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>the only one we really want and that’s a good thing
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Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUWq_aBiE_s
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leftist ruin everything
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What we? Stop fucking including me in your We’s you fucking kikes
WE want NEW stories FRESH characters CLASSICAL mythology
Not SUBVERSION DIVERSITY AND ANTICAPTIALIST IDEALS
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>>98641630
>boomer humor
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that Donald Glover is so hot right now
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>>98641576

i really hate humans
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>>98641576
>Han Solo? We want Lando!
Wasn't that exactly what 4chan was complaining
about when they announced the Han Solo thing?

But yeah, it's onions cuck leftist feminism.

Just stop watching Star Wars films. Stop giving a shit about them. It's not like you're missing out anyway.
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>>98641576
stop searching for articles from no name literal who blogs just to be outraged at
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>>98641833
You sure showed them
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>>98641833
Lando would have been an interesting way to open up the story. Focusing on solo is restrictive and destructive
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>>98641701
He wouldn't jump out of his chair like that if he were really shot. Do you ever think special effects guys watch gore/rekt to accurately replicate the real thing?
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Literally nobody wants this apart from (((journalists))) and basedboys

Give us Ewan McGregor obi wan film franchise probably the only thing that could salvage Kathleen Kennedy wars
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>We
You mean (You) bitch
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I don't hate the idea of a Lando movie. These spin-offs really shouldn't get any closer to the core OT cast than that.
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>>98641576

oh a standalone movie about a minor character is what we want. We also want greedo and admiral ackbar movies.
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>>98641668
WEll then u be rACiss n shiet, white boi.
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>>98641981
Id rather have episode 9 retcon all of the disney wars trilogy
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>>98641576
I fucking LOVE Donald Glover
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>>98641576
how do you even find this article? teresa jusino writes for the Mary Sue and is a fat dyke lesbian engaged to
>a polygamous queer jewess
who by the looks of it is a mentally ill man.
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>>98641630
Literally any 4/4 120 bpm song will sync up.
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>>98642479
So cool dude. How did you learn such cool things? Like literally? Wow that’s something else
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SHEEEEEEEEEEIT
>smacks lips
DAS RITE
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>>98641914
I never paid attention before but now that you pointed it out, his reaction/fall is so fake looking I kek'd. irl he'd just slump over and probably still be seated.
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>>98641914
no, they're too faggy to do it
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>>98642017
would it be about traps?
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>>98641576
Is she jewish or just best goy
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>>98642623
>sure is nice being paid to sit here with a bag on my head
>think of all the heroin i can buy with the money i get today
>even stealing didnt get me this much
BANG
>oh shit, uhh, what was I supposed to do?
>oh yeah, fall over dead
Gets up, falls over
>perfect scene
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>>98641833
Neither movie should be made, but if we had to pick one, Lando would be the one to choose. Solo isn't supposed to lead an interesting life, because it makes his character development irrelevant.
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>>98642211
DONG LOVER!
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>The only one we want
No, that'll ruin the character, much like a Boba Fett movie would. Giving excessive backstory on minor flavour characters is always a horrible idea. What's next a standalone movie featuring the mighty Poof?
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>>98642653
She's an out of touch Hollywood exec in a sea of out of touch Hollywood execs. Stop obsessing over Jews.
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>>98642211
dOnT yOu MeAn ChIlDiSh GaMbInO yOu RaCiSt BiGoT?!!?@?
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>>98642743
i want a movie about the techno union
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>>98642747
>She's an out of touch Hollywood exec in a sea of out of touch Hollywood execs.
So, she's surrounded by jews?
>Stop obsessing over Jews
[hand rubbing intensifies]
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>>98642743
Giving minor characters depth is not bad. The problem is choosing a character that is experiencing rapid character growth and development (like Solo) and giving him excessive backstory that it conflicts with that character development.
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>>98642747
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>>98641576
I don't hate Donald Glover but the fact that he's getting shilled so blatantly is really off-putting
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And that's a good thing.
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>>98642211
dong lover lad
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>>98642211
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>>98641833
Nope, never wanted spin off movies to begin with
>b-but stop saying meanies about feminism!
Unironically kill yourself.
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>>98641576
>women pretending that they like Star Wars

Cringe
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>>98641926
screencapped
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Based Porkins will never get his own spinoff
:I
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>>98642017
what do we want from star wars?
I certainly don't want endless epic trilogies, but I don't even like SW that much.
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>>98641576
>What about a Lando movie
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>>98641630

All these meme videos had made me forget how fucking bad the original is until I heard it again today.
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>>98641576
>the only one we really want
ie. We don't like Star Wars
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>>98642773
I want a movie - 2 movies, even - about Ewoks.
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>>98643213
i hate him because he's just so whiny and faggotish
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>>98642479
Wow, dude.
You must feel like a retard for not getting those 10's of millions views and capitalizing off this then.
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by now it should be obvious that Kathleen gets BLACKED on a weekly basis. this cunt is just constantly drooling for nigdick. disgusting piece of shit.
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>>98644425
yeah miss his point and start projecting
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>>98644486
>be white woman
>have powerful position
>millions of dollars
>getting rough fucked by black cock whenever she wants
>laugh at incels complaining about your multi-billion dollar movie empire
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>>Glover said that he thinks of reality as a program and his talent as hacking the code: “I learn fast—I figured out the algorithm.” Grasping the machine’s logic had risks. “When people become depressed and kill themselves, it’s because all they see is the algorithm, the loop,” he said. But it was also exhilarating. When he was ten, he said, “I realized, if I want to be good at P.E., I have to be good at basketball. So I went home and shot baskets in our driveway for six hours, until my mother called me in. The next day, I was good enough that you wouldn’t notice I was bad. And I realized my superpower.” During a lunch break on set one day, in the gym of a Baptist church, I had watched Glover play 21 against five crew members. He made three long jumpers, then began charging the lane to launch Steph Curry-style runners—stylish, ineffective forays facilitated by the crew’s reluctance to play tough D. “It sounds like I’m sucking my own dick—‘Oh, he thinks he’s great at everything,’ ” he said now, leaning forward. “But what if you had that power?”
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>>98644564
please be fake
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>>98641576
Sooo, essentially what's being said is that we want a movie where the mc is a black con artist. Fuck, aren't there enough in your own city?
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>>98644694
>>98644564
No, this dumb groid really is that dumb




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