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do you ever watch movies on mute?
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only silent films
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>>99818444
prrrp
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>>99818444
too much ass, not interested
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>>99818509
Low test
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>>99818444
No but I do listen to movies without actually watching.
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>>99818444
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>>99818509
t. fag irishman

the only nigger race that isn't into ass
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>>99818444
who is this brap goddess?
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what do girls butts smell like?
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>>99818444
Most porn, only exception being classic Italian porn that has classical music playing and minimal dirty talk
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>>99818604
>>99818540
oh yeah that means so much coming from a couple of fart fetish loving ass lickers. Did you know the the average womans ass has over 5 million particles of shit? And that when you eat ass, you're quite literally eating her feces? ARE YOU EVEN AWARE OF THAT!?
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>>99818444
BRAPP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nogk7Ox-3E0
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>>99818650
strawberries if they're white or cocoa butter if they're black
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>>99818703
>u will never smell that brap
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>>99818509
Not like your twizzler could penetrate it
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>>99818656
Dude stop. I can only get so erect.
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>>99818444
hummmmmmm yeeeaaah thats goood yeeeeaaah oh huuunnnnnnnnggg yeeah
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>>99818656
>not liking scat
pleb
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>>99818650

Lilacs and gooseberries
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>>99818444
Man, /tv/ just depresses people. I'm out
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>>99818798

see ya tomorrow
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>>99818744
makes little sense since standard twizzlers are 8" long
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>>99818821
Hey thanks bill, i'll see ya tomorrow
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>>99818831
god i wish that were me
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>>99818831
what's it like to have a girl like you enough to ride your dick like this bros? A-asking for a friend ( ._.)
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>>99818848
The guy or the girl??
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>>99818831
Sauce
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>>99818444
>*SNIFF*
>Yep
>This one's going in my brap compilation
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>>99818656
Good thing pussy is so much cleaner.
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>>99818509
literally gay
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>>99818887
tf is wrong with you, I wish I was the girl of course
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D-does it look soft to to-touch?
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>>99818655

me too , i watch porn on mute and play classical music.
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>>99818831
sauce me up senpai
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>>99818831
name?
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>>99818656
not all ass connoisseurs like eating ass
eating ass is a meme
asscheeks are for squeezing, smacking, shaking, etc
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>>99818656
>Did you know the the average womans ass has over 5 million particles of shit?
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>>99818932
What is it about classical music that makes porn so much better? It's strange but it works
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>>99818941
>>99818938
>>99818891
Daisy Stone
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>>99818897
pussy is even worse, when a woman is on her period she doesn't just bleed, she sheds. All of her dead uterine lining, giant blood clots full of dead eggs. It makes me sick just thinking about it. Oh and women can fart from their pussies too, so you know...enjoy that
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>>99818827
Yeah, but they're thin and weak. they just get stuck at the point of entry, then bend double on themselves.
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>>99818444
>movies on mute
Everything goes mute once i burry my head between those cheeks.
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>>99818656
t. so᠍yboy
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>>99818694
nice foot
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>>99818969
its relaxing
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>>99818982
Yeah i know, i was being sarcastic because you just sperged the fuck out about people liking ass when pussy really is not much cleaner so it makes no difference.
Maybe you're just better off staying a virgin if it bothers you so much.
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>>99818982
>giant blood clots full of dead eggs
you literal homos are fucking retarded
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>>99818982
So? Vomit comes out of a mouth. Is that why you’ve never kissed a girl?
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What's it feel like to fuck a girl with a big ass /tv/?
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>>99818982
>giant blood clots full of dead eggs

wew
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>>99819049
I wish I could go back in time and un-fuck all the roasties I went through in high school and college. I'm just saying, women are disgusting.
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>>99819089
It's great, it's why you're on earth
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>>99818874
>>99819089
wish I knew brehs
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>>99819089
salty milk and sandy coins
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>>99819089
hot, heavy, cushiony, stinky
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>>99819110
>>99819051
Any proof otherwise? No, you don't have any proof so shut the fuck up and listen. I'm telling you, it's a common medical fact
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>>99818444
I watch sports games on mute, it's kinda soothing
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>>99818969

