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>"Holt was once a circus star but he went off to war and when he returned, it had terribly altered him. Circus owner Max Medici (Danny DeVito) hires him to take care of Dumbo, a newborn elephant whose oversized ears make him the laughing stock of the struggling circus troupe. But when Holt's children discover that Dumbo can fly, entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton), and aerial artist Colette Marchant (Eva Green) swoop in to make the little elephant a star."

New Dumbo movie will be a new story for the famous elephant. While the original movie did show Dumbo as a "laughing stock," it didn't actually show Dumbo proving everyone wrong by flying until the third act of the movie. Based on information from CinemaCon in April, the new Dumbo will feature the elephant flying towards the beginning of the movie, and then follow what happens to him after he gains this talent.

>https://youtu.be/-QPdRfqTnt4
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Finally something that won't be just cash grabbing remake.
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>>99804792
Nice meme
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so it's just taking the only part of dumbo anyone remembers and sticking it at the front
basically it's the equivalent of remaking a new hope only it's entirely death star trench run
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>no nigger crows
>eva green NOT showing her tits
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I want Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhand buddy movie.
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>>99804688
>original movie is about baby elephant
>remake makes it about humans instead

BRAVO DISNEY
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>>99804688
>It's an action flick now
Yeah cool dude
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Depression expected
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Is Dumbo male or female? I hope it's her and voiced by Taylor Swift
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>>99805132
Are you that fucking dumb?
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Will we get to see the beast fuck Eva Green?
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looks like shit
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>Tim Burton

hasn't made a good film in a decade, why is he still getting hired?
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>March 29
They should have gone for Valentine's week
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>>99804688
>humans at center stage now
They can't do anything right, can they?
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>>99804792
>won't be
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>>99804688
holy shit, Tim Burton is finally working with Michael Keaton again? What's it been, like 26 years?
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>>99804890
Pretty legit. But since it's Burton I imagine the film will be awkward garbage like Charlie and the Chocolate Faggotry
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>>99804688
2019 and they don't know how to CGI. It looks so fake, it hurts
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>>99804688
CGI is really bad. Burton is great though. Alice in Wonderland is still the greatest live action Disney remake
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>>99804688
Instead of making a live action Hercules movie, Disney makes Dumbo.... Okay then....
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>>99806736
Proper Hercules would have to be R rated.
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>>99804869
You shouldn't. Burton has lost all his creativity (probably from thinking he didn't need the people that actually were creative around him anymore). He lost it after Sleepy Hollow.
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>>99806767
Hercule is not Kratos
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>>99806881

Cast Kratos

inb4 idris Elba
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>>99806881
Hercule Poirot?
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>>99804688
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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>>99804688
Is it going to be a sarcastic, cynical Dumbo movie? Is it going to be a message about abuse and the importance of looking out for your gifts, or is it going to be about a circus owner written for Johnny Depp who makes bad decisions
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How can we fix Tim?
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>>99807000
Johnny Depp is a blacklisted heroin addict. You want see anymore Depp and Burton flicks.
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>>99806881
Hercules killed his own wife and children.
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>>99807030
Yeah but Tim Burton will be writing roles for his butt buddy muse for the rest of his life regardless of who gets castes
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the trailer looks unironically good, great production. I'm almost certain it will be a mess though.
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>>99804688
>"Dumbo” expands on the beloved classic story where differences are celebrated
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Will there be pink elephants though?
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>>99809814
Hip hop dubstep remix of the song.
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>>99809865
And it's about weed instead of alcohol.
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>>99804894

this pisses me off. dumbo carries the original film flawlessly instead they are turning him into a prop for the human characters.
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I fucking love elephants
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As an animation fan, I feel like I'm ideologically opposed to the idea of Disney making live-action versions of their classic animated movies, since it feels like it sends a message that animation is somehow "less legitimate" than live action, even though the animated movies have etched themselves further into the public consciousness than these remakes ever will (I feel the same about Western remakes of anime properties). There are things that are suited to animation, and there are things that are suited to live action. With CGI suddenly we're in a world where they think they can port those things over successfully, despite the unreal nature of CGI still hampering those efforts.

With this movie it shows the idea is running out of steam, that remaking these movies isn't really all that tenable. A movie that is EXCLUSIVELY talking animals has to have people shoehorned into it to carry the narrative now. A baby elephant flying with its wings is still too cartoony a concept to work in live action, CGI or not. Burton can do a lot with his sort of "magical realism" style, so maybe he can pull it off, he's at least a good pick to take a stab at it (I had no idea he was involved until this teaser), but still, I seriously have my doubts.
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I'm sure this'll go well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws
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>>99804688
>expect shitskins singing
>it's the actual trailer
well played
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>>99804688
Are the crows going to be white?
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>>99804688
Cast the inevitable live action remake
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>>99811624
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>>99811624
I'll forgive Burton a lot if this is how the remake ends.
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>>99811624
Damn, took a lot of bullets. Imagine if it was a full grown African bull with its tusks
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>>99811624
I wish revenge for every captive elephant
https://gfycat.com
/DamagedTallHummingbird

https://gfycat.com
/IdleNearAcornbarnacle

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d3_1396561526
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>>99804890
DELET
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>>99805300
that nigga dead
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>>99811624
never got so angry in a minute before
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>>99805163
Eva green is kinky enough to have done that also. Who knows
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>woman singing slowly and eerily during the trailer

