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The whole theater laughed at the reveal.
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>>99834699
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>>99834699
imagine the knot on that thing
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>>99834699
That's a big cat
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Why? Fenris was a big dawg. Surprised he didn't eat Odin. Have Loki put a spell on it so it looks like a regular dog, sneak into the chamber then munch Odin. Almost like this happens in the mythology...
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>>99834699
America, Fuck Yeah!
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>>99834713
I
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>>99834736
>Fenris was a big dawg
....for you
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>>99834699

Fenrir a cute!

Cute!
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So stupid it was hilarious.
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The entirety of TLJ.
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>>99834699
>>99834871
why do retards think this movie was good
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>>99834826
>woman dies in real life
>keep scene in movie where she dies and gets resurrected with super powers
How is this not in bad taste?
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>>99834826
>>99834938
I don’t know where you guys are getting this, the movie was just boring.
Went with a friend who fell asleep during this and Solo. Unintentional hilarity would almost be a point in its favor.
Shit was just an unengaging snooze.
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>>99834969
>Star Wars
>Taste
Answering your own question my man
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>>99834724
this scene has some legitimate comedic elements though, I mean, pescis voice over literally goes 'OW!'
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>>99834826

i predicted the 4chan coke memes of this within miliseconds when at the cinema

i am getting exceedingly efficient at it

and after BR2049 and TLJ im not going to the theatre anymore. Full stop.
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I remember people laughing during that scene in WWZ when Brad Pitt locks himself in the disease room and theres that clicking zombie outside and the fucker just keeps on clicking loudly and the whole theatre just started laughing.
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>>99834699
The end of Buried.
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>>99834938
Most of it just pissed me off.

>>99834969
I don't get it either.

>>99835146
I swear fucking "Can you read my mind?" was the first thing that popped into my head when it happened. It was so poorly executed.
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>>99834790
M
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>>99835148
Please don't derail the thread with politics. Especially anything about British people.
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For me it's the school shooter dance from the OA. I can just imagine that whoever came up with it has an article of Medium about how "the day after Trump won the election I called my friend Toby. We were both crying...." blah blah blah anyway 5 friends get together in someone apt. and they do an interpretive dance "to heal" something about "just feeling" blah blah "we are powerful". You get the idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-klRc5wmE8

Same thing. I think the guy who wrote this is "Fucking Awesome!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw
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>>99835189
Fuck, really? I watched it on tv by myself and that ending kind of fucked with me. Then I switched to We Need To Talk About Kevin, because I thought it would be a little lighter. Fucking hell, that was a feels-y night.
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There was some scene in Rogue One where some people were standing right by a door and they needed to press a button to open something. One guy said he was gonna go for it and the moment he left cover he got shot and I had to try hard not to laugh because nobody else made a sound but it was so damn ridiculous and the timing was great I thought it had to be intentional.
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>>99834699
ALAN!

>>99835189
How? The whole film is very harrowing.
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>>99834969
Absolutely stupid
There was zero reason to bring her character back. They could have redone the scenes she was in
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>>99836390
He didn't fly so good
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>>99836458
Perhaps he's wondering why you'd have doctors and recreational areas on death camps.
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>>99836319
>that fat cunt who cant even run properly
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>>99836319
This is something a film student pitches and no one points out how stupid it is out of fear of being labeled a asshole.
The concept has promise but their dance saving the day is the stupidest thing, the dance can connect them but a more realistic act of heroism from one friend to save the others would have more impact.
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>>99834713
But it was supposed to be a bad strip tease dude, that’s literally the joke
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>>99836319
Good god I hope someone tries this shit in a mass shooting & gets Indy'd.
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>>99834826
Right I mean Carrie is dead why not use that. Like she dies and maybe fades away. Luke feels her death and that's what makes Luke decides to teach Rey.
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>>99836455
To do that you'd have to cut the entirety of of her last performance, not only as Leia but as an actress period.
Better to either just cut that whole scene entirely, or move it to much later, and leave her out there.
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>>99835146
>BR2049
stop fishing for (You) s
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>>99836319
What was that? How did K-pop dancing get involved? What?
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>>99836602

>bad

I unironically busted on off to this scene so many times
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>>99836319
>dance off bro! you and me
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>>99836319

This is played straight? It's not a comedy?
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basically all of /tv/s shitposts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufzNMqqKCi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxvyMiwhJWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGcTX1uDWAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2r_qjEHf7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlJgD4GuDVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqTR0DorSw
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>>99834957
one of the only marvel shitters that dared to break out of the formula ever so slightly
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>>99836319
What the fuck is the context here? They're trying to stop Columbine with bad synchronized dancing?

