn thats a lot of work
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>>98644404
Go to a college town at 2am and try to abuse a passed out slut.
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>>98644290
Either
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>>98644348
O hey I recognize that place
I've creep shot there myself. Great spot, lots of tourists looking up completely unaware of their surroundings.
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>>98644559
Cologne?
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>>98644595
Topical...NOT.
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I lost mine at 16. Was a pizza faced nerd with shoulder length greasy hair in middle school. Got a cream for the zits, cut my hair a bit, colored it black, became Emo and majored in music in high school. Got laid almost instantly first year of high school, and the girl was really hot BUT turns out she was bipolar so the relationship ended really quickly.
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>>98643624
This. The pleasure itself is so fleeting and short lived compared to the neverending despair that is life. After you cum, that pleasure subsides and means nothing to you anymore. That same “meaningless” feeling you get after masturbating, no matter how “exciting” it must have felt while you were still horny.
The only part I really enjoy is when I see the woman I love get emotional during the act. It gives actual meaning to what is otherwise a mere biological release.
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Am I still a virgin if my dick has rubbed up against a bare vagina?
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i will always be a virgin
i was cursed with small dick syndrome
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>>98644595
Yep
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>>98644763
It'd be considered rape if you did it with a baby
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>>98644828
Why would that stop you from fucking? Honestly once they see your ding dong they're pot committed and it'll probably happen anyway.
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>>98639010
At the age of 27 I said fuck it, and fucked a prostitute.
I am 38 now and I have fucked over 200 whores.
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>>98644534
I know you're standards are low, that's why you're a slut, but what's your preference.
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Lost mine at 24 and havent had sex since. 28 now
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>>98644851
That's not the question I was asking
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>>98644828
Asians have sex all the time
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>>98644925
Not as much as Africans
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>>98644837
fucking scaffolding should be illegal
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>>98643962
>even more saltier butthurt
lol le virgin 4channer vs the chad redditor
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>>98639118
i lost mine when i was 16. its good knowing i know what teenage love is like
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>>98644828
I'm a 28yo touchless virgin and have a 19cm dick.
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>>98644936
Looks like Churchill missed a spot. Don't worry, there's 0% chance muslims will let that one stand.
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>>98639371
me too. Thank god I managed to calm my autism long enough to say yes when that qt 3.14 asked me out when I was 15.
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I've done everything except actual penetrative sex. I've been so close, yet so far.
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>>98644900
Virgin
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>>98643308
I think I love you fellow anon
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When I was young I was all kinds of anxious and depressed about it but now at 26 I feel about being a virgin more like if I used clamshell while others had smartphones.
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>>98645060
And you call me hypocrite lmao. Anyways point is all the virgin women I've spoken with want men that are able to lead the relationship, so they prefer men with sexual experience. That's why there's a "double standard", because men and women have different desires.
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>>98645187
Why
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>>98645352
You mirror my retardation and I went through something kinda like that minus the puke. It's pretty cathartic desu
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>>98639010
>mfw i could sleep with pretty much anyone if I actually put on my more muscle and learned how to socialise better but my depressing stops me

I'll beat it at some point
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>>98639010
>tfw virgin until married to some girl I met on tinder in under a month
>still married three years later

Did I do good tv?
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>>98645529
Do you love her and vise versa, friend? If so then I'd say yes you did good
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>23 year old khhv
>neet
>haven't taken a shower in 3 months
I am not going to make it bros, i was cursed with mentall illness and genes that make me look like Shrek.
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Go back to the virgin board you fucking losers.


>>>/r9k/
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>>98645580
We do that's not to say we've had some hard times.
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>>98642287
>4chan.org
>kc tier on reddit
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>>98645423
Th-thanks
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>>98639198
It'll help. It's helping me. Of course what REALLY helps also hurts just as bad. Thinking of yourself as wretched, low, and beyond help is easy. Realizing that you aren't pathetic and that you have the responsibility to be as good, as strong, as upright as you can be. Not only for yourself, but for anyone in your life who cares about you.

It's not that I can be a better person, it's that I have an obligation to be.
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>>98645529
I don't associate married people with apu
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>>98640781
How is this even REMOTELY possible holy shit
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ITT: incels
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>>98646102

Hey now. I admitted to be a lazy asshole. I don't blame women for my troubles. I just blame myself on not caring about relationships and all the bullshit that goes with them. I grew up during a shitty marriage. I know I would not be a good husband and I expect my wife to probably not a be a good wife. Humans are humans. I'd rather not produce a child in such circumstances.
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>>98639010
>/tv/ - Television & Film
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>>98645718
Let me guess, she cheated on you?
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>>98641983
Verbally bully women you want to fuck. Imagine you're back in primary/elementary school
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>>98646282