im not sure but early Mozart symphonies seem to go perfect with lesbian scenes.
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>>99819089
its nice and soft lad you should try it some time
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>>99819151
>Any proof otherwise?
>I'm telling you, it's a common medical fact
>women are shedding eggs like crazy during their period
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>>99818831
>white dick
And I'm instantly soft.
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>>99819089
it feel really good

i miss it :{
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>>99819178
pls stop, I can't take it anymore
>you should try it some time
h-haha yeah I'll just go down to the women with big ass store and try it out
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>>99819118
I'm sure they'd want that to happen too
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>>99819213
you've been here too long
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>>99819213
kys incel
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>>99818444
Who is this?
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>>99819207
WHO DIS WHITE BITCH?!?!?!
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>>99819249
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>>99818444
No, it's annoying, and that ass is fat and flabby even with tight jeans, take that and is all cottage cheese
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I first watched Road Warrior on mute on a boat. Understood everything perfectly. One of the things I love about the film, the visual storytelling is fantastic.

Also brap etc.
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>>99819213
You mean softer.
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>>99819207
sauce now
please
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>>99818650
Cocaine
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>>99819270
>>99819298
jackie stevens
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>>99819178
name?
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>>99818982
>blood clots
lul i remember once i got one of those on my dick and the girl grabbed it fast like to not see it..

man those sheets were like from a crime scene
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>people fap with the sound on
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>>99819178
S A U C E
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>>99818650
cocaine and wine
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>>99818444
>>99818694
I know i cant ever have intercourse with a woman, but just for once in my life i would love to have a woman to sit on my face just to feel what its like.
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>>99818444
No, but I do play videogames entirely without sound.
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>>99819377
>not getting off to the sound of a pure white woman saying how much she loves big black cock
you sound like a homo
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The other night I watched Harakiri/Seppuku (1962) on mute with ambient music, mainly basinski playing.

I had been drinking bourbon for a few hours and it was certainly a vivid experience. It helps that it was a subtitled film and also so visually striking.
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>>99819455
Zishy, right? FUUUUCKING hot
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>>99819426
good movie
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>>99819399
>>99819455
Lanie Morgan
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>>99819231
one day you'll make it lad im sure of it
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>>99819178
tell me who she is before the thread dies aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>99819089
It's the fuckin best. Careful you don't end up a father.
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>>99819346
>>99819379
>>99819530
Lillias White
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>>99818650
butt
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best thread on /tv/
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>>99819604
God I wish that was me, but with a gf(male)
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Last night I held my wife down as she giggled for a “brapper pinkening” where I spanked her for a couple minutes. She has a championship brapper, BDH class.
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>>99819016
How'd you get that unfiltered?
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>>99818650
Erotic, I assume.
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>>99818444
>do you ever watch movies on mute?

Just Two Broke Girls
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>>99819249
her brother shoots most of her vids according to her youtube interview.
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>>99819738
did they
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I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>99819777
Pretty much this. A masturbator, as great as they are, can only do so much.
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>>99819733
the girl on the right has a better brapper in my opinion. Skinny with a nice round apple bottom like Sasha Grey.
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>>99819762
might very well have
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>>99818444
>women like this have tried pants like this and put them back on the shelf
Brb, going to every local clothing store and sniffing the women's pants
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>>99818650
depends on when was the last time she showered. seasons also matter since people sweat more during summer and that makes ass really salty.
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>>99819777
Do you work out? Feels good to go on nofap and hit the gym and use that sexual frustration on some weights while improving your body. Afterwards you can come home and fap, then take a cold shower and you'll feel better.
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>>99818650
very pleasantly, I was quite surprised
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>>99818982
post-period pussy smells like death it makes me gag. no cunnilingus for at least a week after her period.
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>>99818509
Stop eating and drinking from plastic containers, cut down on dairy, exercise and grow some balls.
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>>99819777
based
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>>99819089
nothing will make you cum faster
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>>99818650
salty coins and milk
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>>99819870
Only half of that is true.
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>>99819377
these k-pop stars have no female shape at all
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>>99819213
ONIONS
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>>99818444
>/tv/ is finishe-
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>>99819962
Yeah, that shit is terrible
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>>99819870
I don't get why people keep saying that you feel great after some exercise. I always feel like shit during and after.
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>>99818444
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>>99820046
Faking it horribly?
>yes
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>>99818650
Garlic.
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>>99820106
>those fake nails
enough
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>>99818960
Eating ass/getting ass eaten is awesome
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>>99818960
butts are for sniffing, period
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this is a blue board shitheads, stop posting porn
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>>99819516
Sauce me up senpai
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>>99820056
You don't enjoy the pain you get from your recent muscle tears? Shit's heaven
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>>99820158