>>99836535
No one cared who I was until I put on the iron cross
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>>99834938
>unintentional
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>>99836319
Is this a dream sequence after one gets shot?
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OH NONONO
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>>99836791
the bitch who got shot spent the whole show telling them that dance had magic powers. she dies in the end
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A lot of things in this movie
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>>99836319
>sjw in a nutshell
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>>99835148
>only 585 signatures
lol no one gives a shit about some stupid brit who thinks he's above the law
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>>99836875
Sounds pretty funny.
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>>99836761
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqTR0DorSw
This will always be my favourite
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>>99836144
>>99836319
Words fail me
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Ending of The Mist.
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>>99836319
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>>99836852

this actually aged very well seeing how america now has a national problem of school shootings
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>>99836739
Thought exactly this
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OHH NOOO NONONONONO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tch7i67PHTk
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>>99834969
seriously, Star Wars died for me when Leia when SS2
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I laughed when all the actual valkyries died and laqueesha from the hood was left over.
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>>99837097
TWD always make me laugh but andrew lincoln is such a good actor I can't blame him
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>>99835228
A
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>>99836390
of all the scenes directed by a guy who raped a 13-year-old girl, this has to be the funniest.
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>>99837050
It hasnt at all it proposes that friendship can stop the shooter, and that the shooter is incompitent enough to stop and watch them dance off when in reality I think he would start shooting the first person to stand up.
Its a serious issue in america and this clip to me simplifies everything and wraps it up in a ending were friendship saves the day.
This is some of the good shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8syQeFtBKc
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>>99836319
>watch this entire show
>well acted and interesting, seems like it's going somewhere cool
>this is the ending
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>>99837163
G
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I'm starting to think that the people who write for these movies are perpetually coked out of their minds.
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>>99837050
Its from 2 years ago, the problem was already there.
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>>99836319
>blue collar everyman cafeteria cook goes full alpha, says fuck this shit I'm saving these kids
>saves the kids
>should rightfully be hailed as a hero
>they no doubt went to great lengths to show it was actually the fucking dancing that did it
I don't even have to watch this bullshit and I know how it goes.
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>>99836858
Love that webm where somebody that sounds just like Rich Evans starts laughing hysterically when this shit goes down.
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>>99837214
Agreed. I really liked where the OA was going, and then this. I wanted more Jason Isaccs trying to discover what happens after we die. Not teenage dance choreography. I have literally no idea what that was.
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>>99837236
I
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>>99837157
Is he really leaving the show? I really want to see what he can do with a good script. TWD is terrible, but fuck I love Andrew Lincoln.
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>>99837191
America is a fucking retarded country.
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>>99837478
And we're STILL the best. Think about that. What are the rest of you even doing?
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>>99836886
the fucking jap trying to type is great
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>>99837336
>I have literally no idea what that was
It was hack cop out 101
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>>99834699
what a waste of karl urban
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>>99837496
You stole all the money in the world in WW2 and have been riding that for decades. All your top scientists were born somewhere else, but were allured by the big money. But the money is running out, thats why the orange cheeto is trying to close all trade.
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>>99837478
You're the one posting fake images dumbass
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>>99836319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MFt08wEUOQ

>second result for "pumped up kicks" in youtube
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>>99837478
N-no it isn't...
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>>99836384
Pretty sure the Alan! scene was supposed to be hilarious.
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>>99836761
I believe that batman scene was an inside joke. It's all satire

Paying homage to the ridiculousness of batman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_B_n-Rbros