Better than a Sneed or BLACKED thread. At least topics were discussed in a fairly decent discourse.
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>>98646489
No I mean we just argue over stupid shit you wouldn't even remember the next day.
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>>98645423
Wanna lose pur virginities together?
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>tfw kisless hugless virgin
>even people on wizchan are more alpha than me
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>>98639701
This one is actually unbelievable. I would have serious doubts if even a 15 year old girl told me she was a virgin.
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>>98641200
lie motherfucker
lie like your life depends on it
come up with past experiences
but don't you fucking tell the truth you mongoloid
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>>98646676
Probably because you blogpost in /tv/ about no puss puss, /r9k/ tier failed normalfag.
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>>98643030
This. Sneed just doesn’t get it .

t.Chuck
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>>98639277
Literally me

I found one, she's 16 and I'm 22. We lost our virginities to each other 4 months ago and it's pure love and magic, guys. I flew to Australia from the US to see her, met her parents and everything even. She's moving to the US when she's 18 and we're going to go into the wilderness together and live off the land.

She's amazing and loyal and beautiful and we're going to spend our lives together.

The cure to your depression and pain is to find a virgin gf.
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>>98646959
I really suck at telling lies like that, like once I lied when I got asked if I have a gf and I said yes but then they asked me what her name is and I was like "uuuuuuh" and fucked it up.
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>>98646676
>even people on wizchan are more alpha than me
Literally not possible. These were idiots who got bullied by Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkesian and became responsible for both women being able to scam idiot whiteknights out of money for sympathy.
That's like being a nazi and accidentally genociding white people while increasing birth rates for every other ethnicity
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>>98639277
I never understood the infatuation guys have for teen girls, i've always wanted to fuck 60+ year old women that play golf with their husbands with the short hair and big asses, they have tighter pussies.
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>>98647163
>and became responsible for both women being able to scam idiot whiteknights out of money for sympathy.
Except this was never the case? Where the fuck do you get your information from?
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>>98647151
yikes
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>>98647182
>they have tighter pussies.

Is this true or is this guy memeing?

Also where do I meet mature milfs?
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>>98639010
Hollywood has produced some BIZZARE shit over the years. But 40! whole DAYS without SEX?! Come one man. NOBODY can do that!
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I'd rather stay single than get into another relationship where my partner barely put any effort in.
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>tfw incel meme is mainstream
One day you'll find the right girl but once you tell her that you never had sex, she will assume that you're just one of those creepy incels that the news talks about about and make a blog on reddit about how creepy you are. There is a deadline for losing your virginity and if you go pass it, the normies will cast you out of all their social circles because the news told them to do it.
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>>98647407
>she will assume that you're just one of those creepy incels

I mean, she won't be wrong.
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>>98647407
Or you meet someone who doesn't care. Met my first girlfriend at 22, she didn't care. She was 22 also. Although, she had only had sex one time in her life.
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>>98647231
>Is this true or is this guy memeing
I was with one and she would squeeze her vagina around my dick like a vice grip, had to tell her to relax because she was doing it on purpose.
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>>98644031
women are the gatekeepers of sex, they have to accept a man and the man has to impress her. Because of this it's far easier for a woman to get sex than a man, it requires no effort. For a man to get sex he has to work for it and even if he does he could still be denied.

So if a woman just opens her legs for anyone, she's easy; if a man is able to fuck lots of women, he's skilled.
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>>98647407
Considering she’d be between 10 and 15, she wouldn’t be wrong.
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>>98647458
not losing your virginity only matters once you hit like 24-25, at that point you should be adjusted enough to adult life that something like relationships should be normal and expected. 22 is still solidly college aged and you have plenty of chances at interaction barring extreme cases or 'tism.
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>>98645479
Putting on muscle might help your depression. I'm chronically depressed and I started going to the gym 3 months ago, nothing in my life has helped as much.
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>>98640781
gonna star the remake with less hair tho
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>>98645529
just wait till she cheats on you, divorces you, takes half your shit and the courts order you to pay alimony
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>>98645672
jesus, nigger go take a fucking shower
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>>98647626
5 years here. If I had put 0.1% of the effort and time into actually socializing and talking to girls instead of beating around the bush trying to improve myself I'd probably have a much richer social life. Still better than nothing tho, at least I get to see and talk to other people in person most days, which didn't happen before I started lifting.
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>>98639010
>lose virge at 15
>cant relate with over 20 year old virgins
>cant connect with 4chan demographic
>why am I here
>stuck here forever
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>>98647151
where how
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>>98647567
>not losing your virginity only matters once you hit like 24-25
It doesn't matter at all if you've never had a relationship. Losing your virginity doesn't even matter if you're unable to form relationships in the first place. It's actually pretty easy to get laid but you have to lie if you're a loser, once the girl finds out she's already been fucked and you can tell her to get lost.
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>>98642824
I gave up one day when I was 20 years old. For some reason I got laid on the same day.
Going to a party without giving a fuck and the magic absence of insecurity from that day definitely helped. Still, didn't expect it.
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>>98645929
No problem <3

>>98646628
s-sure..




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