I wish this trend would stop
they do it all the time in video games too
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>>99804688
>New Dumbo movie will be a new story for the famous elephant. While the original movie did show Dumbo as a "laughing stock," it didn't actually show Dumbo proving everyone wrong by flying until the third act of the movie. Based on information from CinemaCon in April, the new Dumbo will feature the elephant flying towards the beginning of the movie, and then follow what happens to him after he gains this talent.
Way to fucking miss the point.
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>>99813384
elephants are the assholes of nature
some of the most aggressive and violent animals in the wild

they do not deserve protection, they only deserve extinction
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>>99814922
t. incel
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>>99805712
>Alice in Wonderland is still the greatest live action Disney remake
Alice in Wonderland is unwatchable. Jungle Book is the only one that I don't have to leave the room whenever it's on, and it's still inferior to the cartoon. Cinderella has some abrasive edges, and would be the best if those were filed out.
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>>99804890
>did I ever tell you the story about darth Dumbo the wise?
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>>99806736
Just be glad that Disney isn't fucking over Hercules
and isn't fucking up Greek Mythology as a whole.
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>>99815014
>They make a live action Herc movie
>They use accurate Greek music instead of a sassy black gospel choir.
It'll be the worst.
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>>99804792
Based Disney mom
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I can already tell this movie will bomb
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>>99815275
Good point
the first Hercules was bad enough
but I guess maybe if the writers aren't retarded they may actually make something that is accurate
but I seriously doubt that would happen
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>>99815648
>the first Hercules was bad
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>>99804688
this looks incredibly shitty and not even cute. have they actually done tests with children to see whether they like the design?
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>>99814747
feel you but yet fuck off anyway

Tim Burton and Danny Elfman literally invented the eerie slow female singing soundtrack so they can still use it.

>>99814922
You are just another shithead who takes a webm of a trampling elephant and uses it to condemm an entire species like the same jackholes who take a black people fighting webm and use it to justify slavery.
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>>99811624
And I bet they wasted the meat. Fucking publicly educated americans are the worse.
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>>99815702
I don't think the movie is bad
but the way it portrays Greek Mythology is just horrible
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>>99815648
Who the fuck thinks the best Disney movie of all time is bad? Nigga I will rape you to death
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>>99816505
see
>>99816455
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>>99805712
Burton is a hack
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>>99804688

Good fucking god this is monstrous. It's up there with the Alita live action horror show.

>the new Dumbo will feature the elephant flying towards the beginning of the movie, and then follow what happens to him after he gains this talent.

So it undercuts the central point of the original? I'm not really against moving the story along, it just seems they might stumble on having an arc for the movie. Even worse if it's like other anons imply and the elephant is just a plot device for human drama.
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>>99811624

AVENGE ME

>peta video

Oh wait nevermind it's funded by people who would kill every pet, livestock and working animal in existence and throw ecosystems out of balance because they're luddite twats.
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>>99811624
Never liked circus when I grew older cause I knew most of the animals weren't treated very well. HOWEVER the people in the comments of that video are fucking stupid.
>Why didn't they just tranq her ;(
>OMG DID THEY NEED TO SHOOT SO MANY TIMES
I don't think these idiots get how fucking thick a Elephants Hide is. Its a sad video and I feel bad for the elephant but god people are dumb
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>>99812499
Chip: Chris Pine
Dale: Sean William Scott
Gadget: Taylor Swift
Monterey Jack: The Rock
Zipper: Andy Serkis
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Fuck me that actually looks nice. At least visually it's well done.
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>>99806736
um sweetie
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>>99805712
Are you retarded?
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>>99817587
literally perfect casting
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>>99815013
lol
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Elephants can't fly
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>>99809814
Pink elephants in trailer. Might be good
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>>99806881
Speaking of Kratos
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>>99818947
>Pacific Rim 2 director
>nuGod of War walk my son simulator
>Starring Batista
lmao fucking do it that will bomb hard as fuck
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>>99804688
>Keaton

Burton can't help himself, right?
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>>99818947
>We want Hercules but he asks for too many drachmas
>I gotchu οιkογένεια
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>>99804688
>Burton with DeVito and Michael Keaton again
>Making Dumbkino
das it mane
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>>99811624
>that nigga trying to fucking hold a gate closed FROM A FUCKING ELEPHANT
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>>99811624
>keep elephants in the wild so niggers can kill them instead!
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>>99813222
I know right. What should I CC that can deal with elephants?
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>elephant movie
>not starring timothy olyphant

ONE JOB
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>>99820167
Animals are dumb sometimes. See how small cats scare the shit out of big dogs just by acting dominant, it's kinda like that. That elephant had probably been subservient all its life because it knew it would get beat if it didnt cooperate.
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>>99814922
kys street shitter
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>>99804890
>heffalumps and woozles
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>>99804688
>recommendations
what the fuck
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>>99804890
You look like a GOOD Dumbo.
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>>99811624
DOWN WITH PAGAN MIN
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>>99804894
The curse of the live action adaptation strikes again
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>>99804890
HA HA HA IT'S A GIRAFFE
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Will it have the nigger crows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrXZpSVUY3k
music video unrelated, but it has similar looking crows in it so I'm posting it
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>>99804688
wow a pseudo creepy version that will look nice but be soulless and boring. bravo burton
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>>99815013
nice
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>>99804688
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BASED RAT BOY? WHERE ARE THE CROW NIGGAS? WHY I'M LOOKING TOSE STUPID KIDS AND THEIR RETARD FATHER?? THIS IS FUCKING SHIT!!! TIM BURTON IS A FUCKING HAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>99805300
Was that Bane?




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