It's a high budget gag for Nolans own amusement. The same could be said about the entire movie series, those stupid voices the characters make are pure comedy.
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>>99837599
So you guys were busy losing the war that we won and stole all the good shit from you guys apparently?
How retarded of us, don't come calling when Russia takes half of easten europe if you eurofags are still running your mouth.
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>>99837649
He's not far off.
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>>99837781
Good one.
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>>99836455
They desperately wanted Leia to be the OT draw after killing off Han and Luke. She was going to be the link between the OT and the ST, because yeah, Leia is way more of a draw than Luke.
TLJ was just one big series of mistakes

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>>99837050
>now has
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>>99834714
This
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>>99834714
This but ironically
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>>99836144
Who directed these pieces of shit, Ben Affleck?
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>>99834714
Imagine it inside of you haha
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>>99837893
The biggest mistake being they had a fucking YEAR between Carrie's death & release to, at the very least, delete Luke's death scene, to correct her absence.
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>>99834714
Go away Adam
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>>99838223
Luke's death was done in post, it wasn't even scripted. Mark Hamill had no idea until he saw it happen on screen.
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>>99837365
N
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>>99835146
>2049
get a load of this bait
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>>99836319
This is so pretentious it hurts.
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>>99836384
this one fucking scared the hell outta me when I saw it the first time.

Surreal/dreamy shit haunts me.
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>>99838705
E
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>>99838663
Which makes Johnson even more retarded.
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>>99836761
Thanks anon
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>>99834699
I was the only person that laughed in the theater
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>>99836319
I thought they were going to turn into power rangers
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>>99837214
I was beyond mad
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>>99834699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhvzyjLEhHo
Probably this
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>>99834699
>lorica segmentata on shoulders
>not on torso
lol
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>>99839044
>How do we make the empire look really evil
>I've got it, make them actual space nazis
They've always been nazis but this is fucking stupid
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>>99837649
>bundle up
can smell the tears
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>>99839044
Yeah, that was terribly on the nose. It was almost offensive, really.
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>>99836572
hey be nice to phyllis
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>>99836739
unironically a better ending
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>>99839093
Me too but then these niggas just keep vogueing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJQSAiODqI
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>>99834699
The big doggo? Entire theater laughed? Hmmmm


I do wonder what other fantasies and lies are brewing in your head. I'm fascinated honestly, what compels someone like you to lie about something as trivial as this?
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>>99839240
The whole time watching that shitty clip, I was trying to force myself to like it just because Phyllis is in it.
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>>99836144
>>99836319
>This was written by grown men and women
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>>99839143
>>99839044
It's a fanfiction that a 14 year old POC would write and then 1 year later would go back and reread and think "God, what a overheated overwritten piece of crap. I hope it was hormones."
It's shameful to be written by grown ass adults who went to prestigious universities.
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>>99834699
Haven't seen this trainwreck. What is hilarious about that scene?
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>>99836319
Imagine this being your big break as an actor and having it be this pile of shit.
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Never watched Raganrok, but aren't Fenrir and Hela Loki's children?
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>>99834699
What reveal?
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>>99834699
is it real?!
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>>99839044
Everyone in the cinema laughed when kylo took off his mask.
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>>99837214
This. Very dissapointing ending.
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>>99839965
this
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>>99836319
god dam im glad I dropped this show after like 3 episodes
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>>99837050
>now
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>>99834724
Pesci gets his shit kicked in every scorsese movie. It's like a running joke on manlets.
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>>99836390
I like how they watch on in curiosity like "hmm I wonder where this is going" and don't actually react until he's halfway to the ground.
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>>99836319
>you will never get back the time you spent watching the OA
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>>99837173
underrated!
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>>99837365
N
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>>99834714
fag imagine the giant fortune cookie
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>>99837097
He always seemed like he was being a bully
>"Aaawww. Is the little baby gomma cryy?"
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>>99839130
It really could have been a good scene, but all that fucking CGI, and those fucking stupid facial expressions they all make
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>>99836144
>okay so he just walks through security. Ten second shot.
>ooooh, yeah about that. We could only get Colin Farrel for the part
>FUCK-K-K
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>>99836390
Dropped right into the bear cage
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>>99839965
One guy in my theater yelled out. "No! Put it back on."
Got a laugh from everyone.
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>>99834713
Post it
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>>99836319
how come it's only boys who do the thing?
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>>99836319
what's the name of this show
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>>99834699
What version of Photoshop is that?
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>>99837097
CAAAARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE
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>>99839965
>>99840408
>>99841843
The crowd laughed when i saw it as well. Nu wars was a mistake
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>>99839961

Sshhht!