Take ur nasty porn somewhere else
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>>99820274
Not really. I just feel heavy, my teeth feel funny and everything is harder.
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>>99819545
>not changing you dna to get out of child support

It's like you want to be a cuck.
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reply to this post or a girl with big booty will shoot fat smelly braps into your nostrils
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>>99820294
Your teeth feel funny? Were you pulling a tire by rope with them?
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how is this thread still up?
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>>99820358
Based mod just deleted the offending posts and let the thread remain?
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>>99820358
>>99820446
this, based biased mod
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>>99820358
This is now a high test board
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>>99819089
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>>99820358
its a good one
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>>99818650
ass
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>>99819733
Patrician taste detected, dubs confirmed.
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>>99818509
t. irish paddy
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>see ass
>thinking about it for a second
>30 minutes later I end up on stufferdb
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>>99818650
If you're horny, it can smell like heaven
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>>99818694
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ass is for niggers. therefore this thread is full of niggers. fuck off niggers.
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how the fuck is this thread still alive?
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>>99820358
there's nothing wrong with the op
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You closet homos realize that girls don't like getting fucked in their ass right? Not even porn girls. Every times you see a girl getting railed in her ass it's because she's paid extra for it. You virgins realize this right? Right?
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>>99819207
>jackie stevens
those are some strong looking feet
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>>99818444
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>>99820699
Imagine being this much of a delusional incel
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>>99820158
sauce me up senpeezy
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>>99819777
based
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>>99818444
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>>99820650
mods became based. brap threads remain while /pol/bait, Reylo, and Sneedposters are on suicide watch.
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>>99818444
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>>99820736
>he cant instantly recognize alexis texas from her ass alone

pleb
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>>99819777
same

nice trips
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>>99818444
Booty music video featuring Jennifer Lopez and Iggy
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>>99820731
he's not wrong though
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>>99818694
who is this goddess?
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>>99820815
some girls like it