It's no secret if the internet talks about it.
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>>99834699
that compositing is really awful
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>>99836319
I will never not laugh at this scene
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>>99834699
When Blackyrie was introduced
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>>99841953
OA

horrid horrid
tongue wagging
dirt worshipping
harlem shake
faggotry
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>>99839711
The horrible CGI and greenscreen.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBCeFJ66oRM

2000 was a different time.
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>>99836712
Samesies. The awkwardness made it hotter.
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>>99842404
i think the most jarring part of this scene was the mountain dew advertisement.
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>>99834713
>>99841888
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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This faggot in the right
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>>99842053
Kylo is the best villain of the decade. Prove me wrong.
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>>99842404
the fuck did I just watch?
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>>99843003
Gyno goblin was a mistake
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blurry as fuck. what were they thinking?
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>>99840691
holy fuck I need the source
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>>99836761
This line and how it's shot completely ruins the scene
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>>99842404
Hurts more to watch than that dance scene earlier in the thread. I'm actively puckering up all orifices.
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>>99839711
op being autistic.
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>>99842404
HOLY SHIT
YES
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>>99834871
fucking forced diversity in a comic based on Norse Mythology.
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>>99835089
That ends pretty quickly though. It's a hard scene to watch. I saw it for the first time when I was way too young and the way they just dumped the bodies into the open grave really disturbed me.
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>>99843916
It's intentionally irritating. Basically just an interpretation of Frodo's paranoia of Sam at that point.
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>>99834826
add when kylo ren reveals his face to the list
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whole theater laughed at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L2ooG_MX9E

shit movie btw
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>>99837478
poor people have higher obesity rates than rich people, because the cheapest food is often the worst for you
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>>99839965
>>99840408
>>99841843
>>99842053
>>99843216
>>99844310
indeed
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>>99837300
Absolutely no one believes the dancing did anything except the dancers. It’s purposefully vague if the 5 angelic movements are real or the main characters delusional cry for attention.
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>>99841843
He cute
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Dollarhyde spying on his girlfriend and cucking himself. Still kino.
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>>99839093
I honestly thought they were going to summon captain planet.
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>>99842404
>how do motorcycles work?
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>>99834699
THIS IS HOW WE WIN, FINN!
NOT BY KILLING THOSE WE HATE!
BUT BY SAVING THOSE THAT WE LOVE!
*rebel base explodes in the background*
*It's Always Sunny theme song starts playing*
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>>99842404
>giant fucking mountain dew and pepsi posters everywhere
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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>>99836319
>Someone tackled the shooter!
>Better finish my dance!
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>>99839420
What a random comment. Did you work on the film or something?
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>>99841617
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>>99837649
>Implying most global warming/climate change criers aren't doing it as a power/money grab.
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>>99834714
OwO
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>>99834871
why were there so many blacks?
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>>99834957
It made me laugh a lot.
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>>99844324

pleb taste
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>>99834957
it sucks
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>>99836144
>Same thing. I think the guy who wrote this is "Fucking Awesome!"
but that is fucking awesome
bullseye is by far the best part of that movie
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>>99834699
Well the movie was a comedy so that's the point faggot
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>>99837599
>You stole all the money in the world in WW2
hm a fellow scholar I see
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>>99834826
My friend and I were in the theater on opening night, and as soon as this scene started he began to die laughing.

We couldn't handle it
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>>99836319

This is fucking great. what show?
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>>99834826
Fucking this. Just so incredibly fucking awkward.
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>>99837311
It is Rich Evans. Someone added it in. In the original video that particular laugh is not there
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>>99834938
>”This is how we’re going to win! Not by killing what we hate, but by saving what we love!”

>BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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>>99836319

Is that fucking Phyllis from the office?
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>>99834699
Anyone forgot about this in Man of Steel
>Flying dildos
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>>99844270
If you had seen any Thor comics you would know it’s not based on Norse mythology other than at a base level. It’s more like he-man than it is actual mythology. Everything is all glowy sci fi rainbows
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>>99836858
i would've laughed like a retard and walked out

>Pecause
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>>99834826

This. Me and my brother were dying a lot of laughs and gasps of surprise in the theater as well. Star Wars officially died for me at that moment.
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>>99835164
That’s not the funny part. The funny part is when he stops in the middle of the tense scene to go to a vending machine and drink a pepsi
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>>99843863
saw
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>>99842404
my favorite movie when i was a kid
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>>99839143
Nazis look cool
That's actually why
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>>99836390
>unintentionally
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>>99839130
Wow. Glad I stopped at the first one
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>>99834699
when the giant robot pulled out swords and murdered several families in the buildings just to look cool.
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>>99847891
LOL
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>>99839044
>and DISS oh DA
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>>99846235
>rebel base explodes
>only a handful of rebels left

"The gang fights the first order"
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>>99848075

> get a black pilot for your giant robot

> collateral damage
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>>99843916
He could have said literally anything else that wasn't so fucking gay
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>>99837050
It did prefigure the Parkland shooting, where the shooter had a chance to take out the biggest faggots in the universe but totally blew it.
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>>99834772
you mean China, Fuck Yeah!
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>>99848075
>>99848140
i think it was an asian pilot and a woman pilot, which explains why they can't drive the robot.
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https://youtu.be/gs3IRbg17Y0

Multiple people got up and left
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>>99834714
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>>99834871

Christ, why are there so many fucking crackers in this
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TENNOHEIKA BANZAIIIIII! DIS IS FOR HIROSHIMA GAIJIN
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>>99843863
The collection. Not that great after that scene. The collector was better.
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>>99834699
>laughing loudly in a theater
>capeshit
Have you considered ending your life?
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>>99834699
Hela in the comics is better than the film imho
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>>99847878
>tfw phyllis actually lands another role
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>>99836886
Part that made me laugh out loud:
>"Pearl Harbor is under attack!"
>All gather at huge window
>Get bombed
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>>99836319
N E T F L I X
E
T
F
L
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>>99839961
no how could a cat even get that big. cats are not big and scary they are just small innocent non-threatening and we have no plans for domination that'd be stupid
cats are good and you should like them
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>>99840738
That's Jews. That's why they were all so easily rounded up.
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https://youtu.be/j7vea5yu0gs?t=99
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4uT2c7bbNE
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>>99836390
>secret plan for exterminating jews
>kill them out in the open
which one is it
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>>99848626
1:48 minute mark in the first clip.
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>>99839044
its understandable that JJ wanted to make something terrifying, and the most terrifying thing he could think of is aesthetically pleasing nazis.

It's basically in his DNA
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>Why did you kill President Kennedy, Erik?
>I didn't kill him.
>You did, the bullet swerved.
>That's because I was trying to save him, Charles, he was one of us.

I laughed loudly in the theater at the prospect of Kennedy being a mutant. Also the poster is funny as well, it looks like Patrick Stewart is shitting out napalm.
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>>99848662
They didn't like disabled people either because they were a drain on resources with no real output towards the war effort.
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That scene where Javert dies in Les Miserables. That noise it makes made me laugh pretty hard.

https://youtu.be/hRzvdQh8D2Q?t=162
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>>99848662
The Einzatzgruppen killed out in the open in the occupied territories early on, German Jews weren't killed in the open, they were deported to the camps later on. Also if you notice, the man is in a wheelchair, the first role of the Einzatzgruppen was to kill the mentally and physically disabled in occupied Poland in 1939, they then moved on to Jews in 1941 when the Final Solution began. The death camps with gas chambers came about in early-mid 1942 as a more efficient killing method, but Einzatzgruppen were still being used close to the front to kill Soviet Jews and Partisans.
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>>99837649
>>99837767
Increased global temperatures leads to more extreme weather events, such as snowstorms and hurricanes. In addition, the economic burden of extreme weather events cost the United States hundreds of billions of dollars last year and is expected to grow exponentially in future years. (According to NatGeo)
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>>99836319
You Americans and your school shootings
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>>99834826
I had seen the memes on here but when I finally saw a week later my friends and I were laughing hysterically. To be fair, I heard a few other laughs. What a shit show.
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>>99840691
YES! what is this from?
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>>99843863
the collection
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>>99835089
just imagine, he was narrating everything he was doing internally through out the whole movie. that's the only explanation
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>>99834699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJya9YRdic
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>>99835146
go back
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>>99836319
and people wonder why there are school shootings in america. Is it unreasonable to think someone got sick of shit like this
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>>99839093
this.
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>>99842404
they were really proud of that rearview-mirror-to throttle-hand shot.
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>>99836319
EVERY FUCKING TIME HOLY SHIT
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>>99846900
>global warming/climate change criers
>Most people are faking it to make less money off of less profitable energy.