90+% of them hate it though yeah
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>>99820699
None of us here want to fuck them in the ass dude, if we wanted that we would fuck guys, brap is all about that fertile look and mean pussy game
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>>99820849
https://piknu.com/u/basedneiva
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>>99820644
>hes a tits guy
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>>99818650
Shit and sweat
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>>99820899
But I'm a face guy anon.
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>>99820943
she looks like she fucks niggers
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>>99820644
Imagine being so bitter you bring politics into porn
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>>99820943
that's even more virginal
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>>99819178
pls crush me with your thighs
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>>99820899
Tits are okay but the most important thing is the soul.
then the hips
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>>99820891
doesnt work anon
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>>99820943
Are you in middle school?
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>>99820943
>he's a face guy
oh, so a faggot?
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>>99819356
>man those sheets were like from a crime scene
Why, did you kill her?
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>>99820943
Faces are nice, Anon. Sometimes. Tits and ass are better tho
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>>99820358
>>99820446
>>99820471
>>99820483
wtf, I love /tv/ mods now!
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>>99820972
>>99821011
>>99821074
>>99821097
Don't bully him, niggers. I know your women are fucking ugly but thats no reason to not recognice other races are not as ugly as the underside of a car.
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>>99818650
literally shit
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>>99821131
>those little hairs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>99819084
most people dont vomit very often
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>>99821131
>this is what Moorish invaders saw as they occupied Southern Europe
>this is what Ghengis Khan saw as he slaughtered his way across Eastern Europe
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>>99821221
and.. that's a good thing?
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>>99821165
>porn thread
>faggot comes in with his persecution complex and politics
>apparently we're in the wrong for calling him a faggot
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>>99818649
What are these things
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>>99821306
smelloscopes
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>>99821221
>Ghengis Khan
>>99821221
>across Eastern Europe
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>>99818444
One of my fondest memories I have of my mother. The tv was in her bedroom/living room (complicated story) back then. Me and my two brother sneak in and put the VHS cassette of Star Wars IV in and put in on mute. Everytime our mother moved in her sleep we paused the movie and rushed out of the room. A few minutes later we silently go back in and continue to watch. This went on until the movie was finally over. Six years later, I´m finishing school and my mother tells me, she pretended to sleep just to mess with us.
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>>99820274
/fit/ fags are mentally ill
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>>99821454
most people here are too
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>>99821454
Get a load of the fairy. I bet you'd give up your entire family if someone tickled you
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>>99820699
>he's never had a girl let him put it in her ass for free
haha virgin
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>>99821454
>not feeling the greatest pleasure from dealing with internal and external struggles
this is why you lose in life anon.
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>>99821439
we are talking about ass here anon
so talk about your moms ass
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why did they make fun of zuckerberg?
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>all these smellfags talking about butts when feet exist
Why?
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>>99818509
gay or asian
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>>99818509
A true ass gentleman. I've had plenty of great asses and I can tell you from experience that one only looks good in jeans.
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>>99821221
Were they really that short?
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>>99821454
Sort your self out lad
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>>99818650
Like ass sweat, which tastes faintly like what her pussy will. Or like skin. I only eat ass in the shower or shortly after one.
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>>99818509
>>99821571
t. pádraig o'connaugh
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>>99818444
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>>99818694
That's Playboy tier shooping.
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>>99820358
Jannies are high test chads
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>>99818444
GOD I WANT THAT ON MY FACE
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>>99819377
It's pretty nice. Makes me cum faster when a girl has a sexy moan. You should try it when you move out of your parents house.
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>>99819392
>>99821749
>having pussy and asshole on your face
no thanks
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>>99819089
>Hadn't had sex in years
>Eventually hook up with old fling
>Like a 6/10 but easily a 9/10 ass
>She gets onto the bed and bends over
>Just go full into primal instincts mode
>Jump into bed eating her ass
>She's surprised clearly but goes with it
>Fuck hard and fast, barely make it 5 minutes
>Nut so hard when pulling out i hear the thud of the headboard where it landed like 6 feet away
>Nearly passed out afterwards
Nothing is better than a good ass anon
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>>99821821
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>>99820699
I don't care, what I like is the pose, just raming her from behind, i'm completely fine with just fucking her pussy.
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>>99821821
Oh no ! How will women ever recover?
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>>99819777

At least you have nice trips.
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only bad ones and I start dubbing them myself makin up shit
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Who are some good performers that sing and also act?
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>>99821910
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Really cute girls.
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ugh why are you guys such perverts??
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>>99818444
No. I want to hear th dialogue. The only of the only movie I ever watch is "what's my favorite genre." Without the dialogue, that scene has lost all artistic value and is reduced to vulgar, graphic perversion. Ah but with the dialogue in que, the scene commands your attention and grasps onto your soul. You are left demanding an answer "well what is her favorite genre damnit?!" Followed by introspection and wonder "what's my favorite genre" and what does it even mean to have a favorite genre at all?
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>>99822139
Ugh why are you such Faggot. Just enjoy dip or gtfoh
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Lads.
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>>99820699
You couldn't be more wrong. Most only do it to please their man but here and there you can find a woman that loves it from time to time. It's like head. Most hate doing it but will do it to please a guy just like most guys don't really like to eat pussy of women past a certain age/weight. But there are some that just love doing it. It gets them off getting you off.
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>>99819704
Same.
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Since this is an ass thread let me say this. Mia Malkova has a fake ass right? We all agree on that.
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>>99821679
t. Nigger
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>>99822233
2polish5me
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>>99821628
Fuck outta here Ken
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>>99821966
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>>99819151
It's just one fucking oocyte per period, you fag
Women have a limited number of eggs they're born with
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alice butt
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>>99822233
And she worked as nanny for a day job. Just imagine that.
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>>99822233
Holy shit, she's like a thicc Imogen Poots.
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Fertility.
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>>99822233
breh
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>>99818650
like arsehole
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>I will never fuck a girl
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>>99822337
get that gross shemale out of here faggot
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>>99822233
>>99822350
What's This Fertility Goddesses Name?
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>>99818444
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>>99822397
you will make love to one
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>>99822397
Have you tried rape
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>>99822409
>>99819564
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Time to breed.
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>>99822397
and you never will if you die so don't get any ideas you can beat it
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>>99822397
Good, at least you won't further pollute the gene pool
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>>99820943
THIS
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>>99822397
we can still dream tho can't we brother?
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>>99822502
Who is this?
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>>99822450
do you think alice will agree to be my gf??
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>>99822326
So do fish but you wouldn't eat a big mouthful of their eggs would you?
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>>99822484
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>>99822514
dunno 2bh, saw it posted on /int/ I think she's portuguese
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>>99822530
anything is possible if u believe in yourself
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Post fertility.
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>>99819777