Yeah, totally.
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>>99834826
Does coke blow up your nose? She looks like artie lange's understudy.
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>>99839965
Why?? I thought I'd never seen anything so beautiful in all my life!
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>>99836319
Someone PLEASE edit MJ's Thriller onto this
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>>99837157
Honestly though, such a great actor. Sort of makes me sad that I stopped watching after season 1 billion.
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>>99839044
>Jesus Christ, it's fucking cold Bob, when do we go inside?
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> Katniss, it’s me, Peeta!
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>>99834714
>have big huskie
>loves fucking me
>can't knock me up
>cuddles me after
Dogs are the best
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>>99849819
post pics or fuck off
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>>99849842
Of my dog?
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>>99848773
>Also the poster is funny as well, it looks like Patrick Stewart is shitting out napalm.
Can't unsee.
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>>99834957
Made me laugh a fair bit. Taika waititi carries a lot of good will from me for Hunt for the Wilderpeople. I thought everything in space was good, carrying on the 'fish-out-of-water' approach they've taken with Thors character.
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>>99849906
ur tits
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>>99836319
and that's a good thing.
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>>99836390
>stand for the fuhrer!1!
>he cannot le stand legs no work xd
>then he must die XD
A masterpiece.
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>>99836636
Because they would have had to reshoot huge chunks of the movie you fucking retard
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>>99834699
This bitch was fine af goddamn
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>>99848662
Since when was it a secret...? Hitler fucking wrote as much in Mein Kampf.

How brain dead are neo nazis? Do you even read?
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>>99848207
Literally the best scene of the movie
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>>99850228
Can you give me some page numbers where Hitler says he wants to exterminate all jews and that he has a plan to do so?
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>>99837478
>don't know yet if I'll go to McDonald's or Burger King for dinner
being an American is suffering
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>>99836319
Ahh mate lol 100% agree. It's a shame. I really enjoyed the show overall and I just wish this interpretive dance shit was left on the cutting room floor in favour of something less cringe worthy.
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>THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS!!!

>GO AWAY
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>>99850077
Jokes on me i don't have any
I have a butt tho
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>>99837191
I like how they even show that the kid is bullied until he finally gets fed up and snaps, those parkland kids admitted to treating the shooter like absolute shit and pushing him to do it then bitch about how we shouldn't have as many rights because they can't be nice to one another

Also I can't watch this scene anymore without giggling thinking of this webm
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>>99837050
>mass replying with an inane comment like that

Kill yourself
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>>99849376
>>99835089
I think the idea was trick the audience into thinking he had plot armor because killing a character mid-narration is unexpected.
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>>99839832
Not in the Marvel Universe no, they are just from the same county/plane of existence I don't think they are even related in the comics
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>>99840691
Why would he even put his hand up and how did not a single other person not notice the crowd being combined to red paste holy shit that was bad
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>>99850795
>deleted
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>>99850795
This is a man isn't it?
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>>99834871
Wow they even included a Jewish gentleman.
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>>99849819
sounds about white
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>>99839014
or evil
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>>99848277
She's Vietnamese, not Japanese.

Baka.
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>>99848332
This first outfit she wears in the movie is GOAT.
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>>99850859
No im not unfortunately
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>>99847909

Heimdall wasn't black in the comics, though. Or anyone else to do with Asgard up until a very specific point.
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>>99850155

Not the guy you're replying to but that would have arguably been a better move long-term for them.