the trips of truth
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I hate my life
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>>99822484
Imagine being Waffen SS Soldier with Heave Panzer division Das Reich, you walk into a village, and you find this illiterate peasant girl just waiting for you to take back home
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>>99822464
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>>99819089
Literally best thing ever, specially if in the foreplay you kiss and lick her asscheeks and anus and end cumming inside her rectum. Don't listen to those fags saying shit about the poop and stuff. Just go ahead and try it by yourself and confirm is the best thing evar
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Enji was born to be bred
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>mfw I've never felt the woman's touch and my vestibulocochlear nerve keeps deteriorating and in 4-5 months I'll loose ability to control my body
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>>99822628
dont say that anon
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>>99822665
Oh yeah for sure just stick your tongue into a roasties asshole, what could go wrong. The fucking degenerates in this thread man, I'm seriously going to lose it
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>>99822566
got any more?
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>>99821833
This. Had a similar experience
>pounding skinny gf
>flip her over
>sticks her ass in the air and curves spine to lay body flat
>go primal and start licking her pussy while holding her ass
>she starts yelling “fuck me”
>start pounding and grip hips hard
>ass slamming and slapping against my pelvis with loud slaps
>pull out and she looks back
>shoot a rope that hits her cheek while she’s watching
>completely coat her ass with jizz while she’s wiggling it
>almost passed out

It’s the real deal bruh
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>mfw thread is still up
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>>99822634
That would be horrible haha.
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>>99818509
funny, I was thinking just the opposite
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>>99822699
shes already old & dried up
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>>99822645
I like this pose what's it called?
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what does this remind you off?

the 90s? childhood?
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Honestly these pictures dont even do anything for me anymore, my mind already tells me none of them would be interested in me so im not even allowed to be aroused

Virginity literally changes your brain
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This thread is BASED
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i ate a girl's ass that had been in the southern heat all day without showering
it put me into a caveman trance where lust for pussy drove me mad until i nutted
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>>99822753
based
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>>99822774
Yes. I want to put a straw in it.
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imagine
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>>99818650
soap if you're lucky
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>>99822699
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alice pusy!
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>>99818444
Literally BEST thread this month
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>>99822784

Sniffing your girls pussy/bum after she’s had a jog/worked out is the best thing ever. You will shoot the biggest loads of your life
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>>99822774
Name?
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>>99822774
you know who this is?
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>>99822758
pedo reported
>>99822808
mmm
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>>99822784
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>>99822780
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>>99822818
based pusy poster
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>>99822780
You are not a virgin mate, you are a cuckold
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>>99822721
haha yeah I love sex which i totally have and can relate! Haha.
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>>99822715
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>>99822645
give me sauce on that image f a m?
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Thick.
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>>99822832
>>99822837
Riley Reid you plebs. Literally one of the most known pornstars and rappers out there
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>>99822862
I dont even care anymore
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>>99822818
she looks like that Princess girl from clips4sale, that always fucks her dad
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>>99821910
those fucking jugs man
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>>99822865
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Some janny's gonna lose his job over this thread lol.
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>>99822901
sad
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>>99822865
>>99822910
she cute
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>>99822910
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>are you sexually active, anon?
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>>99822898
not her
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>>99822951
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>>99822910
Looks like a fucking gipsy mate
>>99822961
For you
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>>99822961
n-no
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Any anons know how to get webm thumbnails to show the image, like pics/gifs?
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>>99822826
I've had enough experiences like that that I'm convinced that's some sort of primal evolutionary thing. Like cavemen would come back from hunting after their wives gathered food and it's just something deeply ingrained in the male brain via thousands of years of selective evolution
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>>99822930
based
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>>99822707
get an expensive prostitute
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>>99822979
yeah it is. Look at her back. Same tattoos. + this is always posted in her threads on gif and hc
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Milk.
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>>99822961
I had a female nurse touch my balls when I got a physical. That was the only time a female has touched me down there.
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>>99823000
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>>99818444
snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh
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>>99823035
I thought her tats were bigger
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>>99822714
>being this much of a massive faggot
wew lad
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>>99823056
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>>99818444
>>99823063
yes my queen
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>>99823068
where are the mods ffs
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>>99822802
I recognize that look!
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>>99823093
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>>99818444
Sometimes.
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>>99822856
>qt girls literally chose literal animals over you
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>>99823107
smile anon
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>>99822961
do you want me to be?
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>>99823162
They fuck blacks all the time
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>>99823131
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>>99823051
Do you think she knew?
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God I fucking hate 4chan sometimes
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Maybe someday ill meet a nice girl

somehow...
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>>99823214
well I told her I wasn't sexually active a minute ago so probably
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>>99823228
whats wrong anon??
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>>99822531
>so do fish
Literally no, they lay multiple eggs whereas in human females only one egg ovulates per period, twins happen because of either errors in the ovulation phase where two or more oocytes mature instead of only one, and therefore in the fertilization phase where two or more get fertilized, or because the embryo is split in two different ones later on
So you wouldn't be getting a mouthful of eggs, and neither would you be getting any egg, really, because it's basically dissolved in the shed uterine lining
Also fish eggs taste great
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>>99823237
someday...
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Do lesbians like brappers?
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>>99823237
We will all make it.
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*inhales*
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>>99823284
disgusting
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>>99823307
Do you have the full album of this? i remember seeing it a while ago but havent found it
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>>99823284
>>99823315
>vomittinganimegirl
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>>99822721
I've nailed my girl right in the eye twice when I busted. Sometimes it amazes me how strong an ejaculation can be. I wasn't trying to give her a facial or anything just wanted to nut on her body. I'm afraid I'll blind her one day
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>>99821620

Underrated, I am laughing but also crying because sad.
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>>99822746
Lana doesn't look like that anymore. Feels bad man.
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>>99818444
For kinos I really like I watch them 1) regular, 2) only sound, 3) only visuals.
After that I usually have a greater understanding how its been put together.
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>>99823268
Because these raging faggots seem to have mistaken /tv/ with /b/
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>>99823320
homosexual
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brehs
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*squelch*
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>>99823429
>that brown spec on her asscheek
I can't find a suitable vomit image to convey my disgust.
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>>99822707
this is really sad anon, hopefully you're just larping though
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>>99823315
ANON WANT MILKIES MOMMY! ANON WANT MILKIES RITE NOW!
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>>99823539
Say AHHH
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>>99823516
On a site where full-body scat, gore, CP, and other such things are prevalent, THAT grosses you out? You need to go back
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>this thread
https://youtu.be/rJu2njFgSN8
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Fuck you, janitor!
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haha I like butts haha so funny
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based twitch whore
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>>99823703
wew lad
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>>99823646
Good lord. If I lived in California I would walk around with a raging hard on all the time
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>>99823703
HassanChop
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>>99823703
what does this have to do with video games?
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>>99823676
hey me too!
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>>99823429
why is she wearing deadlift plug ?
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are jannies dead?
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>>99823646
what's the worst that could happen if i waited for her to stop at a crosswalk then i dropped to my knees grabbed her hips and pressed my face into her ass
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>>99823861
hhhhnnnnggg
ashley graham is a goddess
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>>99823831
yoda is there
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>>99823861
No, they're fags, and fags are gay, so they're literally being scared away from this thread by all the plump female buttock on display here, it violates their twisted homosexual value system
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>>99819089

I was a tits man too long in life and I do not know, I wish I got with some big ass girls before I got uglier.
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>>99823861
God I wish she ware my sister
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What does a kiss feel like
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MODS DELETE TUIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>99824001
>>99824175
two fucking gross slags especially the first one who is a sh*dm*n fangirl
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lol
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>>99824228
kys faggot
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>>99824210
Terrible to be honest
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>>99824501
why is she peeing when she's not on the toilet? That's gross!
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>>99824525
fag




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