Delay TLJ, reshoot the movie to have Leia die in that scene, and in hind-sight NOT make Luke this weird creepy hermit dude and have Rose and all that other garbage that damaged the brand.
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>>99849819
Are white girls the only ones ever caught doing this sort of thing?
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>>99834699
Was it this flat and grey in theatres or is this a bad transfer?
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>>99843003
>The OG then
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>>99834826
it wasnt the first time i laughed out loud at this piece of shit
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>>99849819
Based zoobro
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>>99850953
Then I don't feel as bad getting erect over it.
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>>99851046
Lets fuck
>>99850976
Yes
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>>99849819
WHITE
GIRLS
FUCK
DOGS
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>>99849819
Post dog
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>>99848795
That's the true cost of socialism
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>>99851163
Dogs are love
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>>99848987
>Increased temperatures lead to more snowstorms
Nigga wut?
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>>99836319
tell them about the dance that defeated Ronan
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>>99851085
Sorry harlot I only make love.
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>>99836390
I remember watching this with my family when I was in college, my aunt was crying.
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>>99850340
31 July 1941 - An official letter from Vice Chancellor Hermann Goering makes SS-Obergruppenfuher Reinhard Heydrich the man in charge of preparing the Final Solution to the Jewish Question.

20 January 1942 - Reinhard Heydrich organizes a conference in Berlin with several representatives from both Nazi Party (SS, SD) and civilian state institutions (Justice Ministry, Interior Ministry, Foreign Affairs) and they discuss the "evacuation" of the Jews from Western Europe to the Eastern occupied territories.

Hitler himself made sure his name was not on official Holocaust documents, because he was afraid of the political implications if he got caught. This was a lesson he learned from the T4 Euthanasia Program (murders of mentally and physically disabled in Germany): in August 1941, Bishop Clemens von Galen spoke against the program and Hitler ordered the program shut down (in reality just greatly reduced and done more secretly and outside Germany) because he gave his approval of the program in official letters and worried what would happen if those letters were leaked (they weren't during his time in power and he was able to blame Goebbels and lower level subordinates for the T4 program).

If you have any doubts about Nazi intentions, here's a section from the minutes of the 20 January 1942 Wannsee Conference which details the number of Jews not only in Axis controlled territories but across Europe which they want removed from Europe by any means necessary and with their inability to remove the Jews to Madagascar (1940 Plan) or Siberia (1941 Plan) they settled on extermination of the entire Jewish population of Europe.
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>>99851085
post bob and vagene on /trash/
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>>99851163
I was told by an actual /pol/tard that the reason why the furry fandom is predominantly white and why bestiality is carried out "more" by whites is because white people have a better "spiritual connection" to animals.
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>>99851462
Boring
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>>99841843
you aight white boy
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>>99851514
Giv discord maybe
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>>99851503
>lists of jewish population numbers
and this proves what exactly? allies would have had lists of german population numbers in their own territories, and in the US they kept track of japanese numbers in their own territory, how does any of this prove that six million jews were gassed?
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>>99851574
ok lol
phaggot#4498
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>>99851624
Fine then, here's that table's preface. What else other than extermination does "Final Solution" mean? Why would they prohibit Jewish emigration at that point if they didn't want to exterminate them but just move them out of Europe?
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>>99851347
Higher temperatures create higher areas of pressure, meaning higher wind speeds and more precipitation. If the area is warmer you get a rainstorm. In places where it's colder you get a snowstorm. Over a long enough time period the temp will rise to the point where we only see extreme rainstorms but right now there are still plenty of areas of the world that experience temperatures below 32°F.
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>>99851624
Here's a picture of Sonderkommandos, Jewish Prisoners who were drafted to clean out the gas chambers, burning bodies in the open because the crematoriums which can burn thousands of bodies a day are overworked.
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>>99849819
>cant knock me up
well yea dude
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>>99834699
In the german dub they say "wakanda uber alles" and that got a good bunch of laughs out of the audience.
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>>99851347
Below about -10F, air is too cold for snow to form (this is also why Antarctica is a desert, precipitation wise). More air above that point, more snow.
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>>99851624
Also I'm not trying to prove 6 million were gassed, but approximately 6 million were killed. Many were gassed at the Reinhard camps which used Carbon Monoxide, many were also gassed at Medjanek and Auschwitz which used Zyklon-B, but many were also killed by the Einzatzgruppen and other death squads farther in the east.
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>>99851624
>six million jews were gassed
Holy strawman, stormfag!
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>>99848497
t.cade




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